Are you a fangirl? Then shout about it here!

[Katt_knome_hobbit]

Who's dissing Legolas? Legolas rocks. It's Orlando Bloom that's the nancing poncy git.

[Elvengirl]

Actually, Ian McKellen would be the nancy poncy git ;) hahaha:D

[Katt_knome_hobbit]

HA!

That was actually a pretty bad joke. But I laughed anyway.

I'll be an Ian fangirl!

[eowyngirl14]

Originally posted by Gwaimir Windgem
Oh really? In the movie I saw, it was Aragorn who couldn't stand Men, and hated being one. :p

That just put an image of Viggo Mortensen in a pink gown in my head...:eek:
well in the movie I saw it was Legolas who was always showing off and always had perfect nails and hair, even though his eyebrows didt match it.
maybe you were in the wrong theater.

[eowyngirl14]

Originally posted by Salquënòrëwen
Do you ever actually see Legolas doing something like brushing his hair, or complaing about being dirty? NO!!!!!:p ;) :D
yes, yes i did. maybe you were in the wrong theater too, wih Gwaimir Windgem

[Anibriwien]

WOW I LOVE ELIJAH WOOD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHO AGREES WITH ME ??? I MEAN HIS EYES ARE AMAZING!!!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!:D ;) :D :D :D

[straight_face]

Like, totally.

[eowyngirl14]

ARAGORN KICKS BUTT!

I woke up this morning a my fan had blown over my cardboard standup of Aragorn, and my cat was sleeping on his face. that was a little disturning.

[Katt_knome_hobbit]

Originally posted by Anibriwien
WOW I LOVE ELIJAH WOOD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHO AGREES WITH ME ??? I MEAN HIS EYES ARE AMAZING!!!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!:D ;) :D :D :D

Anibriwien, you are a psyco. I mean, I thought I was weird. Elija Wood eyes are the implements of evil, and not the fun kind. They are hypnotizing and wrong. Something is not right about his eyes.

[gimli7410]

Originally posted by Anibriwien
WOW I LOVE ELIJAH WOOD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHO AGREES WITH ME ??? I MEAN HIS EYES ARE AMAZING!!!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!:D ;) :D :D :D


DID YOU SEE HIS EYES IN HS YOUNGER PIC!!! those were the most creepy things i have ever seen.

[Lady of Rohan]

Lucky for him, his head grew to fit his eyes! :eek:

So I se Gwai isn't the only male fangirl around here! :D j/k

[Varda Oiolosseo]

DID YOU SEE HIS EYES IN HS YOUNGER PIC!!! those were the most creepy things i have ever seen.

I know what you mean! Scared me loads! lol

But i saw him at the MTV awards and he looked cool so i got over my fear! lol! :p ;)

[eowyngirl14]

Anibriwien, you are a psyco. I mean, I thought I was weird. Elija Wood eyes are the implements of evil, and not the fun kind. They are hypnotizing and wrong. Something is not right about his eyes.

id have to agree with you on that one. elija and orlando, they are up to no good i tell you. NO GOOD! they should be stopped!

[Rosie Gamgee]

All right!! *charges into forum, slamming door* Somebody has to stand up for Elijah, so it might as well be me! :mad:
What do you guys (girls, whatever) mean his eyes are evil?!?! Although I may not be totally crazy about him, I think his eyes are gorgeous. (If you want to call me weird, refer to my sig)

[Salquënòrëwen]

His eyes are pretty............................................ .................................................. .......................................pretty freaky...:p ;) :D

[eowyngirl14]

YOUR WEIRD ROSIE GAMGEE! j/k

but his eyes are really freaky and creepy. they are too blue and too big. its not natural is what it is!

[Katt_knome_hobbit]

But they are quite, hypnotizingggggzzzzzzz...

No! Help! Caught in the Elija Wood death stare! AAAA!

[gimli7410]

Originally posted by Lady of Rohan
Lucky for him, his head grew to fit his eyes! :eek:

So I se Gwai isn't the only male fangirl around here! :D j/k

:eek: :eek: :eek: im not a male fangirl:p

[Aewionen]

Elijah Wood is okay but personally, I think he looked better as Frodo.:D Same w/ Orlando Bloom, he looked better as Legolas.
As for me...GO GIMLI!!!:D :D Pippin rocks 2.

[gimli7410]

Originally posted by Aewionen
As for me...GO GIMLI!!!:D :D




yea another gimli fan!!!:D

[Aewionen]

lol Gimli Rocks! And the Hobbits.

Go short people!!:D :p

[eowyngirl14]

yay for hobbits! especially Merry. the other ones are okay.. byt Merry rocks!:p

[Gerbil]

Originally posted by Aewionen
Go short people!!:D :p You ever tried doing salsa dancing with a short girl? It sucks :(

;)

[Lanelf]

No. How do you salsa?
Lanelf.

[hectorberlioz]

Yes i love elves, but i agree with lanelf, hobbits absolutely 100% rule middle earth ( not literally).
-hectorberlioz:)

[Gerbil]

Originally posted by Lanelf
No. How do you salsa?
Lanelf. Go to lessons - I go twice a week now and it rocks - totally unlike anything english (except possibly ballroom, but only because you dance with a partner - the styles are completely different).

It's extremely tiring, huge amounts of fun, and beats rubbishy old dancing in an english club any day :D

[Cute_Elfik]

:p Hey everybody!:)
First time here........nicy(looking around):D
......ok......have nothing to say.....so beautiful is around!:)

[elf queen]

Orlando Bloom rocks!!!!

Sam rocks too!!!

And Pipin!!

I do like Aragorn!

[Ararax]

whos a fan of girls? meeee girls are awesome (watch my opinion change tomorrow)

[Gerbil]

Not all girls are great, some are horrible.

But I have certainly been lucky to meet some special ones in my time - I'm off to South America to live with the most specialest (sp?) in the whole wide world for 9 months in a few weeks :D

So my girl certainly gets the thumbs up!

Sorry to spam, but it's just great to be 'young' and in love \o/

[Katt_knome_hobbit]

Originally posted by Cute_Elfik
:p Hey everybody!:)
First time here........nicy(looking around):D
......ok......have nothing to say.....so beautiful is around!:)

Welcome then. That pic is VERRY pretty. Ah, Galadriel, that's a face you could fall in love with.

[samwise of the shire]

Alright, time to deal with some Elijah-Orli haters!!!!
Be thankful there are no pictures of Elijah Wood when he was a baby. From what I've heard one's eyes are always the same size. They never grow any larger than they are right now.
Actually the only faults I can find in Elijah Wood is his habit of swearing, and his smoking clove (gag me with a spoon) cigarettes. As for Orlando I think that there can be nothing to hate about him...save for the fact he shows off. I like 'em both alot...and not just because of the eyes. Both are really nice...or so I've heard, both have alot of respect for girls...or women if you will, and both don't give a rip as to what others think about them.
So you Elijah and Orlie haters, give the guys a break...they might be better than you think, and trust me...I have a friend who met Elijah last summer, and her report of him was a really good one,
Cheers,
Sam

[Gwaimir Windgem]

or so I've heard, both have alot of respect for girls

I don't know that that's necc. true of Orlando. I believe I read where he said he'd play in a movie for free, if he got to kiss a lady. Doesn't sound especialy respectful to me.

[samwise of the shire]

Contradictions, CONTRADICTIONS...;)
Anywho I read an interview where he said that women were gifts, and deserved to be cherished. Where did you read your bit Gwaimir? I read my bit of info in a teen people magazine...it was one of those top 10 guys you'd like to meet or something like that.
Cheers,
Sam.

[Gwaimir Windgem]

I don't remember; someone posted it on Entmoot, I 'spect in the fangirl thread.

-realizes he's in the fangirl thread- :eek:

-putters off-

[Gerbil]

Thing is, what you as fans see is most likely NOT how they are like in 'real' life, IE if you were a friend, or their girlfriends / lovers / wives etc.

Virtually every film star puts on a front for the public to a certain degree, it's in their interests, and their publicists undoubtedly have a hand in it.

So what you see is not necessarily what you get - remember they will go out of their way to be popular because it suits their purposes - it's this kind of thinking that means gay actors don't come out, and drug habits / nervous breakdowns etc. are hidden away - it just ain't good for business :)

Anyway, good luck to you all who love 'em to bits - just remember, you won't end up with them as boyfriends, so try not to apply your standards of stars to the boys around you, or there's going to be a lot of unhappy single boys around your areas :p

[Lady of Rohan]

Originally posted by Gwaimir Windgem
I don't know that that's necc. true of Orlando. I believe I read where he said he'd play in a movie for free, if he got to kiss a lady. Doesn't sound especialy respectful to me.

Yah, I read that too. I nead it in the Magazine Not For Adults (but somehow, I doubt that is where you read it). And I also read The bit about "Women deserve to be cheerished' too. Seems he's got a bit of a split mind. ;)

[azalea]

I don't see how wanting to kiss a woman is disrespectful of women.:confused: That seems like political correctness gone overboard (and anyway he was exaggerating). It's normal for men to want to kiss women!:) Disrespectful would be if he didn't like women (IOW, was a misogynist).

[Katt_knome_hobbit]

For all the Orli bashing I've done, I'm looking forward to seeing him in the "Pirates of the Carribian"

[Rosie Gamgee]

Originally posted by Katt_knome_hobbit
For all the Orli bashing I've done, I'm looking forward to seeing him in the "Pirates of the Carribian"

Me too.

[Aewionen]

Me too. But I want to see it more for the plot than just Orlando Bloom. It looks really good.

[Lady of Rohan]

I want to see it as well. It looks interesting........

[Salquënòrëwen]

Me too :D

[Katt_knome_hobbit]

Been there, saw it, whatever.

I'm a Sideshow Bob fangirl. Ah! The evil villian to die for! *sighs*

[TinuvielChild]

Just a side note about "Pirates"...Men look surprisingly good in eyeliner. Especially Johnny Depp...:D :D :D

[Varda Oiolosseo]

nice!

I havn't seen it yet! :eek: It's not out!
I've got tickets for first day! yay!

[Elf Girl]

I'm sticking to my Orli-bashing principles and not going to see Pirates.

[Varda Oiolosseo]

noooooooooooooo! You have to see it! It looks brilliant!

[Lalaith]

I am going to see it .... some time.
Recently discovered a nice little Orlando Fan Forum :D

[Varda Oiolosseo]

ooooooooooooooh! Where?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?! :D

[Rosie Gamgee]

I saw Pirates!! It was great! I loved it! And . . . *hushes down to a whisper so that everybody who knows her as somewhat anti-Orli will not hear* . . . I, em, kinda fell for Orlando Bloom. I'll admit it now: HE'S CUTE.

[Elvengirl]

It's all right Rosie. It happens to the best of us *whispers* though many won't admit it. :D Just don't go way Obsessed on us now. ;)

[Varda Oiolosseo]

. . . I, em, kinda fell for Orlando Bloom. I'll admit it now: HE'S CUTE.

yay!!! Well Done!
I'm proud of you!!! lol! :p

[Rosie Gamgee]

Ha ha, lol. Thanks people. Don't worry, I won't get obsessed. ;)

[kiwi52291]

I know almost EVERBODY likes Legolas so I like Gimli better!:D ;)

[Katt_knome_hobbit]

Originally posted by kiwi52291
I know almost EVERBODY likes Legolas so I like Gimli better!:D ;)

Good for you! Way to be different.

I always thought dwarves had something special... *evil smilie*

Hey yall, s'ok to think Orli is cute. I respect your opinions.

thankyoufornotgoingallORLIobsessedonus!

I really hate that.

[TinuvielChild]

Ahhhh, I didn't used to be obsessed with Orli - okay, I was at first. Then I wasn't anymore. Then I saw Pirates of the Caribbean. *drools* Sexy men - Orli and Johnny Depp. Doesn't get much better than that...:D

[Katt_knome_hobbit]

Sigh, I know. Sexy DRUNK men in eyeliner!

[Lanelf]

Not fair! We hates all you people who've seen Pirates of the Carribbean already! It's not even out down here in Australia. :'''(
Lanelf.

[Sheeana]

It's not coming out for ages in NZ as well. AND we're still waiting for Finding Nemo! :mad:

[Katt_knome_hobbit]

Your STILL waiting for Finding Nemo? Holy crap!

[durin's bane]

Whoa...Finding Nemo?
Well, Australia gets Ned Kelly first, so there's something good, not sure about New Zealand.
Anyway, since I'm posting here, I might as well state that I like Orlando and Elijah.

[PippinTook]

i love orlando blooom and all, and legolas was one of the best charactars in the book, but sam and pippin and merry need more attention! *kisses pippin on forehead* gotta love em! i love the poem on my sig, don't you? yes i bet you do, written by bilbo you know. I love hobbits, wait, I AM A HOBBIT!!!!!!

[Sheeana]

Originally posted by Katt_knome_hobbit
Your STILL waiting for Finding Nemo? Holy crap!

I believe the release date is September the 8th or something like that.:mad: Does anyone still want to move to NZ? :rolleyes: *meep*

Edit: The reason they're holding off is because they want the movies to coincide with the school holidays. *sigh*

[Katt_knome_hobbit]

School Holidays? My school starts on the third of September.

[Sheeana]

Well, one of the effects from living upside down on the other side of the world is that the blood runs to our heads and we do silly things like taking our holidays at odd times of the year.

Anyway, in keeping with the topic, how HOT is Johnny Depp? *melts into a puddle of drool* ;)

[Katt_knome_hobbit]

I think odd timing holidays are a good idea. We people on the top of the world (by that I mean north) think we are so perfect.

EVERYONE I KNOW want's to run away with Jonny Depp. AAAAAAAAA! HE IS SO HOT!!!!!!

*breathes*

I've got to calm down and get on with being in love with psyco villians. WAIT! He IS a psyco villian in PotC!

AAAAAAAAAA!

*forgets to breath and passes out*

Though that Geoffrey Rush is a beauty ain't he?

Who's a Geoffrey Rush fan girl? ME!

[Sheeana]

*Dubious look* Well, I like his acting. I don't think I've recovered from his naked bouncing trampoline stunt in Shine. :eek: *covers eyes*

[Katt_knome_hobbit]

WHAT? What is dis naked bouncing trampoleen thing?

What is Shine?

Who are we talking about?

[Sheeana]

All your answers are here. (http://us.imdb.com/Title?0117631)

[Katt_knome_hobbit]

Yay! I'm third for the most post's in this thread!

As my 60th post in this thread I would like to list the people I am a fangirl of.

Geoffrey Rush
Brad Dourif
Jeffery Combs
Mark Alaimo
Andrew Robinson

There. That's not so long is it?

[Rosie Gamgee]

Oh, gee, I really don't have a list of people. I kinda go for one guy at a time. Right now its . . . probably Orlando Bloom. But, tomorrow it might be Billy Boyd, or . . . oh, that's funny. I know I like a lot of actors, but I can't think of any right now. Hm. I know, I'm wacky!

[Varda Oiolosseo]

oooooh we are making lists! lol !!

Actually i used to like quite a few actors but now there are only 2.

Orlando BLoom is the ultimate number 1 !!!!! ( I think thats obvious though)

And i also like Ashton Kutcher
but i am starting to like Johnny Depp

BUT I AM A 100% ORLANDO FAN!!!!!!!!!! :D :D

[durin's bane]

I don't really like Ashton Kutcher. He's not really that good-looking to me. Johnny Depp is good-looking, though.

Playing the LotR videogame made me like Aragorn...and now I think Viggo is HOT. So that's three guys...Orlando, Elijah, Viggo...

http://www.viggophile.com/images/a/a97.jpg
*____*
Pervy hero fancier. :p

[Lanelf]

*is still alive*
We still haven't got Finding Nemo either - or was that last week, I don't know, I've been away camping.
Geoffrey Rush fangirl??? What the...?
Four weeks to POTC!!!
Lanelf.

[Katt_knome_hobbit]

YES! I'm a Geoffery Rush Fangirl!

I just saw him in Quills. OH WOW! (Don't see it kids, it's disturbing)

Shall we start a POTC countdown for you?

Aye, me maties! Arg!

[Lanelf]

Originally posted by Katt_knome_hobbit
Shall we start a POTC countdown for you? One step ahead of ya, Katt. Twenty-nine days to go...
*tick...tick...tick...*
Lanelf.

[Rosie Gamgee]

. . . 28 . . . tick . . . tock . . .tick :D

Ooo, I know you're gonna like it. Turned me into a Bloom-fan.

[durin's bane]

I found this hot pic of Orlando in this thread on a site. Here's a link:
http://groups.msn.com/AllThingsLordoftheRings/general.msnw?action=get_message&mview=0&ID_Message=35974&LastModified=4675436019035153917

[Varda Oiolosseo]

Wow!!!! :eek:

He looks totally gorgeous and at the same time kinda wierd i think he should have had a hair cut before that photo lol.

Awwwww Orli really is soooooooooooooooo gorgeous!!!!

[Lanelf]

Originally posted by durin's bane
I found this hot pic of Orlando in this thread on a site. Here's a link:
http://groups.msn.com/AllThingsLordoftheRings/general.msnw?action=get_message&mview=0&ID_Message=35974&LastModified=4675436019035153917 *drool* *drool* *drool*
O my Precious! POTC release date changed - now it's September 11 instead of 18! :D Happy happy joy joy! *dances around* 15 days!!!
*tick...tick...tick...*
Lanelf.

[Varda Oiolosseo]

:rolleyes: *deep in thought*

This is starting to annoy me know! :rolleyes:
How much people hassle fangirls and say they don't like them! :rolleyes:

We are no different! Let us be!! :)

:p

[Katt_knome_hobbit]

Ok, Varda, first: too many smilies. Second: Fangirls NEED to be hassled. It gives them something to stick for. I mean if everyone went around saying "Yeah, you're right, he is hot" then it wouldn't be cool anymore and people would stop liking them.

Plus, I get hassled for my fangirlness cuz I pick odd people to like, so I think I should get some hassle rights for all you damn Orli fans. And Viggo fans too. GAW!!! Can't stand um meself.

[Ruinel]

Ummm... sorry to break it to you fangirls, but... Orlando Bloom is a homosexual. :p Didn't you know? :o

[durin's bane]

Then howcome he has a girlfriend? :rolleyes:

[Katt_knome_hobbit]

Orlando Bloom is gay?

Wah ha ha!

[Varda Oiolosseo]

:eek: He's not! I'm shocked at you! :p

I will stand and fight! :P

[Legolas_Frodo_Aragorn]

Originally posted by durin's bane
I found this hot pic of Orlando in this thread on a site. Here's a link:
http://groups.msn.com/AllThingsLordoftheRings/general.msnw?action=get_message&mview=0&ID_Message=35974&LastModified=4675436019035153917

uhh/....i think hes hot...but that pic just makes him seem like a scrawny wanna be guy...........

[Bridgette]

Originally posted by durin's bane
I found this hot pic of Orlando in this thread on a site. Here's a link:
http://groups.msn.com/AllThingsLordoftheRings/general.msnw?action=get_message&mview=0&ID_Message=35974&LastModified=4675436019035153917

ACK! What did he do to himself?:eek: :p

[Rosie Gamgee]

It's an ugly pic.

[durin's bane]

Well, I like it.

[Rosie Gamgee]

It would look better if he had a shirt on.

[Elf Girl]

I never thought I would hear a fangirl say that.... :eek:

[Rosie Gamgee]

This fangirl thinks that Orlando looks better with his shirt on, thank you very much, as do most guys. :)

[Varda Oiolosseo]

on second thoughts it is a bit wierd.
:confused: :p

[Evenstar1400]

"This fangirl thinks that Orlando looks better with his shirt on, thank you very much, as do most guys. "

thats abnormal.

heres the fangirl formula: orlando w/shirt=hot
orlando w/shirt off=SMOKIN!!! HOTTER THAN HOT!!! BURNIN UP!!!

[Evenstar1400]

except in that pic. get rid of the blond hair and id be happier than you could imagine.

[Eärloth]

I love Merry and Pippin - Legolas I liked because of a life-long obsession with archery, but many fangirls screaming 'OMG HE'S SOOOOO HOOOOOOT' is most off-putting. Must destroy them. Then can like Legolas again! Yay!

[eowyngirl14]

I still love Aragorn! He is sooo hot! Merry is cool too...:)

[Evenstar1400]

*COUGHARAGORNISNOTHOTCOUGH*

legolas still the prettiest....

[Evenstar1400]

ahem, any legolas fans may want to check out "more rotk rumors"

[Rosie Gamgee]

Originally posted by Evenstar1400
"This fangirl thinks that Orlando looks better with his shirt on, thank you very much, as do most guys. "

thats abnormal.

heres the fangirl formula: orlando w/shirt=hot
orlando w/shirt off=SMOKIN!!! HOTTER THAN HOT!!! BURNIN UP!!!

When guys take off their shirts, you either see one of two things. One: A chubby belly hanging over their jeans, which is disgusting. Two: A terribly scrawny, malnutritioned-looking skin-covered rib cage. Orlando Bloom, in that pic, with his shirt off, gets Two.

[eowyngirl14]

when dominic mohagen takes off his shirt, you see neither. you see a nice toned tummy, thats not anerexic and not fat either....

i still liek Viggo, but i like Dom better now!:D :D

[Katt_knome_hobbit]

I have just decided that fangirls have major problems and need to be locked up.

I am proud to count myself as a fangirl.

I offer my most humble apologies to any fangirl I might have offended in the past.

How are you today?

[Elf Girl]

Out of morbid curiousity, who are you a fangirl of?

[eowyngirl14]

Originally posted by Katt_knome_hobbit
I have just decided that fangirls have major problems and need to be locked up.

I am proud to count myself as a fangirl.

I offer my most humble apologies to any fangirl I might have offended in the past.

How are you today?

actually today knda sucks for me... but how are you today?

[Katt_knome_hobbit]

I have problems.

I have been psycologically torturing this girl that already is going to kill me tomorrow, and actually has the ability to kill me.

But it's sooooo fun!

We fangirls can make up the worst stuff!

[eowyngirl14]

Originally posted by Katt_knome_hobbit
I have problems.

I have been psycologically torturing this girl that already is going to kill me tomorrow, and actually has the ability to kill me.

But it's sooooo fun!

We fangirls can make up the worst stuff!

oh well... if you mean your starting rumors about someone... isnt that kinda mean? and i dont know about you, but i wouldnt want to anger someone with the ability to kill me...
oh well.:D atleast your day seems like it was better than mine!;)

[Katt_knome_hobbit]

Rumors? Whatever are you talking about?

I'm just writing a few "stories". It's not my fault if my young impressionable, corrruptable friends decide to read them.

I'm happy.

[eowyngirl14]

Originally posted by Katt_knome_hobbit


We fangirls can make up the worst stuff!

i just took 'worst stuff' to mean rumors or someting. i didnt mean to judge you. :D

[Katt_knome_hobbit]

I don't do rumors. I do trauma enducing graphic images using words.

If you're not too squeemish and innocent, check out The Elf and the Telepath (http://entmoot.tolkientrail.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=9240).

I like that story! It makes me happy!

[eowyngirl14]

sure ill check it out. :D idont like trauma though...;)

[eowyngirl14]

hee hee hee, i justread it Kat. Its quite amusing. as for schock, well umm... lets just say iv seen worse, as in uncensored in my very good friends journal, about Legolas the elf and a beach in the bahamas..., which i prolly should have had more sense than to read... but ya. ill stop talking now. very nicely done!

now back ontopic:
Merry is really reall cute. Legolas is not. :D

[Earniel]

Originally posted by Katt_knome_hobbit
I have problems.

That is somewhat of an understatement. :p

[Tinuviel Envinyatar]

Waaaatttt??pretty much no one mentions HIM...Dominic Mohagan!!! he is sooooooo hot n sexy!!! best looking out of all the hobbits !! i love him sooooooo much!! ;) :p :o

[Tinuviel Envinyatar]

Waaaatttt??pretty much no one mentions HIM...Dominic Mohagan!!! he is sooooooo hot n sexy!!! best looking out of all the hobbits !! i love him sooooooo much!! ;) :p :o
xX ♥♥♥♥♥Dominic Mohagan♥♥♥♥♥ Xx

[Tinuviel Envinyatar]

xX ♥♥♥♥♥Dominic Mohagan♥♥♥♥♥ Xx

[Gwaimir Windgem]

*positions himself on a rooftop neighbouring this thread, with a package of suspicious dimensions*

[BeardofPants]

A giant salami?

[hectorberlioz]

A rotten Salami, in all probability ;)

[Gwaimir Windgem]

A giant salami?

Yes. You guessed it, BoP. I have a giant salami. :p

Do you want to see it? ;)

Mmmm...Salami... (http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/systems/ground/images/m107-pic2.jpg)

[BeardofPants]

Well geez, call me crazy, but the notion of blitzing fangirls with a nice solid bit 'o salami seems much more appealing than blazin' 'em down in a hail of gunfire... wait.... no, you're right, giant penis-shaped guns are better.

[Gwaimir Windgem]

Naturally. ;)

[The Gaffer]

Yes. You guessed it, BoP. I have a giant salami. :p

Do you want to see it? ;)

Mmmm...Salami... (http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/systems/ground/images/m107-pic2.jpg)
LOL!

Spicey...

[hectorberlioz]

Child's play ;) ....everyone knows that Pepperoni is much tastier...

Pepperoni (http://www.militaryfactory.com/smallarms/imgs/bazooka.jpg)

[Gwaimir Windgem]

That whole exchange went right over your head, didn't it? :p

[hectorberlioz]

That whole exchange went right over your head, didn't it? :p

Very probable that it did...nevertheless... :p

[Rána Eressëa]

Well geez, call me crazy, but the notion of blitzing fangirls with a nice solid bit 'o salami seems much more appealing than blazin' 'em down in a hail of gunfire... wait.... no, you're right, giant penis-shaped guns are better.

I'll have you know I was once a fangirl on this messageboard, BeardofPants. OR HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN?

You liked me, too, from what I remember. O, THE PAIN! IT WAS LIES! ALL LIES!

[BeardofPants]

ROGUE!!!

*waves frantically*

How YOU doin'?

and intelligent fangirls are exempt from getting shot down in a hail of salami bullets... didn't you hear the bulletin?

[Rána Eressëa]

ROGUE!!!

*waves frantically*

How YOU doin'?

and intelligent fangirls are exempt from getting shot down in a hail of salami bullets... didn't you hear the bulletin?

I'M DOIN' SPIFFY, BoP, OMG.

*sweeps you in a big squishy hug*

I missed the bulletin. I just came back last night after years of absence. I didn't have time to search for bulletins! *flails arms*

[Belwen_of_nargothrond]

Orlando Bloom is cute, but I suppose I go for the least popular. I don't fall for looks, I like strength. I liked seeing Mark Ferguson as Gil-Galad and I would have liked to have seen more of him. My favorite from the movies would have to be Craig Parker as Haldir. LOVE THOSE ELVES!!