afro-elf
05-18-2002, 05:44 AM
I hope the filters will catch the bad words IF they don't give me a moment to edit them myself
The TOP 14 Best Lines Samuel L. Jackson has in Star Wars: Episode 1.
14. You can stick your well-laid Death Star plans up your well-laid ass.
13. You must go to Dagobah, where you will be taught by Yoda, the sly, sweet mother****er who taught me this ****.
12. That's no moon, asshole - that's a ****ing space station!
11. I don't care how good you say they are. I ain't fightin' alongside no ****-ass teddy bears.
10. "You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause these ain't the mother****in' droids you're looking for . . . "
9. "Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause even if it did I wouldn't eat the filthy mother****er."
8. "This is your father's lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively, have to kill every mother****in' stormtrooper in the room . . . accept no substitutes."
7. "If Obi-wan ain't home then I don't know what the **** we're gonna do. I ain't got no other connections on Tatooine."
6. "Feel the Force, mother****er."
5. "'What' ain't no planet I've ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce on 'What?'"
4. "You sendin' the Fett? ****, Hutt, that's all you had to say!"
3. "Yeah, Chewie Rocky Horror's got a hair problem. What's the brother gonna do? He's a wookie."
2. "Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch?"
1. "Hand me my lightsaber . . . it's the one that says "Bad-ass Mother****er" on it."
The TOP 14 Best Lines Samuel L. Jackson has in Star Wars: Episode 1.
14. You can stick your well-laid Death Star plans up your well-laid ass.
13. You must go to Dagobah, where you will be taught by Yoda, the sly, sweet mother****er who taught me this ****.
12. That's no moon, asshole - that's a ****ing space station!
11. I don't care how good you say they are. I ain't fightin' alongside no ****-ass teddy bears.
10. "You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause these ain't the mother****in' droids you're looking for . . . "
9. "Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause even if it did I wouldn't eat the filthy mother****er."
8. "This is your father's lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively, have to kill every mother****in' stormtrooper in the room . . . accept no substitutes."
7. "If Obi-wan ain't home then I don't know what the **** we're gonna do. I ain't got no other connections on Tatooine."
6. "Feel the Force, mother****er."
5. "'What' ain't no planet I've ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce on 'What?'"
4. "You sendin' the Fett? ****, Hutt, that's all you had to say!"
3. "Yeah, Chewie Rocky Horror's got a hair problem. What's the brother gonna do? He's a wookie."
2. "Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch?"
1. "Hand me my lightsaber . . . it's the one that says "Bad-ass Mother****er" on it."