Favorite Line From Monty Python and the Holy Grail?

[Durin]

What's yours. I have a couple.

As they approach the cave of the killer rabbit.

Arthur- "Alright, I'm going in. Keep me covered."

"With What?"

Arthur- "Oh, just keep me covered."

Tim- "To late, it sees you."

Arthur-"Where, behind the rabbit?"

Tim-"It is the rabbit."

LOL

[Lelondul]

Black Knight: Have at you!

Arthur: You are indeed brave, sir knight, but the fight is mine.

Black Knight: Oh, had enough eh?

Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left!

Black Knight: Yes I have.

Arthur: Look!

Black Knight: Just a flesh wound!

[afro-elf]

i fart in your general direction

[BeardofPants]

DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS!

And now for something completely different.

I'm having spam, spam, chips and spam.

Nein! No! Oh. NOT head of Gestapo AT ALL! I was not, I make joke!

NO ONE expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Well I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to shoot you.

Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?

And now, Radio Four will explode.

I'd like to answer that question in two ways: firstly in my normal voice, and..

Dinsdale?

It's Eric the half a bee!

[aldesign]

French gard on top of castle, near end of outburst says:

"i fart in ur general direction,
ur mother was a hamster,
and ur father smelled of elderberries,
now go away u silly Author king,
or i shall taunt u a secound time!"

andy

[emplynx]

"I'm not dead yet"
______________________________-

"She turned me it to a newt!"
*pauses*
"It got better"

[Garina]

I will welease Woger!!!
I love that scene!

The Knights of Ni demand a sacrifice. We want... a shrubbery!!!

One that looks nice. And not too expensive.

I love the Sir Robin song.

Monty Python rocks!!!

[StrawberryIcecream]

We are no longer the knights that say ni!

[Starr Polish]

After the head knight says the above line.
Random Knight: Ni?
Head Knight: SH!

Who are you?
I'm your sooon.
Not you, him!

[Claenoic]

The Lancelot scenes where he thinks that there's a princess to be rescued and he runs at one distance until he arrives. Fun stuff! (Pays dollar to sister)

[aldesign]

Originally posted by Garina
I will welease Woger!!!
I love that scene!


just to nit-pick

thats from Life of Brian.

andy

[Bregalad]

When the knights are riding, talking about going to Camelot, 3 of them say "Camelot!" in "isn't it amazing" voices, and Patsy says
"It's only a model!"

[katya]

i love all of the nights of ni all of the black night all the french parts and the whole movie but my newest thing i noticed that i liked was when lancelot comes in herbert or whatever his name is his room and he kills the one guard and the other one is trying to get it straight and he's like, "ok now you're not supposed to enter the- ahh!" i also like those two peasents who like to argue about politics.
"strange women lying in ponds is no basis for a system of govermnent!"

[Bregalad]

LOL! "Just because some watery tart lobbed a scimitar at me...."

[StrawberryIcecream]

scimitar? Thats a classic car. Is that what they meant? some watery tart threw a classic car at him?

[BeardofPants]

A scimitar is a curvy sword.

[Sween]

i love the whole conversation with the pesent where they live in a autonomus collective and the inviciable knight. 'ha victory is mine' 'no its not' 'ive choped your bloddy arm off' 'no you havent' ' what you call that then' 'tis but a scratch'

[Draken]

"She turned me into a newt...I got better"

[StrawberryIcecream]

Originally posted by BeardofPants
A scimitar is a curvy sword.

Ah but its also a classic car! Belive me my dad has 2. well one's a wreck cos hes adopted it for restoration! ahahahhaha that was like a year ago..hang no, im not meant to be talking about this.


Monty python. yay. flying circus is cool. Holy grail is wicked. i like the flinging of the cow. and the monks with the woodne boards.

[Draken]

Brave Sir Robin ran away,
Bravely ran away, away.
When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin.

[Sween]

Its all good

[Elfmaster XK]

I think it has to be

'We are the knights who say......................NI'


Or the entire passage about the holy hand grenade....amen. '5 is right out!'

[Rûdhaglarien]

I love the whole "What is the air speed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?"
"African or European swallow?" You know, when Arthur is challenged and then when the old man at the bridge asks Arthur that question, he asks his question and the old man says, "I don't know that." and goes flying into the pit thing.
OR...!! What about the "I'm not dead yet, I'm feeling much better!" part. I love that part.
Heck... I love the whole damn movie!!:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
MONTY PYTHON ROCKS MY FREAKING TOE SOCKS!!
You know, there is a Monty Python/LotR parody thingy somewhere on this darned interweb... don't... remember... where.... 'Twas funny... very funny....
I should probably stop now... randomness rocks!!
K, I'm done.

No, wait, I'm not... what about "Are you suggesting to me that coconuts migrate?"
AND!! "Thou shalt not count to one, nor to two, lest it be to get to three...."
Oh heck... I can't pick...!!

[Bregalad]

Are you suggesting that coconuts are migratory?
They could be carried!
A swallow carry a coconut?!
It could grip it by the husk.
It's not a question of where he grips it, it's a simple question of weight ratios. A 5 ounce bird cannot carry a one pound coconut!
Perhaps if 2 birds carried it together. They could use a strand of creeper.

[glasses]

God: What are you doing now?
King Arthur: Averting our eyes, oh Lord.
God: Well, don't. It's just like those miserable psalms, they're so depressing.

King of Swamp Castle: This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who.

King of Swamp Castle: When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. And that one sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Son, the strongest castle in all of England.

[Bregalad]

Some day, son, all this will be yours!

What, the curtains?

[glasses]

Roger the Shrubber: Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history.

Cleric: [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu--
Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother...

[Galenavar]

Thwack!!!!
Message for you sir!

Do not fear! I shall avenge your death!
Umm...I'm not dead sir.
Well...then I shall avenge your mortally wounding!
Uh...I think I might pull through sir.
Oh. Well, then, you just...wait right there.
(or something like that)

...in the harsh winter, they ran out of food and had to resort to cannibalism and eat Sir Robin's minstrels. And there was much rejoicing.

I love the whole Trojan rabbit scene.
Now we jump out of the rabbit and sieze the castle! *pause*
Wait, we jump out of the rabbit?

Yeah, I love Monty Python!!!!

[Ma Uai: Ua Nemti]

We are no longer the knights who say Ni. We are now the knights who say... Eky-eky-eky-push-latang-uup!

Ni

Shhh!

[glasses]

Have at you!
You are indeed brave, sir knight, but the fight is mine.
Oh, had enough eh?
Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left!
Yes I have.
Look!
Just a flesh wound!

[Ma Uai: Ua Nemti]

You must cut down the tallest tree in the forest with... A HERRING!! *bun-DAAA*

No!

Oh, please!

[Palanturiel]

excuse me, old woman

man!

What?

I'm a man. and im 37 im not old.

Well, i cant just call you man

you could call me dennis

i didnt know you were called dennis

well, you didnt bother to ask did you...

and the rest of that very long conversation and all of the french taunting and basically the whole movie rocks. it is just so random!