Quest for wine

[Garina]

Ok, there is a similar thread in the General Messages forum, but we decided that the quest belonged in the RPG forum, and general weirdness could stay where it is.

As I am a lowly crew member, I await the posts of Captain Eruviel, First mate Elfmaster XK, Bard Arathorn, Spiritual Guide Anduril, or anyone else that wants to post!

I would have waited for someone else to start this, but I am bored! :)

[Garina]

So far, I think we have sailed to India and are awaiting instructions as to the location of the wine.

*goes to find dwaaarrrrrvish ale*

[Wulažg]

Hey, you forgot me! Look back to page 8 or 9 in the original general messages thread. Hmmph. I think I'm half elf half orc. Ah well. We have to figure out WHERE to go for teh wine.


We have traveled hard, questing for our wine. We embarked for India but soon were overtaken by rabid potential crew members such as myself. We were then overtaken by silliness and a Trolkienite ship. I, Wulaug, was launched by Tano's catapult to the other ship. I fought valiantly but Anduril saved me anyway. He also found a Sceptre of something, only he is sure. We then were attacked by a giant squid but Arathorn sacrificed himself and swam all the way to land to watch Episode 2: Attack of the Clones. The squid followed. After much silliness, we all decided that his was the wise choice and proceeded to land and watch AotC for two weeks straight. We emerged and went to India with no further troubles, but our commanding officers have abandoned us and have not told us where the wine is!! What are we to do but wait for EXK or Anduril or EG or Arathorn?


Alas!!

at least BoP hasn't found me yet... my toes are rather sensitive...

[Garina]

I apologise. How stupid of me!!! She threatened to eat your toes too!

[Elfmaster XK]

E XK - Anduril! Anduril! I call thee! Where shall we go in search of wine? Perhaps the brewery? Or is that too plain and stupid of me. Direct us oh spiritual (...) guide!

BoP - Couldn't you just say 'which way?'

E XK - *glares* Bite me! *BoP gets funny glaze in eyes* UH-OH!!!

[BeardofPants]

Originally posted by Wulažg
at least BoP hasn't found me yet... my toes are rather sensitive...

Sensitive, you say? Bring 'em on! Phroar baby, hubba hubba. :rolleyes:

Shut up and gimme your toes. Or your pants, it's your choice. ;)

E XK - *glares* Bite me! *BoP gets funny glaze in eyes* UH-OH!!!

You know my ears start tingling when you say that.

*CHOMP!*

[Garina]

Can't I just temporarily pacify you with peanut M&Ms?

:D

Where is the captain???

[Earniel]

Eärniel, constantly forgotten crewwoman, official ship's sulker and obligatory sea elf reports for duty :D

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

The Captain is here!!! :D

And we are in India, or at least anchored near India. . .

Glad you're here, Sea Elf Earniel! :)

And while we await the other needed crew members, I say we drink some. . .

Dwaaaaaaaaaarvish ale!!! and cider and rum and wine and vodka. :)

[Garina]

hehehehehehehehehehehehhehe:D

I like dwaaaaarrrrrrrrrrvish ale!!!!!!!

*Passes round cheesecake*

*mutters under breath*Stupid 90 second rule! Hates it forever, we does!

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Yay, cheesecake! :D

Elfmaster, where should we look for the wine, once the others arrive?

Stupid 90 second rule. . .:mad:

[Andúril]

Never fear, Anduril is here.:rolleyes:

Now, as the spiritual guide, it is mine duty to answer such questions as are put forth to me. Such a question would be:Where shall we go in search of wine?The answer is simple. It has to do with cause and effect. Anyway, the answer is..............40km north of our current location. That pretty much sums it up. Another question might be:Perhaps the brewery?The answer is no. Not the brewery. That's way too simple, okay? Not the brewery.

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Then we sail north! After some cheesecake and wine, of course :D

[BeardofPants]

And feather flinging toe sucking finger licking fun. :rolleyes:

Where's my spoon? Who's nicked my special spoon of glorious spoonism? :rolleyes:

[Garina]

Onwards, ever onwards, we sail in search of wine.

Mmmmmmmmm cheesecake!:D

There is a strange chill in the atmosphere, Captain. I think trouble's ahead.
(How melodramatic can I get?:D)

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

(ooh, melodrama! :D)

I see trouble ahead! It's some sea monster or something. . .maybe if we threw pillows at it and fed it cheesecake and wine, it would leave us alone! :rolleyes: :)

[Garina]

Somehow I doubt it!:)

Where did Tano's catapult go?
Maybe BoP could threaten to eat it's toes and it would run away.

Ok, I'm reaching!

Maybe you should put the crew on full alert, Captain Eruviel!

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

All hands on deck! There's trouble ahead!

*looks at the 'trouble' through a spyglass*

Oh, it's another giant squid. How boring. How passe. Well, maybe we'll get calamari this time! :)

[Garina]

How are we going to deal with the giant squid, oh Captain?

:p :D

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

*diabolical grin*

Why, with the catapult, of course! :D

And then we're going to use the catapult on the 90 second rule. . .

[Garina]

Yey! Down with the 90 second rule!!!!!!!!:D
*Waits 90 seconds to be able to post*

mumble mumble stupid rule!

Where did Tano put the catapult?

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Tano? *shouts* Tano! We need you! And the catapult!

[BeardofPants]

Maybe BoP could threaten to eat it's toes and it would run away.


Don't be silly.

Giant squid don't have toes. What possibly made you think I could suck some giant squid toes?

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Well, how about giant squid tentacles? No? Didn't think so. . .

[Earniel]

Glad to be aboard Captain. *starts singing* To the sea! To the sea! The white gulls are calling! Oh wait...we ARE at sea! Oh well.... *takes another sip of Dwaaaaarvish ale* So typical, loosing a catapult... You should pay more attention to you stuff. Now think, where did you last put it?

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

It's Tano's catapult, not mine!

*sings sea shanties*
*drinks more wine*
Oh, here the catapult is! Now, someone else gets to operate it. . .:)

[Garina]

Ooh, ooh! Can I use the catapult? Please please please please?

:D

[Garina]

I will apolgise later if I'm not allowed!:D
*looks around*
Ok, what am I going to fire at the squid? Can someone give me an inventory of what we have onboard ship please?

[Garina]

After raiding the ships stores, I have found cram. Hopefully the dry texture of this substance will kill the squid!
*loads catapult and fires it*
*squid eats cram. Starts to grow even bigger!!!*

Garina: Oooops!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D

[Wulažg]

Launching me at things with Tano;s catapult seemed to work quite well last time...

Yarr!!

Avast the mainstay!

WheeeeEEEEEEEEEEE!!!(pause for breath) WheeeeEEE*thunk*

*in dizzy voice* I think I got it!!!

Owww!(voiced simultaneously by me and the squid)

[Garina]

*the squid bursts*

Garina: EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWw!

*throws life line for Wulazg*

[Andúril]

Anduril, in the background, grunts with a grunt of satisfaction, and returns below deck. Hahahaaaa, he thought to himself. He almost thought Nyahahaaa, but he didn't, 'cos that's messed up, okay. Putting the "Ny" in front. It's just wrong.

"How blind they are to the turth," he muttered to himself, in the room (the room is locked).

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Good job! Dangerous squid destroyed. :D You alright, Wulazg? *helps Garina pull him back on*

So, Anduril in the room (the room is locked), what is the truth, and would you kindly tell us so that we are no longer blind to it? :D

[Andúril]

All in due course, young one. The time is not yet right.

Besides yo, some of you are just waaaay too unstable, geez!

[Elfmaster XK]

*wakes up, emerges from below decks*

E XK- id i miss anything?

*all sigh and look at stupid drunk elf - with new, eviler avatar!!!yay!!!*

E Xk - what? i was sleeping off the whiskey i found in the hold.

Eruviel - THAT WAS MINE!

E XK - Uh oh...

Anduri - *laughs* i knew that would happen...

[Andúril]

Anduri - *laughs* i knew that would happen...I wouldn't have posted this if I were you......you see, I consumed the same amount (if not more) of liquor as you. And as you can see, I have no "morning breath". Unlike you. You seem to have the uncanny ability to suddenly fall over and slumber. Shame. I thought you might have been worthy.

[BeardofPants]

Nyahhaaaahhaaaa...

The whiskey is mine. Single Malt. Now dammit, where did I leave my oracle...?

[Andúril]

*Garina thinking to herself: Hmmmmm.....Anduril looks alarmingly like the pope. With the white robe, and funny pointy soft helmet, and a gigantic crucifix, and a - I don't believe it - a bible in the one hand, and a piece of charcoal in the other......wait, what is he doing I wonder.......hmmmmm.......he seems to be.......*

*E XK interjects: ......Oh mine Got! He has scribbled crosses all over the entire room (the room is locked)! There is hardly any sign of the luminous white wallpaper that previously adorned the room (the room is locked). What do you make of this, BoP?*

[Elfmaster XK]

Originally posted by Anduril
I wouldn't have posted this if I were you......you see, I consumed the same amount (if not more) of liquor as you. And as you can see, I have no "morning breath". Unlike you. You seem to have the uncanny ability to suddenly fall over and slumber. Shame. I thought you might have been worthy.

I am worthy, if you want a fight then so be it...jedi. Where shall we stage such a contest? Anyway, i am the alcoholic elf, it wouldn't make sense for me to lose.

(how do i know what is in the room? (the room is locked) and how does BoP? (the room is still lokced.)

EXK - before BoP answers, the scribble is BLACK! BBBBLLLLAAACCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *SHUDDERS* Mmmm black symmetry...okay im done.

[Andúril]

how do i know what is in the room? (the room is locked) and how does BoP? (the room is still lokced.) Your insolence does not surprise me. Twice, in fact.

1) You know what is in the room because you can see through the hole.

2) Never, I repeat never, insert (the room is locked) after word that equals not "room" ("the room is locked").

[BeardofPants]

A Pope you say? I've always wanted to seduce a pope. In fact, my world domination plans demand it.



Evil Plan (tm). (http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php )

...To begin your plan, you must first seduce a pope. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, terrified by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Oh, Anduril....? :p

[Elfmaster XK]

Have you not yet realise, oh divine oracle, that my secondary objective here is to irritate you? Or be insolent to you, for i am first mate on this ship and you cannot do anything about it.

However, i shall bown to thine knowledge if you tell us where the wine is. :)

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

[Wulažg]

*still sputtering water and squid juice*

EEWWWW!! I can't believe I volunteered for this!! WOOHOOO!!! And to think that people would pay for that kind of tratment...suckers!

I'd have an evil plan but it involves being nice so it doesn't count...which is why I'm weird(oops sorry wrong thread...as if it matters...)

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

My evil plans include causing the Apocolypse, but anyway. . .:D

Good job, Wulazg, I might have to give you a medal for being in close proximity to an exploding squid. Onward, then, Pirates! We go to find the wine! :)

[Garina]

Captain Eruviel!!!
We have a serious problem! Our supplies are running low. We have eaten all the lembas, and we have nothing left to drink.

*panics*

We're doomed, doomed!

*calms down*

What shall we do? :)

[BeardofPants]

Eat Garina! Come here, my precioussss...

This won't hurt a bit... }: )=

[Garina]

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!:eek:

Please don't eat me, I don't taste very nice!!!

I was actually hinting that we should forage for food.

Or maybe we should just eat the mad sheep that is terrorizing the crew...:rolleyes: :)

[Earniel]

As long as we have chocolate there's hope.....

Hey BoP I thought you were a veggie-sheep.;)

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

She's a vegetarian cannibal ;)

Well, thank you for pointing that out, Garina. We should look for food. Oh, will you look at that, a grocery store, just on shore! We anchor here and row ashore and get some supplies! *gasp* we're even running out of chocolate! The horror! :D

[Earniel]

Out of chocolate?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *jumps into rowboat* permission to row ashore and get new chocolate supplies, Captain! And possibly other supplies as well...

[Wulažg]

I don't think you EVER need permission from the captain to bring on more chocolate. As if I care... I still have the cheesecake I swiped...:p

[Garina]

Give me that back, you thief!!!!!!!!!!!:D

Come on Eärniel, let's go and appropriate some supplies!

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Wait for me!!! I'm coming too, so I know we're getting the right stuff. Now, E XK, you're in charge while I'm gone. . .We'll be back soon, and with chocolate!!! Wulazg, kindly put back the cheesecake, will you? :D

[Earniel]

Hoi, hoi, hoi! Chocolate here I come! You can't hide and you can't run and you'll make a delicous snack! *continues to daydream of chocolate while rowing to shore*

[Wulažg]

What cheesecake? I don't know what you are talking about...

You can't prove anything! That was in the other therad! HA!!



I will beseech the spirits to rain chocolate from the skies. I hope it works...;)

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

I rather doubt the spirits will do that, Wulazg ;)

So, we row ashore, and go in to the grocery store. . .eek! What is this? It's not a grocery store, it's a trap! Get back, before we are captured! I know, this was set up by the anti-Tolkienites! Back to the boats, quick!

[Earniel]

No! Must...stay...need...chocolate!!! Oh the hard choice is killing me! Should I stay and have chocolate or should I run to save my butt and be chocolateless? Can't decide!!! NOOOOO!!!

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

There isn't any chocolate!!! Go! Run! Quick, in to the boats!

*grabs Earniel's wrist and drags her back to the boat*
Hurry!

[Earniel]

But...chocolate!!! *goes in heavy withdrawal and has to be carried the whole way back to the boat*

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

*carries Earniel back to the boat and gives her the last bar of chocolate from Eruviel's private stores to revive her*

[Garina]

I have an idea! *Goes to another thread*

I just took a load of supplies from the Entmoot party! (Come on, they live near grocery stores!:D)

Down with anti-Tolkienintes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Earniel]

*revives by the smell and taste of devine chocolate* Thank you C'ptain, you've saved my life! :D

*helps Garina stock the new supplies*

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Anytime, Sea Elf :)

Ah, good job, Garina! Thank you, for now we have supplies! Ah, chocolate! :D

[Andúril]

According to BoP's link, mine........Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a pope. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?

Stage Two
Next, you must vaporize the Grand Canyon. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must demonstrate your great supernatural forces, bringing about an unending cacophony of screams. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.

[BeardofPants]

We can't both seduce the Pope! Oh hang on... we can. :eek:

[Andúril]

Well, I guess I could seduce myself, seeing as I am the resident InSaNe Pope.

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Wrong thread, wierdos :rolleyes: :)

[BeardofPants]

Hmmm. It does say seduce a Pope, not the Pope. ;)

I guess you'll suffice in lieu of a crusty old man.... :p

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Stop yer evil plans, you two! Anduril, who is in the room (the room is locked) shall now tell us where we ought to go from here, eh? For now is the time to tell! We must know where the wine is! And could you kindly tell us why we are blind to the truth?

[Andúril]

We must know where the wine is!You will find what you are looking for in the caves of the Koeknut mountains. Over there. See? Look where I'm pointing dammit! Nooo, over theeeeere. Argh!And could you kindly tell us why we are blind to the truth?Because mommy blindfolded you - how should I know! Wait. Anduril=Oracle Pope. Okaaaaay, so I do know the answer. Hmmmmm.......okay, because I have deceived you all into thinking I am not evil!! Nyahahaaaaaaaaaaa hee hee. On your way.

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Why thank you. I see them now. Onward, brave...pirates! :D

[Garina]

Koeknut Mountains ahoy!

(are we sailing over land!!!)

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Well, um. . .the ship just sprouted wings! :D

Flying is fun. . .:)

83, 84, 85, 86, 87, 88, 89. . .argh! :mad:

[Garina]

why oh why do the admins torture us like this

we can fly, we can fly, we can fly
*takes swig of miruvor, then passes bottle round*

:D

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

As we sail over the land, we sit around on deck drinking miruvor and eating chocolate and lembas :D

[Garina]

PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*starts singing Entmoot party*

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

*joins in singing Entmoot Party*
:D

[Earniel]

Chocolate!!! *starts reciting chocolate hymn*

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

All hail the chocolate, and the entmooter's party song! :D

[Wulažg]

I just hope nobody falls overboard...

[BeardofPants]

Was that a hint, my precioussss?

*Shoves Wulažg overboard*

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Throws a line (there are no ropes on this ship; only lines) to Wulazg, and gets the nicer members of the crew to help pull him back on board.

Now, BoP, what did I say about not murdering crew members? :D

[BeardofPants]

:( :mad:

Party Pooper.

*Shoves EG into the water*

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Mutineer! Mutineer!

String 'er up the yardarm! She shall--aw, okay, okay. BoP, kindly refrain from pushing the captain overboard from now on. Now scrub the deck! ye scoudrel! :D

[Andúril]

Anduril, the Oracle Pope Thumper, sits below deck, in the room (the room is locked).

He senses what now is happening above, and he smiles.

He he he.

Hehehehehehehe

Nya ha haaaaa!

<ahem>

*Continues scribbling crosses on ceiling*
*Wipes charcoal off face*
*Mutters under breath*

[Garina]

*hauls Captain Eruviel back onboard, and gives her some miruvor - for medicinal purposes only of course!*

:D:D:D

[BeardofPants]

Ooh, look who's boot licking...

*Shoves Garina overboard*

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Why thank you, Garina :D

*pulls Garina back on board and pushes BoP overboard*

[Garina]

Originally posted by BeardofPants
Ooh, look who's boot licking...

*Shoves Garina overboard*

The Captain has access to the stores of chocolate and alcohol. I would be stupid to let her drown.

:p

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Originally posted by Garina


The Captain has access to the stores of chocolate and alcohol. I would be stupid to let her drown.

:p

Oh, and I always thought we were friends! :p :D

[Garina]

Yep, there's that too!:p:D

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

whew, I thought for a minute you just wanted my chocolate and my wine! :p :D

[Garina]

Naah! I have my cheesecake!:D:D

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

*sigh* :D

And we sail onward, and look, what is that over there to the East? It looks big and...orange...and it's coming our way. . .

[Andúril]

The Giant Orange? It's the Giant Orange, innit?

Issin teet?

[Garina]

Ai! Ai! A giant orange has come!

:D

[Earniel]

Drat, I was hoping for a giant chocolate bar....

[Andúril]

The outer shell is.....dare I say it......erg...candy *spits* yugh
Just below that is a solid dome of chocolate.

[BeardofPants]

Ah, no fear. It's my giant pet orange that I thought I left in the room, the room that isn't locked.

Bad Mr. Smith! Get your orange butt back on the ship!

Anduril! Quit eating my pet orange! :mad:

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

How about tying up that orange so it doesn't attack us again, BoP? :D Not in the room (the room which is locked (the room is locked)), but. . .try next to the anchor. . .

[Andúril]

Silence woman!

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Originally posted by Anduril
Silence woman!

Who exactly, pray tell, are you addressing?

[BeardofPants]

Originally posted by Anduril
Silence woman!

*emits a low growling deep within her throat*

Anduril, YOU WILL desist from eating my pet Giant Jaffa Orange Type Thing, or suffer the wrath of mine temper tantrums!!! :mad: :rolleyes:

Eat me instead! Leave the poor defenseless Giant Orange out of it.... :eek:

[Andúril]

Eat me instead!Huzzah!

I was addressing BoP btw. Shame, EG. You think the world revolves around you.

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

I thought that was the case, but I just wanted to make sure. . .I am the Captain, after all! :D

[Garina]

Are we nearly there yet?:D

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

*sigh* :D


Ask the thing in the room (the room is locked) Only he knows where the wine is. Sadly enough.

Well, we would get there sooner if it weren't for the 90 second rule. . .

[BeardofPants]

I am vegetarian.

(Why is "vegetarian" and "of" in some of the old threads in red?

It's a conspiracy! :eek:

[Elfmaster XK]

It is a conspiricy yes! DOWN WITH CONSPIRICY!

**runs out on deck**

We are the knights who saaaaaaaaay…..NI! NI! **sees weird looks**…oh, sorry. Anyway, whilst you were umm…busy, I have been formulating my evil plans! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

Secondly…psst, Garina, it’s ‘AI! AI! A giant orange IS come!’ (not has come. Legolas was not good with the English)


So, anyway, I have also been calculating that the alcohol we have left will only last us a week. That was until Garina came along and brought more on board so my calculations were all wrong! GAH! But I have a surprise for you all…you can only have it if you come closer and follow me…:D

On another note…I found a map! A map!

[later edit] How fitting that i have an evil plan on my post 666!!!!!!!!!

[Earniel]

Originally posted by Elfmaster XK
It is a conspiricy yes! DOWN WITH CONSPIRICY!

No, no no! Conspiracy is a good thing. It suits us. See? cons-piracy (oooh a pun! :D)

[Andúril]

Follow the signs. They say:

x kilometers/miles to wine

or:

Follow arrow to wine

It's easy, see? I've been doing that the whole time...

[Elfmaster XK]

Originally posted by Anduril
Follow the signs. They say:

x kilometers/miles to wine

or:

Follow arrow to wine

It's easy, see? I've been doing that the whole time...

Pah! I've found a map! We don't need you no more!:D To read the signs that is.

[Wulažg]

You mean the map is in English? Shouldn't it be in Indian, or even better Quenya? or in the Angerthas at the very least?

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

The map is in Quenya, written in the Tengwar. Can anyone read it? Anduril who is in the room (the room is locked) just wants us to think that it's in English. But it isn't.

I think we need not worry about running out of alchohol, because we will reach the wine soon, and thus we can restock!:D

[Elfmaster XK]

Anduril - are the signs like the one on my avatar! heh he heh!

:D

English? What is this? ...oh dear, i had an exam in it today, if only it was an elvish exam *sigh*

[Garina]

I can't read Quenya. Which way should we be going?

[Earniel]

*looks over Elfmaster's shoulder to map* how about we follow that red line that ends near that drawing of a wine bottle?

[Andúril]

Anduril - are the signs like the one on my avatar! heh he heh!No. You have issues.

[Garina]

Originally posted by Eärniel
*looks over Elfmaster's shoulder to map* how about we follow that red line that ends near that drawing of a wine bottle?

Good idea!!!:D

[BeardofPants]

I don't suppose that map has directions to my pants, I seem to have waylaid them somewhere. I have a vague memory of someone pinching them when I was asleep in the galley.... :eek:

[Garina]

It wasn't me! Honest!

[Earniel]

Ask Anduril. He's in the room. The room is locked.

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Yes, perhaps you should indeed look in the room (the room is locked) where Anduril is. (The room is very, very locked)

As for the map, according to the little I know of Quenya, and this handy red arrow pointing to the wine, we should be turning a bit the east. . .

[BeardofPants]

That's west, captain! West. Sheesh.

*Fashions some pants out of trusty cardboard box*

I'm going off to hunt for my pants!

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Well, I'm just learning Quenya. . .:rolleyes:

Okay, then Westward we sail! :D

[Earniel]

*looks a bit doubtfull* But I wasn't planning on going into the West before the end of the era....

[Elfmaster XK]

Originally posted by Anduril
No. You have issues.

I know. I am sorry

I don't suppose that map has directions to my pants, I seem to have waylaid them somewhere. I have a vague memory of someone pinching them when I was asleep in the galley....
Are you sure you didn't pinch your own pants instead of someone elses!?

I have a compass to help with west and east...and upside down...:rolleyes:

[Earniel]

So this is becoming the quest for wine AND for BoP's pants.

I thought you would have enough pants already BoP. Since you occasionally steal one from one or another hapless mooter. :rolleyes:

[BeardofPants]

I've got YOURS around here somewhere... but they don't fit. :p

[Earniel]

EEK!! IEP!!!:eek: :eek: Can't be! Thief! Thief!! You thief of pants!!! It wassss oursssss my pantsssss we wantsssss it back!! *tears pants from BoP's grasp*

[Wulažg]

luckily noone wants to steal a kilt:eek: :eek:

[BeardofPants]

You mean THIS one?

Saaaay, are you wearing underpants today? *Evil glint*

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

BoP, you're wrong. It says East. The line points to the east. To the east we sail. :p

Oh, and I found your pants...they were indeed in the room. (The room which is locked)

[Andúril]

You mean this Pope/Oracle robe that I'm wearing is not a Pope/Oracle robe?? Hot damn!

Okay, BoP, you may have your pants back. But that means I'm going to have to go shirtless.

ps BoP, are YOU wearing any underwear???

[BeardofPants]

Originally posted by Anduril
ps BoP, are YOU wearing any underwear???

I wearing someone's boxers... they have Animal on them. :p

And no... that robe thing is not my beloved pants. :(

[Wulažg]

Come on people! Does it say r—men or nœmen? It's that simple! Don't make me come over there...

oh, and i wasn't wearing a kilt BoP, I think you must have swiped someone elses...:eek: :eek:

it shouldn't be too hard to figure out who though:eek:

[BeardofPants]

Hmmm. How perplexing. It's got "Wulažg" on the name tag...

Ah well. I have your pants, your shirt, your underpants... :p

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

:rolleyes:


BoP, one of your ship is my cabin eating the charts. Could you kindly remove it?

[Earniel]

Wow, do you have ships in your cabin C'ptain? Those little ones in glass bottles? :p And it's eating the charts..... What!?! The charts?! :eek: :eek: :eek: We'll never get to the wine without them!!!!

[Garina]

What!!! The charts have been eaten! We're doomed, doomed! We shall never find the wine and, and and...:eek:
*Eruviel hits Garina*

HEY, wrong thread! If you're going to hit me, at least do it in the right thread!:p

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Originally posted by Eärniel
Wow, do you have ships in your cabin C'ptain? Those little ones in glass bottles? :p And it's eating the charts..... What!?! The charts?! :eek: :eek: :eek: We'll never get to the wine without them!!!!

Because they're pretty! :) *drags the sheep out of the cabin* Now we can find the wine. The charts are safe. BoP, keep your sheep out of my cabin! :D

I wouldn't hit you in the correct thread, let alone this one :)
But you might want to stop panicking; we'll find the wine! :D

[Wulažg]

Does anybody now any elvish drinking songs?

They might come in handy.

Oh yeah.... are we going west or east?

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Originally posted by Wulažg
Does anybody now any elvish drinking songs?

They might come in handy.

Oh yeah.... are we going west or east?

I know some Irish and Scottish drinking songs, if that helps!

East. We sail East.

[Garina]

Are there any drinking songs in the mangler's thread? Maybe I should write some!:D

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Originally posted by Garina
Are there any drinking songs in the mangler's thread? Maybe I should write some!:D

Not that I know of. . .do write some! :D

*sings Entmooter's Party*

[Garina]

To the east!

Look at all the pretty colours! It's so pretty. :D

[Earniel]

Pretty colours?

*looks around her in distress* It's not going pink and purple again is it?

*changes course to the east since no one else seem to bother* Well the world is round after all, we should get to the east any how.:rolleyes: ;)

[BeardofPants]

Originally posted by Eärniel
Well the world is round after all, we should get to the east any how.:rolleyes: ;)

It is?! :eek:

[Garina]

No, the pretty colours are blue and green. Where is our captain? Or our spiritual guide? We need direction!:D

[Wulažg]

Remember BoP? After Numenor fell the earth was made round so such a thing could not be repated?

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

The Captain is back! Just took a short trip to the sea. . .wait, I was already there, with my pirate ship...ah, I'm confusing myself :)

*we sail toward the east, and to the north. We end up near Calcutta.*

Anduril, is this where the wine is?

[Earniel]

*checks atlas* Calcutta, calcutta, drat....

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

ooc: This quest seems to have failed, so far...*gasp!* Well, nobody's been posting much lately...nyeh! Anyway. . .

So, what's wrong with Calcutta, eh? The wine should be near here, according to the map.

Eeek! It's a sheep!

[Garina]

Yeah, we do seem to have abandoned the quest. Shame on us!:D

Ok, our guide isn't around, so I am gonna explore. Anyone coming?

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

I'll come!
But I ought to stay with the ship, 'cause I'm the Captain.
But I want to explore!
But I have to be responsible.
*drinks some miruvor*
Wait for me, Garina! E XK, once again, you are in charge of the ship!
*runs off to explore island with Garina*

[Earniel]

*puts down atlas* I can't find calcutta, maybe I shouldn't have checked the Middle-earth atlas though....

*sees Eruviel and Garina leaving* Wait for me! *runs after them*

[Elfmaster XK]

XK - ahhh, peace on the ship at last... *BANG!* OH CRA P! *Looks round. Sees nothing* Eh... i'll just go and get me whiskey then...

[Garina]

Did anyone remember to bring supplies? *Searches through pockets* Ok, I have some cheesecake, lembas, chocolate, and bananas. Oh, and some magic pixie juice, but if we actually want to find the wine, we'd better leave that for the moment!!!:D

[Sicirus]

*a barrel falls*
*the lid slowly opens*

*a tired cramped wolf climbs slowly out of barrel.*
Can I join?
Or should I just jump overboard?

The last wine trip was shut down.
*wimpers*
But this one sounds like fun.
Please let me stay. *Puts head on EG's lap and gives cute pethetic wolf pup eyes.*

[Garina]

I am no proof against puppy eyes. Wanna come explore? :D

[Sicirus]

YAY YES YES

Tanks:D

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Then let's set off!


Look, an old, abandoned stone building...looks kinda scary...let's explore!!! :D

[Earniel]

Ook, puppy eyes... can't resist.....

We'll need a flash light.... does any one have one? Or do we bravely face the eternal dark? In that case, it's only fair the captain should go first. Her being the captain and all so she really should have the honour of entering first. :rolleyes: ;)

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

No, I really think the 2nd mate should have the honor. Go on, here's my maglite. The batteries were blessed by the goddess of ice and flashlight batteries herself :D

[Earniel]

Am I the second mate? Really I think this is too much honour for me... I would hate to rob our dear captain of a first contact with whatever dwells in that dark building. :rolleyes:

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Of course you're the 2nd mate, sea elf! And you will have the honor :D

[Earniel]

*swallows hard* Is that an order C'ptain?

[Sicirus]

I brought alittle bit of supplies.
*noses into fur bag*
Here we go!
lattern
food(chocolate filled with creamy wine filling)
blankets
waterbottles
camera(for the sites)
glasses for wine.:D
So what can I do on the ship?

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Originally posted by Eärniel
*swallows hard* Is that an order C'ptain?

*grins* Yep!
But don't worry, Garina and Sicirus and I will be right behind you.

[Earniel]

And that should make me feel better? *swallows again* It's probably this or being keelhauled.... *takes maglite and walks into dark building, after a few paces* Hey, this isn't so baIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEHHHH!!! *falls into hole in the ground*

Is this the end of Eärniel? Where will she end up? Will the others rescue her? Or should I shut up now? :rolleyes: :p

[Sicirus]

Hears loud screaming ahead.
Uh oh. We better go get Earniel before she ends up in a troll hole or worse.

*Grabs elven rope from fur bag and makes loup in the rope*
*throws the rope down the hole*
CatchEarniel!
*waits hopefully*

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

*is very happy to see that Earniel grabs hold of rope*
We bring her back up.
"sorry, Earniel"
*looks very sad and worried*
Have some chocolate. . .

[Earniel]

Sorry? All you say is sorry? Why you little.... oooh chocolate! *munches away chocolate* What was I saying again? Probably nothing important... We better be careful on our explorations, those holes are nasty. Who knows what lurks beneath....

[Sicirus]

*looks down and sees something move*
*yelps*
I think we don't want to find out.
*runs to the side of Earniel hoping for some chocolate*:D