When I take over the world......

[WiseWizard]

I don't know if this already exists or not, but even if it does, there should be two of them. This is a thread for all of us who say we're going to take over the world someday. Feel free to discuss plans, divide up the world amongst yourselves, so on and so forth.
And please, be as outrageous as you want to be!
Just remember that in the end, I'll be the only one left standing.

[Rûdhaglarien]

I seriously doubt it... my gold, silver, bright pink, and electric blue *look at me, look at me* robots made of aluminum foil and R/C cars shall topple all who stand in MY way... even you shall fall....
MUAHAHAHA!!
*looks around nervously, afraid that I laughed a bit too loudly, then turns back to complex blueprints and little R/C racecar remotes...*

[WiseWizard]

Well thanks fo telling me your plan! You might want to look into a mirror now......see all those funny little red light on your forehead?:D
Robots with vanity? I prefer cyborgs myself, however, we do all know what happened to the Borg. :rolleyes:

[Rûdhaglarien]

Of course robots with vanity!! Everyone around me is vain... why shouldn't my robots be?!?! Not cyborgs!! BAH!! Homemade robots are so much better, don't you know??*Breathes deeply to calm nerves* Oh and btw... I'm nowhere near a mirror right now... I don't like them much... especially if they reflect 'funny little red light[s]' on mee forehead... not fun, not fun at all.
*lays flat on floor, hands over head*
I'll destroy you yet!!
*pulls plans down to floor*








EUREKA!! I'm not telling you a thing... you'll just have to wait and see what I have planned for this miserable earth... my plan would put Sauron to shame... a Ring... Pffft!!(:D)

*stomps off, nose in air, looking wildly about and clutching 'MASTER PLAN' tightly to chest*

[WiseWizard]

(small hole in glass appears as Rûdhaglarien dives down) Damn it, I missed!....I mean, I meant to do that....yeah, I'm just playing with you!
Robots are okay, but weak. Sure they can get rid of humans real quick, but psychic evil gods are not so easy to get rid of. That's right, I'm a psychic evil god, proven by the Magic 8 ball 50 times! (It said yes 50 times in a row with several "ask again later"s in between when I asked it if I was a psychic evil god) So there! :p
There are actually two proven psychic evil gods in existance, so you can run, but you can't hide. And by the way, I already know your 'master plan' simply because I know everything. I also know that your master plan contains one very large, almost invisible flaw.....but I think I'll withhold that information and use it as blackmail. *sinister grin*
HA! It's easy to outdo Sauron! Sauron was a weakling with no imagination. I mean, come on, you're going to put all of your evil powers into a piece of jewelery? You're just asking for it to get stolen! :rolleyes:

[Laurelyn]

Do not dis Sauron's skill as a jeweller, if you wish to remain that last person standing. Unfortunately for little old me, I can't even forge a damn ring . . . waah! Don't rub it in!

[ArwenEvenstar]

i dont want to talk over the world because id get lonely if i was the only person, robots/cyborgs or boring conversationalists(SP??)

[gdl96]

If you take over the world, it's your decision whether or not you want to kill everybody and be the only person left.

This thread reminds me of the days in the War Room at strangelove *sigh*

[Rûdhaglarien]

Originally posted by WiseWizard
(small hole in glass appears as Rûdhaglarien dives down) Damn it, I missed!....I mean, I meant to do that....yeah, I'm just playing with you!

HAH!! You jest. You know that I am simply far to quick for you, even if you are a psychic evil god proved by the Magic 8 Ball 50 times... AND ROBOTS ROCK MY FREAKING TOE SOCKS!!... and so on and so forth. And they should rock yours as well... that is, if you wear toe socks... or maybe just rock your normal socks... oh, dern, I lost it....

[ArwenEvenstar]

i wear toe sox

[Rûdhaglarien]

Toe socks (or any other weird/funky socks) rock. Thank you.

[gdl96]

Gentlemen, you cannot fight in here, this is the War Room!! (http://pub34.ezboard.com/fconspiraciesandtheoriesfrm9)

Continue your discussion there. Please don't mind the popups.

[Andúril]

It isn't even amusing anymore. I may as well satisfy this arbitrary whim...they wouldn't believe me anyway. It's so ironic.

When I took over all existence 1342 billion years ago, I created a new existential realm for myself, and obliterated everything else. I then created an illusory reality in my "mind", in which artificial intelligence agents (guess who?) play out their temporal existence.

You are all conceptual robots, with no free will, no link to reality apart from the constructions of my own imagination.

You all think you are "real, yet you are no more real than you are in control of your own destinies.

[Sween]

ur all in a lot of trouble :D

[BeardofPants]

Anduril, you had better be programming them all to be my sex slaves.

[Andúril]

One sex slave has been pre-ordained, before the creation of time itself, for the pleasure of you.

The slave inhabits the southern tip of the dark continent.

[Rána Eressëa]

My secret plans must not be divulged here. :D

[Tanoliel]

Anduril, that plan sounds suspiciously like The Matrix. But don't mind me...I'm a quiet background worker...no one knows what my plans are, because they don't notice me if I don't wish to be noticed...heh. And I keep all my plans up here (*taps head*) so none can steal them!
And my ventilation ducts are too small to crawl through.
And my computer operating system is completely incompatible with all standard Mac and PC workings, except for one which translates everything. I hold the password and you CANNOT PASS! *cough*
Right. Why don't you all just read the evil overlord handbook and learn from a true master, like the good little wannabes you are...*grin*
Go here: www.eviloverlord.com
-tano

[Elfmaster XK]

^ see above. But if you want to be in on the plan...well, we'll have to see what can be done. :D

[Andúril]

Tanoliel:
Anduril, The Matrix sounds suspicously like that plan.Yet there is only One that possesses the power to carry out such a plan.

I am amused by your self-deception.

[WiseWizard]

Anduril....only 1342 billion? HA! I pity your blissful ignorance. I came into existance far before that! In my eyes you're like a little two year old....no, a one year old....no, you're still in the process of being created! Poor Anduril, how have I baffled thee.
Oh, and Tano, your plans are no secret to me. Remember, I am a psychic evil god. Not to mention the fact that you talk in your sleep. ;)
If only you people knew what was in store for you.....if only you knew. Well, even if you did know, you couldn't do anything about it. I have a particularily evil plan which has been growing by leaps and bounds ever since I came into existence, and it's nearly come to fruition. You'll never see what hit you!
*breaks out into maniacal laughter*

[Andúril]

WiseWizard, your concept of time is subject to the tools of perception that I have imbued in you, together with the artificial "reality" that I have created to interact with your senses.

You are a mere sixteen year old kid who has an overactive imagination.

[WiseWizard]

That's just what i want you to believe so that you become overly arrogant and eveentually make the fatal flaw of becoming careless and overconfident, which it looks like you are already.

[Andúril]

Does WiseWizard honestly believe that I did not know he would utter such insolence?

His time is running out.

[Willow Oran]

Why take over this world when I can create my own brand new world? As long as I carry a pen and a notebook I am more powerful than anyone in exsistence, For none shall fear me but all shall love me, and the world that I create shall be a realm of peace and stability and shall not fall to evil no matter what happens. I care not for power over this world for it is old and polluted and it's people are often consumed by darkness and a desire for domination over things that they have no or little understanding of.

[Andúril]

Your time is also running out.

[Sween]

Originally posted by Willow Oran
Why take over this world when I can create my own brand new world? As long as I carry a pen and a notebook I am more powerful than anyone in exsistence, For none shall fear me but all shall love me, and the world that I create shall be a realm of peace and stability and shall not fall to evil no matter what happens. I care not for power over this world for it is old and polluted and it's people are often consumed by darkness and a desire for domination over things that they have no or little understanding of.

Wuss

[Willow Oran]

Your time is also running out.

Why? I'm not concerned with the world you're trying to take over.

Wuss

No, I simply have a different personality than you and different ambitions. Your chances of succeding in taking over the world would improve greatly if you understood that everyone thinks differently for then you could use that to your advantage. Obviously you don't.

[Andúril]

Willow Oran:
I'm not concerned with the world you're trying to take over.Trying? To take over?

Young one, I try nothing, and only fulfill my desires with perfect consistency.

Additionally, I need not take over a "world" that I have created.

Run along, little one. Your pen and notebook and make-believe fantastical world cannot help you now...

[Sween]

Originally posted by Willow Oran

No, I simply have a different personality than you and different ambitions. Your chances of succeding in taking over the world would improve greatly if you understood that everyone thinks differently for then you could use that to your advantage. Obviously you don't.

people will think what i tell them to think mawwwwwwwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahah :D

[Tanoliel]

Hmm. Seems like some people have some competition here.
Well....Give me Hawaii and I'll leave you all alone, okay? :)
I just want a nice little island to live on with my feline religious leaders, and I'm going to hold auditions for people to rule my island for me, so I can be the crazy younger princess and run about creating havoc, while holding none of the responsiblity. I'm not sure I see what you all see in ruling the world. I mean, you've got a hell of a lot of problems to deal with.
Anduril, if you're already ruling the world (which I doubt...I will reason further along), then why are so many things going wrong? Do you delight in pestilence and messiness, or are you just lazy? It seems like the latter to me.
Sween, I'd like to hear what you want me to think. If I am, at the moment, thinking what you'd like me to, I'm slightly suprised that you'd want me to think that you're desprately behind in this business and that you haven't got a plan at all. You're riding the wave of other's ambitions, and while that will get you somewhere, it won't get you near as far as you need to be.
So there. :p
Wisewizard, I've told you before that I want the San Juans. :) Do I really talk in my sleep? And even if I did, I couldn't say my plans...because I haven't got any that would interest you! Heh.

Willow...do you think perhaps this yearning for power is a male thing? :D
-tano

[Sween]

of course ive got a plan. theres allways a plan. i will not divulge the secreats at this point but i can say it does involve the use of 4 eggs a mongouse a nuclear fisson reactor and 2 of the pointer sisters.

[Andúril]

Tanoliel:
Anduril, if you're already ruling the world (which I doubt...I will reason further along), then why are so many things going wrong? Do you delight in pestilence and messiness, or are you just lazy? It seems like the latter to me.You wish to "reason" with your creator?

What do you mean by wrong? Why have you presupposed that anything that may have happened, may be happening, or may happen in your future, is "wrong"?

Do you even know what "wrong" is? It is inconsistent with my will. And since my will and desires are fulfilled with perfect consistency, nothing that happens in my creation can be "wrong".

Someone might say that you are wrong, but they know not that your lack of insight and enlightenment has been predesitined by myself.

And you thought you could reason with me?

I am.

[Rûdhaglarien]

Tanoliel:
*shakes head* I wouldn't have any problems if I ruled the world. Why, you may ask? Because I will order everyone to be perfect and my fancy schmanzy TOP SECRET plan that I won't tell anyone because, the last time I told my plan, I realized that people could then take steps to counter it... oh wait... yeah... IS perfect, so... my world will be perfect if I want it to be!

Oh, by the way... when I take over the world... you can have Hawaii (so long as I get Martinique, I'll be happy) and I'll even appoint someone to rule it for you... so long as the both of you answer to ME! :D


MUAHAHAHA! must have evil laugh, or it wouldn't take effect.

[BeardofPants]

Oh for the love of Herakles. :rolleyes: You're all sheep! None of you has the ability to be original; you're all spouting stuff that I've heard a million times before. Attention seeking wannabes. Well. There's a small problem with being sheep. I happen to be the one sheep to rule them all. :rolleyes: I suggest you start being original if you want to be dastardly and rule the world. Me? I'm not gonna settle for the earth. I'll leave it all for you sheep.

[Andúril]

Your humble sex slave awaits.

[Sween]

Originally posted by Anduril
Your humble sex slave awaits.

i once saw 2 sheep having sex in a feild. It put me right off my walk and i stepped in some ****.

if i wasnt so under the thumb i would also offer myself as a sex slave for BoP.

[Erawyn]

silly fools, while you bicker incessantly among yourselves (doing the dividing and conquering for me...) I will carry out my master plan unnoticed, and then when my evil cat army of the night is upon you, gah never mind keep ignoring me...

[Willow Oran]

Yes Tano I think it is a male thing. I happen to like creating. It's far more challenging to create something original that works than it is to take over something old that occasionally malfunctions and it's also far more rewarding.

[Masderano]

I'll turn the population of the world into two armies then make them fight in a giant arena then when the fight is over i'll blow up the arena all of it!:D :D :D :D :D

[Duddun]

I woold go into nuclear bases and launch the nukes all around the world and get on a space ship to mars.

[WiseWizard]

Poor innocent little newbies......how little you understand. Why destroy the human race when there's plenty of servants to be had from it? Sure you should wipe out all competition, but the base mind set of humans can quite easily be manipulated, and should therefore be taken advantage of.
And nukes? Come on. The earth is practically worthless already, so why destroy it even further with nukes. Besides, I like my vacation home on San Juan. :)
Which reminds me, Tano, you're welcome over there anytime. ;) And I'll give you Hawaii, as long as I get to create havoc with you. :D And after hearing what you were saying in your sleep, I can tell you that you certainly have some plans that interest me. Though, they mostly didn't pertain to taking over the world.... :)
Indeed, I like create my own worlds to rule, but all these pesky competitors for earth keep pestering me like annoying little bugs. Maybe I should go on vacation...yes, a nice, long vacation. One from which I may never return. In fact, I don't intend to come back! I just want someplace quiet where I can rest, relax, and finish my books.
But this doesn't mean I'm not still in control. :p

[Laurelyn]

Originally posted by Willow Oran
Why take over this world when I can create my own brand new world? As long as I carry a pen and a notebook I am more powerful than anyone in exsistence, For none shall fear me but all shall love me, and the world that I create shall be a realm of peace and stability and shall not fall to evil no matter what happens.

What she said. :) Well spoke, well spoke!

World domination doesn't trouble me. Kill me if you really want and stamp on my grave. Big deal. Y'think I care?
Make me bow down before you.
Oh, dear. I believe those floors are too dirty for Anduril's Majesty to walk upon. I must get them clean! *scurries around scrubbing*
Perhaps . . . .
Hhhmmm.
Perhaps I am merely an annoying rat underfoot. If Anduril thinks this is a good thing, well, then, he's got a sick mind.

*happily takes knife and slits throat*

*Maniac laughter is heard.*

[Treebeard's apprentice]

I'm not that ambitious to take over the world. Of course, if someone would let me tag along I would galdly accept the position of Vice World Dominator or whatever you call it. I wouldn't try to overthrow you or anything, I would just get your coffee and open the doors to bring in the next set of sex slaves. Besides, you need someone to take control if you die or pass out or something.
All I ask is that I get to choose my own sex slaves and also that I get to ride shotgun in the hovercraft.

[Tanoliel]

Sex slaves, hovercrafts, nuclear weapons? Oh. How terrifyingly original you all are. :rolleyes:
Thank you, Hawaii and the San Juans will keep me happy. And yes, Willow, I agree about creating things, which is why I'm going to be busy kicking most people OFF Hawaii and the San Juans and creating my own little world in it. Magic will be legal, and toasters will have a place of honor in my court. :)
-tano
p.s. I DON'T talk in my sleep. :)

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Tano, can I rule Hawaii? Please? You can run about and wreak havoc, I just have this odd desire to control things...:D Speaking of Hawaii, there's a lot of people from there at LC. Two of them just on our side of the hall. Maybe more; I haven't really met all the upperclassmen yet. :D

Actually, I have no plans to take over the world. I'm perfectly happy to have no power, and let the world be. Don't mind me, I'm just mostly harmless. :)

P.S. Tano's right she doesn't talk in her sleep

[Mirahzi]

Originally posted by Eruviel Greenleaf
Actually, I have no plans to take over the world. I'm perfectly happy to have no power, and let the world be. Don't mind me, I'm just mostly harmless. :)
That's not the impression I got. :rolleyes: ;)

[webwizard333]

You people who want Hawaii are all pretty sneaky. Those volcanoes will cause them to constantly grow and those little islands will one day be a few inches bigger. ;)

The site http://www.mutedfaith.com has a villain test in its Humor section. I took it and found it surprisingly accurate; I got Evil Genius. As for ruling the world, however, I'd rather not. I'd just prefer a small country because it would be easier to manage and keep control of.

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Originally posted by Mirahzi

That's not the impression I got. :rolleyes: ;)

shh! they're not supposed to know!

[Mirahzi]

Sorry, I thought they already knew of your evil plans to dominate the world and torture certain individuals ceaselessly. Oops.

Personally, I think you and Tano should fight each other for the Hawaiian islands. I would suggest mud wrestling, but I don't think you'd go for that. ;)

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

I dunno, I think Tano and I can share the islands. We're friends, after all! :D

Okay, okay, I do have my own plans. But I do not speak of them, for none may know what I plan to do.

And I will be the Dark Lord.

[Mirahzi]

Damnit, so no mud wrestling? :( :D

'Dark Lord' seems to be quite an overused phrase. Why not think of something more original? In fact, I challenge you to do so. :)

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Originally posted by Mirahzi
Damnit, so no mud wrestling? :( :D

'Dark Lord' seems to be quite an overused phrase. Why not think of something more original? In fact, I challenge you to do so. :)

Maybe Tano and I will have a mud-wrestling match just for fun :D

Dark Lord, or Evil Overlord is a fitting description of the job. But I'll try to think of something else. :)

[Tanoliel]

Heheh...I am an Evil Genius, according to that quiz. How special. :D
I guess you can rule Hawaii for me, EG. And I'll run round and create havoc, and the other half of them time I'll go and see how my businesses on the San Juans are doing. How do I get there, you ask?
Teleportation.
Us. Evil Geniuses are just that special. :)

-tano
p.s. I KNEW I was right. I do not either talk in my sleep. So there. :p

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

I'm an evil genius too...scary, so many evil geniuses wandering around the moot...:eek: :D

Thanks, Tano...:)
So how about that mud-wrestling match?

[Tanoliel]

What will you give me if I agree to it? :D
(A facet of my villainy is that I never do anything that I can't get something out of.)
Hey. I took the role-play sterotype quiz and I was the Mischeivious Child. I wonder how I can work that into my plans...:)

-tano

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Um...if you win, I'll let you keep my decorational sword while I'm at LC :D Actually, you'd better ask Mirahzi, he was the one who wanted to see this...

[Mirahzi]

Gah.. do my eyes decieve me? :eek: Are you actually considering this? Thank you, Lord..

[Tanoliel]

My mind will consider the possibility of maybe thinking about considering it later....IF you offer me something that's tempting enough. Place your offers, Tidbits. It'll be interesting to see what you can come up with. :D
-tano

[Mirahzi]

Chocolate! Mountains and mountains of Swiss dark chocolate. And I'll.. er.. damnit. I'll do anything else you want, so long as it doesn't involve physical harm to myself. :D

[Tanoliel]

Anything else I want? O ho, sits the wind that quarter? Why then, suggestions open to all, my dear lords and ladies...what should we make him do? :D
-tano

[Mirahzi]

Oh dear. This could get interesting.. please be gentle. :( :D

I guess it's all for the cause.

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

I might manage to come up with a list by morning...:)

[Andúril]

Eruviel Greenleaf:
Maybe Tano and I will have a fully naked mud-wrestling match just for fun:D Amen (So be it).

[Andúril]

ALLLL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!As will you.

[WiseWizard]

Yeah, whatever, I've heard it all before. The screaming, unintelligent, quite insane evil overlords are like....so 90s. In the technilogical era of today, you have to be at least a wee bit thoughtful in your plans. Now go back to your cage, Llark.:D
I'm an evil genius as well....is there any other one except 'evil genius'?
A fully naked mud wrestling match? *angelic voices heard from the heavens...only to be muffled out by demons chanting from hell* 'So be it' indeed!
Though, everyone will have to pay an especial price if my lovely queen is going to take part. Right now my mind is a blank, so I'll leave it to the hoards of drooling fans.
And Tano, you may not actually speak in your sleep, but your thoughts say more than a thousand words. ;)

[Andúril]

...your thoughts say more than a thousand wordsUnfortunately, the same cannot be said of yours.

[WiseWizard]

Indeed, for no one can read my thoughts. I am a psychic evil god and therefore block my mind from anyone trying to infiltrate it. :p

[Mirahzi]

I don't think it's a great idea to have all these mental blocks. I hear it causes brain damage. I mean, look what happened to EG :rolleyes: :p

[Andúril]

You're only fooling yourself.

[Andúril]

So says the thirteen year old who can't punctuate.

[Tanoliel]

*cough* Llark? May I enquire what the point is?
I think I may have missed the fully naked part. Now you'll have to find something even better to make me do it. :rolleyes: And no, chocolate cake isn't good enough....
And remember...demons are only angels that fell! Although in my case, I was an Angel Who Sauntered Vaguely Downwards...:D

-tano

[Willow Oran]

I got the Evil Genius title too...
That screaming kid who can't spell is my cousin. I'm so embarassed.
I'm still opting for the whole create a new world of my own deal. It's been quite entertaining so far. If you have any problems with me doing so you can talk to my personal guards Tika and Chicho. If they don't like what you say they will unleash my army of Evil Maniacal Pink Fluffy Killer Bunnies on you.

[Mirahzi]

Ok, the naked part was not my idea. And, I said 'dark chocolate' as in bar form, not in cake form.
Also, don't forget the other half of the offer. :)

Willow, why would you want personal guards with names like those? Not very intimidating if you ask me :rolleyes: ;)

[Willow Oran]

They'r Pink Fluffy Bunnies. And my sister came up with the names. They aren't really meant to be intimidating...

[Tanoliel]

I know the naked part wasn't your idea. It was EG's (I'm really starting to wonder about that girl...). :rolleyes: I'll negotiate (gnotiate) terms with her...
Okay. You're stil going to have to come up with something other than chocolate, though. That doesn't mean I won't take it...I just need something more. :D
-tano

[Earniel]

Ha, according to the test I'm a profesional villain!

"You must have gone to evil medical school. You do everything by the book (however twisted that book is) and you're proud of your accomplishments. (even if you stole them from others)"

Neh neh neh!

So taking over the world should be piece of cake..... :rolleyes: :)

[Duddun]

I would hire a huge army of orcs and giants and destroy the world in one day, after that I'd probably die from the orcs but the race of humans would be gone wahha ha ha ha ah ha.

[Tanoliel]

OK, Anduril, stop the sneaking!
I am not having a fully naked mud wrestling match (no matter what anyone says) simply because you tried to insert it into the discussion and I won't consider it. However, a water balloon fight is an acceptable idea.
We are both very annoyed at you. So there. :p
-tano

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Anduril, if you ever twist the words of my posts again I will personally see to it that...*damn, can't think of anything sufficiently threatening* okay, that you are eternally damned to a level of hell void of any female occupants :p

I'll agree to a mud-wrestling match so long as we're fully clothed. But a water balloon fight works just as well :D

[Mirahzi]

Earniel, you do realize that all the "professional villains" always get their butt kicked by a dashing hero, right? :p

I'd actually prefer a water balloon fight. Much easier to join in on. Also, not as messy. :D

Gah.. I'll draw that comic for you.. I wish my resources weren't so limited.

[Tanoliel]

Not only that, I'll lock you in a room (the room is locked) that you can't unlock. So there. :p
What comic, Tidbits? The one you based on me? Heh. Sorry...I just really like that one. You captured my spirit so well...:rolleyes: :D
Well, then...

HAH! *throws H2O balloon at EG's feet* I challenge you to a water balloon duel!
(Though I don't know what we're fighting for....I already said you could rule Hawaii as my Regent. Agreeable to you? :))
-tano

[Mirahzi]

Now I could be really villainous and go back on my word...

..but I won't. :p

Question: Why would you want to live in Hawaii?

[Tanoliel]

Because I've never been there.
Because I like the name.
Because it's hot there.
Because you can swim in the sea without freezing yourself.
Because it's got nice sandy beaches.
Because it's got lots of really nifty birds.
Because I'd be the envy of a whole lot of people, and
Because I can.

(Reasons not necessarily in order of importance....)
-tano

[Mirahzi]

Ahh, ok. But you forgot 'Because it's much easier to import games from Japan' ;)

[Duddun]

Hawaii's awesome!

[Tanoliel]

Yeah, and it's mine. :p

[Andúril]

Tanoliel:
I am having a fully naked mud wrestling match (no matter what anyone says)...This is known to me.More:
We are both very aroused by you :p This is also known to me.Eruviel Greenleaf:
Anduril, if you ever twist the words of my posts again I will personally see to it that you lick me all over.Hmmm.More:
I'll agree to a mud-wrestling match so long as we're fully naked. But a nude water balloon orgy works just as well :DTrue.

[Beleg Strongbow]

Anduril, are you trying to get to lick Eruviel?

[BeardofPants]

What do you think? :rolleyes: :p

[Andúril]

I'm sorry. It was a misplaced fantasy that I have been having, regarding this chick I know.

Anyway, it involves a weekend of sex away in a log cabin in the middle of some forest, of which the entire Friday evening consists of me licking her body.

I don't think I should mention the agenda for the rest of the weekend, and especially not Sunday night, when she finally gets to ......:eek:

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

*sigh* I fear I am doomed now...anything I say will most likely be twisted. Oh well.

*throws a water balloon at Tano's feet.* I accept! :D

[Elfmaster XK]

2 things....

I suddenly realise how very disturbing this thread is due to the twisting of ppl's words by the thing, in the room 9the rooms is locked) known as the thing...etc.

secondly, i'll make a note, when taking over universe, leave world for you lot to fight over :D

[Blackheart]

*Maniacal Laughter*

Yes my pretties. Come closer.

I shall choose a succesor from the survivors, to rule in my stead, whilst I dream of the spheres in my dark halls and await the end of the cycle.

[Beleg Strongbow]

Anduril:
Anyway, it involves a weekend of sex away in a log cabin in the middle of some forest, of which the entire Friday evening consists of me licking Eruviel's body.


Anduril, that's disgusting.

[Andúril]

Anduril:
Anyway, it involves a weekend of sex away in a log cabin in the middle of some forest, of which the entire Friday evening consists of me licking Eruviel's body.

Anduril, that's the same way I feel about ........Lizra!I think you may have issues.

[BeardofPants]

This is exactly why I'm leaving you earth to you silly infidels. I've got bigger fish to fry... so to speak. :p

[Tanoliel]

Originally posted by Anduril
I'm sorry. It was a misplaced fantasy that I have been having, regarding this chick I know.

Anyway, it involves a weekend away in a log cabin in the middle of some forest, of which the entire Friday evening consists of her killing me and bringing me back to life, just so she can kill me again.

I don't think I should mention the agenda for the rest of the weekend, and especially not Sunday night, when she finally gets to kill me for good, and the universe sighs a long breath of relief.

See, Anduril. I can do the immature, petty fights too. Aha, go me. :rolleyes: But I shan't any longer. I have better things to deal with than your immaturity. Farewell.
-tano

[Masderanoe]

When i take over the world i'll make one city for me and other people who don't deserve to be a slave wich is about 100 at most. Everything valuable will be put into one biulding made of diamond and gold a.k.a my house. the rest of the world will be a slave pit of burning fire. With dianamite that goes of every hour so that i can see things getting blown up.

[Elfmaster XK]

Originally posted by Anduril
Anduril:
Anyway, it involves a weekend of sex away in a log cabin in the middle of some forest, of which the entire Friday evening consists of me licking Eruviel's body.

Anduril, stop misquoting everyone


That's exactly what i think about the misquoting!

This is exactly why I'm leaving you earth to you silly infidels. I've got bigger fish to fry... so to speak.

Well, perhaps since the universe is big, i'll leave a small area for you to own. :D

[WiseWizard]

I never thought this thread could go so awry in my absence. Actually.....I can, which is extremely disturbing.
Anduril, just leave everyone alone and go cower in your own little corner before I beat you into submission. Okay?
Tano, EG, have fun. In fact *throws water balloon at EG* HA HA HA!!!:D

[Beleg Strongbow]

send Anduril back into the room (the room is locked)!

[Blackheart]

If I ruled the world, the first thing I would do is take a vacation, and let everyone decide what to do for themselves.

Then, when they got used to that, I'd eat their brains....

After which there will be a moment of silence.

[Elfmaster XK]

Originally posted by Blackheart
If I ruled the world, the first thing I would do is take a vacation, and let everyone decide what to do for themselves.

Then, when they got used to that, I'd eat their brains....

After which there will be a moment of silence.

Just a moment? How long a moment? Oh, and whats the ruling on no brains?

[Blackheart]

No brains=silence.

[Elfmaster XK]

*silence*

At least i don't get eaten.

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

I want to rule the universe, but I could be happy with the Hawaiian Islands and Costa Rica. Okay, and a small stretch of the coast in WA. :)

*throws a water balloon at WW in retaliation* :D

By they by...the room (the room is locked) is now officially locked.

[Tanoliel]

If I ruled the world, I'd ban Anduril from the Moot. :mad:

But anyway...like I said, I'm taking Hawaii, even though EG is ruling it for me, and the San Juans, where I'm starting businesses in all walks of life, some of which will take over corportate America (if America even exists in a few years...). However, they will all act to the letter of the law, so that everyone will trust ME and come to MY companies, and that way I'll get all the money. :D See? I do have plans after all.

*throws water balloons at WW and EG*

-tano

[WiseWizard]

Tano, you would destroy the small businesses which have kept San juan Island sacred? You would deprive these true island people of their quaint little shops? I'm the one letting you onto San Juan in the first place, you know. But if you do that, I'm afraid you'll just have to settle for Hawaii. So there.
And if you do somehow manage to persuade me (I know you can't fool me...but I'm fairly sure you could persuade me :D ;) ) to let you on the island and you continue with your plans, just make sure not to get rid of Vic's. It's the best semi-fast food joint on the island, and it's just too much good cookin' to let go to waste.
Now prepare to be drenched....*launches water grenade at Tano* 3....2....1....*balloon explodes and soaks tano* HA HA! :D

[Tanoliel]

Of course not! I love small businesses. I'm not going to get rid of them (even though I could probably persuade you to let me...;)), I'll just start a few select new ones that are begun on the islands, but go off to take over corporate America. Better that way? :D
You think I care about getting wet? It's hot in the computer room today. :D *lauches five water balloons at myriad people with her handy dandy catapult from Nal*

-tano

[WiseWizard]

Ah, I see. Well then, I have no problem with you taking over corporate America....if there's going to be any America to take over once Bush gets done with it.
And no, I don't think you mind getting wet. I actually was trying to do you a favor! I'm glad that my deed not only did service to you, but prompted you to cause a little havoc of your own. :)
I actually get to help build a catapult next year in physics. *maniacal laughter begins small* No one will be safe, especially not cars on any road within range. :D *breaks into full out maniacal laughter*

[Andúril]

Wise Wizard:
Anduril, just leave everyone alone and go cower in your own little corner before I beat you into submission. Okay?Am I threatened by this?beleg strongbow:
send Anduril back into the room (the room is locked)!Why is everyone being so mean to me? Kill you.Eruviel Greenleaf:
By they by...the room (the room is locked) is now officially locked.Am I allowed visitors? I won't lick. Promise.Tanoliel:
If I ruled the world, I'd ban Anduril from the Moot.:mad: My feelings, oh my feelings are so hurt. Is it because I (supposedly) wanted to lick Eruviel's body (all over), and not yours? Is this jealousy I smell?

I am very sad.:(

[Tanoliel]

It's because you deliberately twisted people's words and fabricated "quotes" and made people say things that they really didn't. Simply because you can and you think it's funny isn't a reason to do it. That's why I'm mad at you. I don't know about other people, but I have a few guesses for them as well.

Hmmm....possibly I should go take it over to save it from Bush....I'd implement an environmental officer who actually believed in the existence of ecosystems and didn't want species extinction!
-tano

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Originally posted by Anduril
Am I allowed visitors? I won't lick. Promise.

No visitors.

Tano, I'll help you save the US (and the world) from Bush! That's partly why I wanted to take over the world anyway...:D

[Andúril]

Tano...

*sincere look*

... I'm deeply sorry. Please don't be mad at me no more. I am truly sorry. How can I make it up to you? I'll do anything to you. Anything at all. Your wish is my command.

[Andúril]

No visitors?! Not even BoP, my One True Love?

Will you come and visit me?

[Tanoliel]

That's up to BoP.
Er....*wary look* Methinks the lady needs to ponder this for a bit. The lady will take a message and get back to you after she's done being a secretary....:rolleyes:

-tano

[Lizra]

I'll visit you Anduril, but you'd better wear your diaper!

[Tanoliel]

*snerk*

This lady needs ideas on what sort of businesses she should start. I'm taking an informal poll...what should come out of the San Juans? :D
-tano

[WiseWizard]

We should make the San Juans like the Ginaz schools in the Dune series. Each island teaches a different techinque on the road to becoming a swordmaster......
Or we could just monopolize the communications industry.

[Elfmaster XK]

The first thing i'd do if i owned the world would be to systematically detroy and decimate and annihalate (sp?) every single Starbucks in the world! :mad: :mad: :mad: Godamn evil coffee house! :mad:

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Originally posted by Elfmaster XK
The first thing i'd do if i owned the world would be to systematically detroy and decimate and annihalate (sp?) every single Starbucks in the world! :mad: :mad: :mad: Godamn evil coffee house! :mad:

Well, I've already started doing that, so do you want to join my anti-Starbucks campaign? :D

[Sween]

make BoP and Rana my slaves :D . will anyone help me with my sistematic destruction of laura ashley shops?

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Originally posted by Sween
make BoP and Rana my slaves :D . will anyone help me with my sistematic destruction of laura ashley shops?

I'll gladly assist in that. Destroying laura ashley shops, that is. :D

[Sween]

Originally posted by Eruviel Greenleaf
I'll gladly assist in that. Destroying laura ashley shops, that is. :D

they are evil my mum made me spend 2 hours odd each weekend in that horrid place looking at fabrics.

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Originally posted by Sween
they are evil my mum made me spend 2 hours odd each weekend in that horrid place looking at fabrics.

Oh...I'm sorry...that's really bad. :eek:

[BeardofPants]

Originally posted by Sween
make BoP and Rana my slaves :D

Sure, I'll be your slave. :p

[Sween]

Originally posted by BeardofPants
Sure, I'll be your slave. :p

sweeeeeeeeeettt :D

[Earniel]

Originally posted by Sween
make BoP and Rana my slaves :D . will anyone help me with my sistematic destruction of laura ashley shops?

You know, I read the first time: sissymatic destruction.

Needless to say, I laughed my head off. :rolleyes: :D

[Tanoliel]

I'll just buy them all out with my attack of corporate america, sween. Is that ok with you? :D
-tano

[Sween]

Originally posted by Tanoliel
I'll just buy them all out with my attack of corporate america, sween. Is that ok with you? :D
-tano

no only complete and utter destuction will satify me :D

[Tanoliel]

Well, for them, that's complete and utter destruction. I'm not going to buy them and let them continue while I get the money! Cripes, no. I'll buy them all and then turn them into better shops. :D
-tano

[Sween]

Originally posted by Tanoliel
Well, for them, that's complete and utter destruction. I'm not going to buy them and let them continue while I get the money! Cripes, no. I'll buy them all and then turn them into better shops. :D
-tano

no them and all there floral fabrics will be burned to asunder and i will laught and i will feast and i will not let the name of laura ashley survive it has scared me and it shall be destroyed.

i will have my vengance

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Originally posted by Tanoliel
Well, for them, that's complete and utter destruction. I'm not going to buy them and let them continue while I get the money! Cripes, no. I'll buy them all and then turn them into better shops. :D
-tano

And what will they sell when you're done? And what will we do to Starbucks? Personally, I propose that we turn them all into shade-coffee selling independant coffee shops :D

[Blackheart]

Hmmph.

I hear lots of talking about what to do.

But I don't see anyone actually plotting to take over.

I on the otherhand, actually have a plan. Look to the skys. Feel the microwaves as they oscilate your skulls with the sweet sounds of Calipso...

You will be one of many. You are needed. Worship me, and I will show you your true nature. Listen not to those who would deny you your true selves.

[Elfmaster XK]

Originally posted by Eruviel Greenleaf
Well, I've already started doing that, so do you want to join my anti-Starbucks campaign? :D

YAY!!! someone else who hates starbucks!!! Yes we shall make plans. In edinburgh, no joke there are 8 in the city centre! I mean what is the need! makes me mad:mad: :mad:

But yes ill join, gladly!:D

[Sween]

But we will leave all McDonalds, Pizza Huts, KFC's, Burger Kings and any prevory of deonna kebabs after 2 in the moring alone wont we?

[WiseWizard]

I think we should let Tano buy out all of those fast foods places. Then we'll just save a few of those for you, Sween. The rest we destroy.

[Blackheart]

I think Starbucks beat all of you to the punch...

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Well, we know they've taken over the world; we just need to stop them before they do worse!

[Tanoliel]

I'll buy out all that stuff...and I'll pile all the signs and etc. in a big factory warehouse and you all can beat them up to your hearts' content. Then I'll convert them all into better places (still waiting for input....if you don't like what's there, tell me what to change it to! :)).
And I'll make Starbucks into shade-grown coffee fair trade and all that. :D

-tano

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Originally posted by Tanoliel
And I'll make Starbucks into shade-grown coffee fair trade and all that. :D

-tano
And we (I assume I get to help) have to make them independant and destroy the headquarters and all. Ooh, that's a good quest! :D

[Sween]

The quest for the space needle

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Originally posted by Sween
The quest for the space needle

Oh, there's a completely different conspiracy there...oops, I've said too much :D

[BeardofPants]

Dammit, you had BETTER be recycling all those signs! Don't make me pull out my disintergrator ray... er... I mean [deep voice]... MY DOOMSDAY DEVICE!!!![/deep voice]

[Earniel]

*peeks carefully into box* Is there a dalek in there?

Are you planning on taking over the world with that thing, BoP? :D

[Elfmaster XK]

Originally posted by Tanoliel
I'll buy out all that stuff...and I'll pile all the signs and etc. in a big factory warehouse and you all can beat them up to your hearts' content. Then I'll convert them all into better places (still waiting for input....if you don't like what's there, tell me what to change it to! :)).
And I'll make Starbucks into shade-grown coffee fair trade and all that. :D

-tano

NO MORE COFFEE!!!!!


.....okay, is that unreasonable?

If so...NO MORE COFFEE HOUSES!!!!

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Originally posted by Elfmaster XK
NO MORE COFFEE!!!!!

.....okay, is that unreasonable?

If so...NO MORE COFFEE HOUSES!!!!

But I need my coffee! :D
What do you have against coffee houses?

[Elfmaster XK]

Don't like coffee. *shudder* and...and...they're coffee houses they're evil!!!! EVIL!!!!!!!!!!! Especially when they're starbucks (which doesn't even deserve a capital letter for its name!!!)

Eeeeeeeeevil....eeeeeeevil....you can have your coffee cap'n, that's okay. But i still think it's evil.

[Beleg Strongbow]

you sound like you've had coffee...
or an overdose of caffiene in some form.

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Well, I agree, starbucks is very evil. I'll just keep my chocolate-covered coffee beans; that will keep me happy :D

[Elfmaster XK]

Overdose on it!?!? Eck no way! Torture is drinking it!

Chocolate coated coffee beans sound okay, but Tiramasu is quite nice, or was, since it has gelatine in i don't eat it. But also, why are there no hot chocolate houses? there sooooo should be!

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

But they have hot chocolate, and tea, in coffee houses. And Tiramisu is really good :D

[Elfmaster XK]

Yeah but it's always a coffee house, 'let's go to the coffee house'....'i don't like coffee ' ....'so have hot chocolate then, but were still going to the coffee house!'

Gah! I apologise, i have deep rooted issues with coffee houses, it's a long and comlicated story to explain.

[Sween]

the coffee shops in amsterdam are very good they will be left alone when i take my role of leader of the world. i would prefer to lead than rule because i am the greatest living human being:D

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Originally posted by Sween
because i am the greatest living human being:D

Sure you are. :D

[Sween]

Originally posted by Eruviel Greenleaf
Sure you are. :D

Silience you :mad:

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Originally posted by Sween
Silience you :mad:

I cannot be silenced :D

[Blackheart]

Eat her brains.

That usually makes them quieter...

[Earniel]

Originally posted by Sween
the coffee shops in amsterdam are very good they will be left alone when i take my role of leader of the world. i would prefer to lead than rule because i am the greatest living human being:D

Tsssk tsssk, you KNOW those aren't regular coffee shops, don't you? That's no place where a young father should hang out. :rolleyes:

[Sween]

Originally posted by Eärniel
Tsssk tsssk, you KNOW those aren't regular coffee shops, don't you? That's no place where a young father should hang out. :rolleyes:

Tis better than visiting Amsterdams other attractions :D what kind of effect on my child would there be if they thought i had visited anne franks house? lol

[BeardofPants]

Better than taking him "window shopping".....

Sween, would you care to step into this little box for a second. I promise it won't hurt; it'll just lock you away for an eternity, always looking out, never being able to leave.....

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Originally posted by Blackheart
Eat her brains.

That usually makes them quieter...

My brains are really disgusting. You wouldn't want to eat them.

[Tanoliel]

Er...could have made really petty comment here...but didn't. :)
As long as you don't suggest to eat her heart. She lost it when she died. ;)
I don't know about Amsterdam coffee shops, but I'd like to keep the fantastically wonderful tiny little chocolate shop with the chocolate fountain in the window....yum. :)
-tano

[Sween]

Originally posted by BeardofPants
Better than taking him "window shopping".....

Sween, would you care to step into this little box for a second. I promise it won't hurt; it'll just lock you away for an eternity, always looking out, never being able to leave.....

tell me dear does the box contain sky tv a pub lots of women a nice tropical setting, small amounts of clothing and a football team of my chosing for the rest of my life?

And will ya be joining me? cos i will come in your box anyday if i get all that :D

[Elfmaster XK]

Originally posted by Eruviel Greenleaf
Sure you are. :D

She has to say that, I clearly am the best candidate for world domiination...:rolleyes: I give rewards to my faithful subjects...Of course i kill those who don't follow me in nasty evil ways, but that's a minor issue.

And The box BoP owns is one item that could help in world domination *wonders if stealing it is good*

Originally posted by Blackheart
Eat her brains.

That usually makes them quieter...

What the brains? Mine don't usually make much noise.:D

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

lack of brains impairs the ability to think and therefore point out intelligent things. :)

*plots to steal the box*

[Elfmaster XK]

Perhaps you and i (that is EG and I) can work together, creating a joint plan to take over the universe, destroy starbucks and steal boxes and pirate ships. Then we can split the universe in two and have half each...:D

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Originally posted by Elfmaster XK
Perhaps you and i (that is EG and I) can work together, creating a joint plan to take over the universe, destroy starbucks and steal boxes and pirate ships. Then we can split the universe in two and have half each...:D

Good I idea. I'm all for it. Now where do we start...I say we try to steal the box :D

[Elfmaster XK]

Me too. Right...*thinks, realising presence of brains allows thought processes (but not correct spellings all the time) *

......................**************************** ******............................$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$.....................££££££££££££ ££££££££££££.......................... .@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@.....................**


Now, for all who are not EG, that was a very secret code :D

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Originally posted by Elfmaster XK
Me too. Right...*thinks, realising presence of brains allows thought processes (but not correct spellings all the time) *

How about we sneak up on BoP...*snerk*....fne and blaaaa....then we nail the lid on the box until...*snerk* asks to be let out and merciful as we are all ends happily. We get the box.


Now, for all who are not EG, that was a very secret code :D

Good plan. *snerk* Perhaps we should not discuss such things in the presence of lowly, foolish mortals though ;)

[Elfmaster XK]

I have edited it out... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! (Permission given for use of evil laugh) MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

right then *gets nails ready*

[Sween]

this is'nt a plan to take over the world its just a plan to kidnap me seeing as i am the one that spends all my time inside BoP box (cannot believe no ones picked up on this yet).

Mind you once you have the leader of the world (moi) the world would capiculate but i would only end up forceing you into servatude to me. you are now and forever will be my 'bitches'

[BeardofPants]

Originally posted by Sween
this is'nt a plan to take over the world its just a plan to kidnap me seeing as i am the one that spends all my time inside BoP box (cannot believe no ones picked up on this yet).

Since I have self-imposed a no-sarcasm/vent/argument moratorium on myself for today, in light of the date, I'm just going to content myself by saying, that there is a reason I chose the box for the avatar ages ago, and suffice to say, yes I know what your mind is up to. You're not the only one who's mind bends in that direction. :p

[Sween]

ohhhhhhhhhh behave :D

[Blackheart]

Originally posted by Eruviel Greenleaf
My brains are really disgusting. You wouldn't want to eat them.

How would I know, until I try a slice? I might like disgusting brains...

[BeardofPants]

And might I add: get yer own box EG and XK! This one is mine. :p

[Nibs]

*double shudder*

[Tanoliel]

* A figure appears in the shadows, stepping up near EG* Psst. Hey, kid. You wanna buy a Box?

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Originally posted by Tanoliel
* A figure appears in the shadows, stepping up near EG* Psst. Hey, kid. You wanna buy a Box?

So, young hobbit lass...you want to sell me a box...instead, I will give you a quest! Retrieve for me the infamous Box of BoP and I will reward you greatly! :D

Oh, fine, I'll just get me own box. *searches for a proper box* There's one! Convenient, being right here in my room! :)

[Elfmaster XK]

this is'nt a plan to take over the world its just a plan to kidnap me seeing as i am the one that spends all my time inside BoP box (cannot believe no ones picked up on this yet).

In that, you are gravely mistaken Sween. And yes we have thought before what you think about the box. It's just we'vve been here longer. :D

Anyhow, my plan to rule the world is underway. EG and i have now got a box. The plan begins...wait a min, did i tell you the plan EG? The one with the religion and the water?

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Originally posted by Elfmaster XK
In that, you are gravely mistaken Sween. And yes we have thought before what you think about the box. It's just we'vve been here longer. :D

Anyhow, my plan to rule the world is underway. EG and i have now got a box. The plan begins...wait a min, did i tell you the plan EG? The one with the religion and the water?

No, but I think I can guess...best not tell the others. They might steal our plans :eek: ;)

[Blackheart]

*Runs around in a fit of insanity Snatching all the Boxes, filling them with Tools designed for Slashing Pussycats, and then stacks them into a towering monolith*

Oook. ook.

*Throws Bone at monolith*

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Originally posted by Blackheart
*Runs around in a fit of insanity Snatching all the Boxes, filling them with Tools designed for Slashing Pussycats, and then stacks them into a towering monolith*

Oook. ook.

*Throws Bone at monolith*

*Quietly hoards boxes*

Blackheart, leave off of our plans. We shall rule the world one day. :p

[Elfmaster XK]

Originally posted by Eruviel Greenleaf
No, but I think I can guess...best not tell the others. They might steal our plans :eek: ;)

I won't *whisper whisper*

And Blackheart will be one of the first to be executed under this regime unless he tows the line! :D mwahahaha!!

[Tanoliel]

If you let me in on your plans, I shall be your Provider of Boxes. :D

-tano

[Elfmaster XK]

Oh...i should consult EG, but she's your friend so i'm assuming she'll be fne with it. You're in...now, the plan will be sent to you in secret! So no one here might steal it. I really should PM it to you and EG so you know the finer details of such a master mind-ical plan....*evil laugh* *offers Sake to evil accomplices*

[Sween]

the only thing you 2 will ever rule is what i allow you to rule so start been nice or feel my rath. If you please me boxes all round :D

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Originally posted by Tanoliel
If you let me in on your plans, I shall be your Provider of Boxes. :D

-tano

As you're my sister in crime...and E XK is okay with it...you may know our plans. :D
*have some sake*

[BeardofPants]

Why do I hear the Sprach Zarathustra theme? :confused:

[Elfmaster XK]

Originally posted by Sween
the only thing you 2 will ever rule is what i allow you to rule so start been nice or feel my rath. If you please me boxes all round :D

Oh really Sween? *plans to capture and do evil things to Sween when the world is ours* I think you will find that it is you, who must please us as leaders of the universe! Or you shall find yourself in a very uncomfortable position.

[Radagast The Brown]

Elfmaster? are you too? :(

oh no. You're gonna rule the world. What shall I do. :p

[Elfmaster XK]

Am i too what?

Too evil? Of course!

Too amazing? Of course!

Too confused? Always :confused: :D

[Blackheart]

Originally posted by Elfmaster XK
And Blackheart will be one of the first to be executed under this regime unless he tows the line! :D mwahahaha!!

Exactly how does one go about executing someone who's not quite alive anyway?

By the way, you've just signed up for a place against the wall. :p

Seize him!

[Elfmaster XK]

Originally posted by Blackheart
Exactly how does one go about executing someone who's not quite alive anyway?

By the way, you've just signed up for a place against the wall. :p

Seize him!

*looks down on Blackheart's 'forces.'* Seize HER, i thank you.

*gets out two knives and slashes them down. Signs the wall* :p

Don't think so, you'll need a lot more to capture me! :D I'm an elf assassin afterall, and as for your wall, i fear it not! :D Mwahahaha! For my plan is going to succeed!

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Yeah...Blackheart's definitely the first to go :D

*very evil laugh*
*draws knife and twirls it*

[Elfmaster XK]

*stands next to EG and draws two knives doing the very impressive twirl and throw she learned and nearly severed her hand with the first time :D *

[low voice] Do you choose life, Blackheart? We have forces afterall! :D [/low voice] *evil evil laugh!*

[Willow Oran]

Hey, EG, XK and Tano, let me in on your plans and I'll back you up with a hoard of Evil Maniacal Pink Fluffy KIller Bunnies. Care to set up an allience?

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Originally posted by Willow Oran
Hey, EG, XK and Tano, let me in on your plans and I'll back you up with a hoard of Evil Maniacal Pink Fluffy KIller Bunnies. Care to set up an allience?

E XK, what do you say? I don't think we need E.M.P.F.K.B.'s but we might be able to arrange something...maybe. :)

[Radagast The Brown]

originally posted by E XK
Am i too what?

Too evil? Of course!

Too amazing? Of course!

Too confused? Always :confused: :D Are you too with them (Eruviel and Tanoliel)

I know you're always confused. That was obvious.

Willow Oran!! I am shocked! :eek: don't give them the most powerful weapon in the world! don't! :eek: :rolleyes:

[Sween]

You shall all be spared :D (whos the nice lord of the earth?)

[Elfmaster XK]

Originally posted by Eruviel Greenleaf
E XK, what do you say? I don't think we need E.M.P.F.K.B.'s but we might be able to arrange something...maybe. :)

Well, ok. She's a pirate afterall...or she is now. Perhaps the bunnies can bite toes and distract while our forces kill!!!!!!!

And yes Radagast, i'm with them! *evil laugh*

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Originally posted by Elfmaster XK
Well, ok. She's a pirate afterall...or she is now. Perhaps the bunnies can bite toes and distract while our forces kill!!!!!!!

And yes Radagast, i'm with them! *evil laugh*


Right. But we won't need the bunnies for the initial part of our plan. Willow could be very helpful now, though. I say we pm her with the general idea of our plan. But swear her to secrecy first :D

[Tanoliel]

Why, thank you, Sween! What a merciful dark lord you are. :rolleyes: Not like I was planning to kill everyone...some people are much to obsessed with destruction. Death and destruction are not the same thing...I AM dead. But not destroyed....

EXK: I'm liking the plan....:D

[Elfmaster XK]

Good! Hey Tano, we're making up some rules! Feel free to invent some. I shall PM that list to you too. And okay, Willow is accepted if she swears to secrecy....*awaits swearing* When she does she will be given the vital plan! muahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!

[Tanoliel]

Rule: Thou shalt not eat artichoke hearts on Thursdays. Ever. :D

[Radagast The Brown]

you won't rule the world. I'll make strong powerful force to protect the world!!! :p and I will defite you all. That will be very easy. I'll probably finish next week.
You Have No Chance. I Will Win.

[Willow Oran]

I swear to be secret about any plans we may know of. I will not reveal it even under pain of torture. And the PFB's are good at biting toes off, they would be glad to do so if necesary.

[Radagast The Brown]

you traitor!! :mad: DON'T DO IT!!! THIS COULD DESTROY THE WORLD!!! DON'T! :eek:

Willow Oran, I'm disappointed

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Originally posted by Radagast The Brown
you traitor!! :mad: DON'T DO IT!!! THIS COULD DESTROY THE WORLD!!! DON'T! :eek:

Willow Oran, I'm disappointed

Silly child. Be calm, and no harm will come to you. But if you stand in our way you will only be hurting yourself. No one may stand in our way! We will rule the world one day! :D

[Sween]

Originally posted by Eruviel Greenleaf
Silly child. Be calm, and no harm will come to you. But if you stand in our way you will only be hurting yourself. No one may stand in our way! We will rule the world one day! :D

i move for no man :D (aint monty pyton cool, and i move for no woman as well)

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Then don't move for any man or woman. I am an elf. Or a vampire, depending on my mood :D

[BeardofPants]

It is better to be flexible, than stiff and unbending, except in the case of.... :D

[Elfmaster XK]

Originally posted by Tanoliel
Rule: Thou shalt not eat artichoke hearts on Thursdays. Ever. :D

What about: Thou shalt not eat artichoke hearts on...ever! :D (i hate it)

you won't rule the world. I'll make strong powerful force to protect the world!!! and I will defite you all. That will be very easy. I'll probably finish next week.

Now don't be foolish. I don't want to have to inflict sever discomfort upon you to get you to submit. :D Remember; "it is better to be the right hand of the devil, than in his path." Quote from 'the Mummy.'

I swear to be secret about any plans we may know of. I will not reveal it even under pain of torture. And the PFB's are good at biting toes off, they would be glad to do so if necesary.

Excellent! Welcome aboard...again :D I'll PM you the plan.


Sween - Monty Python is great you are right, however, if you do not follow, we will tie you to a chair in a room with the french, who will taunt you more than a 'second time!' :D

Plus, I am an Elf also, and we weren't trying to move you. Just to make you understand we will rule the world. There are four of us now. And i have made some followers!

Oooooooooo....i'm feeling evil today. :D

[Blackheart]

Knives?

*Falls on the ground rolling in laughter and has a mild heart attack*

Ack- they've used humor on me!

*motions to his legions of evil cockroaches*

Eat their lips please so they will stop making googley faces. :mad:

[Elfmaster XK]

Originally posted by Blackheart
Knives?

*Falls on the ground rolling in laughter and has a mild heart attack*

Ack- they've used humor on me!

*motions to his legions of evil cockroaches*

Eat their lips please so they will stop making googley faces. :mad:

Don't make me get the hose! ...oh wait, wrong line.

Don't make me set my armies of darkness and the pink bunnies on you Blackheart! (That's our armies, but easier to say my for threatening purposes!) We are a team, and the team works! ....aww damn, royal navy adverts!

Basically. Don't make us mad, because there's us, vs. you. And your pitiful 'army,' that we might squash in a second! We fear you not, and our swords/knives may yet see your death. (notice no use of smilie here.)

[Radagast The Brown]

originally posted by E XK
Now don't be foolish. I don't want to have to inflict sever discomfort upon you to get you to submit. Remember; "it is better to be the right hand of the devil, than in his path." Quote from 'the Mummy.'a quote from a game I know on the computer, it's to you: "It is useless to resist". :eek: :rolleyes:

[Tanoliel]

However, it's more useful to be the niece of the devil than to work for him as a slave. :D
"Oh, Uncle Lucifer...can I damn this pesky soul to eternal hell?"
"Go ahead."
"Thanks."
......
"You are damned to eternal hell!"
"You...you demon!"
"Now, now....flattery will get you nowhere, Mr. Brown...." :D

:rolleyes: Sorry...just had to get that out of my system...;)

-tano

[Blackheart]

*Commands his army of cockroaches to crawl up their (collective team's) pants legs and skirts.*

Dance! Dance!

*pipes up a horde of green fluffy bunnies*

OK boyz- see sem pink fluffynutter bunnies? - theyz all ready fur breedin. Go to it. Scat!

*watches the ensuing higgeldy piggeldy in glee*

Ahh me.

Oh well, I suppose it's time to call the shoggeths next... or the damned albino penguins maybe...:confused:

[Andúril]

::Crunch::

Googoo.

Gagaaa.

Lalalala.

Dada. Dada! Dada? Where dada? Mumma!! Mommy where Papa? Where ith everwee one Mom? I dun thee anywun. Mom? I all awone. I not thcared. Yeth, I strong. I take care of me. They will nut get me, mother. I am more powerful then they are. They will suffer. I will eat their eyelids. I will sew their lips with dental floss. My rats will chew their eyeballs while still in the skulls. The acid will melt their charred flesh. They will scream for their end. I will not relent. Their misery will be unending.

Where am I? How did I get here? What is this? Look at that - the pretty fire. Ouch - it burns. Don't do that again. I like the lights, and the pictures. Nithe dwawings. Lots of colours. Mom? Can you thee it? It coming clother. Mommy? It look scarewee! It got teeth. Mummy! Help.

Mama?

Lalalalala.

Gagaaa.

Googoo.

::Crunch::

[Radagast The Brown]

heeheehee... :D

originally posted by Tanoliel
However, it's more useful to be the niece of the devil than to work for him as a slave.
"Oh, Uncle Lucifer...can I damn this pesky soul to eternal hell?"
"Go ahead."
"Thanks."
......
"You are damned to eternal hell!"
"You...you demon!"
"Now, now....flattery will get you nowhere, Mr. Brown...."

:rolleyes: Sorry...just had to get that out of my system... ;) Let's see:

"Oh, Uncle Lucifer...can I damn this pesky soul to eternal hell?"
"Go ahead."
"Thanks."
......
"You are damned to eternal hell!"
"You...you demon!"
"Now, now....flattery will get you nowhere, Tanoliel...." :eek: :rolleyes:

Blackheart, are you fighting with Eruviel and her friends or against Eruviel? :confused:

[BeardofPants]

Jump.... jump into the abyss!

[Elfmaster XK]

Originally posted by Radagast The Brown

Blackheart, are you fighting with Eruviel and her friends or against Eruviel? :confused:

He's fighting against us! *angry glares*

Unleash the giant scorpians! Yes i have giant scorpians, did i forget to tell everyone???

*scorpians sting all the green bunnies while the pinks bunnies try to bite the toes of Blackheart and his forces*

[Radagast The Brown]

originally posted by E XK
He's fighting against us! *angry glares* GOOD. Then I should do an allience with him. :) and you won't win. :) and we will :)

[Elfmaster XK]

There is only one lord of the evil green bunnies and cockroaches (not green,) and he does not share power!

Now i realise that in saying that that makes us the good protectors of the world...all the more fool for you who believe! Muahahahahahahahahaaaa! *collective evil laugh of the Seattlites and the Brit*

[Sween]

Originally posted by Elfmaster XK
There is only one lord of the evil green bunnies and cockroaches (not green,) and he does not share power!

Now i realise that in saying that that makes us the good protectors of the world...all the more fool for you who believe! Muahahahahahahahahaaaa! *collective evil laugh of the Seattlites and the Brit*

would i be the brit? i rule you all. i have no need to take over the world because it is allready mind. i know all and i see all :D

[Elfmaster XK]

No, I'm that Brit! :p You're not part of our plan i'm afraid, and you will never defeat such a plan. Amen.:D

[Sween]

Originally posted by Elfmaster XK
No, I'm that Brit! :p You're not part of our plan i'm afraid, and you will never defeat such a plan. Amen.:D

i dont even trouble myself with lesser morsalsd like your goodself and your plans for i am above it all :D

[Elfmaster XK]

i dont even trouble myself with lesser morsalsd like your goodself and your plans for i am above it all

Lesser mortals eh? That's a bit tough, im an elf and therefore immortal! :D And since you said 'Lesser Mortals' or actually, morsalsd, which looks a bit like more salad spelt wrong :D then i'm noting you are a mortal, considering yourself a high mortal. But when you're gone and dead i will still be, and so my chances of owning the world are greater than yours. Also my chances of spelling things correctly ;) :D

[Blackheart]

Giant scorpions? What good are they against a horde of tiny ravenous insects?

Nonetheless, you have aggravated my sense of asthetics.

I now call upon the shoggoth.

I call them from the depths of the seas, from the deeps of the black lake, from the ice fringed dead city in the antartic wastes.

They shall feast upon your scorpion's ichor whilst their loathesome visage tips you over the brink of precarious sanity.

"South Station Under - Washington Under - Park Street Under-Kendall - Central - Harvard - "

*after much screaming and gouging of eyeballs, several thousand flattened scorpions are nowhere in evidence, having been consumed like so many crunchy delights*

Mad? you call me MAD? HA! I have seen it! Did you not hear them? Hear their damnable piping?

[Tanoliel]

Scorpions...*shoves scorpi-corpse away with foot* Tsk, tsk. :D
Go ahead. Fight over it. We have a plan....and a damn good one, too. ;)
EXK: We need another word besides "Amen"....think on that. :)
-tano

[Elfmaster XK]

You're right Tano!

*fires stolen sulphuric acid at blackheart and his things that he calls an army. They melt*

Soon coming to you will be the rules! :D

[Ms. Undomial]

Hello!! I am Storm/ Ms. Undomial. I do exactly what my name says. Can I join??? What side can i be on??? preferbly Elfmaster XK's if I am allowed. I might be able to be of some help.

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

*coughs* That's my side, too, Ms Undomial. And if the first mate agrees, then welcome to our side.

*comes out of the shadows* Sulfiric acid is so much fun...er, from our perspective.

I think I've gone anti-smilie today.

Anyway, plans are in action...*properly evil laugh*

[Elfmaster XK]

Yeah, it's a team side! Not just me, but EG, Tano and Willow. Welcome to the moot by the way, and you may join...but only if you swear an oath of allegience to our 'team.' You will suffer one of three deaths if you fail to adhere to the oath. (this is one of my rules guys! :D)

1/ walk the plank
2/ be fired by catapult into the sky
3/ be put into a blazing inferno that is an enemy ship

(note - we have a thing about ships and being pirates) Still, if you still want in, swear your oath. :D

[Blackheart]

Hrmm. I doubt Sulpherous acid is going to bother a Shoggoth. But then, They're probably full and bored by now.

Looks like I'll just have to do this myself. It's so hard to get good help these days....

Or is that the other way round??:confused:

never mind. Prepare to be disintegrated-

*Pulls out the disintegrater gun*

BWOOWWWZZZZZZZZZZZPPPP

*does a double take*

oh oh.

*looks at instructions*

Err- Sorry ladies. Says here it only works on non-living objects.

Sorry about the clothes.

Let me see if I can find that matter inverter, maybe that will do you in.

*starts rummaging in his ruck*

[Radagast The Brown]

originally posted by Ms. U
Hello!! I am Storm/ Ms. Undomial. I do exactly what my name says. Can I join??? What side can i be on??? preferbly Elfmaster XK's if I am allowed. I might be able to be of some help.That's not fair. Not at all. You are so many. BUT don't worry, I got my new griffins on the male today. They are special, they could kill very quickly a bunny killer (or a bunny? can't remeber). :eek: :D

[Ms. Undomial]

ok. I will Promise by the precious not to hurt or betray kind master or any of his friends. there is that good enough??

[Radagast The Brown]

I guess, if I'm a master. :D
You will have to protect me from the evil side - from you yourself and you evil friends.

[Ms. Undomial]

RtB- what side are u on?? E XK or the other dudes?

[Radagast The Brown]

I fight against E XK, Tanoliel and EG.
and you promised to be in peace with so, I could be very happy. :D

[Ms. Undomial]

Sorry RtB, that promise was for E XK, EG and the others. sorry if you mis understood. if you look back to the page before this then you will see. sorry about the misundersting. I am supposed to be fighting against you.

[Radagast The Brown]

yeah, I know. but I don't care. I succeed to buy from Blackheart amazing weatherchangers. :D

[Ms. Undomial]

Explain???

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Right, now that that's settled...

Radagast the Brown, do refrain from attempting to pull our people into your side, now :)

Sulfiric acid ought to work for you, Blackheart. And if not, I've got some HCl left over from lab....*evil grin* :D

[Tanoliel]

EG, we need to get a bunch of table salt and split it into Na and Cl....*evil grin* Cl can do some damage, neh? And Na in Blackheart's deep sea...*sly look*
Actually, I haven't a clue whether it's actually possible on that scale. But...well....for us, it is. :D

-tano

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Tano, we can do pretty much anything...

Okay, I'll get some table salt, then um...you know how to seperate it, right? Er...what we need is large amounts of Hydrogen Chloride (HCl) That's nasty stuff, I got to use it today. Poured it over an unknown metal (still have to figure out what the metal is...:D) Anyway, seems easier to smuggle stuff from the lab ;)
Coincedentally, in chem today our prof. showed us some Na...fun stuff! Especially when combined with water...*evil grin*

[Blackheart]

Ha! My hide can withstand the cold and heat of interstellar space.

I could use a nice peel though, so go ahead.

By the way, have you met my tentacles? :p

[Ms. Undomial]

Hello Blackheart!! whose side are you on???? are you with or against E XK, EG and Tano??

[Elfmaster XK]

Yeah, the Sulphuric was lab stuff...i smuggled that a year ago, it was just lying around. :D

I stole so many things from the labs...ah the days of science...scalpols, chemicals, thermometers...

Anyway, plan is sounding good EG and Tano...mwahahahahaha!

Now let's sort this 'side' thing out.

S.R. (I'm callingg us that for the moment.)

EG
Tano
EXK
Willow
Ms. Undomial

Blackheart is on his own with his sick and twisted mind...

Rad. t. B is also on his own, simply trying to be a thorn in our side...heh. Okay?

And for the moment...you can withstand space, but its not pleasent *grabs blackheart and shoves him in the Nal cannon, blasting him into space. Heh heh heh...*