Taking Over: The dicussion thereof

[Human#3.141592653]

Discuss and introduce your selves here!

I'm not a penguin.

[Earniel]

Mmm, if I understand correctly, you're planning on another parody of the Hobbit but then only the battle of the five armies?

[Human#3.141592653]

That's where it will be starting. It will expand outward into a varitable free for all of middle earth. Although much of the armies will not be made of creatures found on middle earth (i've heard no reports of penguins of any kind in all of my reading) we will use Middle earth maps to move our armies, invent no new lands, adn generally respect the geographical laws of middle earth.
It will be strange and wierd and many will find it too strange and weird for thier tastes.
That's too bad for them!

[Dolenloteiel]

Hello all

Human, i hope you don't mind that I added Killer squirrels to your thread!! HEE HEE:D So, I'm now in two RPG's. YAY

Dolenloteiel

Elf

100 yrs old

BLue eyes

Brown hair (dirty blonde)

Bow, arrows, knives as weapons

STUFF sooo that's me. i love penguins :D

[Earniel]

I see. It's... indeed a bit weird but enjoy. :)

[Human#3.141592653]

Killer Squirrels?
Dios Mio! I had a friend who was being stalked by Evil Exploding Squirrels in 7th grade! They were every where! He couldn't let his guard down for a moment because if he did...BOOM!

[Willow Oran]

Mwahahahahaa!!!!!!!!!!!! I have come. Fear me!!!!

Willow

Goddess of Inanswerable Inexhaustable questions, and scary mental images, wielder of the purple notebook and colored pencils of insanity, and Queen of the Pink Fluffy Bunnies.

Bases in Middle Earth: Rivindell, Lindon, Gondolin.

[Glorfindul's_Balrog]

Bwah ha ha! My army of balrogs will join you!

[Human#3.141592653]

Ha ha! Your elf got reincarnated! Ha ha!:D
But it is all in good fun!

[Nazgûl Queen]

Hehehehe... miniature Nazgul on miceback...

I am Morauko, Queen of the nazgul and all-round evil dude... I love killing, destruction, being an evil overlord, and music on the side...

Whats wrong with an evil overlord with a weakness for music???

[Willow Oran]

No, his elf didn't get reincarnated. That was Glorfindel, I've never heard of Glorfindul. Good thing too, if it was Glorfindel I'd be forced to fight against him, Glorfindel is mine!

[Human#3.141592653]

No, moria is mine. Glorfindel is elf. :D

[Nazgûl Queen]

As long as I get Mordor, its all good :) Preferably including Ithilien

[Human#3.141592653]

Er... I kind of already promissed Mordor to Katt. Sorry NQ. Every body should go into the Taking over thread and post what bits they want of Middle earth BEFORE IT GET TAKEN!
First come first served for bits of conquored Middle Earth! :D

[Nazgûl Queen]

But... but... I was the first person to post after you in the actual thread!!! And I asked for it then!!! :(

Actually... ehehehehe... can I have Angmar??? Then I can restor it... Muahahahahaha... because Morgoth was so much better at decorating than my master anyway... ;) And where do the Dragons live these days?

[Human#3.141592653]

You did? *checks* You did! My mistake, and I am very sorry! :(
...er...would you be willing to go halvies??
Sure, you can have Angmar. And I do believe that the Withed Heath is some where to the north, beyond the Grey Mountains. The Withed Heath is where they bred at least...heh heh heh...;)

[Nazgûl Queen]

LOL! No, thats alright, if I get Angmar and the Withed Heath then Katt can have Mordor... she is Saurokatt, after all ;)

[Dolenloteiel]

Human, is it okay if I get Lothlorien and Rivendell? My squirrels need a home :D :D Anyways I love the tory so far!! go penguins!!!!!!!:D

[Human#3.141592653]

Thanks DO! :D
I feel like yoda today...

Do, You're going to have to fight Willow for the Elven places. But I'm sure you two can work something out...Yeesh! Ravid Elf Fanciers to my left and right!

Any way, if any one didn't get it about the penguins, I fed them raw rice. As they trundled down to the field of Battle, the rice was stirred and cook in thier bellies. The rice expands, and the penguins explode. But Penguins are like elves: They do not die, but go back up North, where they were created before the dawn of time, to be reincarnated and sent back.

Hee hee. Penguin-nirvana! :D

[Willow Oran]

DO, you can try to take Lothlorien and Mirkwood. All elven cities west of the mountains have been claimed by me. Course, you can try to fight me for them... If you dare!;)

[Human#3.141592653]

See? Now aren't we just one big happy megalomainiac(SP??) family??
:D

[Earniel]

Curse you root and branch, Human Pie! I've been saying 'Mier' all day ever since I've read that RPG-thread!:eek: ;)

[Human#3.141592653]

Hee hee! It's infectous, no? :D
Katt/knome and I have corrupted Tanoliel, Willow and Mirahzi with our evil whiles. Actually, it surprized me. One day Tano started making odd noises ("Mier?"), and on another occasion Willow made five naughty jokes in a row!:eek:

[Tanoliel]

It didn't take much to corrupt me, I must say. Meir? So...is this my copyrighted noise you're stealing, Pi? Eh? :mad: :D
I am joining. Here is me:

Name: Tanoliel
Species: An Angel Who Did Not So Much Fall As Saunter Vaguely Downwards (see below)
Age: God knows. Literally. :)
Looks: About 16, small, darkhaired, blue-grey eyes and sort of delicate looking. Don't be fooled. She ain't. Besides human, she can also show her "angel" side; looks human but with large black wings and simply looks creepy. She can also be a large black bird of indeterminate species.
Personality: Pig-headed stubborn, always informed about useful (i.e. destructive) things, likes to create havoc.
Background: Is the niece of Lucifer. Used to live with the other angels, but it got too boring and so she Sauntered Vaguely Downward and now uses a small plateau in one of the dimensions of Hades as her base. Fear me.

That was probably way too much info. :D
Her army? Black doves and mini dragonettes.

I want The Shire.

[Dolenloteiel]

Thanks Willow, Mirkwood and Lorien were exactly what I wanted!!!!!!

[Willow Oran]

:D That's happy. I was hoping to avoid any unpleasentness so it's good that you're happy with Lorien and Mirkwood.:D ;)

[Earniel]

Can I join?

[Willow Oran]

Yes! Join! We need some more conflict in this RPG. without it the story goes nowhere and ends in pointless food fights. So no more food fights. More dirty, backstabbing, comedic attempts at actually taking over the world please.

[Earniel]

Thanks, because I was thinking about the lines of being somebody on the good side of the conflict. :) Not that I mean that there is a bad side but just on the good as opposed to you evil lot. :p

[Human#3.141592653]

OK, Willow, I'm setting a cap!
No more than 3 characters can you play!
Three characters can you play, and the number of chacters played shall be three. One is nessecary, two is accpectable and three being the max. Four characters will get you a spanking. Five is right out.
Thus decreeded the thread starter...

[Willow Oran]

What do I get for six Human? That's how many I'm currently playing.:p :D :p

[Katt_knome_hobbit]

Eliza! I know how to defeate Maggie! I'll pm you!

[Human#3.141592653]

hee hee! Thanks!

Buscuit!

[Willow Oran]

It's biscuit human, not buscuit. :p You'll never defeat me! Not even with those disgusting biscuits!

[Human#3.141592653]

Wa ha ha ha ha! That's what you think!

What ever happende to Tano ad NQ and all the rest of them? Too many inside jokes scare them off?

[Tanoliel]

I know all your inside jokes anyway, my dear. You shall never scare me. You've corrupted me thoroughly, remember? Not much scares me anymore. At least not of that ilk.
No, I've been away rehearsing para un play at the Bathhouse.
Lo siento. I shall return.

-tano

[Nazgûl Queen]

Me? Scared off?? Never...

I just have this problem that when i don't have anything constructive to write i don't write anything at all... then my character fades away... but i've been reading this thread very enthusiastically nevertheless ;)

[Katt_knome_hobbit]

Wah ha ha!!! I'm so evil!!!

I'm gonna die!!! Maggie is gonna kill me.

*Stifeled laugh*

*Chuckkle*

*Giggle*

*Bursts out laughing hysterically*

How much do you want Glorfie now Maggie?!?

[Tanoliel]

You are EVIL, Katt. :mad:







I LOVE IT!!!! :D

Possibly because I'm evil as well. Er....so....where am I? Am I in the Shire? With the hobbits, who seem to be smoking waaaay to much weed? Geez...this is turning into Sam and Silent Frodo or something. :rolleyes: :D


-tano

[Human#3.141592653]

Gor-bimey NQ! Write something! It's no fun if you just sitting there! You think all the stuff that I write is constructive?

Help me go and conquor something!

*SMASH!*

[Willow Oran]

Honey, by this point I've got Glorfie at my beck and call. Whoever you're with it's not him. Trust me, his leash isn't long enough for that. I think you have Glordifle, his evil twin. :p

[Mirahzi]

Me thinks the lot of you have an unhealthy obsession with blond she-elves. :p

Y'know, inter-species relations are frowned upon in today's society.

[Duddun]

Im enter this as Frerin Skyskin. You will see what i do.Wa hahahaha:D

[Human#3.141592653]

You should join, Mirahzi!

Or I will send my ninja after you!!!

[Duddun]

Oooh, those Ninjas are evil! Some of them are Biscuits!

[Human#3.141592653]

The biscuits are not made of ninja. You know that the ninja are watching you when you find biscuits in your chicken.

Duh!

[Tanoliel]

I am going to be leaving soon, I think....my inspiration has run dry and I don't want to sit around feeding weed to poor ickle hobbitkins anymore. :rolleyes: :D

-tano

[Katt_knome_hobbit]

Come on Tano, you aren't just giving weed to "poor ickle hobbitkins", you are helping me run a war protest. Whoo whooooo!

I am an expert on interspecies relationships. Well, not really relationships, just sex. :D

[Katt_knome_hobbit]

OK, I am lost. What is going on?

Zavron turned Rivendell into chickens,
NQ has an alliance with maggie
The dragons are borrowing NQ's army and are somwhere with a balrog not letting Earinel escape,
Human/Ninja is out in the woods of somewhere,
there is a war protest going on organized by Rache,
and Tano and Katt are rosting marshmellows.

What is going on with Ferin and Grady?

What about the armies of Penguins, Bunnies, Humans, Elves, and other assorted charactors (Lord and Lady of Lorien, Elrond, Glorfindel)?

help

[Willow Oran]

Here is what is going on Katt.

Zavron most certainly DID NOT turn Rivindell into chickens. He attacked one of my decoys, and then got turned into a chicken by Katt acting for me.

Grady and Frerin are in one of my decoy dimensions taking over (or so they think) Mirkwood, Fangorn and Rohan. (Never mind about this, Grady is fussing and saying that I'm being unfair by saying this so I guess I don't know where they are.:P)

NQ is in the dimension of Rivindell that my Headquarters were in.

Katt and Tano just Rescued Glorfindel from a random classmate of mine (and Katt's) who is out to get me. (I'm not sure why....) and now they are roasting marshmallows.

Earniel is doing whatever it is she wants to do using NQ's army.

Human ran off into the woods and is on a holiday until further notice.

I dragged Glorfindel off into the wild with me for several weeks for some key events that will be returned to later even though no one knows exactly what they are. We have now returned and are in the real Rivindell with the real residents of Middle Earth preparing to reclaim Middle Earth from all invaders.

There is an ending planned. When the time is right I'll write it but I'll leave an opening for the alternate ending that will inevitably be called for.

Hopefully that clears things up for people, I apoligize for being gone so long. Our internet was being horribly evil and we only just got it back yesterday. Katt thank you for holding my place while I was gone. It is very much appreciated. Zavron, if you mess with my territory again you will suffer a much worse fate than being turned into a chicken. ;)

[Katt_knome_hobbit]

Ok, let me straighten things up here.

Maggie has gone all evil.

(Right, we got that?)

(OK)

I gave her the One Ring which made her evil.

(Well, sorry. It couldn't be avoided.)

Apparently she will take over all of Middle Earth unless,

(listen to our terms)

the free peoples of Middle Earth convince Human to be on the good side.

(Only Human can really stop us. But only through a lot of work.)

Now that that is over with, I'm going to have a lovely interlude going back to Maggie's vacation...

[Nazgûl Queen]

And, because Maggie has the one ring, she has power over me. But my army is safely locked up in Angband, and noones going to be able to take control of it now :p

[Tanoliel]

Okay.
Why I am not really suprised that Maggie's gone all evil? Hmm.
So we have to convince Human to be with us? Yes?
Wait. HUman has to be GOOD. Are we good? I don't know anymore. Har.
tano

[Katt_knome_hobbit]

Really, right now the only evil people are us. and Human I guess.

I told you, you have to convince Human to become good to help defeate us.

[Earniel]

And how are we going to know that we have to convince Human to be a good little girl?

[Katt_knome_hobbit]

Because I just told you!

I'm gonna poke human now so she will come on entmoot.

[Tanoliel]

But Katt, you're evil! Why should we believe anything you tell us? :D

-tano

[Katt_knome_hobbit]

Because I, um...

Well, because I,....

Because I didn't....

*whine*

I dunno.

I'm all sad now cause you can't trust me.

:(

[Katt_knome_hobbit]

WAIT!

I know why you can trust me!

Well you can't, but that's not the point.

The point is that you need Human to be good to defeate us. And that is not me saying it, that is a solid fact.

What we demand is solid facts.

No, that is precisly what we do not demand.

We do not demand solid facts. We demand a total absence of solid facts. I demand that I may or may not have a point.

We do have a point.

Though we may not.

Yes we do. The point is that you need Human to be good to defeate us.

[Tanoliel]

I KNEW philosophy would sort it out in the end. :D


The answer is 42....but what is the question?


I know!

WHAT'S TANO'S LOCKER NUMBER?

FORTY-TWO!!!

It's true! But I'm really just passing the 90 secs so I can post this. :)


-tanoliel

[Katt_knome_hobbit]

Ok, you are correct, you can't trust me. I lied. I always lie.

Next I am going to publish the "Secret Conversation of Katt and Human: Off the Record" for your amusment and information.

[Katt_knome_hobbit]

*After reading Katt’s last post about her and Glordifle, Human had this to say*

Human: Oh no… can I take over Rache’s reaction?! Please!?

Katt: Ok, but I’m gonna start it by asking her “How would you like a little brother?” But she needs to go “Oh not another half-brother.” Cuz she has two 1/2 bros. already. Then I can say “No, a brother from your same mother and father.” Cuz she thinks her father is dead. Also then Glordifle (I’m gonna call him Di) can get on my case about her 1/2 bros.

Human: hee hee hee …and while you are busy w/ your family life THE WORLD WILL BE RIPE FOR THE TAKING!!!!

Katt: Nuh-uh! Roya is coming after you, And Morgoth didn’t just dissapear. He is still there. But Maggie will stop him and rule all.

Human: Fuk you! Bich! The world is mine! I started the Gor-blasted thread! WA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Katt: It is no longer your thread! It is Maggie’s and mine! We dealt with Zavron, we can deal with you! Bich!

Human: *Slap* Ho!

Katt: What the Fuk?

Human: I’ll go ninja mode! I will! Don’t you think that I won’t! And I’ll bring back the penguin army!

Katt: I can kill all the penguins! In fact, I steal your title of Lord of the Penguins!

Human: NOOOOOOOO! (we have to post this paper) OOOOOO!!!! You will gice me back the title…or else…

Katt: You cannot hurt me!

Human: But the penguins won’t follow you! They follow only me!

Katt: You are no longer you! I am you! In fact, we are you! I am the Ultimate Dark Queen! I am the whole of Middle Earth!

Human: Then I shall conquore you! Bwa ha ha ha!

Katt: You can only defeate me by becoming good! OMG! We cant post this! My Mistress will kill me for being so presumptious!

Human: Oh, one minute you are all powerful and the next a fawnny wimp! Come! Join me, and we shall rule together! None shall stand against us!

Katt: I’ve heard it all before. I was actually going to write something about Morgoth trying to get me to join him. But I cannot leave my Mistress…(For power) *evil smiley*

Human: Your “Mistress” is weak with out you! I am straong, and I will be victorious! I would not destroy you if I did not have to, but if you anger me… I will put you in the room with Zavron!

Katt: The room was never a threat to me and never will be.

Human: What about Zavron?

Katt: Is he still alive? Jeez! How many times do we have to kill him?

Human: *shrugs* You will not join me? *pouts* Ah, well…

Katt: I might, but you have not tempted me.

Human: *Suspicious frowning smiley* …

Katt: I think you should join with Morgoth and get him to respect you by returning Sauron to him. Only Morgoth can tempt me, I think.

Human: But… aren’t you married?! What about Rache?

Katt: Didn’t you hear? We don’t have a monogamous relationship. *wink wink, evil smiley*

Human: Oh right…geez with it is with you and evil villains?

Katt: I dunno, What you need to do is forcefully take me, thrten me, torture me, and then ask if I’ll willingly betray everything I love.

Human: And…? Then what?

Katt: Then I might join you. Depends on how good a job you do. That’s why you need Morgoth.

Human: Oh… ok. Hee hee hee…

[Tanoliel]

*blinks*
*stares*
*twitches and falls over*

I MISS you guys!

Wait....Katt...clear something up. Rache is your daughter, by Glordifle. Who's Roya?

[Willow Oran]

Roya is a freshman at shcool who Katt recruited to help with the elves. We miss you too Tano, I don't suppose you'd consider coming back would you?

Eliza, did you pay in attention at all to my post just before yours?

Glorfindel, Celeborn and Earniel were already gone. And for Eru's sake please edit it so that it contains understandable sentences.

[Katt_knome_hobbit]

We all miss you kenna.

I think that kidnapping Celeborn was a bad idea, but maybe Ninja will return Celeborn, because Ninja needs some way to find out about Morgoth.

I'm gonna cry!

I'm really gonna cry.

Now I'm gonna kill her.

[Tanoliel]

*blink*
Kill me or Eliza?

I will have a big crazy party soon and we can all be insane and not miss each other, okay? *sniff*

So is Roya playing Roya, or is she not around anymore?

[Human#3.141592653]

Sorry. You posted while I was posting, so I was posting off of Earinel's post...and it was late, and i wasn't thinking quite right.

But I needed the talk to Celeborn to find out things about Morogth! Certain...things...about Moroght...

hee hee...you will forgive? It is so important to my plan...please?

[Katt_knome_hobbit]

Roya was never here. She might sign up though.

I is glad you is back on the moooooooot!

[Human#3.141592653]

Mirahzi...Mirahzi...? Where is that sexy boy?

oh well. We' are just going to have to bring him in our selves....

*Evil cackle*

[Katt_knome_hobbit]

Remember our plan *wink wink* that I *wink wink* told you about *wink wink* Mirazi?

*winkwinkwinkwinkwinkwinkwinkwinkwink*

[Willow Oran]

*Nudge nudge*

*Grin grin*

Say no more!

[Earniel]

Okay, I think I'm now officially getting lost. In fact I even lost myself in this game. :confused: What's all this stuff about the existentionalist or whatever? Why am I not understanding anything of all this winking, nudging and grinning business? Since when does Varda wears dragon shaped things in her hair? And where am I? :rolleyes:

[Tanoliel]

Well, I haven't a clue about the nudging and winking either.
The existentialist thing was simply because...um...someone, I think Human, had a line about "life having no meaning." This is a very existential thought, and as we had just had a lecture in Humanities about the existentialist type of thinking, I felt obliged to...uh....do something about it.

"What an impetuous boy he is! I like his hair so much."
:D

[Human#3.141592653]

You aren't supposed to get the winking and the nudging.

It's supposed to frighten you.

Bwa ha ha ha ha!!! So evil!

And on a side note, I have a thing for existentialist. Philosophers in genral, but the existentialist especially. They are fun to be random with!!

[Tanoliel]

twitches....falls over....
I dunno....after reading L'etranger and discussing it with Daniel, I'm a little wary of existentialists. I also have a hard time remembering how to spell the word. :)

*wink wink*
*nudge nudge*

[Willow Oran]

THis is actually Katt posting.

No, Eliza! Do you remember the *wink wink* thing we were gonna do with Mirahzi? or are you just winking a lot?

Oh well. I'll do it *wink wink* myself.

Sigh.

[Human#3.141592653]

Actually, I was having a conniption fit.

*Twitch*

No I don't remember. Hit me on the head with a PM to remind me about Mirahzi.

Daniel??? Who is this Daniel person?? Oh, and on a side note, there is apparently a difference between existentialist philosophy and Zen philosophy. Who knew? :D

[Tanoliel]

Ja, I knew. Zen makes SENSE. :D

Daniel is my humanities teacher, and a very frightening person he is, too. Next time I see you I'll give you an impression of his "eyebrow thing." He uses it in conference to frighten us poor students. :)

[Human#3.141592653]

Eye brow thing???

*Imagines*

AGH!

...don't do things like that to me! You have to explain, or my imagination conjures up weirdness!

[Earniel]

Please stay on topic.

[Katt_knome_hobbit]

Ok, Ltnt. Suter was this psycopath killer on Voyager. He killed some extra and got found out. Then he got lessons in controling his urge to kill from Tuvok.

Later, to save the ship he had to kill a bunch of people and was having serious psycological problems with that.

Eventually while sabataugeing the ship so the crew could get it back (never mind) he got shot in the back.

I was dissapointed because I wanted him to die in mortal combat with the lead bad guy and eventually just couldn't kill him. :(

Anyway, I told you that to tell you this:

I want to be Ltnt. Suter in this story.