Monty Python's Holy Grail meets LOTR

[afro-elf]

I say Tim would be Gandalf

Arthur = Aragorn

Lancelot= Boromir

[Garina]

lolololol!

ummm
Robin as Grima?
Camelot = Rivendell
Galahad - Frodo

[Christiana]

Sauron-killer bunny:D ;)

[Garina]

lol Christiana!
Saruman - French Knight
Treebeard - Knight of Ni!

[The Ringbearer]

I just saw that movie for the first time a day or two ago!

Whatever-it-was-that-chased-them could be Shelob.

The Black Knight =The Witch-king

The Knights Who Say Ni=the Ringwraiths? (my sister's idea)

Tim could be Sauruman.

The strange prince in the tower=Merry or Pippin?

Lancelot would HAVE to be Gimli.(could they be related?)

[samwise of the shire]

YIKES!!! Sam as Patsy! Um Merry and Pippin as those two guys that talk about the coconuts and sparrows. Frodo as as as as as as...ARTHUR! Yeah! Lets see Legolas as Robin. No wait Gimli as Robin....Gandalf as that really wise knight Sir Percival I do believe...Aragorn as Lancelot...Boromir as Galahad...Legolas as Dennis. Of course we would have to have the Castle of the Maidens...Cirith Ungol....Shelob as the black beast of AUGGGGHHH. The holy hand granade as Narsil/Anduril....the Frenchmen as GOLLUM!!! And Saruman would be Tim...Sauron would be the bunny...and The Knights who Say NI would be the nazgul/ents rolled into one. The Balck knight would be the Barrowight and I think Camelot woud be the HOuse Of Tom Bombadil.
Sam

[BeardofPants]

Dammit. :mad:

Why are you 'merikans so obssessed with the movies?! Anyone seen the skits?

Sauron = A Gumbie.
The Ringwraiths = The Spanish Inqusition.

Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!

That's 2 things... no 3 THREE things.... :D

[Elfhelm]

Your mother is a warg and your father smell of athelas!

[Rosie-Lass]

Lol!
I'm going to have to tell GG, she's totally obsessed with Monty Python!

Don't you oppress me!
I'm not oppressing you Stan but you can't have babies because..

Well you know the rest!

[Claenoic]

Using the link in my sig, you go to a hilarious story. Quite a few "Holy Grail" quotes were used. Here are a few. Enjoy!

Boromir: FRODO! Curse you creepy half-thingies! A plague on both your houses! My doom will rain upon your filthy doomed head! Your mother was a HAMPSTER and your father smelt of ELDERBERRIES! The ring should have been MINE! *falls down himself, and goes though major personality switch* Frodo…..? Sniffle….Frodo? Come back? Pwease? I’m the wimp of the world….sniff...sob…..don’t leeeave me…..

Gandalf: None shall pass!
Balrong: What?
Gandalf: None...shall...pass!
Balrog: But I must get across this bridge to destroy the fellowship.
Gandalf: Then….you shall die! Kii-ya! *twirls staff menacingly*
Balrog: Erm, don’t think so. *swishes flaming-sword thing and whacks Gandalf’s staff arm off*
Balrog: There, I have defeated you. Now I will cross this bridge.
Gandalf: No you won’t! I can still fight!
Balrog: Are you mad? Your arm is off!
Gandalf: *looks down* No it isn’t. Tis only a flesh wound!

All Orcs peer over hill. They see a small figure appearing over it and charging towards them.
Orcs: *blink, squint*
Figure charges same distance.
Orcs: *squint, puzzle*
Figure charges same distance.
Orcs: *puzzle, blink, squint*
Boromir: *suddenly appears right in front of the Orcs* NWA HAHA!!!!!! *stabs a whole lot of them*

Hehehe. Sorry for taking up so much room.

[Christiana]

Thats ok:D

[Aragorn_iz_cool]

I haven't seen that Movie, but in the ledgend of king auther Souron should be Morgan Le fay, Frodo should be auther ect

[Wulažg]

Of course the Phial could be the Hoy Hand Grenade of Antioch!!
Castle Anthrax could be... ummm... I don't know...LothLorien? Gimli does get entranced...and Zoot is a blonde...I don't think Galadriel would be that bad though:eek:

[Catreena Dragonsword]

let's see
Frodo: Arthur
Sam: Patsy (real no-brainer when you think about it :))
Rivendell: The Castle Anthrax (think about how much everyonewanted to go back)
Aragorn: Sir Galahad
Arwen: Zoot (not that she was THAT bad, but more like she was a temptation)

Well that's all I can think of now. I be back with MORE IDEAS:eek: :) !

[Jador]

Gandalf"What is your favorite colour"
Saruman"Pink,..Ohh I mean BeiGE.. AAAHHH!!!"

[Dwarven Sen]

Brave Sir Robin= Frodo
Hehehehehe............

Ahhhhhhhhhh the balrog bunny is upon us Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

The elves are the knights who say ni because of their love of green things (trees/ shrubbereis its all the same to me)

What is your Quest? Dont even go there...........

[Jador]

People outside of Godolin(at Aragorn's crowning)
1"Who made him king anyway,I mean we never voted for him!"
2"Just becuase some watery Elvish lord lobs a sceptre at him it's hardly a fair basis for a system of government"
3"So just because of some farsicle fiery cerimony he thinks he's King"
4"Look I'm being oppressed!!!"

"On second thoughts lets not stop in Lorien..Tis such a silly place"

Q : What is the air speed velocity of an unladen Eagle?
:confused:

[Garina]

lolol Jador!!!!

Is that a Rohirrim or a Gondorian eagle??

[Jador]

Originally posted by Garina
lolol Jador!!!!

Is that a Rohirrim or a Gondorian eagle??
Errmm..A..Oh.........(Big thundery noise and flash) AAAHHHHHH!!!!!:D