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Horse Pixie
10-06-2002, 02:38 PM
Ok, honestly, why did Tolkien choose to have ZERO spoons in the Silmarillion? Its obvious that spoons make any good book great, and can you imagine how whimiscal The Silmarillion would be if Beren had had a spoon instead of Luthien? Amazing! I think Tolkien goofed up a bit, don't you?
Red pixie
10-06-2002, 02:42 PM
I totally agree! The lack of spoons is terrible! Turin would have defeated Glaurung much more easily if he stabbed at him with a spoon now wouldn't he?
Black Pixie
10-06-2002, 02:46 PM
Yeah i mean it's just like so bad, it makes me wanna hurl, i mean like you now the witchking would never have been like killed y' know if like he had had a spoon to kill eowyn with instead y'know like!
rainbow pixie
10-06-2002, 02:50 PM
yea, poor witchking! wish he had a spoon!
Black Pixie
10-06-2002, 02:57 PM
Yeah i mean god didnt he know anything! i mean like the spoons are the ultimate power like!
rainbow pixie
10-06-2002, 03:01 PM
ah being in minas morgul for years...he probably forgot about the mighty spoons! ah tolkien should have put the spooons! we wants spoooons!
Horse Pixie
10-06-2002, 03:02 PM
Yea! Lets go beat up Christopher Tolkien for not editing it in!
rainbow pixie
10-06-2002, 03:05 PM
*poketh ct* spoons being left out....oh my god! how....how can they forget to put them in?? SPOONS SHOULD HAVE BEEN UPON MIDDLE EARTH!!
Black Pixie
10-06-2002, 03:09 PM
I mean why not a spoon of power? why a ring of power? Huh? HUH? i mean spoons are so much more usefull, sauron could have used it to eat ice cream like!
Horse Pixie
10-06-2002, 03:11 PM
Yea, and what with the three silmarils? Why not the three spoomarils? Its so much more wonderous!
Red pixie
10-06-2002, 03:11 PM
*sends nasssty emails to ct for forgetting about the poor ickle spoons*
rainbow pixie
10-06-2002, 03:14 PM
*poketh* why isnt anduril a spoon but a sword? ha? someone TELL MEEEE!
Horse Pixie
10-06-2002, 03:16 PM
Because spoons are so mighty, they can not be broken!
Black Pixie
10-06-2002, 03:16 PM
Yes good point! i mean the story could have been developed so much more with the introduction of spoons!
Horse Pixie
10-06-2002, 03:19 PM
Maybe Bilbo gave Frodo a Spoon too? And we know that Huan could have defeated any wolf (without dying) if he had had spoons for teeth rather than teeth for teeth.
rainbow pixie
10-06-2002, 03:24 PM
i meant, then it couldnt be broken and still be narsil!
Black Pixie
10-06-2002, 03:25 PM
Yeha i mean god like a rabid dog wth spoons for teeth, sheesh! scary or what?
Horse Pixie
10-06-2002, 03:26 PM
Maybe Beren used a spoon to pole vault onto that one horse... you think?
Black Pixie
10-06-2002, 03:32 PM
Hmm that is a possiblity but ya know spoons should have a much bigger part! i mean like -
One spoon to rule them all!
that sounds good dont it!
Red pixie
10-06-2002, 03:34 PM
3 spoons for the elven kings under the sky...*nods* a whole lot better!
Sister Golden Hair
10-06-2002, 03:50 PM
Another nonsense thread. Closing.