What were they REALLY thinking?

[TinuvielChild]

Boromir: My brother....my captain....my king.
Aragorn thinks: Well, at least he seems to think I'm king. Might just be blood loss, though. Still not King!

note: that'll only make sense if you've read the VSDs of Cassie Claire.

[Agburanar]

I'm a little behind as I haven't seen the second film (the first was too awful!) sio here's one from the first:

Lurtz: "find my half legs!"

Thinks: "What a stupid line!"