The Defense Force: for those AGAINST World Conquest (the good guys)

[Silverstripe]

There's already a thread for people who are plotting to take over the world, I know. But what about all of us good guys (and gals) who are counterplotting to thwart their attempts at world conquest? It is only right that we should have a place to come together, too! So, everyone who does NOT want to see the bad guys win, let's get together. :D

[crickhollow]

I have a feeling that our numbers will be smaller, because world domination is so tempting, but nevermind. We shall prevail, because we are fighting for truth, justice, and mom's apple pie. ;)

[Treebeard's apprentice]

Yeah, who wants one person controlling the whole world? Let's go with no ruler at all instead.

ANARCHY! . . . ANARCHY! . . . ANARCHY! . . . ;)

[katya]

Yeah I want to be in it! Then we can stop all the people who want to take other the world so that will leave more room for me to do it!! hahaha!!! ...*ahem* No seriously though good idea. I am not for world conquest. Down with all those imperialist freaks!! Ok I need to go eat something now because...because food is good.

[edit: i missed the post on anarchy. yay for anarchy. ]

[gandalffan2525]

Down with all that is evil (and also down with maionase(for those of you who dont count it in the previous catagory))

[Silverstripe]

Our numbers will be smaller, because world domination is tempting, at least to all the people who've never had to deal with HAVING the world.

Newsflash: After careful investigation, I have determined that the Millennium Bug (aka Y2K), the villain we all thought was conquered, is actually still there! He is the reason why Windows crashes so often. It obviously couldn't be Microsoft's fault, right? :rolleyes: My colleagues and I have uncovered a plot by the Millennium Bug and his accomplice Queen Bee to infect people with typitis, a disease which causes poor spelling and grammar. Typitis will be transmitted through -- you guessed it! Mayonnaise! That's all for now, thank you for joining your local Defense Force.

[jerseydevil]

I'm against world conquest unless I'm the one doing the conquering. :D

[Silverstripe]

Originally posted by jerseydevil
I'm against world conquest unless I'm the one doing the conquering. :D
Oooooooooh good, you can be the traitor in the group, maybe. Every group of heroes needs at least one of their number to go bad, right?;) Anyway you'd find a lot of people to second what you just said, I'm sure. :D

[crickhollow]

*gasp* mayonnaise! of course! but what can we do, Silverstripe?

[jerseydevil]

Originally posted by Silverstripe
Oooooooooh good, you can be the traitor in the group, maybe. Every group of heroes needs at least one of their number to go bad, right?;)
My thoughts exactly. Have you guys pick off my competition for world domination and then conquer it for myself after they're eliminated. And enslave the world. http://www.tooktalk.com/tooktalk/images/smiles/icon_twisted.gif

Anyway you'd find a lot of people to second what you just said, I'm sure. :D
I'm sure I would. :)

[Treebeard's apprentice]

Oh no! Not mayonnaise!! I just ate a sandwich slobbered in mayo less than 2 hours ago (it was really good, too)!
What can I do? And don't tell me it's too late to do anything, because I won't take that for an answer.



P.S. Is Miracle Whip okay? Because a sandwich just isn't a sandwich without the tangy zip of miracle whip.

[gandalffan2525]

Miricle Whip is evil too,evil,EVIL,EVIL, EVIL!!

[Treebeard's apprentice]

Just curious, what makes mayo so evil anyway? I don't understand.

[Mirahzi]

Cholesterol?

[gandalffan2525]

it just is ok? if it wern't then why would we be against it?

[Silverstripe]

Originally posted by gandalffan2525
it just is ok? if it wern't then why would we be against it?

Exactly. Anyway, we're talking about mayo which has special ingredients to suit the M-Bug's purposes, so the mayo is not only full of cholesterol, it can make you have incredibly poor spelling and grammar. Not that ALL bad grammar is due to mayo. Some of it comes from Miracle Whip. :rolleyes: Don't worry if you've eaten mayo, we're working on a cure for Typitis, and you may be lucky and not be infected, anyway. I'm not sure what we can do about cholesterol, though. ;) :D

[gandalffan2525]

run

[Treebeard's apprentice]

Run? Seriously now, how can anyone ever hope to possibly outrun cholesterol? Maybe Superman could, but he probably has more important things to fight for.:rolleyes:

(For reference, see Batman vs. Superfreak in Entertainment forum)

[Nazgul King Squirrel]

Bah!

One Squirrel to rule them all, One Squirrel will find them,
One Squirrel to bring them all and in the darkness bind them,

In the Forest of Mirkwood where the Shadows lie.

[Silverstripe]

Oh so the Shadows have moved now? Ah-ha, I knew they would. That Mordor is such a gloomy place, and in a few years, it would have a market value of about three cents.

[Silverstripe]

Originally posted by Treebeard's apprentice
Run? Seriously now, how can anyone ever hope to possibly outrun cholesterol? Maybe Superman could, but he probably has more important things to fight for.:rolleyes:

(For reference, see Batman vs. Superfreak in Entertainment forum)

Superman does not have to outrun cholesterol. He eats Total. ;)

[Silverstripe]

From the Journal of A.H.

Hav ben wrkin with other scientista to discovwr a cure for typitis. Habe gotrem infectes msaielf. Seng ig the fasxnatrnh createers we found in Africa have anuthrng to d witj this.

One of our top scientists is infected! Oh no! But, ah, let's not panic. *clears throat Okay, NOW we can panic! AAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!

Or we could just keep working on an antidote...

[gandalffan2525]

according to my calculations mix: 2 cherrys
3 buckets of ice cream
and 1 submarine full of the slime off a balrog

now all we need is some one to try it *glances around*some one with typitis *hmmm*

[Silverstripe]

Shall I suggest jerseydevil, the self-proclaimed traitor of The Defense Force? Of course, we might need to infect jerseydevil with typitis first. Or we could just lie in wait for the first person that happens to make a spelling error, and when they do... we SNATCH them! MUAHAHAHA! Oh, wait. I forgot. We can't do that. We're the good guys. Well, I guess we just "volunteer" jerseydevil then. :D

[gandalffan2525]

fine with me, get ready, ready, and...pounce!
thats the way!
lets see HOW TO TRACK A JERZY DEVIL FOR COMPLEAT DUM-DUMS says: the jerzydevil is one of the most difficult creatures to track, first:lay a trap

[MasterMothra]

" Now you see that Evil will always triumph because Good is dumb."- dark helmut from spaceballs

[Silverstripe]

The Forces of Good are really stupid. Fortunately for them, the Forces of Evil are even dumber.

[gandalffan2525]

then where do we get the term "evil genius"?

[Silverstripe]

It's one o' them oxymorons.:)

[gandalffan2525]

im one 'o them morons:D :D :D :cool: heeheehee!

[Silverstripe]

Jerseydevil hasn't been lured back here yet. :( We could just surf around, "lurking," waiting for someone to make a spelling error -- then force them to drink the Typitis Potion! Ha! *clears throat* I mean ... not that we would actually do anything so ... evil.;) :p

[jerseydevil]

Originally posted by gandalffan2525
fine with me, get ready, ready, and...pounce!
thats the way!
lets see HOW TO TRACK A JERZY DEVIL FOR COMPLEAT DUM-DUMS says: the jerzydevil is one of the most difficult creatures to track, first:lay a trap

You will never catch me. :D You would have to be one of the 30% of people that know where New Jersey is. Then you'd have to find the pine barrens. Go into the pine barrens. I don't really think you'd be up for all that. :D Plus you'd never come out of the Pine Barrens ALIVE. :)

But you might as well join the club - there is already a group looking for me - Devil Hunters (http://home.adelphia.net/%7Eleuter/hunts.html)

Now - If I can deal with them - I think I can deal with you guys.

[gandalffan2525]

we can catch you 'cause we know your seacreat(sp)(i dont have typitis, i just cant spell:p ) YOU ARE FREDDIE!

[jerseydevil]

Originally posted by gandalffan2525
we can catch you 'cause we know your seacreat(sp)(i dont have typitis, i just cant spell:p ) YOU ARE FREDDIE!

Sure you don't have typitis - that's what they all say. Denial is always the first stage of dealing with this deadly and debilitating disease. :D I really hope that cure works for you. Soon you won't be able to type at all.

But Freddie - who? That is the question. And why am I Freddie? :D That's the second question.

[gandalffan2525]

your title says "I am Freddie"

i could never spell
so your saying that ive had typitis for all my life?
NOT! 'sides I have the cure and Im not going to give it to my self so there!:p :p :p :cool:

[jerseydevil]

Originally posted by gandalffan2525
your title says "I am Freddie"

But why does my title say "I am Freddie"? :)

[gandalffan2525]

because you are!
"that was easy, ask me another"

[jerseydevil]

Originally posted by gandalffan2525
because you are!
"that was easy, ask me another"

You obviously don't know. I guess you'll just have to search through the Entmoot general messages for the answer. :)

[Silverstripe]

Originally posted by jerseydevil
But why does my title say "I am Freddie"? :)

Because you requested for it to say that.:)

[jerseydevil]

Originally posted by Silverstripe
Because you requested for it to say that.:)

Actually I didn't request it. It was bestowed on me. You will find the answer in general messages though.

I feel the desire to raise another army. :D

[Silverstripe]

Originally posted by jerseydevil
Actually I didn't request it. It was bestowed on me. You will find the answer in general messages though.

I feel the desire to raise another army. :D

I found the answer, which led me to laugh hyserically and fall out of my chair.

As for raising another army -- who or what would you be fighting for this time?:D

[gandalffan2525]

i found the answer as far as i can tell it had something to do with tator and an army

[jerseydevil]

Originally posted by Silverstripe
I found the answer, which led me to laugh hyserically and fall out of my chair.

As for raising another army -- who or what would you be fighting for this time?:D

Do I need a reason or cause? :D

There are several threads dealing with the Entmoot Revolt and my army. :)

[Silverstripe]

We have a reason and a cause. Why not have a cause? I'm sure you can think of something.

Hmmm, that sort of reminds me of the Coca-Cola rebellion at school (don't ask).

By the way, do you have any better ideas on who should test the Typitis Potion? Because as I recall, you yourself have not made a single spelling error. :(

Maybe we should catch one of the bad guys and infect w/Typitis?

[jerseydevil]

Originally posted by Silverstripe
We have a reason and a cause. Why not have a cause? I'm sure you can think of something.

Hmmm, that sort of reminds me of the Coca-Cola rebellion at school (don't ask).

what happened during the Coca-Cola rebellion? :) I don't listen very well.

By the way, do you have any better ideas on who should test the Typitis Potion? Because as I recall, you yourself have not made a single spelling error. :(

Maybe we should catch one of the bad guys and infect w/Typitis?
I try not making any typing errors

Check with Hobbit, he might try it. :)

[Silverstripe]

I led a group of people in refusing to buy coke, and yes, I had a cause, but if I describe here, it will lead to yet another "debate on the issues," so if you really want to know, tell me, and I'll PM you. :p

Or why not try it on someone's unsuspecting bro or sis?

[gandalffan2525]

i got 1 bro and 3 sis' none of them are entmooters though:(

[gandalffan2525]

y am i the only one on???????????:confused: :( :(

[Silverstripe]

You are not alone! :D We must all adopt off-world gremlins, for they are mischevious and can help us decide what to do.

[gandalffan2525]

my avatar is really a charm to ward off tipites watt! o nough! hepl me:eek: :eek: :eek: t dnidt werk, qike thre couer *oup oup oup*
oh that is nasty! but iy wekrd o ist onyl tmperay:( :( :(

[Silverstripe]

try adding a can of Coca Cola classic.:D And duct tape. Duct tape fixes anything.

[gandalffan2525]

oup oup oup hey that worked!, thanks!

[Silverstripe]

Told you! All right, now we have a cure for Typitis, let's go save the world! :D :D :D

[gandalffan2525]

oh no now that we have solved that problem what will we do?

life is meaningless!!!:( :mad: :eek: :cool:
(i know that last one doesent fit, i just like the sunglasses:cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :p )

[Silverstripe]

Solved a problem 'ave we? Nah, the M-Bug's still around, will be for a long time yet, don't you worry! :cool:

First, 'fore we do anythin' else, we must get you a gremlin of your own, an off-world gremlin. What kind would ye like? Male or female? A bit shy? Outspoken? Many are the gremlins who wish to see Earth nowdays! :D

[gandalffan2525]

female(not as likely to bite) what do we need her for?

[Silverstripe]

*laughs* Gremlins don' bite! Murphy, explain yourself (he's my gremlin, ya know)


Murphy here! Well, you know we gremlins have de bad reputation, as we destroy things, yes, but we can fix things too, we can, an' some of us are getting annoyed with those ignorant destructive bumpkins. Why, anyone can do things WRONG!! We'll be good allies for your Defense Force.

[gandalffan2525]

sorry murphy! didnt mean to offend you, get me a female one justt the same:cool:

[Silverstripe]

What kind of personality or skills do you want your gremlin to have? We have several applicants, we'll try to match you will your ideal gremlin, so you and she don't annoy each other too badly!:D

[gandalffan2525]

livley and out going, um, smart, and a troublemaker (hee hee):D

[Silverstripe]

Got just the gremlin for you, then! Calypso.:)

[gdl96]

Bah! Blasted pacifists and their NON world domination goals!

:p

[Silverstripe]

Whoever said I would be considered a pacifist?

*evil grin*

Non-world domination ... well, I've always thought one world was enough.



gdl96, are you the M-Bug?:D

[Treebeard's apprentice]

Wait, why do we need gremlins? Shouldn't we be after these people who are trying to take over the world?



(By the way, what colors do those gremlins come in? Because if you can get me a white one that would be so cool.)

[gandalffan2525]

we should take gdl96 and do "interesting" tests on him/her to see if he/she is the M-Bug:D