The Osbournes!!!!

[ringbearer]

Any one else a fan...the show is GREAT!:D

[Tar-Elendil]

personally i think the show is terrible as well as the acting skills of the Osbournes. evrytime i see the show on tv i go into an involuntary sequence of regourgitations. truthfully, i feel stupid for the people at mtv

[elf_princess]

Originally posted by Tar-Elendil
personally i think the show is terrible as well as the acting skills of the Osbournes. evrytime i see the show on tv i go into an involuntary sequence of regourgitations. truthfully, i feel stupid for the people at mtv

I'mg going to have to agree with Tar-Elendil on this one... not a very big Osbourne fan... they seem kind of fake to me...

[ringbearer]

I like it because it is funny, not the acting. :) I asked "any one else a fan?" If you don't like it, why waste time responding. I know it's fake, who cares. Almost, all TV shows are "fake". It IS different.

[GandalfTheWhite]

i think the show is hilarious and its great how just cuz the kid is ozzys son he has his own record label, the mom is really funny too.

[gimli7410]

i love that show. and it is not acting. has anyone got the first season on dvd

[Lalaith]

I really liked the show, but lately I had no time to watch it and I got totally confused because MTV Germany showed always the same episodes.

[Coney]

I want to be Ozzy Osbourne when I grow up :) ............. I've started training already ;)

[Baby-K]

Well ye've already got the Ozzie(y) part down.....:p What do you mean ye've started training? Only biting the heads of dead bats so far? ;)

The show is a laugh, makes me realise that my family isn't as disfunctional as I'd thought :rolleyes: And if I had a son like that I'd smack him stupid.........grrrrrrrrrr...........and all those bloody dogs, no man - who lives like that? (I'm not overly fond of small dogs, actually not fond of them at all, well small dogs are good for two things: Growing into big dogs and Being food for big dogs)

[Coney]

Originally posted by Baby-K
Well ye've already got the Ozzie(y) part down.....:p What do you mean ye've started training? Only biting the heads of dead bats so far? ;)

Nah, I was thinkin' more of the ritual alcohol abuse to inflict a more "Osbourne" - like state :D


I wish my nickname did come from that Ozzie............it was picked from a slightly worse source ;)

Did you know that if you see a flock of bats (is flock the right word?) hunting you can flick malterzers into the air and the stupid creatures try to catch 'em and stun themselves?......handy to know if ya ever want to catch a bat.

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[gimli7410]

did you know ozzy didnt actually know it was a real bat. it was just thrown on stage and stunned by the lights and he thought it was rubber and then he needed 6 months of rabies shots. just thought i d let you know:D

[Baby-K]

Originally posted by Coney
Nah, I was thinkin' more of the ritual alcohol abuse to inflict a more "Osbourne" - like state :D


I wish my nickname did come from that Ozzie............it was picked from a slightly worse source ;)

Did you know that if you see a flock of bats (is flock the right word?) hunting you can flick malterzers into the air and the stupid creatures try to catch 'em and stun themselves?......handy to know if ya ever want to catch a bat.

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Maltezers? As in the poodle? What, do you chuck it in the air hoping to take a few of them out with it? :D

I dunno if it's flock, must be though 'cos I can't imagine it being a gaggle or a bevy or a choir or summin else :rolleyes:

[Coney]

Originally posted by Baby-K
Maltezers? As in the poodle? What, do you chuck it in the air hoping to take a few of them out with it? :D

I dunno if it's flock, must be though 'cos I can't imagine it being a gaggle or a bevy or a choir or summin else :rolleyes:

:D ......malterzers are sweets! (little balls of honycomb type stuff, covered in chocolate).

[Baby-K]

Originally posted by Coney
:D ......malterzers are sweets! (little balls of honycomb type stuff, covered in chocolate).

Oh, of course d'oh *smacks self on head* - I've seen those! (Here I was wondering if all brits strut around the countryside with a couple of dogs on leashes, which they chuck at bats - PETA would have a few things to say I'm sure) :D

[Coney]

*removes Bat-terrier form remote control airplane*

Nooo..........we would never do that ;)

[Baby-K]

Well, if they could send a dog into space (and I'm sure aliens must think it's the only intelligent contribution we ever made) I suppose the Brittish can use dogs to stun bats.

Hey another use for small dogs! :D

If yer a pro at bat stunning, do you keep your god on a leash & then just swing him around in the air, hoping to take as many of the suckers out as possible?

[Coney]

Originally posted by Baby-K
Well, if they could send a dog into space (and I'm sure aliens must think it's the only intelligent contribution we ever made) I suppose the Brittish can use dogs to stun bats.

Hey another use for small dogs! :D

If yer a pro at bat stunning, do you keep your god on a leash & then just swing him around in the air, hoping to take as many of the suckers out as possible?

hehehe.......that reminds me of a druinken' convo me an my friends had:D

"If the aliens are monitoring our TV signals, will they bother to invade after they have seen the Osbournes?"...........we decided they won't bother :D

I keep my god on a very short leash ;) (soz, I shouldn't take the piss out of other folks typo's :/ )

Three down............domestic servant = God

[Baby-K]

Originally posted by Coney
hehehe.......that reminds me of a druinken' convo me an my friends had:D

"If the aliens are monitoring our TV signals, will they bother to invade after they have seen the Osbournes?"...........we decided they won't bother :D

I keep my god on a very short leash ;) (soz, I shouldn't take the piss out of other folks typo's :/ )

Three down............domestic servant = God

Ha, but 'god' wasn't the typo! I did that on purpose 'cos yer sig says "My God woke up on the wrong side of his bed", so I was thinking that perhaps he's pissed 'cos yer swinging him in the air to stun bats with :D

Brittish was the typo ;)

We've discussed the possibility of alien invation often - I am sure I've sent you the alien theory? But, yeah yer right, Oz & co should be a good deterrant :p

[Coney]

Originally posted by Baby-K
Ha, but 'god' wasn't the typo! I did that on purpose 'cos yer sig says "My God woke up on the wrong side of his bed", so I was thinking that perhaps he's pissed 'cos yer swinging him in the air to stun bats with :D

Brittish was the typo ;)

We've discussed the possibility of alien invation often - I am sure I've sent you the alien theory? But, yeah yer right, Oz & co should be a good deterrant :p

Yeesh I'm slow today :o (I'm slow most days, but I'm still pretty drunk from last nights beer :D........gotta drive in an hour as well :rolleyes:)

Yeah Oz should scare 'em off :D

WEIRD OZZY STORY:

When Black Sabbath first became big in america their manager booked them into one of the poshest hotels in LA.......Young Ozzy (who wasn't much of a drinker then) looked out the hotel window and saw the front lawn had been planted with orange trees.
The police were called to the hotel in the early hours of the morning where they found Ozzy, in a tree, with his pockets and t-shirt stuffed with oranges ............... no charges were brought forward and the hotel staff informed Ozzy that fruit, and other refreshments, were available free of charge as part of room service.......he didn't have to raid the trees on the front lawn if he fancied an orange! :D

[Baby-K]

Originally posted by Coney
Yeesh I'm slow today :o (I'm slow most days, but I'm still pretty drunk from last nights beer :D........gotta drive in an hour as well :rolleyes:)

Yeah Oz should scare 'em off :D

WEIRD OZZY STORY:

When Black Sabbath first became big in america their manager booked them into one of the poshest hotels in LA.......Young Ozzy (who wasn't much of a drinker then) looked out the hotel window and saw the front lawn had been planted with orange trees.
The police were called to the hotel in the early hours of the morning where they found Ozzy, in a tree, with his pockets and t-shirt stuffed with oranges ............... no charges were brought forward and the hotel staff informed Ozzy that fruit, and other refreshments, were available free of charge as part of room service.......he didn't have to raid the trees on the front lawn if he fancied an orange! :D

Yer not slow hun........it's the beer (ye must have had a boatload for beer to get you drunk) :)

I want to go camping.......did you see the God's window pic I put in that what's your country like thread? That's where I want to go now... (remember what I told you re my easter weekend? Well the place we went to is near God's Window, bloody nice)

Erm re the Ozzy story.........face it, he's a fruitcake :D That's the sort of thing I'd do if I were pissed out of me brackets

[Coney]

Originally posted by Baby-K
Yer not slow hun........it's the beer (ye must have had a boatload for beer to get you drunk) :)

I want to go camping.......did you see the God's window pic I put in that what's your country like thread? That's where I want to go now... (remember what I told you re my easter weekend? Well the place we went to is near God's Window, bloody nice)

Erm re the Ozzy story.........face it, he's a fruitcake :D That's the sort of thing I'd do if I were pissed out of me brackets

Aye, I had a few :D (had to sit with me head tilted back, woulda had an overflow otherwise ;) )

Saw the Gods window piccy's.........looks beautiful place :) Camping? Hmm there's an idea :)........I think my tent is still in the boot of the car :)

haha, I've got more ozzy stories (he did a great interview on telly a couple of years ago) I might post some later.

[Baby-K]

Aye, I had a few (had to sit with me head tilted back, woulda had an overflow otherwise )

It's yer birthday in a month, I'll buy you a nice big funnel :)

Saw the Gods window piccy's.........looks beautiful place Camping? Hmm there's an idea ........I think my tent is still in the boot of the car

It is, to get there you hike through a tropical rainforset, up the mountain, the view is breathtaking from there. Another nice place would be Schoemansdal at the Soutpansberg - all the different climatic regions of SA (there are 7) come together there, so when you stand on the mountain you have desert on one side, savannah next to it, grassy highveld, rainforest etc all at the same place - there's nothing more beautigul. And on ione of the trails you have to climb the roots of an old tree to get to the top of the ledge & carry on with the path. You could do a whole camping holiday in SA & see some of the world's most beautiful places. :) (I'm biased of course 'cos it's home)

haha, I've got more ozzy stories (he did a great interview on telly a couple of years ago) I might post some later

Please do :D

[Coney]

Edited: The source I used was obviously writing bollocks

[Comic Book Guy]

Didn't Tony already know Ozzy? I saw an interview where Tony claimed he bullied Ozzy at school. Such a great irony I thought.

[Coney]

Originally posted by Comic Book Guy
Didn't Tony already know Ozzy? I saw an interview where Tony claimed he bullied Ozzy at school. Such a great irony I thought.

Very possibly.........That was taken from an interview from an old Kerrang magazine (although not word-for-word)......I wouldn't put it past them to embellish the truth a little.

[gimli7410]

Originally posted by Comic Book Guy
Didn't Tony already know Ozzy? I saw an interview where Tony claimed he bullied Ozzy at school. Such a great irony I thought.

yea he did. i have the biography on ozzy which is a great book