The Elf

[Fili]

This is not exactaly a roll-playing game, what you do is somebody starts a story. Then you continue it. I have done this befor, it is really fun. :D :D

I will start it here:

An Elf is standing on a grassy plain, on a cool day. Her hair is blowing in the breeze, and she drops her quiver and quiver (I spelled that wrong, but you know what I mean) andsits on the grass. She is so peaceful, she doesnt even hear the footssteps of someone behind her...

You can continue it! :)

[Lady_of_the_Golden_Wood]

Suddenly a big fat jellyroll bear comes up to her and says, "Bah!"

[Fili]

omg....... LOL!

The bear dissapears in a puff of smoke then reapperars and snorts loudly

[Fimbrethil]

But suddenly an evil rabbit with sharp pointy teeth runs up and drives away the fat jelly roll bear. Things are looking bad for the elf when the wizard some call Tim runs and...

Sorry for refering to Monty python and the holy grail so much but I just watched it and the movie is hilarious!

[Lady_of_the_Golden_Wood]

Lol!

Suddenly a big fat flower comes out of the bear's head and he flies away!

[Fimbrethil]

Then a stop jumps up from nowhere and begins to chase Tim away. As the stop sign and Tim run away the elf says to her self Well that dosen't happen every...

[Lady_of_the_Golden_Wood]

The bear comes back and sits on the ground, he is purple with large round eyes... the kind that annoy you!

[Fili]

The elf stands up and screams," GO AWAY! Cant you see I am trying to do my makeup?!"

[Lady_of_the_Golden_Wood]

"No, I cannot see that!" He cries, "I am trying to make a fly fly."

[support_your_local_elf]

"But the fly that I'm trying to make fly won't fly... so can you make it fly?" he asked the elf.

"NO!!! Go away! You made me smear my eyeliner, so leave!" she shouted peacefully (elves CAN shout peacefully.)

[Lady_of_the_Golden_Wood]

BTW I cannot shout peacefully. I know because this boy kept poking me in the back and so I had to throw a ruler at him.

The bear sat there obliviously. He said Bah! (Fili: Hint hint)

[Fili]

Lol.. I get da hint :)

The elf gets so mad she throws her quivver at the bear's head

[Lady_of_the_Golden_Wood]

The bear says, "That is not nice!"

[Legoles]

Originally posted by Lady_of_the_Golden_Wood
The bear says, "That is not nice!"

Well waah mr.Bear you screwed up my make up AND broke my quiver

[support_your_local_elf]

... So the bear is not nice! I'm the nice one! I began to shout at the bear, cursing at him in Elvish, when...

[Lady_of_the_Golden_Wood]

"I'm so sorry!" Cries the bear. The flower comes back and takes him away.

[support_your_local_elf]

"Good, he's gone away! Now I can do my makeup in peace!:) "

As soon as I said that....

[Lady_of_the_Golden_Wood]

...He's back! Having a peace march

http://emoticons4u.informationalot.com/cool/731.gif

[Legolaslvr!]

ok um here we go...

[Frankis]

Then a cat walks in and says, "Be nice to kitties." Then it disapears.

[support_your_local_elf]

Then The Elf (it's like The Ring!) says," O.K., that was REALLY WEIRD!!!" :D

[Lady_of_the_Golden_Wood]

ooc: No kidding :eek:

kic(kinda in character): The bear says, "I do not like kitties."

[Fili]

The cat walks back in and screems," YOU ARE SO EVIL!!!!!! U MUST DIE!!!!!!!" A bit odd... LOL!

the elf glares at the cat and says no more....

[Lady_of_the_Golden_Wood]

Then the cat is gone for good. The elf seems pleased because all the creatures are gone. ... But then... THE BEAR IS BACK!!!

[Legolaslvr!]

then the bear says he is going to get his army of cows and evil bunnie
ooc:did ya like that one Fili?

[Legoles]

Originally posted by Legolaslvr!
then the bear says he is going to get his army of cows and evil bunnie
ooc:did ya like that one Fili?
Then the elf said "Well I dont really care"
Then the cat came back and said................

[support_your_local_elf]

"Go away you dumb ELF!!"

The elf... in a huff, of course, shoots the cat (peacefully, since she is an elf) and the cat, seing the arrow, flees.

"Good, now that coward of a cat is gone, I can get rid of the bear."

And then the cat reappears and says," What?! A coward of a cat?! What movie is THAT from?"

Then the elf get really mad (peacefully, of course) and, in her peaceful rage, she...

[Fili]

Originally posted by Legolaslvr!
then the bear says he is going to get his army of cows and evil bunnie
ooc:did ya like that one Fili?

occ: Yep, I like that one :)

"I will be back." *laughs evily*

[support_your_local_elf]

ooc: Well, where is everyone??? In her peaceful rage she....(need someone to continue here...) :)

[Amaranthea]

ooc: Well, where is everyone??? In her peaceful rage she....(need someone to continue here...)

....Pulled another arrow from her quiver and fired it without any sense of direction whatsoever, which unfortunately hits a nice man making a documentary about the elf, (whom is several kilometers away) killing him instantly. His bereaved wife comes flying out of her house, where whenceforth she immediately calls the police.

OOC: THE GRAIL! I HAVE SEEN IT!

[Sicirus]

ooc: This sounds like fun.:D

ic: The police come and are dressed up like chickens.
A pack of rabid pigeons who had just finished drinking coffeee came and flew over the elf. The elf takes cover trying to protect his makeup .

[anariel]

she turns around...
and there a handsome elven warrior faces her..tears that were streaming down her face turn dry..
eyes meet eyes..
elven love will bound them together..
immortal life hand in hand so beautiful and magical for ever more:rolleyes:

[Sicirus]

The jelly bear comes back and sets off millions of fire works of elven figures and variety causing the crowd of sheep in the pastor to go OHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH!