The Conspiracies! (TOC vs. DC!)

[Duddun]

Ok, I am starting an rpg that was sparked by The Anything Post. So if you are wondering about it. Read the last few pages of the Anything Post. Here it is:
This thread is two conspiracies the TOC and DC. DC is Dark Conspiracy. And TOC is umm... it is The One Conspiracy.
TOC Features...
Sauron-creature (Sara) Silverstripe is this...If i remember correctly. Ms. Undomial is Ron. And I am Saruman. There are going to be 9 - 13 nazgul. Silverstripe gets to choose. And the rest can be orcs or something on the Dark Conspiracy.
The Dark Conspiracy Features...
Nothing yet
DC's problem is that they do not let many people in so there can only be a few DC players.
Ok Lets Start!!!!!!

[Silverstripe]

Okay!

Character Description

Name: Sara, one half of the Sauron-creature team.

Age: very, very old

Hair Color: Black

Eye Color: Black

Features: Dresses in black, is one of the two to command the Nazgul.
:D

[Duddun]

OOC: Yes, but if you read closely Silverstripe you have to choose how many Nazgul there are.

[Silverstripe]

ooc: LOL! How about Thirteen? Six for each half of the Saurons to command, plus an extra who can run around doing whatever.:D

[Ms. Undomial]

ooc: Hello!


Character Description:

Name: Ron one half of the Sauron creature team.

hair color: also Black

Eye Color: Deep brown; pattern is like snake skin

Features: also dresses in black; is also one of the two to command the Nazgul.

ok! I think we are ready. :D

[Duddun]

OOC: Even better, Saruman can command the last one! Hehe, control is the key to the world!;) Now to start! Who wants to start? I started the thread so I don't have to start!:D I won't be here from 7 to 3 PST tomorrow and every week day so Ms. Undomial or Silverstripe can play my charactor.

[zavron]

What's going on here? What is this all about?

[Silverstripe]

The One Conspiracy (which all the people who've joined so far are part of) is fighting The Dark Conspiracy (DC) an elite, much more evil conspiracy team.

The leaders of TOC are Sara and Ron, could also be referred to as "Sauron." We also have Saruman, the Thirteen (Nazgul), and any number of orcs. Regardless of the fact that we are trying to take over, members are generally good at heart; our greatest strength and worst weakness.

DC is the more evil side, and members specialize in being mysterious, cryptic, and often just plain annoying.

So, this involves the two conspiracies fighting each other against a sort of Middle Earth backdrop.

[zavron]

Nah! Not musch interested really.

[Hanza]

Character Description:

Name: Flaker

Age: Middle aged -> old

Part of: TOC. Am a Nazgul.

Hair: Ginger

Eyes: change

[Fred Baggins]

I'll join, though I have no idea what it's really about, I'll just make lubyla tell me. Anywho...*Wanders off* O wait I forgot about my character! For now I will leave it at that he is on the dark conspiracy for now, cause I have to figure out his descrip...*giggles*

Edit:Ok, I figured I'm not going to do who I thought I'd do. To over done. I'm using(Drumroll please) FREDDY! Evil Freddy of course

[Nibs]

Character Description:

Nickname: Intern.

Age: Young, for a Nazgul.

Part of: TOC. A Nazgul intern. I'll be the extra one that will die first, hence the lack of a real name.

Hair: Black.

Eyes: Always wide and dilated, as though constantly surprised.

[Dolenloteiel]

Actually, I think this sounds like fun!! Can i join?? Part of the DC team.

Name Ssiana

race Dark Elf

Age OLD

Appearance Wears black robes, black cloak, black hood, the
whole nine yards

Weapons One knife

horse Asforoth

[Duddun]

Ok, This is great!!
Any of you can start if you want. We need more for TOC right now. Until we get more TOC we should probably not get more DC. Because TOC is suppose to have more. So can I be in charge of the 13th nazgul or do you want to be free? And were ready to start whenever someone wants!:)

[Nibs]

I'm trying to understand the real plot of the story...

Or would that spoil the fun?

[Duddun]

Well, Silverstripe can tell it better but I will try. In The Anything Post, we made two conspiracies, the dark conspiracy was first, but would not let anyone in so we made TOC for the rest of us. And now were making them fight!

[Hanza]

nine nazgul were decided upon in the anything thread. I cant remember who they were so someone should findout.
Any way that means if we are having 13 nazgul we can have 4 more join.

[Duddun]

We decided on 13 in Anything Post, but we are starting over, no places were reserved besides Silverstripe and Ms. because they helped make it.

[Fred Baggins]

Well, since they made me into one, before I even knew what was going on, can I be a Naxgul, pwease?

[Duddun]

Yes! The first 13 people who want to be nazgul can. Go ahead! We don't have many nazgul yet. By the way all nazgul are on TOC! I hope that didn't change your mind Fred Baggins.

[Fred Baggins]

Nope, it changed my mind being a nazgul...like I said, I wasn't sure what was going on...still not quite. Hey, if it's TOC, and Nazgul, I'll just use Merry! Course, he's not verry good at being bad...better idea! Resta! (Surprised ya huh? Didn't know he was ever a Nazgul huh? Well guess what. He never was!)

And just call me Fran or Faith if ya don't mind Duddun.

[Duddun]

Okay Fran! Should we get more or just start?

[Dolenloteiel]

Whatever you all want to do.

[Silverstripe]

ooc: We can start now. I'd start, but I have writer's block at the moment ... I could write something, but it wouldn't be very good! LOL. If someone else can get this "show on the road," I'd appreciate it.:)

[Dolenloteiel]

OCC I'm on at school right now, so I'd have to wait until i got home to really buckle down and write

[Duddun]

I'm horrible at getting RPG's "On the road" so someone else please do it.:p

[Dolenloteiel]

Ok, this is getting ridiculous. I vote someone from the TOC should start!!:D lol, jk if you guys don't want to do that.

[Nibs]

[Flaker and the intern were the first to show. It was his first meeting, after all, and the intern wanted to make a good impression. Flaker was his ride. And dificult to wake up this early in the morning]

Intern: So, what are these meetings like?

Flaker: [yawning] We discuss what our plans are in the near future. Now let me get some rest before the others show.

Intern: You know you're on company time, right?

Flaker: Do you want a ride from me ever again?

Intern: Uh... here, use my padded notebook as a pillow.

[Flaker had lay only a moment before the intern had noticed someone approaching them]

[Duddun]

It was Saruman, of TOC. He was the first to come, well besides Flaker and Intern. He knocked on the door.(If were not inside that didn't happen.)But instead of waiting he just walked in.
Saruman: Hello! Intern and Flaker.*Wakes Flaker up*

Flaker: What this time Intern?*Sees that it is Saruman*Oh, Hullo!

Saruman: Just sleep until more get here.

Intern: What about me?

Saruman: Oh you?

Intern: YES ME!

Saruman: Oh, well I guess you can nap too.

Intern: Ergh *mumbles*He is ignorant isn't he?*mumbles**Lays down to nap, because he was told too.*

Just then another person walked in...

[Lubyla]

Ok, before Duddun kills me...

Name: Starletta

Group: TOC

Descrip: Wears her hair in two braids, and looks like a young girl, sweet and innocent, but she is really a wizard. She goes along most of the time because she is confused a lot. Has a secret crush on Resta.

Weopons: A silver sword with a horse inscribed on the side.

Horse: A chestnut brown horse named Dream; A cream coloured horse named Cloud; and sometimes has Morier, a black horse.
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ic: *Walks in eating a lollypop* What, is it nap time already?

[Duddun]

OOC: Finally!!Yay!:) :D :) :D

[Lubyla]

ooc: I feel so loved:)

ic: *Bangs on Saruman's head, thinking he is asleep.* Is anyone HOME????

[Duddun]

He stood up yelling "Yes, were here, this isn't home though!"He said with anger. "Why must you bang on my head So hard?"Rubs his head.

[Hanza]

It was Starletta. She walked in and noisely stamped her foot on the ground. This woke everyone.

Flaker: Hi Starletta. We were just having a quick nap before everyone else arrives.

Intern: *with eyes closed*Hey. Why did you wakes us?*opens eyes**Starlettta looks sweetly at intern*Oh sorry. Forget about it.

Flaker: Think before you speak intern.*scowls at intern*

Saruman: Why doint you came and join us. There is plenty of room.

Just then there was a big THUD.....

[Fred Baggins]

ooc:Wow, everyone starts without me...

ic:*Resta walks in with a snake around his throat. The snake looks like it's choking him. Resta falls to the floor with a thud*

[Duddun]

Saruman: *whispers*What was that? It didn't sound good. Sounded like a member of the unamable conspiracy!

Flaker: Starletta, hide, along with Intern and I will too.

Saruman: No, you may be of a help here, all of you.

[Silverstripe]

The door swung open noiselessly, and in walked Sara. Intern gave a stiff salute.

Sara *to Intern*: Would you QUIT doing that?

*Intern looks surprised and cowers*

Sara: Hello, Saruman. I'm afraid Ron and I were delayed by the Unamables! They seemed to think *looks down at Resta* Nazgul! Quit playing around!

[Silverstripe]

Sara: *bops snake on head*

[Duddun]

Saruman: Ok, where is Ron? And I agree Nazgul PLEASE stop!

[Silverstripe]

ooc: Ms. Undomial, is Ron supposed to be male or is "Ron" short for Ronna?

Sara: *continues to bop snake on head* Ron, oh, Ron is here, dunno if (s)he'll show up for awhile though. So who made the lovely HOLE in the roof, eh?

[Lubyla]

*Starts to get ancy like a 5 year old* I'M BORED!!!!! I'M HUNGRY!!!!!SOMEONE PLAY WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Silverstripe]

Sara: Here ya go. *throws snake at Star*

*Intern cowers*

Sara: Anyway, the Unamables seem to think...

Starletta interupted with a wail of anguish.

[Lubyla]

IT ATE MY LOLLIPOP!!!!!!!!*starts throwing randome spells at intern and Sara*

[Duddun]

Blocks the spells from hitting them and calms her down.
Saruman: Here is another Lollypop. Now what do the Unamables think? And the hole was Intern.

[Lubyla]

*sits down and starts eating the lollipop**says in a gooey, cute voice knowing it would annoy him* Thank you

[Duddun]

Saruman: Just keep the lollypop in your mouth!!!

*Starletta cowers back a little*

Starletta: Ok

Saruman: Thankyou, now what about the unamamables? And no interupting!

[Lubyla]

Sara: *Starts to talk*

Starletta:*raises hand high in the air and wiggles around*

Saruman: WHAT?!

Starletta: *cowers a bit more* Where is the bathroom?

[Duddun]

Saruman: Around to the right. And stay there till I yell, that it is ok to come back. So you don't interrupt!

[Lubyla]

Starletta: ok. I guess I could *sniff* I see how it is.* Takes resta's snake with her* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

[Duddun]

Saruman: She drives me crazy! Why she must be at this meeting, even eru doesn't know.

[Lubyla]

Starletta: Comes bck from R.R. " Sorry, I think I lost myself for a bit there. Must have been the lollipop that stranger that looked like he was from D.C. gave me. O well. Now, what were we talking about?

[Duddun]

Saruman: *mutters to himself* Ergh, she's still alive!*Finishes muttering* Well, we were TRYING to figure out what Sara was saying!

[Silverstripe]

Sara: *shrugs* Well, prob'ly does, but he's sure not telling any of us! Anyway, the Unamables think...

*here Starletta screams something about cold water, drowning out the rest of Sara's words*

Saruman: *lets out unearthly scream* I am going to KILL that girl!!!

Sara: Now, now, Saruman...let ME do that!

[Lubyla]

Starletta: Please dont kill me.Please dont kill me.Please dont kill me.Please dont kill me.Please dont kill me.Please dont kill me.Please dont kill me.Please dont kill me.Please dont kill me.Please dont kill me.Please dont kill me.Please dont kill me.Please dont kill me.Please dont kill me.Please dont kill me.Please dont kill me.Please dont kill me.Please dont kill me.Please dont kill me.Please dont kill me.Please dont kill me.Please dont kill me.Please dont kill me.Please dont kill me.Please dont kill me.Please dont kill me.Please dont kill me.Please dont kill me.Please dont kill me.Please dont kill me.Please dont kill me.Please dont kill me.Please dont kill me.Please dont kill me.Please dont kill me.Please dont kill me.Please dont kill me.Please dont kill me.Please dont kill me.Please dont kill me.Please dont kill me.Please dont kill me.Please dont kill me.Please dont kill me.Please dont kill me.Please dont kill me.Please dont kill me.Please dont kill me.Please dont kill me.Please dont kill me.Please dont kill me.

[Duddun]

Saruman: *holds back sara*Of course we won't dear. *Says that in a soft sweet voice.*
Starletta: Oh thankyou!
Saruman: *Casts spell to shut her up* Now what were you saying sara?

[Lubyla]

Starletta: *limps over and falls off chair with a loud, earth shakening thud and starts to roll on the ground, bumping into everyone*

[Duddun]

Saruman: *lifts her up and puts her on chair*Now please just stay quiet on your own will!

Starletta: Ok!*Feeling the spell released.*

[Hanza]

Starletta: I hate you!I hate you!I hate you!I hate you!

Flaker: Calm!Calm!Calm!Calm!Calm!Calm!Calm! Someone please give her another lollipop so we can get on with the meeting.

Intern:*crouched in a ball* Can i open my eyes yet?

[Lubyla]

Starletta: *stays silent untill Sara is done speeking, but starts to quietly hum, The song that gets on everybodies nerves.*

[Silverstripe]

Sara: *rolls eyes and speaks very quickly* The Unamables think that some of us should join them. I mean Ron and I and you and for some unfathomable reason, STARLETTA, should join, but well they're plotting to take over Middle Earth. I mean, we are, too, but they want to bring Death and Destruction into the picture here!

[Duddun]

OOC: Unamables are DC right?
OOC2: Should we make a discussion for this?
IC:
Saruman: No, we should not accept.*turns to Starletta*Good song huh?*starts humming it too.*

[Silverstripe]

*audible gasp from everyone in the room*

Star: I wanna lollipop! I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves...

[Lubyla]

Starletta:I know why The Unamables want me to come with you *smiles sweetly*

[Silverstripe]

Sara: Nah, 'course we won't accept. We're the heroes -- well, sort of. And we NEVER accept. *sniffs* Just thought you'd wanna know. *shrugs and joins Saruman in humming*

[Duddun]

Saruman: Why? here have a lollypop.

[Lubyla]

Everyone in room: ...Everybodys nerves,Everybodys nerves, I kno a song that gets on evrybodys nerves and this is how it goes...

Starletta: Cool, I started a trend!!!

[Duddun]

Saruman: Sshhhhh! Your breaking the beat!
*Starletta screams another cry*

[Hanza]

Intern: No you didnt *tapes up Starlettas mouth*

Everyone hisses at Intern.
Intern slides back down.

[Lubyla]

Starletta: Its the man who gave me the tanted lollipop!!!

[Silverstripe]

Suddenly a huge python (not Resta's snake) slithered over to the group.

Sara: *casually* Oh, hello, 'Rora, how are you?

Aurora: *to Star* Have a lollypop! It's missing.

Everyone: WHAT'S missing!

Aurora: Well...you know...the one...

*Starletta screams*

[Duddun]

Saruman: What about him?

[Lubyla]

ooc: we should have a discussion board.

ic: Starletta: You messed up my song!!!!

[Silverstripe]

Aurora: Starletta, did you know, I am large enough to swallow a six foot tall person? Also, did you know you're annoying me? Thank you.

Sara: So what's missing.

Aurora: The Rubber Duck!

*everyone gasps*

All: Oh no!

Aurora: Yes, folks, the great Rubber Duck is missing!

[Duddun]

OOC: ok, I will make the discussion board. WHo is Aurora? He is on TOC right?
IC:
Saruman: This is bad!*faints in terror*

[Lubyla]

Starletta: Do you want one of mine?

[Hanza]

*astonished that starletta might have saved the day*

Flaker: Thanx..... I think.

[Lubyla]

Starletta: *yawns and hands a Rubberduckie to Saruman*

[Duddun]

Saruman: Uh...What is this for??

Sara: I'll be taking that!

Saruman: Ok?

[Lubyla]

Starletta: *sneezes*

[Duddun]

Saruman: You got that all over me...Ewwwww...*Runs screaming like a girl to the bathroom.

[Lubyla]

Starletta: He is so annoying!!!!

Everyone else: *looks at her*

Starletta: What?

[Duddun]

*Saruman comes back to hear what and see everyone look at her*
Saruman: Your lipstick is smeared that is what. *turns away*Eh...So hideous!

[Lubyla]

Starletta: *wipes it off* Shouldn't we be doing something about taking over the world? I want to be a princess!!!!!!!

[Duddun]

Saruman: Wizards aren't princesses!

[Lubyla]

Starletta: So. I dont care.wizards arent evil either, I guess you aren't a wizard

[Silverstripe]

Sara: *looks lovingly at Rubber Duck and squeezes it*

Aurora: World takeover, yeah, but you're not the Princess, you aren't Sara's daughter, I...

Sara: Shhh...'Rora, they can all be royals if they want to -- but I'm the Queen! Or should I be an Empress? No, too many syllables for the trolls and Starletta.

Aurora: So what are we waiting for?

Saruman: *shrugs* ... well...Ron.

*Intern starts running in a circle screaming*

[Duddun]

Saruman:*Gets hissy*Look whos talking! You said shouldn't we be taking over the world!
Starletta: nehnehnehneh, I'm not listening!nehnehnehnehneh!

[Lubyla]

Starletta: *goes over to Saruman's favorite stuffed toy and picks it up.*

[Duddun]

Saruman: *Starts crying like a baby* G-g-i-iv-v-e me tubby!

Starletta: Haha! saruman is crying! Such a little boy.

Saruman: No i am not! You shall pay for this.*Starts running around the room knocking stuff down and trying to catch Starletta.*

[Lubyla]

starletta: Nananananananana youll never get me. *jumps onto chandalier*

[Duddun]

Saruman: *Takes staff and breaks Chandelier.*Got you!*Grabs her and ties her up.*

[Fred Baggins]

*Grabs his snake and lovingly pets it, then finds out it's not dead, and thows it into his pack.* Why are you all so nuts? Speacking of nuts...anyone got any? I'm hungery...

[Duddun]

Saruman: Yup, I got some nuts, I have starletta tied up and well I could tie you up.

[Fred Baggins]

"No thanx, just give me the nuts." *Takes the nuts and eats them all.*

[Duddun]

Saruman: *Grabs Starletta out of the pile of nuts*You almost ate Starletta!
Starletta: Can I be unbound? Please?*pouts*

Saruman: Yes I guess.

[Silverstripe]

*Intern continues to run around screaming; no one pays the slightest attention.

Sara: *yawns* Anyway, Ron's late...

*something in Resta's pack starts screaming "Mmmph! Let me out! Let me out!" and pounding on the pack.

Sara: Hmmm. Sounds like he's here!

[Lubyla]

*An odd black bird flys into the window. After peeling himself off, flys in through the front door and lands in the center of the group.

Bird: Darn that Windex.

Starletta: *Runs over, after stealing Resta's nuts, and chokes the bird...I mean...HUGS the bird* Andodulin!!!!!!!

Andodulin: AH! Its YOU!!!*flys to Resta in anguish*

[Fred Baggins]

Andy my man! Ah, er bird! Here have a nut. Anyone have any coffie? I need coffie,I need coffie,I need coffie,I need coffie,I need coffie,I need coffie,I need coffie,I need coffie,I need coffie,I need coffie,I need coffie,I need coffie,I need coffie,I need coffie,I need coffie,I need coffie,I need coffie,I need coffie,I need coffie,I need coffie,I need coffie,I need coffie,I need coffie,I need coffie,I need coffie,I need coffie,I need coffie,I need coffie,I need coffie,I need coffie,I need coffie,I need coffie,I need coffie,I need coffie,I need coffie,I need coffie,I need coffie,I need coffie,I need coffie,I need coffie,I need coffie,I need coffie,I need coffie,I need coffie,I need coffie,I need coffie,I need coffie,I need coffie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lubyla]

Andodulin: WOULD YOU SHUT UP!!!!!!! And Saruman, please dont use windex, my head is killing me.

Starletta: *Runs up behind Resta* Hi. Hi.Hi. Hi.Hi. Hi.Hi. Hi.Hi. Hi.Hi. Hi.Hi. Hi.Hi. Hi.Hi. Hi.Hi. Hi.Hi. Hi.Hi. Hi.Hi. Hi.Hi. Hi.Hi. Hi.Hi. Hi.Hi. Hi.Hi. Hi.Hi. Hi.Hi. Hi.Hi. Hi.Hi. Hi.Hi. Hi.Hi. Hi.Hi. Hi.Hi. Hi.Hi. Hi.Hi. Hi.Hi. Hi.Hi. Hi.Hi. Hi.Hi. Hi.Hi. Hi.Hi. Hi.Hi. Hi.Hi. Hi.Hi. Hi.Hi. Hi.Hi. Hi.Hi. Hi.Hi. Hi.Hi. Hi.Hi. Hi.Hi. Hi.Hi. Hi.Hi. Hi.Hi. Hi.Hi. Hi.Hi. Hi.Hi. Hi.Hi. Hi.Hi. Hi.

Andodulin: Starletta, what did you have for breakfast this morning?

Starletta: Sugar frosted Oreos!!!! Why?

Andodulin: That explains it.

Starletta: Why?

Andodulin: Why what?

Starletta: Why?

Andodulin: I see.

Starletta: Why?

Andodulin: Ok, you can stop now

Starletta: Why?

Andodulin: Because its getting on my nerves.

Starletta: Why?

Andodulin: Stop it!

Starletta: Why?

Andodulin: Because I said so.

Starletta: Why?

Andodulin: Someone help me please.

Starletta: Why?

[Fred Baggins]

Resta: um...I need coffie!

Andodulin: Shut up.

Resta: Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie,Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie,

Andodulin: *At same time* Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up,

Starletta:*at same time* Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi,

[Silverstripe]

Sara: Would you all just STOP THAT! Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop...

Resta: *at the same time*: Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie...

Andodulin: *at the same time*: Shut up, shut up shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up...

Star: *at the same time*: Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi...

(well, you get the idea!)

[Lubyla]

Saruman: Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey,

Resta:*At the same time* Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie,Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie,

Sara: *at the same time* Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop,

Starletta: *at same time* Hi, hi, hi, hi, ...


Andodulin: *breaks from the whole thing* *Flys around the room and ties everyone's hair in a humungo knot* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[Silverstripe]

Sara: *with a dangerous look in her eyes* ANDODULIN! You messed up my hair!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! You'll pay for thissssss...*transforms into an enormus snake*

[Lubyla]

Andodulin:*quickly goes down and unknotts her hair, then flys to the top of the eves.*

[Fred Baggins]

Resta: ooo snake! *Chases Sara*

[Silverstripe]

Sara: *runs in circles*

Intern: *also runs in circles...screaming*

(Resta and Sara run into Intern)

[Lubyla]

Andodulin:
*Unexpectantly turns into an elf, and falls, landing on Resta*

[Silverstripe]

Sara: *transforms back into human...um, human-ish. Thing.* Ow...

[Fred Baggins]

Resta: Darn...I wanted another snake...

[Lubyla]

Starletta: you and your stupid snakes!

[Silverstripe]

Sara: Um...speaking of which...Resta, I think you have Ron locked up in your pack...

[Fred Baggins]

Resta: What! My snake is Ron! Kewl!*opens pack*

[Duddun]

Saruman: *Runs around screaming*Ahhh...I hate snakes, I hate snakes! They eat me!

Sara: Shut up and they won't!

Saruman: *stops screaming*

Ron: *Comes out of the pack, walks up to Saruman and bites him*

Saruman: *Starts crying* Ow...Ow...

Ron: That's for the earlier screaming. *Bites him again* And that was just cause I felt like it!:D

[Lubyla]

Andodulin: *brushes himself off, and stands up*

Star: *Eyes brighten* ANDODULIN!!!!!*runs to him*

Andodulin: *runs behind Resta* Save me!

[Fred Baggins]

*smacks Starletta and drops her down bottomless pit*

ooc:*Rolls on Floor laughing* Hohoho hehehe, sorry, I couldn't help it!*Runs to Lubyla's dad* Do I get the 50 bucks for pretending to drop her down a hole?
Lubyla's dad: Nope, you gotta do better than that.
Me: Darn!
ok, here's what I really do.

ic:Resta: Here Starletta, have a lollypop...and some nuts!

[Lubyla]

Starletta: YIPPIE!

Andodulin: NO! dont give her more sugar!!!

[Fred Baggins]

*Wispers to Andy* Don't worry it's suger free! *Doesn't mention the coffie in it(not flavored so)*

[Lubyla]

Andodulin:ok

Starletta: *Takes lollipop* hey, this is a mocha china lollipop!!!!

[Duddun]

Saruman: Either all of us and not Starletta go to DC or she goes to DC and we stay. Only two options.
OOC: I'll finish posting later.

[Silverstripe]

Sara: *yawns* Well, first we should find out why DC is crazy enough to want Star!

Ron: What's this about the Unamables?

Sara: I think it's on page one ... no, two.

Ron: Oh. Missed that.

[Fred Baggins]

Resta: We can wrap her up and give her to the DC as a present.

[Lubyla]

ooc: should I change Starletta to a less annoying charactor, one who does normal stuf??

[Fred Baggins]

ooc: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! O lubya, I'm at school right now, so I can't IM. I'll be back on at about 3:15 maybe later, but not sure when mom will get here, so I'm not going outside for a bit.(STUPID 90 SECOND RULE!)

[Lubyla]

Starletta: No! Dont send me away like all the others!!!*sits down and starts to cry*

[Fred Baggins]

Resta: Don't worry, I was talking about Lubyla.

[Lubyla]

Lubyla: *storms in* I HERD THAT LORD RESTA!!!

Andodulin: YIKES! Lubyla...I didn't know you were comming...hehehe

[Fred Baggins]

Resta:*Starts to pull hair out, but relizes he can't because he has a hood on* DON"T CALL ME THAT!

[Lubyla]

Lubyla: Lord Resta Lord Resta Lord Resta Lord Resta Lord Resta Lord Resta Lord Resta Lord Resta Lord Resta ...

Starletta: *joins in* Lord Resta Lord Resta Lord Resta Lord Resta Lord Resta Lord Resta Lord Resta Lord Resta ...

Andodulin:Lord Resta Lord Resta Lord Resta Lord Resta Lord Resta Lord Resta Lord Resta

[Fred Baggins]

Resta: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA

[Lubyla]

Starletta: Ok, I'll stop now.

Lubyla:*continues, then stops*

[Fred Baggins]

Resta: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAaAAAAAAAAA

Nameless voice: HEY IDIOT, THEY STOPPED!

Resta: Wha? O. FREDDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH GET ME AWAY FROM HIM! *Hides behind Andodulin, and is tapped on the sholder by a freakishly long nail* AAAAA LUBYLA! *Hides behind Saruman*

[Lubyla]

Andodulin:*eyes widen and turn evil* Freddy. It has been long, here, come sit by me.

[Duddun]

Saruman: *Decides he has to scratch his back, reaches back and clubs Resta on accident.* Oops, Get out from behind me LORD Rest!

[Lubyla]

Starletta: Hahaha, Lord Resta, thats a laugh and a half.

[Fred Baggins]

Resta: *pulls his sword* MY NAME IS NOT LORD RESTA! I"M NOT A LORD, AND IF ANY OF YOU WISH TO CHALLANGE THAT< THEN MEET MY SWORD!

Freddy: *giggles* You challenged him!

[Lubyla]

Lubyla: Fine Lord Resta, I shall challange you, with Andodulin at my side.

Andodulin:*eats a doughnut and looks up* Huh? Me? Uh...Whatever.

[Fred Baggins]

Resta: "Fine, I shall take on you both with Fre-"

Freddy *glares at him*

Resta: "-by myself!"

[Lubyla]

Lubyla:*brings out her blade* Did I mention i was going to use this? Not my arrows?

[Fred Baggins]

Resta: Good more of a challenge for me!

Freddy: *Brings out a couple bags of popcorn, and beanbags, and everyone makes themselves comfortable, to watch the fight*

[gandalffan2525]

meanwhile in DCHQ...orc1:stop hitting me!
orc2:im not *hits orc1*
orc1:you did it again!
orc2: did not! *hits orc1 w/rock the size of koocamunga and then tries to hide it behind him*
orc1: OOOOWWWWWW! *falls over dead*
orc3:stop hitting me!
orc2:im not!...

[Nibs]

The intern spontaneously combusts, leaving only an inverted W-2 form and an invisible Slinky™.

[Duddun]

Saruman: Hey no one gets to fight with out me in it! I will fight with LORD Resta if he allows.

[Lubyla]

Lubyla: Not now, since you called him *whispers*lord resta/

Andodulin: Um...why cant we just save our energy so we can plot to take over...er...whatever we are doing here.

[Duddun]

Saruman: That is Sara and Ron's business. Not ours, and while they toil over that we should have fun. Now may I join you in the fight LORD Resta?Otherwise I shall join Princess Lubyla."

[Lubyla]

Lubyla: Did you just say what I think you said?

Andodulin: No..No, he didn't, he said nothing of the sort!

Lubyla: Yes he did! He just called me PRINCESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!I HATE THAT!!!!!*Picks out an arrow, and Shoots at Saruman* HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Dolenloteiel]

At DCHQ...

Ssiana : *Walks in and sees the orcs. One dead, two and three fighting with rocks.* SILENCE!!!! Cease this embarrassing fray of brainless idiots!!!

Orc2 : She meant you...

Orc3 : Did not!!!

Ssiana I said SILENCE! *sees the dead orc, whispers* Good, he's finally gone! Now to finish up these two!

Orc2 : What?

Ssiana Did I command you to speak? Stand still, both of you!! *orcs stop fidgeting* Now, I want both of you to head over to-*stops and looks around in pretend secrecy* spy out the TOC meeting at the-*pauses again* T-O-C-H-Q...Got it?

Orc2&3 : *whispering* Got it!!

Ssiana : Report back immediately!!!! Go! May Melkor speed your path's!!!!

[Silverstripe]

Sara *hearing Saruman's words*: Hey! Saruman, you're forgetting something, dear. You ARE supposed to help us take over the world... anyway, I don't see why we can't all have fun for a while.

Aurora: *looks at Intern* Cool, an invisible Slinky!

[Fred Baggins]

Um, I think that means you're joining me Saruman!

[Lubyla]

Starletta:* Turns into a large, evil shadow that fills the room *THERE SHALL BE NO FIGHTING!!!!!!!!!!!!*shrinks back down* Heehee

[Duddun]

Saruman: Ignore Starletta, I guess i will be on Lord Resta's team instead of PRINCESSSSSSSSSS Lubyla. Ok, lets start fighting cause well...

[Fred Baggins]

Freddy: Cause my popcorns getting cold! Anyone have any gum? And some soda?

Resta: *shoots fire at Freddy* Cool, didn't know I could do that.

Freddy: that's cause you can't.

Resta: O, I knew that.

[Duddun]

Saruman: *Gets impatient* Can we please start fighting now. PRINCESS Lubyla and PRINCE Andodulin get ready. Lets kill em' LORD Resta!
*Duddun walks in*
Duddun: Someone say popcorn?
Freddy: ME!
Duddun: *Charges at him trying to steal it* GIVE ME IT!!
Freddy: Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!
Duddun: GIVE! GIVE! GIVE! GIVE! GIVE! GIVE! GIVE! GIVE! GIVE! GIVE! GIVE! GIVE! GIVE! GIVE! GIVE! GIVE! GIVE! GIVE! GIVE! GIVE! GIVE! GIVE! GIVE! GIVE! GIVE! GIVE! GIVE! GIVE! GIVE! GIVE! GIVE! GIVE! GIVE! GIVE! GIVE! GIVE! GIVE! GIVE! GIVE! GIVE! GIVE! GIVE! GIVE! GIVE! GIVE! GIVE! GIVE! GIVE! GIVE! GIVE!
Saruman: Fight! Fight! Quiet! Quiet! Fight! Fight! Quiet! Quiet! Fight! Fight! Quiet! Quiet! Fight! Fight! Quiet! Quiet! Fight! Fight! Quiet! Quiet! Fight! Fight! Quiet! Quiet! Fight! Fight! Quiet! Quiet! Fight! Fight! Quiet! Quiet! Fight! Fight! Quiet! Quiet! Fight! Fight! Quiet! Quiet!

[Fred Baggins]

Resta: Accedintly stabs Saruman* opps sorry. You said fight. O and Andodulin ani't a Prince, Saruman the WHITE.

Freddy: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Duddun]

Saruman: COOL! SOmeone called me my REAL label. Andodulin The PRINCE with his wife PRINCESS lubyla(no caps) are going to fight us, LORD Resta and me.What was I wanting from you again Freddy?

[Fred Baggins]

Freddy: My popcorn?

Resta: That's quite enough. I'm not a lord anymore.

Saruman: O, that's right, your popcorn *chases Freddy*

Freddy: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[Lubyla]

ooc: Actually, Andodulin isn't a prince, he has no title.

[Duddun]

ooc: Yes, I know but Saruman just likes making people have titles if they don't have them.
ic:
Saruman: Give! Please!
Freddy: NO!
Saruman: I'm joining DC cause your all mean! Anyone with me?
Duddun: *Ignores Saruman* Will you share your Popcorn with ME?

[Fred Baggins]

Freddy: sure *hands popcorn to Duddun* *with mouth ful* actually Saruman, I'll stay here.

Resta: Me too. Buh bye. *grins* have a nice TRIP. See you next FALL. *trips Saruman*:p

[Lubyla]

Starletta: I'll go with you Saruman*has an innocent face, with horns.*

[gandalffan2525]

(in desert miles from nowhere and even further from any where)

orc2: this isent the way!
orc3: i told you not to come this way!
orc4: no you said to come this way, he said not to come this way.
orcs 2 and 3: a peace-maker, get him! *grab orc4 and throw him into air, and into tree*
orc4: get me down!
orc2(ignoring orc4): i say we go this way!
orc3: no! we go this way! *orcs 2&3 stomp off in opposite directions and are never seen again*
orc5(last one): well i'm going this way *walks off twards TOCHQ*

[Dolenloteiel]

OCC Who is on the DC team anyway? Besides me and gandalfan of course...

[Duddun]

OOC: We need more on DC.
Saruman: *Ignoring Starletta* Anyone ELSE wanna go with me?
All but starletta: Nope
Saruman: Fine then Starletta. Humph! *Packs bags and starts trying to Hitchhike.*

[Lubyla]

Andodulin: Um...why are you going again?

Lubyla: O you nitwitt Andodulin!

Starletta:*lies on the floor asleep* I wish...RAINING DUCKS!!!!*ducks began to fall from the sky*

[Duddun]

Saruman: *Yells back* Are you coming Starletta? *Yells to andodulin* Because you all are mean!

[Lubyla]

Andodulin:*gets hit in the head by a duck* Well, I think the only mean one around here is the one you're taking. Ducks. Who'd of thunked it.

Duck:Moo Moo...I mean er...Quack

[Duddun]

Saruman: DUCKYS!!!!!Howl ducky, Howl!
Saruman: Oh, FIne I will come back.

[Lubyla]

Duck1: Oh no Mr.Bill!

Saruman:*Steps on Mr.Bill the duck*

Duck2: OMGosh! They killed Kenny!!1

Duck1:Um, wrong show

Duck2: Ooops, sorry.

Duck1:What a quack.

[gandalffan2525]

ooc: a Fairly Odd Parents quote, nice touch!
more ooc:I don't know of any one else who is DC

ic: orc5: *see's TOCHQ* oh no! i did some thing right! id better get out of here befor i get caught! *runs off in direction he came*

[Lubyla]

Starletta: *wakes up* Hey, whats with the ducks?

Everyone else: *looks at her*

[Duddun]

Saruman: The duckys won't howl!:( *Turns to Starletta* They are cool huh?
Andodulin: NO!!!!!!!!!!

[Lubyla]

Starletta:Yeah, but why is it raining ducks though?

Andodulin: I think you of all people should know.

Starletta: you mean i did this? KEWL! I though I could only make it rain water!

[Duddun]

Andodulin: Your a wizard, you can do this type of thing.

Saruman: We can? I wish it was raining swords!*Starts to rain swords in the room*Kewl!!*One hits Andodulin in the shoulder point first.

Andodulin: OWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

Starletta: Stop raining swords!*Stops raining swords* I wish it rained Sarumans bane! *Starts raining a piano*

Saruman: My bane is your bane too, it looks like.

[Silverstripe]

Sara: Rain, stop! *rain stops altogether* That's better. Would you quit it with the rain already?

*Aurora bounces past, turning over and over in the invisible slinky. Naturally she is also invisible*

Aurora: *hums* Beware of the blob...

Sara: Aurora, where are you?

Aurora: *singing* Singing in the rain, I'm singing in the rain...

*It starts raining old musicals*

Aurora: The hills are alive...with the sound of music...

*in the background there is a yawn*

Sara: Well, now you've done it! You awakened the Ents!

[Duddun]

Saruman: I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! I hate ents! Please put them to sleep. *Starts singing the ugliest lullaby ever*

[Lubyla]

Lubyla: smacks head." Why are you people so dumb? I'm going to go back and work on TCoRRTL.

Starletta: NO! You can't go!!!!!

ooc: see lubyla's new descript for this RPG alone in the dicussion thinggy, as soom as I post it.

[Silverstripe]

Sara: Oh, shut up, Saruman, or you'll wake the rocks next!

*Aurora makes boingy boingy noise as she bounces past invisible*

Aurora: Nyah nyah! I'm invisible!

Sara: Here, stop playing around and come visible again.

Aurora: Aw...do I have to?

Sara *sweetly*: Only if you want to continue living, my dear.

Aurora: Phooey! *shakes off slinky, which Sara takes*

Sara: Really, Saruman, you must overcome this phobia of Ents!

Aurora: I could have danced all night...I could have danced all night

*Ents begin to dance*

[Lubyla]

ooc:ok, I posted it.

ic:

Lubyla: What, has this become a party now?

Starletta: OOOOoooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!I like parties.

Lubyla: Just shut up.

[Silverstripe]

Aurora: Yeah! Party! *sings* It's my party and I'll cry if I want to...

*Saruman cries*

Saruman: Ents! Get them away from me, get them away from me *whimpers and collapses in a pathetic lump*

Sara: Idiot.

Aurora: Y'know, that's the fiftieth time you've called someone an idiot today?

Sara: Be quiet, you idiot.

Aurora: fifty-first!

*Ents sing a nonsense song*

[Lubyla]

Lubyla:I like ents!

Andodulin:I dont.

Lubyla: Why not?

Andodulin: I sometimes mistake them for trees, and they get mad when I perch on their head.

[Silverstripe]

Ents: *singing to the tune of Yellow Submarine* In the forest of Fangorn, lived a wizard who was quite mean/And he tried to go destroy/ our dear land, the forest green/So we marched to Isengard/to the fortress/ and hit it hard/Then we went back to our land/Our dear land, then forest green...
WE ALL LIVE IN A FOREST THAT IS GREEN!

Sara: *sings* A forest that is green!

Aurora: *sings* A forest that is green!

Sara, Star, Lubyla, Aurora, and Ents: *singing* We all live in a forest that is green...

Saruman: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Andodulin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

RandomNazgul: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! NO! Please, not that song!!!!!!

*at this point the orcs from DC finally find their way in, and start to spy on TOC*

[Lubyla]

Andodulin: ARG!!!!!!!! WHY?????????? PLEASE STOP SINGING!!!!!

[Silverstripe]

Ent1: It's a small wor-

Everyone Else: NOT THAT SONG!!!

*Starletta begins singing "It's a Small World" at the top of her lungs.*

[Lubyla]

Starletta: Its a small world after all, Its a small world after all, Its a small world after all, Its a small, small world. Its a small world after all, Its a small world after all, Its a small world after all, Its a small, small world. Its a small world after all, Its a small world after all, Its a small world after all, Its a small, small world. Its a small world after all, Its a small world after all, Its a small world after all, Its a small, small world. Its a small world after all, Its a small world after all, Its a small world after all, Its a small, small world. Its a small world after all, Its a small world after all, Its a small world after all, Its a small, small world. Its a small world after all, Its a small world after all, Its a small world after all, Its a small, small world. Its a small world after all, Its a small world after all, Its a small world after all, Its a small, small world.

Lubyla:*comes up from behind with Resta, and hog ties Starletta*

[Fred Baggins]

*Resta contineus to kill Starletta while listening to her sing that INFERNAL SONG! AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! YOU"RE DEAD LUBYLA! DON"T FORGET I HAVE BLACKMAIL! anywho...back to the story* NEVER SING THAT AGAIN! *starts rocking back and forth* the Nightmares, the nightmare. disgusting dinners sing "It's a Small World"

[Lubyla]

Starletta:*comes back from the dead* Are you STILL having nightmares about that date with Lubyla at the Blue Bayou????? Sheesh, it was only Prim Ribs.*dies laughing again*

[Fred Baggins]

*lunges at her* AAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!

[Dolenloteiel]

Ssiana "Where are those orcs?" *Takes a palantir from a big pile of Palantirs. "Show me the orcs!! *Palantir shows a big heap of dead orcs* "Stupid things!! I'll do it myself! As usual." *Waves arms around and sends a tornado to the TOCHQ. "MWAHAHAA!!!"

[Lubyla]

Starletta:*sees tornado comming* I know something you don't know.

[Silverstripe]

Sara *turns to see tornado coming*: No you don't. Hey! Mister Tornado! Some orcs from DC just insulted your mother! Are you going to let them do that?

Aurora: *goes outside* There's a bunch of dead orcs out here. Wait, this one's alive!

[Fred Baggins]

*Lays huddled in a ball on the floor murmering about the food and scary dolls from "It's a Small World"*

[Silverstripe]

Tornado: *moans* NOOOOOO! MOMMY! HASTY ORCS! *rushes back to DC*

Sara: See, you just have to be persuasive...

orc7 from DC: I'm alive! I'm alive! *Rushes off and dances with glee; gets picked up by tornado* Dang it.

[Lubyla]

Starletta: It's ok Resta, at least it wasn't snake meat.

Lubyla: Don't be so mean to him!!! It was too dark to see what he was eating, or tell the differance between Ranch Dressing and Horseradish.

Starletta: O! Thats what happened to Drifter!

[Duddun]

Saruman: You peoples are wierd! *Hears that the orc insulted the tornadoes mommy* Speaking of mommies! Where is my mommy?
Sara: I killed her.
Saruman: YAYYY!!!!She was really evil!
Starletta: and you aren't?
Saruman: *Whines* Stupid mommy, of course im just like her.:( *Goes and pouts in the corner.*

[Hanza]

*Flaker returns from sitting in the corner trying to see if it would all just blow over*
Flaker: So back to the subject of DC. Are we just going to let thm throw stuff at us and us throw it back?.......Or are we going to fight them?

[Duddun]

Saruman: Fighting? We never did that duel yet did we? Who was it between again?
Flaker: Us and DC
Saruman: No, no no no no no! The one between Resta and Lubyla. I think. Was it them? Or Andodulin?

[Ms. Undomial]

ooc: out of pure curiosity, where is my character?

[Lubyla]

ooc: Where ever you want to be:)

[Ms. Undomial]

ooc: ok, where is Sara?

[Silverstripe]

ooc: Sara is outside talking to Saruman. :)

[Ms. Undomial]

ooc: What are sara and saraman talking about?

[Silverstripe]

ooc: Random stuff. Just have Ron come out there and say whatever you want.

[Ms. Undomial]

ooc: keydoke.

ic:

I came out of (insert name here) and found Sara and Saraman talking to eachother. "Greetings Middle Earthlings. How are you, and what are you talking about on this fair day?"

[Silverstripe]

Aurora: *still giggling a little at the thought of Saruman having a mommy* Ah, they're on about the Unamables.

Sara: *starts playing with invisible slinky, which suddenly falls into two pieces* It broke! Oh well, it's still the One Slinky, only...um...different. Merry Christmas, Ron. *gives Ron 1/2 the Slinky*

ooc: Is this Ron supposed to be male, or is it a gal's nickname?

[Ms. Undomial]

ooc: Ron is supposed to be female.

ic:

*takes the 1/2 part of the slinkly* "uh, thanks, I think. Merry christmas to you to. What about the Unamables?"

[Lubyla]

Starletta: They died!!!!

Lubyla: No they didn't

[Dolenloteiel]

Ssiana = *Sees tornado coming back with an orc in it* Saura Tallune!! I must do everything!!! *Waves arms around and tornado dissappears. Orc is on the ground. Walks over to orc* Get up, filthy mongrel!!

orc7 = NO!!!!!!!!!!

Ssiana = Fine!! *waves arms around and orc becomes a toad* Flee, traitor to Melkor!! I hate those TOCers! They're soooo agravating!!! *Walks back inside to plot some more*

[Silverstripe]

*Orctoad hops back to TOC, hoping if he brings Ssiana a nice tidbit about them, she might consider turning him back into an orc, or at least something cool, like a lizard or a bunny*

Sara: Lubyla's right. They haven't died, but they tried to send a tornado over here, and I told him one of DC's orcs insulted his mommy.

[Dolenloteiel]

OCC Orctoad!! I like it!!:)

IC *Ssiana, poring over maps and dusty books*

Ssiana *mumbling* Hmm, it MUST be here somewhere...wait..wait, Ah!! Here it is! Finally, i found it! *Starts sweeping about the room sinisterly(sp?) and laughing maniacally* HAHA!!! This'll stop 'em!!

[Silverstripe]

*Sara puts slinky in her hair and becomes invisible, then starts riding around on a pogo stick*

Sara: Muggwump! Muggwump!

Ron: Cool, can I try that? *gets slinky and pogo stick* Muggwump Muggli-wump! Muggi, Uggi, Mugg-l-wump!

Sara: Muggwump Muggli-wump! Muggi, Uggi, Mugg-l-wump!


Orctoad: *spying on them* Ribbit croak ribb-ib-ibbit croak croak YEEP! (which translated is, "it must be a new spell! I am learning much already! Mwahahahahahahahaha!")

[Silverstripe]

Sara and Ron: MUGGWUMP! MUGGWUMP! MUGGI, UGGI, MUGG-L-WUMP!

*it becomes a steady chant*

Saruman: Muggwump! Muggwump!

[Hanza]

starletta: *in a sweet voice* Uggi Uggi Uggi Uggi Uggi Uggi Uggi Uggi Uggi

*Intern is still running around in circles*

Flaker: ah what the heck.....Muggwamp Muggwamp Muggwamp Muggwamp

[Lubyla]

Lubyla and Andodulin echang looks.

Lubyla: What ARE you people doing?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?

Andodulin: Muggwamp Muggwamp Muggwamp Muggwamp

Lubyla: *Smacks Andodulin*

Andodulin: Ow! That hurt!

[Hanza]

Flaker: *smacks Lubyla* Join in its fun Muggwump Muggwump Muggwump Muggwump Muggwump

[Lubyla]

Starletta: *starts to laugh uncontrollably and evily*

[Silverstripe]

Sara: *hops off pogo stick, whacks Starletta with it, then hops back on* RON! Don't hit Starletta!

Aurora: COOL! *starts trying to make Intern spontaneously combust again*

[Lubyla]

Starletta: *goes in the corner and stars to cry*

Lubyla: Great, now we'll never shut her up.

[Silverstripe]

Aurora: *picks up a hot pink pogo stick and gives it to Starletta* Happy New Year, Star.

Sara, Ron, and Saruman: Muggwump! Muggwump!...

[Lubyla]

Starletta: *gets on pogo stick* Muggwump

Lubyla: *starts jump ropping*

[Dolenloteiel]

Ssiana *laughing maniacally* AH! Can you just feel the evil??

Book Who ARE you talking to?

Ssiana None of your business, mothball!!

Ssiana I'll meet them myself!! I'll kill them all!! *Heads off towards TOCHQ with talking book under her arm*

[Lubyla]

Lubyla: *starts smacking people with her jump rope* Hahahahaha, this is much funner than a pogo stick

[Silverstripe]

Sara: *takes slinky out of hair & becomes visible. Points at Lubyla* Uggi uggi uggi uggi uggi!

*Lubyla flys backwards into Andodulin and Resta*

Starletta: Hee hee hee!

[Dolenloteiel]

Ssiana *arriving at TOCHQ* Come out, you filthy mongrels! Meet your doom!!

TB (talking book) Yea!! Come out!!!

Ssiana SHut it, you!!!

[Hanza]

Flaker: lets concentrate. Is it MuggwAmp or MuggwUmp or Mugg- l -wUmp or Mugg- l -wAmp???:confused: :p :confused:

[Silverstripe]

Sara: It's Muggwump. But either one can do the trick. I believe the Unamables are at our door. *evil grin* Any ideas for what to do about that?

[Lubyla]

Lubyla: Tie them up with the jump ropes I brought?

Andodulin: Then we can hit them with them:)

Starletta: Or we could offer them a drink:)

Everyone else: *looks at her*

Starleta: Or we could ignore them.

[Silverstripe]

Sara: But ignoring them is no fun.

Aurora: You and Ron could go over there with the, er, One-in-Two-One Slinky, and brain them with a pogo stick!

Sara: Or, Star could sing 'It's a Small World.' OR...we could tell the ents who's here! They hate the Unamables even more than they hate you, Saruman. *smiles sweetly*

[Duddun]

Saruman: NOOO!!!!! I hate the ents! *Starts to cry* *Light bulb* We could continue what we are doing and tell them they have to break in.

Lubyla: Whats the point of that?

Saruman: None, just needed an idea. What about if we told the ents?

[Fred Baggins]

Resta: Told the Ents what?

Snake: SSSSSS

Resta: I feel like I missed something here...course it might help if I didn't blankout all the time. Anyone have coffie?

[Duddun]

Saruman: You mean coffin? I have mine right here. I always bring it with me so if I die I can bury myself. Here. You can have it. *Reaches for his coffie* Ahhh... Good coffie. *Hands him the coffin(not coffie)*

[Fred Baggins]

Resta: Woah. That's freaky. Um...actually I meant coffie...as in the liquid...as in what your drinking right in front of my face! *lunges at him spilling coffie all over both of them.*

[Duddun]

Saruman: You spilled it!!:mad: Oh well...I guess I'll have to lick it off of me. *Starts licking himself to get the coffie off.

Resta: Ewww... *Throws him out the window into the oncoming tornado.*

[Dolenloteiel]

*saruman comes out*

Ssiana Ahh, so we have a visitor do we? *ties him up* You! ALl of you TOCers! I have your friend out here!!

[Lubyla]

Starletta: Um...you can keep him, but you have to pay for his food...and beauty supplies...*throws a huge rolled parchment out the window, and it lands on the Talking Book.*

[Fred Baggins]

Resta: I'm going to drop you down a hole Starletta, and I'm going to get that money from your dad!*starts licking the coffie off himself, then turns to Ssiana* Can I have some coffie?

[Lubyla]

Starletta: He's not gonna pay you. We went to the mall in Rohan, and almost bout a box to put you in:)

[Duddun]

Saruman: I told you they wouldn't care!

Ssiana: No you didn't!

Saruman: Well, I was thinking it!*Starts singing "It's a small world"

Ssiana: *Lets go of him with a shriek and he runs away* I hate that song!

[Hanza]

Flaker: Uh that tornado is getting closer istn't it???:confused:.........Or is it just my eyes deecieving me?

[Dolenloteiel]

ssiana *letting saruman run away* Ah! Those ppl really irk me!! *talking book begins to hop off. * STAY HERE!!! *sees parchnment* wats this??

saruman THAT"S MINE!!! *tug of war starts*

[Lubyla]

Starletta: Should I like make it rain...er...something?

Andodulin:Nah!This is great entertainment.

Starletta:We should at least rescue Resta.

[Hanza]

Flaker: Do we have to it looks like it could be kinda fun just watching. and neway that would mean moving :(

[Lubyla]

Lubyla: Yeah.*starts to jump rope agin*

[Duddun]

Saruman: *Stops tugging a second* Wait what's it say?
*Both look at it interestedly.*

[Dolenloteiel]

Ssiana Hmmm, it looks like-AH! "Saruman, the cowardly, the cowardly, the cowardly!! Saruman the cowardly is leaving today!! O yay! O yay! He's leaving today! Have some money, take some more, take him to the farthest shore, keep him there, always there, never to plague us anymore!" Hmm, looks like they don't like you, do they?

[Duddun]

Saruman: Yay! I always wanted to go to a shore! *Ignores everything else* Byebye! I am going to the farthest shore.*Walks into TOCHQ* How did I end up here?

[Lubyla]

Lubyla: We're doomed to be with you till the end.

[Duddun]

Saruman: So were all taking a field trip to the shore?

[Lubyla]

Lubyla: No, you and all of us have to stay here.

[Duddun]

Saruman: Oh. Lets kill DC then so I can go to the shore.

[Dolenloteiel]

Ssiana No one will kill DC!! DC is me!! I am the true power!!! *waves hands dramatically* I will destroy you all!!! *begins to chant*

[Duddun]

Saruman: Chanting is fun! *Starts to chant* Ssiana is best...

Ssiana: It is working!