Entmoot Mud Wrestling

[Andúril]

Originally posted by Linaewen
Actually, would I be able to take you on as well? I'm still troubled by animation you showed me ages ago, something along the lines of a man beating the crap out of a seal or something. :eek: :D Yes, of course you may, Linaewen. May I ask, who will your partner be?

Oh, and BoP, I highly doubt Lizra will want to do that. Sure, she has her kinks, and is very dominant at times, but she needs me to be "fully operational" when the time comes.

[Andúril]

Originally posted by BeardofPants
Why don't we all gang up on him?:D

[Lalaith_Elf]

Originally posted by hectorberlioz
aye aye:p

Just face it. You'd know that I'd win.:evil: :p

[BeardofPants]

Originally posted by Andúril
:D

Don't make me come over there and chew yer tootsies. :rolleyes:

[Andúril]

Originally posted by BeardofPants
Don't make me come over there and chew yer tootsies. :rolleyes: What the hell are tootsies? You want to chew on my tonsils? They were removed a long time ago. You may try anyhow.

PS. What makes you so sure I wouldn't want that anyway? Hee hee.

[Janny]

Tootsies are toes! Have you really never heard that? :eek:

[BeardofPants]

Yup, yup. *eyes Janny's toes*.... :evil:

[Andúril]

Originally posted by Janny
Tootsies are toes! Have you really never heard that? :eek: I'm from Cape Town, South Africa, the southernmost country of the Dark Continent. What do you think? :p

Oh, and BoP, you may nibble on my toes, if that is what you desire.

[Linaewen]

So is this what the second Mud Wrestling Championship is coming to? Tootsie-nibbling? :D I must say, the standards are much lower in this one.

[Edit] Oh, and Anduril, maybe my partner could be Lalaith, you know, the Gold and Silver medallists of the first tournament. :)

[BeardofPants]

*chases lin around the arena trying to chibble her tootsies* ;) Steal MY sheep will you?! :mad: :p

[Andúril]

Originally posted by Linaewen
Oh, and Anduril, maybe my partner could be Lalaith, you know, the Gold and Silver medallists of the first tournament. :) Bring it on. You two will be interesting opponents for my first round. :cool:

PS. BoP, I'm not a sheep!

[Andúril]

Originally posted by Linaewen
I'm still troubled by animation you showed me ages ago, something along the lines of a man beating the crap out of a seal or something. :eek: So, in exactly what physical manner do you see yourself dealing with these troublesome troubles?

[Linaewen]

Originally posted by Andúril
So, in exactly what physical manner do you see yourself dealing with these troublesome troubles?
Doing exactly to you what the man did to the poor seal in that animation. :D With blood splurting everywhere...oh yeah, that's how I like it.

Or I could bash the crap out of you in another way, *shrug*, it really doesn't bother me. :)

[Andúril]

Originally posted by Linaewen
Doing exactly to you what the man did to the poor seal in that animation. :D With blood splurting everywhere...oh yeah, that's how I like it.Ahh, so you're going to spank me? And Lalaith? What is her part in this orgy?Or I could bash the crap out of you in another way, *shrug*, it really doesn't bother me. :) You don't like me, do you?

[Janny]

*looks at feet*
*wishes had worn socks*

[Lalaith_Elf]

*lurks behind Janny with a flame thrower*

:evil:

[Janny]

You meanie!
I'm less flamable than BoP, think of all that wool! Lovely flammable wool.

*Runs away, in a manner not unbecoming of brave Sir Robin*

[Linaewen]

Originally posted by Andúril
Ahh, so you're going to spank me? And Lalaith? What is her part in this orgy?
He was not spanking the seal. Unless he was doing it in such a violent way as to cause blood to spurt. :confused: :)

You don't like me, do you?
Aww, don't be misled by my desire to beat you up. Of course I like ya, but you left while I was still pretty new so I don't know ya well. But you come from K's country, I like that. ;)

Oh Cass, I was wrong, btw. I got mixed up with your match vs Starr.

It was a cloudy day. Starr Polish and cassiopeia circled in the mud pit. The audience yawned.

A raindrop fell. The two contestants pushed each other lightly. The audience sighed.

It started raining. cassiopeia got up and grabbed Starr Polish around her waist. The audience watched with big eyes

[Lalaith_Elf]

Originally posted by Janny
You meanie!
I'm less flamable than BoP, think of all that wool! Lovely flammable wool.

*Runs away, in a manner not unbecoming of brave Sir Robin*

:p
But I wouldn't try to set alight to BoP - she'd try and steal my pants:eek: :p

*checks BoP isn't lurking anywhere near her*

[Andúril]

Originally posted by Linaewen
Aww, don't be misled by my desire...I have a place in your desires?Of course I like ya...Favourable desires at that!

Don't worry, you'll both get what's coming to you. Ask Artanis. ;)

[Linaewen]

Originally posted by Andúril
I have a place in your desires?Favourable desires at that!

Don't worry, you'll both get what's coming to you. Ask Artanis. ;)
Oh yeah, you have a favourable place all right. :) *Keenly eyes Andúril's ...muscles*

Aikona, you just tell me now, china. :)

Anyone remember all the hype surrounding Coney and JD's match? All the changes of avatars, and the siding of the Mooters? Oh, that was hilarious.

[Andúril]

Originally posted by Linaewen
Oh yeah, you have a favourable place all right. :) *Keenly eyes Andúril's ...muscles* ;)

Er, if you think you're going to be able to soften me up before the big match by referring to my.....muscles, you're mistaken. If anything, the result is the opposite.

PS. Don't tell me you've still got that pic of me at the beach.Aikona, you just tell me now, china. :) Ahh, I see Baby-K got a hold of you while I was gone. What happened to her, anyway?

[Elvengirl]

This thread is just wrong.....................oh well


*grabs popcorn and a seat to enjoy the show*


:D

[Hanza]

heh yey! mud wrestlings back. this could be some fun. new peeps new fights. should get newbies verses old..ees...anyway im gonna leave now while you continue with your strange yet slightly disturbing fantasties

[BeardofPants]

Hmmm.... what to do first.... snaffle Lal's pants, chomp on Janny's toes, or jump on Anduril.... Hmmm..... :confused:

[Lalaith_Elf]

:eek:
*a dust cloud is seen where Lal was standing and a little dot running towards the horizon*

[Falagar]

I don't think that'll help you much, Lal. She'll find you...wherever you hide...

[Janny]

Hey BoP, why are you still considering eating my totsies? I already run like the dickens! (And now I have socks too, so there!

[BeardofPants]

^what falagar said. :evil:

*leaps on falagar's toes* :D *teeth glint evilly*

[Lalaith]

Originally posted by Linaewen
[Edit] Oh, and Anduril, maybe my partner could be Lalaith, you know, the Gold and Silver medallists of the first tournament. :)
Huh, did I miss anything?

[Falagar]

Originally posted by BeardofPants
^what falagar said. :evil:

*leaps on falagar's toes* :D *teeth glint evilly*
Ouch!

*leaps away, rubs hurt toes*

Knew I should have invested in shoes without holes...:D

[Linaewen]

Originally posted by Andúril
;)

Er, if you think you're going to be able to soften me up before the big match by referring to my.....muscles, you're mistaken. If anything, the result is the opposite.
Are you sure about that, sweetheart? Can I help you rub some oil on those tanned, tanned muscles o' yours? Pretty please?

Ahh, I see Baby-K got a hold of you while I was gone. What happened to her, anyway?
Baby-K pretty much has left the board :(. But still hangs around sometimes.

[Linaewen]

Originally posted by Lalaith
Huh, did I miss anything?
Yeah, I was just saying to Andúril that perhaps we two could take him on. He seems to be delusional, thinking that he could take on half the female population of Entmoot and still win. :rolleyes: :)

[Andúril]

Originally posted by Linaewen
Are you sure about that, sweetheart? Can I help you rub some oil on those tanned, tanned muscles o' yours? Pretty please?Do I know you? You seem familiar. Oh, and good news: I just started a 6-week crash-course weight-training routine. And right now, I'm pretty damn sore.

So yes, I need to be rubbed (or massaged--whichever shocks the innocent naive little girls the least). :)

[cassiopeia]

Originally posted by Linaewen
Oh Cass, I was wrong, btw. I got mixed up with your match vs Starr.

Okay. I thought I was going crazy or something. :) Maybe this year we'll have the chance to fight. *grins evilly*

[Andúril]

Originally posted by Linaewen
Yeah, I was just saying to Andúril that perhaps we two could take him on. He seems to be delusional, thinking that he could take on half the female population of Entmoot and still win. :rolleyes: :) Hey, I didn't know "delusional" was synonomous with "omnipotent". Oh well, you learn something new every day.

But hey, at least you'll have fun trying.

[Linaewen]

Originally posted by Andúril

So yes, I need to be rubbed (or massaged--whichever shocks the innocent naive little girls the least). :)
Familiar how?

They wouldn't be shocked here. HectorBerlioz was using free massages to get extra votes for his presidential campaign- perhaps with his experienced hands he can do something to relieve your sore muscles. :evil: :D

[Andúril]

Originally posted by Linaewen
Familiar how?I can't quite put a finger on it yet. Perhaps it was the begging to touch me--I've been through that a "few" times in my life...They wouldn't be shocked here. HectorBerlioz was using free massages to get extra votes for his presidential campaign- perhaps with his experienced hands he can do something to relieve your sore muscles. :evil: :D That is just sick. I now refuse to fight this Hector dude in the ring.

So.....is it flavoured oil?

[Andúril]

Originally posted by Twista
Yes ill be doing my best to take over. Its going to be hard though, exams coming up, time is going to be tight, so others will have to help please. :) Unless you have read up all about the Legend of Andúril, you may indeed need a hand when it comes to your commentary of my matches. :cool:

[Andúril]

Originally posted by Sminty_Smeagol
I wanna mud wrestle :D Excellent. :)

[hectorberlioz]

Originally posted by Lalaith_Elf
Just face it. You'd know that I'd win.:evil: :p
I would let you win;)

[hectorberlioz]

Originally posted by Linaewen
Familiar how?

They wouldn't be shocked here. HectorBerlioz was using free massages to get extra votes for his presidential campaign- perhaps with his experienced hands he can do something to relieve your sore muscles. :evil: :D
You forget, I only massaged the gal mooters;)

[Lalaith]

Originally posted by Linaewen
Yeah, I was just saying to Andúril that perhaps we two could take him on. He seems to be delusional, thinking that he could take on half the female population of Entmoot and still win. :rolleyes: :)
Ah.
I'm not sure if I want to.
I don't want to ruin my image as a winner. :D

[Andúril]

Originally posted by Lalaith
Ah.
I'm not sure if I want to.
I don't want to ruin my image as a winner. :D Loser!

[Lalaith]

Originally posted by Andúril
Loser!
Pfff.
I just DO NOT have the time to prepare appropriately. I'm too busy.
And do you really think that you would get me into a fight by saying such ridiculous things? Pffffffff

[Andúril]

Originally posted by Lalaith
Pfff.
I just DO NOT have the time to prepare appropriately.Because you would need to prepare. There is no way that would stand even a slight chance in your current shape. Glad we agree on that. ;)

[Linaewen]

Originally posted by Lalaith
Pfff.
I just DO NOT have the time to prepare appropriately. I'm too busy.
And do you really think that you would get me into a fight by saying such ridiculous things? Pffffffff
Don't let him anger you. He's just upset that he still hasn't gotten his massage yet. :rolleyes: :)

[Lalaith]

Originally posted by Andúril
Because you would need to prepare. There is no way that would stand even a slight chance in your current shape. Glad we agree on that. ;)
*wondering why you should know my shape*

Sorry for being a full time student who is only playing Billiard in these busy times.

Lin, no, he won't anger me.

[Andúril]

So when is the second tournament going down?

[Andúril]

*bump*

[Bombadillo]

Originally posted by Linaewen
Yeah, I was just saying to Andúril that perhaps we two could take him on. He seems to be delusional, thinking that he could take on half the female population of Entmoot and still win. :rolleyes: :) Probably not. I suspect he'd just like to mud wrestle half the females here, period.

[Lalaith_Elf]

Originally posted by hectorberlioz
I would let you win;)

Yeah yeah. That's what you think.:evil:

[hectorberlioz]

Originally posted by Lalaith_Elf
Yeah yeah. That's what you think.:evil:
Fine then, we'll do some practicing via pm, except using chocoalte cake instead of mud:p

[Lalaith_Elf]

:p

:evil:

Fine then... If that's really what you want.:evil:

[hectorberlioz]

its funny how you think you're so evil that you can beat me:p

[Lalaith_Elf]

I didn't say I was so evil that I could beat you. It's just that your so.... soft, that anyone could beat you.;) :p

[hectorberlioz]

we'll just see about that:evil:
and clean your pm box!

[Lalaith_Elf]

Yes we will see - if this mud wrestling contest is ever started this year (wasn't Twiz meant to do it?)

And it's cleaned.:p

[hectorberlioz]

just sent;)

Yeah, Twista, that lazy bum:p..and whatever happened to grey Wolf's Mooters of the Year thingie? I wanted to win that!:p

[Lalaith_Elf]

:rolleyes:
If it's not enough being President now you want to win another thing.:rolleyes: :p

[Valandil]

OK, then... I'll perform a little "surgery" :p

Closing... for now. ;)

[Jonathan]

Bye thread! I'll miss you.