Trunkie

[Bullroarer]

I deleted yours....we didn't get very far in it though...might as well start over.

If I remember correctly, you were an elf.

you may start in Rivendell, Lothlorien, or Grey Havens.

[TrunksGT]

Lothlorien!! Hoo hah!

[Bullroarer]

LOTHLORIEN! The only place with the Golden Leave Roler Coaster, Free Beer and go-go-elf maidens(oops, did I say that?;) )

You are looking around at the merry festivel.

[TrunksGT]

"Ooh! A fortune telling booth!" I exclaim as I quickly walk to the shack.

[Bullroarer]

You see an over-weight elf, munching on Greesy-Puffs.

"Hi, My name is TrunksGT," you say.

"Wait,"He says,"I know your name, you are TrunksGT. Mine is Gorpy"

"Wow," You say with strong sarcasm.

"Look into the ball," Gorpy says.

[TrunksGT]

I stare deeply into the ball and see...
A 500-pound man sucking on a cherry slurpee!
"Ahh!" I shout as I run from the shack with great speed.

[Bullroarer]

You bump into the girl of your dreams. Ya' know, big....and big......and small.......and tanned...etc.

[TrunksGT]

"Those are nice ******* on your **-***!"
SMACK! Right across the face!
"Ouchies..."

[TrunksGT]

Hellllllo?

[Bullroarer]

You pick yourself of the golden pavement, trying to ease the pain of your face.

You get up and go to ride the rollercoaster...