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Elf Girl

05-18-2002, 01:57 PM

OOC: Ack! So sorry! Here is your long-awaited gift scene! I'll try to give everyone a gift, if I miss someone tell me and I'll put you in.

Caladriett: People, you are getting expensive, no one is coming because of the evil phone, I need to boot you out, so I'll give you each a gift and send you a on your way. First, Leguriel...(OOC: Eruviel, do you mind the name?)

Elf Girl: *thinking* New staff, new staff...

Eruviel: *Caladriett presents her with a bow and arrows* Excellent!

Elf Girl: *thinking* New staff, new staff...

Caladriett: Eärniel, *prestens Eärniel with a small whirring gizmo*

Eärniel: What in Middle-Earth is this?

Caladriett: What was I supposed to give you, you haven't chosen your charactar.

Elf Girl: *thinking* New staff, new staff...

Caladriett: *hands Renille a sheath decorated with golden arches*

Renille: Er, thanks.

Elf Girl: *thinking* New staff, new staff...

Calladriett: *gives Claenoic a box*

Claenoic: Cool, what's in it?

Calladriett: Coupons for free shakes.

Elf Girl: *thinking* New staff, new staff...

Caladriett: Laurelyn... *gives Laurelyn a small, humming, spinning wheel* You haven't chosen your charactar either...

Elf Girl: *thinking* New staff, new staff...

Caladriett: Finrod, brother...*hands him a leaf pin*

Claenoic: Hey, we're all supposed to get those!

Caladriett: You got your present, shush!

Elf Girl: *thinking* New staff, new staff...

Caladriett: Oh Queen of the Nazgûl- *gives her a helmet*

Nazgûl Queen: Ooh, I am Eomer!

Elf Girl: *thinking* New staff, new staff...

Caladriett: TinuvielChild, here. *gives here a sword*

TC: Cool! *draws it* Um, why is it shaped like an M?

Caladriett: All I had on hand.

Elf Girl: *thinking* New staff, new staff...

Caladriett: Willow Oran, take this. *gives her a grey cloak*

Nazgûl Queen: We're all supposed to get those, too.

Caladriett: Shush!

Elf Girl: *thinking* New staff, new staff...

Caladriett: Tanoliel, *gives her an apple*

Tano: *eats it* Yum!

Elf Girl: *thinking* New staff, new staff...

Caladriett: Glodo, phonebearer. *hands her a glowing rendition of the golden arches*

Elf Girl: *thinking* New staff, new staff...

Caladriett: GandGirl-

Elf Girl: *thinking* NEW STAFF!!!

Caladriett: You can have this, since your supposed to be dead. *hands her a definetly UNWINGED plastic balrog*

Elf Girl: My beautiful staff...*sob*

OOC: Did I miss anyone? A little long, sorry.

Earniel

05-18-2002, 03:58 PM

OOC: Very nice, Elf girl! :) A whirring gizmo, yeay!

The TLA compare their new gifts. Elf Girl looks a little dissapointed at the plastic balrog.

Claenoic: *helpfully* It squeaks if you squeeze it....

Elf Girl: *sighs and squeezes the toy. It goes squeak* Well there goes my reputation..... Meet Gandgirl the Neon Green, wielder of the wingless plastic balrog toy that goes 'squeak'.

Eruviel: You should have listened. We SAID : 'Gandgirl, you better die. The you can come back and receive some spanking new clothes. But Nooooo you had to stay alive and....'

*Elf girl hits Eruviel over the head with the plastic balrog. It goes squeak.*

Elf girl: Sigh, even this isn't as fun as it was before.....

Eärniel: Well, at least you've gotten something that suits you. I've got a small...whirring...thingie...whatever it does.

Laurelyn: It might come in handy once, don't worry.

Eärniel: What? I doubt it'll be a light when all other lights go out.

Nazgul Queen: Well Caladriett's gift have to be usefull. She can see the future! Surely she must have giving you something that we can use later on.

Eärniel: *looks doubtfull at the gizmo. It goes 'whirrrrr'* Couldn't she have giving me chocolate?....

Elf Girl

05-18-2002, 07:17 PM

OOC: and Laurelyn, by "spinning wheel" I don't mean something used to spin straw into gold, I mean a wheel that spins. I will try to rephrase it so it doesn't look like we are all eighteenth-century ladies... ;)

Later... I have changed it. We are no longer eighteenth-century ladies. ;)

Nazgûl Queen

05-18-2002, 08:25 PM

Morauko: *puts on her helmet and gets up on her horse* YAY! I'm Moraumer!!! *crashes into a tree and falls off her horse* Um... it might help if I could SEE!!!

Claenoic: Erm... maybe if you turned the helmet around so the eyeholes are in the front... *rolls eyes*

Morauko: Oooh.... right... how silly of me... *Gets back on her horse with the helmet the right way around and gallops forward* Forth Cellowlingas!!! *turns around to see that noone is following* Fine, then. Destroy my dreams. I dont care *sob*

Claenoic

05-18-2002, 10:15 PM

OOC: Yay! I'm THE voice of reason! (Not for long...)

Claenoic: *Instinctively pulls out box and starts counting coupons again*
Gandgirl: Will SOMEONE get Claenoilbo's nose out of that box?
Renille: *Tries to take box away*
Claenoic: *sibilant* No, thief! We hates it! We hates Renilles for ever!
All except Claenoilbo: *stares, and slowly back away*
Claenoic: What can I say? I have a split personality.
Tano: Ah.

OOC: Just something plain and random... hehehe :)

Elf Girl

05-19-2002, 08:21 AM

Right, thank you for waiting for my gift scene everyone, I couldn't say this before because I was afraid someone was posting the scene as I typed. Eärniel, thank you for keeping everyone from posting it, thank you, thank you...*bows* ;)

Anyway,

Caladriett: Go! Out! Leave! You got your presents, this is BUSINESS!

Everyone who didn't get a gift: What about us?

Caladriett: Oh. You. You can stay here. You aren't much trouble. But the rest of you, GO!

Claenoic: Um...we can't. *points to giant river flowing out* You're supposed to give us boats.

Caladriett: Ah yes. I almost forgot. My best and biggest golden arches were destroyed to make these boats, I want them RETURNED! *pulls four bright yellow boats out of a building near the parking lot* Now OUT!!!

OOC: There. I abandoned them. If you want to not be abandoned, I'll edit it so you have a gift, but I may take you out if you're not posting... *evil grin*

Earniel

05-19-2002, 11:33 AM

OOC: Stop bowing Elf girl, you're making me blush :) Not that I could have prevented it if any one actually did post a giftgiving scene. But every one was kind enough to wait.

The Cellowship inspect their boats. After making sure they won't sink, they start loading their luggage (the not eating or walking kind) and their gift in the boats. Gandgirl signs the receits and accepts (if somewhat reluctantly) responsibility. Glodo looks lightly green.

Glodo:*groans* Not boats again! I'll walk if I have to! But no boats!

Willow: Oh don't be such a baby, you're the phonebearer!

Glodo: A phonebearer has rights too you know!

Eärniel:*slightly menacing*You know you have the right to swim the whole way too?

Glodo: *swallows* I'll be good....

TinuvielChild

05-19-2002, 02:13 PM

TC: *eyes her M-shaped sword distastefully, then shrugs. Maybe she can spear 2 orcs at once.* Do you want i should stuff some socks in Glodo's mouth so she doesn't make too much trouble?

Willow Oran

05-19-2002, 02:19 PM

OOC:Yay! That was a wonderful gift scene Elf Girl!

Once the cellowship is loaded into the boats they start down the river, and as is inevitable in boats carrying us someone begins to sing.

Willow:Row, Row Row your boat gently down the stream throw poor Glodo overboard and listen to her scream!

Glodo:Someone make her stop!

Tano:Willow stop it, sing a different song.

Willow:This is the song that never...

Renille:But not that one.

Eruviel:If you're going to sing, then sing about something nice, like stars.

Willow:Twinkle Twinkle little star....

ElF Girl: Oh Eru... This is going to be a long boat ride.

Will the bad singing ever stop? will glodo get seasick again? Someone write the next post so we can find out.

Eruviel Greenleaf

05-19-2002, 04:47 PM

As the boats continue on down the river. . .
Eruviel: Willow, stop singing!!!
Willow: But I--
Tano: *singing* twinkle, twinkle, little bat, how I wonder where you're at. . .
Eruviel: Arr.

TinuvielChild

05-19-2002, 04:50 PM

TC: i know! *sings* May it be an evening star shines down upon you...

All except Glodo: *sigh in relief*

Glodo: *covers ears and mouth simultaneously*

Renille

05-19-2002, 06:27 PM

Renille-Yes, TC, that's MUCH better.

Glodo-Nmph 'thistn.

Renille-What?

Elf Girl- It might help to take the sock out of your mouth.

Glodo-Oh, right. I said, no it isn't.

*Claenoic, Eruviel, Earniel stuff the sock back in her mouth.*

Earniel- Tie her back up.

Glodo-NMMPH! EBHIL ELFTHS ROPHTERS EW HTHS THM FREVR!

Willow- What?

TC- *sings LOUDLY to muffle screams.* MORNIE UTULIE...

Claenoic- Can we put a sock in HER mouth, too please?

Cellowship- NO!

Claenoic

05-19-2002, 10:51 PM

OOC: MOOOOOOOORRRRRNNNIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE AAAAAALLLLLAAAAAAANNNNNNTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!! !!! Hehehe :).

Claenoic: By Eru! *Goes to put in a sock anyway*

Glodo: *Silently praying that Clae'll make it*

Tano: NOOOO DON'T STOP THE BEAUTIFUL MUSIC!!!!

Glodo: ERR FULL SERK TERK DE FOCK OU!!!

All: ???

Earniel: I think she said something akin to "Take the sock out!"

Glodo: *Nods rapidly, thus making her greener*

Gandgirl: *Takes it out*

Glodo: *Goes to the side and... erm... "whoops it up"*

Willow: *turns green* Urgh...

TC: There, there... *Pats Glodo's back, as a result making the... erm... output faster*

All: Ugh...

OOC: Did Renille keep singing?

Earniel

05-20-2002, 03:50 AM

Eärniel*looks at Glodo and Willow and shakes her head* And thus the pollution of the fair rivers of Middle-earth begins... Really I don't know what people could possibly have against rocking boats....

Glodo:*moans* Don't say that!

Eärniel: What? ro...*Tano puts her hand on Eärniel's mouth*

Tano: Don't make it worse than it already is!

Eärniel: What? Oh so now it's MY fault she can't stand rocking boats!

TLA: Ssssssht!

*Glodo turns a deeper shade of green*

Eärniel:*attempts to be nice*Look I'm sorry, didn't mean to be so nasty. How about we make a stop to eat something?

*Glodo passes out*

Eärniel: I was just trying to be nice! I can't help she fainted!

TC: Well maybe it's better that way, she'll suffer less from the journey.

*The Cellowship rows on in a momentary silence. After ten minutes*

Eärniel: Gandgirl?

Elf Girl: Yes?

Eärniel: I MEANT what I said about that stop to eat something.

Elf Girl

05-20-2002, 08:19 AM

Later...

Eärniel: Well, what about the stop?

Elf Girl: *sigh* Fine, haul the boats ashore.

Glodo: *regains conciousness* Ack, stop singing! *tries to sing "Happy Birthday" to drown out the singing she thinks is going on*

Elf Girl: Shush, Glodo! AN ELVEN-MAID THERE WAS OF OLD,
A SHINING STAR BY DAY,
HER MANTLE WHITE WAS HEMMED WITH GOLD,
HER SHOES...

Counselor: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU....

Tano: I thought we were done with singing. Oh well, EÄRENDIL WAS A MARINER...

Soon the entire Cellowship is singing at the top of their lungs.

Cellowship: THE ROAD GOES EVER ON AND ON,
DOWN FROM THE DOOR WHERE IT BEGAN,
NOW FAR AHEAD THE ROAD...

Counselor: I surrendor!

Cellowship: *sudden dead silence*

Counselor: I surrendor! Do whatever you want! Just stop singing!

Elf Girl: All right. *rubs suddenly sore throat*

OOC: Put this in because I missed all the singing. :( :( ;)

And Eärniel, would you mind typing a ä, only capital? My keyboard doesn't have any magic keystroke that makes them appear, I only copy your's, and I need one for EARENDIL...

Earniel

05-20-2002, 10:26 AM

OOC: No problem, here you go : Ä :)

Renille

05-20-2002, 11:45 PM

OOC: Did Renille keep singing?
OOC- I never started.

Renille- Whew. I don't think I could sing much longer.

Earniel- Where are we, anyway?

*The cellowship looks around. The trees are growing smaller, and they can see skyscrapers in the way, way, way, way, way, way ,way far distance.*

Elf Girl- Uh oh.

Eruviel- Uh-oh what?

Renille- You guys...watch out for orcs.

Tano- Orcs? Here? Ha!

Willow- No, she's right. Remember, the fellowship stopped right after they went to Lothlorien and they stopped and got attacked by orcs. Boromir was killed. Pip and Merry were captured.

Claenoic- AAH! Hide, everyone! Who's Boromir?

Renille- We don't HAVE a Boromir. And really, we don't have to worry until Glodo...where is she?

*cellowship looks around. Glodo has gone.*

Earniel- WE'RE DOOMED!

TC- Be quiet and eat some more chocolate!

Tanoliel

05-21-2002, 12:08 AM

Tano: chocolate ISN'T the answer to EVERYTHING!!! *everyone's head swivels to look at her.* Oh...gosh. sorry. I must have had a sane moment there...*grabs chocolate* with the product of the coco bean in hand, we search!
Renille: for what?
Tano: uh...i don't know. but a search seems in order about now...doesn't it?

-tano

Earniel

05-21-2002, 04:20 AM

Eärniel: So let's get searching! *looks at her whirring gizmo and mutters* Why? Why couldn't she at least give me a SWORD? What am I to do with this against orcs? Bore them to death?

*The TLA rises.*

Elf Girl: Okay lets search! Troops move out!

Eärniel: On second hand lets not. *she sits down again*

Eruviel: *puzzled* but you SAID....

Eärniel: Yes, yes I know what i said but I've just realised something....

Willow: Like what?

Eärniel: If we get attacked by orcs, Boromir dies, we all know that.

Tanoliel: But we have no Boromir!

Eärniel: It's all very easy for you! You've got a character already. But I don't, Caladriett pointed it out again when we where in Lothlorien. And I'll be damned if I turn out to be Boromir! At least HE had a sword to protect Merry and Pippin. You think I can defend Willow and Tano with THIS?! *holds up whirring gizmo*

TC:*turns white* I have no character either! I have a sword...*sits down next Eärniel* Aaarg! I don't wanna die!

Willow and Tano: Hey who's going to defend us against the orcs then?*both sit down*

Elf girl:*sighs and rolls her eyes, then she mutters* I'm SO not paid enough for this...* adresses the sitters* Rise you fools! We don't have a Boromir, you're not going to die! We never completely followed the books after all! Remember? We took a boat to Caladriett's place. I didn't die either and we have a Gollum-Frodo mix whom we really have to be searching now! Now get up or I'll whack you all with the plastic wingless balrog!

Tano: Um...right! *rises*

Willow: Sure *rises*

TC: *rises* You've got some really convincing arguments....

Eärniel: *rises* Don't hit me!

Nazgûl Queen

05-21-2002, 07:10 AM

Morauko: *is walking in the forest and bumps into Glodo* I was afraid for you, Glodo. If Renille is right and Orcs are near, then none of us should wander alone,and you least of all: so much depends on you.

Glodo: What are you doing, you freak? Stay away from me! There is no hope while the phone lasts!

Morauko: The Phone! Is it not a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt for so small a thing... Oh, god! I'm turning into Boromir! This is NOT good!!!

Glodo: *mutters to herself* What on earth is she going on about?

Morauko: I need your phone, so that I can call for help and save the fair city of Sydney, which has long protected your land. Lend it to me!

Glodo: NO! It's mine, my own, my preciousssssss....

Morauko: Obstinate fool! It is not yours save by unhappy chance! It should be mine! Give it to me! For I am too strong for you, mortal!

*Morauko leaps at Glodo to grab the phone. Glodo cowers, but when Morauko has almost grabbed it she deliberately collapses to the ground*

Morauko: Run, Glodo! For I am almost under it's power!

*Morauko turns and runs to the group, directing them to Glodo then sobbing next to a tree* How could this be? I have become Boromir!

TC: *comforts her* It is not your fault, my friend. You must be admired for your courage, and for the fact that at the last you resisted your greed.

Morauko: *continues crying* But I tried to take the phone!

Elf Girl

05-21-2002, 02:39 PM

Elf Girl: Morauko, don't worry, you can't be Borimir, you're Eomer, remember? *Nazgûl Queen brandishes horn* Hm. Maybe you are. But look, I didn't die, you don't have to be evil. Or die, either as a matter of fact. *rolls eyes* Of course, everyone will be snide to you in places you're not supposed to be, but I suppose wingless plastic balrog toys are better than death, hm? *eyes her's ruefully*

Eruviel Greenleaf

05-21-2002, 07:18 PM

Eruviel: We should leave now. Come, we must get going!
Tano: We still have no one to protect Willow and me!
Renille: There may be orcs out there.
Eruviel: *turns to Renille* A shadow and a threat have been growing in my mind. Something draws near; I can feel it!

Renille

05-21-2002, 11:02 PM

Renille- Do not let the others know. They must gain strength for the journey ahead. WAIT JUST A SECOND!

Elf Girl- Who are you talking to?

Renille- I remember!It's my fault! All of this is my fault! I've gotta make these decisions!

Moraku- What on EARTH is she blabbing about?

Renille- Do you WANT to say "My brother, my captain, my king etc." and make me cry?

Moraku- Not really...

Tano- What has that got to do with ANYTHING?

Renille- Don't you get it? We have to camp somewhere else tonight! Then the orcs won't get us. Quick, find...

Elf Girl- I hate to interrupt...I'm supposed to be dead...but, Aragren?

Renille-What NOW?

Earniel- I think...it's too dark.

Renille- A curse on this day! All I try to do runs amiss!

Willow Oran

05-22-2002, 12:58 AM

(Sitting apart from the rest of the cellowship)

Willow:Wonderful, we're stuck at the one campsite that will be the cellowship's doom and We still haven't figured out who is going to die (if anyone) while attempting to protect me and Tano from orcs.

Tano:Maybe we should just go and surrendur ourselvle to the orcs right now, at least they'ed give us food. Well... sort of food.

(Eruviel joins them)

Eruviel:Have either of you seen Glodo?

Willow:Why would we have seen her?

Tano: Because she's the other hobbit-esque person here.

Eruviel:So you haven't seen her?

Willow:No, I thought she was over with the rest of the cellowship.

Tano:Actually didn't she wander off when we landed?

Eruviel Greenleaf

05-22-2002, 01:36 AM

Eruviel: We must find her! I fear what might happen if--*is cut off by the sound of. . .something*

ooc: that something being homework. drat.

Earniel

05-22-2002, 05:24 AM

OOC: I feel like stirring things up a bit. Have I mentioned I love this RPG?

Eärniel stepped on a branch. "Sorry" she said smiling as the Cellowship looks angry at her.

Claenoic:*annoyed* What are you smiling about?

Eärniel: *still smiling* It wasn't me.

Elf Girl: What in Eru's name are you talking about, girl?

Eärniel: It was was Morauko who found Glodo, not me. I'm not dead! Woohoo!

Tanoliel:*rolls her eyes* Not that debate again!

Eruviel: Gandgirl, we need to find Glodo....

Morauko:*still slightly sobbing* I TOLD you she's over there...*points out in the direction of the surrounding forest*

Gandgirl: Good, better find her before she does a runner. She wasn't too keen on our Cellowship from day one and now with Morauko going Boromirish all of the sudden it won't improve. Eärniel! You, go find her!

Eärniel: Me?! But I don't wanna die!

Gandgirl: It's about time you get yourself a character! And dying happens to the best of us. Now you've got elven eyes so it'll be easy for you to spot Glodo.

Eärniel: *wails* But I'm not the only elf here!

Gandgirl: You're the only expendable one. ...er...I mean you're the best we got. Now go!

*Gandgirl pushes a reluctant Eärniel to the area where Morauko last saw Glodo. Eärniel hesutantly walks out of sight, holding the whirring gizmo protectively before her. The Cellowship now tries to get Aragren out of her depression. Minutes pass as they suddenly hear screams issueing from the woods. They look up and see Eärniel with Glodo under her arm running at high speed from the wood*

Gandgirl: Ah you've found her then. I told you you would.

Eärniel: That's not the only thing I've found! There are orcs on my tail! Run! Hide! Save me!

The TLA hears screams and the noice of a large band of orcs drawing closer.

Renille

05-22-2002, 08:19 PM

OOC- Eärniel, you love this? Never could've guessed. :)
So do I. Anyways, I may as well get this a little more stirred up.

Renille- STOP PANICKING! Okay, Gandgirl...GANDGIRL, LOOK AT YOUR BALROG!

Earniel- No way, no way NO WAY!

Morauko- *sob* IT'S REAL

Tano- Now that's all we need. A giant balrog.

Balrog-* Squeaks*

Claenoic- What? It's supposed to spit out fire.

Renille- Yeah, I know...what's happening?

Balrog- I *squeak* lost my voice. Caladriett took me out of Moria Shack and made me into a toy. But I came back...

Elf Girl- Well, you're MY balrog now. You have to do what I say!

Balrog- But...I'm supposed to kill you.

Morauko- Yeah, and you're not supposed to be talking. Let's call it a draw.

Eruviel- *finally sees the balrog* Ai! Ai! A balrog has come!

Balrog- Haha, a scared l'il el...el...achoo! *sneezes fire...in the orcs' direction.*

Eruviel Greenleaf

05-23-2002, 03:43 AM

Eruviel: *regaining composure* Oh, at least it's going after the orcs! *strings bow and starts shooting arrows rapidly into the oncoming orcs*
The rest of the Cellowship draws their weapons and being to fight, except Glodo, who cowers behind a rock, and Earniel, who is still slightly panicked, and Tano and Willow, who stand on the sidelines with their swords, looking very nervous. . .*

Garina

05-23-2002, 08:14 AM

ooc: can I join? Counsellers are evil

Suddenly a strange hissing is heard. A cloud of white steam covers the Balrog, and it disappears.
Eruviel: What was that?
Out of the disappating mist emerges a girl holding a strange red object with something black attatched to it.

The orcs turn their attention back to the Cellowship.

Garina: Whoops!
*Throws fire extinguisher at the nearest one, and knocks him out*

Elf Girl: Why did you kill the Balrog?

Garina: Because it's evil. Duh. :)

*Gand Girl sighs*

Finrod Felagund

05-23-2002, 08:31 AM

Suddenly Finrod jumps off of the log he was paddling on behind the cellowship and comes running up to where the orcs are.
He starts to sing "Hey dol Tom Bombadillo..." and then is knocked out by a flying rock coming from the direction of the orcs.

Earniel

05-23-2002, 08:53 AM

OOC: So what do we do from here? Is this where we split up or do we stick together and beat those orcs to a bloody pulp?

Eärniel pulls the unconcious Finrod behind the rock when she and Glodo are hiding. She tries to bring him around by using her whirring gizmo. Does she succeed? No not really.....

Eärniel: Drat, the bloody thing MUST have a use!

Glodo: I don't think that's the use it's intended for.

Eärniel: What does a phonebearer knows of these things? Shut up and hide.

Garina

05-23-2002, 09:00 AM

*Garina hides behind the rock with Earniel and the phonebearer8

Garina: Earniel, I came across some Rangers earlier who were rounding up Tolkein fans. I found this.
*hands Earniel a sword*

TinuvielChild

05-23-2002, 09:18 AM

TC: *sneaks up behind some orcs and tries to spear them with her M-shaped sword, which promptly breaks because it's made of cheap yellow plastic* AAAAGH! i knew I shouldn't have taken it! *shrugs, then starts applying Matrix-like kung fu skills to orcs*

Earniel

05-23-2002, 11:32 AM

Eärniel: *eyes sword unbelievingly and hisses* precioussssss.... *blinks* Oh..um... Garina you've found a sword for me!!! Woohooo! *hugs Garina until she squeaks* Oh sorry about that... *releases Garina*

Garina

05-23-2002, 11:36 AM

Garina: Now let us attack!
Eärniel: The orcs?

Garina:No! The counseller. Little do you know of this foul breed. Far from helping people, they compound problems and have one track minds.

Eärniel: But Glodo is the phonebearer!!!
Garina: Alright. :rolleyes: Attack the orcs then. But keep an eye on that counsellor!!!

Elf Girl

05-23-2002, 05:11 PM

Elf Girl: *sob* My balrog...*sob* If I couldn't have a staff, at least I had a wingless plastic balrog toy that went "squeak"... *suddenly notices small plastic balrog toy at her feet* My balrog! *picks it up and hugs it*

Balrog: *squeak*

Suddenly, the orcs around Tano and Willow start dying mysteriously

Mysterious voice out of nowhere: My brother...My...Wait, that's not right...um...My brother...Wait, am I supposed to die?

Elf girl: *brandishing plastic balrog for lack of a staff* Who are you?

Mysterious voice out of nowhere: Well, you don't have a Boromir, do you? Just leave the mysterious voices to do all the work, now what was it? My brother... *all the orcs are staring in disbelief*

Elf Girl: How about we leave? *all run back to boats and jump in. The current carries them down the river as the orcs still look for the source of the mysterious voice*

Mysterious voice out of nowhere: *from far away* Do I die now or later? My brother...My king...

Claenoic

05-23-2002, 09:29 PM

OOC: I return! *All groan* Me: WHHHAAAATTT?

Gandgirl: Listen! Since we have a large group, we have to have 3 people carried away by orcs, 4 people to chase after them, and 3 to go to China and- *squeak!*

Renille: What was that?

Gandgirl: *Stands up* BALROGGIE!!!!!

All: ...

Gandgirl: *Takes no notice* I thought you were lost! Don't do that ever AGAIN, ok Bally-raggie-booboo?

Bally-raggie-booboo: SQEEEEKUM!!!

Gandgirl: Good!

Tano: Is anyone as scared as I am?

All but Gandgirl: *Raises hands*

Earniel: I'll take charge then *sigh* Ok then! *waves newly found sword in the air* Who's going where doing what with whom?

TC: ???

OOC: We should stop and figger this out. I'm voting for that idea!

Tanoliel

05-24-2002, 01:44 AM

Tano: okay, so Willow and I must be carried away because we're Merry and Pippin respectively...who else wants to get carried off by the orcs and rescued later by my somewhat late brilliance?
EG: uh....I can't. I'm part of the three hunters. Er..four hunters. Er...how many hunters ARE there?
-tano

Nazgûl Queen

05-24-2002, 02:16 AM

Moraumer: I wanna go to China... oh, wait, I'm eomer... I need to go to Rohan and recruit large hordes of people to kill the orcs... hang on, shouldn't I already be there?

Gandgirl: Well, its not as if we're following the story, are we?

Morauko: i guess... well, then I'll just go with the hunters until I reach a convenient place to save the day! :D:D:D:D

Eruviel Greenleaf

05-24-2002, 02:36 AM

ooc: I can't remember--do we have a Sam?

The Cellowship stops further on down the river. They rest there for a while, but Glodo sneaks off again. . .

Willow: Uh, where's Glodo?
Tano: She's left again!
Aragren: We'll split up and find her. . .
Eruviel: This doesn't look good. . .

Garina

05-24-2002, 02:57 AM

Garina: I told you to keep an eye on the counsellor!!!

:D

Eruviel Greenleaf

05-24-2002, 03:02 AM

Gandgirl: It seems you are right. Well, let's look for her!
Aragren: Eruviel, you and Garina and (Sam?) come with me, (ooc: I'm assuming we don't have a Gimli. . .?), the rest of you, split up and search!

Garina

05-24-2002, 03:27 AM

I'm just a random person who turned up with Eärniel's sword!.

Garina: Which way, Aragren?

Earniel

05-24-2002, 04:12 AM

OOC: Hope nobody minds....

Eärniel: We-ell if I need a character, I think I'll be Samniel from now on.

Morauko: Regardless of the fact that you're a chocoholic sea elf?

Eärniel: Hey, it's not like we followed the book that closely! After all YOU shouldn't be here! And YOU *pointing at Gandgirl* should be dead and YOU *pointing at Claenoic* should be in the previous book! And YOU...

Gandgirl: *interrupting* Yes! yes! We get the point! Now can we please look for the Phonebearer before she makes a long distance call ?!?

Garina

05-24-2002, 04:20 AM

Garina: Come on Eärniel, we've gotta catch up with Eruviel. Ignore Gand Girl, she's obsessed with that plastic Balrog.

Gand Girl: I heard that!

Garina: Whoops! Let's go and find Glodo, shall we.
*backs away hastily from GandGirls's angry stare*

Eruviel Greenleaf

05-24-2002, 04:21 AM

And the Cellowship each ran off to look for Glodo. . .

Meanwhile, Glodo had decided to take the phone to China by herself, to avoid having a bunch of insane freaks tying her up and so on. So, she ran back to the boats. . .

Garina

05-24-2002, 04:38 AM

Garina: Just how clever is this counsellor person?

Eärniel: Weeell. She's kinda insane, we brought her to Rivendell to be cured.

Garina: If she's stupid, the others will catch her in no time, right?

Eärniel: I suppose. *not convinced*

Garina: It's just, near the dread land of China lies the wondrous land of Tibetithin. Apparently it's very pretty.

Eärniel: *wavers slightly*

Garina: But of course, it's far too dangerous for me to go there by myself, so I was wondering, a brave sea-elf like you, with a nice sword...

Eärniel: I suppose we do want to go in that general direction...
What about Eruviel?

Garina: She can come too! But if we're not quick, GandGirl will catch us!

*Waits to see Eärniel's reaction*

Elf Girl

05-24-2002, 08:05 AM

Elf Girl: *Walks in on Garina and Eärniel* Hey! I'm coming too!

Eärniel: Oh no you're not! If you can't die, at least you can go along with the Three Hunters and only make use of yourself when you're supposed to!

Elf Girl: Maybe we want to theme this the way the it should have been. In that case, everyone might want to go with Glodo- *sudden noise of rapid seasickness from the direction of the river* Glodo! We must follow! *runs to the riverbank*

The Counselor is sitting in a boat tied to the shore, being seasick.

Couselor: *sees them* No! I must go alone!

Elf Girl, Eärniel, and Garina exchange pleased looks.

Elf Girl: Of course you are, and I'm coming with you!

Eärniel: DON'T YOU STEAL SAM'S LINES!!!

Counselor: *is sick*

Elf Girl: *wades out into water*

Counselor: You can't swim!

Elf Girl: Yes I can, what are you talking about? *swims*

OOC: This is my way of saying, "I'm going with Glodo, take it or leave it!" Oh, and I'm still Gandalf. I just feel like seeing what will happen if Gandalf is with them when they get to Mt. Nokia. Sam can come to,if he/she (who is our Sam again?) wants to.

Elf Girl

05-24-2002, 08:06 AM

Actually, anyone can come if they want to. :rolleyes:

Finrod Felagund

05-24-2002, 08:08 AM

Finrod comes running up.
"Nice Finrod will follow Glodo. Precious. Gllum...Gollum"
So Finrod Follows Glodo.

Garina

05-24-2002, 08:08 AM

Garina: Come on Eärniel, let's go. GandGirl can look after Glodo in China. Where's Eruviel?
*both run up and down shouting*
ERUVIEL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where are you? ...

Katt_knome_hobbit

05-24-2002, 06:09 PM

Random Person #6~ Farewell Glodo, now we part. I know my fate. I am going to become an anoynamous body lying in the fields that the king will mourn over. I wish you to such a fate as great as mine.*Runs off to go die*

Renille

05-24-2002, 07:48 PM

OOC-AAH! I'm gone for 1 day and look what happens. Hi, Garina! I'm Renille...aka Aragren.

Renille- You guys! Come on already! Hurry, we have to find Willow and Tano!

Eruviel- HA! She's back!

Earniel- Yeah, it took you long enough. What were you doing, anyway?

Renille- Saying goodbye to the magical voice of Boromir.

Garina- *to the others* Is she crazy,too?

Morauko- It's a trait in leaders and future queens, I hear.

Renille- I heard that. Start running!

Morauko- *groan* How many laps?

Renille- No laps. Run where the orcs are. Leave all you can spare behind. Now let's go hunt some orc.

Garina- Now YOU'RE quoting the documentary, too?

Earniel- Another leader-trait.Did you bring chocolate, Ren?

Renille- NO I did NOT bring chocolate. Lembas and water. Let's go! Forth the three...umm...FIVE hunters!

Eruviel- The book too, Ren? Must you really murder more quotes??

Renille- BE QUIET AND START RUNNING!

*The 5 hunters run off into the sunset...:p Okay, they run toward the orcs.*

Claenoic

05-24-2002, 08:46 PM

Claenoic: *Sees everyone go in all different directions* Wha- what about me? Oh well. What should I do? *Sits down and thinks* I know! I'll play Pogs! *Starts to play pogs until a group of orcs carrying Tano and Willow comes up, bop me on the head, and drag me along*

OOC: Sorry for the randomness, but I needed to add myself somewhere because you guys forgot me!

Willow Oran

05-24-2002, 11:33 PM

Willow:Bugger, I hate orcs.

Tano:We all do dearie.

Claenoic:(Groans)

Willow:Is she gonna be okay?

Tano:I dunno, they hit her pretty hard...

Random orc:You, halflings, put a sock in it or else!

Willow:Eep!

Tano:Let's hope the five hunters hurry up!

Eruviel Greenleaf

05-25-2002, 01:43 AM

Eruviel: Garina, I'm back! Sorry, I saw something following us, in the sky--there it is! *points up at a dark, flying object*
Garina: What is it?
Aragren: Where-ow, the sun! Oh, there it is!
Earniel: eek!
Eruviel: *strings lorien bow, and begins rapidly firing arrows at the UFO. (what, if fits!) Somehow, the arrows harm it and if falls to the ground with a crash, far off in the bushes. There is an explosion, and they five hunters see smoke and flames rising from the site of the crash.*
Aragren: It was one of the Nazgul's evil flying machines! You have brought down it's transportation, but I fear it takes more than that to bring down a Nazgul. Good shooting, though!

ooc: Please don't ask me how some arrows managed to bring down a fighter jet. . .please. :eek: :)

Earniel

05-25-2002, 04:11 AM

OOC: EEK :eek: what happened?! Elf Girl you stole my lines! Not fair! How would you feel if I stole your wingless Balrog? I'll tape wings to in the next time I see it! Sniff.... I finally choose a character and then I'm pushed out of it already.... Sniff not funny. I was planning to see China and now I'm dragged to Rohan. Oh well, a bit late to complain I guess.... fne....:( Can't win them all I guess.

Eärniel: *walks over to crash site* I've always wanted to see how a Nazgul looked...

Renille: No Samniel, come back! We have to find Tano, Willow and Claenoic!

Eärniel: We'll find them, don't worry, but I'm not running from something I can't identify later in the police station. AND I have a sword now!

*Eärniel walks over to the downed craft. Smoke issues hissingly out of the blackened wreckage. She reaches something that resembled the cockpit. Suddenly a figure dressed in white now coated in sooth, holding a straight jacket, jumps up and lunges at her. *

Eärniel: IEP! *she hits it squarly in the face* Welcome to planet Middle-earth! Oh DANG! Wrong movie!

*the others run to her*

Eruviel: What are you doing? *looks at the figure* Nice work, but let's get out of here before it wakes up.

*they continue their hunt*

OOC: I wrote a figure dressed in white to refer to earlier posts about the Nine Men in white. The idea was then seemingly established that the Nazgul were some orderlies from the nuthouse coming to take us away. (page 9 I think) I await the random outbursts of dissagreement.

Garina

05-25-2002, 08:56 AM

Garina: I can see tracks!
*points to large trail of debris through forest*

Eruviel: *rolls eyes* Really? Where?

Garina: *mutters* only trying to help!

* Eärniel is flourishing her newly found sword*

Garina: Aaah! Eärniel! You almost put my eye out!!!:(

:D

Elf Girl

05-25-2002, 10:09 AM

Meanwhile, Elf Girl and Finrod are on a boat with a very sick counselor.

Counselor: *is sick*

Finrod: GandGirl?

Elf Girl: What?

Finrod: How about we leave Glodo in the boat overnight when we stop, so she gets used to bobbing in the water?

Counselor: *is sick and faints*

Elf Girl: Might as well stop now. She's already asleep.

They steer the boat up to the same shore they departed from.

Elf Girl: I'll *yawn* take the *yawn* first *yawn* watch *dozes off*

Finrod: *takes first watch*

OOC: this is so anyone who wants to come with us but got dragged somewhere else can blunder into us and change their mind. Sorry I stole your lines Eärniel, *cackle cackle* here's a chance to get away and come to China with us, my repayment gift. *clutches plastic balrog protectively*

Claenoic

05-25-2002, 11:29 AM

Claenoic: *Wakes up* Ai-oi.... look at all the pretty little birdies....

Tano: *Whacks sore spot* C'mon! One of us has to be all brave and cut their bonds so we can escape and meet the ents and see Icenguard being destroyed!

Claenoic: Ow!

Willow: NOW you say ow, geesh it took you five seconds to react.

Claenoic: I have a slow reaction time. Need I say more?

Tano & Willow: Ah. *nod sagely*

Willow: And isn't it Isengard?

Tano: We have to change it for RPing purposes, remember?

Willow: Ah. *nods sagely*

*Orc randomly comes along and trips over....*

OOC: Who does Mr. Orc trip over, I wonder?

Earniel

05-25-2002, 12:10 PM

Eärniel: *reluctantly puts her sword away* Sorry Garina, didn't see you for a moment.

Garina: *eyes Eärniel suspiciously* Mmmm mind where you point that thing in the future will you? I have a mild dislike concerning sharp objects aimed in my general direction.

*they follow the trail and reach the forest*

Eruviel: Just what happens now?

Renille: Well we hike through the forrest. Then dump Morauko so...

Morauko:*interrupts* Hey? How so?

Renille:*waves with copy of two towers* Well you were Eomer remember? You've got to slaughter orcs soon enough. Then things will get a little more difficult...

Garina: How so?

Renille: *consults copy of two towers* We-ell we SHOULD meet Gandgirl but she took the task of guiding Glodo and Finrod soooo...

Eärniel: Yes?

Renille: *shuts book* We'll have to improvise.

Eruviel: How do we do that?

Renille: Who do you think I am? An oracle? We'll work with what we get.

Eärniel:*smiling* Ooooh this could be fun!

*the other watch her strangely*

Eärniel: Allright, allright....*munches some chocolate*

OOC: Nice of you to slip in a possible return for me Elf Girl. But since I'm already in Rohan at this point, I'll think it's in the interest of the logic of this RPG (Yeah right, logic :rolleyes: ) that I remain there. Now I'm in a position of stealing some of YOUR lines I guess. Neh neh neh! And now I can see Helm's Deep! And you get to deal with Glodo's seasickness. :p So no hard feelings. :D

Tanoliel

05-25-2002, 02:50 PM

The random orc can trip over me. I have a hard head. ;)

Random orc: *trips over Tano* Ow! You stupid halfling! *trys to whack Tano but misses since Tano is hanging onto his boot*
Tano: please please forgive me i had NO idea i was in your way, mr. orc, truly...*goes on in the same vein for a long time*
R.O: yeah, yeah, whatever. just shaddup, alright? *pulls boot out of Tano's grasp and walks away*
Tano: mm....that was fun. *holds up knife taken out of orc's boot and grins evilly*
Willow: ah--easy there, Tano...
Tano: *shakes head* right...okay. i'll put this away till we get a bit closer to Fangorn, shall i?

-tano

Elf Girl

05-25-2002, 03:22 PM

Logic? In an RP? O the contradiction! *clutches lines and plastic balrog protectively*

Renille

05-25-2002, 04:38 PM

Renille- (as they reach the other side of the forest.) Okay, Garina, go over there and join that big army. They'll know who you are. Say you had to take a rest from killing orcs. . When your men see us, let us go on. We're going to go to Fangorn as quickly as possible and get to Icengard before the orcs do.

Eruviel- But...but...that's not being faithful to the two towers!

Earniel- *titter* I think it's cool. We're being rebels!

Renille- Whatever. We just know what is supposed to happen next. It's kind of like a time machine.

Garina- Okay, I see now. Bye, you guys! See you at Helm's Deep!

Renille- I don't know. Maybe there won't be a Helm's Deep. We'll see what we can and can't avoid.

Eruviel- Ren, you're acting really strange. Do you have a palantir already?

Renille- No...but I'm probably growing into my "king" role. I hope so...it's about time.

Garina

05-25-2002, 04:43 PM

Garina: There's a big army? What big army? Where? Please don't send me off alone. *does big puppy eyes at Renille*

Renille: Stop being such a wuss!

Garina: But I don't even know who I'm supposed to be? I was just looking for the TLA meeting and followed you guys.

Renille: You are a very brave person who is going to go and fight against the forces of darkness.

Garina:I am?

Renille: YES, YOU ARE!!!

Garina: :eek: ok!

*runs off*

Elf Girl

05-25-2002, 04:45 PM

Back in the boat...

Elf Girl: *yawn* I guess *yawn* it's time to *yawn* get going. *moves the still-asleep Counselor so she fills up only 3/4 of the tiny boat*

Counselo: *wakes up* unngh... *gropes for sleep switch on nonexistent alarm clock* Huh? *remembers* Oh. *is sick*

Finrod: Be of good cheer, friend, for in a day we may leave this river and travel on foot to Mt. Nokia!

Counselor: "Good cheer" indeed. *is sick* I think my seasickness is letting up! *is sick*

Claenoic

05-25-2002, 05:21 PM

Tano: *Temporarily loses control* Whoops! *Catches it*

Claenoic & Willow: *Would've clapped except for the fact that their hands were tied.*

Claenoic: *Elijah-esque eyes* Oooh, watcha gonna do with it?

Tano: Hold on.

*Carefully tries to use the knife. Unfortunately it has the odor of the orc's shoe*

Willow: Ee yuk! *Desperately tries to hold nose*

Claenoic: *Follows suit*

Tano: There!

Willow: Ahem. *Points to Tano's now severed shoelace*

Tano: Oops *Does it right*

Claenoic: Now what did he do after that?

Willow: Didn't Pippin turn them into loops?

Tano: Ok, almost... have it...

Claenoic: How long does it take to tie a knot?

Willow: Beats me *shrugs*

Tano: *Succeeds before Uruk-Hai captain sallies forth to inspect his prisoners*

OOC: I JUST GOT THE SOUNDTRACK!!!! YEAH!!! GO ME!!!!

Willow Oran

05-25-2002, 05:28 PM

Willow:Quick, the orc captain is coming look scared!

Tano:Why?

Claenoic:Because maybe then he won't try to do scary things if he sees that we're already scared.

(They shut up as the orc captain stops infront of them)

OOC:What should the orc captain do to them... I can't think of anything right now.

Laurelyn

05-25-2002, 09:35 PM

Laurelyn: *wakes up and rubs her head where an orc hit her at the Breaking of the Cellowship* Oh-ey. That hurts!
*Looks around* Hey, where is everybody? Did they leave me behind? Even the Orcs didn't take me! Gosh, I Know when I'm not wanted.
*hangs head sadly* But I never could figure out when to give up! I shall not be left behind!
*Stands quickly and pulls out little wheel-gimmick that spins that Caladriett gave her back in LothLoriodonalds, and tries to brandish it heroically. It spins once or twice, makes a little bleeping and clicking sound, and stops whirring and twirling.*
Oh, sh**! It had to go and break, didn't it! Well, so be it. I shall continue on my way anyhow. Where shall I head twoards? For surely by now the cellowship has all set off in its many directions. The Phone must have gone to China with Glodo and Samniel and whoever else is with them, and the Orcs must have taken Tano and willow and whoever else by now, and ... I can't remember who's who, although I was knocked out and ever-so-kindly left behind at the time . . . .
*ponders this a minute*
But wait. What insanity is this? For our phonebearer is both the Phonebearer who succeeds, and the one who falls into mount Nokia with naught but some body part and the Phone! How can this be? They cannot both be the same Counselor, for that would leave poor Miriam with a worse case of multiple-personality disorder than dear Smeagol . . . I mean, nassty Gollum. Well, then! I will follow the Phone, and hope that I Might not succumb to its evil in an attempt to see it destroyed!
*Pauses. Breathes.*
Damn. REmind me to never make another one of these epic speech thingies . . . .
*Sets off in the direction she thinks that the Phone has headed off in. Several hours later, after several random teleportations, she reaches the banks of the River Nothin'doin' (yes, I'm making fun of the name Anduin) where Glodo is being sick again and Elf girl is attempting to steer the boat.*

Laurelyn: HALT! TAKE ME WITH YOU, and leave me not behind again! There is a plot in my twisted thread founder's mind, so beware, you who try and forget me! I shall not go away; I shall remain with you to the end. The Phone must be destroyed. Like it or not, Gandgirl, this non-character of mine has a role to play yet! If you refuse me, I'll . . . why, I'll make your Balrog grow wings! Which it should have anyways . . . . *Thinking: Hey, wait a mintue, I thought I swore off speaches like this... *

Elf girl: *Meep* All right, all right, enough already! Hold yah hohses!We'll come get you!

Glodo: !@#$%^&*!! *is sick*

Laurelyn: Glodo, dear, watch your mouth. And Elf Girl, you had better come get me . . . .

*Laurelyn wonders what evil has possesed her to try and give herself some power. But I shan't turn back now . . . . MWahahahahahaha!*

Author's note: Meddle not in the affairs of Laurelyn when it is late at night, for she will undoubtedly cook up some masterful pan or another and then curse at you something awful. :D

Nazgûl Queen

05-25-2002, 09:59 PM

Moraumer: *Watches Garina run off and rolls her eyes, then chases after her* You idiot! That would be the orcish army...
*grabs her arm and pulls her in the opposite direction* WE would be needing to join the army of the ROHIRRIM! Honestly, people these days...

Ten minutes later:

The Eored: *See Moraumer* Oh fearless leader! Where have you been?

Garina: Orcs have been passing through this land! I have seen them!

Moraumer: My friend here and I have been tracking a band of Orcs. We must go kill them. Forth, Moraulingas! *She pulls Garina up behind her on her horse and the Mored gallop off towards the Orcs*

Eruviel Greenleaf

05-25-2002, 10:29 PM

Eruviel: *turns to Ren* So where do we go now?
Aragren: Forth to Icengard!
Eruviel: But shouldn't we run into Garina and Moraumar? And go to find Willow and Tano? And then go to Medesuld?
Aragren: Well. . .okay, you're right, perhaps we should go there.
*they set off toward where they believe Fangorn would be*

ooc: methinks we need a treebeard and an Eowyn. . .any volunteers?

Earniel

05-26-2002, 04:38 AM

OOC: Let me get my bearings straight: Laurelyn, Elf Girl, Finrod and Glodo are at the river going to mordor. Garina and Morauko have joined an eored. Willow, Tano and Claenoic are invited by thye orcs. and Renille, Eruviel and me are going to Fangorn, right? Good. Methinks that TC will gladly take the role of Eowyn or better even Teeceewyn. Shall I PM her?

Eärniel: *looks around* So this is Fangorn....

Eruviel: Yes, I think it is.

Renille: Well, it's the only forest we found so it can better be Fangorn.

Eärniel:*eyes gleaming* Let's hold a picknick!

Eruviel:*moans* Oh, Samniel, not again!

Eärniel: Yes, again! I'm hungry and we should run into Garina and Morauko later but I'm hungry now!

Renille: Very well, we will make camp.

Eärniel: Woohoo! Thank you Aragren!*starts unloading an impossible load of food and starts making a clearing for a fire* Eruviel, you get wood. Aragren, can you give me that lighter?

voice of nearby tree: Hoom! I hope you're not planning on making a fire.

Eärniel: Don't worry, just to make dinner. Not like it's going to be a bonfi...*she realises* Why am I talking to a tree? IEP!!!AAAAH!!! Aragren! Eruviel! Save me! *jumps in Eruviel's arms but her weight throws them both to the ground. The tree starts to move*

OOC: Let's make Treebeard a public character, I think that's the easiest way.

Garina

05-26-2002, 05:26 AM

Garina: Well, no one told me which army I ws supposed to be joining!!! I want my own horse!.
*throws temper tantrum until Moraumer hits her over the head*

Garina: Ow!

Moraumer: We're trying to hunt orcs, so shut up. *whistles*
There, have that horse. *mutters* Ungrateful......

Garina:*mounts horse and tries not to annoy Moraumer any more*

Nazgûl Queen

05-26-2002, 05:40 AM

Meanwhile...
Garina: Look! Its people around a campfire! Can we join them? I'm so hungry...

Moraumer: *bonks her on the head* Cant you see they are orcs? We're supposed to kill them, not have a party! People these days...

Garina: Oh... alright then...

The Eored: *Kill all the orcs and burn their corpses*

Moraumer: Now, if my calculations are right, the 'hobbits' will be just over here... while the hunters will be a few miles to our left. Hmmmm... I always wanted to visit Fangorn Forest...

(OOC: I cant decide whether we find the hobbits or not, so someone else go on from here)

Garina

05-26-2002, 05:49 AM

Garina: *Decides to invest in a nice new helm!* Moraumer, there are strange tracks leading into the forest of Fangorn.

Moraumer: I can see that!

Garina: Should we not follow them - they could be orcs!

Moraumer: You're really desperate for a party, aren't you?

Garina: I'm hungry! The only other person who understands how I feel is Eärniel, and she's gone off looking for the hobbits, and you're being nasty to me, and, and...

Moraumer: *Hits Garina over the head again*

Garina: Ok, I really need a helm! Forget the tracks, we've killed the orcs. I await our glorious leader's commands. *sulks*

Nazgûl Queen

05-26-2002, 06:07 AM

Moraumer: *Ponders hitting Garina again, just for the hell of it... then realises that she is right* Those tracks belong to the hobbits... shall we go find them?

Garina: Ooooh, yes! Maybe they have food!

Moraumer: *sighs and restrains herself from damaging garina* No, they have less food than we do.

Garina: *sulks*

Moraumer: But, if we find them then we'll meet fangorn, who has entdraughts! Eored... *turns to discover that they have already left* Fine then... I guess we're alone once more. *Ties their horses to a tree and follows the tracks to a clearing, where she sees the three hobbits happily eating lembas and chatting*

Garina: LEMBAS!!!!!!! *runs over to join them, followed by Moraumer*

Moraumer: Well, we've found the hobbits... now we just need to find Aragren...

Garina

05-26-2002, 09:22 AM

Garina: Why does she keep hitting me?

Claenoic: I don't know.

Garina: I mean, I try to be nice and helpful, but no one seems to care, and...

Claenoic: *hits Garina!!!*

Elf Girl

05-26-2002, 10:47 AM

Oh, I'd add if I could, this is great, but I have to leave. :mad:

Earniel

05-26-2002, 11:36 AM

OOC: Say Gandgirl, care to explain just what you are doing in my notes of French?

Renille

05-26-2002, 12:59 PM

OOC-Earniel, that picture is great! Care to draw one of everyone in the Cellowship???:p

Renille- Earniel, calm down! It's just...a tree....I think.

Tree- You think,hmmm...you are too hasty. I almost think I do not like you, but let us not be hasty.

Renille- Hello, umm...who are you?

Tree- And why should I tell you, hoom?

Earniel- 'Cuz...because... we want to know.

Tree- First tell me, who are you?

Renille- They call me Stridress.

Eruviel- *No they DON'T. You're Aragren.*

Renille- Yes, I know...but people in Bree call me Stridress, remember?

Eruviel- Umm...no.

Earniel- *you guys, there's a big tree staring at me...I'd appreciate it if...you'd start talking...please.*

Renille- Oh, sorry. Identity crisis. ANYWAY. I'm Stridress, and these are my two companions Eruvilegolas and Samarniel.

Tree- Such hasty folk! But so merry, too. I think I shall tell you my name. I am called Fangorn, or Treemustache.

Eruviel-Treemustache? *titters*

Earniel- Shut up! It might get angry.

Eruviel- At me? Never.

Earniel

05-26-2002, 02:33 PM

OOC: I wouldn't mind drawing the rest of the Cellowship. It's going to take quite some time though to finish them all. Some photo's or descriptions would be nice then. I don't even know whether Elf Girl even remotely LOOKS like my gandgirl drawing.

Treemustache: Hoom, are you laughing at me she-elf?

Eruviel:*trying to hide her grin* Um, no.

Treemustache: Hmmm, I almost feel you're making fun of me but let's not be hasty.

Eruviel:*still grinning* Wouldn't dream of it.

Eärniel:*elbows Eruviel* Will you knock it off? I don't want to be trampled by a tree!

Treemustache: A child of men and two elfenchildren... Hoom, this forest has not seen the likes of those for quite a while. Strange indeed.

Eärniel: *a little testy* Who are you calling a child here?

Aragren: Ssshh, I thought you didn't want to trampled by a tree, so don't anger him!

Eärniel: Well I don't want to be trampled but I don't like insults either!

Eruviel: Look are we going to argue here all day?

Treemustache: Hoom, strange and hasty indeed! But these times are hasty indeed. if you wish you can follow me to Sourcehall.

Eärniel: Sourcehall? Don't you mean Wellinghall?

Treebeard: Do you wish to pay for the copyright fine?

Eäniel: *considers and then nods* Sourcehall it is!

Eruviel Greenleaf

05-26-2002, 02:44 PM

*they follow Treemustache to Sourcehall, where they all sit down, except Treemustache, and he gives us entdraughts. Yay! A short elf no longer am I! Yipeee!!!!!!! :D Oh, sorry. . .anyway. . .
Treemustache: Hoom. Aren't you supposed to be Willow and Tano?
Aragren: Uh. . .we aren't really following the. . .
Earniel: No. We aren't.
Eruviel: *still grinning* Actually we are, but that aside, have you seen three Hobbits around here?
Treemustache: Hobbits? What are Hobbits? Let us not be too hasty. . .

Claenoic

05-26-2002, 05:12 PM

Tano: Ummm, yeah, this is great and all, but aren't we supposed to go to Fangorn and be found by Treebeard, and you guys need to go to Edoras and meet up with Aragren, Eruviel, and Earniel, and... YEAH!

All: IT'S JUST AN RPG!!!!

Tano: Sheesh, ok.

Willow: *bottom lip starts to tremble* I'll never be tall... WAH!!!!

Tano: It's okay. We'll get stilts!

Claenoic: And I can share my coupons and pretend that they're entdraughts! *Takes out box* Banana, chocolate, vanilla, or fruit?

OOC: Could you draw me as a hobbit? I have black hair and glasses. Also draw in the box of coupons. Please Earniel? *Does best big sad puppy eyes* PWEESE!?!?!?!

Eruviel Greenleaf

05-26-2002, 05:20 PM

Aragren: We thank you for your hospitality, Treemustache, but really, we must be on our way. . .we have to find Tano and Willow and Claeonic!
Eruviel: Aye, thank you kindly, Treemustache. Do tell us if you run into any hobbits!
Earniel: Thanks!
Treemustache: Very hasty, you three are! Well, enjoy your search. . .have some more entdraughts, to take with you!
Eruviel: Thanks!
*they leave, and continue on out of the forest, wandering around trying to track the hobbits. eventually, they come to the edge of a cliff, which overlooks the great plains of Rohan.
Eruviel: look there, in the distance! Riders!
Earniel: Aye, there! I can barely see them. . .
Aragren: Where? I see nothing. . .
Eruviel: THere are twenty of them, and they are coming this way. We should go greet them!
Arargren: Let's just stay here, they'll come to us. . .

Earniel

05-26-2002, 05:43 PM

*2 houres later*

Eärniel: *lying on the grass, munching chocolate* Are they here yet?

Eruviel:*sitting down and watching the approach of the riders* You've asked that ten minutes ago too! No! They are just ten minutes from where they were then!

Eärniel: Okay! No need to get angry! Renille,.. um, I mean Aragren, Oh drat! Stridress, tell her not to yell at me!

*silence*

Eärniel: Stridress?

*Both elves look at Aragren who lies on the grass with her arms behind her head. She snores sightly*

Eruviel: Is it just me or have we been sitting here for quite a while?

Eärniel: I'm getting hungry.... I hope those riders have chocolate.

OOC: Ok, Claenoic you're next on my drawlist. Length of hair? Curls yay or nay? Other special features?

Eruviel Greenleaf

05-26-2002, 05:47 PM

ooc: Could you do a picture of me, after claonic? Please? :D

Eruviel: *looking up* Here they are! They will be here in about ten minutes. . .hey! Moraukeomer and Garina are with them!
Earniel: *muttering* finally. I hope they have chocolate!
Aragren: *stands up* Stand, we shall wait for them here!

Nazgûl Queen

05-26-2002, 06:36 PM

(OOC: In case you weren't reading our posts, Moraumer and Garina went to find the hobbits and the eored left them there)

Eruviel Greenleaf

05-26-2002, 06:39 PM

Originally posted by Nazgûl Queen
(OOC: In case you weren't reading our posts, Moraumer and Garina went to find the hobbits and the eored left them there)

ooc: But...but...well, can you have come back? I was going to have you give us horses. . .we're supposed to look for the hobbits! :eek:

Nazgûl Queen

05-26-2002, 06:43 PM

OOC: We found the hobbits first :P Maybe you guys will end up going to Meduseld and Helms Deep without us... who knows?

But you can say that the Eored has orders from me to find a group of travellers led by one Aragren and give them anything they need ;) Wouldn't want to be mean.

Eruviel Greenleaf

05-26-2002, 06:47 PM

ooc: okay. . .

Eruviel: Wait, it's not them. . .but they are riders of Rohan!
*they stand, waiting. The riders come up to them and surround them in a circle of horses, spears pointed at them*
Rider 1: Who are you?
Aragren: I am Aragren, daughter of Arathren, and these are my companions, Eruviel of Mirkwood, and Earniel the Sea Elf.

Tanoliel

05-26-2002, 11:29 PM

ooc: wow. i'm really confused. :)
so the orcs are killed and we ran off already, is that correct? i'm just going to say that it is...

tano: right. so aren't we supposed to find treebeard--or whoever?
claenoic&willow: it's just an RPG! Honestly!
Tano: all right, all right....i'm just wondering...
*they wander through the forest until they come out to a grassy field.* Hey, who's that over there? *tano points to three figures a ways off*

-tano

Willow Oran

05-27-2002, 02:00 AM

Willow:It looks like Aragren, Eruviel, and Earniel.

Tano:Well at least they're following the plot we should go back to fangorn and meet up with treebeard.

Claenoic:Why? Our friends are right there, we could go and meet them right now.

Willow:I suppose so. (starts to jump up and down and wave) Hey! People! We're over here!

Tano:"We're over here"? Couldn't you come up with anything better than that?

Willow:What's wrong with it?

Claenoic:Nothing, it just lacks a certain eloquency.

Willow:So what. it got their attention didn't it?

Claenoic:It did do that.

Tano:I hope they hurry, I'm hungry!

OOC:Could you draw me after Eruviel? Willow is short and skinny with blond hair an pointy ears. Please? Drawings are fun!

Eruviel Greenleaf

05-27-2002, 02:12 AM

ooc: Hope it's okay with all of you if I try to follow the plot a bit more. . .I have a few ideas. . .:eek: Oh, and by the by, we're out in Rohan, surrounded by the Riders currently, so you probably wouldn't see us. . .*meep*

Rider 1: And what, pray tell, are you doing here?
Aragren: We are searching for our companions...You have not, perchance, seen any Hobbits about, have you?
Rider 1: Hobbits? Them furry-footed Northen short people? Naw, 'aven't seen any!
Aragren: Are you sure?
Rider 2: Of course we're sure!
Aragren: Very well, then. We wish to search for them. . .
Eruviel:We are friends of Gandgirl the neon green, also known as Calendir. . .
Rider 1: Who's that?
Eruviel: *whispers to Earniel* Aren't they supposed to know her? I mean, they're supposed to say how King Theoden doesn't like him, or something, and then. . .
Earniel: It's just an RPG, remember?
Rider 1: What are you whispering, eh?

Nazgûl Queen

05-27-2002, 02:56 AM

Moraumer: *Grabs Garina and runs off after the Hobbits*
HEY! Wait for us! Stupid hobbits...

Tano: Who are you calling stupid?!

Moraumer: Noone.. noone...

Garina

05-27-2002, 03:06 AM

ooc: I'm confused!!! Could someone please sum up what's happening!:) :rolleyes: :confused:

Eruviel Greenleaf

05-27-2002, 03:22 AM

ooc: I'll try!
Okay, Gangirl, Glodo and I don't remember who else are in a boat, on their way to Mt. Nokia to destroy the phone. Moraukeamor and you just found Tano, Willow and Claeonic, who were captured by orcs, and then escaped. Aragren (Renille), Earniel and I are surrounded by Riders, while searching for Tano and Co. Other than that, I dunno. . .I'm a bit confused me own self! :)

Earniel

05-27-2002, 03:35 AM

OOC: Okay resume for the poor confused hobbits:): Elf girl, Finrod, Laurelyn and Glodo are still on the river to mordor. Eruviel, Renille and me are currently surrounded by the eored in the fields outside Fangorn. Let's just assume Willow, Tano and Claenoic spotted us just before we were surrounded. (gotta have some logic right? :rolleyes: ) The three hobbits are standing at the edge of the forest. Morauko and Garina have just caught up again with them, coming from the forest. Is it any clearer now? If anyone wants to wander off in search for Treemustache to have some LOTR-true fun at Icengard before the ents tear it down, I suggest you do it now, otherwise we'll probably visit Meduseld en masse. Maybe we should make a discussion thread for all this sort of planning and such. What'd ya all say? Current drawinglist: Claenoic, Eruviel, Willow. I'm going to make it a bit easier for me: any one who want a Cellowshipdrawing by me answers best these questions:
1. Hair: colour, length, curls or no, way of wearing it
2. Way of portraiting: Hobbit, elf, other,
3. Special features: glasses, complexion, other
I want to draw something that at least resembles you in some way, it's more fun. :D Now that's settled, let's get back to the story.

Eruviel: Who? Me? I didn't say anything!

Rider1:*eyes Eruviel suspiciously*

Eärniel:*tries again* We were friends of Gandgirl the Neon green and Moraumer. She should have been with you.

Rider1:*looks a bit uncomfortable*

Renille: She WAS with you wasn't she?

Rider2: We-ell, technically....

Eruviel: What do you mean? She's either with you or she isn't. Omnipresence isn't one of her characteristics last time I saw her.

Rider1: Well you see, we were hunting this orcs and we butchered them quite professionally...

Eärniel: Well? *whispers to Aragren and Eruviel* That must have been the gang carrying of the Hobbits.*

Rider2: And after we slain the orcs we got sooooo hungry...

Aragren: Are you going to tell us BEFORE the sun sets?

Rider2:*looks for help at Rider3*

Rider3:*sheepishly* So we took of in search for a snackbar.

Eruviel: And the point of this whole story IS?

Rider1: We took off kinda hasty...

Rider2: So we kind of forgot Moraumer and her compagnion....

Nazgûl Queen

05-27-2002, 04:15 AM

I WANNA BE DRAWN!

Hair: Straight, mid-back, brown
Eyes: Brown
Way of Portraying: Nazgul... (Hood down. perhaps?)

Garina

05-27-2002, 06:32 AM

I wanna be drawn too! (please!)

Hair: light brown, straight, mid length
Eyes: Green with brown round the pupils
Special features: none at the moment (just large bruise on head!)

Finrod Felagund

05-27-2002, 08:25 AM

Finrod to Glodo- Nice master hobbit lets poor Finrod
come to Nokia. Finrod follows master.

Elf Girl

05-27-2002, 08:32 AM

ACK! Eärniel, quit stalking me! How did you get the hair right? That is about the best picture of me that's ever been drawn, and you live halfway across the globe and don't even know what I look like! You are stalking me.

Back on the boat:

Laurelyn: It is time now to abandon our trusty boat, as the river bends now away from the foul land of China.

Counselor: Hoo-*is sick*-ray.

Okay, okay, so I am trying to force the other people on the boat to post by making lame additions. Eärniel, thank you so much for the picture, I have printed it and hung it up.

Finrod Felagund

05-27-2002, 09:25 AM

Hair: Straight, long blonde, look at Legolas' hair in the fil, only more golden
Eyes: blue-grey like the sea
Way of Portraying: elf of Valinor so I've seen the two trees a bit of an aura surrounding me

Finrod Felagund

05-27-2002, 09:27 AM

Finrod takes out a bottle of Valinorean Miruvore and gives some to the counsellor

For medicinal purposes only:D
He also hads Lembas, Cram, Beorn's honey cakes and miruvor (no E) of Rivendell.

Earniel

05-27-2002, 09:59 AM

OOC: I've created a TLA-discussion thread in the RPG-forum where we can discuss things that are not directly part of the RPG. Questions, requests and other things can be posted there. It'll keep this thread more readable :)

Renille

05-27-2002, 01:35 PM

Renille- WHAT? You left them behind? There are no snack bars here! It's MIDDLE EARTH! Moraumer is your LEADER. You would DIE for her, remember???

Rider 1- Wait just a minute, you're not our queen. Go pick on Gondor for a change.

Earniel- DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?! THEY DON'T KNOW THEIR WAY AROUND. THEY COULD BE LOST, THEY COULD BE DEAD, THEY COULD...

Eruviel- *ahem* Samarniel? Are you okay?

Earniel- Oh...yeah...sorry. Never knew I had it in me.

Rider 2- Look, over there!

Renille- Ha! It's Claenoic! And Willow! And Tano! And Moraumer! And Garina! Thanks for your help, you guys! Oh...*flips them a quarter.* For the snack bar.

Eruviel- You never make sense, did you know that?

Renille- *giggles* American quarters will be just as good to them as Middle Earth Snack bars.

Eruviel Greenleaf

05-27-2002, 02:16 PM

Eruviel: But you could have just given them something that they will find very pretty, and everyone will want it, and it will cause huge fights, and even a war, and then it will all be disasterous--methinks I was watching The Gods Must be Crazy . . . nevermind then.
Renillle: Whatever. Let's go see Garina, Moraeomer, Willow and Tano and Claeonic. . .
*they see the three hobbits sitting in the grass happily smoking pipeweed and drinking wine...(ooc: sorry, guys, couldn't resist! :))*
Earniel: Now where did you three find pipeweed here?
Eruviel: I'd sooner know where you found the wine!
Tano: Garina and Moraeomer gave it to us!
Garina: See, told you there was a snack bar!
Eruviel: Can I have some wine?

Garina

05-27-2002, 02:20 PM

Yes, here have some!
*gives wine to Eruviel, and anyone else who wants it!*

Eruviel Greenleaf

05-27-2002, 02:21 PM

Eruviel: Why thank you!
Earniel: Oh no. She's going to get drunk again .. .

Garina

05-27-2002, 02:26 PM

Moraumer: I think I have to go to Meduseld.

Garina: Do you want me to come with you?

Moraumer: Maybe you should stay with the hobbits!

Garina: *sulks*

:D

ooc:maybe we should keep the alcohol in the dicussion thread!!!

Eruviel Greenleaf

05-27-2002, 02:30 PM

Eruviel: Why don't we all go to Medesuld?
Moraeomer: I should go by myself and then you and Renille and Earniel, and Garina should come later. I'll give you horses to search for the hobbits!
Eruviel: But we've found them.
Moraeomer: FIne then. They can come too, but after I've gone back.
Renille: Very well then. We shall wait here and have some Lembas and wine. . .

Earniel

05-27-2002, 04:01 PM

Eärniel: *munches lembas* Are you sure you want to go, Moraumer? If I remember correctly they throw you in prison...

Moraumer: *less enthousiastic* Well, gotta stick to the storyline.

Tano: But we hardly did that anyway.

Moraumer: Well, yes but you're in my realm now and you'll do as I say. And I say we stick to the storyline..... for now.

Renille: But you won't be queen until the last book!

Moraumer: Must you constantly nitpick?

Willow: hey, don't fight! Have some lembas....

Eruviel Greenleaf

05-27-2002, 04:09 PM

Eruviel: Farewell, Moraemor, we shall see you soon when you get out of prison.

*Moraeomer and the eored ride away*

Claenoic

05-27-2002, 09:20 PM

Claenoic: *Leans back* Ahhh! Now that we're sticking to the storyline, Tano, Willow, and I had better go to Fangorn. See ya!

*All take their leave*

OOC: Hair: Black and wavy, about shoulder length or lower.
Portrayal: Hobbit, of course!
Extras: I'm oriental, so please make it as oriental as possible. I have a pretty tanned complexion (No, seriously, for some reason I can't sunburn, I have never in my life been sunburnt.) And squarish black wirerimmed glasses. That enough?

Eruviel Greenleaf

05-27-2002, 09:24 PM

Eruviel: Farewell, young hobbits. Good luck in Fangorn, Treemustache is quite nice--
Earniel: You aren't supposed to tell them!
Eruviel: Oh well. Anyway, we'll see you again in Icengard, I suppose?
Tano: Until then, farewell. Hey, wait a minute! Eruviel, are you taller?
Eruviel: *looking smug* Well, we did run into Treemustache. . .*takes a swig of the entdraugts Treemustache gave them*
Willow: Wow, you three really are taller!
Renille: Well, bye, then, if you will be leaving!
Cleaonic: Goodbye!
*The three hobbits leave*
Eruviel: So now what do we do?

Tanoliel

05-28-2002, 01:04 AM

Tano: so we're off to find Treemustache. Um...how do you propose we do this? wander around or something?
Willow: Well...there isn't a better plan...
Claenoic: And this is an RPG, so logic is inherently banned...
Tano: Yeah, I thought you'd like it. forth the three hobbits!

:) ooc: oooo, draw me too please! I am a hobbit...have short (just below shoulder) dark hair (mine is straight but occasionally has some wave...I prefer wave, really), and I look sort of irish...if that helps at all. No glasses or some such, and hair can just be down...or if you want an extra challenge, stick it up in a bun-like style with a plastic spork and a pencil through it. ;)
thankee!
-tano

Earniel

05-28-2002, 02:54 AM

Eruviel: Okay, let's go.

*the four of them grab their packs and is about to mount the horses when they notice the problem*

Aragren: What? Only three horses? There's four of us!

Garina: *mutters* That's what you get when following the book to closely.

Eärniel: That can't be it. They only got two horses in the book and there were three of them.

Eruviel: Okay, there are two explanations for this. One: she tries to stick to the book by giving us one horse short or two:

Eärniel:*interrupts* two: she can't count.

Eruviel:*frowns* That was not what I was going to say...

Eärniel: Saw you thinking it. The more important question is: Who gets a horse and who gets to walk all the road to meduseld?

Aragren:*pulls out a pack of carts*Let the game decide.

*they sit down and start playing*

Eruviel Greenleaf

05-28-2002, 03:00 AM

Eruviel: Rather than playing cards, why don't we just share the horses...we'll have to move to fast for someone to walk anyway. We've got three horses, so. . .Garina or Samniel, one of you can ride with me. . .

ooc: it's three horses, right? I was a little confused. . .:eek:

Garina

05-28-2002, 03:11 AM

Garina: I will share a horse with you, Eruviel.
Where are we going?

Eruviel Greenleaf

05-28-2002, 03:14 AM

Aragren: To Medesuld! Forth the Four Hunters who found who they were looking for, but didn't get to kill any orcs!
Eruviel, Garina and Earniel: Forth the four hunters!
*they mount their horses and ride away toward Medesuld, packing up their picnic. Garina and Eruvil share a horse.*

Earniel

05-28-2002, 03:40 AM

*They ride and ride and ride and also ride until they reach the city. They look around them as they ride through the city gate.*

Eärniel: Wow...

Garina: Back to civilisation at last! Hope they have restrooms with showers here.

Renille: We aren't here to take a guided citytrip! we are on a mission. Follow me!

*The four riders follow Aragren to the Golden Hall. There they park their horses in the parkinglot and climb the stairs of the palace.*

Eärniel:*looks back at horse* Hope I remember where I parked...

Garina: Eruviel, did you turn of the engine?

Eruviel:*worried* Did I have too?

Guard: Halt! Who wishes to enter the Golden Hall (24 carat)?

Renille: I am Aragren, daugher of Arathren! These are my compangions: Eruviel Greenleaf from Mirkwood, Samniel the sea elf and Garina the um...well.. third compagnion. We need to speak with the King.

Guard: Very well, but you must leave your weapons behind.

Eruviel Greenleaf

05-28-2002, 03:50 AM

Eruviel: Here is my bow and my knives. Be careful, the bow was a gift from the Lady Caladriett of Lothloriendonalds.
Guard: *squeak* I shall take good care of it, elf.

Earniel

05-28-2002, 04:04 AM

Eärniel: You're not seriously suggesting I leave my sword, are you?

Guard: Those are the rules of the house, lady.

Eärniel:*mutters* stupid guards *places her sword against the wall* Do not dare to touch it. If I don't find it back exactly the way I left it, there will be hell to pay!

Guard:*pales and start sweating* Yes, ma'am!

Eärniel: Now, am I cleared?

Guard:*small voice* I'm afraid you have to leave that here to.... *points to whirring gizmo*

Eärniel: WHAT!!! My whirring gizmo?!? You want me to leave my girzmo behind?! I shan't do that, look at me, I'm a sea elf! Have you ever seen a sea elf without a whirring gizmo?

Guard:*very uncomfortable* Um... you're the first elves I have ever seen....

Eärniel: Well? It doesn't harm any one. I can't leave it behind! I need it.

Guard: What for?

Eärniel: Seriously, don't you know what a whirring gizmo is for? I thought they taught that in highschool!

Guard: Allright! Allright! Keep the blasted gizmo!

Garina

05-28-2002, 04:17 AM

Garina: I don't have any weapons.

Guard: Are you sure?

Garina:YES! Of course I'm flipping sure! I have absolutely no way of protecting myself.*sniff* And nobody likes me, and people keep hitting me...

Guard: *hits Garina round the head*

Garina: Well, really! *sulks*

:D

Eruviel Greenleaf

05-28-2002, 04:31 AM

Eruviel: There, there, Garina, I'll protect you since you have no weapons of your own. Hey! *yells at guard* Don't hit her, ya hear?
Garina: *stops sulking for the time being* (ooc: I hope. . .:))
Guard: Aragren? Your sword?

Garina

05-28-2002, 04:34 AM

Yey!

ooc: maybe I should stop writing in that I get hit round the head!!!:D

Nazgûl Queen

05-28-2002, 05:50 AM

30 minutes earlier...

Moraumer: *rides back to meduseld, grumbling. When she gets there, she is greeted by a guard*

Soldier: Erm... Moraumer... I'm here to take you to the dungeon

Moraumer: Why?

Soldier: Erm... cause I was told to?

Moraumer: Why?

Soldier: Cause the king wants you there?

Moraumer: WHY?

Soldier: How the hell am i supposed to know? Now go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. And give the guard the key when you've finished.

Moraumer: *Walks down the stairs to the jail and locks herself in, grumbling* Why did i have to open my big mouth? If they dont get here soon and let me out I'm going to have to hit someone on the head... possibly Garina... stupid ungrateful people, not appreciating the sacrifices I've made for them... I could have been reading LotR at home but NO, I come on this quest and get thrown into jail...

Guard: Will you be quiet in ther?

Moraumer: *mutters*

Elf Girl

05-28-2002, 10:46 AM

On the way to China...

They have put the boat on the shore.

Laurelyn: Sit down, Glodo, there's something we need to discuss with you.

Elf Girl: At Mt. Nokia, will you die with the phone or bite off your own finger?

Counselor: WHAT?!

Finrod: *sigh* Are you Gollum, in which case you need a Frodo, or Frodo, in which case you need a Gollum?

Laurelyn: Or both, in which case you will bite off your own finger and make do without the other character?

Elf Girl: Or maybe you're actually Bilbo, the phonefinder, in which case-

Finrod: No, no, Claenoic's Bilbo, in which case she'll have to-

Counselor: Or maybe I'm neither, in which case I don't have to die or lose any body parts!

Later...

Elf Girl: In that which case we don't have Frodo or Gollum, in which case we,

Laurelyn: But if she takes my which case...

Finrod Felagund

05-28-2002, 11:12 AM

Finrod-But what shall I do precious!?!

Elf Girl

05-28-2002, 01:05 PM

Counselor: Precious! How dare you say precious! I say precious. Precious...

Elf Girl: Finrod, excellent. You can be our Gollum, just skip dying, like I did. But in that which case we'll have to-

Finrod Felagund

05-28-2002, 02:34 PM

Finrod- Yess, nice Elf Girl lets Ancient Elf Lord of
Valinor and Beleriand be Gollum. Finrod leads well.

Claenoic

05-28-2002, 02:44 PM

*Meanwhile in a random place in Fangorn*

Tano: Are we there yet?

Willow: No.

Claenoic: Are we there yet?

Willow: No.

Tano: Are we there yet?

Willow: *Sigh* No.

Claenoic: Are we there yet?

Willow: *Grumble* No.

Tano: Are we-

Willow: FOR ERU'S SAKE NO NO AND NO!!!!!!

Tano & Claenoic: Meep! *Hides behind a nearby tree*

Willow: Umm... guys?

Tano: Ok, ok, we'll stop...

Willow: No, it's not that-

Claenoic: REALLY we'll stop...

Willow: You guys...

T & C: What?

Tree: Hoom hom! Now what do we have here?

Willow: We're here...

OOC: Who's next on the drawing Cellowship list Earniel?

Earniel

05-28-2002, 03:23 PM

OOC: See the TLA-discussion thread for the progress of the drawing of the cellowship, Claenoic. :) Come one, Renille, post so we can get inside the Golden hall :D

TinuvielChild

05-28-2002, 05:56 PM

ooc: erg, i've kinda been away for a bit and now my character seems to have disintegrated. someone write me in! :)

Renille

05-28-2002, 09:03 PM

OOC-Yikes, sorry. Stop posting so much, everybody. Give the 15 minute a day limit person a break!:p TC, do you want to go with Elf Girl or me? We're in Rohan, they're in China.

Renille- *breaks off daydreaming* Oh...oh! Sure...my sword. Here. But could I keep the sheath?

Guard- umm...no.

Renille- Ha, surely you will not deprive an old woman of her purse!? Security has turned to rudeness in Rohan, I see.

Eruviel- Wha...you're not old! And a sheath isn't a purse. And YOU'RE not Gandalf. You're just Aragren!

Earniel- The counselor told her she had schizophrenia.

Guard- Ahem.

Renille- Sorry. My rather *cough* RUDE *cough* companions...

Guard- Say no more.Come in. And I guess you can keep your sheath.

Renille- Thanks.
*They go immeadiately to the Golden Hall. The king is sitting on a waterbed, watching a tear-jerker video, listening to the blues. The curtains are pulled and a blue light shines over everything. A slimy science freak is dissecting worms on the floor. What happens next? How should I know?*

OOC-Earniel, draw Aragren like this, if you plewease-

Hair- dark brown, braids
Eyes- dark blue
Stature- short.
Clothing- jeans and a t-shirt hidden by Aragorn's weather stained cloak. Remember my backpack, handy copy of LOTR and Lothloriodonalds sheath, please! Thanks alot. Can't wait to see this.

TinuvielChild

05-28-2002, 11:25 PM

ooc: I think i'll come to Rohan...I don't feel like going to Mt. Nokia today, ;).

Eruviel Greenleaf

05-29-2002, 12:32 AM

ooc: So who's Eowyn? TC? you? We need an Eowyn. :)

Eruviel: *quietly to Garina* Nice place he's got here--who's the freak with the worms?

Earniel

05-29-2002, 02:36 AM

Eärniel: *overhears Eruviel and whispers*Whoever the freak is, he better have a licence for that or I'm going to report him to the RSCPA.

Aragren: Ahum.....* nobody notices her* ..pfff some king.... *tries again*AHUM!!

Theoden:*looks away from his screen and gives the TLA-members a blank look* I didn't order a pizza.

*The Cellowship (or what's left of them) give the King an equally blank look*

Garina:*slightly insulted* Hey, we don't deliver pizza's! We destroy phones! We are the Cellowship!

Theoden: *still blank look* I see *points to a telephone in the corner* Take that one with you then, it doesn't work anymore.

Eärniel: *rolls eyes and mutters* This is going to be harder than I thought....

Nazgûl Queen

05-29-2002, 03:18 AM

Moraumer: *still in jail* Nine million, nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety-nine bottles of miruvor on the wall, nine million, nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety-nine bottles of miruvor! You take one down, pass it around, nine million, nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety-nine bottles of miruvor on the wall!

Tanoliel

05-29-2002, 11:06 AM

ooc: that must have been interesting to type, Moraumer! :D

The three hobbits continue wandering through the forest until Tano trips over a huge tree branch and falls flat on her face.
Tano: Ow...
Willow: Fool of a Took!
Tano: Oh, be quiet, that's Gandgirl's line, and anyway, I'm just inherently clumsy--
(Large Voice Above Them): Hroooom! Would you kindly remove yourself from my foot, halfling?
Tano: Oh, look. We've found Treemustache.

-tano

Katt_knome_hobbit

05-29-2002, 04:20 PM

Meanwhile, back in VerizonGuard...

Katt(Sauroman) has been staring into her Palenteer again.

Katt~Ha! I have wireless internet access so I can see what all of them are doing! *Peers into Palenteer* So hobbits, you think you can master the cell phone. My friend Sauron over at Quest wants it for himself. But once I get it, I will be the most powerfull company ever! Muah ha ha! Wait, now I need to send my evil half-breed orks to Headphones Deep. Heh heh. They're in for a surprize. I crossed the orks with Telephone soliciters! The most evil creation ever! Aha! A muah ha ha! AA HAHAHA! OOH! OW! I got a stich from all that laughing! Ow! Jesus Damiean Christ! Ow!

Elf Girl

05-29-2002, 04:23 PM

In China:

Finrod: Does the hobbitses wants me to take them to Mt. Nokia?

Elf Girl: We've been traveling with you since LorieO, so I guess we can trust you.

Laurelyn: Excuse me? He's Gollum. He's been stalking us, remember?

Elf Girl: Don't blame me, I'm dead.

Counselor: Smeagol! Take us to the White Gate!

Laurelyn: What White Gate?

Finrod: What White Gate?

Elf Girl: It doesn't really matter as we can't get in.

Counselor: Why not?

Laurelyn: Will you ever read the books?!

Elf Girl: Finrod, just take us to *deep spooky voice* The Lair of the Snow-White Arachnid!

Laurelyn: Where's that?

Finrod: Where's that?

Elf Girl: *sigh* Will you to cut it out?

Laurelyn: Why?

Finrod: Why?

Elf Girl: *sigh* I should have died after all... Of course, Manwe would have been fairly ticked off. Finrod, just get us into Mordor.

Finrod: Oh, that snow-white arachnid!

Tanoliel

05-29-2002, 05:32 PM

ooc: GAHHHH! No...*sobs* please, not the telephone solicitors! :D
ic:
Tano: Ah, Treemustache, nice to meet you. I'm Tanoliel, and this is Willow and Claenoic--
TreeM: Hroom, you must not be so hasty...Tanoliel, you say? And Willow...and Calenoic...

ooc again: okay, so sue me, I'm running out of ideas. Actually, don't sue me (I need all my money to pay off my library fines), just get back on Entmoot, you hobbits, and start posting...my inspiratin has run dry.
-tano

Earniel

05-29-2002, 06:05 PM

Eärniel: *tries again* Well, actually Mr. King, sir we are here to heal you.

Theoden: I need no healing! My physician here, dr. Snaketongue tells me I'll be fine. I'm just feeling bit under the weather.

Aragren: No wonder, if you keep sitting here in this dusty environment. You need fresh air! *walks over to the curtains and pulls them open. Light and fresh air rush in*

Dr. Snaketongue: What are you doing! Who is the physician here?

Eärniel: *misschievious grin on her face* Off course dear doctor you're completely right. Now I have this rather nasty bruise that I want you to take a look at. I'm so glad a decent physician can take a look at it.... * takes the protesting Dr. Snaketongue's arm and steers him behind a curtain of the thronehall. A thud is heard from behind the curtain and Eärniel reappears dragging the unconcious form of the docter.* Oh dear I think he slipped. *drops the body* Now to serious matters....

Garina: *walks over Theoden* You know, I know exactly what you need. There is a good health farm in Gondor that can do amazing things!

Theoden: *hesitating* there is?

Willow Oran

05-29-2002, 10:10 PM

Treemustache:You creatures are certainly some of the most hasty creatures I've seen, You are lucky I heard you speak before I saw you, else I would have mistaken you for orcs and squished you flat, like a pancake, and all your guts would ooz out and fertelize my pretty tree people and perhaps when the entwives came back they would plant things on your pahetic remains...

(during this speech the hobbits are edgeing slowly away looking disturbed)

Willow:You won't actually squish us like that would you?

Tano:It's just, we're hungry, and I don't think I would like being squished on an empty stomach.

Claenoic:And while I have nothing against helping the environment after I'm dead I'd sort of like to live a while longer first.

Treemustache:But I am being hasty and am getting roused, fear not little ones, the only people around here who will be getting squished is that traitorous neighbor katt and her army of Soliciter-Orcs. They have been boring the trees to death with their telephone calls of doom and they've gotten many an unsuspecting tree to sign a contract of death with their pamhlets advirtising free tlephone poles.

Willow:So how soon will they be squished?

Tano:We don't have time for the full moot, the ohers are ahead of schedule because we got off track.

Claenoic:We can deal with that later, right now I'm hungry!

Willow:We all are.

Treemustache:Of course, see what comesof being hasty? Courtesy is forgotten. Come to SourceHall and rest.

Tano:And eat?

Renille

05-29-2002, 10:13 PM

Renille- *catches on* Oh yes. They're called the Houses of Healthiness.

Earniel- And we're going there. But...the price is rather steep.

Theoden- Oh. Never mind then.

Eruviel- No,no...not monetarily steep...just...physically steep. You see, there's a war going on in Gondor. You'd have to help win it over.

Theoden- I am an old man! I haven't thought of fighting in 50 years.

Garina- *cough* Gandgirl has. *cough*

Theoden- What did you say?

Garina- Just that Gandgirl's probably 9000000ish years older than you, and she definitely isn't doddering yet.

Theoden- But she's a wizard. It's different.

Renille- So what are you saying...Gandgirl's BETTER THAN YOU because she's a wizard??

Theoden- Better than me?? No chance...ever!

Earniel- So prove it! Come with us.

Eruviel Greenleaf

05-30-2002, 02:03 AM

Theoden: Well-but I don't know, I mean, my advisor Snaketongue would not advise it, and I always listen to him. . .
Renille: But he is wrong, don't you see! He was poisoning your mind, and you allowed it, and now you cannot move past your own throne room! You must rise from this place and come with us!
Theoden: Well-alright. Just let me talk to my sister's-daughter, Eowyn. . .

Nazgûl Queen

05-30-2002, 03:30 AM

Moraumer: One bottle of miruvor on the wall, one bottle of miruvor. You take one down and pass it around, NO BOTTLES OF MIRUVOR ON THE WALL!

*The door-guard comes down*

Moraumer: Hey! I was just wondering, have a group of strange humans come this way? Caus they're supposed to be rescuing me from this dratted cell!

Guard: Oh, yes, one 'Aragren' and her cohorts. They're up chatting with your uncle.

Moraumer: Well, they're gonna want me out soon... can you let me out? PLEASE? *puppy-dog eyes* I'm not gonna HURT anyone...

Guard: Must... resist... puppy-dog eyes...

Moraumer: *cries* But its my birthday tomorrow and i'm stuck in this black cell with nothing to eat or even any company! *sobs*

Guard: Well... I GUESS he wouldn't mind... *unlocks the door*

Moraumer: THANKYOU! *hugs him* Now, lets go get my sword so I can offer it to my uncle.

Guard: Alright... but don't you hurt anyone!

Moraumer: Would i do that?

*They walk to get her sword, then listen outside the hall where theoden is greeting his guests*

Elf Girl

05-30-2002, 07:29 AM

OOC: Laurelyn and Finrod, I'm ashamed of you. Post!

Counselor: Are we there yet?

Finrod: No! Nasty hobbitses.

Counselor: I'm not a halibut!

Finrod, Elf Girl,and Laurelyn: You are a hobbit.

Counselor: No, I'm not. And no more valient am I than a man, save now and again by necessity.

Elf Girl: Very good, but it's Pippin's line.

Garina

05-30-2002, 03:51 PM

Eowyn comes forward. (Sorry, I can't remember who she is!)

Garina: *whispers* Do you want your uncle to get well again?

Eowyn: Of course!

Garina: Then help me drag him outside!

Eowyn: What?

Garina: Or I suppose, we could wait until Eruviel gets so annoyed that she strangles him.

Eowyn: I'll take his right!

Tanoliel

05-30-2002, 04:29 PM

TreeM: Well, then, I shall gather the few Ints together and we shall storm VerizonGuard...
Tano: Wheee! I take it we're coming?
Willow: Of course. You have to look into the Palantir and get messed up and get taken off with Gandgirl, who's come back even though she was never dead--
Claenoic: But Gandgirl went off to Mt.Nokia because she never actually died, so who is Tano going to go with?
Tano:*sulks* Nothing is going right.
Willow: it's an RPG, remember? Nothing is supposed to go right
Tano: *brightens* right...i'd forgotten. I suppose we could make one of the billion hunters drag me along. Well, five, but there's still too many. Ohh...and if Gandgirl isn't there, than who rides Shadowfax-Machine?
Willow: Dibs on FaxMachine!
Claenoic: You can't ride him. You're too short. All the hobbits are.
Willow: Oh. curses.
Tano: I'm sure we'll figure it out. Then on to Verizonguard!

-tano

Katt_knome_hobbit

05-30-2002, 04:49 PM

*Let's see how things are going in VerizonGuard...*

*Katt is finishing the LOTR boxed set. She seems to be very angry...*

Katt~ That's it! *Stomp Stomp* I'm calling up this "JRR Tolkien" person! *Looks up # and dials*

Phone~ We are sorry. The line that you have dialed is currently dead. Please hang up and try again.

Katt~ Damnit! *Slams Phone* My Palantir! *Grabs it and shakes it* Wake up! I want to talk to JRR Tolkien!

Palantir~Outlook Cloudy.

Katt~Grrrrr

Palantir~ OK OK! Hold On.

JRRT~ Hello?

Katt ~Is this JRR Tolkien?

JRRT~ Yes. Who is this?

Katt~ This is Katt of VerizonGuard. Now excuse me! In this ring series thing you say that Sauroman loses all his power and his empire falls. Now what the hell is up with that?!?

JRRT~ Well, Sauroman is evil, and evil is always punished.

Katt~ What?!? I'm not evil! I provide cheep cell phones to everyone! I give them high speed internet access! I lower the prices of brand name electronics! Unlike Sauron, I might add, who is all about the money.

JRRT~ I'm sorry, what are you talking about?

Katt~ Huh? You don't know? Entire civilizations have been based their exestance around your books! And, since they always follow the plot, I Sauroman am doomed to go into bankruptcy. So what if I "buy out" smaller corperations bent on raising long distance prices? That's a good thing isn't it?

JRRT~ I know about all that. What I was asking is what is the "Internet"?

Katt~ YOu're not connected? Well have I got a deal for you! Listen...

Renille

05-30-2002, 08:50 PM

Renille- Uh-oh.

Earniel- What now?

Renille- Eowyn.

Eruviel- So? What's the problem?

Renille- Eowyn's supposed to love me. I was kinda hoping that SHE would be a HE. But she's a she. Gulp.

Eruviel-Ah, stop worrying. It'll be okay. Who'd want to fall in love with YOU anyway?

Renille- You're right... come on. Let's get out of here. Blues are contagious, I think.

*Meanwhile*
Theoden- Wha...where are you taking me?

Garina- outside. To your horse.

Eowyn- It will make you feel better, I promise.

*they get him to the horse. Theoden rides around for awhile before slipping off*

Theoden- (laughs hysterically)

Renille- Are you okay?

Theoden- Of course! I had forgotten how fun that was! Are you young'uns ready?? Let's go to Gondor!

Eruviel and Earniel salute- Yes, SIR!

Tanoliel

05-30-2002, 08:57 PM

The three hobbits are swept off with the mim-moot as they march to Verizonguard.
Tano: We go, we go, to cut the wires and short-circuit the phones, to Verizonguard we go...!
Willow&Claenoic: Be quiet!!!
Tano: oh, fine. *three minutes later* We go, we go, to Verizonguard we go...
Willow: It's gonna be a long journey...

ooc: who's eowyn? i forgot...sorry.
ooc2: this is not to say that i can't sing. i can. just not this. :D
-tano

TinuvielChild

05-30-2002, 10:22 PM

ooc: I'm Eowyn. I guess. sorry i haven't posted lately, i've been away and then i was unable to get access to the school computers so i couldn't post during school. Methinks i ought to post now :).

*Eowyn, Theoden, Renille, etc all begin to ride off to Gondor. Theoden keeps slipping off and giggling hysterically*

Eowyn: (whispers to Renille) What exactly was in his coffee this morning?

Renille: (whispers back) Ummm...I saw Snaketongue empty the sugar bowl into his mug, but isn't that what he normally has?

Willow Oran

05-30-2002, 11:08 PM

Willow:Hey guys! Look what I found in my pocket!

Tano:What?

Claenoic:Is it edible?

Willow:Yep! It's a few extra bottles of Treemustache's special fizzy cider!

(Willow opens a bottle and the hobbits start passing it around. Pretty soon all three of them are giggleing and swaying while singing out of tune.)

Eruviel Greenleaf

05-30-2002, 11:09 PM

Eruviel: Wait, we've left Moraeomer behind! She was supposed to come with us, and Eowyn stays behind. And Moraueomer said she'd await our arrival and ride with us!
Theoden: BUt I had her locked up in the dungeons!
Earniel: At Snaketongue's suggestion. And she is one of your most faithful subjects!
Aragren: Aye, we must turn back!

ooc: I thought Mirahzi was Eowyn. Or Eowon. . .oh well.

Earniel

05-31-2002, 02:55 AM

OOC: I understood Mirahzi is going to be Faramir.

*They ride back to Meduseld. Moraumer is standing angrily at the gate*

Moraumer:*comes closer as they dismount their horses and glares at the Cellowship* I get out of prison on my own, since obviously neither of you remembered getting me out. I come here to have my grand scene and offer my sword and you left already!

Theoden: Forgive your companions their eagerness, my sister-daughter. And best to forgive your old uncle to for um... putting you in prison. Guess I... um followed some bad advice.... *scratches beard* Care to join us on our trip to Gondor?

Eärniel: Are we sure we should ride to Gondor yet? I never really fought a battle. So could we please go to Helm's Deep first? You know, to hold a general repetition?

OOC: Can we? please?

Nazgûl Queen

05-31-2002, 04:49 AM

Moraumer: *glares at the cellowship for a few minutes, but gives in and hugs her uncle* Of course I'll come with you to Gondor... what is that I smeal on your breath? Has Dr Snaketongue been giving you drugs again?

Theoden: Frugs? What? *grin* No, he gave me my happy pills!

Moraumer: *sighs* Uncle, I think we should get you to bed, and then in the morning we will go kill some orcs at Helm's Deep... I'm always in for some orc-killing... *TCowyn and Moraumer help Theoden dismount and take the giggling King to his rooms*

TCowyn: Now, we shall show you the hospitality of Meduseld... *leads the Cellowship to a dance hall with tables overflowing with vdelicious food*

Moraumer: Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we ride to war!

Elf Girl

05-31-2002, 07:56 AM

Back on the way to China: (Why am I writing all this? I don't have infinate imagination you know!)

Finrod: Nice hobbitses sleep now, Fineagol keeps watch.

Counselor: *zzzzz*

Elf Girl: psst... Laurelyn!

Laurelyn: *zzzz-* huh?

Elf Girl: Wake up! Finrod, listen! Now, remember, we need to destroy the phone.

Laurelyn: I think we knew that.

Elf Girl: The White Lord is trying to meld our world and *points at Counselor* her world into one. Once she destroys the phone, she will be trapped in our world. So...

Finrod: Yesss?

Elf Girl: Where will she live?

Eruviel Greenleaf

05-31-2002, 09:36 AM

Earniel: ooh, a party!
Eruviel: So where's the wine? :D

Claenoic

05-31-2002, 01:08 PM

Treemoustache: *Stops* There! I have taken you 731,490,836,250,986,496,320,986,107,156,019,498,73 9,847,937,496,560,947,893 entstrides, and- Huh?

All three: *Asleep*

Treemoustache: Hoom hom. Not too hasty now, hoom mm. Wake up hobbits!

Willow: *Rolls over and keeps on sleeping, mentioning something about lembas and how orcs with pointy noses kept stealing them*

Treemoustache: -_-;

Renille

05-31-2002, 03:47 PM

Renille- Don' t you guys GET it? We're going to war? Aren't you at least a little bit scared considering this might be your last day on earth?

Eruviel- Not according to the book it's not. Aragren, calm down. You're getting too much into character.

Renille- Maybe. Is everything ready for tomorrow?

Earniel- I think so.

Renille- I must go organize! If we're gonna do Helms Deep we're gonna do it right! And if there is wine, don't drink much, okay?

Moraumer- Ok, ok...calm down.

Renille- I can't. Remember how many people died at Helm's Deep? We can't let that happen. We've got to defend it...stealthily. I've gotta go plan this! Do you guys want to help, or party?

Laurelyn

05-31-2002, 04:08 PM

Laurelyn: Oh, she's gonna be really, really, really ticked about this.

Elf girl: What do you think we can do?

Laurelyn: push her into Mount Nokia.

Elf Girl: :rolleyes:

Finrod: ssshe could lives with the nassty Elveses . . . punishment for being such a nasssty creature.

Elf girl: It's not her fault she's from a different world, you know.

Laurelyn: But Fineagol has a point. She could live with the elves, that is, if they'd take her.

Elf girl: If you were an elf, would you take her?

Laurelyn: No, I already said that I'd push her into mount Nokia.

Elf Girl: Yes, and we already vetoed that idea!

Laurelyn: It couldn't hurt to try again . . . .

ELf girl: But she's doing so well in bearing this Phone for us. In bringing it so far and still being alive she is showing extrodinary resilience to its evil.

Laurelyn: True. Hey, what if . . . .

Elf girl: What?

Laurelyn: NOthing.

Elf girl: --

Laurelyn: I promise to renounce all evil plots I might come up with.

Elf Girl: Don't start this again . . .

Laurelyn: Fine. BE that way.

Finrod: SSSSHHH! The nassty counssselor isss ssstirring . . .

all: *are quiet*

CURSE SCHOOL AND HOMEWORK THAT KEEPS ME OFF ENTMOOT!!!!

Earniel

05-31-2002, 04:13 PM

Eärniel: *looks from Aragren to the piece of chocolate she's holding* Helping with plans or eating chocolate? *looks at Aragren* Plan? *looks at chocolate* or sweeeeet chocolate....

*ten minutes later*

Eärniel: Plan? .... or chocolate?

Aragren:*rolls eyes and grabs the piece of chocolate and choves it in her mouth*

Eärniel: Hey!

Aragren*swallows* So what's it going to be?

Eärniel: *looking slightly downcast* Chocolate gone.... will help with plan....

Aragren: *grinning* That's the spirit!

Nazgûl Queen

05-31-2002, 08:21 PM

Moraumer: *comes over and whispers something in Aragrens ear* I'm not THAT stupid... all of the beverages are strictly non-alcoholic, we dont need soldiers with hangovers! Have a little trust, will you? But dont tell them or I might be in danger of a gruesome death.

Eruviel Greenleaf

05-31-2002, 10:04 PM

Eruviel: What? This is non-alcoholic? What are you. . .hey! That's horrible! Besides, I don't get hangovers! I'm an elf! Takes me quite a few drinks to get even tipsy!
Aragren: Enough already. Be happy you have anything at all tonight, for tomorrow-
Eruviel: I know, I know *sighs*

Renille

05-31-2002, 10:50 PM

Renille- Thank you, thank you so MUCH Moraumer! When we get to Gondor, you can...umm...you get double rations.

Moraumer- Thank you...I think.

Renille- Anyway, you guys, sit down here. We've gotta plan this. Look, here's Helm's Deep. Maybe we could pretend that we're not there, get the ents to help us, sit in their branches, and drop burning branches on the orcs' heads.

Earniel- Great idea, only we don't have the time.

Eruviel- Unless we had a really fast runner.

Renille- Runner...no...rider. Who ride horses the best,again?

Eruviel- Elves.

Earniel- Hmm...who's an elf here?

Eruviel- I am.

Moraumer- Thanks for volunteering. Ride really fast, have fun.

Eruviel- Wha... I wanted to party!

Renille- But you want to help us more, don't you???

*The rest of the Cellowship do puppy dog eyes at Eruviel*

Eruviel Greenleaf

05-31-2002, 11:00 PM

Eruviel: Okay, okay, I'll go. IF you give me some real wine first. Or miruvor. I can ride very fast. Anyone else want to come, or just me?

Earniel

06-01-2002, 02:18 AM

Eärniel: But the hobbits are taking the ents to ..what was it again? Verizonguard! That's quite a few miles from Helm's Deep.

Aragren: All the more reason for Eruviel to leave early. But maybe your right, the ents are needed to trash Verizonguard. Ask them if you can borrow the huorns and one or two ents to keep those huorns under control.

Eruviel: As I said, am I to go all the way to Verizonguard on my won, through orc and telephone sellers-infested fields? Look, I cannot do this alone!

Eärniel: *eyes Aragren accusingly* Weell since all the chocolate's gone, I'll accompany you. But we can slaughter some orc for ourselves too, right?

Eruviel Greenleaf

06-01-2002, 02:25 AM

Eruviel: Of course we can. We ride now, provided we get some miruvor. Garina? Would you like to come as well?

Garina

06-01-2002, 02:49 PM

Sure, I'll come with you! Where are we going?
*Eruviel whispers in her ear*
Oh. Well in that case...
*Eruviel waves bottle of miruvor*
What are we waiting for?!!!:D

Eruviel Greenleaf

06-01-2002, 09:12 PM

Eruviel: Nothing, now! Shall we go, then?
*the three riders (Eruviel, Earniel and Garina) are led out to the stables where they pick three horses and ride away toward Fangorn*

:D

Willow Oran

06-02-2002, 10:33 PM

(Willow rolls over onto a rock and comes awake with a snort)

Willow:Wha- Are we there?

Treebeard:Hoom! Always in a hurry, yes we're there, now wake up your friends and we can get started.

Willow:A wakeup call is in order? Right-o then. (Takes a deep breath) CALLING ALL HOBBITS! WAKE-UP!!!!!!! IT'S A BRIGHT SUNNY DAY IN ISENGARD AND WE'RE GONNA GO AND RAIN ON THEIR PARADE SOOOOO RISE AND SHINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OOC:Why are the hobbits suddenly not posting on this thread? Post already!

Tanoliel

06-03-2002, 12:02 AM

ooc: I was waiting for you. Sick of posting on my own. :) also, I am running out of watcha call inspiration....

ic: Tano jumps up and promptly falls over Claenoic. "Ow...." *kicks Claenoic--nicely* WAKE UP! WE HAVE TO GO PARADE ON THEIR RAIN! Wait...rain on their parade...um...nevermind...
TreeM: Come then, little hobbits. We go to Verizonguard.
-tano

Eruviel Greenleaf

06-03-2002, 01:07 AM

ooc: One of the other 3 riders want to post? Oh well, I'll just go ahead. . .

*They ride on, for many hours*
Garina: Are we there yet?
Eruviel: We have another few hours of riding to go before we'll be close.
Earniel: awww. . .I'm tired
Eruviel: So am I.
Garina: Can we stop for a little bit and drink some miruvor?
Eruviel: Weeeell. . .okay, but only two minutes.
*they stop, and drink some miruvor*
Eruviel: Okay, let's go!
Earniel: okay, okay
*They ride on*

ooc: See? Someone else really ought to post ;)

Garina

06-03-2002, 04:16 AM

ooc:I don't know what to write!!!

Garina: What's all that smoke in the distance?

Eärniel: Dunno

Eruviel: Let's go take a look.

Eruviel Greenleaf

06-03-2002, 04:27 AM

Earniel: Is that Verizongard out there?
Eruviel: Looks like it is!
Garina:Verizongard is burning?
Eruviel: Looks like it. . .or something. . .Maybe the ents are there!

ooc: Wait...where are we going? I forgot. Wait, I could always look at the previous posts. . .:rolleyes:

Garina

06-03-2002, 04:30 AM

Garina: A fire! If only I had my trusty fire extinguisher!

Eärniel: Um, Garina. Verizonguard is supposed to burn.

Garina: *sulks*

Eruviel: Come on, we have to find the hobbits!

Claenoic

06-03-2002, 10:28 AM

OOC: Sorry Tano, I was punished (HORRORS!!!)

Treemoustache: Hoom hom! You three toddle off to Quickrafter, go on.

Tano: But wait... aren't we supposed to go to Entmoot so we can meet Quickrafter?

Tremoustache: Hmmm brm, I suppose you're right.

Tano: O.O I was actually right... *faints*

Willow: Aw, now look at what you've done. *Bends* Oi! Tano! Wakeywakey!

Claenoic: *Shakes head* Never thought I'd have to do this... *kneels and yells* TANO YOUR APPLES AND MUSHROOMS ARE BEING STOLEN BY RABID PURPLE RABBITS!!!!!

Tano: ARRRGGHHH WHERE WHERE WHERE!?!?!?!

Claenoic: *Calmly* There you go.

Treemoustache & Willow: O.o

Tano: Bug out the other eye!

T & W: o.O

Tano: Much better ^_^.

Renille

06-03-2002, 07:54 PM

Renille- AHH! What am I doing??? Leaving the fate of Helm's Deep up to three people with mirovur?! You guys, we'll be back. I've gotta go help. Again.

Theoden- Good luck!

Eowyn- May the force be with you.

Renille- What? Wrong movie.

Eowyn-Oh, sorry...this science fiction stuff is all the same to me.

Renille- You'll get used to it. Bye.

*goes away looking for Garina, Earniel and Eruviel*

Renille- You guys? Where are you?

*from the distance*

Voices- Want some more mirovur? Oh come on, this is only the third bottle.

Renille- No. This cannot be happening! A curse upon this day, for all I do runs amiss!

Earniel- Aragren, is that you?

Eruviel- Come and have some mirovur!

Renille- No, that's okay. And I think you've had enough mirovur for now.

Garina- Aww..come on. There's only a few more hours.

Renille- That's not enough time! Come on, throw out the mirovur and come with me!

Earniel-She is SUCH a party pooper.

Eruviel- Ha, you're telling ME.

Eruviel Greenleaf

06-03-2002, 08:16 PM

ooc: *ahem* Did you read my last post, Renille?

Eruviel: Come, let's ride! To Verizongard!
Earniel: Um. . .I think I see Aragren in the distance. . .
Eruviel: *resists exploding* Inconceivable! She can't have caught up with us! What on earth is she doing? She should be going to Helm's Deep! Well, let's just go on to Verizongard then. . .
*they ride toward the smoke in the distance. . .*

Willow Oran

06-03-2002, 11:34 PM

(Watches Verizongard burn from the hill)

Willow:KA-BOOM!!!!!!!!

Tano:Yes, Willow, it's going ka-boom.

Claenoic:Is she alright?

Willow:Boink!

Tano:I think the fumes of burning telephone soliciters are making her dizzy.

Claenoic:Come to think of it... I don't feel so good my self.

(She gets a slightly dazed look on her face and plops down staring off into the distance.)

Tano:Uh Oh... Where are the other cellowship members when you need them. (She grabs Willow by the wrist and sarts trying to drag Claenoic along by her collar) Somebody! I need some back-up here!

Eruviel Greenleaf

06-03-2002, 11:51 PM

*the three riders ride up to the hill where the hobbits are*
Eruviel: There they are!
Earniel: THey don't look so good. . .
Eruviel: You are right, they do not. Tano? Willow? Claeonic? Are you three alright?
Garina: Maybe it's the fumes. . .it's making me a little dizzy. .
Eruviel: We need to get out of here, and find the ents. And quickly! Helm's Deep will be attacked soon!

Tanoliel

06-04-2002, 01:00 AM

Originally posted by Claenoic
TANO YOUR APPLES AND MUSHROOMS ARE BEING STOLEN BY RABID PURPLE RABBITS!!!!!

Tano: Bug out the other eye!

:D :rolleyes: :D I love it..."Bug out the other eye!" 'ent sure what it means....but i must have a use for it somewhere....:D Noooo....not my apples and mushrooms....give the rabid purple rabbits to Willow, they're her kinda thang....*grumbles* :D

Tano: *spies the three riders* YO! HEY! Over here! People!
Eruviel: Oh, hello, Tano, we meet again. What's the matter with the other two?
Tano: *cough* Smoke--from--solicitors--eek--bad--faint--erp--
Earniel: Oh, I get it. Come on, let's get them up on our horses.
Garina: Share my horse? But--*looks at Willow, who is going distinctly foamy about the mouth* Oh. Right. I'll take the sane one.

-tano "bug out the other eye!" :D

Eruviel Greenleaf

06-04-2002, 01:27 AM

*They put the two hobbits suffering from solicitor smoke on the Eruviel's and Earniel's horses, and Tano shares a horse with Garina. They ride toward Verizongard*

ooc: Earniel? Garina? One of you want to post soon?

Nazgûl Queen

06-04-2002, 02:00 AM

Meanwhile in meduseld...

Moraumer: I hope Aragren finds the three messengers soon... who knows what danger they may be in...

TCowyn: Oh well... we're here, AND we have the Miruvor...

Theoden: *groans*

TCowyn: We should get the King to bed... we have a long way to ride tomorrow morning... *looks around* In fact, I think we need to get the whole Eored to bed....

Moraumer: You take the King and I'll get rid of the Eored... *brings out a hose and starts soaking the sleeping people*

Earniel

06-04-2002, 03:30 AM

OOC: Sorry guys, won't be able to leave a decent post until tomorrow night, I'll promise I'll make it a long one then. *leaves muttering curses on the German language*

Nazgûl Queen

06-04-2002, 05:19 AM

*Joins Earniel in gru,mbling* Stupid german... stupid 70 minute exam first period tomorrow. I should like start studying... *whistles innocently*

Renille

06-04-2002, 05:32 PM

*Eruviel-sorry...no I guess maybe I didn't. Now just imagine that post is gone.*

Renille- Okay, I think I was hallucinating. Where am I?

Eowyn- Here...planning and driving yourself crazy!

Renille-OH. I suppose I'd better stop that, then. We must think up a plan "B" in case the others don't come. In that case, we'll follow the book, attack, lose a lot of lives, but become victorious in the end.

Theoden- sounds encouraging.

Renille- At least you are forewarned.

*You guys, please please please please please don't make me use Plan B. Hurry up and find the ents already. :p But I understand the exams thing. I really didn't have many...my teachers were mostly too burned out to create them...plus block scheduling means we've taken 3 other sets of exams this year.*

Eruviel Greenleaf

06-04-2002, 06:17 PM

ooc: It's alright-thanks, Renille :D

*the three riders and the three hobbits reach Verizongard, where the ents are cutting wires, tearing down telephone poles, and otherwise being quite destructive to the area. The great Cellphone Tower of Orthanc stands amidst the ruins.*

Eruviel: Treemustache! Treemustache!
*an ent goes up to them*
Eruviel: The ents are needed at Helm's Deep! There's gonna be this huge battle and lots of people will die if you don't come quickly with the Huorns, if any can be spared!

Willow Oran

06-04-2002, 09:12 PM

Tano: And we need some medicine for Willow and Claenoic. Before something really bad happens to them.

Willow: Urgh... The bunnies... They're coming to get me...

Eruviel:How close to the fumes did she get?

Claenoic:Too close! Boing! (Voice goes all creepy) Use the pants Luke!

Earniel:Wrong plotline. I hope we aren't going to have to stop three world from blending together. It's conusing enough as it is.

Treemustache: Take your friends to Quickrafter, I will gather the hourns.

Wilow:The branches on the horns go boom boom boom, Whee Ka-Boing!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tanoliel

06-05-2002, 01:14 AM

ooc:cary thing about this is that willow acts like this most of the time anyway....:eek: :p

Tano:Come ON, hobbits, let's get going...*drags them off by various body parts* Quickrafter! Quickrafter!! Quickrafter!!!
QR: Hallo. You called me?
Tano:Uh, yeah...we sorta need some help cause TreeMustache is off helping at the other battle, and these two hobbits are having problems...
Clenoic: Problems? problems. p-r-o-b-l-e-m-s. problems, YAHHHH! i got first place in the spelling wasp!
Willow: wasp-ouch! Wasp stingy wasp, kaboing, wheeeee!
Tano: you see... :rolleyes:

-tano

Claenoic

06-05-2002, 12:20 PM

OOC: The strange thing is, I am rather good at spelling wasps.... NO THE SMOKE IS GETTING TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hehe. Antidisestablishmentarianism. Randomness. WHEEEEE!!!!

Tano: Please do something!

Willow: Yoink!

Claenoic: Squiggly-spooch!

QR: Hom, get them inside quickly and out of the smoke, or else...

Tano: Or else what?

QR: *Goes all solemn and quiet* Or else they will be turned into Telephone solicitors themselves!

Audience: *Gasp!*

OOC: Long live Invader Zim!

Garina

06-05-2002, 12:25 PM

Garina:*grabs Claenoic and knocks him out* Gotta get you away from the fumes. *drags him away*

Claenoic

06-05-2002, 01:01 PM

OOC: Female. Not Male. FEMALE!!!!!!! *Pushes sister away* She's right though. Female, Garina.

Earniel

06-05-2002, 03:16 PM

OOC: Okay, tomorrow night it is! Big post coming up!

Earniel

06-05-2002, 03:52 PM

OOC: Allright people, time to get on the road again :D

*They bring Willow and Claenoilbo to a still standing looted phone shop. The shelves have been emptied and bits of broken mobiles litter the floor.*

Eruviel: *puts Willow down* I hope they'll be allright. Maybe they'll need elven medecine.

Eärniel: *puts Claenoilbo down* You're an elf, remember? Give it to them then!

Eruviel: So are you! We need to help them fast!

Willow: *wakes up momentarily* Oh mommie look there daffodils on the green clouds....

Garina: *blinks* I see. Time for plan B.

Tanoliel: What's plan B?

Garina: I don't know! Nobody ever knows what plan B is! They always get away with plan A!

Eruviel:*desperate* Then what is plan A?

Garina: Don't look at me! I don't carry an evil phone, okay!

Eärniel: I got it! *tries to snap her fingers, forgets that it never works and spoils the moment* Drat... Anyway, I've got an idea!

Eruviel: Well do something! We're on a schedule here. We've got to be in Helm's Deep tomorrow.

Eärniel: Yeah, yeah, just let me handle it, you go round up the Huorns and Entmoustache, I'll cure the hobbits.

Tanoliel: *looks concerned at the downed hobbits* Are you sure, I don't think chocolate is going to do the trick...

Eärniel: Who ever mentioned chocolate? Now that you did, you can get me a nice bar of it too. I know what I'm doing, trust me.

Garina: *still not convinced* But what are you going to do then?

Claenoic: Oi! The pink butterflies are trying to steal me coupons!

*they all stare at her*

Eärniel: Look, they're obviously lost in darkness, so I'm going to use some dark magic to get them back.

Eruviel: are you sure? That sounds pretty dangerous....

Eärniel:*grabs Eruviel and Garina's arm and ushers them to the door* Yes, yes, I've done it before. Trust me. *looking at Tano*You too. *She ushers them all out and closes the door, or what's left of it* So that's that.

*Eärniel walks through the shelves of the shop. Finally she finds what she's looking for. She picks up a cellular phone and brushes off the dirt* Ah! Knew there had to be at least one whole. I hope the tower still works.... *she dials and puts the phone to her ear* Hallo, I'd like to speak to Elrond in Rivendell please. Last name 'Halfelven'. Yes, a collect call please. Tell him it's from his miruvorsupplier *grins evilly to her self*

Elrond: Yes?

Eärniel: Ah Lord Elrond, it's Eärniel here, from the TLA. Remember me? *she hears muffled shrieks from the otherside* Yes, that's right. Now if you dare put down the phone I'll raid your fridge for good, you hear me!?

Elrond: *sighs and says meekly* What do you want?

Eärniel: Well, I have these two hobbits here who inhaled some sollicitorsmoke....

Willow: Weeeheeeheeee!!

Eärniel: ...and you can hear what happened. Now can you heal them?

Elrond: What, from this distance? through a collect call?

Eärniel: that's right.

Elrond: You're a mad woman!

Eärniel:*friendly* Why thank you*suddenly menacing* And you'll be a elf with an empty fridge...

Elrond:*sighs* Very well...

*Ten minutes later, Eärniel leaves the shop. Tanoliel is sitting by the door. Eruviel and Garina went to get treemoustache.*

Eärniel: They are resting now. Soon they will be back to normal. Whatever normal means to these weird hobbits...

Tanoliel: *cheers*

Eärniel:I'll leave them in your care. Now I've got myself some orc to bash in Helm's Deep! We'll be back afterwards to have a chat with Sarukatt. Untill then! *goes off to find Eruviel and Garina*

Renille

06-05-2002, 04:44 PM

OOC- I'm assuming Treemustache and the huorns are coming...if not, ignore my post again.

Renille- Look! I see them! They're coming! The hourns are coming, hourns are coming!

Eowyn- What's so wrong with that?

Renille- WRONG?? This is GREAT! Gimme a horse!

Theoden- Are you sure you're all right riding that far? You haven't been to bed.

Renille- It's called adrenaline and chocolate.Bye! *Rides off to find the orcs. Secret Service Agent stops her*

Renille- What are you doing here?

SSA- Making sure you have no orcish identity. Can I see a photo ID, please?

Renille- A...what? Oh, oh, one of those! Here you go! *Reaches into her backpack and pulls out a card entitled- "Arathren, Aragren daughter of. Ranger Community High Temporary Rider's Permit."*

SSA- This is a temps. Do you have a rider's licsense?

Renille- No...

SSA- Then I'm afraid we can't let you ride that horse without a fully trained rider with you.

Renille- But...but...I'm a QUEEN!

SSA-Not yet you're not. Get a real rider and come back later.

Renille- Theoden, could you PLEASE ride with me?

Theoden- Sorry, my liscense expired 42 years ago. One of my soldiers will, though.

Renille- *to nearest soldier* Will YOU PLEASE ride with me?

Soldier- Umm...is that an order?

Renille- Not really.

Soldier- Oh...what am I supposed to say if it's not an order?

Eowyn- Save your breath. Treemustache is here already. I'm sorry, Aragren...maybe next time.

Renille- Three months...

SSA- Teenagers these days...really.

*OOC- Stupid... I know... it amused me, and I'm easily amused..

:p *

Earniel

06-05-2002, 05:05 PM

OOC: Neh neh neh. Very nice :)I'm going to sleep now, leave some orc/sollicitor for me to bash tomorrow. Goodnight.

Nazgûl Queen

06-06-2002, 04:18 AM

Moraumer: *goes over to Aragren* Don't worry... my sister TCowyn, here, has failed her Riding Test three times, and still doesn't have a license.

TCowyn: Thats a lie!

Moraumer: No its not. I have the records to prove it, and theres no license in your wallet. *waves around the papers out of TCowyns reach*

TCowyn: I do too have a license! *brings out a white card*

Moraumer: My poor sister, that expired 10 years ago when you rode into a tree stump and were in bed with a concusion for 3 months.

TCowyn: You cant prove it! *leaps at the papers in Moraumers hands*

Moraumer: *smirks* If you want them, come and claim them! *leaps onto her horse and rides away, keeping just ahead of the walking TCowyn*

TCowyn: *sulks* Nothings going right today... Aragren, you'll help me destroy those papers, wont you? *puppy-dog eyes*

Aragren: *is too busy laughing to pay any attention*

TCowyn: Everyone's against me :(

Theoden: Stop your bickering, ladies. The Huorns approach and we have a few thousand Orcs to kill today.

Moraumer: *grumbles*

(OOC: I am in a strange mood today... poor TC :P)

Garina

06-06-2002, 07:01 AM

ooc: sorry Claenoic :o

Claenoic

06-06-2002, 12:42 PM

OOC: S'ok. I did that once myself, except I called a boy a girl. VERY embarrasing.

Renille

06-06-2002, 01:36 PM

OOC-I'll be gone all night tonight, so don't do anything to influential. Please...:)

Renille- *wipes laughing-tears away* Ahem... Yes...Hello...Treemustache's friends....We were wondering, could you just stand over there and drop burning branches and stones and things on the orcs' heads as they come over into Helm's Deep? It would be greatly apprecited.

Ent-Hoom, humm, this seems too hasty for my liking!

Moraumer- Yes, yes, we know. Could you do it anyway? Possibly?

TCowyn- We'll love you forever! *puppy dog eyes*

Moraumer- *aside* We will??

Ent- Hmmm,hoom...I want to kill the evil orcs,
but my heart says to pity them

Renille- But...but ...this is a crisis!Please...help us...you're our only hope.

TCowyn- Ren! Stop it with the Star Wars lines already! Only two worlds at a time, remember?

Moraumer- It wasn't a SW line...she didn't say "Obi-Wan Kenobi."

Ent- Hmm, hoom...we'll let the hourns decide this. *lets them loose*

Hourns- *turn on Aragren* ORC! *March toward her*

Renille- Wait...no...I'm not an orc! (panics) I need a horse!

Secret Service Agent- Sorry, miss. You don't have a liscence!

Renille- But they'll kill me! STOP! DESIST! LISTEN! I'M NOT AN ORC!

Ent- Hoom, well...they've decided.

Moraumer- So make them STOP the descion! Can't you?

Ent- Could you?

*Will Ren get smushed by crazed hourns? Will the SSA let her have a horse to get away? Or is this all getting just too crazy?*

Willow Oran

06-06-2002, 03:39 PM

(Wakes up to see faces bending over her)

Willow:Ngh... Wha' happnen'?

Earniel:You and Claenoic went insane from the Orc/Soliciter fumes.

Eruviel:And she phoned Elrond and got him to heal you over long distance.

Tano:Are you feeling better now?

Willow: I think so, my head hurts a little but I don't feel dizzy or completely gone anymore. Anyone got some water? And some chocolate?

Claenoic:(Sits straight up suddenly) Chocolate! Did I hear someone say chocolate?

Garina: They're normal again alright. I think we could all do with some chocolate, hand it over Earniel.

Earniel: Awwwww, do I have to?

All:Yes!!

Earniel

06-06-2002, 04:13 PM

Eärniel:*desperate* Won't cookies do the trick?

All: No.

Eärniel: Allright, allright....* digs in her pockets and reveals several bars of chocolate*

Claenoic: Woohooo!

Eärniel: *mutters* Fne, you bring somebody back from the dead, oh well sollicitorcsmoke-induced coma actually and then they want your chocolate, what's the world coming to these days?*

Eruviel: *munches chocolate* So, right now Treemoustache and the Huorns are trashing the sollictorcs in the ground at Helm's Deep....

Eärniel: What!? They already left?! *shakes Eruviel* You let them go?! They'll wipe those sollicitorcs from the face of the earth!!!

Eruviel: *nearly choking* cough... I thought that was the general idea, they left during your long distance call.

Garina: Yeah, amazing how fast they went. Those sollicitorcs are history.

Eärniel: You don't understand! I wanted to trash some sollicitorc too! *dashes outside and climbs her horse*

Tanoliel: *also munching chocolate* But you've just got here! You're leaving allready? You haven't even finished your chocolate bar!

Eärniel: I'll finish it on the way. Nobody wastes sollicitorcs without me! All those who want a good fight, follow me! *turns horse and rides to Helm's Deep*

OOC: Any one else coming or are am I riding into danger all by myself? ;)

Tanoliel

06-06-2002, 08:58 PM

ooc: i be coming! hey...i'm eating a chocolate chip cookie right now...yummy! :D

Tano: *jumps up and runs to Garina's horse* I'M going! I want to mangle sillicitorc too! *realizes she can't get onto Garina's horse* Garina...are you coming? Cause otherwise I'm gonna need a lift...

-tano

Willow Oran

06-06-2002, 09:45 PM

Willow: I'll come, which means that Eruviel is hopefully going to come with us because I couldn't stay on a horse alone if my life depended on it. Two and a half feet just isn't tall enough.

Tano:Well? Are you tall people who can ride coming or not?

Garina

06-07-2002, 07:52 AM

*hauls Tano onto her horse*
Come on, lets go!

Claenoic

06-07-2002, 12:17 PM

Claenoic: Huh? But- what- Oh well. Second time isn't it? *Eats chocolate for inspiration* I know! *snaps fingers*

*Scenery changes*

Claenoic: *Looks around* There! I'm at Minas Telephone, so.... what next? Darn. Didn't think. Could someone help me out here?

OOC: Writer's block. Gack.

Katt_knome_hobbit

06-07-2002, 06:56 PM

*Suddenly, from Orkanntenna came the sounds of bickering.*

Saurokatt~ I don't care if you're vital to the story! I have to wait here for who knows how many days, and I am extreamly annoyed with you! Here, take this stupid thing and leave!!!

*Then out of the top window came...
...Grima Wormtoung wrapped around the Palinteer!
When he finally hit the ground he lost his grip on the Palinteer which rolled away. When Grima finaly came to a halt, he was in the center of the company preparing to go. Then he screamed and ran in the general direction of the Shire. Saurokatt appeared at the window.*

Saurokatt~ Tano better go pick that Palinteer if we are to follow the "plot line"

*Then she swished her cape and went back inside. Tano, who would have anyway, picked up the Palinteer.*

OOC: Grima was seriously pissing me off.

Elf Girl

06-07-2002, 07:29 PM

OOC: I GIVE UP!!! Finrollum is never going to post. Here you go.

*they come to large hole in mountain*

Elf Girl: Mellon!

Laurelyn: Wrong mountains.

Elf Girl: But we never went through Moria!

Laurelyn: Only so you could stay alive.

Elf Girl: Hmph. Everyone is all huffy, just because I want to stay alive. Do you realize what Manwe would have done to me if I'd shown up without the Phone destroyed?

Finrod: Are the hobbitses just going to sit around and waste time?

Elf Girl: I'm not a hobbit, I'm a wizard.

Finrod: Are the wizardses just going to sit around and bicker?

Elf Girl: That's better. But you know, Finrollum, you are going to betray us to the snow-white arachnid in there.

Finrod: Hey! You said I didn't have to be evil! I mean, you said I didn't have to be evil, precious.

Counselor: *is watching the whole dialogue* You know, I think I'm getting used to you people.

Elf Girl: Onward! *they venture into the lair of the snow-white arachnid*

Laurelyn: What a stink...

They continue walking.

Later...

Elf Girl: Psst! Laurelyn!

Laurelyn: Yes?

Elf Girl: You wouldn't happen to have some of that, er, chocolate, would you?

Tanoliel

06-07-2002, 08:29 PM

Tano: (since she would have anyway) *picks up Palantir, is about to look in* wait a second...Gandgirl isn't here to save me...what if I go all freaky and don't come back? And who's gonna take me to Denethor? *shrugs* Oh well...must follow the plot line, I suppose. *looks in Palantir*

A great swirling mist comes over the Palantir; when it clears, Tano sees something flying toward her....
A sheep! With BoP! Oh, wait...wrong thread...:D

An enourmous thing with wings is filling the whole Palantir, terrifyingly fanged, when it suddenly disappears and a huge eye fills the view instead. It is slightly bleary, as if it had just woken up. "Well, it's about time," the eye says. "I called you ages ago--wait, you're not Saurokatt. Who are you?"
Tano didn't want to say, but was so entranced by the bizarre eye she blurted out "a hobbit."
"A who-what?" the voice replied. "Nevermind. Have you got the internet? Yes? No? What about a cell phone? Well, I've got this great deal for you, it's only $999.99 a month, comes with lots of offers--"
When Tano realizes she is being talked into a cell phone deal by a large, ugly soliciteye, she shrieks and drops the Palantir, which rolls a few feet away and goes blank.
Tano: *shudders and curls into a little ball* ...roaming...no long distance charges...what...what...panda...what...roaming...

-tano

Willow Oran

06-07-2002, 08:34 PM

OOC: Ergh, sore throat and writer's block...

IC

(Sees that Eruviel has fallen asleep)

Willow:Ah blast, guess I'll have to resort to using the wings.

(Takes cloak offand unfolds a pair of wings. She starts to fly after Tano and Garina.)

Willow:Wait up!!!!

Eruviel Greenleaf

06-08-2002, 02:30 AM

ooc: I'm back!

Eruviel: Willow, wait up! I'm coming, I'm coming!
*rides horse to were Willow is flying away. Willow gets on horse as well. They ride towards Helm's Deep*

ooc: Hey, do I get to have a orc-killing competition with someone?Please? :D

Earniel

06-08-2002, 04:49 AM

OOC: Okay, one mayorly confused sea elf here! WHO is WHERE?!
This is the way I think it is, correct me if I'm wrong. I'm ahead. Tanoliel and Garina on horseback are right behind me and Tanoliel looked in the palantir, right? Eruiviel is following with Willow on horseback And Claenoic? Is she here or is she magically relocated to Minas Telephone?

Garina:*sitting behind Tanoliel on the horse and sees her succumb to the palantir* Oh no. I said I wanted to take the sane hobbit! Samniel, Eruviel, Willow! SOMEBODY! HELP!!!

Eärniel: *hears Garina and waits for her to catch up* Whats with the screaming?

Garina: Help me. Tanoliel looked into the palantir. She's drooling all over me.

*Eärniel helps Garina to put Tano on the ground. She's rolled up into a ball around the palantir. her eyes are open and she is staring at the sky*

Garina: Tano, hello-oh? Anybody home?

Tanoliel: *jumps up suddenly* He's not for you Sarukatt!

*Garina and Eärniel yelp in surprise. Eärniel slaps the hobbit*

Eärniel: Tanoliel Took, come back!

Tanoliel:*blinks and opens her eyes* Oh Samniel, Garina, forgive me! *then she adds accusingly* You've hit me.

Garina: Oh you fool of a Took, you scared the living daylights out of me!

Eärniel: You weren't supposed to look in it yet. A little more patience from you if it's not too much to ask. *sees Tanoliel's expression*But do not be sad, I forgive you. * picks up the palantir* Now I'll keep this safe until I can hand it to Aragren in Helm's Deep. Until then keep your hobbithands to yourself.

Tanoliel: But... aren't I supposed to tell you what I saw?

Garina: Duh, we've read the book, remember?

Tanoliel;yeah, sure...*shivers*

*Eärniel gives Tanoliel a bar of chocolate. Tanoliel eats it and falls asleep since it's a bar of drugged chocolate Eärniel nicked from the dwarves earlier on*

Garina: *to Eärniel* She doesn't look too good....

Eärniel: Yes, she nearly bought a mobile phone. Can you imagine the horrors of that? But hobbits are resilliant creatures and the memory will fade fast enough, perhaps a little too fast. I'll take her to the mudbaths of Minas Telephone later where she can be fully healed and kept away from the palantir if she still needs the treatment.

Garina: Wasn't Gandgirl supposed to say something like that?

Eärniel:* grins* Gandgirl isn't here and besides she stole my lines as well.

Garina: But why won't you take Tanoliel to Minas Telephone now?

Eärniel: Hey, I've been trying for three pages to get to Helm's Deep. I want to slay sollicitorcs! I'm not going to be stopped by a overcurious hobbit.

Garina: Right.

*Eärniel and Garina put the sleeping Tanoliel on Eärniel's horse. Meanwhile the rest have caught up. Together they ride to Helm's Deep*

Elf Girl

06-08-2002, 02:03 PM

In the Lair:

Elf Girl: I see light ahead! *walks into a wall* Ow!

Laurelyn: I believe the passege turns...

They all follow the passage and come out into the open air.

Elf Girl: Huh? What happened to the snow-white arachnid? Weren't we supposed to meet her?

Laurelyn: And where's Finrollum?

Finrod: *comes out of adjacent passage* Is the hobbitses all right? Nice hobbitses, nice wizardses.

Elf Girl: But this isn't Mordor, and we're supposed to meet the snow-white arachnid!

Counselor: And I'm supposed to get captured by orcs! *everyone looks at her with renewed admiration*

Elf Girl: Very good, Glodo. But why didn't we turn out in Mordor?

Finrod: That isn't the lair of the Snow-White arachnidses. The lair is farther up that way, precious. *points*

Laurelyn: *testily* Than why did we go in there at all?!

Finrod: I had to get your paperses examined...

Finrod Felagund

06-08-2002, 02:27 PM

Finrod - Nice hobbitses and wizardses thought Finrod would never post! Gollum!
Finrod was waiting for nice hobbits and wizard to post.

Willow Oran

06-08-2002, 10:33 PM

(The five cellowship members ride up to Helm's Deep and dismount. Tano has not yet woken up from the drugged chocolate.)

Eruviel:Yay! Time to slaughter orcs!

Garina: What are we gonna do with Tano? She's asleep.

Willow:She wouldn't be if Earniel hadn't given her that chocolate.

Earniel: One of us needs to go find where the other's are. The other two go and slaughter orcs.

Eruviel:And you are...?

Earniel:Riding to Minas Telephone just as soon as I find Aragren and give her the palantir.

Garina:I'll go help slaughter orc's.

Eruviel: Me too, I bet I kill more than you do.

Garina: You're on.

(They ride off into the battle)

Willow: I guess that leaves me to locate the others. I'll see you two later, gotta fly.

Earniel:Be careful, don't get shot.

Willow:I won't.

(She flies off towards the battle making sure to stay out of range of arrows.)

Garina

06-09-2002, 05:40 AM

ooc: does anyone know where I can get another fire extinguisher?

*the hobbits etc. reach Helms Deep*
Garina: Ok, where's Aragren?

Willow: I dunno

Eruviel: Let's look in the cave thingies.

ooc: ok, so I have no inspiration. By the way, does this mean I'm Gimli??? I suppose I could be Gimrina, but I don't have a beard!!!

Renille

06-09-2002, 04:39 PM

OOC- I don't look exactly like Aragorn, either, Garina...it really doesn't matter. And I LOVE the name Gimrina by the way...:p You could make up another gas station and steal a fire extinguisher or something.

Renille- Ah! Finally you're here! Please, start convincing these huorns that the orcs are THAT way!! No, no, don't go to the caves yet!

Earniel- *laughs*

Eruviel- Okay, okay...bad hournsies! Stop being mean to widdle Wennie.

Earniel- *laughs some more*

Renille- This isn't funny! They're about to kill me!

Earniel- That's why it's funny! Command them! You're a future queen, remember?!

Renille-Hehe...right. HUORNS! I COMMAND YOU TO HIDE BEHIND THE WALLS AND KILL ANY ORC THAT COMES OVER! NOW!

Huorns- *back off puzzeled.*

Treemustache- Hoom, do as she commanded!*The hourns do so* (To Ren) Frogive me, letting them decide for themselves was a too hasty decision.

Renille- It's okay...just, just don't let them do that again, please. *to everybody* ATTENNN-TION! STATIONS ON THE DOUBLE! MARCH TWO-THREE-FOUR! PREPARE FOR ORC ATTACK!