Three worder...

[Quaff Down Gin]

Wanted to try this out with you all. Seems that the One Worder is fairly constricting and allows for only limited creativity, so let's try a Three-worder and see what happens... Through long Ages...

[bmilder]

the hobbits were

[anduin]

considered to be

[Elanor]

insignificant. But Elanor

[bmilder]

knew that they

[anduin]

were destined for

[Elanor]

the ultimate power.

[Ryan6233]

And the dogcows

[Elanor]

knew it too.

[bmilder]

The Shire was

[anduin]

unusually quiet for

[bmilder]

the Mayor's birthday

[anduin]

. Usually, the road

[bmilder]

was filled with

[anduin]

merry little Hobbits

[Elanor]

singing, dancing, and

[Ryan6233]

farting all the

[Elanor]

day long. Ominously,

[Elrond]

no-one farted! so

[Elanor]

the Mayor's birthday incidentally, anyone know when it was? Let's have it be Sam.

[Gimli the Dwarf]

was smell free!

[Elanor]

Samwise, the Mayor

[ArwenUndomiel02]

called for a

[Elanor]

speech, given by

[bmilder]

Peregrin Took, the

[Elanor]

famous and handsome

[anduin]

Hobbit of the Oops, incompetent use of user names :(

[bmilder]

Year, who fortunately

[Elanor]

declined to speak.

[peregrin]

Instead, Elanor had

[ArwenUndomiel02]

Rosie Cotton give it.

[Elanor]

Rosie eloquently told

[anduin]

of how Sam

[bmilder]

had defeated the

[anduin]

ugly spider, Shelob.

[bmilder]

The speech was

[Elanor]

marvelous. Everyone cheered

[anduin]

, calling for a

[Elanor]

toast of gingerale

[anduin]

, saying, "three cheers

[Elanor]

to Sam, Spider-killer!"

[anduin]

After everyone had

[Elanor]

guzzled gingerale, they

[anduin]

made their way

[Elanor]

to Bag-End and

[anduin]

smoked some pipe-weed.

[Elanor]

Suddenly, the Lord of the Rings

[anduin]

materialized right before

[Elanor]

Sam and said

[anduin]

"Hullo, Sam my

[peregrin]

lad, Happy Birthday! "

[Elanor]

Sam screamed and

[anduin]

Elanor went after

[Elanor]

the Red Eye with

[anduin]

her dagger and

[ArwenUndomiel02]

killed him dead.

[Elanor]

Just then, Rosie

[bmilder]

turned and saw

[anduin]

the most amazing

[Elanor]

creature, some combination

[bmilder]

of Balrog and

[Elanor]

Neekerbreeker. It had

[bmilder]

five eyes, ten

[anduin]

crystal clear teeth,

[bmilder]

and one large

[Elanor]

hammer, with which

[anduin]

it used it

[Poinsettia]

to bash people

[bmilder]

. Its eyes were

[ArwenUndomiel02]

very sharp. They

[Fat middle]

were weeping. Yes

[bmilder]

, it was fierce,

[gdl96]

and it was

[anduin]

very, very scary.

[Elanor]

So Rosie yelled

[bmilder]

Here's what's happened so far: Through long Ages...the hobbits were considered to be insignificant. But Elanor knew that they were destined for the ultimate power. And the dogcows knew it too. The Shire was unusually quiet for the Mayor's birthday. Usually, the road was filled with merry little hobbits, singing, dancing, and farting all the day long. Ominously, no-one farted! So the Mayor's birthday was smell free. Samwise, the Mayor, called for a speech, given by Peregrin Took, the famous and handsome Hobbit of the Year, who fortunately declined to speak. Instead, Elanor had Rosie Cotton give it. Rosie eloquently told of how Sam had defeated the ugly spider, Shelob. The speech was marvelous. Everyone cheered, calling for a toast of gingerale, saying, "Three Cheers to Sam," Spider Killer! After everyone had guzzled gingerale, they made their way back to Bag-End and smoked some pipeweed. Suddenly, the Lord of the Rings materialized right before Sam and said, "Hullo Sam my lad, happy birthday!" Sam screamed and Elanor went after the Red Eye with her dagger and killed him dead. Just then, Rosie turned and saw the most amazing creature, some combination of Balrog and Neekerbreeker. It had five eyes, ten crystal clear teeth, and one large hammer, with which it used it to bash people. Its eyes were very sharp. They were weeping. Yes, it was fierce, and it was very, very scary. So Rosie yelled

[bmilder]

at Sam, and

[The One Ring]

and suddenly the

[gdl96]

snow stopped falling

[ArwenUndomiel02]

and the sun

[Elanor]

giggled at the Man in the Moon. Remember, names are words?

[Gimli the Dwarf]

Then the monster Man on the moon?

[Elanor]

did the Springle-Ring Yes, remember Tirion?

[anduin]

and danced upon

[Elanor]

the pinnacle of

[anduin]

of the Misty Mts.

[Elanor]

Then Melkor was

[anduin]

forever banished from

[Darth Tater]

My house, since

[anduin]

he always forgot

[peregrin]

to wipe his

[Gandalf02]

arse, on a

[MD641]

pure gold napkin. I like insane stories!

[anduin]

But Melkor regretted

[Elanor]

his evil actions

[anduin]

and was forever

[The One Ring]

the most kind-hearted

[Elanor]

bunny rabbit in

[The One Ring]

the whole Shire.

[Elanor]

He was eaten

[The One Ring]

by an extremely

[juntel]

hungry Moderator who

[anduin]

couldn't stomach being

[Darth Tater]

mean to anduin

[juntel]

wihtout knowing why.

[anduin]

Here's what's happened so far: Through long Ages...the hobbits were considered to be insignificant. But Elanor knew that they were destined for the ultimate power. And the dogcows knew it too. The Shire was unusually quiet for the Mayor's birthday. Usually, the road was filled with merry little hobbits, singing, dancing, and farting all the day long. Ominously, no-one farted! So the Mayor's birthday was smell free. Samwise, the Mayor, called for a speech, given by Peregrin Took, the famous and handsome Hobbit of the Year, who fortunately declined to speak. Instead, Elanor had Rosie Cotton give it. Rosie eloquently told of how Sam had defeated the ugly spider, Shelob. The speech was marvelous. Everyone cheered, calling for a toast of gingerale, saying, "Three Cheers to Sam," Spider Killer! After everyone had guzzled gingerale, they made their way back to Bag-End and smoked some pipeweed. Suddenly, the Lord of the Rings materialized right before Sam and said, "Hullo Sam my lad, happy birthday!" Sam screamed and Elanor went after the Red Eye with her dagger and killed him dead. Just then, Rosie turned and saw the most amazing creature, some combination of Balrog and Neekerbreeker. It had five eyes, ten crystal clear teeth, and one large hammer, with which it used it to bash people. Its eyes were very sharp. They were weeping. Yes, it was fierce, and it was very, very scary. So Rosie yelled at Sam, and suddenly the snow stopped falling and the sun giggled at the man in the moon. Then the monster did the Springle-Ring and danced upon the pinnacle of the Misty Mts. Then Melkor was forever banished from My house, since he always forgot to wipe his arse on a pure gold napkin. But Melkor regretted his evil actions and was forever the most kind-hearted bunny rabbit in the whole Shire. He was eaten by an extremely hungary Moderator who couldn't stomach being mean to anduin without knowing why. Deep in thought,

[bmilder]

Rosie Cotton pondered (Btw, thanks, anduin, I was going to have to do that soon if you hadn't :))

[juntel]

about when her

[anduin]

head would stop no problem, bmilder :)

[juntel]

inflating: she was

[Elanor]

very egotistical and

[juntel]

her wig weighed

[anduin]

twice as much

[Elanor]

as her nose.

[juntel]

Rosie then realized (

[anduin]

that she never

[juntel]

allowed herself to (well, never mind the open parenthesis then... let's say I didn't put it :-) ).

[anduin]

......hmmm, maybe I should have typed...insert realization here.... :P know the truth

[juntel]

about what was

[anduin]

under her wig

[juntel]

(even though everyone

[anduin]

already knew.) Juntel

[juntel]

thought anduin was

[Elanor]

under Rosie's wig

[juntel]

, but after carefull

[The One Ring]

consideration, realized that

[juntel]

it was Elanor.

[anduin]

How did Elanor

[Elanor]

get under there? I am very curious to find out...

[anduin]

....you may ask.

[Elanor]

Well, she was

[juntel]

looking for anduin!

[anduin]

"Anduin", she whispered,

[peregrin]

"are you under

[anduin]

there?" Elanor was

[Elanor]

startled to find

[CantinaCreature]

not only anduin,

[juntel]

but juntel, totally (be carefull here! :-p )

[Elanor]

wigged out and

[anduin]

drinking hot Jello.

[juntel]

"Elanor, why should

[Elanor]

we be ashamed

[anduin]

of anything?" asked

[Elanor]

anduin, grinning and

[anduin]

but looking confused.

[juntel]

(((((ooops... I posted too late... never mind...)))

[anduin]

It wasn't until Juntel, I thought you were back on ICQ....

[Elanor]

the wig exploded

[anduin]

that Elanor and

[Elanor]

her two buddies

[anduin]

finally made it

[Elanor]

through the jello

[juntel]

, only to find (it seems we're not online at the same time anduin; also I'm sometimes online from a place where icq isn't installable...)

[Elanor]

a big cake What's this about you on icq, juntel?? anduin, are you hiding things from me?

[juntel]

was there waiting (i thought you people were always chatting on icq... I'm in GMT -5 (ie NewYork time), and usually am online at night)

[Darth Tater]

to be thrown (I'm on the east coast, what's wrong with New York time?)

[Elanor]

in the face (of)

[anduin]

Tater and friends. (Well that would explain things.....there have been times I have posted right after you but I didn't see you on icq. Still I can't believe we have missed each other....oh well. Also pardon me for not answering your email, I have been a bit lazy lately and thought I would catch you on ICQ) (Elanor, my lips are sealed ;) )

[Elanor]

The cake then You left out an "of" in there, so I'm putting it back in...

[juntel]

exploded into pieces.

[Elanor]

Then juntel went

[anduin]

to go see Thanks Elanor, looking back, that isn't the first time I have done that....I certainly need to be more careful ;) Juntel, notice that I am making this post at around 10:00am....and I have been up since 9:00am, and to be honest I feel like I have a hangover :P

[Darth Tater]

The hideous little

[Elanor]

Sith vegetable and

[juntel]

dysfunctional paranoid jedi. anduin, I got up at 12:00pm, and I feel fine...

[anduin]

Both of which Juntel, I ended up sleeping away my Saturday afternoon......

[juntel]

stayed all night

[Elanor]

at a disco

[juntel]

talking about movies,

[anduin]

mysteries of the

[juntel]

Republican Party and

[Elanor]

Balrogs with wings.

[juntel]

They concluded that

[anduin]

Macs rule and

[Elanor]

swimming is fun.

[juntel]

Alas they were

[juntel]

wrong about Macs... ;-P

[anduin]

.....no matter the desire too (unless you have another alias of course...right, Elanor? ;) ) To make things

[juntel]

more confusing, they

[Elanor]

ate a pizza

[juntel]

underwater, which showed

[bmilder]

the ineptitude of

[anduin]

the underwater patrolmen.

[juntel]

Meanwhile, Illuvatar, drunkened

[Elanor]

his Ainur friends

[juntel]

and painted their

[Elanor]

toenails green. Except

[juntel]

for Morgoth, explaining

[Elanor]

that Morgoth's toenails

[juntel]

make him angry,

[Elanor]

being red, unsanitary, juntel, my icq number is 55948803

[juntel]

and the smell

[Pharazir]

of rotting Orc-corpses!

[The One Ring]

So Morgoth decided

[Elanor]

to beautify himself

[Pharazir]

by wearing women's

[Elanor]

lipstick. But it

[bmilder]

failed miserably, creating

[juntel]

kissing avoidance illnesses.

[Pharazir]

Nevertheless, Eru's older-brother

[The One Ring]

thought that the

[Gandalv the white]

lipstick was icredebly

[juntel]

good to eat.

[Elanor]

Eating lipstick causes

[juntel]

teeth coloration weirdness,

[Eruve]

bad breath, and

[juntel]

horrifying stomach aches!

[anduin]

However, if that

[juntel]

proved to be

[Elanor]

Eru's brother's problem,

[juntel]

the lipstick corporations

[anduin]

have PR problems. :(

[juntel]

Elanor's resurection of

[Eruve]

this thread is

[juntel]

, let me think,

[anduin]

bringing friends together. :)

[juntel]

Now, Threabeard was

[arynetrek]

...mistaken for Treebeard...

[juntel]

because juntel couldn't

[dunedain lady]

always spell correctly

[juntel]

when he drank

[anduin]

moldy blueberry milkshakes.

[Fat middle]

Anyway, Threabeard was

[Eruve]

a black-hearted Ent

[juntel]

, blind and mute,

[arynetrek]

...who decided to...

[juntel]

see and shout

[Fat middle]

but he couldn't

[Eruve]

and this made

[anduin]

him completely psycho.

[Eruve]

So he decided

[juntel]

to stop deciding.

[anduin]

Basically he freaked

[juntel]

out, drunken idiot!

[anduin]

Months after rehab

[juntel]

he ate lipstick

[Fat middle]

and bit Pippin's

[juntel]

fat middle chin.

[Eruve]

Pippin retaliated by

[juntel]

playing a Streisand

[arynetrek]

...sappy love song...

[juntel]

with Celeen Dyonn.

[Eruve]

This caused Threabeard

[juntel]

to bark aloud.

("bark"... get it? hehe... oh, ok... not that funny...)

[Fat middle]

"Where is Eru's

[anduin]

brother's liquor cabinet?

[Eruve]

I need a

[juntel]

bottle recount! Thieves!"

[anduin]

Obviously his paranoia

[Elanor]

and obsessive-compulsive behavior