The Fan Man thread

[Dúnedain]

Arwen, Eowyn, Rosie or Galadriel (for the guys, or girls if that tickles your fancy)!!!

I figured most of the guys are sick of the Legolas frenzy that is slowly taking over these forums, so why not have a thread devoted to the lovely women :D


Well, as far as reading goes, I'd have to definitely pick Arwen, I've always pictured her as elegantly beautiful and enchanting. I think Liv Tyler is pretty, however she doesn't hold my picture of Arwen as accurate as I would have liked :p

Eowyn, has quite the appeal to her as well, Miranda Otto is a woman of many faces, in that I mean in certain scenes she looks different than she does in other ones, however when she sheds a tear, WOW, total droolage then!

Rosie, although we only catch a glimpse of her in Fellowship, she is a damn cute Hobbit Lass if I may say so myself, however I will keep my thoughts to myself so as to avoid Master Samwise ;)

Now down to the level of the women with Legless (whoops I mean Legolas, hehe, sorry I took that name from one of the threads about friends mispronouncing names ;)) and his eyes, I'd have to say Galadriel's eyes are simply amazing! I've had this thing for Cate Blanchett for quite some time now and with her being the Lady of Lothlórien coupled with her beauty I'd have to say she would be my top choice. She is just so damn gorgeous! Not only is she a great actor, but she truly fits the way I picture Galadriel even right down to her movements. Her long flowing blonde hair, those star gazed blue eyes, her soft supple skin, her neck looks rather delectable and needs to be nibbled on, ok ok I may be going to far now, however maybe I am just stringing this out to show the contrasting sarcasm to the Legolas threads, but then again, maybe not! MUAHAHAHA! :D


Dúnadain ;)

[eowyngirl14]

Face it! Legolas is taking over the forums! AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP IT!!!
Accualy I don't like Legolas, Legless... LOL/ ROTFL! Don't really belong in this thread as I am a girl... leaving now!:)

[Khamûl]

As I mentioned over the in fangirl thread when I tried to get some fanboys (ugh, I don't like that word. How about 'movie female admiring male enthusiasts' or 'enthusiastic male admirers of female stars' or something?) on board, I go for Eowyn. Somewhere during my third viewing of the movie, right after I got over the changes PJ made, I realized just how hot she is. I'm going to leave it at that before I lower myself to fangirl levels.:D

[Lizra]

How about that shot of Arwen in that almost translucent flesh colored dress.....the camera seemed to linger....oh well! She looked good! :)

[azalea]

Khamul -- you could make it the "Fan Man" thread.:)

[Dúnedain]

Originally posted by azalea
Khamul -- you could make it the "Fan Man" thread.:)

That it now is :D

*EDIT* Doh! I need an admin to change the topic, as it only shows the change in the thread but not on the tppic page :D

[Dúnedain]

Originally posted by Lizra
How about that shot of Arwen in that almost translucent flesh colored dress.....the camera seemed to linger....oh well! She looked good! :)

OMG! I know I was looking ever so closely ;) lol

[Huan]

Well, since this is the movie forum, I guess I have to say Galadriel. Cate Blanchett is a goddess. When all the online hubbub was going on speculating how much the movies might suck, I was assured I'd be happy enough the minute I heard she'd been cast for Galadriel. Hey you know? The Second Age (do I have my Age right?) sequence of Elrond fighting Sauron alongside Isildur et al just got me thinking: wouldn't even a quick flashback of Galadriel's combative past be awesome? She was, as Tolkien said in his letters, in her youth "of amazon disposition." I'd love to see a shot of Cate Blanchett kicking some ancient orc butt.

For the books, and maybe the movie if it turns out well, it's Eowyn. "I am no man!" No indeedy, she's not.

[Gwaimir Windgem]

Now, now, Galadriel's already married!

Liv Tyler is pretty, but Arwen Undomiel she ain't.

I don't even remember Rosie; I remember she was blonde, with curly hair, and that's about it!

Eowyn is a cool character; Otto Miranda is quite attractive often.

[crickhollow]

Title changed--knock yourselves out. :D

[Coney]

Originally posted by Lizra
How about that shot of Arwen in that almost translucent flesh colored dress.....the camera seemed to linger....oh well! She looked good! :)

Yes she did:D .........you can't blame the poor cameraman for lingering.......how do you get to be a cameraman anyway?;)

Liv is just gorgeous.......thank the gods I don't suffer from overactive teenage hormones anymore;)

*poster? what poster?.......I didn't pin that piccy of Liv there*

[Dúnedain]

Originally posted by Gwaimir Windgem
I don't even remember Rosie; I remember she was blonde, with curly hair, and that's about it!


Actually her hair was like an Auburn/Red color :D

[azalea]

I was disappointed they didn't show her hairy hobbit feet!:)

[Dúnedain]

Originally posted by azalea
I was disappointed they didn't show her hairy hobbit feet!:)

LOL! Would that have been a turn on for you? ;)

[azalea]

:eek: Oh...no, but I just think it would have been shocking to the uninformed guys in the audience when they showed this cute chick and then showed her big hairy feet!:D

[Lizra]

Ha! I never thought of that! That would have been a trick She was a major, bouncy, healthy, bodcious looking babe. How would you do hairy hobbit feet on a hot hobbit lass? Hot babes ALWAYS have at least a bit of a heel. I suppose her feet would be very small, with little pink toenails that looked like tiny seashells, and some wicked little blondy curls. Hee hee!

[WallRocker]

Okay, so we're talking about the Women of LotR. Personally, I think that Liv did some good action scenes, and Eowyn hopefully will int RotK*WallRcoker hears somebody whisper him something* OH! We're talking about their looks, not theiracting?! Nobody ever tells me anything!

[Gwaimir Windgem]

Hey! Maybe we should, put exclamations behind all of our sentences in this thread! Y'know, to be true to the source material!!!!!!

;)

What? I could have sworn she had blonde hair! :eek:

[Sminty_Smeagol]

Ok, I'm not lesbian or anything but I would like to express my opinion on the following: Liv Tyler as Arwen looks like an undefined toaster- shaped blob of curdled milk, somehow formed into humane form. :D

-~*Sminty*~- (<likes angular faces)

[Falagar]

They all looked good :D
Rosie was pretty, and I'm very glad they didn't film her feet...

[Elfhelm]

My wife and I have an agreement that it is OK to gawk and drool at movie stars, so I don't feel any guilt for posting in this thread. After all, she has never hesitated to tell me how taken she is with Orli or Vig.

A few days before the release, it came out in a London tab that Liv wasn't wearing her knicks in that scene. Needless to say, in the four times we've gone, my sweetie elbows me and smirks every time. Am I trying to verify that scandalous story each time she jabs me? You bet! (oh sorry, I was supposed to use multiple exclamation points) !!!!!!!

But I am totally taken with Eowyn, both the character in the books and the way Miranda Otto looks and acts her part. I had been waiting and waiting for her and when she finally made her appearance I was immediately impressed. I am ready to take David Wenham's place. Surely PJ can edit him out and re-insert a more handsome, classically taught, nordic man who respects Gandalf and does not impede any Hobbits on any mission. Oh, he won't do it? Then I hope Eowyn straightens him out.

You know, I think Eowyn is like one of the mearas in human form. I won't embellish on that simile for PG-13 purposes... :)

[Beleg Strongbow]

How about the scene where Arwen says "if you can trust nothing else, trust this..." and the camera pans down to show her... um...

...drool...

...um... to show her, um... uh... jewel! yeah, that's it! that she gives Aragorn?

[Sminty_Smeagol]

well atleast the fangirls only talk about how cute or hot someone is, not their body parts.........

[Beleg Strongbow]

Well, that's one up on them, then.
The first time I saw it I thought that's what she was talking about! I was thinking "oh my God, how can they show this in a PG13 film?"

[Falagar]

No-one has mentioned any body parts...yet ;)

[Dunadan]

Originally posted by Huan
Well, since this is the movie forum, I guess I have to say Galadriel. Cate Blanchett is a goddess.
Hear hear! She must've learnt a trick or two hanging about in Lorien these long Ages. And she's been to Valinor.

[Gwaimir Windgem]

Originally posted by Sminty_Smeagol
well atleast the fangirls only talk about how cute or hot someone is, not their body parts.........

That's because the guys don't wear dresses. ;)

[Elfhelm]

Originally posted by Gwaimir Windgem
That's because the guys don't wear dresses. ;)

/me looks at Elrond closer. Are you sure? hehehe

[Blackboar]

I feel strange posting in this thread, as if I don't belong here.
This thread is just as bad, if not worse than our fangirl thred:rolleyes:

:D

[Beleg Strongbow]

That's right. It is worse. And I was speaking of a certain feminine body part, but I was trying to keep it appropriate. ;)

[Coney]

A few days before the release, it came out in a London tab that Liv wasn't wearing her knicks in that scene.

Ach my poor heart!:eek:

*Takes bood-pressure tablet, runs cold shower*

[BeardofPants]

Well, we wouldn't want her to have VPL - that's not very elf like. :rolleyes: :D

[Lizra]

Hah! I thought it was more like VN's! You look, and look, and look, till you finally start hallucinating them! :D

[Dúnedain]

Guys we can't let the girls win with that Fan Girl thread, come on!!!! :D

[Sween]

I would tool them all :D

[Millane]

I guess I have to say Galadriel. Cate Blanchett is a goddess.
WHAT!!!! thats disgusting... YUK!!!:eek:
im a Rosie and Arwen man meself and god arent they the best thing since sliced bread...

me id prefer the we-aint-had-nothing-but-maggotty-bread-for-3-stinking-days Uruk over that skank (Galadriel of course... so sorry Arwen and Rosie for putting your names in the same post as Skank and maggoty and any other bad words)
xxxxxxxxxooooooooo

[Andúril]

My comments are not appropriate for this board

[Millane]

pg 13 bah as long as your comments arent talking about galadriel uuuuurrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhh:eek:

[Andúril]

PG-13? In that case my comments are definitely innappropriate for this board.

Hmmm.....Galadriel......

[Sween]

Originally posted by Andúril
PG-13? In that case my comments are definitely innappropriate for this board.

Hmmm.....Galadriel......

in a big tub of chocolate..............with arwen :D

[Andúril]

Sween:
in a big tub of chocolate..............with arwen :DAnd Rosie... :cool:

[Sween]

Originally posted by Andúril
And Rosie... :cool:

and rosies mum............;)

[Andúril]

Sween:
and rosies mum............;)And Rosie's gran!

[Coney]

Originally posted by Andúril
And Rosie's gran!

:eek:

I'm pleased I'm on a diet;)

*skips the chocolate bath and goes skinny-dipping in the SlimFast pool with Eowyn*

[BeardofPants]

Hey, you guys forgot Lobelia! :eek:

[azalea]

Amd those annoying hobbit women who gasp w/ joy at the fireworks.:rolleyes:

[Coney]

Originally posted by BeardofPants
Hey, you guys forgot Lobelia! :eek:

Oh no.....never trust anyone under 4ft tall with an umbrella.......she tries to put it up even when it's not raining:eek:

Amd those annoying hobbit women who gasp w/ joy at the fireworks.

Women who gasp at explosive displays are not to be trusted either......they eventually expect more than an up-thrusting rocket and a quick burst of dazzling brilliance at the climax.:eek: :( :(

[Dúnedain]

LOL! I think the hounds have been unleashed!!!

Imagine Galadriel, Arwen and Eowyn mud wrestling :D

[Coney]

Imagine Galadriel, Arwen and Eowyn mud wrestling

*be back later*

[Dúnedain]

Originally posted by Coney
*be back later*

LMAO! Indeed! :p

[Andúril]

Dúnedain:
Imagine Galadriel, Arwen and Eowyn mud wrestling :DNow imagine them mud wrestling naked!

[Coney]

Originally posted by Andúril
Now imagine them mud wrestling naked!

*thud*

*awakens*

*quickly looks for the ingredients to make translucent mud*

[Cirdan]

If you guys start forming a circle I'm outta here.

Oh, fanboy stuff:

Galadriel is fine and so is Eowyn. Arwen is interesting looking (that chin is LARGE) nice lips and... jewelry. Rosie would be good for a spin. I want them all just because they would have security pin me before I could get within 20 feet,

I almost forgot...
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

[Falagar]

Actually, with a little luck you could get within 15 feet before they discover you.

Not that I've tried... :rolleyes:

[Sween]

Originally posted by Andúril
Now imagine them mud wrestling naked!

each armed with a cucumber :D

[Andúril]

Sween:
each armed with a cucumber :DDude, those aren't cucumbers! :eek:

[Sween]

Originally posted by Andúril
Dude, those aren't cucumbers! :eek:

sweet (sween grabs a beer and sits back to watch) :D

[Andúril]

*Andúril proceeds to watch Galadriel, Rosie and Rosie's gran*

*Sween is checking out Arwen and Rosie's mum*

*BoP makes eye contact with Lobelia for a second and blushes like a young schoolgirl*

[Sween]

Originally posted by Andúril
*Andúril proceeds to watch Galadriel, Rosie and Rosie's gran*

*Sween is checking out Arwen and Rosie's mum*

*BoP makes eye contact with Lobelia for a second and blushes like a young schoolgirl*

BoP and lobelia if there ever was a passion killer that is it.

BoP on her own though would be an amusing little romp :p :D

[Andúril]

Be careful. BoP is kinky. She likes to beat herself with sticks.

[Sween]

Originally posted by Andúril
Be careful. BoP is kinky. She likes to beat herself with sticks.

and what exctally is wrong with that. Nowt like a bit of kinky lovin and a bit of pain :confused:

[Andúril]

She likes to beat herself with sticks even when she's not alone in a tub of chocolate, fantasizing about Lobelia.

[Sween]

Originally posted by Andúril
She likes to beat herself with sticks even when she's not alone in a tub of chocolate, fantasizing about Lobelia.

oh baby baby baby :D

[Blackboar]

Originally posted by Sween
oh baby baby baby :D

You strange people!! Has BoP read this!:D :D

*Bursts out laughing*

Sorry! I couldn't help myself, I feel unwelcome in this thread but it is soo funny!:D :D

[Sween]

Originally posted by Blackboar
You strange people!! Has BoP read this!:D :D

*Bursts out laughing*

Sorry! I couldn't help myself, I feel unwelcome in this thread but it is soo funny!:D :D

oh no your more than welcome dont me and andril. Hes a dirty little boy that imigins doing all this stuff and im a dirty little boy that gets to do all this stuff :D

[Cirdan]

and i'm a dirty old man who fondly remembers doing all that stuff.

Arwen running in slo-mo on the beach!!!

[Sween]

Originally posted by Cirdan
and i'm a dirty old man who fondly remembers doing all that stuff.

Arwen running in slo-mo on the beach!!!

to give mouth to mouth to poor drowned ewyon

[Artanis]

You guys are hilarious. :p

[BeardofPants]

I have now. :mad: Ah heck, who am I kidding? It would be fun to romp with Lobelia. Mmm... Umbrella... :p

[Sween]

Originally posted by BeardofPants
I have now. :mad: Ah heck, who am I kidding? It would be fun to romp with Lobelia. Mmm... Umbrella... :p

just think where you could put it. Here shes very fond of spoons as well ;) :p

[Andúril]

Sween:
Hes a dirty little boy that imigins doing all this stuff and im a dirty little boy that gets to do all this stuff :DOh really?Cirdan:
Arwen running in slo-mo on the beach!!!Nothing much happening there, I'm afraid.BoP:
Ah heck, who am I kidding? It would be fun to romp with Lobelia. Mmm... Umbrella... :pNow you're talking!! :)

Hmmmm.....

*wonders if Melian had the power to increase the size of her.....er.....bodyparts*

Ofcourse she could! She's a Maia! With ears as big as she wants!

[Coney]

*digs out the old casio keyboard and plays very strange musak*

Might as well fully set the mood:D

[Artanis]

Originally posted by Andúril
Ofcourse she could! She's a Maia! With ears as big as she wants! OMG, the image you put in my head :rolleyes: :D

[Sminty_Smeagol]

ooo... now imagine miranda otto and liv tyler reading this thread and chasing you down with machine guns!!!! :rolleyes: ...whats worse, WEARING CLOTHES! horror of horrors! what kind of stupid people wear clothes?!

:p

*reads this thread for amusement*

[Andúril]

Artanis:
OMG, the image you put in my head :rolleyes: :DIf only you could perceive a minute fraction of the images to be found in mine... :eek: Sminty_Smeagol:
ooo... now imagine miranda otto and liv tyler reading this thread and chasing you down with machine guns!!!! :rolleyes:Which turn out to be water pistols...

...wet T-shirt contest! Yay! :p

*wonders where Lobelia is*

[unregistered]

You guys are just pitiful.
Tsk, tsk. The males of todey, so sad. Well, I guess if you can't get any in real life you have to lust over other things. hey a guy can dream I suppose?

[Sminty_Smeagol]

Agreed, unregistered.

But i think guys have always done that... ever heard of Harpies (from greek mythology i think) or Mermaids? lol

Males are a pitiful species :p j/p

[unregistered]

You shouldnt be talking tho sminty, you lust over me all the time. Right?

[Sminty_Smeagol]

Of course :rolleyes: You look so much like arwen i cant help it!

[unregistered]

WAIT WHAT!? no thats just wrong, because then all the guys on here would be lusting over me... Wait ok thats just not good

[Sminty_Smeagol]

Unregistered and Orlando Bloom mud wrestling naked.... JP
lmao

[unregistered]

Thats just wrong, I know you'd would enjoy it tho

Enough of our argueing tho!

Back on topic

Let us let the desperate boys ogle over these women

[Dúnedain]

Originally posted by unregistered
Let us let the desperate boys ogle over these women

And you are such the stud, yeah right, lol :D

[Sminty_Smeagol]

Originally posted by Dúnedain
And you are such the stud, yeah right, lol :D

Actually, he is, I would know -I'm his #1 fan! He's my... buddy -nvm I dont think you can say the f word on these boards lol

[Coney]

Originally posted by unregistered
You guys are just pitiful.
Tsk, tsk. The males of todey, so sad. Well, I guess if you can't get any in real life you have to lust over other things. hey a guy can dream I suppose?

Actually it has been a coupla weeks:(

*contemplates a shave*

Nah.......the mud wrestling will suffice for now:D

Cue music! Cue mud! Cue....erm, cucumbers!

*dons referee uniform*

[Sween]

Originally posted by unregistered
Thats just wrong, I know you'd would enjoy it tho

Enough of our argueing tho!

Back on topic

Let us let the desperate boys ogle over these women

excuss me but who the hell are you? Makes a change from the desperate (but much more serious than us girls) that talk no stop about bloody orlando broom doesnt it.

[Legolas_Frodo_Aragorn]

after reading this, i figured out that guys do not change from teenagers to men....dont me wrong... its not bad;)

[Coney]

Originally posted by Legolas_Frodo_Aragorn
after reading this, i figured out that guys do not change from teenagers to men....dont me wrong... its not bad;)

Not in this life-time I won't be......well maybe if I ever have kids or summit....but not yet;)

[Legolas_Frodo_Aragorn]

lol

[unregistered]

Uhoh it looks like im not getting to popular in this thread... Nobody likes me except sminty *cries in corner*

Ah I don't mind sminty is enough for me

[Legolas_Frodo_Aragorn]

i like you unregistered!

[unregistered]

Oh joy, that makes my day

Sminty is the best fan tho

she is my uh spehsul buddy, as she said earlier

[Legolas_Frodo_Aragorn]

*ignore*

[Coney]

I've nothing against you unregistered............care for a cucumber sandwich?

[Legolas_Frodo_Aragorn]

u mean the cucmbers from the man fan post?

[Sminty_Smeagol]

Ok I am officially afraid to get within 20 feet of anything with "cucumber-melon" fragrance... (for those of you who do not know, it is very popular with the teeny-boppers, another reason I would want to stay away from it!) lol

[Coney]

o_0 kids want to smell of cucumber these days?:confused:

The front row of a boy-band concert must smell like a bleedin' salad bar!

[Sminty_Smeagol]

bleeding salad... fascinating.... Okee well I am going to stop bashing your fun -I will encourage unregistered to do the same -I don't belong here anyways, I am a straight female (I'm not wavy!)

[Blackboar]

Your female? I thought you were a lad! I like looking throgh this thread, its funny! Even though I am a gal, and not bumpy, or wavy, or dippy, ok, you get my point;)

[Sminty_Smeagol]

lol same here.. it's amusing. I'm not a fangirl but fangirl boards aren't as entertaining... too many female swooners! aaah

lol thanks for the compliment :rolleyes: everyone thinks im a guy

[Blackboar]

Originally posted by Sminty_Smeagol
lol thanks for the compliment :rolleyes: everyone thinks im a guy

Same here! But not now I've got a boyfriend!

[Gwaimir Windgem]

Och, you people are just sad. :( Arwen and Galadriel... *puke*

[Sween]

anyone else think that the women on rohan bar ewyon needed to have a wash. they all were a bit dirty. Get a bath

[BeardofPants]

I thought you like your women filthy? :p

Originally posted by Blackboar
Same here! But not now I've got a boyfriend!

Nobody cares. :rolleyes:

[Wayfarer]

None of the females in the movies interested me in the slightest. I have very high standards.

[Dunadan]

Originally posted by Sween
anyone else think that the women on rohan bar ewyon needed to have a wash. they all were a bit dirty. Get a bath
I think there was a similar observation re: the men on one of the many fan girl threads a while back. Puts a whole new dimension on "gritty realism".

I think I have a Talking Heads album somewhere called Sand in the Vaseline

[Coney]

Sand in the Vaseline

OUCH! :eek:

[Andúril]

Coney:
Mayonaise anyone?Dude. :eek:

Come on now. That's taking it too far.

[Sween]

Originally posted by Wayfarer
None of the females in the movies interested me in the slightest. I have very high standards.

but your so ugly how you ever mnage to pull?

BoP pants i only like my women dirty in the mind (well apart from mud westling women) :D

[Blackboar]

Originally posted by BeardofPants
Nobody cares. :rolleyes:

You're acting like all my mates do and you'e never even met me!

[Sween]

Originally posted by Blackboar
You're acting like all my mates do and you'e never even met me!

well if none of your mates care then why would we?

[Blackboar]

Originally posted by Sween
well if none of your mates care then why would we?

That's not my point! Wow!! I love my new avatar!

[Coney]

Originally posted by Andúril
Dude. :eek:

Come on now. That's taking it too far.

Sorry....you'd prefer a nice vinegarette?;)

[BeardofPants]

C'mon, everyone knows it's ranch dressing.

[Andúril]

Coney:
Sorry....you'd prefer a nice vinegarette?;)Haha. You didn't even get your own innuendo. Maybe that's a good thing -- nevermind.

[Gwaimir Windgem]

Alas, I have lost all hope in the male gender. :( I thought we weren't as wacky as fangirls! I was wrong...

[Coney]

Originally posted by Andúril
Haha. You didn't even get your own innuendo. Maybe that's a good thing -- nevermind.

Ah I did........but did you catch the one in the vinegarette;)

[Andúril]

Coney:
Ah I did........but did you catch the one in the vinegarette;)Nope. But now I see everything coming together... ;p

Look, even Gwaimir has grasped the plot! :)

*wonders how many more innuendos will be flung around ere the end...*

[Gwaimir Windgem]

Originally posted by Andúril

Look, even Gwaimir has grasped the plot! :)

Gee, thanks. :rolleyes:

[Andúril]

Gwaimir Windgem:
Gee, thanks. :rolleyes:*wonders why Gwaimir is looking so intensely at the quote* :p

[Gwaimir Windgem]

*Doesn't think he got that one; doesn't think he WANTS to get it*

[Cirdan]

Originally posted by Andúril
*wonders how many more innuendos will be flung around ere the end...*

innuendoes? So that's where the cucumbers ended up... in the end.

[Iron McFist]

Hee hee, he said grasp.
*leaves for another 2 weeks*

[azalea]

Originally posted by Cirdan
innuendoes? So that's where the cucumbers ended up... in the end.

OOOOO, that was baaaaaaaad!:eek: ;)

[Andúril]

I have said all along -- those were not cucumbers! They were green, and shaped like a.........yeah. Doesn't make them edible.

Damn. My cell phone battery keeps dying on me. :mad:

[BeardofPants]

With a rabbit around, it's a wonder carrots haven't come up yet.

[Coney]

With a rabbit around, it's a wonder carrots haven't come up yet.

:eek: Anyone would think that rabbits had a bad reputation for erm......well, yes:o ;)


*Orders a large carrot and oyster pie from the Aphrodisiac Immediate Delivery Service. Carrots to help you see in the dark, oysters so you have something worth seeing*

[Sween]

oh come on i just dont know why no ones related black riders to big black porn stars?

And for a 3 hour movie where are all the lesbians?

[Legolas_Frodo_Aragorn]

well..lets think about that for a moment

[unregistered]

Originally posted by Legolas_Frodo_Aragorn
well..lets think about that for a moment

No, lets not

[Gwaimir Windgem]

Och; we are truly a sad race. :(

[Dúnedain]

LOL, this thread rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <---for the fan-girls ;)

[eowyngirl14]

heeee heeeeee heeeeeee... I don't really belong here, but this thread is even funnier than the fangirl thread!:) :)

[Shadowfax]

Originally posted by eowyngirl14
I don't really belong here, but this thread is even funnier than the fangirl thread!:) :) Oh, I agree! (but it can get pretty bad...)

[Legolas_Frodo_Aragorn]

but its soooo much fun!!!

[Dúnedain]

w0ah! Sween just pm'd me about BoP and eowyngirl14 mud wrestling! I guess they need to get more attention yet again ;)

[Legolas_Frodo_Aragorn]

carrie mud wrestling??? ew..lol

[BeardofPants]

Sween!!! :mad:

[Andúril]

BoP!!! :D

[Sween]

Originally posted by Dúnedain
w0ah! Sween just pm'd me about BoP and eowyngirl14 mud wrestling! I guess they need to get more attention yet again ;)

No i havent....but now you mention it its a kinda nice thought isnt it :D .

And come on BoP you love the idea really

[Coney]

I can see this ending in tears:rolleyes:

[eowyngirl14]

Originally posted by Dúnedain
w0ah! Sween just pm'd me about BoP and eowyngirl14 mud wrestling! I guess they need to get more attention yet again ;)

*claps hands over ears* I'll just pretend i didn't hear that one!:) :)

[Dúnedain]

Originally posted by eowyngirl14
*claps hands over ears* I'll just pretend i didn't hear that one!:) :)


I know not what you speak of :D

[Draken]

I cannot believe this thread has been around so long before I noticed it. I feel left out now! :(

[Blackboar]

You shouldn't be serious!!! This thread is soooo funny!!! (I post here because its funny, I am straught, not curly or bent ok?);) :)

[eowyngirl14]

Originally posted by Blackboar
You shouldn't be serious!!! This thread is soooo funny!!! (I post here because its funny, I am straught, not curly or bent ok?);) :)

heeeee heeee heeeeee! Too true for many of us female posters!:) :) very very amusing thread! Besides, guys go into the fangirl thread all the time!:D

[BeardofPants]

Originally posted by eowyngirl14
Besides, guys go into the fangirl thread all the time!:D

Yes, and we're very worried for them. ;)

[Draken]

OK... making up for lost time...


OMG!!!! Like, Liv is just so fine!!! And oooh Miranda is sooo cute!!!!!!!!


There, how's that?

[Dúnedain]

Originally posted by Draken
OK... making up for lost time...


OMG!!!! Like, Liv is just so fine!!! And oooh Miranda is sooo cute!!!!!!!!


There, how's that?

Good, but you have much to learn young padawan :p

[Legolas_Frodo_Aragorn]

i just realized that i reeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaallllllllllyyyyyyyyyyy like your icon coney...it grows on ya...lol.. Today...our team in this math thing got 5th place~! (dont laugh...its good for us) and now we're going to states!

[BeardofPants]

Speaking of avatars, isn't Cartoon BoP stunning? :D

[Gwaimir Windgem]

Yes, very nice avatar, I noticed. Is it a drawing of you, I suppose?

[BeardofPants]

Straight out of that horrifying void known as Elfmaster XK. ;)

[Gwaimir Windgem]

The not-nice one, right? :D

[BeardofPants]

The VERY not-nice one. :D

Erm, anyway, back to topic... :p

[Coney]

Originally posted by Legolas_Frodo_Aragorn
i just realized that i reeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaallllllllllyyyyyyyyyyy like your icon coney...it grows on ya...lol.. Today...our team in this math thing got 5th place~! (dont laugh...its good for us) and now we're going to states!

Thanks:)

Of all the threads on the 'moot you chose this one to tell us that?:confused:

My gods....the fan-man thread is becoming an arts-apprecitation society !!!!!:eek:

Speaking of avatars, isn't Cartoon BoP stunning?

Tis very cool yes:cool:

Now can we please get back to the debauchery:mad: ;) :D

[Dúnedain]

Yes Coney's avatar of Buddy Christ does rule and yes a cartoon of BoP is cute, now imagine them mud wrestling :D

That good enough debauchery for you Coney? :p

[Coney]

Originally posted by Dúnedain
Yes Coney's avatar of Buddy Christ does rule and yes a cartoon of BoP is cute, now imagine them mud wrestling :D

That good enough debauchery for you Coney? :p

*refuses to answer on the grounds that one of them is a characature of an all-powerful being with a vengeful father.......and the other one might be as well*

[Narsil's Master]

Personally i would pick Liv tyler. Sh does look the best and had good action scenes.

[Cirdan]

Originally posted by Coney
*refuses to answer on the grounds that one of them is a characature of an all-powerful being with a vengeful father.......and the other one might be as well*

Ummm, which is which?:)

I think Eowyn and Arwen should mud wrestle for Aragorn... no scratch that... for me!:D

[Draken]

Originally posted by Cirdan
Ummm, which is which?:)

I think Eowyn and Arwen should mud wrestle for Aragorn... no scratch that... for me!:D

What puts me off that sort of arrangement is my money would be on Eowyn but I'd much prefer Arrwen personally. I'd just make sure I was on hand to offer sympathy and a hand with getting all that mud off (NB that's why chocolate would be better than mud!)

[Legolas_Frodo_Aragorn]

back to horny men is see

[Draken]

Well...it's quiet at work!

[Cirdan]

mmmmm... chocolate-covered she-elf...

[Sween]

Originally posted by Cirdan
mmmmm... chocolate-covered she-elf...

ive never been fan of choclate gets to sticky i much prefer ice cream, not so sickly either

[Andúril]

Cirdan:
mmmmm... chocolate-covered she-elf...What do you mean "chocolate-covered"? That was licked and sucked off long ago.... :eek:



:evil grin:

[Draken]

Originally posted by Sween
ive never been fan of choclate gets to sticky i much prefer ice cream, not so sickly either

Ah but I'd recommend a good high quality dark Belgian chocolate - not sickly and would look great against a pale complexion!

[Blackboar]

mmmm...Belgian chocolate. mmmm...ice cream mmmm...chocolate.

[Legolas_Frodo_Aragorn]

now i dont have much (ok any) expirience in the food area or things...but i think that frosting would be the best

[eowyngirl14]

Originally posted by Legolas_Frodo_Aragorn
now i dont have much (ok any) expirience in the food area or things...but i think that frosting would be the best

ooohh! frosting! yummy!:) :) lol j/k

[Celebréiel]

Aww, why are there girls in the Fan man thread? :rolleyes: Lets let the boys have their chocolate covered girly dreams without interruptions. ;)
~Celebréiel

[eowyngirl14]

Originally posted by Celebréiel
Aww, why are there girls in the Fan man thread? :rolleyes: Lets let the boys have their chocolate covered girly dreams without interruptions. ;)
~Celebréiel

HYPOCRITE!!! You came here didn't you? LOL! It's funny!:D

[Cirdan]

Originally posted by Andúril
What do you mean "chocolate-covered"? That was licked and sucked off long ago.... :eek:



:evil grin:



Get your own dessert, sword-boy.

Aww, why are there girls in the Fan man thread? Lets let the boys have their chocolate covered girly dreams without interruptions.


dreamus interuptus?

Why do I get the feeling Eowyn isn't particular to underthings?:D

[Sween]

Wish my Gf would hurry up and give birth i need sex :mad:

[Shadowfax]

:eek: That is sooo insensitive!

[Sminty_Smeagol]

Sween that is so selfish

[Legolas_Frodo_Aragorn]

sween...if you knew how much it hurt to give birth or like morning sickness (or so ive heard) then maybe you wouldnt want to have sex either! so stop being so insensative, and be extra nice to your pregnant girlfriend on valentines day

[eowyngirl14]

omg! sween! whatever are you thinking? LOL j/jk

come on guys have some sympathy


I am sure he was just joshing... *stares meaningfully at sween*

[Legolas_Frodo_Aragorn]

or not......lol

[Coney]

AAARRGHH!!

Is nothing sared?:eek:

This thread is not about being sensitive!! (We've got Arwen mud wrestling in the background fer crying out loud).

Let Sween bemoan his lack of horizontal jogging :rolleyes:

He's got tough (and celebate) times ahead;)

[eowyngirl14]

okay I guess I can see why they don't want us girls in the fanman thread!

[Shadowfax]

Originally posted by eowyngirl14
okay I guess I can see why they don't want us girls in the fanman thread! Yeah, no kidding!:p

[Draken]

I agree with the girls Sween that was insensitive and uncalled for.

But anyway, why not borrow someone else's girlfriend in the meantime? ;)

Right can I get back to fantasising about Arwen wearing just chocolate now?

[Sween]

Originally posted by Coney
AAARRGHH!!

Is nothing sared?:eek:

This thread is not about being sensitive!! (We've got Arwen mud wrestling in the background fer crying out loud).

Let Sween bemoan his lack of horizontal jogging :rolleyes:

He's got tough (and celebate) times ahead;)

cheers shes due in march :D ! i was a tad what is known as drunk last night :confused: !

Im playing footie for the first time in ages today im in real danger of loseing my finely tuned physic :eek:

[Evenstar1400]

good for her! or bad for her! saw miracle of life movie in science, birth looks unbelievibly painful. thats why if i ever want kids im gonna adopt!

[Celebréiel]

Originally posted by Evenstar1400
good for her! or bad for her! saw miracle of life movie in science, birth looks unbelievibly painful. thats why if i ever want kids im gonna adopt!
Wow, talking about child birth and such in the fan man thread! ;) Not what I would have thgouht would happen...

[Cirdan]

Originally posted by Celebréiel
Wow, talking about child birth and such in the fan man thread! ;) Not what I would have thgouht would happen...

I am sooo turned off right now.;)

[Legolas_Frodo_Aragorn]

stop talking caroline..that part was gross...LOL

[azalea]

I hate to tell you, too, that you have to wait 6 weeks AFTER the birth anyway. And even if you didn't, believe me, *that* will be the last thing on her mind those first few weeks of motherhood.
And Cirdan, I'm glad you're turned off. It would really worry me if that had turned anyone on!:eek: ;)
Okay, you may resume your lusting, fanmen.

[Legolas_Frodo_Aragorn]

*lust around fan men* im getting bored...lol

[Coney]

It's turned into a bleedin' ante-natal clinic now:eek:


Bugger this........I'm off for a curry ;)

[Coney]

**NOTICE**

You cannot metion childbirth in this thread and expect the "lust" to continue.

It's not right.........*hrumph*

Men should have as little to do with childbirth as possible.......except for a couple of minutes prior to the conception of course;)

[Cirdan]

Originally posted by Coney
Bugger this........I'm off for a curry ;)

Curry! That's hot. You know what else is hot and makes me salivate?

Chocolated covered elf-girl. Eowyn, I think, is more of a whipped cream sort.

hmm, gotta go.:o :D

[Sween]

Im sorry boys that childbirth has put a damperner on you hot wet fantasys. Tell me does anyone know if anyones made a porno version of lord of the rings?

[Dunadan]

Don't know about that, but you can tell your GF that some people think playing "hide the salami in the antenatal clinic" is considered a good way of bringing on the contractions. Personally, I think pregnant women are gorgeous.

[BeardofPants]

Here in NZ there was a woman trying to get permission to have her birth filmed for a porno.

[unregistered]

Originally posted by BeardofPants
Here in NZ there was a woman trying to get permission to have her birth filmed for a porno.

That was not neccesary

[Legolas_Frodo_Aragorn]

i dont think they made a porno for LOTR....but when i went to barns and noble online, i search for lord of the rings..and lord of the g-strings came up......

[eowyngirl14]

aaack! The visions the last couple of posts put into my mind! *bangs head on desk*

[Legolas_Frodo_Aragorn]

im serious tho...try it

[Legolas_GreenLeaf]

aaack! The visions the last couple of posts put into my mind! *bangs head on desk*

That is exactly what I was going to say. I think we should get back on this threads' original topic. lol..:):)

[cassiopeia]

Originally posted by Sween
Im sorry boys that childbirth has put a damperner on you hot wet fantasys. Tell me does anyone know if anyones made a porno version of lord of the rings?
*cough*Can I volunteer to be involved if a certain someone who will not be
named plays Aragorn?*cough*

:D

[eowyngirl14]

Originally posted by cassiopeia
*cough*Can I volunteer to be involved if a certain someone who will not be
named plays Aragorn?*cough*

:D

not if I get there first! LOL!

[Sween]

Originally posted by cassiopeia
*cough*Can I volunteer to be involved if a certain someone who will not be
named plays Aragorn?*cough*

:D

will fan girls please get out

[Coney]

Originally posted by BeardofPants
Here in NZ there was a woman trying to get permission to have her birth filmed for a porno.

o_O.......you got some real kinky (wierd) stuff going on in NZ:eek:

Childbirth may a be a beautiful thing (except if you present at the birth and the woman latches onto your arm with her talons, erm fingernails *ouch*) but erotic?? nah.....thats a new way to view childbirth, even for me.:rolleyes:

[Sween]

Originally posted by Coney
o_O.......you got some real kinky (wierd) stuff going on in NZ:eek:

Childbirth may a be a beautiful thing (except if you present at the birth and the woman latches onto your arm with her talons, erm fingernails *ouch*) but erotic?? nah.....thats a new way to view childbirth, even for me.:rolleyes:

i have to admit i doubt ill be popping out to crack one off when shes giving birth ill more than likely need a bucket :(

[Coney]

Originally posted by Sween
i have to admit i doubt ill be popping out to crack one off when shes giving birth ill more than likely need a bucket :(

Just stay at the head of the bed man, you'll be fine ;)....oh and keeping the gas-and-air to hand is a good idea as well (you'll need it more than your lass.....especially if she grabs yer arm during a contraction).

[Legolas_Frodo_Aragorn]

enough with the pregnancy!

[BeardofPants]

Originally posted by Sween
will fan girls please get out

Are you telling me that you're turning down an opportunity to see a naked Australian chick?! :eek: :p

[Coney]

Originally posted by Legolas_Frodo_Aragorn
enough with the pregnancy!

.........said the nun to the gyneacologist..:D :p *crashing cymbals*...*comedy farting noise*

[FrodoFriend]

I find it interesting that while the Fangirl thread runs on innocently about Legolas' gorgeous eyes, the Fan Man thread somehow turns to pregnant women in porno flicks....

[Coney]

Originally posted by FrodoFriend
I find it interesting that while the Fangirl thread runs on innocently about Legolas' gorgeous eyes, the Fan Man thread somehow turns to pregnant women in porno flicks....

:o :o :o

I blame an overactive imgination.....

[Sween]

Originally posted by BeardofPants
Are you telling me that you're turning down an opportunity to see a naked Australian chick?! :eek: :p

i thought you were from new zeland :p

[Dunadan]

That is exactly what I was going to say. I think we should get back on this threads' original topic. lol..

I agree, let's get back on topic.

Now, LOTR porno.. there's a slightly rude scene in Bored of the Rings where Galadriel (or whatever highly witty satirical variant they called her) tries to seduce Frodo (etc) into giving her the ring.

If you do a Google search for the title, the top ranked hit links to the full text of that scene.

Sorry, there's no hardcore hobbit humping, which I guess is what you were after. But hey, what's the imagination for?

cheers

d.

PS - I too can vouch for the gas and air: don't let that GF of yours Bogart it just because she's in labour!

[Cirdan]

Originally posted by BeardofPants
Are you telling me that you're turning down an opportunity to see a naked Australian chick?! :eek: :p

Hmmm... naked fangirl yabbling on about Legolas...

*reaches for earplugs*

Let's get this party started!:D

[Legolas_Frodo_Aragorn]

or just press the mute button

[BeardofPants]

Originally posted by Sween
i thought you were from new zeland :p

Are you trying to shanghai me into volunteering? Hmmm, let's see: getting hot and heavy with naked Viggo, or maintaining a shred of modesty.... Oh decisions! :rolleyes: :p

[Legolaslvr!]

where am i?

[straight_face]

I despise the terms fangirl and fanboy when talking about the Lord of the Rings. I'm commenting on what somebody wrote way up there among the comments that I didn't read. I'm not crazy over Legolas or any other person in the movie and I like to keep peace between what I think without expressing it aloud and giving people the wrong picture of me. (hint, hint)

[cassiopeia]

Originally posted by Sween
will fan girls please get out
*Shrug* You brought it up and I was innocently volunteering for your pleasure only, of course. :p :)

[Dúnedain]

Originally posted by Sween
Tell me does anyone know if anyones made a porno version of lord of the rings?

I heard they were making one called, "Lord of the Anal Rings", lol :D

[Dúnedain]

LMAO this thread rules, it is so all over the place, pregnancy, to mud wrestling, to hot women, to porno, lmao!!!


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[Legolaslvr!]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <---for the fangirls!!!!!



What do you mean????:eek: :eek: :confused: :mad:

[Legolas_GreenLeaf]

yeah whats that supposed to mean???

[Sminty_Smeagol]

I think he's teasing you fangirls for always using exclamation points :cool:

[Legolas_GreenLeaf]

Oh I see!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!:D

[Coney]

Now it's fangirl punctuation 101 !

Hehehe......strangest thread on the moot :p ..opps....!!!!!

[Legolas_GreenLeaf]

lol

[Dúnedain]

Originally posted by Sminty_Smeagol
I think he's teasing you fangirls for always using exclamation points :cool:

Indeed I was! :D



Originally posted by Coney
Now it's fangirl punctuation 101 !

Hehehe......strangest thread on the moot :p ..opps....!!!!!


Indeed it is! :p

[eowyngirl14]

You don't think I use to many excelmation points?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


do you?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Because I don't think I do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Blackboar]

Don't worry, neither do I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sween]

Originally posted by Dúnedain
I heard they were making one called, "Lord of the Anal Rings", lol :D

they could use a **** ring :confused: and gollum could take on a whole new meaning.

it would probably end up with loads of gay sex in it though all them boys alone in the woods :mad:

I edited this for a word that was inappropriate. --Azalea

[Coney]

Originally posted by Sween
it would probably end up with loads of gay sex in it though all them boys alone in the woods :mad:

That's why movie Frodo's eyes bulge so much!:eek: ......explains a lot why he always looks so down......and why Legolas always has a wry grin on his face..........oh the depravation!;)

[Dúnedain]

Did anyone see the MTV version of the Council of Elrond? LOL it is funny as hell, I won't comment on it yet, but go check it out! If you haven't seen it and own the Extended Edition of FotR, it is on there. It is hidden.

Here are instructions to find it...

http://www.dvdeastereggs.com/showEgg.php?eggid=939&grabEggs=l

[Legolas_GreenLeaf]

Yeah I saw it on the extended edition of the FoTR. It's in the scene selection part. It's hilarious.:D

[azalea]

Um, guys, although this is a fan man thread, let's do keep it PG-13 fanning. Thanks.:)

[Cirdan]

Thanks for the heads up on the easter eggs. I missed those until now. The use of the facial expressions is priceless.

Oh, and on topic.


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dúnedain]

Originally posted by Cirdan
Oh, and on topic.


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for getting us back on track Cirdan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! lol

[Cirdan]

Speaking of back on topic. Did you know my SN means "sea man" in elvish?:o

Anyway, I think we are not giving Galadriel enough attention. She doesn't look that great in the theatrical version (especially the nuclear part) butr she looks sweeeeet in some of the added scenes in the extended version. heh heh... extended

oh and


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[eowyngirl14]

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We don't want them either, you can have them back Coney!

[Coney]

Originally posted by eowyngirl14
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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We don't want them either, you can have them back Coney!

Oi! It took me half an hour to carry them across the 'moot!:mad: .......take yer overexagerated puctuation with ya when yer leave here......

[Dúnedain]

Originally posted by Cirdan
Speaking of back on topic. Did you know my SN means "sea man" in elvish?:o


OMG! No comment!



Originally posted by Cirdan
Anyway, I think we are not giving Galadriel enough attention. she looks sweeeeet in some of the added scenes in the extended version. heh heh... extended


I so agree, she is so gorgeous in my humble opinion :D















P.S. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cirdan]

Originally posted by Dúnedain
I so agree, she is so gorgeous in my humble opinion :D



Defintely. Not too shabby for a grandmother that is thousand of years old. Hey, she's got experience.:insert many exclamation marks here:

[Erawyn]

I so agree, she is so gorgeous in my humble opinion

When she smiles!

[Lady of Rohan]

How come all the girls are so active in the FAN MAN thread? Oops! I shouldn't be talking seeing as I'm here as well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

[Millane]

Anyway, I think we are not giving Galadriel enough attention.
and with good reason she is well past her used by date... i would find it hard to pass her off as attractive outside of the movie but as Galadriel she hasnt got a chance... why dwell on her when there are lookers (sweet sweet arwen and rosie) to look at

[Legolas_Frodo_Aragorn]

speaking of them being gay....have any of you people read the secret diaries? thier so funny..and thier all day..their on my website..(see sig)

[Maedhros]

Chocolated covered elf-girl. Eowyn, I think, is more of a whipped cream sort.
Elf-girl, hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Yummy.;)

[Gaporli]

I agree with eowyngirl14, Legolas is taking over. The boys and the girls, whether its the cute face or cool battle scenes. But to the boys Eowyn is the coolest girl. Heck! She almost killed Aragorn, while he was on his guard.

[Dúnedain]

This of course needed to be brought back to life. I am seeing too much fun by the women on this board, we need to bring back our livelihood men!

No Ma'am! :D