What were they really thinking?

[Sween]

There was one of these treads for Fellowship and it was quite fun so i thought i may as well start one for two towers (seeing as i couldnt find it).

Aragorn when the horse is trying to kiss him

Aragorn: Arwen i wish you would use conditioner your hairs all hard and knotted!

[durin's bane]

Sam *taking bite of lemba*: Ew...how long have these been in here?

[Sween]

legolas whole movie *you know im much harder than everyone else whos every lived*

[Falagar]

Legolas to Gimli, after Aragorn's "death":
"Yeah, I've always thought he was a bit of a hot-shot."

[Arathorn]

Ent after pulling the dam apart: *OK kids. It's time to get off the pool. Time for adult swim.*

Gimli after Aragorn stops to pick up the brooch: *They tell me to hurry up and then they have time to pick up girly things?*

[Duddun]

*Gimilli at helms deep when he is thown by aragorn in front of the gate.* I hope he threw far enough.

[Arathorn]

Gandalf: Now I come to you at the turn of the tide. *thinking: Now I come to you after washing with Tide(tm)*

Aragorn, Gimli, and Legolas as Gandalf reveals himself: *Galadriel, is that you again? No don't tell me; Arwen? Um, Haldir? Elrond?...*

[Sween]

Legolas watching aragorn toss gimli: that little two timer :p :eek:

[durin's bane]

Gollum *dancing around with fish at the forbidden pool*: Just act all happy and innocent and they won't find out what I did in there...

[Miranda]

Legolas to Aragorn TTT "You look terrible!" *MIAOW!*- had to do it sorry, I love Leggie Lou Lou really! Mx

[Arathorn]

Gimli from behind the battlement wall: *Now I know how Mike Wazowsky feels*

[Elf.Freak]

Gimli: *jumps up and down behind wall*
Legolas: you know, you'd make a good live teapot in 'Beauty and the Beast'
Gimli: *Thinks 'next he'll want me to sing 'I'm a little teapot!'*

[Elenessiel]

Treebeard to Merry and Pippin: "The Ents have decided..."
(pause)
Merry or Pippin: "Well?"
Treebeard: "...That you are not orcs."
Merry or Pippin: "What about Saruman?"
Treebeard: "He is not an orc either." :rolleyes:

I apologize if I have misquoted any lines, but I'll get them right after I've seen it another five or so times.

[Arathorn]

Nazgul as Frodo holds up the One Ring in Osgiliath: <Screech> *thinking: In place of a Dark Lord you shall have a Queen!...*

Frodo: *thinking: 'Must get that hot elf chick off my mind*

[squinteyedsoutherner]

"I am Gandalf the white"

Aragorn: "you fell?"

"through fire and water"

Legolas: bows head solemnly

"then I smote it's ruin on the mountain side"

Gimli: "but did you see any wings lad?"

[Arathorn]

Saruman while Isengard is being sacked by the ents: "How many times do I have to tell you kids to stop playing with matches, er Ents?!"

[Arathorn]

Aragorn to Gandalf and Co. before the storming of the Black Gate: "For Frodo..."

*thinking* For the Oscars..
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Gollum trying to get the Ring from Frodo in Mt Doom:

*thinking* Wee! I'm flying!!!
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Gollum Sinking into the lava:

*thinking* My pixels are melting!!!

Sauron *thinking* Doh!!!
(homer simpson style)
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Merry during the battle before the Black Gates: "The eagles are coming!"

*thinking* Welcome to the Hotel California...
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The Witch-King when Eowyn yells: "I am no man!"

*thinking as it melts* YUCK!!! And to think I wanted to kiss you!

[Laurelyn]

Gollum (Smeagol) strangling Deagol:
*that'll teach you not to call me smarty-pants!*

[Tuor of Gondolin]

Gollum disappearing in lava with the Ring:

(Thinks to himself, "How about that. That hack Peter Jackson got something right!'). Then says aloud:

"Let's see that f******* f**** Dobby top this death scene!
Can't wait for my Oscar acceptance spee...agh! It burns us! It burns us, precious. Where's that ***** stunt double?
Oh wait, the fat hobbit's throwing us a rope. Let's grab it.
Agh! It freezes, it bites! Elves twisted it, curse them! Nasty cruel hobbit. It hurts....."

PJ: "Cut! Cut! Gollum. Babe! You're doing improv again. Now let's do the scene over the way I improved, I mean adapted, it.

Gollum: "I cannot work with that man. He just drains me!"