The Shepards of the Trees are upon me

[Ripper73]

My dad is cutting down trees around my house to make room for a garden.(I live in the middle of a forest) This garden is going to be a very large garden, so he has to cut down an ass load of trees. So I come home, not knowing what he has done and walk up to him. He's singing, "OOOOHHHH, I'm a lumberjack and that's OK, I drink all night and I work all day!!" I scream at him, "WTF are you doing? The Ents will rip our arms off!" He says, "**** those whinny ants and their thoraxes!" I reply, "Ents, not ants! Don't you understand?!" So now I'm hiding in my house, waiting for the day to come when my house is torn apart by Ents. I'm scared. HELP!

[psiconicdude]

It's okay, just throw a Palantir at them when they come.

[Ripper73]

Ok! *grabs bowling ball*

Err... you wouldn't happen to have any liquid fire with you, would ya?

[Gwaimir Windgem]

Um, what is the purpose of this again?

[WallRocker]

I doubt there is one:)

[Gwaimir Windgem]

Y'know, that's the same thing I was thinking!

I wonder if those two have the same IP... ;)

[crickhollow]

sillies :)

PADLOCK!

P.S. nice call, GW, they are the same person--or at least the same computer