A few ways to tell if you are obsessed with LOTR [Archive] - Page 5

trolls' bane

03-15-2005, 11:16 PM

You know you are obsessed if you think LOTR is real.
Thinking it's not real! :eek:
Heresy! *points* Heresy! Burn! *grabs straw and kerosene* ;)

me9996

03-16-2005, 10:25 AM

Thinking it's not real! :eek:
Heresy! *points* Heresy! Burn! *grabs straw and kerosene* ;)
:confused: I must hide!

Ahh! you found me!

me9996

03-16-2005, 10:55 AM

Gravestone for this thread:

Here lies "A few ways to tell if you are obsessed with LOTR"
A funny thread.
RIP

trolls' bane

03-16-2005, 07:25 PM

Noooo :eek: :eek: :eek: !

*gets firewood*

No, we still need this thread. Think about all of the future Newbies who would like to post more reasons to show your obsessed but find out its closed. :eek:

:D ;)

You know you're obsessed if you burn people for heresy when they say LotR is not real :D .

me9996

03-16-2005, 07:57 PM

ethuiliel

03-16-2005, 09:33 PM

*Hugs thread tightly* NO! Don't close it. I need it to know I'm not completely insane... wait, I am completely insane... to know I'm not the only one who is completely insane.

You know you're obsessed when you can't bear the thought of this thread closing.

Meriadoc Brandybuck

03-17-2005, 12:45 AM

You know you are obsessed if you think LOTR is real.
But... It really happened. And Middle Earth does exist.
*Hugs thread tightly* NO! Don't close it. I need it to know I'm not completely insane... wait, I am completely insane... to know I'm not the only one who is completely insane.
You know you're obssessed when admit to this. I admit.

Don't take it away! It'll make us all insane-er. For a different reason though. :D

Telcontar_Dunedain

03-17-2005, 12:16 PM

But... It really happened. And Middle Earth does exist.
I live there! :D

Embladyne

03-17-2005, 04:58 PM

When you celebrate
Destruction of the Ring Day!
See my post in the Teacup Cafe. :D

trolls' bane

03-17-2005, 08:23 PM

True,(Cowers)

I guess closeing it and building a contenuation might be good... :(

P.S.
Post 440!
Not yet. If you're referring to what happened to the teacup cafe, that was on its 41st page. This is on its sixth.

But... It really happened. And Middle Earth does exist.
I live there! :D

It does, and me too. Who doesn't?

Last Child of Ungoliant

03-18-2005, 01:47 PM

middle earth certainly exists - it is northwest europe, my homeland

ethuiliel

03-18-2005, 06:22 PM

Of course Middle Earth exists... in the minds and hearts of every fan if nowhere else...

PS. I live there too.

oh, another you know you're obsesessed....

You know you're obsessed when your friend gives you UT for Christmas and writes in the front to come back to Earth once in a while and you protest--LOUDLY-- that you are in Earth. Middle Earth. And have no intention of leaving it.

Butterbeer

03-19-2005, 06:34 AM

obsessed? obsessed? obsessed? obsessed?obsessed? obsessed? obsessed? obsessed? obsessed? obsessed? obsessed? obsessed?obsessed? obsessed? obsessed? obsessed? Nah not me.

trolls' bane

03-19-2005, 07:03 PM

Most people live in the ice bays of forchel then. Most people on Entmoot are from/living in/visiting Scandinavia/UK :D . Where would California come in I wonder? :rolleyes:

Last Child of Ungoliant

03-19-2005, 07:08 PM

[catherine tate 'granny' voice]caffilornia? caffilornia? caffilornia?[/catherine tate 'granny' voice]

mordor, lad, thats where yer caffilornia is, mordor

trolls' bane

03-19-2005, 07:12 PM

[catherine tate 'granny' voice]caffilornia? caffilornia? caffilornia?[/catherine tate 'granny' voice]

mordor, lad, thats where yer caffilornia is, mordor
I knew I wansn't lying when I put that in my sig :D .

Last Child of Ungoliant

03-19-2005, 07:15 PM

whereas somerset is gondolin, ooh look >> there's turgon, be rigt back

excuse me, my lord, can i have your autograph?

trolls' bane

03-19-2005, 07:23 PM

Well, that must mean that my school accross the street is...
*looks out window to see a great red eye wreathed in flame*

Last Child of Ungoliant

03-19-2005, 07:25 PM

[gollum voice]the eye! the eye! you cannot escape the black eye[/gollum voice]

trolls' bane

03-19-2005, 07:32 PM

True. Very true. Except for two months in the summer, three weeks around Christmas, and next week, as well as two days out of every seven, and once and a while three. :D ;)

me9996

03-20-2005, 01:50 PM

How has this thread stoped from closeing? :confused: :)
It's a happy confuson...

Meriadoc Brandybuck

03-20-2005, 07:41 PM

I live there! :D
Me too!
*looks out window* Nope. No blazing eye of doom around here. But if ye look off yonder *points* ye can see it. Mount Doom's in LA. Hint: Watch 'Valcano'. :evil: :D

me9996

03-23-2005, 09:04 AM

You know you're obsessed if you go around in your underwere shouting:
"My pressus!!!"
And
"Gollum gollum"

Katt_knome_hobbit

03-23-2005, 06:03 PM

your room looks like a hobbit hole

me9996

03-23-2005, 06:49 PM

your room looks like a hobbit hole
Or you live in a hill with a round door...

Last Child of Ungoliant

03-23-2005, 08:10 PM

Or you live in a hill with a round door...
what, tellytibby land? :D :D :p

me9996

03-24-2005, 02:01 PM

what, tellytibby land? :D :D :p
This poses an incresting point, are the tellytubbys obsessed with LotR?

me9996

06-11-2005, 08:56 AM

I have another one:

You know you're obsessed with LOTR if you eat fish raw. :p

mithrand1r

06-11-2005, 11:07 AM

I have another one:

You know you're obsessed with LOTR if you eat fish raw. :p

Japan as a nation is definately obsessed with the world of LOTR. ;)

Meriadoc Brandybuck

06-12-2005, 10:16 PM

what, tellytibby land? :D :D :p
Maybe the producer was a LotR fan. :D

Japan as a nation is definately obsessed with the world of LOTR.
One ticket for Japan, please! ;)

Lenya

06-16-2005, 06:44 AM

what, tellytibby land? :D :D :p

That is just a scary and unwanted thought. There can be no connection between chubby thingies with wires on their heads and Tolkien! Beware any one who disagrees...

EarthBound

06-16-2005, 07:05 AM

That is just a scary and unwanted thought. There can be no connection between chubby thingies with wires on their heads and Tolkien! Beware any one who disagrees...

*retches uncontrollably* :eek:

Lenya

06-17-2005, 03:24 PM

:p I know how you feel.

durinsbane2244

06-17-2005, 07:43 PM

ok, how about if you get annoyed at your friend and start cursing at him in elvish and then he starts asking what you said, than you don't tell him, and he hits you, and then life goes on, not that i know anyone that's done this. . . . . . :D

durinsbane2244

06-17-2005, 08:19 PM

also, if you use Incidious Rex's(i think) "that;s what I'm Tolkien about!" ,
in day-to-day life,
when you should really not say anything,
like a funeral. . . .
hehe, i didnt do that one! :D

Lenya

06-20-2005, 07:31 AM

Yeh, I suppose if you learn to speak Quenya you're pretty obsessed with Tolkien. Well then I guess I'm a lost case, though that's no new discovery :evil:

Lotesse

06-22-2005, 12:41 AM

- You don't even notice you've begun calling your Dad "Ada"
-

me9996

06-22-2005, 09:31 PM

- You don't even notice you've begun calling your Dad "Ada"
-
:eek: :confused: :( :rolleyes:

P.S.
:eek: :evil: :p

katya

06-22-2005, 11:25 PM

When I was a vegetarian I ate fish still, and I always thought it made me feel like Gollum.^^;

Lenya

06-23-2005, 01:41 PM

:eek: :confused: :( :rolleyes:

P.S.
:eek: :evil: :p

Hahaha! Best response I've seen yet :D

CrazySquirrel

06-24-2005, 07:43 AM

How about that: When you wake suddenly in the middle of the night, get your tattered copy of LOTR and UT and start comparing dates in the Tale of years and in the Line of Elros. Then go to sleep cursing Tar-Atanamir...

me9996

06-25-2005, 07:48 AM

Hahaha! Best response I've seen yet :D
:D :D :D

Lenya

06-27-2005, 05:16 AM

Tree Dweller

07-19-2005, 02:31 PM

When you see a flock of crows (or even just 2 or 3 of them) and you yell out, "SPIES!" .

durinsbane2244

07-19-2005, 02:35 PM

CREBAIN!!!! PUT OUT THE FIRE!!!!!!!! PUT OUT THAT BLOODY FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

uh, sir, there is no fire. . .

oh, well, um, (takes out match, lights, and tosses to the ground)
PUT OUT THE BLOODY FIRE!!!!!!!! WE'LL BE SPOTTED!!!!!!!

durinsbane2244

07-19-2005, 02:37 PM

well, how about going to a national park, walking up to every tree and going,
"Treebeard, is that you old boy? Gandalf sent me, pressing matters, the trees must revolt!!! oh, wait, you're not treebeard, (moves to next tree)treebeard, is that you old boy?" and on and on.

Tree Dweller

07-19-2005, 02:49 PM

durinsbane2244

07-19-2005, 02:54 PM

or, walking to a few medium sized boulders and beginning a story like so:

now children, this is where long ago i was captured by trolls, and they began to argue wheter they would bake us, make us a stew, or squash us to jelly!. . .

me9996

07-20-2005, 11:30 AM

When you see a flock of crows (or even just 2 or 3 of them) and you yell out, "SPIES!" .
OH NO! I SEE CROWS OUT MY WINDOW ALL THE TIME!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Tree Dweller

07-21-2005, 09:52 AM

OH NO! I SEE CROWS OUT MY WINDOW ALL THE TIME!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

are you hiding something from all of us??????

lol
:p

Rosie Gamgee

07-21-2005, 10:03 AM

I hear crows all the time.... And the other night I was trying to sleep and kept hearing cackling chickens in my head. (D'ye think that's a bad sign? :( :) )

Um, obsessed... if you talk in Gollum's voice (or whatever you perceive Gollum's voice to be) while working. I have a friend that does this all the time--he works for a siding company and amuses his co-workers with his uncanny Serkis/Gollum impression.

Tree Dweller

07-21-2005, 10:18 AM

I hearUm, obsessed... if you talk in Gollum's voice (or whatever you perceive Gollum's voice to be) while working. I have a friend that does this all the time--he works for a siding company and amuses his co-workers with his uncanny Serkis/Gollum impression.

My husband does that quite often, and he is not near the fan I am....do you think I'm rubbing off on him?
:o

Rosie Gamgee

07-21-2005, 10:23 AM

Could be... keep it up, keep it up! :D

Tree Dweller

07-21-2005, 10:27 AM

LOL, will do! ;)

Oh, I have another one.... (this is something I say :o )....

When a new movie comes out starring any actor/actress from LOTR you say you have to see it because, "I have to support my people!".

don't laugh at me.... :(

Rosie Gamgee

07-21-2005, 10:29 AM

I'm not laughing. That's the reason I went to see Pirates of the Caribbean the first time. And one of the reasons I saw Hidalgo. And why I checked out The Goonies... LOL. I'm probably weirder than you are. :D

tolkienfan

07-21-2005, 03:46 PM

I do that too. I checked out the three you mentioned. I checked out Huck Finn and Forever Young too. They were all good! :)

trolls' bane

07-21-2005, 04:36 PM

That's why I never looked at The Good Son the same way again. Nurv says that I look like the "good son." Any guess who the "good son" also looks like?

tolkienfan

07-21-2005, 05:06 PM

I've never seen it but isn't the good son Elijah Wood?

trolls' bane

07-21-2005, 05:10 PM

Yep. Elijah Wood when he was like 12.

tolkienfan

07-21-2005, 05:11 PM

Is it good?

trolls' bane

07-21-2005, 05:15 PM

It's a great movie. I haven't seen if from the very beginning (close though).

katya

07-26-2005, 07:06 PM

You're driving in your car listening to Auron's theme from Final Fantasy X. You're totally digging it, and you think to yourself, "I like Aragorn's theme." (You realize what you did and immediately think of this thread.) Later, when you're thinking of Auron, you think to yourself, "Auron is gotta be the coolest member of the fellowship."

Curubethion

09-05-2005, 06:41 PM

Go to the Grand Canyon and begin crawling down the sides Gollum-style.

durinsbane2244

09-05-2005, 08:33 PM

if you go to the redwood forests and sing in the elvin tongue, while attempting to flit from branch to branch nimbly, ending up with a fractured tibia. . .

Lotesse

09-05-2005, 09:15 PM

if you go to the redwood forests and sing in the elvin tongue, while attempting to flit from branch to branch nimbly, ending up with a fractured tibia. . .

Why, did you actually DO that, durinsbane? Hate to sound like a meanie, but... :D :D LOL!! That's funny!

durinsbane2244

09-05-2005, 09:23 PM

nah, i live across the country, but if i went to california. . . er, questionable results may occur, and thats all i'll say

trolls' bane

09-07-2005, 09:40 PM

I'd like to go up to Morro rock and do something like that. Lots of big trees and rocks. (Well, one BIG rock.)

me9996

10-27-2005, 12:32 PM

Here's one I'm guildy of:
You know you're obsessed with LOTR if you constantly swordfight with imagenary orc (This has beens posted before but they said useing a stick, I use an imagenary sword)

I know, I'm crazy.

trolls' bane

10-29-2005, 01:46 AM

I'm worse!
*fights Orcs with lightsaber and should be killed but manages to cheat death*

Earniel

10-29-2005, 03:32 AM

This thread passed the 1000 replies and will be closed. The new thread can be found here (http://entmoot.tolkientrail.com/showthread.php?t=12693) .