Is this not your worst nightmare...?

[Churl]

A friend just sent me this link (http://www.bbspot.com/News/2003/01/jaromir.html).

Thank the deity of your choice that BBspot is a satire site. :)

[cassiopeia]

My worst nightmare is Sauron being revealed as Frodo's father. :D

[Coney]

hehe.......funny:D

My worst nightmare involves Lobelia Sackville Baggins,her umberella, a bar of carbolic soap and a pair of corderoy trousers...........I think I'll stop there:o

[Melkor's significant othe]

God! that is 'real' funny, I love that sort of humour -

[BeardofPants]

*Use the Ring, Frodo.... Use the Ring.*

[Churl]

Coney wrote:My worst nightmare involves Lobelia Sackville Baggins,her umberella, a bar of carbolic soap and a pair of corderoy trousers.I don't even want to speculate.  I really, really don't want to speculate… :eek: :D :eek:

[Falagar]

My worst nightmare involves Lobelia Sackville Baggins,her umberella, a bar of carbolic soap and a pair of corderoy trousers...........I think I'll stop there
Did you have to post that?! I'm going to...ghqjw! ;)

[viggosbeard]

I had a nightmare about blowing the horn of Gondor.:confused:

[Gwaimir Windgem]

Hehe, very, VERY funny! Absolutely brilliant!

























Now let's just hope it's not true...

[Elf.Freak]

Originally posted by Gwaimir Windgem
Now let's just hope it's not true...

i agree! *shudders at the thought of Jar-Jar (oh, no sorry, Jar-Jaroromir) in LOTR*

[LuthienTinuviel]

That's absolutely brilliant!

thank go it's not true though. i would go down to NZ and scrape the skin off PJ, and all the writers!


About the Lobilia thing... wait.. *shudder* noo..

[Falagar]

Not all of the skin, only the upper part. I would pour oil at the rest of it, then play around with some matches. ;)

[Arathorn]

I saw that article in our local Tolkien yahoogroup. Heheh :D

Well, we do have Count Dookuman the White. :rolleyes:

[Elf Girl]

Heheh. Really funny.

[SamwiseGamgeeOTS]

things like that are only made by people who are jealous of our wisedom in the realm of Tolkien.















let's all hope that it won't happen...remember. all our hopes now lie on two single hobbits somewhere in the wilderness....:D :cool:

[eowyngirl14]

omg! That is sooo funny! I knew star wars was taking over the world... as I posted on someother thread! That was great! Jar-Jaromir! LOL! That will have me laughing for days! I just hope they remember to give Frodo Sywalker his light-saber! I sword that glows blue is pretty dang close to a light-saber! Come on? Who would notice the difference?:) :)

[Arathorn]

The next thing you'll hear, Mount Doom is actually where midichlorians come from.:rolleyes:

[Dwarven Sen]

that implies that the ring is strong with the dark side of the force and must obey its master, as long as its master is dressed in black, oh ok that works.
That is the the most scary link i have ever seen, that should have some sort of rating on it soas not to disturb over 5's.

[eowyngirl14]

still laughing!...:)

[Varda Oiolosseo]

that's funny! lol! :D

Glad it's not true though!:)

[Evenstar1400]

my worst nightmare is this freaky movie called the labyrinth. theres all these little freaky puppets and a guy with really screwed up hair and eyeshadow and it scares me.

i also had this dream once where this HUGE project was do the next day and i had nothing done. and then the teacher failed me.

[LuthienTinuviel]

i liked labyrinth, even if i can't spell it right... and are you talking about david bowie?

[Elfhelm]

Oh man that scene inside the M. C. Escher drawing is soooo coool! I still sing songs from Labyrinth.

Eowyn to the Ringwraith: "You have no power over me!"


hehehe

[Firhithiel Greenleaf]

Originally posted by Churl
A friend just sent me this link (http://www.bbspot.com/News/2003/01/jaromir.html).

Thank the deity of your choice that BBspot is a satire site. :)

That's not really going to happen, is it?!?!?!? ?!?!? AAHHHH!!!!!! And Sauron as Frodo's dad wouldn't be as bad as that. I've read a fic where he was........wait....if Sauron really was Frodo's dad....would he still hate him as much........?? hum hoo....... lol.!!

~~F. G.~~

[Dwarven Sen]

I HATE labyrinth, it is the most scariest film ever made. i cant even think about it without getting the shivers and the heebie-jeebies. waa:eek: :eek:

[BeardofPants]

I never understoood why Sarah didn't want to stay with the goblin king. She has her priorities all wrong! :D

[Arathorn]

I thought the labyrinth was the story of a young goblin finding out that even 3 footers can get lucky at times and that hairstyle and a great singing voice does not matter too much.:p

[Nurvingiel]

I like the Labyrinth, even though it was slightly scary to see David Bowie in tight, leather pants. Anyhoo...

I almost had a heart attack, because I clicked the link without reading the entire post (a mistake I will never do again!) As the website started loading, this is what I saw...

Entertainment News
Tuesday, January 7 12:34 AM EST
Fans Outraged at New Character in The Return of the King

Then the next few sentences loaded and it was all okay. Just goes to show you shouldn't be too hasty!

Jar-Jaromir! *laughs until tears come... for more reason than one* :D

[Coney]

Originally posted by BeardofPants
I never understoood why Sarah didn't want to stay with the goblin king. She has her priorities all wrong! :D

I think it was something to do with his glass balls:eek:

Labyrinth was funny:) .....the Hoggle (Heggle, Hogwort, wotever)
and that orang-utang/monster thing.......been a while since I've seen it tho :( ......... Bowies tunes were terrible I'm guessing the movie was made during his nu-romantic phase:rolleyes:

[Gwaimir Windgem]

I liked the Labyrinth movie as well; I thought it was a good example of a fairy-tale type story, that, IMO could be enjoyed by more mature audiences, kind of like the Hobbit. Though my brother messed it up by jabbering about the Goblin King being gay. :mad:

[durin's bane]

Jar-Jaromir? Is Saruman going to clone Boromir and Jar-Jar together? Oh my...

[legolasluvr2931]

Originally posted by Coney
hehe.......funny:D

My worst nightmare involves Lobelia Sackville Baggins,her umberella, a bar of carbolic soap and a pair of corderoy trousers...........I think I'll stop there:o



OH! isnt that just lovely!!!

[Coney]

Originally posted by legolasluvr2931
OH! isnt that just lovely!!!

Not for Sam Gamgee it wasn't..........he was weeding the flowerbeds at the time:eek:

[entss89]

nooooooooooooooooooooo, just shoot me take me out of this evil world!!!!!!!!! pince yourself!

[eowyngirl14]

Heee Heee heeeee! I am still laughing!!! jar-Jaromir!!! Accualy, you would have to cross a Gun-Gun (or is it Gon-Gon) ,or you could just use a clone of Jar-Jar Binkswith a clone of Boromir to get a Jar-jaramir!Or you could take Boromir's brain and implant it in Jar-jar's body, or vis-versa! FUN! FUN! FUN! hee hee hee... that would be very very interesting... BWA HA HA HAAAA!:) :)

[Arathorn]

Originally posted by eowyngirl14
Heee Heee heeeee! I am still laughing!!! jar-Jaromir!!! Accualy, you would have to cross a Gun-Gun (or is it Gon-Gon) ,or you could just use a clone of Jar-Jar Binkswith a clone of Boromir to get a Jar-jaramir!Or you could take Boromir's brain and implant it in Jar-jar's body, or vis-versa! FUN! FUN! FUN! hee hee hee... that would be very very interesting... BWA HA HA HAAAA!:) :)

Well, if that's the case and genetics was involved, then he might have been a product of Saruman and thus be known as a Gungan-Hai.

[eowyngirl14]

yes, and then they would be really unbeatable because they could swim under water for lond distances without breathng, and they couldn't tire in sunshine! :) :) Wouldn't want one of those things after me! I'd hold out for three wishes and then join there evil cause.:) :)

[The Ben]

Originally posted by Churl
A friend just sent me this link (http://www.bbspot.com/News/2003/01/jaromir.html).

Thank the deity of your choice that BBspot is a satire site. :)

If he is in ROTK, I'm gonna smack Peter Jackson

[Rosie Gamgee]

Very, very glad it's not true. Kinda funny though.

[Fion]

I had a nightmare where I was at Helms Deep, but that wasn't my worst nightmare, it was the funist! "FIRE!":eek:HAHAHAHAHA, ET MACAR EN ORME!



Fion

[Varda Oiolosseo]

I had a dream like that, but first i was with Legolas, Aragorn and Gimli and we were hiding behind a rock when the riders of Rohan rode past!

I am glad it's not true too!

[gimli7410]

i always dreamed i was at helms deep and i had automatic weapons and just killed pretty much all the orcs. that would be sweet:D

[Elvellon]

Hmm, PJ’s cameo appearance does look good, I mean, he even lost weight for the role of Jaromir…..:rolleyes: :D

[Gwaimir Windgem]

LOL! :D