Worst Films ever made!

[StrawberryIcecream]

Ok. There are tons of threads discussing the best films but what films does everyone hate?

I really didnt think 'o brother where art thou' was any good but also I found I also hate this one film called 'Mouse Hunt'

I remember it from when i was younger and i just HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE it. ahem. so...you?!

[Lady Midnight]

Cyborg starring Jean Claude Van Damme is without a doubt the worst film I have ever seen. Every second word in the script is "YAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHH!!!!!", I kid you not!.

There's one bad guy in it who, on dying, takes about half an hour, all the time yelling "YAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHH!!!!" very slowly.

It's so excruciatingly bad it's hilarious! ;)

[BeardofPants]

Lady Hawk - bad retro soundtrack, and cheesiest ending I think I've EVER seen.

Return to Oz.

Crash. It was just plain creepy.

GI Jane. 'Nuff said.

13th Warrior - Just plain boring.

Anything with Jean Claude Van Damm or Steven Seagal.

Anything with Mary Kate & Ashley Olsonn (ergh.)

Jurassic Park 2. Dumb, dumb, dumb, ending.

Steven Speilbergh: post AND including schindlers list. He's become too schmaltzy.

Jackie Chan's American cross-over. WHAT was he thinking?!

Psycho sequels & the remake. Why DID they bother?!

Dumb and Dumber, Me myself and Irene... and just about all Jim Carry movies.

Entrapment.

Blue Lagoon, and 2.

Armageddon.

Julia Roberts movies. Mostly. (With the exception of Pretty woman, and Erin Brokovich)

Deep Blue Sea, Anaconda... etc.

Hollow man.

There's probably more, but that's all I can think of right now...

[Tar-Elendil]

wow thats quite a list :P

only one thing comes to my mind at this moment.
the Harry potter film because of the worst acting ive seen in a good while.

[Starr Polish]

I agree...
"I Dream of Africa" had horrible acting.

[emplynx]

Originally posted by BeardofPants
Anything with Mary Kate & Ashley Olsonn (ergh.)


I have a sister who is 20 with Down's Syndrome and she loves to watch MK&A videos... They are pretty hot now, you have to admit.

[Khamûl]

Does that mean that you watch them too, emplynx?:D I gotta admit that they are pretty hot now. Not that I'd watch one of their movies or anything just to see them...:D

[Ben]

Rocky and Bullwinkle
Dudley Do-right
Dude, where's my car? (Dude, why did I sit through this movie??)
Blair Witch Project

[Starr Polish]

Oh my. Them Olson twins got nothin' on me. ;) Personally not a fan.

Zenon, Girl of the 21st century was pretty darn bad. A lot of 'made for T.V. Disney movies' are though.

Dang 90 second rule.

[Tar-Elendil]

universal soldier: the return was horrible!!! i forgot bout that one! has jean claude van damme in it

[Starr Polish]

Almost every teen movie ever made, 'cept 10 Things I Hate About You
Down To You
Crazy/Beautiful (I guess that's a 'teen movie')

[Khamûl]

Some of the stuff they dig up on Mystery Science Theater 3000 is bad.

I thought Pearl Harbor was terrible. The story was completely predictable after the first hour (even for a guy like me who doesn't normally watch romance movies), I could have chopped the entire 3rd hour off the movie, and nobody told me that it was a love story, not a war movie. These are all personal reasons, but it still was a bad movie.

*braces himself for angry letters from females that liked the movie*

[Tar-Elendil]

i didnt like pearl harbor either..but sum of all fears is gonna own:P

[StrawberryIcecream]

I forgot about harry P!!!! AWFUL! AWFUL! Hermione - arrrrrghhhh! Harry -arrrrrrgggggghhhh! Ron - Actually has potential!

anyway. also hate return to oz. it kind of annoyed me that for the sequel, dorothy had actually got younger by about 8 years!

Im not too bothere by mary kate and ashley actually! i hate their movies but i quite like two of a kind! yes it was cheesy but hey! you couldnt have yummy pizza without some cheese! (that made a lot more sensein my head!)

[aldesign]

Final Fantasy: Because it left its mystical routes of the games, and went all sci-fi alieny.

Evolution: cos it was. (RECOMMEND: Galaxy Quest)

Mike Baset England Manager: Absolute *****.
(RECOMMEND: if u wanna see a good football comedy, watch MEAN-MACHINE)

Mars Attacks: So unfunny it hurt. (RECOMMEND: Monty Python Films)

Lake Placid: was okish. (RECOMMEND: Jaws Films)

andy

[Tar-Elendil]

ron has potential? did we watch the same movie?? :P :)
i watched another one last nite...it was so stupid i forgot what a comedy actually was. The Animal with Rob Schneider.
Dont ever watch this film. Itll be the most painful hour and a half of your life.

[StrawberryIcecream]

I just thought with a few years ron could actually be able to act. the others have no hope.

you really didnt like mars attacks? i really like it!

[afro-elf]

there are too many to list


battle field earth

nutty professor II the Clumps

star trek: generations

I thought FOTR ring was pretty bad

same with harry potter

john Q

if it has Van Damme, Segal, chuck Norris, Dolph Lungren it in it.

mortal combat II

street fighter ( I forgot it had van damme)


Judge dredd

any cohen brothers movie that I hace seen

any tim burton movie i have seen

behind enemy lines

anastacia

how could i forget titanic

90% of teen movies

anything on the hallmark channel

sappy holiday movies

I spit on your grave

resident evil

latest godzilla movie

tomb raider

dungeons and dragons

the princess bride

johnny mneumonic

[afro-elf]

oops pushed the wrong button


any blackplotation film from the '70's

indiana jones like them as a kid but there just palin bad with adult eyes

midnight in the garden of good and evil

pushing tin

some propraganda film made in iraq about the iraqi iranian war

any movie with hulk hogan

[Starr Polish]

Hehe, I LOVE the Princess Bride. I agree about Battlefield: Earth though. Gah.

[BeardofPants]

You forgot about all the glorifying war, lets stick Americans in the place of Brits war movies...

Oooh... I forgot about Dungeons and Dragons...

And yeah, I wouldn't say that FOTR was that bad... But I don't plan on seeing it anytime soon!

I like the Coen brothers though - Just not, "O brother, whereart thou."

I like Tim Burton as well, but he made a bad with the remake of Planet of the Apes - whats with that weirdo ending?!

The only teen movie I've ever been able to sit through to date... is ... don't laugh.... Sixteen Candles!

[Darth Tater]

The Big Green

Armaggedon

[IronParrot]

It's pointless and fruitless to name the worst movies ever, I find, because first of all, there are all the intentionally-bad B-movies, or those that are just designed to make a few quick bucks off gullible kids or teenyboppers, or movies that are... well, just bad.

In other words, the selection is far too wide, and there are simply so many bad films that I haven't seen and never intend to see.

However, I will point out some films that are generally considered to be good, in which I almost didn't see anything at all. Of more recent releases, the absolutely atrociously puke-ifiable Erin Brockovich come to mind...

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Originally posted by BeardofPants

I like Tim Burton as well, but he made a bad with the remake of Planet of the Apes - whats with that weirdo ending?!


Terrible movie, but I loved the ending :D

Battlefield Earth is definitely high on list of worst movies I've ever seen. Possibly the worst. But I tend to avoid the really bad ones, especially the teen movies.

Princess Bride is one of my favorite movies!!!

[StrawberryIcecream]

wow! you lot have quite a lot of hatred dont you!?

i completely agree with Nutty Professer 2. It was the most boring 2 hours og=f my life. i was constantly looking at my watch while my friend was roaringwith laughter. it was awful!

Why does everyone have a hate for armageddon? I quite likeit. will never watch it again as it is guaranteed to make me into a living waterfall yet again but oh well. I'm surprised no one has mentioned North yet.

And why do you hate titanic. I thought it was a very very good film but will not watch again for reasons stated above.

[emplynx]

Originally posted by Khamûl
Does that mean that you watch them too, emplynx?

Yes. I have watched most of them. I will admit it.
Originally posted by aldesign
(RECOMMEND: Galaxy Quest)

The best! My uncle does a perfect laugh like the aliens!

[StrawberryIcecream]

That is such a good film! Galaxy quest i mean!

I watched on a plane journey to somewhere at night and woke half the plane up with my laughing!

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Love Galaxy Quest. Is very funny :D

I avoided the Nutty Professor movies like the plague.

Titanic was terrible, excepting two things: 1. the music in the steerage party was done by one of my favorite bands and 2. Leo Dicaprio *ahem I mean Jack* dies :p

[emplynx]

I have never seen Titanic

[Khadrane]

The cartoon LotR. I really hate that movie. Words cannot describe how much I loathe it. I also hate those countless science movies my science teacher made me watch.

[Captain Stern]

I loved 'Highlander' but all the sequels have been pretty terrible, especially the 2nd one which totally disregarded what happened in the 1st movie :mad:

I agree, Universal Soldier: The Return was a disgrace.

I actually liked 'O Brother Where Art Thou' :D

Oh and I think Sigourney Weaver's mere presence in the Aliens movies makes the movies bad, 'Aliens' would have been great without her in it in my oppinion.

I can usually tell which movies I'll like or don't like, so I don't have too extensive a list of my personal hated movies.

[cassiopeia]

Yes, Kahdrane is right. Bakshi LOTR is so so so bad. I mean they didn't even finish it, even they knew it was bad!

I saw Titanic once. Never again.

I saw a bit of Armageddon the other night and I remembered how bad it was.

I only watched the first hour of Nutty Professor 2.

I was very very dissapointed with the phantom menace. I havn't seen attack of the clones yet, but I will probably feel the same about that too. (I do love the other 3 Star Wars movies though).

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Originally posted by emplynx
I have never seen Titanic

Good thing to miss :p

Cassiopeia, I found AOTC to actually be pretty good. Er, the last 45 min. especially. . some of it wasn't that great. . . But I was not expecting much, after The Phantom Menace. .

[Starr Polish]

I had qutie a thing for Leo when Titanic came out, but I was about eleven or twelve. Heh...

Another bad movie: Meet Joe Black...ugh!

[Tar-Elendil]

in the future when people look back at some of the movies like universal soldiers the return, the alien movies and the animal all theyre gonna say is "What the...?"

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

For most movies, I find that sequels are a great evil, especially if the first one ended conclusively.

HollywoodWars Ep. II Attack of the Sequels :rolleyes:

[BeardofPants]

Originally posted by Eruviel Greenleaf
For most movies, I find that sequels are a great evil, especially if the first one ended conclusively.

HollywoodWars Ep. II Attack of the Sequels :rolleyes:

With the exception of Terminator 2: Judgement Day of course!

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Originally posted by BeardofPants


With the exception of Terminator 2: Judgement Day of course!

Never seen that one. . .

There is, of course, the occasional good sequel. Hey, Toy Story II was better than the original, in my opinion! So they're not all bad--just the great majority.

[Starr Polish]

But, this plague won't hit LOTR, d'ye think?

Ack...it has FINALLY left my state, and I am sad. I was going to go see it one last time, but alack, alas, it has passed OUT of the (mid)West

[BeardofPants]

Given how bad FOTR was, I think there's still a chance for the 'sequels' to be better. Well, I live in eternal optimism. :rolleyes:

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Originally posted by Starr Polish
But, this plague won't hit LOTR, d'ye think?


No, but then, the whole idea was having three films :D

*sigh* BoP. . .whatever shall we do about you? :)

Still in theatres here, even in Seattle! Wow. A 6 month run, this movie has had. :D

[StrawberryIcecream]

I though the animated film was hilarious! wasnt meant to be but it was sooo bad! I mean Aragorn was wearing a skirt or rather an abscence of skirt.

and the way they ended it was so quick!

The sequel plague wont affect FOTR because they were all filmed at the same time so they're all going to be about the same quality.


Star Wars. Thos new sequels are awful. i dont know why i didnt mention them before. the original three were excellent, have been watchingthem since i were a tyke but the new ones, ugh. They're just a love story now! *sigh* and i had hopes for them!

Another film i hate is austin powers. and its sequel. its just not funny. at all.

[azalea]

Here's a movie I hated: I usually like the Oliver Stone movies I see, but I hated Natural Born Killers with a passion.
Lost Highway was stupid (every time they showed the scene where he's driving along the dark road we would sing "da-da-DA" -- that old song they used in those Volkswagon commercials).

[Tar-Elendil]

The sequel plague wont affect FOTR because they were all filmed at the same time so they're all going to be about the same quality.
but people gonna laugh their butts off when they see treebeard:P.......

[eowyn144]

and those are the people that we are to aim our popcorn at:)

ttt+rotk can't be as bad as most sequels because they already have the best plot lines imaginable and the characters will be played by the same actors.

worst films: Stargate (sorry strawberry but i loathe it)
anything with Josh Hartnett except for the faculty bcause his bad acting is balanced out by elijah's constantly brilliant acting
errr...can't think of anything else right now.....

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Stargate was pretty bad, but I liked it...I dunno, I just like Egyptian mythology, so I thought it was kinda interesting-er funny (not that it was meant to be funny) the theory they came up with. Quite ridiculous, actually, but hey, it was a fun movie.

[Captain Stern]

I thought Stargate was excellent. I loathe the tv series though.

The theory wasn't that ridiculous, there is much we don't know about the Egyptians.

[BeardofPants]

Originally posted by Captain Stern
I thought Stargate was excellent. I loathe the tv series though.

The theory wasn't that ridiculous, there is much we don't know about the Egyptians.

Double Pfffffft!

The movie sucked.

And we DO enough about pyramid building to suppose that funny looking androgenous aliens didn't build them!! :mad:

[Darth Tater]

Titanic.

[Captain Stern]

And we DO enough about pyramid building to suppose that funny looking androgenous aliens didn't build them!!

Neither can you discount the possibility that they did have something to do with that civilisation ;) Unless you have a time machine that is, do you have one?

:P

[BeardofPants]

Originally posted by Captain Stern


Neither can you discount the possibility that they did have something to do with that civilisation ;) Unless you have a time machine that is, do you have one?

:P

Not completely no. But from the available evidence, you can draw the most probable conclusions. Sheesh not everything has to be invisible pink unicorns. :rolleyes:

Oh, and as a matter of fact I do. It's called a tardis. :rolleyes: Well... my particles are existing in superposition with ancient Egypt!

[gdl96]

I wouldn't call TTT and ROTK sequels. The three movies form one whole movie, Lord of the Rings, just like the books were. It was split up into three movies for movie going comfort of not having to sit in a theater for 9 hours. :p

[Captain Stern]

Not completely no. But from the available evidence, you can draw the most probable conclusions.

Yeah, but the most probable conclusions don't always make a good basis for a movie!

[BeardofPants]

Originally posted by Captain Stern


Yeah, but the most probable conclusions don't always make a good basis for a movie!

Unfortunately no. We have to undercut the granduer of humanity at every available opportunity, and say that aliens did it! :rolleyes:

Anyway, who said that Stargate was a good movie? It sucked. :p

[Captain Stern]

Unfortunately no. We have to undercut the granduer of humanity at every available opportunity, and say that aliens did it!

That's why sci-fi and fantasy came about, because for some people this little world of ours and all the potential its inhabitants are capable of just aren't interesting enough :)

Anyway, who said that Stargate was a good movie? It sucked.

Matter of oppinion, and your oppinion sucks! :p :p

[BeardofPants]

Originally posted by Captain Stern
That's why sci-fi and fantasy came about, because for some people this little world of ours and all the potential its inhabitants are capable of just aren't interesting enough

There's a big difference between sci fi/fantasy and psuedo-science. I like BOTH anthropology AND fantasy. Doesn't mean I subscribe to psuedo science.

Originally posted by Captain Stern
Matter of oppinion, and your oppinion sucks! :p :p

Not as much as yours! :p :D

[Starr Polish]

Does anyone know that Star Wars is supposed to be one big story? Meh...It counts as a sequel 'movie' though. Anyway...bad movies...

Red Planet

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Originally posted by Darth Tater
Titanic.

I very much agree with that.

[gdl96]

Titanic was a titanically horrible movie. :p

[StrawberryIcecream]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPP!

STARGATE WAS RUBBISH?

STARGATE WAS RUBBISH?!

ok.breathe. calm.they're entitled to their own opinions. ahem. *through gritted teeth* why exactly do you think its rubbish? AND WHO SAID THE SERIES WAS ALSO RUBBISH? HAVE YOU HEARD O'NEILL'S SARCASM? THE MAN'S A GENIUS!

and whay is everyone hating titanic?

im not a major fan of it i wasjust wondering. it sems a veryunpopular film considering it still holds the box office record.

[Claenoic]

I think Titanic became such an unpopular movie because everyone was interested in the historical aspect. When it turned out to be a cheesey romance... ::tries desperately to vomit::

Almost any movie made by Disney (although Disneyworld isn't half bad)

Pearl Harbor. CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEYYYYYY! !!

Bakshi LOTR. It was so, so, so, so, so, bad. Aragorn and Elrond looked STRANGE.

SW 2. Most disappointing.

[ladyisme]

If it is a historical veiw on the Titanic that you want then I'd recomend an older movie called A Night To Remember.

As for worst movies I vote for (1) The French Lietenaints Woman because you could not follow the plot, (2) Rocky and Bullwinkle because they left out the plot and (3) Mulan Rouge because every last note of that sound tract was stolen from some other show. :eek: :confused:

"The road goes ever on and on down from the door were it began."

[StrawberryIcecream]

Thats because it was a combination of all the best songs.
and anyway thee were original songs.

and it might help if you spelt it right.
MOULIN

[Radagast The Brown]

I hate the movie "The Royal Tenebaums" because:

1) it was boring. it suposed to be a comady!! :eek: it closer to a tragedy...

2) very boring. Nothing happened. Nothing.

3) BORING an hour of boringess!

[aldesign]

so u didnt like it then ?

andy

[Radagast The Brown]

What do you think? that I liked it?

[aldesign]

my sarcasm was lost.
:(

andy

[StrawberryIcecream]

what the hell is your avatar? is it that weird advert on tv for some product or other?

Never seen the tenebaums. dont think i want to now.

[gdl96]

The Royal Tannenbaums was a very good movie...it was funny in a subtle, dark way. Not laugh out loud funny, but continuously chuckling in your seat funny.

[gdl96]

Oh yeah, Charlie's Angels was a TERRIBLE movie.

[Darth Tater]

But it has bouncy boobies! And swirling asses!

[Lizra]

Ha!!! That's all you need, for sure. For me I'd have to go with 98% (actually 99%) of all movies made! sorry :)

[Radagast The Brown]

The Royal Tannenbaums was a very good movie...it was funny in a subtle, dark way. Not laugh out loud funny, but continuously chuckling in your seat funny.I don't think so but... it's your opinion.

[Sicirus]

Pinocchio
croc Dundee
ocean 11(boring)
jack
blue
Red
(these are both french movies)
Jaws
Titanic(boring,too long)
The cartoon Lotr movies(no offense but they SUCKET)

[BeardofPants]

Originally posted by Sicirus
blue
Red

Hey! I loved these movies, you crass wolverine! :mad: :rolleyes:

[Jadera]

I have mixed feelings about Titanic. I agree that as a historical aspect, the movie was a complete bomb, but the costuming and music was great. Not to mention that Ioan Griffud was in it. :D It definitely wasn't the worst movie ever.

I agree with StrawberryIceCream on Stargate. It's a great movie! I actually like the series better, because I like the guy from MacGuyver (can't remember his name...oi...) and the guy who plays Daniel.

Attack of the Clones. Good fight scenes, Ewan McGregor, really really bad plot. Ugh.
Harriet the Spy. Depressing movie.
Any and all Disney sequels.
The animated Hobbit movie. *shudders and dies* If I ever hear the song again....
Any Jean Claude Van Damme movies.
Can't think of any others at the moment. :)

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Originally posted by Sicirus

ocean 11(boring)


Boring? Boring? It wasn't boring! I loved that movie!

In other words...I disagree. :D

[StrawberryIcecream]

Originally posted by Jadera


because I like the guy from MacGuyver (can't remember his name...oi...) and the guy who plays Daniel.



Richard Dean Anderson and Michael Shanks respectively.:D

[eowyn144]

anyone seen The Relic?

don't bother. its rubbish.

[Faramir]

BoP: HOW DARE YOU INSULT JIM CARREY MOVIES!!! THERE THE BEST!!!
I hope Titanic burns in an oven. It SUCKED.

[BeardofPants]

Originally posted by Faramir
BoP: HOW DARE YOU INSULT JIM CARREY MOVIES!!! THERE THE BEST!!!
.

Wow. You must be really mad, cos you used the caps lock. :rolleyes:

Actually, I take it back, not ALL Carey movies suck. I forgot about The Truman Show. That was good. Oh, and Man in the Moon.

[Faramir]

I don'y know why, but my brother is toltally obsessed with the Hobbit movie. He always sings the song with his own words 'cause he can't remember the real ons. He even DRESSES-UP like Bilbo!

[Sicirus]

That is pretty scary Faramir.
I thought the movie Cinderella 2.

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Originally posted by Faramir
BoP: HOW DARE YOU INSULT JIM CARREY MOVIES!!! THERE THE BEST!!!
I hope Titanic burns in an oven. It SUCKED.

I personally think that anything with Jim Carrey in it is horrible--I couldnt' stand the Truman Show.

Really, Disney has to stop making sequels. :rolleyes:

[cassiopeia]

I thought The Truman Show was good, but I hate The Mask so much. I also hate Sleepless in Seattle. Ick.

[eowyn144]

i think Jim Carey's great! especially in the truman show. i think that was one of his better films. The Cable Guy was just plain weird.
i agree about the disney sequels thing. i mean- Return to Never never Land? their really scraping the barrel with that one. they should leave the classics alone.

The Lion King 2 or whatever it's called. now that IS a bad film.

[Jadera]

Thank you, StrawberryIceCream! :D
I don't Jim Carrey's The Mask for personal reasons, but I did like Ace Ventura Pet Detective. Again, they could have done without the sequel, but it wasn't the worst in the world.
What can I say? I'm easily amused. ;)
Any of Peter Ustinov's Hercule Poirot movies drive me crazy...I can't stand the guy for some reason. David Suchet did a much better job. :D

[olsonm]

"The Birth of a Nation" Worst movie ever.

[Sicirus]

THE PEARL.
That, to me was the worst book and movie I have ever witnessed.

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Originally posted by cassiopeia
I thought The Truman Show was good, but I hate The Mask so much. I also hate Sleepless in Seattle. Ick.

I only liked Sleepless in Seattle 'cause it was in Seattle :p

[FrodoFriend]

Dungeons & Dragons. That movie was seriously LAME.

[afro-elf]

LAME is FAR too tame a word is was abosulute !@#$%^&**

[StrawberryIcecream]

Originally posted by Jadera
Thank you, StrawberryIceCream! :D
I don't Jim Carrey's The Mask for personal reasons, but I did like Ace Ventura Pet Detective. Again, they could have done without the sequel, but it wasn't the worst in the world.
What can I say? I'm easily amused. ;)
Any of Peter Ustinov's Hercule Poirot movies drive me crazy...I can't stand the guy for some reason. David Suchet did a much better job. :D

thank me for what?! oh the names! yeah, you gotta love em to bits.

I like Jim Carrey especially the truman show. Though i think Ace ventura maybe was a bit bad. Ace ventura 2 was total drivel.

David suchet is exellent. Love the poirot series. (just thought id slip that in)

[BeardofPants]

Originally posted by afro-elf
LAME is FAR too tame a word is was abosulute !@#$%^&**

That doesn't even begin to describe it! :mad: What a waste of $12 that was. :mad: What was Thora Birch thinking?! And what was with that #@$%!@^# black guy?! :mad:

[Elvellon]

Ah! I know one MUCH worse.

The worst movie ever made…that’s easy, a certain version of Snow White. A very artistic movie made in Black & Black… that’s right, you can hear the actors but you can’t see them, DURING ALL THE MOVIE.

[mirrille]

That's just weird. I think something like that would make more sense as a radio play...:confused:

[Elvellon]

Yes, but unbelievably as it seems there is more. The Director actually filmed the thing but kept the lens of the cameras covered. Everything was done as a regular film, except for that; the actors actually played their roles dressed appropriately for it on appropriate stage settings. Of course the result was a scandal.

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Sounds terrible...why would they make a movie like that?

[Elvellon]

Who can really know?

But, to me, it has to do with the nature of some of the European movie industry. Contrary to what happens in the USA, in Europe the State has an important role supporting the industry. This allows small countries to be able to preserve their movie industries, that otherwise would have been wiped out by having to compete with Hollywood.
It allows to the production of some non-commercial but interesting films, with a decisive cultural or artistic bent. Unfortunately it also allows, on occasion, to the production of really odd (or plainly bizarre) films. The director of this film is well known for his eccentricity, but this time he took it a little too far. It was a scandal and he may well have shot his own foot.

[BeardofPants]

It sounds like it... I mean, the film/movie industry is a visual medium... if it ain't that, then what the heck is it?:rolleyes:

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

a combination of visual and audio? visual being key.

[BeardofPants]

Why do people keep answering my rhetorical questions? :D *looks pointedly at EG*

[Sicirus]

The Blare Witch Project was really boring and stupid.
All they did was cuss and fight. And maybe hit a scary part or too.
Though the end was kinda scary.

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Originally posted by BeardofPants
Why do people keep answering my rhetorical questions? :D *looks pointedly at EG*

Because I like answering rhetorical questions. You might say it's a hobby of mine :D

Blair Witch Project...at least the half I saw, was terrible.

[Rei]

Although there are a lot of crappy movies out now this is my list of 5 movies that never should have been made.

#5. Black Knight (What was Martin Lauwrence thinking?)
#4. Scarlett (Sequel to Gone with the Wind. You can't replace Clark Gable and Vivian Leigh, you just can't)
#3. Not Another Teen Movie (No explanation needed)
#2. Citizen Kane (Important and controversial, yes, good, no)
#1. Plan Nine From Outer Space (It was this horrible black and white movie about flying saucers that looked more like flying twinkies!)

[BeardofPants]

Originally posted by Rei
#5. Black Knight (What was Martin Lauwrence thinking?)

No... The question is: DOES Martin Lawrence think? :D

#2. Citizen Kane (Important and controversial, yes, good, no)

Beg to differ... I LOVE this movie! :mad: :eek:

[Rei]

Really?! I could barely stay awake through it. :o

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Originally posted by BeardofPants
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#2. Citizen Kane (Important and controversial, yes, good, no)
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Beg to differ... I LOVE this movie! :mad: :eek:

Again, I must agree with BoP. I love that movie too!

[Rei]

I don't know why, I just didn't like it, but maybe I should try watching it again...

[gdl96]

*Must cleanse world of people whom do not respect one of the greatest movies in history!*

[BeardofPants]

You're in trouble now, Rei. :D :eek:

[Jadera]

#5. Black Knight (What was Martin Lauwrence thinking?)

I have to agree...and I didn't even see it. :p

#4. Scarlett (Sequel to Gone with the Wind. You can't replace Clark Gable and Vivian Leigh, you just can't)

I totally agree.

#2. Citizen Kane (Important and controversial, yes, good, no)

*insert drumroll*
*pales* But they're all looking at me...
(Sorry, it's late and I just got back from my third Spider-Man run.)

I can't say a thing about Citizen Kane, because I've never seen it. Maybe I should watch it, since I don't like not having an opinion. :D

[Rei]

Ack! Don't cleanse the world of me, it would be to clean! :D I said it was imprtant, doesn' that count for something?! :confused:

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Originally posted by Rei
Ack! Don't cleanse the world of me, it would be to clean! :D I said it was imprtant, doesn' that count for something?! :confused:

I think you have to like it and not fall asleep, eh? :D

[Rei]

I didn't fall asleep, I stayed up to he very end when he was dying by the fire and all he could say was rosebud. (I think that was the name of his sled) I just didn't like it.

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Originally posted by Rei
I didn't fall asleep, I stayed up to he very end when he was dying by the fire and all he could say was rosebud. (I think that was the name of his sled) I just didn't like it.

Well. . .I think ye have to like it then :D

[Rei]

Well. . .I think ye have to like it then

No, I was in school (Film and Lit.) If I fell asleep my proffesor would have killed me! :D

[azalea]

Originally posted by Rei
I think that was the name of his sled

And now you're giving away endings!:)

[Sicirus]

Waterboy
Big daddy (sort of)

[WiseWizard]

Originally posted by Rei

#1. Plan Nine From Outer Space (It was this horrible black and white movie about flying saucers that looked more like flying twinkies!)
I can't believe you actually know about that movie!!!! I agree with you, the worst movie ever made, and it had to be the most low budget film ever made as well. But you still have to love the pie plates on strings!!! :D :D :D
Other than that, Angela's Ashes (I watched about half an hour of it and then turned it off).
Oh yes, and any of the Evil Dead movies. Those were so bad, they were good.

[Darth Tater]

Gotta love Buckaroo Banzaii Across the 8th Dimension!

[Rei]

Originally posted by WiseWizard

I can't believe you actually know about that movie!!!! I agree with you, the worst movie ever made, and it had to be the most low budget film ever made as well. But you still have to love the pie plates on strings!!!

And here I thought I was the only person who had ever seen it! :D

And the Evil Dead movies, I loved those, especially Army of Darkness, if you consider that to be part of the series. (I do) For a cheesey B-film it was great and I absolutely love Bruce Cambell! He's great!

[WiseWizard]

Those were B movies? I could've sworn they were worse than that! :)
Of course you can count Army of Darkness! It's just as bad as the other two!
It think that if I fail in taking over the universe, it would only be becuase Bruce Campbell had beat me to it.

[Sicirus]

i just saw Balto 2 and I loved the animation and movements of their drawings of wolves but the story SUCKECT and the movies drawings were a waist.

[samwise of the shire]

Oh my gosh. Dragon Heart 2:A new Beginning and Ralph Bashki's cartoon of LOTR. I LOVE Dragonheart, but the sequel is just DUMB.Bad fighting,worse acting,and just dumb. I mean we have Karate which I think does NOT go with Western European Middeveal fighting. And the end is supposed to be profound and wonderful and what YOU'RE thinking is "Too bad the kid didn't DIE!"Terrible Movie. Just TERRIBLE. *wishes you could draw a puking face*
RB's LOTR on the other hand made me laugh so hard I couldn't breath. I mean I didn't mind the terrible orcs and nazgul. That was actually kind of cool, but the DRAWINGS are what got me. Legolas just had me howling the way he sneers at Sam and his TEETH, the Balrog made me instantly think of the old Sunday School Song "If I were a butterfly,I'd thank you Lord for giving me wings" and the hobbits hair wasn't curly. The nerve of some people. It was all in all a hilariously rip off of the Lord Of The Rings, now I want to go and see the LIVE LOTR and remind myself of how GOOD it was.
Sam

[Handmaiden of Yavanna]

Surf ninjas- don't even ask!

Holiday in the Sun/Mary Kate and Ashley and Atlantis hotel infomercial- UUUGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!! I'm gonna throw up even thinking about it!!!! The acting sucked, the script sucked, even their wardrode and music sucked!!! I can not stand those two!! They make me sick!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Rei]

Originally posted by Handmaiden of Yavanna
Holiday in the Sun/Mary Kate and Ashley and Atlantis hotel infomercial- UUUGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!! I'm gonna throw up even thinking about it!!!! The acting sucked, the script sucked, even their wardrode and music sucked!!!

I agree with you, that movie was horrible...although I did think some of their cloths were cute.

[Handmaiden of Yavanna]

Maybe some of the clothes were ok, one thing though that was not too terrible were the guys:D
They always have very cute guys in their movies, esspecially the english guy in Winning London;) he was hot!

[Rei]

I've never seen Winning London. Is it worth sitting through just to see the hunky british guy?

[WiseWizard]

You're telling me there are people who actually watched one or more of their movies?!? :eek: I feel so sorry for you, and am disappointed as well. No one should have to suffer through such hell. Hey, I rhymed. :)

[Sween]

little women. my mum has made me sit tru that so many times. oh and cayote ugly time just seem to not pass whilst watching that

[BeardofPants]

I am so glad I never watched Coyote Ugly - it looks really bad!

[Pailan]

I know a flick that makes "Plan 9 From Outer Space" look like high art. Anyone ever see "Santa Clause Conqours the Martians"? But then again these movies are sooo bad that watching them is hip. Much like one of my all time faves, " Attack of the Killer Tomatoes." Which if you have not seen...well, what are you waiting for rent it tonight!

I have a real beef with all these old Saturday morning cartoons being turned into movies. "Scooby Doo" is so painful I cheered for the bad guys. (Come on someone kill Shaggy before he talks again! Hey Scooby, snack on this!)

Of course there was that really horrible flick that came out (by the author of Jurasic Park) "Congo." Any movie with killer apes is generally bad news. Look no further than the idiotic remake of the eternally horrible, "Planet of the Apes."

If you want to know how these movies made it into my world, pm me and I will explain.

[BeardofPants]

I'm assuming girlfriend/wife/relative/stupid friend who has bad taste....

[Pailan]

Nephews, free passes, too much beer, hot day with no a/c.

Ooo, heres one that was sooooo painful I had almost completly blocked it from my mind... "My Pretty Pony: The Movie"

Must pluck eyes out....

[Sween]

The new planet of the apes was pretty awful what was up with the ending?But estella waren kinda made it ok for me infact i could watch pretty much ne thing that she is in.

[WiseWizard]

Agreed on Planet of the Apes. Mark Wahlberg (I think that's how you spell it) trying to replace a character that Charlton Heston played........enough said.
My Pretty Pony had a movie? You poor child.
And "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians"? That actually sounds fairly amusing. Reminds me of a Weird Al song... i can't remember the title, but I know it had to do with Santa getting drunk, blowing up the North Pole, and making Rudolph into reindeer sausage........now that I describe it, it sounds more disturbing than amusing. But that's Weird Al for you.
The two movies he made we fairly awful as well. Him and that guy who plays Kramer should be kept 50 miles away from each other at all times, lest we risk the chance of the apocalypse once more.

[azalea]

Sorry to get off topic, but did you know we share the same birthday, Wise Wizard, exactly 15 years apart? Just thought I'd mention it. Do you know what time you were born?

[WiseWizard]

Next time, just PM me. But now that you've pointed it out, yes I notice that now.

[gdl96]

The Night Santa Went Crazy.

[cassiopeia]

I think I saw a video at the video store called "Santa Claws" or something similar. Looked very gory. :rolleyes:

[Rei]

What about the Jack Frost movies with the killer snow-man. Those were pretty lame.

[azalea]

Aw, I loved those (and still do)! Are you talking about the Rankin Bass stop animation Christmas ones?

[Khamûl]

I think Rei's talking about a cheap-o horror movie I saw on the shelf down at the local Movie Gallery. On the one I saw, Jack Frost was some kind of psychotic snowman on a serial killing spree or something like that. I thought it was probably stupid and didn't give it a second look.

[azalea]

Ohhhh, okay, then. :)
That does sound like a clunker.

[afro-elf]

azalea

i know what you are talking about

" i'm mister heat miser, i'm mr. frost"

"put one foot in front of the other"

[azalea]

oooh, more lyrics! :cool:

[WiseWizard]

I don't know whether or not this movie has already been discussed, but, what did everyone think of "Titanic"? Personally I thought it was horrible and think the only reason it got best picture that year was because of the hype. I doubt any of the judges even had the heart to watch it.

[Radagast The Brown]

I didn't like this movie, the Titanic. I really don't know that's so special about this movie. it wasn't the worst I ever saw it I really didn't like it.

[azalea]

I REALLY didn't like Titanic, but I wouldn't call it one of the worst films ever made. I can see why a lot of people liked it, but I never wanted to see it from the time I saw the previews (I knew how it would end already, and I really didn't want to see that). When I finally did see it (my sister in law loved it and bought the video, so we thought we'd watch it to see what all the hype was about), I didn't think the inner story line was believable enough to be included in a true story, and I just didn't like it, like I knew I wouldn't.

[WiseWizard]

I hated the inner storyline as well. Though, it may just be my hatred for anything with Leo DiCaprio in it. Ever since he desacrated the good name of Shakespeare with that horrible portrayal of Romeo.......*mumbles incoherently and angrily*

[Khadrane]

I watched I Am Sam a couple of weeks ago, and I thought that movie was pretty bad. It was so boring .

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Originally posted by WiseWizard
I hated the inner storyline as well. Though, it may just be my hatred for anything with Leo DiCaprio in it. Ever since he desacrated the good name of Shakespeare with that horrible portrayal of Romeo.......*mumbles incoherently and angrily*

ooh! I hated that movie! Another dreadful one...how could they do such horrible things to Romeo & Juliet and thus defiled the works of The Bard? How could they? *joins in the mumbling incoherently and angrily*

[WiseWizard]

Did anyone ever see "The Beach" (I think that's right) with Leo Dicraprio in it? I didn't, but I just wanted to know how much it sucked.

[HobbitChick88]

I thought Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within was terrible. Everybody died. movies can't end like that.
Also Bye Bye Birdie. I know it's a play too, but it was just terrible! The story is so stupid, it's almost funny.:rolleyes: almost.
Grease also has to be one of the stupidest movies ever made. I'm probably alone on this, but it totally has no point whatsoever.

[eowyn144]

it may have no point but its way fun to watch! and to sing along to. surely you must like some of the songs in it?

[HobbitChick88]

Originally posted by eowyn144
it may have no point but its way fun to watch! and to sing along to. surely you must like some of the songs in it?

Well, I think a couple songs are ok, but I really don't "love it"

[WiseWizard]

Grease was one of those movies where it's so cheesy that you almost have to love it. It's what carries it through to the next generations. Kind of like Oklahoma. I'm being forced by my friends to audition for Oklahoma.......I think I'll purposefully do a bad job just to stay away from such a horrid musical. The movie scared me.

[HobbitChick88]

Originally posted by WiseWizard
Grease was one of those movies where it's so cheesy that you almost have to love it. It's what carries it through to the next generations. Kind of like Oklahoma. I'm being forced by my friends to audition for Oklahoma.......I think I'll purposefully do a bad job just to stay away from such a horrid musical. The movie scared me.

I thought Oklahoma was good. I liked it waay better than Grease!! I didn't make much sense either, but it... well.. I dunno it was just better. :p

[Hasty Ent]

Worst movies I ever sat through (don't know why, but hope springs eternal and I kept thinking they might redeem themselves before their bitter ends):

Caligula -- felt positively punished afterwards
Henry and June -- how someone could take a fascinating individual like Henry Miller and make such a boring film boggles the mind

[BeardofPants]

I quite liked Henry and June. :D

[Hasty Ent]

Admittedly, it's been a number of years since I saw Henry and June, but I do remember being crushed with boredom. I am no Henry Miller maven, but know enough about him to feel that the film lost an opportunity to investigate one of the more colorful literary figures of our time. I am interested, however, in what you liked about it. Maybe I missed something...:confused:

[BeardofPants]

I can't remember, it's been years since I saw it last. :D I just remember liking it.

[WiseWizard]

Originally posted by HobbitChick88


I thought Oklahoma was good. I liked it waay better than Grease!! I didn't make much sense either, but it... well.. I dunno it was just better. :p
True, though Oklahoma is easier to simply laugh at. And you don't have to go through the torture of thinking which character suits you best. *crawls into dark corner and hides*

[katya]

oh my gosh, i saw Artificial Intelligence. it was sooo bad. i mean talk about speilberg on drugs...i dont know what was up with that movie. it was pretty jacked up. Chicken run was bad but that was pretty much to be expected...i guess i dont see a lot of movies especially if they look bad. oh yeah i didnt like deep blue sea at all. it had no point it was just gross i mean that guy getting his arm ripped off...yuck. hm... ok. thats all i can think of.

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

I thought A.I. was great...up to the last 20 minutes, and then it was terrible. It would have been fine had they stopped it earlier!

I love Chicken Run! it's so funny! :D

[Rûdhaglarien]

I loved Chicken Run too!!

However... Pearl Harbor, Titanic, The Mummy Returns; Dune (look... see... BLUE EYES!!); Deep Blue Sea; A Walk to Remember (and nearly every other teen movie out there); I Know What You Did Last Summer; I STILL Know What You Did Last Summer; Scream (and all it's sequels); almost any made for TV movie; Mary Kate & Ashley movies; Land Before Time series (my little sisters like them... BAH!!); How the Grinch Stole Christmas (with Jim Carry); Fern Gulley; Fern Gulley 2; Cinderella 2: Dreams Come True; Chuckie series; Pet Cemetery (and, the sequel); Critters (and sequel); It's Alive... and probably many more that I can't remember.... BAH!!

[WiseWizard]

I think I'm one of the only people in the world who actually liked all of AI. However, I do believe that the transition into the aliens finding little Haley Joel was a little out of place. It seemed like it was a second ending. I think it must have been Spielberg's idea after Kubrick died.
You didn't like Mummy Returns? I thought it was great! True midless entertainment in its purest form!
And I heartily agree with you on 'Dune' (both the 2 hour movie and the 6 hour miniseries). I'm an avid reader of that series, and the movies but the books to shame.
Agreed on all the rest too.
Wow, there are a lot of really bad movies out there.

[Starr Polish]

I just saw "A Walk To Remember" and it made me cry so hard. Meh...I'm a sucker.

[Rûdhaglarien]

My sister Christine must have watched A Walk To Remember a hundred times... we don't even own it!! I think that it was grotesque... not a single redeeming quality... it's just how I felt in Deep Blue Sea, I just wanted the leading lady to die and get it over with.... (Oh and Daryl Hannah's lips were all Angelina Jolieish. Blergh!)

And, yes, I did hate The Mummy Returns... The Mummy was good... the sequel sucked.

Oooo... another bad movie... Waterworld.

[katya]

yeah yeah i know A.I. was ok the main thing i didnt like was all the going on and on and on...i mean he actually finds the blue faerie. right... oh yeah and the flesh fair. that was downright disturbing...*shudder* and chicken run, well thats a 1/2 inside joke...i didnt like it though.

[Rûdhaglarien]

Once again... I loved Chicken Run.

[BeardofPants]

Originally posted by Rûdhaglarien
I loved Chicken Run too!!

However... Pearl Harbor, Titanic, The Mummy Returns; Dune (look... see... BLUE EYES!!); Deep Blue Sea; A Walk to Remember (and nearly every other teen movie out there); I Know What You Did Last Summer; I STILL Know What You Did Last Summer; Scream (and all it's sequels); almost any made for TV movie; Mary Kate & Ashley movies; Land Before Time series (my little sisters like them... BAH!!); How the Grinch Stole Christmas (with Jim Carry); Fern Gulley; Fern Gulley 2; Cinderella 2: Dreams Come True; Chuckie series; Pet Cemetery (and, the sequel); Critters (and sequel); It's Alive... and probably many more that I can't remember.... BAH!!

Yeah, I'd agree with that.

The Lynch version of Dune sucked; I liked the series though. (Obviously it doesn't come any where near the book though.)

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

I didn't mind the aliens finding Haley Joel whatever his character's name was, but after that, when they give him that one wish, that was annoying. I think it could have stopped right when they find him or something...and I was mad Joe didn't come back :) Other than that I thought it was great, though.

[Rûdhaglarien]

Oh yeah... and Star Wars: Episodes 1&2... I like the original three, but....

[Sicirus]

Conan!

[WiseWizard]

I thought that The Mummy Returns was pure mindless Hollywood entertainment, and if you try and take it as anything more than that, you'll hate it.
Waterworld sucked. Most Costner movies suck. he should stay away from writing and directing and just let his agent pick the scripts.
Episodes 1 and 2 are travesties of nature....except for the fact that Yoda gets to kick butt in Episode 2, which made that movie worthwhile. I think George just needs to do what he did for 5 and 6 and hand over the reigns of directorship to someone else. Let someone else write it too. In fact, Lucas should just take pride that he made the original trilogy and then sit back and let someone else do the work.
Conan.....that was a disturbing movie. As was Kull the Conqueror. *hides in dark corner and shudders*

[Jay]

And my worst movies are (in reverse order)

*drumrole*

3, Superman 4
2, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
1, Highlander 2

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Ah! I love Highlander! Okay, it's really bad, but it's fun! And there's pretty swords...:D

[BeardofPants]

The first Highlander was good, and I admit to liking the series *oh the shame! :o*, but the rest of the movies sucked.

[Luthien Tinuviel]

Originally posted by BeardofPants
Lady Hawk - bad retro soundtrack, and cheesiest ending I think I've EVER seen.

Return to Oz.

Crash. It was just plain creepy.

GI Jane. 'Nuff said.

13th Warrior - Just plain boring.

Anything with Jean Claude Van Damm or Steven Seagal.

Anything with Mary Kate & Ashley Olsonn (ergh.)

Jurassic Park 2. Dumb, dumb, dumb, ending.

Steven Speilbergh: post AND including schindlers list. He's become too schmaltzy.

Jackie Chan's American cross-over. WHAT was he thinking?!

Psycho sequels & the remake. Why DID they bother?!

Dumb and Dumber, Me myself and Irene... and just about all Jim Carry movies.

Entrapment.

Blue Lagoon, and 2.

Armageddon.

Julia Roberts movies. Mostly. (With the exception of Pretty woman, and Erin Brokovich)

Deep Blue Sea, Anaconda... etc.

Hollow man.

There's probably more, but that's all I can think of right now... Ever seen Conspiracy Theory?

[Millane]

there are many movies i hate but the most would have to be FINAL FANTASY!:mad:
if you want to see a ridiculously bad movie... so bad that its comical i sugest missing in action. a very poor chuck norris movie

[cassiopeia]

Originally posted by Luthien Tinuviel
Ever seen Conspiracy Theory?

I kinda liked Conspriracy Theory. I'm into that kind of stuff. I didn't like the references to 'The Catcher in the Rye'. (Bad Beatles reference) ;)

Millane: You live where I live.:D

[BeardofPants]

Originally posted by Luthien Tinuviel
Ever seen Conspiracy Theory?

Yeah, ages ago when it came out in cinema. It was okay: I remember liking it, but it wasn't anything spectacular.

[HobbitChick88]

Originally posted by Millane
there are many movies i hate but the most would have to be FINAL FANTASY!:mad:
if you want to see a ridiculously bad movie... so bad that its comical i sugest missing in action. a very poor chuck norris movie

I totally agree!! That was the worst movie in the world!! I can't stand it!! :mad: :mad:

[Jay]

Final Fantasy may have been a let down but it is not the worst movie by a long shot.
Lets take a recent-ish bad movie... Jeepers Creepers. Are you seriously telling me that FF was worse then Jeepers Creepers? :eek:

[WiseWizard]

And let's not forget Resident Evil. Can you say 'Night of the Living Dead'? That was seriously one of the worst movies I've ever seen, which is saying a lot. What really pisses me off is that they expected a sequel.

[BeardofPants]

Originally posted by WiseWizard
And let's not forget Resident Evil.

To be fair, it was very true to the game. But yeah: it didn't translate that well into the film medium.

[Dunadan]

Especially Good Will Hunting. It actually made me puke.

Almost all hollywood films are boring, predictable pap churned out by accountants for an audience of cattle. Hollywood "stars" are almost entirely fatuous freeloaders and should be sold off to a glue factory.

There, glad I've got that off my chest.

[azalea]

Hmm, I'll be sure to invite you on my next fun evening out at the flicks!:) I do agree with the spirit of your post; however, I think, as do many people, that movies can be either an art form OR just some good entertainment. Occasionally you come across a movie that is both. It's because one comes across those that are NEITHER (which is all too frequently) that I can agree with your sentiments.

[WiseWizard]

You dare insult Robin Williams?!?!? Are you sure it wasn't Matt Damon that made you puke?
You better not make that statement until you've seen 'One Hour Photo'! And 'Insomnia'! And 'Dead Poet's Society'!
But back to bad movies.......
What did everyone think of 'Minority Report'? Despite what everyone says, I really didn't like that movie. I can't see why anyone did. I admit it had some good points, but overall it was a horrible movie.

[Dunadan]

Sorry; should've kept that one for the venting thread.

Yes, I dare. Matt Damon also made me puke, but so did RW's performance in Dead Poets. It's that simpering half-smirk he pulls to signify sentiment, usually directed towards his latest under-privileged yet touched-with-genius patient/pupil/underling. Hack! Barf!

(Not seen One Hour Photo or Insomnia, so maybe evil roles better suit his talents)

The thing is, I've lost count of the number of times I've been to the flicks looking forward to some much-hyped entertainment and come out feeling like I've been robbed.

Seen Ratcatcher? Now there's a movie.

[WiseWizard]

Okay, you and me, outside, right now! Beware, Dunadan...I will hunt you.
Never heard of Ratcatcher, don't want to.
What do they call people like you.......someone who sees the glass half empty......oh yeah, CYNIC!!!
Although I will admit that there have been movies that have been hyped up movies which weren't very good. Prime example, Star Wars Episode 1. Two was even worse (Lucas trying romance.....*shudder*), but it wasn't hyped as much.

[Rûdhaglarien]

I like Robin Williams, myself... especially the Dead Poet's Society.

Oh... Scary Movie 2... awful, horrible. *vomits*
Armagedon.
Deep Impact.

Hollywood sucks at depicting the end of the world. Completely. Mergh.

[sun-star]

I hated Dead Poets' Society so much! But apart from that, and the abysmal recent(ish) adaptation of Mansfield Park, which made me want to throw things :) the worst film I've ever seen was called something like An Awfully Big Adventure - it was so bad I tried to forget the title! It had Alan Rickman and Hugh Grant in it and it was still terrible, which is quite an achievement.

I feel much better now. Who needs the Venting Thread? :D

[BeardofPants]

Originally posted by Rûdhaglarien
Oh... Scary Movie 2... awful, horrible. *vomits*

The first one was bad enough... what made you go see the second one??? :eek: :p

[osszie]

Sooo many bad films.........but I'll try to stick to the fantasy/sci-fi genre.

Krull - so dodgy, so cliched, so terribly acted
Zardoz - Well, it had Sean Connery in it (a plus), it almost had a storyline, but it had the worst 70's inspired psychodelic camerawork and music........terrible, almost painfull to watch.
Attack of the 50ft Woman - the nineties re make staring Dahryl Hannah, 'nuff said.
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes - although tomatoes are evil (a fruit that masquerades as a vegetable) I've never personally felt particularly threatened by them, although I was once intimitated by a Brussell Sprout, but that's a different story.
He-Man the Movie - does not need a comment surely:rolleyes:
Apollo 13 - a film with literally no atmosphere.
Conan the Barbarian - ok, Arnie may not have been attending acting classes at the time but they could have at least given him SOMETHING to say.
Queen of Darkness - and the inspiration for this film was from? Not from the book that's for sure.
Anything sci-fi related staring Dolph Lungdren or Jean Claude Van Damme, Unversal Soldier, Cyborg etc etc.................please:mad:

probs more to follow;)

[cassiopeia]

Originally posted by Rûdhaglarien
... Scary Movie 2... awful, horrible. *vomits*


My sisters made me watch that........it was so so bad, I couldn't watch all of it. AND my sisters now quote from it and watch it often. A really really disgusting film.

[Rûdhaglarien]

Ewwww... I'm so glad that no one I know quotes it... I would die. Literally.

[LadyMelia]

The WORST movie that comes to mind is probably "the Wedding Planner"... maybe not the worst, but def. bad!!!!

[FoolofaTook]

I would have to think that Spice World was the worst movie ever it had no story line what so ever.

Here's what other people think100 worst movies (http://us.imdb.com/bottom_100_films)

[Elf.Freak]

Originally posted by StrawberryIcecream
I forgot about harry P!!!! AWFUL! AWFUL! Hermione - arrrrrghhhh! Harry -arrrrrrgggggghhhh! Ron - Actually has potential!

anyway. also hate return to oz. it kind of annoyed me that for the sequel, dorothy had actually got younger by about 8 years!

Im not too bothere by mary kate and ashley actually! i hate their movies but i quite like two of a kind! yes it was cheesy but hey! you couldnt have yummy pizza without some cheese! (that made a lot more sensein my head!)

totally agree! except Draco was quite good and so was his dad (he looked like Celborne and THAT freaked me out!;))

[zavron]

Whats wrong with the Van Dam movies I thought Universal soldier One was brilliant!

1: 13 Days, actually goes on for 13 days, extremely boring I fell asleep during the film.
2: A.I., plain weird.
3: Dude wheres my car, nonsense no storyline.
4: Any Barbie Films, what is the point?

[Curunír]

The worst movie ever was "Red Alert", I found. A horrible picture full of cliché's. :mad:

[zavron]

The Harry Potter and philosaphers stone film was allright if you look at it as if there wasn't a book out. They Ditched Peeves the Poltergeist!! THAT MAKES ME ANGRY!!!!

[Ërendil]

I didn't like Harry Potter and the Philosophers stone and I didn't like Signs, but I don't think that they are the worse movies ever made - I think that goes to Spice World. I had to be dragged to that because it was my younger sisters birthday :(

[Varda Oiolosseo]

I saw that I didn't like it but it was funny!
I can't believe u saw it though!!

I don't like the Grinch! There are a few others but i can't think of them now! They will come to me!

[Ërendil]

I liked the Grinch, I can't believe that you thought it was freaky.

[Varda Oiolosseo]

Freaky!! More like disturbing!!!!
It seriously scared me! All these little kids about 5 loved it and then there was me 10 years older than them looking petrified!
I'm not joking it really scared me!

[WiseWizard]

Are you talking about the animated Grinch or the Jim Carrey Grinch? Because Jim Carrey in any movie is enough to scare me. Sure he actually does make sme pretty good movies, but there's just somthing about him which creeps me out.

[Varda Oiolosseo]

The Jim Carrey one!!
Seriously though it is really scary!

[WiseWizard]

True. When he made that impossibly large grin I ran for the hills screaming and never looked back.

[Finrod Felagund]

Originally posted by afro-elf
there are too many to list

I thought FOTR ring was pretty bad

john Q

the princess bride




OK! FOTR WAS AWESOME! OK so it wasn't perfect to the book, but it was a good movie.

I personally thought John Q was a nice movie.

THE PRINCESS BRIDE IS ONE OF THE BEST MOVIES OF ALL TIME!








If you're looking for stupid movies that are still funny: Airplane and Airplane: The Sequel

[Finrod Felagund]

Originally posted by WiseWizard
Are you talking about the animated Grinch or the Jim Carrey Grinch? Because Jim Carrey in any movie is enough to scare me. Sure he actually does make sme pretty good movies, but there's just somthing about him which creeps me out.


I thought the animated Grinch was......is awesome. Boris Karloff does have a cool voice and made a perfect Narrator and Grinch.

[Sicirus]

Oh I hate the grinch movie. Or at least the new one. Mind you all the Jim carry movies save the Mask Sucked. Though I love the FOTR and John Q.

Happy Gilmore. And Chukkie are stupid movies. Especially Chukkie.

[Elf.Freak]

Grinch...eeeevil...and Flipper...*shudders*

[Adrian Baggins]

Originally posted by Khamûl
Some of the stuff they dig up on Mystery Science Theater 3000 is bad.

SOME OF IT. HAVE YOU BEEN TO THE BARROWDOWN SITE AND READ THE MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 DOES LOTR FOTR FAN FIC? THE HORROR(it is mean to make fun of the movie hince the horror but it is very funny)!!!!! MYSTERY SCIENCE 3000 THE MOVIE WAS ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY TERRIBLE. Worst witch was a cool movie about this witch named Mildred Hubble who gets nothing right at first but then she saves the school. It stars the girl who plaied Dorothy in Return to Oz which was pretty bad but the worst movies ever would have to be Stephen King's IT, Highlander(all of them the tv show wasn't bad though), and ALL Ace Ventura Pet Detective movies.

[Sicirus]

This may scare classic movie lovers but I really really really ...ect did not like the movie...
WIZARD OF OZ
It just doesen't go with my fancy of a good movie.
(Please don't kill me)

[Hasty Ent]

You know what, Sicirus? I don't care much for the Wizard of Oz, either. But then I hate musicals. In fact, I'll deflect any attacks you might receive by really opening myself up for one: I have always truly hated It's a Wonderful Life. Frank Capra is one vile propagandist, imho.:D

[Aeryn]

Originally posted by WiseWizard
True. When he made that impossibly large grin I ran for the hills screaming and never looked back.


Does anyone ever LISTEN to interviews?

It was a CG SMILE!

*imbecile*

*skakes it off*

Worst movie...everyone WILL hate me for this but for my standards TTT

It made me sad, they flipped it from a drama to a comedy, *HELLO, THE SMEAGOL AND GOLLUM SCENE* *looks from left camara to right camara to left camara*

But a terrible terrible terrible film that left me feeling devoid and empty and completely shocked by the stupidity of some human beings ...Jackass.

[Sicirus]

THE LADY"S MAN MOVIE SUCKED.

[gimli-son-of-gloin13]

Spirit- (my friend and i were bored ok but it turned out kinda fun, we almost made the little girl behind us cry! we were making fun of the movie and hoping the stupid horse would die)

The sound of music ( + any other old musical)

lady hawk

labrynth

(any old disney movies((except for the classics)))

and i cant think of anymore

[Celebréiel]

I really hated Ghosts of Mars! Ugh ow it hurts just thinking about it. A.I......oh...the....pain!! I feel sick.
~ Celebréiel

[Fatty Lumpkin]

-ghosts of mars is quite near the top of my list. it was just so... dumb.
-hearts in atlantis. even anthony hopkins could not save this one.
-the banger sisters. yikes.
-(i'm going to die for this) mulholland drive. really, what was the point of that one? i tried to like it, i even watched it several times.
-minority report. i wanted to like it, there some neat ideas there, but it just wasn't interesting.
-the sum of all fears. awful.
-leonard, part 6. whoever made this should be brought to trial at the hague.
-the omega code. i used to like michael york, then i saw this.
-any film featuring patrick swayze. except donnie darko. that is one of my favorites.
-the lawnmower man films.
-the police academy films. they aren't even stupid-funny, they're just horrible.

[WiseWizard]

Agreed on Minority report. i can see why some people would like it (reviewers), but it simply seemed to me like a waste of time.
Sum of All Fears also was pointless. It tries to make some kind of moral point about nuclear weapons and isn't able to pull it off. besides, Ben Affleck just can't act no matter how hard he tries.
And just in case i haven't mentioned this before, the modern-day version of Romeo and Juliet (with that piece of crap actor Leo Dicaprio) was horrible. Some of the visions put forward were good, but the acting was pretty much horrible all around.

[Guardian_of_the_Forest]

Battlefield Earth. real snoozer. Disney Channel "original" movies are horrible too.

[Legolas_Frodo_Aragorn]

mr. wrong and galaxy quest were HORRIBLE

[Rûdhaglarien]

Darkness Falls. I was dragged to it Saturday and it wasn't even a weencie bit scury. Not a bit.

[Legolas_Frodo_Aragorn]

are you kidding???That movie was SOOOO scary *shivers and is glad that i lost all of my teeth*

[WiseWizard]

I just watched the first ten minutes of what has to be one of the oddest if not worst films I've ever even begun to watch. It's called Prospero's Books, and pretty much it's a really messed up version of the Shakespeare play The Tempest. I think the writer must have been on acid when he wrote the screenplay. From what I saw, it was a bunch of "aritstic" images and a lot of very ugly nude people enacting the characters. I'm probably scarred for life just by seeing even the first ten minutes of it.

[Rûdhaglarien]

Originally posted by Legolas_Frodo_Aragorn
are you kidding???That movie was SOOOO scary *shivers and is glad that i lost all of my teeth*

There was a ten-year-old girl in the theatre who wasn't even phased. I thought that it was stupid. But... it is nice to know that there's someone out there who is scared more easily than I am. :D

[Hasty Ent]

Originally posted by WiseWizard
I just watched the first ten minutes of what has to be one of the oddest if not worst films I've ever even begun to watch. It's called Prospero's Books, and pretty much it's a really messed up version of the Shakespeare play The Tempest. I think the writer must have been on acid when he wrote the screenplay. From what I saw, it was a bunch of "aritstic" images and a lot of very ugly nude people enacting the characters. I'm probably scarred for life just by seeing even the first ten minutes of it.

I saw that movie years ago...I mean, I put it in the VCR and promptly fell asleep!:D One of the weirder adaptations I've come across...

[WiseWizard]

I don't think "weird" even comes close to describing Prospero's Books. I doubt there's even a word in any language that can truly encompass the pure...oddity of it all.

[Inderjit Sanghera]

Saving Private Ryan-Jingoistic crap.
The truth about demons-DON'T ASK
Pokemon-Haven't seen it, but looks like the worst film ever.
American Pyscho-Yawn fest.
XxX-Lack of decent storylien leads to sleep inducing crap.

[WiseWizard]

When I rented XxX I rented it for the sole purpose of making fun of Vin Diesel's (or however youspell it) extremely poor acting skills. So I watched it, and the worst part was, it was so bad that there simply wasn't anything to laugh at. It's so lacklustre that there's no material for storyline or for jokes.

[Fatty Lumpkin]

the broken hearts club. it's a film about gay men obviously written and acted by very straight men trying to be 'sensitive' and 'open-minded.' it has every cliche in the book, but it's serious. we turned it off when the characters started fawning over 'beaches.' on top of that, it has the most horrible acting and writing i've seen in a long time (and i'm even thinking about both of the new star wars films).

[Cirdan]

So, a bad movie in whch the charaters fawn over another bad movie?:rolleyes:

How about "Super Troopers"?

They aimed low and hit even lower. I thought it was for 10 year olds so I rented it for my son (he liked the commercial). It turns over to be rated R so it's juvenile but juveniles shouldn't see it.

[Baby-K]

Any movie featuring a "pop star" like Glitter (Mariah Carey), Cross Roads (Britney Spears) etc etc etc - how "in your face" do these cows wanna be?

[Coney]

They are making a movie of the kids animated show "The Magic Roundabout"...........I have my suspicions about this:mad:

The worst movie ever?

Any 1980's TV movie!......blech.

[Inderjit Sanghera]

Rambo 2 and 3-What Rambo see, he make BOOM!
Pretty Woman-Richard Gere falls in love with Julia Robert's ability to max out his credit card.
She's all that-This is all that same old teenie crap.
The Godfather part 3-An insult to the book and the movies. And to Al Pacino.
Fly Away Home- Belch.
Wild Wild West-good points-Salma Hayek's ass.
bad points-everything else.

[Millane]

modern-day version of Romeo and Juliet (with that piece of crap actor Leo Dicaprio) was horrible.
i thought some of that was alright... opportunity to make it more violence orrientated but i didnt mind it... Leonardo is a good actor he just has a bad reputation. i havent seen Gangs of NY yet (comes out in 2 days!!!:D ) but he looks awesome in it.
Cross Roads (Britney Spears)
AAAARRRGGHHHHHHH!!!!!! i got roped into seeing this with some bloody horny mates under false pretences of seeing something good, even if you went to have a look at britney there was nothing...

[Cirdan]

Britney Spears...:rolleyes:

Reminds me of the line from "Hard Days Night"...

"We like to turn the sound down and say rude things about her."

...or so I remember.

How about "Scooby Doo"? Hey Scooby, where's the plot?

[Cirdan]

Razzies (http://razzies.com/asp/content/XcNewsPlus.asp?cmd=view&articleid=110)

[samwise of the shire]

Billy Madison with *winces* Adam Sandler Dang I hate that guy. His humor isn't even FUNNY! I walked away from watching said movie brainwashed and I haven't gone near any of his movies since.
Crybaby with Johnny Depp. *whimpers* Dont like the plot. It was either trying to be serious and funny, or took it's self to seriously, or was putting amusing bits in with a stupid plot.
Spiderman...yes I say Spiderman. Almost all of the characters were shallow. The chick (Mary Jane?) made all females look bad, and Harry was about as good at acting as...oh a block of wood. It was alright though with the special effects.
The Ralph Bakshi LOTR~ Dont get me started. The Beatles, the big 70's hair on the wizards, the horned helmets...Ewww :P :eek:
But the topper...never watch it if you value your mental health you WILL NOT WATCH this movie...Dragonheart: A New Beginning. It's the sequal to Dragonheart which was ok...even though the protagonists were a dishonest knight and a dragon, but this one doesn't even bear being mentioned. For some reason they put eastern martial arts in with the western form of fighting and it just didn't work, not only that but you dont even care for the characters. I HATE that kind of movie.
Well that's my 2 cents worth,
Cheers,
Sam

[The Lady of the Wood]

dude wheres my car?also i hate kelly ripa(just thought id throw that in there)



All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost,
The old that are strong do not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring!
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be King!




Òevil will always triumph, because good is dumb.Ó

-darth helmet



donÕt count on me to let you know when.donÕt count on me, ill do it again. dont count on me, the point youre missing, donÕt count on me, cause im not listening.

Òyou insult me with your presenceÓ

Òthe phantom of the opera is there, inside your mind.Ó

[Epona of Rohan]

Used to work at a movie rental... saw the same junk over and over. Anything that's been done before should not be done again. Its quite simple.

-Any horror movie sequel. In particular, Blair Witch 2. Ugh.

-Fraternity comedies. Aaaaaaaaaah! All the same!!! Worst one ever: Sorority Boys.

-Sci fi movies that don't do their research. My pet peeve is cloning. Not ONE movie has gotten cloning right so far. Its all "instant xerox copy of the person".

-Gotta say it. Pretentious artsy movies. American Beauty is my most hated movie, followed by Monsters Ball.

[Baby-K]

Cool as Ice starring the very untalented Vanilla Ice & any movie starring Chevvy Chase

[Varda Oiolosseo]

Still got to be The Grinch!
aarrrgghhh! It freaked me out soooooo much!

Oh and I didn't like Get Over It. That was pants too never seen anything so boring!

[Cirdan]

Pants?

[Varda Oiolosseo]

Me?
I use pants as another word for rubbish or crap or something that i don't like.
If you follow me?