scenes you'll hope to never see in LOTR

[littleCat]

have an idea for a scene that would never make it into LOTR? then write it here for laughs....
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*the Fellowship is walking opast a waterfall, when Legolas trips Aragorn. He falls into the water.*
Legolas: Hobbits! Charge!*pulling out makeshift scrub brush*
Frodo:*grabs Aragorn's weapons*
other hobbits:* attacking Aragorn with soap and makeshif scrub brushes*
Merry: Pippin, did you know Aragorn was blonde?*looking at clean Aragorn.*

[Jedi X]

*Frodo, having been wounded grievously upon Weathertop, is being cared for by the Ranger, Strider when, suddenly, here is Arwen! Not only is it NOT Glorfindel; but it's Arwen! And not only does our keen-eared and wood-wise Ranger NOT deftly hide amongst the hazels and heathers and spy out the approaching horseman like a seasoned man o'the wild; but he is taken completely by surprise by Arwen! She wonk wonks some words with our beloved Iceman then, in a fashion akin to a seasoned warrior, wafts Frodo away on Glorfindel's, I mean, HER, steed and to the Ford to the edge of Rivendell, riding with him the whole way and turns to face the Nazgul.*

Nazgul: Give up the Hobbit she-elf!
Arwen: If you want him; come and claim him!

*Arwen begins to weave some form of elfin magic (perhaps Keeblerian?) and summons up the waters to throw down the Nazgul who don't even say their coolest line "To Mordor we will take you!"*

I would hate to see that scene.

[Evenstar1400]

i would hate to see a scene involving a head to head battle between aragorn and sauron while frodo is struggling to get to the top of mount doom. i would sit there and wait to see how long it takes before aragorn gets himself ALMOST smashed to bits.

would also hate to see drunken hobbits go away.

[littleCat]

Hobbit: bum bum bum bum bum bum!
Sam: Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream......