Horse RPG

[Legoles]

Okay yet another from me:D anyway the theme for this thread is *drumroll please* bam de dam de dam bhom: Horses of the elves.

My charachter is
Name:Cloudmane
Rider:Imhuriel
apperance:Silver horseshoes,white all over pure clean white,green eyes
horseshoe metal:Silver

[Kalile]

:confused: Horses? Oh well, what the hell. I'm gonna be the giant wolf, ok? Can we start right away?
Name: Warrl (Windrunner)
Rider: Kalile
Appearance: Platinum wolf the size of a small pony, eyes the color of the stormy sky,bright with intelligence.
Horseshoe metal: :rolleyes:

[Legoles]

Whatever, Anyway here goes:Imhuriel and her steed Cloudmane were riding through Lothlorien's woods and suddenly Warrg the wolf with the*seriously insane *Kalile came walking up to her .

[Fimbrethil]

I wanna join!

Name:Lightfoot (sound familiar?)
Rider:(I'm gonna use a character from my RPG) Sarra
Apperance: Paint,brown and white splochtes everywhere
They call me lightfoot because when I was a foal I was the fastest of all the little colts and fillies.

[Kalile]

Ooc: seriously insane?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! :eek: How dare you? I
am not seriously insane. I am dangerously unbalanced. Thppbbth.
And my wolf's name is Warrl not Warrg :rolleyes: sheesh.
You know what? Warrl has no rider. So there. :D (instead of Kalile, Lightfoot is with me)

<greetings Cloudmane have you news from the south>
The "voice" carries a strong undertone of worry.
<oh this is Lightfoot she brings bad news from the east>

[Legoles]

Occ Yes ive read the chronicles
"I have some unfortunete news, the orcs are going insane and are on the warpath. The folks in Lorien are having a debate wether to go to war, and to top it all off" she said sarcasticly,"A elf and a dwarf are friends ." What is this world coming to?"Anyway what is your news?"

Ooc: Sorry K Im stooopid :D not.

[Fimbrethil]

OOC: This is kind of confusing.

Lightfoot: What are we soppused to do about it neigh the orcs to death?

OOC:Sorry that's all I can think of for now.

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

OOO! Sounds like a worth while RPG!

Name: Midnight Ivory
Breed: ( Hmmm, hard... How about Tennesee Walking Horse
Horse shoe metal: Silver
Tack: None
Rider: Lileac (Lie-lee-ak)
Color: Black with a white star and coronets

[Legoles]

Ooc:thanx for joining :
Do you bring news Midnight Ivory
Ooc: I think that was funny Lightfoot

[Kalile]

<in my forest even run rumors of war> The great wolf sighed and shook his glistening fur.
<i checked with the beavers they have all fled the rabbits too>

[Legoles]

Does ANYBODY ELSE have news?

[Ianua]

Name: Dunmeagden
Rider: Tellothiel Seachild
Appearance: Dappled grey mare, white, tangled mane and tail from many a long journey
Horseshoe Metal: Titanium

[Kalile]

<Ah. Dunmeagden. Carry you news from the western sea? Elswhere orcs are massing. We must help. Do you bring that help or dark tidings?>

[Ianua]

I carry news Kalile, but t'is grave, Orcs mass in the west, bringing mortal danger to those of our kin...however, i will also assist you, in anyway i can

[Fimbrethil]

OOC: Changed my mind, I'm rider less and the lead mare of my heard. That should give me ideas!

IC: *Lightfoot sidestepped the great wolf, her mind said he would not harm her but her instincts said other wise*
Lileac(she could understand horses and she comes from Rohan): The Rohirrim are running out of horses orcs have stolen or killed all but a few.
Midnight Ivory:I am all that is left of my herd.
Lightfoot:*sounding angery* My herd and I have run wild for a very long time and we will not allow humans to ride us! I am geussing this is the reason you came.
Warrl:Lightfoot, if we do not halp the humans then we will be then next to fall!
Cloudmane:I agree! We should help them.
Lileac: Lightfoot please we need you and your herd.
Lightfoot: I will go and talk it over with my herd. *she loppes off into the forest*

OOC:Sorry Eowyn! I ahd to that to your character if I was gonna do my idea! Sorry if I made anyone else mad!

[Kalile]

Ooc: don't worry - Eowyn does that all the time ;) (sorry, couldn't resist)

[Fimbrethil]

OOC:Just makeing sure!:D

[Kalile]

Warrl sniffed the air, hackles rising.
<Orc flesh! In my forest!> With a howl of rage, the kyree bounded off.

[Fimbrethil]

OOC:Kalile just a question on horse RPG why are you a wolf?

Lightfoot:My herd and I have reached a deciesion. We will help you, but when we are no longer needed we will be returned to the wild.
Warrl:The orc won't prowl my forest again!
Lileac: Of course you will be and I thank you.
Cloudmane:Well what are we waiting lets go!
*they all head off toward Rohan*

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Originally posted by Kalile
Ooc: don't worry - Eowyn does that all the time ;) (sorry, couldn't resist)
OOC: I do do that ! :)

Midnight Ivory: Please, you may call me Midnight, or Ivory. We must go to the orcs, we may be able to surprise them.
Lileac: Midnight, wait...
Midnight Ivory: What? (By the way, she can talk to horses. )
Dunmeagden: Please, hurry! The orcs move swiftly!
Midnight Ivory: Lileac, Dunmeagdan has just explained why we must hurry!
Lileac: I suppose...

[Fimbrethil]

OOC: Who is Dunmeagdan? And what just happened?

[Kalile]

Ooc: Originally posted by Ianua
Name: Dunmeagden
Rider: Tellothiel Seachild
Appearance: Dappled grey mare, white, tangled mane and tail from many a long journey
Horseshoe Metal: Titanium
(That's Dunmeagden)
And it's about "horses of the elves," and in another thread, Warrl is an elf's mount. :) I always bend the rules. :D

[Ianua]

"Please, we must move, surley you realise the threat that their prsence brings?"

[Kalile]

<Yes, I do! We must fly!>
the kyree bounded off, leaving the others to follow.
<Hurry!>

[Ianua]

Dunmeagden gallops after kalile, soon catching up and running neck and neck beside her

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Midnight Ivory: we must be swift, like shadowfax!!
Lileac: Hurry!

[Kalile]

Warrl suddenly halts, his padded paws giving no warning.
<Be wary. They are very close.> His mental sending sounded strained. <The scent of blood is strong, and I need it. I want thier blood!> The remainder of the words were lost in a red haze as the normally reserved kyree went beserk. He bounded from the trees, over the long drop he planned to avoid, and landed running. Calls after him were useless, for the kyree was gone in blood-lust.

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Lileac: Hmmm? you smell something? I don't.
Midnight Ivory: Idiotic human.
Lileac: what?
Midnight Ivory: *Bucks Lileac off* You're walking from here.

[Legoles]

ooc: Im back
Cloudmane ran after Warrl with Imhuriel barely hanging on[kyree's are annoying why do they long for orc blood answer that!!!] They followed until Cloudmane could run no more. Imhuriel declared"we are offically lost." she declared "Totally LOVELY just LOVELY" thought Cloudmane

[Kalile]

Ooc: Kyree are, essentially, wolves. They are fiercly territorial, and these orcs are invading Warrl's home, slaughtering his people, and really ticking him off. And they are good, and good hates evil.


Ic: Orcs burst from the woods ahead of the group, which was mostly very near eachother, but seperated by trees. The orcs were running from a swift moonbeam leaping at their throats.
There weren't all that many, but they were moving fast, and toward the river. Warrl herded them toward the water where he could finish them off.

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

OOC: Can i be two horses?

Midnight Ivory: LOst???
Lileac: Idiotic horse. *Teasingly*
Midnight Ivory: *In no mood for jest* Shut up.
Cloudmane: What's up with you two?

[Legoles]

After following sounds of battle, Imhuriel and Cloudmane are finally unlost[is that a word?] and helped with killing of the orcs.

[Fimbrethil]

*everything is okay now but they suddenly here a great pumding coming twoard them*

Lightfoot:Halt!
Foal1:What are we doing here?
Mare1:Hush mind your manners.
Ivory:Lightfoot, why do you bring foals with you?
Lightfoot:they would have no where else to go. *the rest of the herd arivves*
All:Thats allot of horses!

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Originally posted by Legoles
After following sounds of battle, Imhuriel and Cloudmane are finally unlost[is that a word?] and helped with killing of the orcs.

OOC: The word's found.

Midnight Ivory (MI): Ahhh. Hey, who is that young filly over yonder?
Lilyfawn: I'm Lilyfawn, horse of Rohan
MI: *Supirior voice* I'm a horse of Mirkwood. Midnight Ivory of Mirkwood!

OOC: You never said I couldn't be two horses!!!

[Kalile]

Ooc: if you can keep track of two, by all means do so. More power to you.

Ic: Warrl sighed and stretched, shaking wet fur all over the horses and riders. <The water felt good. Well, what are we to do with all these horses? There is plenty of grazing land to be had here, but don't you generally like the open space?>

Ooc::confused: I'm a little confused. When we got seperated, Lightfoot found her herd, correct? And Lilyfawn comes from the herd, no?

[Legoles]

Cloudmane and Imhuriel[she mindspeaks:D]: yes mostly but some are different from others.

Hello again. I just used unlost as a joke Eowyn

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Originally posted by Kalile
Ooc: if you can keep track of two, by all means do so. More power to you.

Ooc::confused: I'm a little confused. When we got seperated, Lightfoot found her herd, correct? And Lilyfawn comes from the herd, no?

OOC: i can, don't worry. :)

Lilyfawn: Come! I saw Orcs heading towards Isengard!

Originally posted by Legoles
I just used unlost as a joke Eowyn

OOC: i see

Midnight Ivory (MI): Hmmm, low-down Rohan horse?
Lilyfawn: It's lilyfawn.
MI: whatever
MI: Let's go to Isengard.
Lileac: I WANNA KILL SOME ORCS!!!

[Legoles]

Imhuriel: here comes number 5,001

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Originally posted by Eowyn, Lady of Rohan
OOC: i can, don't worry. :)

Lilyfawn: Come! I saw Orcs heading towards Isengard!



OOC: i see

Midnight Ivory (MI): Hmmm, low-down Rohan horse?
Lilyfawn: It's lilyfawn.
MI: whatever
MI: Let's go to Isengard.
Lileac: I WANNA KILL SOME ORCS!!!

MI: Won't have to wait long!!

[Legoles]

ooc:yup
We were headed tword Isengaurd when suddenly

[Kalile]

A huge creature blocked our path. "Hoom hoom," it mused,"what have we here? Noble beasts and children of men!"

[Legoles]

Imhuriel and Klile greeted it calmly while the others recoiled with fear. "Hello there Treebeard, how is everything in your forest?"

[Kalile]

"Hoom. One might say that it goes well, but one might say all goes badly, too."

Warrl shook his head in impatience. <We have no time for this, Treebeard, in all respect. Have you seen orcs afoot?>

"Hoom, yes. In truth, I have two little orclings here, methinks."

"We're not orcs!!!"

"First talking trees, then silver wolves that run with horses! Ai, what I wouldn't give for second breakfast now, eh?"

"Aye."

Treebeard laughed his odd laugh. "And you will have it. Good-bye Windrunner and companions. There will be a moot called!" The ent strode away, his two 'orclings' still chattering.

[Legoles]

"Hmm the one thing I never thought I'd see in this forest was a hobbit," mused Cloudmane and Imhuriel at the same time.

[Fimbrethil]

Not much to do when you're a wild a until some one (hint hint ) gives you a rider .

[Kalile]

Ooc: sorry, can't help ya there!

Ic: <Hobbit? They smell odd, and of far away hills and good living.>

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

TB: Hoom...
Lileac: Have you seen any orcs? *quickly*
TB: Hoom...Don't be hasty...Let me tell you about ents...
Lileac: Shut up! We gotta go!!

[Legoles]

"I really dont think He appriciated that Lileac!!!!!" said Imhuriel, as Treebeard gave Liliac what looked like an nasty look.
MI:Kicks Lileac: Stupid human!!!!!!!!!

[Kalile]

ooc: I thought Treebeard walked away already. Oh well.
*If MI kicked someone, they would have broken ribs at the very least, and wouldn't be able to travel.*

Ic: <we do not have time to listen to angry words from barbaric apes and foolish beasts of burden!> Warrl growled, deep in his throat contemptuous. (sp?) He seized Midnight Ivory's leg in his jaws and held it gently but firmly. <Don't do that again.> He released her, nodding low to Treebeard.
<Lord of Fangorn, pass this way in honor with our meeting>

"Windrunner of the kyree, we part in honor with our meeting."
Treebeard also bowed, nearly spilling the hobbits. Then he left, striding to call the entmoot to order.

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Originally posted by Legoles
"I really dont think He appriciated that Lileac!!!!!" said Imhuriel, as Treebeard gave Liliac what looked like an nasty look.
MI:Kicks Lileac: Stupid human!!!!!!!!!

Lileac: Oooo, I think I am dieing.....
Treebeard: Hoom...hoom..
MI: Please forgive Lileac *Shoots Lileac a nasty look*, she is mentaly disturbed.
Lileac: No I'm not!

[Fimbrethil]

Lightfoot:I think you're all mental.
Herd:You're the one who ageerd to make us do this and we still don't have riders!(hint hint)

[Legoles]

OOC: IT was a LIGHT kick
"Ah stop your moaning and get up" said Kalile.
Imhuriel lept off her horse and kneeled down near Lileac and felt her ribcage."no briuses, no broken bones, she's fine, just complaining, and a bit annoying" she mindspoke to Cloudmane, Warrl, and Kalile<really annoying.>

[Kalile]

Ooc: Kalile doesn't exist, remember?

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Originally posted by Kalile
Ooc: Kalile doesn't exist, remember?


Oops. :p

Lileac: Oooo *groans* my stupid horse....
MI: Hey!!!!!!!!
Lilyborne (Lilyfawn's new name): Stupid horse? obviosly not talking to me. ;)

[Kalile]

<I do believe that she was speaking to all of you.> Warrl said seriously, but with a tang of irony, <I, of course, am too noble and intelligent for her to be speaking to...> Horses and humans alike all picked the kyree up, carried him to the nearby Entwash, and dumped him in.

[Legoles]

ooc:Kalile you r unusual

[Fimbrethil]

OOC: I think being unuasal is good.

[Silme*Christian]

Hello everyone, may I join?

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Originally posted by Kalile
<I do believe that she was speaking to all of you.> Warrl said seriously, but with a tang of irony, <I, of course, am too noble and intelligent for her to be speaking to...> Horses and humans alike all picked the kyree up, carried him to the nearby Entwash, and dumped him in.

MI: You may not be stupid, but you are vain.
Warrl: YOU EVIL...
MI: Not evil...Never evil...Maybe nefarious...Maybe devious...but never evil.
Warrl: *grumbles* Maybe all of them.
*MI and Warrl get into a paw/hoof fight*
Lilyborne: *Separating the two* Stop it..THere are orcs to attend to..not eachother.

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Originally posted by Kalile
<I do believe that she was speaking to all of you.> Warrl said seriously, but with a tang of irony, <I, of course, am too noble and intelligent for her to be speaking to...> Horses and humans alike all picked the kyree up, carried him to the nearby Entwash, and dumped him in.

MI: You may not be stupid, but you are vain.
Warrl: YOU EVIL...
MI: Not evil...Never evil...Maybe nefarious...Maybe devious...but never evil.
Warrl: *grumbles* Maybe all of them.
*MI and Warrl get into a paw/hoof fight*
Lilyborne: *Separating the two* Stop it..THere are orcs to attend to..not eachother.

OOC: Sure you can join
OOC2: Oops, posted this twice. :o

[Kalile]

Originally posted by Legoles
ooc:Kalile you r unusual

If I wasn't unusual, would I be your friend? I think not, miss Legolas loving choir major! (The horror)


;)

[Silme*Christian]

Thanks for leting me join! Can someone tell me what OOC stands for, and its significance in this thread?

[Silme*Christian]

Name: Delire Langhelm (mariner HÃ*sléf Lordhelm)
Apearence: Black cloak, rangers cloths, blue in the eyes heathed sword with moon letters spelling an anceint spell
Horse Breed: Arabian
Horse Name: Arabic Roses

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

OOC: Have we left TB yet?

Lileac: Hey! Who's that?
Delire: I'm Delire Langhelm.
Lileac: Son of...
Delire: Son of...I dunno!!!

[Silme*Christian]

Daughter of Alklith
I brind news from the North

[Fimbrethil]

OOC:Has every one forgotten about me? I know I haven't done much, so I'm going to quit this Rpg I'm in to many anyway. Just pretend like the herd of horses ran off or something.

[Silme*Christian]

No one has forgoten you. Please, stay

[Kalile]

Originally posted by Silme*Christian
Thanks for leting me join! Can someone tell me what OOC stands for, and its significance in this thread?

Ooc means Out Of Character. It's for making comments when you don't want your character saying them. For example, my kyree probably wouldn't call the white horse a Legoles loving choir major. However, Legoles is a choir major, and I was teasing her.


Fimbrethil stay. No go. My Fimbrethil.

Anyway, I'm in at least as many as you! :D

[Silme*Christian]

OK I get it.

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Originally posted by Fimbrethil
OOC:Has every one forgotten about me? I know I haven't done much, so I'm going to quit this Rpg I'm in to many anyway. Just pretend like the herd of horses ran off or something.

OOC: NOOO FIMMMMMIE!!!! No go!!! I may be in more than you!!!
OOC#2: Welcome to the RPG, Silme*Christian!

[Silme*Christian]

OOC: Thank you most kindly.

[Legoles]

you are welcome to my thread, Kaliile did the offical welcome, sorry computer suspension.

[Kalile]

Well, anyway, we're all heading toward Isenguard to see what's what before the Ents finish their entmoot. Maybe we can meet Gandalf, do some reconnosence (sp?) work, whatever. Legoles, you're the thread starter, so play DM.

If you don't know what a DM is, I'll spam you. ;)

[Silme*Christian]

DM? Doesn't that mean Damn Munchies?;)

[Kalile]

Arr! You have angered my sense of right! Yarr! Prepare to be spammed! Oh, wait, you were having trouble with that already huh. Never mind. :p

Really DM means Dungeon Master, and in a real rpg, they make the story and are like the narrator. They roll the dice and are the only ones narrating.

You probably already knew, but if ya didn't, ya do now. ;)

Oh, by the way, Silme* I tried to send you a pm answering your questions (I know you said post, but considering the crap you're getting) but my computer wouldn't send it. :(

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Originally posted by Silme*Christian
OOC: Thank you most kindly.

You're welcome. No problem

[Legoles]

Okay okay I'll be the DM, unless I'm not here, then Kalile takes, Then Eowyn if Kalile is not here. Okay? Okay.
The horses had just entered Fangorn, when a party of orcs attacked them.
MI:Not more orcs, arrgh, Die orcs
Cloudmane: Ah stuff it and fight.
Lileac: Finally, some action

[Kalile]

<Treebeard will not be pleased. These are the Uruk-hai, the army of Sauruman. We must not let them disturb the Entmoot. I wonder why the Uruk-hai are mustering now - we must take a prisoner.>

Soon, the kyree had a prisoner gripped frimly in his teeth, along with a rope. <Could someone tie him for me? It's rather inconvinient to have paws sometimes.>

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

MI: Yay! Orcs, die!!
Urk Hai: Huh?
MI: 'No mindless orcs' gees Gimli! They're dumb!
Urk Hai: Huh?

[Kalile]

Warrl turned amber eyes upon them. <We will not kill him. The information he has is far too valuable, though I long to rip his throat out. If you harm him, I will inflict the same wounds upon you. Too many lives hang in the balance.>

The kyree turned away, muttering <That I should defend a Uruk-hai from my friends...:mad:>

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Originally posted by Kalile
Warrl turned amber eyes upon them. <We will not kill him. The information he has is far too valuable, though I long to rip his throat out. If you harm him, I will inflict the same wounds upon you. Too many lives hang in the balance.>

The kyree turned away, muttering <That I should defend a Uruk-hai from my friends...:mad:>
Lileac: Dang!
MI: Dang, I've been practicing those moves the royal Lipizzaner horses do for YEARS!!!:mad:

[Kalile]

Go find your own Uruk-hai!

[Silme*Christian]

Hello everyone, I am Silme (that's sil-may not sew-me!)
I was wondering if I could join your RPG? Please?

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Originally posted by Silme*Christian
Hello everyone, I am Silme (that's sil-may not sew-me!)
I was wondering if I could join your RPG? Please?

Sure!

MI: Lileac. I need some excersize.
Lileac: Sure, go running.
MI: Nope. *Kicks lileac* I feel much freer!

[Silme*Christian]

OOC: Thanks!

[Legoles]

OOC:Welcome Slime
OOC2: I'm baack:)
MI will you stop doing that!!!! there goes Imhuriel , again, to heal Lileac's whiny little butt.

[Silme*Christian]

Thank you Legolas

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Originally posted by Legoles
OOC:Welcome Slime
OOC2: I'm baack:)
MI will you stop doing that!!!! there goes Imhuriel , again, to heal Lileac's whiny little butt.

OOC: Rats. ;)

Lileac: Thanks! *Kisses Imhuriel*
Silme: Ewwww!
Imhuriel: Ugggg.
Lileac: Sorry.

OOC2: It's Silme, not Slime

[Silme*Christian]

OOC: yes Silme not slime.

Silme: Lets not get intemate hear!

[Kalile]

Ooc: :confused: Huh? Oh. You can't spell! :p

Ic: Warrl nipped at them lightly. <Come on! We must make haste so Isenguard. I personally would like to get there before the Ents manage to come to a desision. :) >

[Legoles]

"You know what MI you stop kicking Lileac and I'll garentee that we will get there faster."

[Kalile]

Warrl growled in frustration and turned. <Coming?>

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Originally posted by Legoles
"You know what MI you stop kicking Lileac and I'll garentee that we will get there faster."

MI: Hey! why?
Lileac>: Oooo com'mon.

[Silme*Christian]

Silme: Right behind you Warrl!

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Lileac: Behind you warral.
Silme: It's Warrl.
MI: Whatever.

[Kalile]

Warrl didn't answer. He ran.

At the edge of Fangorn, there came into view a horse such as none the world had seen since ages past. He bore his rider easily, and with great speed. Warrl howled a greeting, and Gandalf turned.
"Well met, Windrunner! Tell me, has Treebeard been seen here today? He is needed, but I fear he will not come."

<I have, Mithrandir. He was in such an anger as I have not seen ever present ents. There were two of the... hob-its with him.>
Gandalf laughed, and his old face lost some of its care and worry.
"So between the two of them, our enemies have contrived to bring the hobbits here with marvelous speed, where otherwise they might never have come. That is good news!"

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

MI: When're we gonna get there?
Warrl: When ever we do.
Lileac: When're we gonna get there?
*A half hour later*
Lileac: When're we gonna get there?
*Another half hour later*
Lileac: When're we gonna...
Warrl: WHENEVER YOU SHUT YOUR DARN MOUTH!!!

[Legoles]

Sheesh, just shut it Lileac.

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Lileac: why?
MI: Because I'll buck you off if you don't.
All: Midnight Ivory!!!!
MI: What?

[Silme*Christian]

Silme: are we there yet?
aer we there yet?
are we there yet?
are we there yet?
are we there yet?
are we there yet?
MI: Shut up!

*gives warning kick*

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Originally posted by Silme*Christian
Silme: are we there yet?
aer we there yet?
are we there yet?
are we there yet?
are we there yet?
are we there yet?
MI: Shut up!

*gives warning kick*

Imhuriel: Midnight Ivory!
MI: What? It wasn't hard at all!!!
Lileac: YOu're obsessed with kicking/

[Silme*Christian]

*MI liioks inocent*

Silme: That's OK. But really, when are we going to get there! My but hurts from siting on a horse!

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Imhuriel: Your butt bones aren't hard enough
Lileac: Butt bones?????
Imhuriel: Yeah, butt bones.

[Silme*Christian]

Silme: It isn't my bones! I don't have any fat on my rump!

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Lileac: *Laughs* You must be joking!!!

[Silme*Christian]

OOC: REALLY! I am skin and bones!

Silme: 'Tis no joke, look at me, there is nothing on me!

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Eowyn: True, I'm skin and bones too.
Imhuriel: Me too! But my butt's fleshy!!

OOC: Sorry!

[Silme*Christian]

OOC: That's alright Éowen, my friend! No feelings hurt, no need to apoligize!

Silme: Ah, I see. *chuckles* When are we going to get there?!
Éowen: Yeah! We've been on this horse for three days!

*just then, the company reached their destination. (really I have NO clue oncesoever where that was)

Silme: I feel like my but is going to fall off!
Éowen: I am sooo glad we're here.\

*Éowen and Silme both breeth a sight of relief*

[Legoles]

Imhuriel jumps off her horse and says " you two complain too much"

[Silme*Christian]

Complaining helps me cope with this.:D

[Legoles]

Whatever, try riding a horse for a month without getting off besides to go to the bathroom and sleep, then you can complain!

[Legoles]

We are in Lothlorien, for your information. Dont ask me how we just are. Were here before the fellowship, and we were antisipated so dont worry!

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Eowyn: Butt bones, achy...

[Silme*Christian]

Silme: Stiff...urg...legs...ouch...hard to move.

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Eowyn: We are SUCH complainers!!!!

[Silme*Christian]

Silme: Yep...oh well!

[Legoles]

" Arrgh, I ned some Mirivour. Yo Galadriel, got some Mirivour?"
Galadriel: Yup!