Valandil
10-17-2003, 02:39 PM
OK, throw tomatoes (SP? Quayle?), rotten eggs or darts... but I got this really goofy idea - and the words just "wrote themselves" Here we go... :p
I Wish They All Could Be Numenorean Girls (by the Belfalas Boys)
Well elven maids are hip, but I can't stand that cold, hard stare.
And the dwarven girls are just not my type, because they're bearded, short and square!
The Easterlings' young daughters put up too much of a fight!
And the Southron girls are just all mixed up, they worship dark instead of light...
(Chorus)
I wish they all could be Numenorean,
I wish they all could be Numenorean,
I wish they all could be Numenorean... Girrrrrlllls!
Don't want a Rohirrim shield-maiden, even though she rides a nag.
And the halfling dames with their hairy feet, to kiss their toes would make me gag!:D
Even if I found an Entwife, she'd be way too tall for me.
And besides I'd really wanna take her home,
Not live outside like I'm a Tree!
(Chorus):cool:
Gondor's orchards, vineyards, fields yield all the good things this life brings.
I dig an Ithilien honey in a bright green dress, we'd live in Minas Tirith's rings!
And Arnor's winter Yule fires burn so big and warm and bright,
It gives me pause to think, with a hug and a wink, the snow can fall all thru the night!
(Chorus)
Now - sure we've lost the homeland, to the inelectable wave.
But when we Exiles came here to Middle Earth - even the chicks were mighty brave.
I've wandered over Middle Earth and I've seen all kinds of girls,
But Osgiliath and Annuminas, they have the best high girls in the world!
(Chorus X 2):D :) :D
So... whaddayall think?
I'll let someone else write: "Back in U-M-B-A-R" by the Balrogs! Or whatever else you'd like to try. Have fun!
I Wish They All Could Be Numenorean Girls (by the Belfalas Boys)
Well elven maids are hip, but I can't stand that cold, hard stare.
And the dwarven girls are just not my type, because they're bearded, short and square!
The Easterlings' young daughters put up too much of a fight!
And the Southron girls are just all mixed up, they worship dark instead of light...
(Chorus)
I wish they all could be Numenorean,
I wish they all could be Numenorean,
I wish they all could be Numenorean... Girrrrrlllls!
Don't want a Rohirrim shield-maiden, even though she rides a nag.
And the halfling dames with their hairy feet, to kiss their toes would make me gag!:D
Even if I found an Entwife, she'd be way too tall for me.
And besides I'd really wanna take her home,
Not live outside like I'm a Tree!
(Chorus):cool:
Gondor's orchards, vineyards, fields yield all the good things this life brings.
I dig an Ithilien honey in a bright green dress, we'd live in Minas Tirith's rings!
And Arnor's winter Yule fires burn so big and warm and bright,
It gives me pause to think, with a hug and a wink, the snow can fall all thru the night!
(Chorus)
Now - sure we've lost the homeland, to the inelectable wave.
But when we Exiles came here to Middle Earth - even the chicks were mighty brave.
I've wandered over Middle Earth and I've seen all kinds of girls,
But Osgiliath and Annuminas, they have the best high girls in the world!
(Chorus X 2):D :) :D
So... whaddayall think?
I'll let someone else write: "Back in U-M-B-A-R" by the Balrogs! Or whatever else you'd like to try. Have fun!