Hahahaha! Can't breath....

[Tessar]

This is SOOOO funny. You guys HAVE to read this if you haven't already... (http://users3.ev1.net/~eekfrenzy/captionspage/badfotrprologue.html)

[Gwaimir Windgem]

My, my, my! Very, VERY amusing! I'd read a much smaller version before, but I like the longer one better! :D

I don't suppose we shall ever have to see them again. ;)

EDIT: Can't wait for the TTT version. :D

[RosieCotton]

Hilarious!

Rosie

[Elf.Freak]

i've read a shorter version aswell, but this one's better!:D

[Arathorn]

Someone sent me this a while ago too! :D


Anyway, my favorites:

1. Gandalf before letting go of the broken bridge in Moria: Frodo you fool.

2. Elrond at the Council: Middle earth stands on the blink of destruction
Good thing Sauron is lidless. LOL :D

[Coney]

Very good:D

'Specially the Lorien scenes:D

Galadriel: You are a wing baron Frodo

[Andúril]

Rarely have I fought this much to contain laughter.

[LuthienTinuviel]

haha the hill we be swamped over with ox!

[Gwaimir Windgem]

A few more hours you should be dead.

This the Dutch heir?

Condo has no King.

Everyone asked my opinion, which I walked their flock.

What's That? Nothing, is from the Wizard's tower.

Let the Ringleader decide. :D

[Shadowfax]

Wow! Those are quite funny!

[Arathorn]

There seems to be a lot of condos in middle-earth. Perhaps they should be called the real estate agents of the ring.:D

[LuthienTinuviel]

heir to the throne of condo! hehehe this is the best thing that happened all day.

[cassiopeia]

Because of my twisted mind my favorites are in Bree:

Sam: Frodo! I'll have you!

Aragorn: You don't stand hard enough

Also very funny:

Gandalf to Frodo in Rivendell: A few more hours you should be dead.

The funniest LOTR site I've seen for a while. Tears are filling my eyes :D

[eowyngirl14]

LOL! That is sooo funny!

'Just look into those eyes and repeat after me!' This is even batter then Jar-Jarmir! :) :)

[Celebréiel]

:D I loved that, so funny I cried! I liked the 'Frodo you fool!' bit as gandalfs last words! ;)
~Celebréiel

[WallRocker]

That's so funny! Laugh Out Loud(you know, that looks really weird when you write it out:))

[Sylvee Estel]

Thats great! I'm gonna show that to my friends, needless to say that won't think its funny they'll just tell me to stop obsessing about LOTR. Stupid friends...

[eowyngirl14]

I am still laughing!!!:) :)

[Evenstar1400]

haha! thats really funny! ive got some spoof sites up my sleeve too! check them out here:

<http://www.tlotr.com/fan_art/hobbits_viurs_tschricker.jpg>

<http://www.jerrythefrogproductions.com/FellowshipOfTheRing.html>

<[[edited]]>

your gonna have to copy and paste these cause im too lazy to make it blue and underline it. sry

[eowyngirl14]

The Jerry the Frog puppet show is soooo funny! :) :) Evenstar and I made a puppet show using their dialoge for Fotr! It was halarious! we used old socks to make the puppets. My magic eight ball was the palentir and we used a cow with wings for the nazgul! It is really halarious!:) :)

[Andúril]

Any references to Condo have me writhing in agony. :(

Gandalf: And the second Condo...

[pain]AAAAARRRRHGGHHGH!!!!]/pain]

[Andúril]

Boromir: The lord of condo have return

I'm sorry, but that's just the funniest thing I've ever heard.

:(

[entss89]

ah ha that was hilarious ( on the floor crying of tears of joy)!

[Arathorn]

The "all your base are belong to us" and the "someone set up us the bomb" legends have been knocked out! ROFLMAO! :D :D

[Andúril]

They've been replaced by "condo have no king"

*Clutches ribs* :(

[Rían]

Oh, I agree with you guys - that is just painfully funny!!! Oh my goodness!!! The captions are funny enough by themselves, but the person that wrote the commentary made them twice as funny!

I love Boromir's right-to-the-point summing-up of the situation in Moria - "we have cave trouble!"

Oh, too much!!

[Andúril]

I laffed like a crazy person initially, and then when I realized the captions were based on pronunciation, I had to start at the beginning, and I almost died.

You're right, RÃ*an. Too much. :)

[Celebréiel]

:D Gets me everytime, I just cant stop laughing. I love the 'This is the dutch heir?' line! And the whole 'condo' thing and Gandalfs lines 'Frodo you fool.' and 'dont touch me frodo!' :D
~Celebréiel

[Rían]

Now where were these taken from? Does anyone know? Since the movie was originally in English, were these translated back from a translated version? Or since it seems to be based on pronunciation and mis-hearing things, is it from some summary thread that an ESL (English second language) person typed up?

Wherever it's from, it's had me in stitches!

Watch out for cave troubles, everyone! :D

And the fan-girls will REALLY go after Legolas now - he's not only a Prince of Mirkwood, he's the King of Condo!

*almost dies laughing*

[Andúril]

I'm sorry, I had to do this...Boromir looked at them doubtfully, but he bowed his head. ‘So be it,’ he said. ‘Then in Condo we must trust such weapons as we have. And at the least, while the Wise ones guard this Ring, we will fight on. Mayhap the Sword-that-was-Broken may still stem the tide—if the hand that wields it has inherited not an heirloom only, but the sinews of the Kings of Men.’
(Fellowship of the Ring, pg 281)Aragorn threw back his cloak. The elven-sheath glittered as he grasped it, and the bright blade of Andúril shone like a sudden flame as he swept it out. ‘Elendil!’ he cried. ‘I am Aragorn son of Arathorn, and am called Elessar, the Elfstone, Dúnadan, the heir of Isildur Elendil’s son of Condo. Here is the Sword that was Broken and is forged again! Will you aid me or thwart me? Choose swiftly!’
(The Two Towers, pg 36)

[Gwaimir Windgem]

But remember, he's Aragorn, son of Aragorn, as we learn at the Council of Elrond. ;)

You're beginning to catch on...

[Adrian Baggins]

The link don't work no more, I was going back to read it for the fifth time. Will you email me a new(updated) link? I need to email this to my history teach.(email=wolfgirl5438@yahoo.com)

[frodosgirlfriend]

the link won't work for me either :( and i never got to read it :( :(

[Adrian Baggins]

THE LINK IS TOO OLD I TELL YOU, TOO OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TOO OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOO OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



sorryTHE LINK IS TOO OLD!!!!!!!!!!! THE LINK IS TOO OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE LINK IS TOO OLD!!!!!!!!!!!! TOO OLD, I TELL YOU, TOO OLD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Coney]

The Two Towers in Engrish (http://home.online.no/~gremmem/engrish_ttt_captions/index.htm)

Can't remember if this link has been on the 'moot before:confused: ....'tis quite funny anyway:D

HUGE DIRTY GREAT HULKING SPOILERS btw.

[Gwaimir Windgem]

EOMER!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

[eowyngirl14]

heee heee heee... that was funny!

[Elf Girl]

I couldn't get into the first sight. It said I needed a name and password. :(

[frodosgirlfriend]

I couldn't get into the first sight. It said I needed a name and password. yeah me to :(

[Gwaimir Windgem]

Me three. Ah well, these were just splendid!

[eowyngirl14]

It let me in just fine!:) :)

[Nurvingiel]

We're not stupid, it said the same to me. Maybe someone could post the text for us?

[azalea]

Look, I'm such a nice moderator, I've even brought it to the top of the forum for you!:D

[gimli7410]

why do u need a password

[Aralyn]

I like, This is a rear gift. I couldn't help laughing. Hahahaha LOLLOL

[Gwaimir Windgem]

A rear gift...:eek:

[Aralyn]

Not a typo Gwai. I meant to write that. It's under the bree part.:rolleyes: :D

[Gwaimir Windgem]

-waddles over-

So it is! My mistake. :o

[Aralyn]

Of course . . . So did you LIKE them Gwai?

[Gwaimir Windgem]

Originally posted by Gwaimir Windgem
My, my, my! Very, VERY amusing! I'd read a much smaller version before, but I like the longer one better! :D

I don't suppose we shall ever have to see them again. ;)

EDIT: Can't wait for the TTT version. :D

:)

[Anglorfin]

Oh no! The LotR Engrish sites don't work anymore!

[Elf Girl]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Follow you're doubts! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :D :D :D

[Aralyn]

:o Oooh! I didn't see it

[gandalfstormcrow]

That's hilarious!:D

Boromir: "I know why you like this."

[Indril Anarion]

Very funny...I've seen these before and crack up all the time :D :D

[Legoles]

*Rolling on the floor laughing*

Legolas has a new role: I am the Lord of CONDO hahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahah a
ha

Oh there is another one where they mess around with the Movie pics I'll look for it.

[Bombadillo]

Hahaha... I love engrish screwups. Gollum grew the shadow in the east.

[Telmelion]

These are great. I've seen other captions like these that were from bootlegged copies of the dvd, so that is probably what these are too, but I don't know for sure.

When I first saw the movie, I honestly thought that Gandalf said "Frodo you fool" as he fell off.

[Legoles]

I've seen this sight by some fan girl of course
http://groups.msn.com/LegolasGreenleafissexy/funnystuff.msnw
look at the rest of the funny stuff too, It's hilarious
It has great pics some are really funny.

[durin's bane]

Lol, "Condo".

[Legoles]

My fav. is Legolas's new role: I am the lord of Condo......Hmm I wonder what his condo looks like????

[gimli7410]

LOL a hoppit:D

[Salquënòrëwen]

Haha......:D :D :D

[Legoles]

...Hahahaha. A hoppit, Condo has no king hehahohaheha. Palantir: I am dark and scary, fear me
Fans: Yikes

[Legoles]

Look at he jerrythefrog mummy thing. its funny.