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[Tári_of_Varies_Nienna]

Um...Hi. Im new here and...I love to RPG. So if yall could help me out in this factor...id love for you to help me get my own RPG up. OK, i have rules...i know, stupid, but fair.Here we go:
-No killings of other characters, unless you have an agreement, i do not want any complaints okkie dokkie?
-Please lets try to contain ourselves to a PG-13 rating ok?
-Since I've seen if before i will list a couple of things which will not be accepted: epidemic illnesses that are not curable ( the limit is if an illness is curable by some kind of magic thing, then we can find a wizard somewhere! lol), unbeatable powers, destructions of whole cities (unless abbandoned or none of the players were there at the time) and please no natural disasters caused by somekind of spell that will kill everyone. In short no exterminations! lol
Now that we have gone through the rules we can get to the fun part. We are going to have as many characters as you want, no limitations, but no copies (meaning that if possible I would like to see many different wizards instead of 20 white ones!lol that was only an example). We'll start with the characters from the books, everyone is allowed to play (we can have Boromir, Aragorn, Elrond ecc. ecc.) and we can also have made up characters. If you chose to have someone that existed in the books, it doesnt mean that they have to follow the same path they had in the book (ex. Boromir doesnt have to die, Galadriel doesn't have to leave for the Grey Havens, ecc.ecc.). They can also be different in features (ex. Aragorn can be a better archer than swordsman, we don't care NE cREATIVE!!!!!!)
Anyway........I would like the players to first put down their characters, then we can start. We can accept new players at anytime. To get started, I'll put down myself!
Name: Delandra
Age: 236
Race: Elf
Weapons: Thrydia, her sword, Condra, her knife, the Tanithyans, a series of tiny, but sharp knives stored everywhere in her clothing. When she calls to them, they come. And last but not least, bbow of Lothlorien, in which she has been there once, and arrows of Imladris.
Horse: Thaliatar
Description: Tall, really long black hair, sharp black eyes, amazingly fair face, long sprinters legs
Title: Little one/Gardeners Girl, and most commonly by the male elves, Varië o Cali: Goddess of Light
Parents: Hangand and Lanigliel
Siblings(s): Only brother, Nemalko
Backround: Her father worked as the royal gardener for the royal family of Fadrathien, until he was killed by a Nazgul. Her mother, grieving still when Delandra left for Imladris, stayed to take care of her brother who had been shot by an orc arrow.
Okkie dokkie...now...
This is the setting, instead of making one up, i will do something a little different, I'll use the old game "What if the story went like this". We'll start from the arrival at Rivendell. At the Council of Elrond.
Now lets see...we'll need a couple of Nazgul, lets have an Ugluk and at the very least either a Saruman the White or Sauron. We need all the Fellowship, and extra. We need lots of evil people to fight the good people, k? Great! Lets get it rollin!:rolleyes:

[Ithilwin]

welcome to the 'moot:)

[Tári_of_Varies_Nienna]

Thanks for the ... warm... welcome. is this like, silent treatment?

[Arcala]

Well, I would say welcome, too, but as you can see, I'm little more than a newbie myself.:p

ANYWAY, ..... welcome to the 'moot.:D

[Tári_of_Varies_Nienna]

Glad to know im not the only one!:rolleyes:

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Welcome Varie! (It's Eowen, former user of PT) How are you? Go to the Official welcome thread and you will be glad you did. Any how, this is the RPG forum.

Name: Eowyn
Gender: Female
Race: Men (But I'm female, that's just my race!)
Weapons: Sword and a dagger
Other:

[The last sane person]

no, this is not the silent treatment!

Name: Aragorn
Gender: Male
Race:Man
weapons: Narsil and rangers sword
other:

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Originally posted by The last sane person
no, this is not the silent treatment!

Name: Aragorn
Gender: Male
Race:Man
weapons: Narsil and rangers sword
other:

Nice, aragorn! Don't you have the-sword-that-was-broken?.....Anduril?

[Lady of Middle Earth 99]

Name: Lenia (Len-I-ah)
Age: unknown
Gender: Female
Race: Elven
Weapons: Bow and arrows
Other: Gold hair

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Com'mon people! Join us here!!!:(

[Dreran the Green]

Ok. Bin meaning to join another RPG anyway:)

Name: Dreran the Green
Occupation: The accidental 6th Istari
Gender: female
Description: short with med. length dark brown hair and blue-green eyes. Always wears green. Has a tendency to be very hyper.
Weapons: A magic staff, a sword, and a double-sided diamond tipped spear (since diamonds are sharper than knives) named Stabby.

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Originally posted by Dreran the Green
Occupation: The accidental 6th IstariWeapons: A magic staff, a sword, and a double-sided diamond tipped spear (since diamonds are sharper than knives) named Stabby.


lol! ;)

When's this RPG starting???

[Dreran the Green]

Soon I hope!:) Do we need anyone else before we start?

[The last sane person]

OOC: Stabby????

[Dreran the Green]

What? What's wrong with Stabby? Its accurate!:D ;)

[The last sane person]

OOC: *lol* Nothing, nothings wrong with the name. It's cute actually and also acurate. Just not quite what one would expect an elf to name her weapon!

[Dreran the Green]

Heehee.;)

So when's this gonna start? Can we start yet?:)

[The last sane person]

OOC: I dunno, why dont you try to pm Tari_of_Varies_Nienna? If not then just post the start and we'll head on from there!

[Dreran the Green]

Well I just sent Tari a PM but it looks like were gonna have to start this on our own! Tari said at the beginning that we'll start at the arrival at Rivendell so I'll just elaborate on that a bit:

One by one, the peoples of Middle Earth began to arrive at Rivendell. Elrond looked out as the elves Delandra and Lenia rode up through the trees. Eowyn came too, and soon the Council of Elrond was started...

Elrond: Strangers from distant lands, friends of old-*at this point there is a bright explosion and Dreran the Green appears*
Dreran: Sorry! Sorry I'm late! Hi everybody! *Elrond groans*
Elrond: No one said anything about her coming...
Dreran: Yeah well...so what'd I miss?
Aragorn: We were just getting started.
Dreran: Cool. *sits down*
Elrond: Anyway...you have all been summoned here to answer the threat of Mordor *ominous music plays. all gasp*
Frodo: Nooo!
Gandalf: Ssshhh!
Elrond: *clears throat* See, it looks pretty bad. Sauron has decided to try and take over the world again, and now Sarumaun's joined up with him too.
Eowyn: That's not good
Dreran: Never liked that guy.
Elrond: Yep. But it gets even more perilous. Frodo? Show everyone the Ring. *Frodo takes out the One Ring and sets it on the table. All gasp again. Except Boromir, who seems intranced*
Boromir: Shineeee...*Aragorn slaps him*
Boromir: Huh? Oh...*gasps*

....I have to get off the internet now though. Someone else keep this up please:)

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Com'mon Vari!!! I'll pm her to haul her over. She's lost, just like gandalf in the one ring one I made!! :eek:

Eowyn: Hullo, Lenia, of....
Lenia: Lenia of Lothlorien.
Eowyn: Behold Lenia of Lothlorien!!!
Deran: Behold, Lenia of LOthlorien!!!
Lenia: *blushing* Stop it. I'm not that great. I may have killed five thousand orcs in my life span, but I'm not that great.

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Vari!!??? Where is you?

[The last sane person]

OOC: "Where is you"?? Come now Eowyn, use proper english! *Leah throws her supirior British glance at Eowyn* :D

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Originally posted by The last sane person
OOC: "Where is you"?? Come now Eowyn, use proper english! *Leah throws her supirior British glance at Eowyn* :D

OOC: Sorry Leah...
OOC2: You're british???:confused:

Eowyn: (Am I Eowyn???:confused: Me confused Mooter... (haha I had to do that))

[Dreran the Green]

Originally posted by Eowyn, Lady of Rohan
Vari!!??? Where is you?

I'll PM her.

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Originally posted by Dreran the Green
I'll PM her.

GOOD! WE NEED OUR RPG STARTER!!! Tari's and Varis!! Where is yous?? (Ha ha, Sane. :p)

[Dreran the Green]

I PMd her yestiday......I don't think she's coming back.....

are we sure here that she isn't stuck on the top of a roof or something??? That's where I am, but I have internet access:D

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Originally posted by Tári_of_Varies_Nienna
Glad to know im not the only one!:rolleyes:

Don't worry Tari, we were all newbies once!! :)
At the same time PLEASE RETURN TARIIIIIIII

[The last sane person]

Oh well, if she doesnt come back some one could just take her place!

but please...Tari come back!!

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Originally posted by The last sane person
Oh well, if she doesnt come back some one could just take her place!

but please...Tari come back!!

TARI!!! I have her email, I could haul her back. :)
Should we start anyway?:confused:

[Dreran the Green]

We already did start, but we should probably just start over anyway.

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Yeah. I'll email her. :)

[The last sane person]

OOC: Good! I'll PM her yet again! who shall (re)start?

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

I will. But first, who am I?

[Dreran the Green]

You're Eowyn. Kinda obvious, innit?;)

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Oh. Duh. ;)
Eowyn: Where should we go now?
Aragorn: To rivendell.
Dreran: No!! I hate rivendell!
*Vision of Elrond appears*
Elrond: What did you say?
Dreran: Nothing! Let's go to rivendell!
Elrond: Com'mon.

[Dreran the Green]

*everyone is on their way to Rivendell from...I dont know....some other place with lots of orcs and evil things that they have gallantly smited*

Eowyn: Ha! We have gallantly smited all the orcs in that other place!
Aragorn: Cool. So how far are we from Rivendell?
Dreran: Not far enough. *an arrow is shot into the sandwhich she is eating*
Dreran: Uh...didn't mean that! Just joking here! Hehe...dumb rivendell.

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Eowyn: I hate ham! Theoden Mother's brother forgets I hate ham!
Aragorn: *Teasingly* Picky picky...
Eowyn: Shut your trap.

[Dreran the Green]

OOC: We need to try and get more people on this thread. Seems almost everyone has disappeared.

Aragorn: I don't want to.
Eowyn: You'd better want to...or else *evil laugh*
Dreran: I love it when people laugh evily. Lets all laugh evily! *They all laugh evily*

Orc: *laughs evily*
Eowyn: DIIIEEEE!!!! *Kills orc and laughs even more evily*
Dreran: Hey, it had a sandwich. *Picks up dead orc's sandwhich*
Ooh, subway!

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Originally posted by Dreran the Green
OOC: We need to try and get more people on this thread. Seems almost everyone has disappeared.

Aragorn: I don't want to.
Eowyn: You'd better want to...or else *evil laugh*
Dreran: I love it when people laugh evily. Lets all laugh evily! *They all laugh evily*

Orc: *laughs evily*
Eowyn: DIIIEEEE!!!! *Kills orc and laughs even more evily*
Dreran: Hey, it had a sandwich. *Picks up dead orc's sandwhich*
Ooh, subway!

Eowyn: But I HATE it when orcs laugh evily!!!

[Dreran the Green]

Dreran: *munching sandwich* well its dead now so no big deal.
Aragorn: Gimme that! *grabs sandwhich*
Dreran: *teary eyed* Subway....
Eowyn: Stop fighting over that gross orc sandwich! Lets go kill more orcs!
Aragorn: I thought we were going to Rivendell.
Eowyn: Well...yeah but, you know...orcs!
Elrond: YOU CAN KILL ORCS LATER! GET YOUR ARSES OVER TO RIVENDELL!!!
All: Okaaaay, Okaaaaay were going....

[Tári_of_Varies_Nienna]

Hey! Im back...sry for the long silence.
I read all your posts...and Im back now.
Deran the Green, i didnt get a pm. I didnt even know we could get pms! heehee...;)

[Dreran the Green]

:D Glad your back Tari! This is your RPG, join in!

[Tári_of_Varies_Nienna]

Well thankyou very much!
Oh, and I got those PMS...heehee, now i know where to find them!

[Dreran the Green]

Cool:cool:

[The last sane person]

OOC: Yay! Welcome back! Where were you lady!?

Aragorn: Yuck! dont eat that thing!

Dreran: Why not?

Eowyn: It's been in an orcs mouth!

Tari: Yuck indeed!

Everyone: Where did she come from?!

Tari:*Impishly* hi every one!

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Originally posted by Tári_of_Varies_Nienna
Hey! Im back...sry for the long silence.
I read all your posts...and Im back now.
Deran the Green, i didnt get a pm. I didnt even know we could get pms! heehee...;)

OOC: WELCOME BACK TARI!!!

Eowyn: Hi. What's your name?
Aragorn: Do you like killing orcs?
Dreran: Who doesn't?
Eowyn: What's your horses name?
Aragorn: Nice sword! Where'd ya get it?
Dreran: At Rivendell?
Delandra: Whoa!!! One question at a time!The name's Delandra. Yes, I love killing those foul orcs. Everyone loves killing them. My horses named Thaliatar. And I forgot where I got Thryda, my sword.

[The last sane person]

OOC: Finally back on track.

Aragorn: Well, nice to meet you! we must get on our way though!

Delandra: Yep! off we go! and if we're lucky we'll come across some orcs!!

Dreran: Lucky indeed! I want some action!

Aragorn: Patience! Action there will be a plenty!

Eowyn: I hope so!

[Tári_of_Varies_Nienna]

Ah.
Hello, if your gonna name me, not Tari. Im to humble for everyone to be calling me Queen. *smiles impishly*;) Call me Nef, my given Elvish name!
anyway....hey Eowen-i mean...Eowyn! ;) long time no talk!
OK. What are we supposed to be doin here? I dont get it.

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Just what you do on PT!!!

Eowyn: Action is sooo cool!!!
Delandra: You can say that again!!!

[The last sane person]

Aragorn: Well, if you stop blabbing and start riding, we will see some while we're still young!!!

[Dreran the Green]

Dreran: We're young?

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Originally posted by Dreran the Green
Dreran: We're young?

Eowyn: I HOPE I'm still young. Let's go.

[The last sane person]

Aragorn:*rolls eyes* Fine! We're not young. We're a bunch a old farts! NOW WILL WE PLEASE GET MOVING???!!!

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Eowyn: Old farts? Never!
Dreran: Yay! I like being old and wise!
Aragorn: Yeah! But with you Dreran, you're old, indeed, but not wise. ha ha. ;)
Dreran: imensley insulted.
Eowyn: Let's get a move on! Stop arguing!!!
Nef: I agree with Eowyn, Com'on guys!!!!
Eowyn: Of course you agree with me! ;)
*Everyone starts pounding Eowyn*
Eowyn: UNCLE!!!!! I was JOKING!!!!!

[Dreran the Green]

Dreran: I AM SO wise, I'm one of the wisest people you'll ever-oooh look! Rivendell!
Eowyn: Have we been arguing the whole way there??
Aragorn: I guess so.
Nef: Oh well, lets go.

[The last sane person]

OOC: Hehehe... This is gettin interesting!

*upon arrival to Rivendell the swabbling quartet stops arguing (for now at least) and start to act like mature lords and ladies that they are in the book. unfortunatly, this is not the book and their manners last for about the first 20 minutes*

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Originally posted by Dreran the Green
Dreran: I AM SO wise, I'm one of the wisest people you'll ever-oooh look! Rivendell!
Eowyn: Have we been arguing the whole way there??
Aragorn: I guess so.
Nef: Oh well, lets go.

Eowyn: Surprising how long arguing can get you uncontiously.
Nef: And they say time flies when you're having fun! Time flies when you're not having fun!
Dreran: We were uncontious?
Eowyn: No you idiot!!!
*All of a sudden they're in front of Elrond*
Aragorn: Arguing does get you far!
Nef: Of course.

[The last sane person]

OOC: Oy vay! :rolleyes:

Aragorn: ahem... Greetings Elrond!

Elrond: Name your problem so i can give you and overly dramatic and rather depressing answer that is as long as a presidential speech claiming that the time of glory is over and the world will be robbed of its slpendour all because the elves are going to nance off to Valinor!

All: Em...okay.....?

[Dreran the Green]

Dreran: ........Why are we here?

Elrond: The world is changing. The grace and splendour of an immortal race is dying out and you all sit around arguing about it. Something must be done! Action is called for, action the likes of which has not been seen ni on several thousand really long measurements of time, Action which shall bring the world to its feet, and then back up out of the ruin to-

ALL: SHUT UP!!!!!
Nef: Okay....so.....do you even know why we're here?

Elrond: Maybe I do and maybe I don't. I'm not bothering with you impatient people anymore. You've insulted me. *storms off pouting*

[The last sane person]

OOC: LOL

Aragorn: Well fine! be that way you old half-elven prune!

Dreran: Jeez! what emmotional creatures elves are!

Aragorn: I shudder to think how bad the she-elves are!

Dreran: *giggle* Well, as soon as ya marry Arwen yer going to find out!!

Aragorn: *groan* If only i could fall in love within my own species!!

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Eowyn: The old fart! *Indignant*
Elrond: *Calling from the window* I HEARD that!!!
Aragorn: *Dazed* Arwen...
Dreran: *Slaps Aragorn* WAKE UP!!!!
Aragorn: Oops!!

[The last sane person]

Aragorn:...urf.....*slumps back to sleep dreaming of Arwen*

Eowyn: Oy vay! How are we ever going to get this guy to wake up??

Dreran: Well, Rivendell does have that sleepy affect to it...*yawn*

Nef: Now dont you pass out on us to!!

Eowyn: Too late! *Dreran slumps sound asleep on a couch next to Aragorn*

Nef: well, If aragorn keeps falling asleep to dream of Arwen, then he will stay awake to be next to her!

Eowyn: Then lets go get her! *dashes then stops and turns around* Where is she?

Nef:*shrugs* Beats me! Ask the fart!

Elrond: I HEARD THAT!

Eowyn: Damn, for an old prune...he's got good ears!

Elrond: ARRG!

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Originally posted by The last sane person
Aragorn:...urf.....*slumps back to sleep dreaming of Arwen*

Eowyn: Oy vay! How are we ever going to get this guy to wake up??

Dreran: Well, Rivendell does have that sleepy affect to it...*yawn*

Nef: Now dont you pass out on us to!!

Eowyn: Too late! *Dreran slumps sound asleep on a couch next to Aragorn*

Nef: well, If aragorn keeps falling asleep to dream of Arwen, then he will stay awake to be next to her!

Eowyn: Then lets go get her! *dashes then stops and turns around* Where is she?

Nef:*shrugs* Beats me! Ask the fart!

Elrond: I HEARD THAT!

Eowyn: Damn, for an old prune...he's got good ears!

Elrond: ARRG!

Eowyn: Sorry mr. Elrond. :eek:
Elrond: I'm insulted.
Nef: You evil bratty elf.
Elrond: You're an elf too.
Nef: Not a bratty one though.
Eowyn: If Aragorn's dreaming about arwen, What's Dreran dreaming about?

[The last sane person]

OOC: *shiver* I don wanna know! *twitch*

[Dreran the Green]

Aragorn: *mumbles in sleep* Arwen........Arwen.....
Dreran: *mumbles in sleep* guy in lothlorien....guy in lothlorien......Whadya mean he's taken?! Fine-guy in Rohan......guy in Rohan......

[The last sane person]

OOC: :D


Aragorn: *snore*

Dreran: *snore*

Nef: Now what?!

Eowyn: *snore*

Nef: Ack! Not you tooo!!!!

Elrond: hehehe.....

Nef: You!

Elrond: Who?

Nef: ARGH! *clobbers Elrond*

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Originally posted by The last sane person
OOC: :D


Aragorn: *snore*

Dreran: *snore*

Nef: Now what?!

Eowyn: *snore*

Nef: Ack! Not you tooo!!!!

Elrond: hehehe.....

Nef: You!

Elrond: Who?

Nef: ARGH! *clobbers Elrond*

OOC: Sane! I don't snore!!!!

[The last sane person]

OOC: Ya do now! And so does Aragorn, Dreran and I will post later to make Arwen snore too! hehehe....

[Dreran the Green]

OOC: How do you know you dont snore? You are never awake to listen!

Elrond: Ack! Help! Heelp!

Nef: Mahahaha shout all you want no one cares!

Elrond: Hey I'm a good guy! Why is everyone treating me like an orc!

Eowyn: *mumbles in sleep* If you were an orc you'd be dead by now

Nef: Youre awake?

Eowyn: Ooops. Zzzz....zzzzz....

[The last sane person]

OOC: One time my roomate claimed that she absolutley did not snore. So at night i took out my recorder and put it under her pillow, and played it for her in the morning. She was so embarrassed cause she snored as loud as a train. Surprizingly she hasnt snored since.

[Dreran the Green]

OOC: LOL, funny:D

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Originally posted by The last sane person
OOC: One time my roomate claimed that she absolutley did not snore. So at night i took out my recorder and put it under her pillow, and played it for her in the morning. She was so imbarrased cause she snored as loud as a train. Surprizingly she hasnt snored since.

OOC: embarrassed is spelled with two 's's and and e.

[The last sane person]

OOC: Oops.

Aragorn:*snore*

Dreran:*Snore*

Eowyn:*SNORE*

Arwen:......*snore*

Nef: Arwen too.....?!

Elrond:*Shrug* neh...

[Dreran the Green]

Nef: Hey, how come we aren't asleep???

Elrond: Someone needs to keep up a decent conversation.

[The last sane person]

Elrond: Well, of course i'm not asleep! I, after all, am the Master of this house!

Nef:*mumbles* Imperious git.

Elrond: excuse me?

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Elrond: You can't talk Eowyn! You're asleep!
Eowyn: Oops!
Narrator: Why does eowyn keep sleep talking?
Elrond: SHut it, narrie.
Narrator: Why is Elrond a brainless git?

[The last sane person]

Aragorn: *snore* Elrond is always a brainless git!...Zzzz...Zzzz.

Elrond:*brains Aragorn with frying pan*

[Dreran the Green]

Dreran: Oh yeah???? *sleepwalks over to Elrond, steals frying pan, brains him with frying pan, sleepwalks away to another part of Rivendell*

Elrond: Oooowch!

Nef: That's what you get for being a brainless git

Elrond: *rubbing head* where's she going anyway??

Nef: Who knows?? Now tell me , O' Imperious brainless gitty one, how do we wake them up?

[The last sane person]

Elrond:*rubs head* Neh...Your guess is as good as mine.

Aragorn:*mumbling in his sleep* Well then. It seems as if you wont have a clue.....Zzzz.....Zzzzz.....*snore*

Nef: Hey!

*Aragorn sleep walks over to the couch where Arwen is sleeping and they cuddle up*

Elrond: No fair! You're not married yet!

Arwen: *mumbling in her sleep* Yes, but there are no specific rules in middle earth as we are not of any real religion......Zzzzzz.....Zzzzzz....

Nef: True, you elves have no identified religion so i guess she's right.....

Arwen:*snore* Thank you, i know i am. *cuddles up closer to Aragorn*

[Dreran the Green]

*Dreran walks back in, still asleep*

Dreran: Zzzzzz.....hmmmm....its boring being asleep........

Arwen: *cuddling even closer to Aragorn* No its not!!!

Dreran: Yeah, whatever. What was that one movie, you know, with the ugly witch and the slippers and the people who fell asleep and couldn't wake up?

Eowyn: The wizard of Oz?

Elrond: Sssshhh! we're in a land where movies don't exist!

Aragorn: Shut up git.

Nef: Didn't they wake up when it snowed??

Arwen: Hey! good idea! zzzzz.....somebody go get some snow.....

[The last sane person]

Aragorn: Zzzzz....You tel them love!.....Zzzzzz...*Cuddle*

Arwen:*cuddles back*

Elrond:*in disgust* Is this the house of a mighty lord or some kind of flop house?

Nef:*shrugs and goes off to find snow*

[Tári_of_Varies_Nienna]

Nef: *looks back toward Elrond and runs into a tree by accident* ow....*rubs head*

Tree: Hey, you say THAT hurts, what about me? You seriously damaged my beautiful bark!

Nef: Uh...

Tree: WHY ARE YOU STARING AT ME LIKE THAT?

Nef: Uh....

Tree: STOP IT!

Nef: Uh.....

Tree: *branch moves up threataningly(sorry if I spelled it wrong, im not spelling wizard.*cracks up*)*

Nef: Uh....OK! uh....Are you an ent?

Tree: hphrumph! Ents are evil. Im a freakin tree, for Eros sake. Get it right.

Nef: Ok, sorry.

Tree: Dont talk to me in that tone of voice, young lady, Im beautiful and young and healthy *a twig cracks and flutters to the ground* and your old and wrinkly and UNhealthy.

Nef: Ok, whatever you say great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-

Tree: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!

Nef: *pauses* great-great-great-great-grandmother tree ma'am

Tree: AHHHH!!!!!!!

[Dreran the Green]

OOC: ?!:D hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaah!!! !



Dreran: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaa!!

[The last sane person]

OOC: Wha? Yer awake? When did that happen? Oh and leave Arwen and i alone for a while, if you please! hehehe.....:D

Aragorn:*cuddle*

Arwen:*cuddle*

Elrond:*groan*

[Dreran the Green]

*Everyone walks or sleep walks somewhere else so Arwen and Aragorn can have some privacy. Except for Elrond, who wants to pan Aragorn again and has to be dragged away by Nef, Eowyn, and Dreran, while the last two are still sleeping*



OOC: better? sheesh, you and Arwen:rolleyes: :D
BTW, I was sleep laughing.

[The last sane person]

OOC: :D. Thank you! Cuddle time! :D

[Tári_of_Varies_Nienna]

OOC: oh my.

No comment. ;)

[The last sane person]

OOC: hehehe..... :D

[Tári_of_Varies_Nienna]

Nef:*walking back, comes by the tree again* Wow, its the talking tree.

Tree:Oh great

Nef:*looking shocked*well thats not very nice!

Tree:Get a life

Nef:*starts giving Tree spankin's*you *spank* aren't *spank* very *spank* nice *spank* bad *spank* bad *spank* GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The tree is silent.

Nef: Boy?

The tree is still silent.

Nef: Ok, IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The tree is still still silent.

Nef: Gee, what good company you make, TREE. *spits*
Nef walks back to Elronds house.

[Dreran the Green]

*Nef rushes in to find Elrond, and Dreran and Eowyn, who are still asleep, sitting around*

Nef: Aragorn and Arwen are still gone?!

Eowyn: Yep.

Nef: But its been hours!!

Dreran: She's an elf. She's got a loooooooong time.

Elrond: *Slaps forehead and grabs another pint*

[The last sane person]

OOC: You have no idea!

Originally posted by Dreran the Green
*Nef rushes in to find Elrond, and Dreran and Eowyn, who are still asleep, sitting around*

Nef: Aragorn and Arwen are still gone?!

Eowyn: Yep.

Nef: But its been hours!!

Dreran: She's an elf. She's got a loooooooong time.

Elrond: *Slaps forehead and grabs another pint*

IC:

*Aragron and Arwen step out into the veranda, looking refreshed and holding hands. Elrond looks as if he is about to skewer Aragorn and he raises drunkenly*

Elrond: Hold Knave!

Aragorn: Oh shut it you! we were going to any way!

Arwen: papa, you were fending off the inevitable!

Elrond: *groans and grabs another pint but is stopped by Arwen and nef. Arwen leads her father to his room to get some rest*

Nef&Aragorn: *under their breath* old fart

Elrond: *from afar* I HEARD THAT!

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Tree: 'Madam?' Don't you 'madam' me! I'm a MALE tree.
Nef: Ooops. You're a boy...
Tree: Male, not boy you ignorant git.
*Eowyn wakes*
*Eowyn rubbs her eyes*
Elrond: Hey! Now you're awake I can put Nef to sleep!
Nef: Snore

[Dreran the Green]

Dreran: Aaack! Why do you keep doing that?! *tackles Elrond*
Make us wake up! Make us wake up you git!

Elrond: Nope. *laughs semi-evily*

[Tári_of_Varies_Nienna]

*Nef starts sleep walking to kill Elrond, the old helpless fool*
Elrond: I HEARD THAT!!!!!!!!!!!
*oops*

[Dreran the Green]

OOC: LOL:D

[Tári_of_Varies_Nienna]

OOC:;)

[The last sane person]

*Elrond is now beset from both sides and is rapidly getting over come*

Elrond: AAAIII! *thwak**bop*

Nef: Yarg! *smash**bash*

Dreran: HIIIYA! *chop**smack* *boof*

Elrond:.......ack.......*thunk*

Aragorn: ooops. I think you killed him!

*Serves the stupid git right*

Elrond:*in extreme pain* I.......*pant*.....Heard......*gasp*.....That
...!! *Kerthunk*

[Dreran the Green]

:eek: We killed Elrond?!!

Nef: We killed Elrond?!! Hey! I'm awake!! *FINALLY, everyone is awake at once*

Dreran: *Pokes Elrond with a stick* He looks like a pretty dead ol' git to me.

*Everyone waits. Elrond does not say "I heard that". They all gasp*

Aragorn: Maybe he really is dead...

[The last sane person]

Arwen and her brothers: DADDY!!! NOOOO!!!

Aragorn: Great! you killed the one person that i needed to marry arwen and i! Wait...*rolls Elrond over and finds a slight pulse*

Arwen: Take him to Grandma! She can heal him!

Nef: Fine! On to Lorien!!!!

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Eowyn: *Slaps Arwen* Now look what you did. Now Nef, Dreran and Aragorn'll have to sleep walk to lothlorien!!!

[The last sane person]

Aragorn: *slaps eowyn back* Hands off my future wife! In case you havent noticed we were all awoken ten minutes ago!

Eowyn: Oh.........

Arwen:*glares at eowyn and holds aragorns hand*

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Nef: What'd I do!? God!
*Aragorn finds he acidently hit Nef instead*
Eowyn: Sorry I had to duck! *To nef angrily*

[The last sane person]

*this time Aragorn slaps Eowyn when she was not looking so it actually hit her*

Eowyn: Owweee!

Aragorn:*to nef* Sorry.

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Nef: Why should I forgive you? *Slugs Aragorn right smack in the nose and it starts to bleed* Ha!
Aragorn: Oweee!
Arwen: If I can get across the river the power of my people will protect us. I do not fear them.
*They repeat the scene with Arwen at the ford with Aragorn in place of Frodo and the rest of them following instead of the Nazgul*
Arwen: If you want us, come and claim us!
Nef: We're not that thick!
Dreran: You are!

[The last sane person]

Aragorn: Uh, thank you love, but i have my own horse.

*he gets on his own horse, charges back across the river and gives Eoywn a royal beating up*

Arwen: Very nice! but dont you think we should get Elrond to Lorien?

Aragorn: Right you are *grabs elrond and together they ride out, with the others riding behind*

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Eowyn: *Beats the crap outta Aragorn*
Aragorn: Oweeee!!!! *Runs to rivendel forgetting his horse Arwen follows*

[The last sane person]

Aragorn: EDIT THAT! i calmly walked into Lothlorien with arwen and the others behind me!

Eowyn: *grumble*

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Originally posted by The last sane person
Aragorn: EDIT THAT! i calmly walked into Lothlorien with arwen and the others behind me!

Eowyn: *grumble*

Eowyn: Aragorn, you'd be doing us all a favor if you just layed down and DIED!!!
Nef: Yeah...
Dreran: Talk about it!!!

[The last sane person]

Aragorn: I will die one day, but it wont be to favor you!

Eowyn: *grumble*

Arwen: Oh leave my future husband alone! Just cause you had a crush on him gives you no right to bully!

[Dreran the Green]

Dreran: Something is wrong here, I haven't slapped anyone yet... *slaps everyone's face in turn*

Aragorn: Ouch!

Eowyn: Ouch!

Nef: Ouch!

Arwen: Ouch!

Celeborn: Ouch!

Dreran: Hi Celeborn!

Arwen: Grandpa!!

Aragorn: Oh no, please don't tell me he's an imperious git too!

Arwen: Actually... *Celeborn blindly walks into a tree*

Eowyn: Hmmm...who does he remind me of???

[The last sane person]

Celeborn:*rubs his head* Hello Arwen! *hugs her* What is the reason for the visit?

Aragorn: Er, i think it's cause Elrond was er...*gives the Evil Eye to the others*...Attacked, as it were, by...uh...Hostile forces beyond his capabilities!

Galadriel:*sees Elronds abused form* Oh dear!

Others: *sheepish grin*

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Eowyn: I hate you Aragorn.
Nef: Why'd ya have to tattle Arwyn!!???
Arwen: ArwEn.
Dreran: Who is this Tolkien guy?
Arwen: A fabulous genius!
Eowyn: Yep, anyone who'd make me's a fabulous genius!
Aragorn: *Smack*

[The last sane person]

Aragorn: Arg... *he leaves with Arwen*

Nef: Oh no...... Now where are they going.......

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

eowyn: Duh no, don't care.
Dreran: Why not?
Nef: She just doesn't. Meet you in Lothlorien, Arwyn and Aragoyrn.
Eowyn: We're going a different route so you too can do whatever you need too.

[The last sane person]

Aragorn: We are in lothlorien you idiots!

Eowyn: Oh.

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Eowyn: Why'd you know everything?
Aragorn: Because I have Arwyn...Mmmmm....
Arwen: *Breaks away* ArwEn!

[The last sane person]

Aragorn: Actually it's because i read the script.

All:......?

Aragorn: never mind.

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Eowyn: Are we being filmed?
Camra-men: Yes, and the only one who knew was Aragorn.
Eowyn: *gasps*
Aragorn: That's what I mean by 'the script'

[Dreran the Green]

Dreran: Wait..we're being filmed?! Great!
Nef: Why?
Dreran: Because now we can boss the film people around! Hey, you! Yeah, with the curly hair! I don't care If you're the director, go get me a frappucino!


OOC: Mwahahahaha....PJ is my coffee person now:D

[The last sane person]

Pj: *grumble* Stupid female Istari...coffee....

Dreran: Excuse me? *waves staff threataningly*

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Eowyn: While you're at it, get me a latte!!!
Aragorn: And me a Sprite!
Arwen: Get me a pepsi! I hear they're very popular around here...
Dreran: I think Sauron drinks 5 or 6 cans a day!!!

[The last sane person]

Aragorn: Yeah, it does wonders when there are no lembas around!

Arwen: so long as it doesnt make me fat.

Eowyn: *giggle*

Arwen: *glares at her* now what?

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Eowyn: Fatty!!!!! :p

[The last sane person]

Arwen:*growl*

Aragorn:*restraining Arwen* Oh dear! uh, honey....Why dont we just ignore her....

[Dreran the Green]

Dreran: *sits down quite amused with a lovely frappucino* Don't take that! She called you fatty! Go! Get each other! Ahahahaa-bloodshed!;)

[The last sane person]

Araorn could no longer hold Arwen and the two girls had at each other.

Aragon:*sitting down drinking his sprite* I am glad it is Eowyn on the recieving end!

Drean: Yeah! she has a great left cross!

Arwen it the mean time had gotten the upper hand in the fight but was puilled off by her grandmom.

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Eowyn: *Beats the crap outta Arwen* Darn you!!!!
Arwen: *Screaming* Ahhhh!!! You can't hurt me! I'm Santie Claus!!!
Aragorn: *raises his eyebrows*

[Dreran the Green]

Dreran: *laughs insanely*

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Arwen: *snaps at Dreran*It's not that funny!!

[Dreran the Green]

Dreran: Oh yes it is! You think you're santa!

[The last sane person]

Aragorn: eh? i think the heat is getting the better of you! *takes Arwen into the shade and gives her some Sprite*

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Eowyn: PEPSI!!!!!! WHERE'S IT>????

[The last sane person]

Aragorn: over by the Mirror.

Eowyn: oh! *runs over to get some*

[Dreran the Green]

Dreran: I want some too! My frappucino is gone! *runs over to mirror and she and Eowyn both look in* Oooohhh....look at the pretty pictures in the mirror....hey look! There's Elrond getting the crap beat outa him by us!
Eowyn: Haha! Huh? What the........? Aaaack! an eye!
Dreran: Kill it!

[The last sane person]

Aragorn: arg! i thought we got rid of him! *stabs eye with sword* Have at thee knave!

[Dreran the Green]

OOC: I think you might be thinking of a different rpg...

Dreran: Blaaaaaarrgh! Get'm stabby! *stabs eye with spear*

[The last sane person]

OOC: i dunno bout that.

Aragorn: Legolas! we need your bow! *Legolas nances in out of nowhere with his perfectr hair and starts shooting the eye*

[Dreran the Green]

Elrond: Errrr....??? *falls unconcious again*

[The last sane person]

Aragorn: how eloquent master Elrond!!

Nef: hehe

[Dreran the Green]

:D hehehe

[The last sane person]

Elrond: neh...*stumbles in and draws sword* Have...at..thee...Knave! *lets fly at the eyeball*

[Tári_of_Varies_Nienna]

OOC: sorry wasnt here for a while just saw Pirates of the Caribbean 3 times in two days. It was soo cool. if you havent seen it, Ye be cursed!

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Originally posted by The last sane person
OOC: i dunno bout that.

Aragorn: Legolas! we need your bow! *Legolas nances in out of nowhere with his perfectr hair and starts shooting the eye*

OOC: That's Gandalf w/ the ring, Sane.

[The last sane person]

OOC: Who gives a bloody damn where its from! just get on with the rpg! oh and yes i am happy! tank you!

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Sane! I'm hurt. :( ;)

[The last sane person]

Ack. I dont give a bloddy damn! This thing ought to have passed away! You have brought it back so now we have a zombie thread running around. Let it die.

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Omg. Now i really am hurt.

[The last sane person]

DONT GIVE A BLOODY DAMN KID! Now let this thing die with what ever honor it had!

[Earniel]

Please stay on topic

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Why isn't this RPG going? Where's TAri anyway?