Strictly Evil RPG

[Faramir]

Forget this thread. It isn't going anywhere, and it never will. I regret starting it.

[Faramir]

Forget this.

[Faramir]

Forget this.

[Faramir]

Forget this.

[aZnLiTTleD]

you make it sound like the rp is gonna be a joke where everyone can do what they want. the way you type it, and put more of a description and start the rp and if people see that it is good they'll join

[Garina]

My name is Zorach, and I'm a specially bred warrior who can pass as human - just. I use a crossbow, and I carry a short sword. I originally offer to join Azvak-Gar, but I have no intention of letting him order me around. I have a rudimentary knowledge of magic - I can set things on fire. No one knows where I come from.

(I think this thread is cool!)

[Faramir]

Forget this.

[Finrod Felagund]

!

[Katt_knome_hobbit]

I am Esotech, a swimming hobbit kinda like gollum, only I have a particular blood lust. ;) I can sneek my way anywhere and all I want is blood and gold. Ask of me what you will, but I warn you, any trechery and your blood and posessions are mine! Most people just call me Squat.

[Faramir]

Could an administrator please close this thread?

[Wulažg]

Poor Faramir. I think it has a life of its own. Ah well, I'm evil enough to join...

I am Tavarot(twin dryads), a vampire that has been skulking around in the underdeeps ever since Utumno fell. I have a thirst not only for the blood of humans and other mortals but also for their minds. I am an adept spellcaster but not as you think of it.

[Garina]

Look, there are 4 of us now (if Faramir unedits his posts)

We could just start it with 4 of us and see how far it goes.

It was a brilliant idea Faramir!

Don't close this thread! Please!

[Wulažg]

This could be fun! Come on Faramir...;) :) :D

[Blackheart]

But.... I want to be a good guy!

I have to be evil all day long :(

I wanted to relax and play a freindly neighborhood sociopath who eats people's cats, and ties them up with dental floss and makes them watch Brady Bunch reruns.....

It's a much nicer persona than my regular one.

[Finrod Felagund]

I'm very scared!!!!!!!!

[Katt_knome_hobbit]

Actually, Squat is very much like my usual self, the blood lust that is. Not many people really know me. I like the Idea of being able to explore ones dark side.

[Wulažg]

Exploring one's dark side is quite amusing and interesting and informative etc. but you really should only do it around people as freaky as you(no offense people[as if that's an insult]) and never, NEVER let your school administrators get a whiff of it. They REALLY don't like that sort of thing, especially with all the paranoia right now. Trust me, I know from personal experience. And the sad part about Blackheart's comment was that it was true. He normally is much meaner. This is downright cuddly for him;)

[Blackheart]

HA HA! I am a school Admin!

Well, net admin anyway..... :rolleyes:

[Wulažg]

Net admins are completely different than school admins. You don't have to worry about theraw paranoia in schools. In ffact, some freshman at our school got almost expelled(unofficially expelled for a year or two) because he brought an unloaded capgun to prove the point in a speech that the security at the school was not adequate. Maybe it's just our administrators that are idiots, but I rather doubt that. I think it''s an age thing or something.

[Katt_knome_hobbit]

Come on my evil compainons! Lets start killing! Where do we start?

[Wulažg]

I would suggest burning down the Shire but we might want to get some EXP in the wilderness first just in case we meet some serious resistance.

[Blackheart]

Nah. I say we shoot the idiot with the cap gun first.

DUh, easy exp! :rolleyes:

[Katt_knome_hobbit]

*Squat pulls a knife on Farimir.*

Squat~Oh wait, Farimir isn't here.

*Squat turns the knife on Wulaz<caron>g*

Squat~ Come on, lets get going.

*Squat heads off in the direction opposite the Shire, realizes it, and turns
around twards the Shire*

Squat~That way!

*Wulaz<caron>g kicks Squat*

Wulaz<caron>g~Aaa Shaddap!

[Wulažg]

Actually i would go for the throat...

Carpe Jugulum!


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I guess you picked the wrong psychopath to mess with:D

[Wulažg]

Whoops did I kill it by my overpowering evilness?:( :(

I guess I'm just used to the "quest for wine" and "why are you weird" threads where it is acceptable to threaten people with sucking their toes, throwing rabid sheep at them, and worse:eek: :eek:

I'll tone it down like Blackheart I guess:rolleyes:

Back on the subject though... where are we going to go next(first)?

[Katt_knome_hobbit]

Lets go to the Shire and bully the hobbits into giving us stuff.

[Wulažg]

Exactly what could they give us? Their weapons and armor are nonexistent and wouldn't fit us anyway, they have no magic items, they have little gold. Wandering around in the wilderness would be more conducive to getting loot. Besides, we want to burn down the Shire not just bully the hobbits. If we leave survivors people will start going after us:eek: and we are low level...



What time period are we going to be doing this in?

[Blackheart]

3 Am.

When they are all asleep in their snug hobbit holes.

Think. Mr. Grinch with a flame thrower.

[BeardofPants]

Originally posted by Wulažg
I guess I'm just used to the "quest for wine" and "why are you weird" threads where it is acceptable to threaten people with sucking their toes, throwing rabid sheep at them, and worse:eek: :eek:


Why are my ears burning? :mad: :eek:

[Wulažg]

should I pick on Anduril or Tano or Blackheart for that matter instead of you BoP?:p you don't need to be embarrassed, we LIKE the sheep(now a cat i think):D

Blackheart, I asked what time PERIOD we were going to be in, not what time of day. Silly Blackheart:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[BeardofPants]

They're not burning in embarassment, silly Wulažg. And I'm ever so glad that you've befriended my sheep friends because there are some right here, just waiting for a good toe sucking session. :rolleyes:

You know what happens when you say my name three times in front of a mirror... and I DO believe you said it twice already. :eek:

[Wulažg]

What if we say it four times? or five?

BoP...BoP...BoP...BoP...BoP...Bloody Mary(whoops....oh, close enough)

:D :D :eek: :D

[Blackheart]

Originally posted by Wulažg

Blackheart, I asked what time PERIOD we were going to be in, not what time of day. Silly Blackheart:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Why is it when people say "period" BOP suddenly bamphs in?

Why are you asking me? WHy? WHy?

First age then, right after they invent fire, but before they invent fire departments...

[BeardofPants]

Did somebody say period? :rolleyes:

Wulažg, you're in for it now. You know the procedure. Pretend to run away, while I try and steal your brains. :p

[Sicirus]

Can I help terrorize poor creatures?
I can be evil, really.
*Turns into big werewolf*
AAAWWWOOO

[Katt_knome_hobbit]

That's it! We are going to slaughter some people and be generally evil right now!!

Come on you $@#($!!!! Lets move!!! NOW!!!

[BeardofPants]

Oh. Are we being evil now? Okay...

*grabs nearest and dearest by the short and curlies* :rolleyes:

[Katt_knome_hobbit]

*Grabs random person and kills*

I AM EVIL!!!
I AM EVIL!!!
I AM EVIL!!!
I AM EVIL!!!
I AM EVIL!!!
I AM EVIL!!!
I AM EVIL!!!
I AM EVIL!!!
I AM EVIL!!!
I AM EVIL!!!
I AM EVIL!!!
I AM EVIL!!!
I AM EVIL!!!
I AM EVIL!!!
I AM EVIL!!!
I AM EVIL!!!
I AM EVIL!!!
I AM EVIL!!!
I AM EVIL!!!
I AM EVIL!!!
I AM EVIL!!!
I AM EVIL!!!
I AM EVIL!!!
I AM EVIL!!!
I AM EVIL!!!

*Does a funny little dance and passes out*

[Blackheart]

I have no short and curlies :p

Must be someone else near and dear, and in severe pain.

[BeardofPants]

Originally posted by Blackheart
I have no short and curlies :p

Must be someone else near and dear, and in severe pain.

:eek: :eek: :eek:

Who said anything about

severe pain? :p

[Blackheart]

Just a little peril is it?

[BeardofPants]

At your own. :rolleyes:

[Blackheart]

My oh My!

Sheep don't have fangs....

I think I've discovered a she-wolf in sheeps clothing :p

[BeardofPants]

*bares fangs*

(Oh don't worry. This is my evil alter-ego. :rolleyes: )

[Blackheart]

Evil Alter-ego?

That's a misnomer, because it implies that your other personality isn't evil.

Which it is. :p

[BeardofPants]

Buggerit. Listen here, Cthulhu, my other personality is the queen of sweetness and light. *blink* Sometimes.

[Blackheart]

*screams of laughter*

Help! she's torturing me with humor!

[BeardofPants]

That's the plan, infidel. :rolleyes: Now where are your toes? *Said with a sunny, yet sweet disposition*

[Sicirus]

*Howls at uprising moon*
Now, anybody I bite shall become a werewolf!
*Bares blood stained fangs*

[Willow Oran]

Evil! Fun! I'm Carey, a sadistically, and diabolically evil sorceress whose aim in life is to take over valinor and enslave all the elves. I've already captured one of them. (Shows off a very frightened looking elf):D

[Katt_knome_hobbit]

*Pokes Sicirus with stick and Sicirus bites Squat*

Squat~ Am I a werewolf yet?

*Passes out again*

[Sicirus]

It takes a couple seconds to complete a fully grown werewolf.:D
*Stairs at frightened elf*
I wonder what might happen if I bite an elf.

[Blackheart]

I wonder what would happen if a sheep bit me on the toe?

[Sicirus]

You will probably become a werelamb.

[Willow Oran]

The elf is mine, don't even think about biting him. I'll capture you a less important one to bite.

[Stalker in the Starlight]

...
...You...
...You people...
...You people...are the most inefficent evil people I have ever laid cyber-eyes on! HOW can you expect to take over ANYTHING when you're blitehring on aboiut rabid were-sheep, or such nonsense?! Do you think Sauron spent his time trying to see how long it would take for him to become a werewolf? *thinks* Wow...that'd be pretty funny to watch...*snickers* But I digress...
*pulls out her Black Whip of Destruction* TIME FOR EVIL BOOT CAMP! :D

I kid. But seriously, this RP could go many evil, evil places! What ever happened to burning down the pathetic Shire? Though what would be very evil is if you threw the small catch back (you're not schoolyard bullies, after all; picking on pathetic, helpless hobbits is SO beneath you), and went for the bigger fish: Gondor! Rohan! Lorien! Valinor! Imladris! These places are just BEGGING to be ransacked and destroyed! GET OUT THERE AND BE EVIL LIKE I KNOW YOU ALL TRULY ARE! *looks around* And are there any cute guys out there who had been bad? *taps her whip in her hands* Hmm...I'll find them...*walks off whistling happy tunes*
Oh, and in case anyone cares...I'm evil too...

[BeardofPants]

Au contraire, I just don't feel the need to prove it here.

*Bites several candidates on the big toe.*

Why do things if you can't enjoy it? :eek: ;)

[Sicirus]

*growls at newcomer*
So you want to see evil AY?
Well then I am the master of werewolves.
And I can morph even without a full moon.
Trust, me it takes training.

[BeardofPants]

Oh, almost forgot...

Spank me, baby. :rolleyes:

[Willow Oran]

(Brings out a new random elf and hands to Sicirus)

Here, you can bite this one.

I am taking over Valinor, But it's so much more fun to do it subtlely, so that I have control over it without destroying it.

[Sicirus]

thanks WO.
*Bites elf and watches*
*Elf starts to twitch*
Hey it turned into a........

[Sicirus]

Hobbit?
Oh wait, no it turned into a regular wolf.
OH well back to the drawing board.

[Faramir]

It's amazing the subject changes a thread may go through...

[Katt_knome_hobbit]

Wait, where are we right now? Help! It's and imortal thread! It won't get locked!

(I know I just jinkxed it. :D That's part of being evil. ;) )

[Sicirus]

This is quite a funny and fun thread. I really do not think it should be shut down.

Howls at moon*
Now for my next cruel experiment.

[Katt_knome_hobbit]

I like cruel experiments! ::very evil grin:: Especially when they are done on me! *Starts Twitching*

[Faramir]

Originally posted by Katt_knome_hobbit
Wait, where are we right now? Help! It's and imortal thread! It won't get locked!

(I know I just jinkxed it. :D That's part of being evil. ;) )

I know! It won't get closed!

[Comic Book Guy]

I know! It won't get closed!

Sure about that?