Qustion: You Encounter your favorite LOTR bad guy tied up in a room...

[Aragorn_iz_cool]

Qustion: You Encounter your favorite LOTR bad guy tied up in a room. Who is the bad guy and what do you do? Sorry Just curious.

[Khadrane]

Bill Ferny
Hit him in the face with an apple. :)

[samwise of the shire]

Sauron~ Personality #1. Be respectful considering he IS after all REALLY powerful and can hurt me...ALOT!Personality#2 Laugh in his face and then turn my back on him and walk out of the room.

Saruman~ Try out his staff and see if I can blow something up.

Bill Ferney~ Get Bill the pony to stomp on him

Ruffian from the Shire~ Go through the whole horn blowing, sword clashing, thing that went on in the scouring. Then laugh at him

Gollum~ Feel pity for him and let him go(Meanwhile keep my fingers away from his mouth.)
Sam

[Nazgûl Queen]

A Nazgul...

Steal his Ring.

Sauron...

Steal his ring.

Saruman...

Steal his staff.



Get the idea? ;)

[Rána Eressëa]

Gollum.

Give him a bottle of Rogaine. Or a short & curly brown wig. :D

[BeardofPants]

Sauron - ask if I can be his sidekick.

Saruman - Beat him up for using those awful staff throwing techniques on Gandalf. What ever happened to the meeting of minds?

Ferny - train him to lap dance for all the orcs of Moria.

Melkur - ask him if I can be his sidekick! :)

[Dwarven Sen]

Turin or Maeglin: Feed them to my pet dragons/ attack them with a feather attached to a drill.-tickled for all eternity.

I'm really not a nice person.

[Elf Girl]

Gollum: dance a One Ring replica in front of his face.

[afro-elf]

if it was not limited to LOTR

i'd say feanor and make him swear an oath to me

[Lightice]

Originally posted by afro-elf

i'd say feanor and make him swear an oath to me

Two problems: He isn't a bad guy and he never would swear another such destructive oath. Sorry for spoiling your fun. :)

[Khamûl]

If I see any of those ruffians from the Scouring of the Shire tied to a chair, I'd kick their butts until their heads fell off.:D

Then, I'd kick their head and kick their butts again.:p

[Renille]

If I encountered my *choke* friend*choke Saruman tied up in a room, I'd probably cavort about the place saying that I'm Gandalf would always be be-tter 'cause he's a real wi-zard!:p

[Rána Eressëa]

Cruel, cruel people. ;)

I'd have more fun dangling a One Ring replica in front of Sauron's face. Heh heh heh . . .

[Elf Girl]

Gollum's reaction to a One Ring replica would probably be more funny. (Ack! Not a real precious, no precious, wants my precious *Gollum, Gollum*)

[Dwarven Sen]

i'd cover the one ring in marmite and tie gollums hands behind his back, so the only way he could get it would be to put it, and the marmite , in his mouth. ick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BeardofPants]

I LIKE MARMITE!!!!!!!!

GIVE ME THE ONE RING, AND I'LL EAT OFF ALL THE MARMITE...

Ooh, was the caps lock on.... :cool:

[Dwarven Sen]

MARMITE IS THE FOOD OF EVIL.
It is disgusting, it is worse than mushrooms, or black olives, or spam.
Do you like peanut butter, crunchy or smooth?
The one ring is mine, mine i tell you((goes away to laugh insanely))
Why dost the dalek one liketh the food of the evil ones?

[BeardofPants]

Originally posted by Dwarven Sen
MARMITE IS THE FOOD OF EVIL.
It is disgusting, it is worse than mushrooms, or black olives, or spam.
Do you like peanut butter, crunchy or smooth?
The one ring is mine, mine i tell you((goes away to laugh insanely))
Why dost the dalek one liketh the food of the evil ones?

Because I am evil!! I like marmite, and black olives, and mushrooms, (but not spam... bleh.... meat.... bleh....). And the only way to eat peanut butter is crunchy, everyone knows that!

[Dwarven Sen]

OK I agree with that, but its a bad thing if you wear a brace. that is a problem for me no longer.You are not evil, you are one of the mighty three.
Mmmmmmmmm........meat

[afro-elf]

Originally posted by Lightice


Two problems: He isn't a bad guy and he never would swear another such destructive oath. Sorry for spoiling your fun. :)


Feanor WAS tainted.

You are unaware of what my oath would be.

[Arathorn]

Originally posted by afro-elf
if it was not limited to LOTR

i'd say feanor and make him swear an oath to me

A smart one! He'll be one tough bodyguard.

[Dwarven Sen]

He would get everybody else to swear to you too because he is a powerful speaker and blood is thicker than water

[Elfmaster XK]

Originally posted by Dwarven Sen
He would get everybody else to swear to you too because he is a powerful speaker and blood is thicker than water

Blood and chocolate. Both are thicker than water and curdle when boiled. :D

You can never break an oath in chocolate!

[BeardofPants]

Blood and chocolate, now there's a combination you don't see everyday!

[Elfmaster XK]

Originally posted by BeardofPants
Blood and chocolate, now there's a combination you don't see everyday!

I think you have to be me to see it at all!:D :D

[BeardofPants]

Originally posted by Elfmaster XK


I think you have to be me to see it at all!:D :D

Not strictly true. You just have to be female to draw those connections.... mmmmmmm........ chocolate..... Gah, must be that time of the month, again. :mad:

[Elfmaster XK]

Originally posted by BeardofPants


Not strictly true. You just have to be female to draw those connections.... mmmmmmm........ chocolate..... Gah, must be that time of the month, again. :mad:

*Wonders how BoP meant that to sound*

Annnyyyywayy, i think my fav is gollum, he's not really bad but if he were tied up in a room i'd free him and befriend him.

[BeardofPants]

(I meant that to sound like the period/choclate urges, but change of subject... Don't want to gross out the male mooters)

Gollum eh? He'd bite your fingers off in a second.

[Elfmaster XK]

Originally posted by BeardofPants
Gollum eh? He'd bite your fingers off in a second.

Not if i promised him fishes for ever more if i could keep him forever!

[BeardofPants]

But then you'd smell permanently of fish... Blech.

[Elfmaster XK]

Originally posted by BeardofPants
But then you'd smell permanently of fish... Blech.

Good point, can you get tofu fish? I'll culture him into a vegetarian! Strictly no fingers!:D

[BeardofPants]

Originally posted by Elfmaster XK
Good point, can you get tofu fish? I'll culture him into a vegetarian! Strictly no fingers!:D

I'd give him a weak on tofu fish before he bit off your fingers. Gollum, gollum.

[Elfmaster XK]

Originally posted by BeardofPants


I'd give him a weak on tofu fish before he bit off your fingers. Gollum, gollum.

Nuh! I could do this...it is my challengE! Anyway, if he wanted them for the warm, lviinng feeling of live food he wouldnt get it. I have bad circulation as my hands are always freezing. Like now.

[BeardofPants]

Originally posted by Elfmaster XK


Nuh! I could do this...it is my challengE! Anyway, if he wanted them for the warm, lviinng feeling of live food he wouldnt get it. I have bad circulation as my hands are always freezing. Like now.

Not nearly as bad as the circulation in my feet, I kill people with these feet, I tell you, they're like icicles... argh, now that you mention it, my hands have frozen up now, too! Gah! Backspace is my new best friend...

[Elfmaster XK]

Come to think of it, my feet are cold too. But my hands are like ice-cubes. In the summer they are eqivelent to a fan. Oh...i could use the freeze hands as a threat to keep gollum under control!

[BeardofPants]

Originally posted by Elfmaster XK
Come to think of it, my feet are cold too. But my hands are like ice-cubes. In the summer they are eqivelent to a fan. Oh...i could use the freeze hands as a threat to keep gollum under control!

"... and you have my feet!"

hehe, had to say that!

[Elfmaster XK]

Originally posted by BeardofPants


"... and you have my feet!"

hehe, had to say that!

And i will use them well! Thinking about it though, if Sauron was tied up in a room you caould save a lot of effort by just leaving him there.

[afro-elf]

I'm Chocolate. Or at least I was called that in Ukraine, Thailand, Colombia and Korea. Else were i didn't warrant the Chocolate moniker:(

But for BoP my Blood boils greater than the fires of the Cracks of Doom.

Actually, I'd make a deal for him to kill Anduril :p

Then Bop would be all mine and we could make a BG, 1/2 dwarf, shai-hulud, dalek, hobbit, elf, fedakyn, shaolin, jedi army

Mwah......

[BeardofPants]

Originally posted by afro-elf
I'm Chocolate. Or at least I was called that in Ukraine, Thailand, Colombia and Korea. Else were i didn't warrant the Chocolate moniker:(

But for BoP my Blood boils greater than the fires of the Cracks of Doom.

Actually, I'd make a deal for him to kill Anduril :p

Then Bop would be all mine and we could make a BG, 1/2 dwarf, shai-hulud, dalek, hobbit, elf, fedakyn, shaolin, jedi army

Mwah......

Ya forgot the Fremen, cybermen and Honoured Matres.... :mad: :D

Oh, and fish speakers (I know, I know, earlier versions of H.T.s,) and face dancers, and Saudauker (sp?)...

[Elfmaster XK]

Originally posted by afro-elf

Actually, I'd make a deal for him to kill Anduril :p

Mwah......

Good plan...he mocks me!

Your army would be weird!!:)

[afro-elf]

Ya forgot the Fremen, cybermen and Honoured Matres....


the fedakyn takes care of the fremen. sadakur problem

the fedakyn were fremen commandos who were better than the sadakur

and there would be too much bad blood between the BG and HM


with you being a NZ-lander we could have a cool haka and me as an USA-er we could have would and needless explosions to it

[BeardofPants]

Originally posted by afro-elf



the fedakyn takes care of the fremen. sadakur problem

the fedakyn were fremen commandos who were better than the sadakur

and there would be too much bad blood between the BG and HM


with you being a NZ-lander we could have a cool haka and me as an USA-er we could have would and needless explosions to it

Well yeah, but there were the fremen before Muad'dib, and the fedakyn (damned spelling!) after, so you could do a temporal army *oh yeah, I'm a bright spark, and it's now 4.30am in the morning and the walls are beginning to move* Plus, the HT's and the BGs have to get on, because of the amalgamation w/murbella... Conceded point with the Saudarkur. :)

Okay, I'll go get my skimpy traditional Maori costume, and do some traditional singing (oh dear) dancing thingies, since women aren't allowed to do the haka... Or even better yet, I could do the national anthem!

God of nations smell my feet,
In the bonds of Coronation Street.
Hear our voices tweet tweet tweet,
God defend our toilet seat.....

*wipes tear from eye*

[Elfmaster XK]

Now who has too much time on their hands?? :D

[BeardofPants]

HOW COULD WE????!!!! We forgot the Bashar, and his army! Teg would do more butt kicking for justice than any of the aforementioned.....

[FrodoFriend]

BoP, and I'd make her live without shaving.

[BeardofPants]

Originally posted by FrodoFriend
BoP, and I'd make her live without shaving.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.........!!!

[FrodoFriend]

Or we can tie BoP and Wayfarer to the same chair, ask them if God exists, and watch them try to bite each others eyes out.

;)

[BeardofPants]

Originally posted by FrodoFriend
Or we can tie BoP and Wayfarer to the same chair, ask them if God exists, and watch them try to bite each others eyes out. ;)

How could anyone be that cruel? ;)

[Arathorn]

Yeah...poor eyes...POOR CHAIR!

[TwirlingString]

Originally posted by Aragorn_iz_cool
Qustion: You Encounter your favorite LOTR bad guy tied up in a room. Who is the bad guy and what do you do? Sorry Just curious.
any orc. Use the chance to dump him in a lake, then go find however tied him up and give him a million dollars.

[Tinythetroll]

Tie his arms to one tree and tie his legds to another then take a chainsaw and cut thru hit stomach real slow after i beat him with a stick.:D

[TwirlingString]

Originally posted by Tinythetroll
Tie his arms to one tree and tie his legds to another then take a chainsaw and cut thru hit stomach real slow after i beat him with a stick.:D
Gross:eek: Whose your bad guy?

[Aragorn_iz_cool]

Gross :o Whose your bad guy?

Myebe Gollum? Sounds like it to me.

[Faramir]

No way I'm letting Lurtz go in a tiny room with me!

[TwirlingString]

Who? (clueless look)

[Willow Oran]

If I found Sauron and/or Morgoth tied to a chair I would steal all their emblems of powers (such as the Ring, the Silmarils etc.) Enslave them and use my new powers to take over Valinor so that when the Elves sail West they'd sail right into my power. Mwhahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

[Claenoic]

I would steal Saruman's staff and start doing the funky breakdancing thing to Saruman! Fun stuff!:D

[Blackheart]

Melkor, and I'd untie him, and send him off to...

Oh wait... that would be difficult...

[Claenoic]

I would steal Saruman's staff and start doing the funky breakdancing thing to Saruman! Fun stuff!:D

[TwirlingString]

Originally posted by Willow Oran
If I found Sauron and/or Morgoth tied to a chair I would steal all their emblems of powers (such as the Ring, the Silmarils etc.) Enslave them and use my new powers to take over Valinor so that when the Elves sail West they'd sail right into my power. Mwhahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

Don't they have inborn talents?

[Christiana]

Originally posted by BeardofPants


Not strictly true. You just have to be female to draw those connections.... mmmmmmm........ chocolate..... Gah, must be that time of the month, again. :mad:

*gags* bop, Please .:eek:

[BeardofPants]

Originally posted by Christiana


*gags* bop, Please .:eek:

Hey, that post's old!

And I still want to tie up Morgoth... *waggles eyebrows* ;)

[TwirlingString]

Bop, you are making me very nervous.

[Laredith]

Bad guy: Gollum
What I'd Do: Cut off his finger...see how HE likes it!

[Rána Eressëa]

Wait, I've got a new one (after a very long time, too).

It would be Saruman, and I would dress him up in tie dye 60's clothes while forcing him to watch Peter Jackson's finished movie trilogy.

P.S. -- I like it, but who says Saruman will? :D

[Heather Wooltoes]

Bad Guy? Gollum

I'd take him outside to a beutiful meadow on a warm sunshiny day where I'd force feed him frosted strawberry cake and lemonade. :D Then I'd bring out a pretty, nearsighted tavern maid to cuddle and coo sweet nothings at him while an elvish massuse gives him a nice long, hands on rubdown with lavender oil. (nothing dirty).

I can hear the screams.....

[Elf Girl]

Originally posted by Heather Wooltoes
Bad Guy? Gollum

I'd take him outside to a beutiful meadow on a warm sunshiny day where I'd force feed him frosted strawberry cake and lemonade. :D Then I'd bring out a pretty, nearsighted tavern maid to cuddle and coo sweet nothings at him while an elvish massuse gives him a nice long, hands on rubdown with lavender oil. (nothing dirty).

I can hear the screams.....

Heheh. Brilliant. :p

[Sicirus]

Saruman: Laugh.
Then steal his staff.
Bill: Starve him to death.
Orcs:Tortue them with Barney videos.

[Christiana]

Originally posted by Sicirus

Orcs:Tortue them with Barney videos.


:eek: Thats so cruel!(then of course,so r they:D )

[Rána Eressëa]

Eh, considering how their intelligence capacity is really low - they might enjoy Barney. :D

[Blackheart]

Hmmph. Who do you think created Barney? Foolish mortals.

In the Dagor Dagorath legions of orks, trolls, and television executives will arise and march upon the pitiful forces of light singing our battle song:

"I wuv ooo,
You wuvvv mee,
We're a happy famileee,

With a swish, smack,
sniker-snack
gnaw them to the bone

We'll invade your friggin home"

[Christiana]

lol

[Sicirus]

AAAHHHH!
Stop the annoying singing!
I am going to hurl!
Wormtongue: put apple in mouth and practice archery skills.

[Christiana]

Shoot hard Sicirus.

[Sicirus]

yes I will make sure i miss.
Hey! Maybe I will get his head.:D

[Wayfarer]

Smaug: Get a spear, then a U-Haul.
Sauron: Bisect him, turn barad-dur into low-rent apartments.
Saruman: toss him into a grinding machine, invite the ents over to renovate Orthanc.
Melkor: Call the valar. Clean out angband. Rule the world.
Nazgul: Place on a barge, drag out to sea. Ignite. Laugh scornfully.
Balrog: Check for wings. Ask if he has a sister.

[Rei]

Well, first I'd have to make sure Gollum was tied with Elvish ropes, then I would open the blinds and let the sun shine in, all the while cooking rabbit with all kinds spices!!!
I'm sure he'd love that!
And when I was done with my food I would push his chair into my living room and make him watch Barney and friends! What could be crueler than that!?:D

[BeardofPants]

Originally posted by Rei
What could be crueler than that!?:D

Teletubbies. :eek:

[Sicirus]

Oh and do not forget little Bear.

If I cought Smeagle in a room tied up, I would give him cooked fish. Then play pin the tail on the gollum.

[Heather Wooltoes]

I'd give Gollum the ONE RING then stick him in an room with Gonedaft, gladys, and half'n'half. Of course they can't take it away from him, they're too freaked to touch it.:D

[Stalker in the Starlight]

Ah, do I have to do BAD things to them? Well, if I must, I must...
Grima: Oh, after what he put Eowyn through, you don't even want to KNOW...but I'll think of it eventually...*sulks off brooding*
Saruman: Force him to watch 'Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat' 42,324,454 times since he's got that thing for Many Colors. Then do something even WORSE (which I can't think of yet but will eventually) for promising Eowyn to Grima...
Bill Ferny: Tie him up, force him to pull a plow/cart/etc, throw apples at his head, treat him like a horse (No, I do NOT throw apples at horses' heads!) and then...umm...enter him in the Kentucky Derby, just for kicks. :D
Gollum: Wrap him in a nice, snuggly-soft, newly-washed, smells-like-fresh-cut-flowers-on-a-bright-spring-day Elven cloak
Melkor: FREE HIM! Allow him to run rampart once more and terrorize all of Arda and destroy all the Elves, with me at his side as his evil Second-in-Command, armed with my own ultimatley evil weapon of destruction and mass terror! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Orcs: Force them to perform circus tricks (Note: You have to read a fic my friend is writing to understand this; when she's done I'll post a link so you can understand)
Sauron: ...something that does not belong within 1,000 mile radius of a PG-13 message board...I have a...disturbing thing for men with ultimatley evil symbols of power disguised as jewelry and shiny armor...oooh, shininess...*drools*
Hmm...must re-read the Sil, then maybe I can work on some more...

[Christiana]

Originally posted by Wayfarer

Balrog:Ask if he has a sister.
suspisios,if u ask me.


Sauron: ...something that does not belong within 1,000 mile radius of a PG-13 message board...I have a...disturbing thing for men with ultimatley evil symbols of power disguised as jewelry and shiny armor...oooh, shininess...*drools*
very suspicios.


Gonedaft, gladys, and half'n'half
who?:confused:

[Lanelf]

Gollum: Say aaawww, give him a hug and singalong with rehab.

Saruman: kick him so hard his head flies a mile.

Sauron: Dress him up in urple clothes! (you have to have read the Official Fanfic University of Middle-Earth to get this - it's on fanfiction.net by Camilla Sandman)

Gandalf: I know I'll get killed for this, he may not have technically been bad but he picked on Pippin, and I'd decrease his intelligence so Pip can pick on him.

Sorry, I know I'll be flamed, but I really hate Gandalf. *cringe and hide behind very big rock*

[Christiana]

*flames her*

[Sicirus]

*growls then chases her down the shire road*

[Lanelf]

Nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Run away!*runs away*;)

[Christiana]

Yes,run away u ybc.

[Sicirus]

*runs faster than blocks her from escape in a corner*
Never say Gandalf is bad.
Ok UM Thats all.
*walks away.*

[Katt_knome_hobbit]

*Katt jumps up to defend Lanelf*

Katt~ To hurt her, you have to get through me!

*All look down at Katt and laugh*

Katt~ *Sulky Look*

(I've been doing RPG's too much)

Well anyway...

Sauroman: Make a fake pallenteer with The Eye in it and throw it at his head

Sauron: Poke him in the eye!

Shelob: Play the drums on her belly.

Random Ork: Hit him as high as I can which would be the stomach. He'd laugh cuz it wouldn't hurt. Then I'd kick him really hard in the shin. He'd cry. I'd laugh.

Gollum: Set him free saying "Now you be a good Smeagol."

I really like Gollum. It's not his fault! *Runs and hides behind Lanelf.* It's your turn.

[Sicirus]

I don't blame you for thinking that K-k-h cause Gollum really was just entimadated by the ring and he was adicted by it's evil powers.

[Lanelf]

Wow! Thanks Katt! *Great big virtual hug*
*to the rest of the moot* See, we're not bad people! *Hugs all round* For did the Lord not say, "Hug thine enemies"? Not that we're enemies or anything... Ok, shutting up right now.

[The Ringbearer]

Ha. Good try, Lanelf. *brings Mr. Smaug over to give her the flaming of her life*

That would be LOVE thine enemies, you nassty, tricksssy girl......:D ;)


BTW.........GANDALF IS A GOOD GUY!!!!!! I don't have anything against Pippin, but he DID get to pushing it a bit. He just apparently doesn't know when to take the hint!

[Christiana]

Yeh w/ that palantir.sheesh,those might have been made by Feanor,for pets sake.

[The Ringbearer]

Weren't they? :confused:

[Christiana]

sorry!they were

[Lanelf]

Ha. Good try, Lanelf. *brings Mr. Smaug over to give her the flaming of her life*

*Fangirl squeal* Smauuuuuugggyyyyyyyyyy! *runs over and big-hugs Mr. Smaug.* I'n'e cute???????????
</fangirl>

[Christiana]

*Smaug snorts,setting her hair on fire*:D ;)

[Melkor]

hi hows u all doin?

[samwiselvr2008]

i would tie up golum (just b/c sam hated him) and then i would dangle a little fake ring that looks like the One Ring in front of him... if onley he did not die:(. that runes all the fun!

[The Ringbearer]

Has anyone else noticed that we have a Valar-gone-bad in our midst?:eek:

Lol, Christiana!:D

[Arathorn]

Originally posted by The Ringbearer
Has anyone else noticed that we have a Valar-gone-bad in our midst?:eek:

Lol, Christiana!:D

First time I've heard of a Vala wh's a sapling. :D

Oh hi Melkor... :)

BTW, I think if I actually saw Saruman, I'd offer him some cuban tobacco...

[The Ringbearer]

Is he/she then not to be feared? :confused: That can't be right.....*flips through her books* I thought Melkor was the BAD GUY!?!?......:D

[Aragorns Dimple]

Fave Baddies:

Denethor: I'd find some firewood, stack it up around his chair, light it up, and see how HE likes getting his toes warmed up!

Grima Wormtongue: I'd cut off his tongue for disrespecting Theoden.

Old Man Willow: see Denethor's punishment above.

[Ñólendil]

*flips through the pages of the thread*

I almost don't know which curse to use first.

*grumpy face*

[Melkor]

myne is Melkor what about all of u?

[Sicirus]

i like Saruman.

[Lanelf]

My favourite bad guy is Morgoth. Just because. I didn't like Sauron cos he hurt my poor li'l hobbitses.

[Nilvasaien]

Bad guy=Saruman
Punishment=Atomic wedgie.:eek:

[Rei]

Originally posted by Nilvasaien
Bad guy=Saruman
Punishment=Atomic wedgie.


:eek: That's harsh!

[entss89]

well hi this is a extreme ent lver so I was just wondering if anyone else loves ents as much as i do. I can just read all the times about ents and always be saticfied how bout you? if you can go ahead and give me a thread. bye!

[Silverstripe]

My favorite LotR villain is Gollum.
So ......
First I'd ask how he got there.
"There aren't a bunch of orcs or anything coming after you, are there, Golly?" If there were I'd hide Gollum so he had a chance of not being found by the orcs (wouldn't free him because I wouldn't have time to keep an eye on him), then RUN! :eek:
If Gollum really was alone I'd free him, but I would be careful because I like my fingers, thank you very much. At first I would keep him in the house and eventually he'd get rehabilitated somewhat. If I were very successful, I might even start my own business! ("One Ring Rehab Center, how may I help you?") and then I'd go visit all my friends, introducing Gollum to them as "my long-lost cousin's mother-in-law's brother's son's wife's aunt's doctor's daughter's father-in-law's nephew.";)

[Sminty_Smeagol]

I think gollum is a sexy beast! So if I encountered him tied up on a chair in a room....

...nevermind. :D

[Sicirus]

[i]Originally posted by Silverstripe and then I'd go visit all my friends, introducing Gollum to them as "my long-lost cousin's mother-in-law's brother's son's wife's aunt's doctor's daughter's father-in-law's nephew.";) [/B]

Wow that is one distant relative.:eek: :D

[CrystalBolger]

im not sure that is a relative.
neway, i luv Gollum! its not his fault that he just happened 2 c the Ring. wat if Bilbo woulda had 2 kill Gollum 4 the Ring? he mite have done the same thing that Smeagol did 2 his friend Deagol.
bad guy: umm... the evil cat in the Book of Lost Tales 2. u know, the 1 who keeps Bereb prisoner and tries 2 kill Huan?
wat id do: let a kangaroo kickbox him til hes almost dead, then throw him off a cliff. (Huan rox)
bad guy:Saruman
wat id do: throw his robe of many colors in the dirt, make him stare in2 the Palantir, and then take his staff and make him go all over the place til he "accidently" goes 2 the top of Orthanc and i lose interest and let him fall all the way down! (hehe funny pic in my mind now)

[Lanelf]

Wow, lotta people like Smeagol around here!
Sminty, I'd appreciate it if you didn't give me those mental images - :eek:! Just imagine - <advertisement voice> Get your Sexy-Beast Smeagol here!:eek: :rolleyes: ;)
Lanelf.

[Miranda]

I love Gollum too!!!! I played him once in a drama exam. I had to wear an ugly green cat suit type thing and crawl about hissing "My Precious!" it was so funny. I have it on video and got it out after I first saw FOTR- It was brilliant fun. I still know my lines and have a tendancy to launch into them when I've had a few too many down the pub! Fave bad guy though is Sarumon! Tied up in the room? Probably leave him to a few angry hobbits with a couple of sticks. Mx

[Christiana]

Originally posted by CrystalBolger

bad guy: umm... the evil cat in the Book of Lost Tales 2. u know, the 1 who keeps Bereb prisoner and tries 2 kill Huan?
wat id do: let a kangaroo kickbox him til hes almost dead, then throw him off a cliff. (Huan rox)

Tevildo?

[Kallasilya]

I would have to go with the traditional bad guy and pick Sauron.... and my evil plan is to squash lots of rotten tomatoes onto the pointy bits on his helmet and let him walk around M.E. with them on until they turn completely mouldy and disgusting...
*chuckles mercilessly* :eek:

[Aragorn_iz_cool]

A while ago there was a post involving covering the 1 ring in marite and tying up gollum so the only was he can get the rings it to put it in his mouth. That's an OK idear but I'd cover it with mashed up mitral insted, or myebe wrap it up in leaves from lothlorian :eek:

[CrystalBolger]

Tevildo! thats it! actually i think i would let a dog almost kill him, then throw him off a cliff!

[Silverstripe]

Originally posted by Kallasilya
I would have to go with the traditional bad guy and pick Sauron.... and my evil plan is to squash lots of rotten tomatoes onto the pointy bits on his helmet and let him walk around M.E. with them on until they turn completely mouldy and disgusting...
*chuckles mercilessly* :eek:

Uh ... I would NOT want to be in the same room with Sauron, even if he were tied up. *shivers* So in his case, I'd have to say, RUN!

[The Lady of Ithilien]

Sauron; let him go, after extracting a promise from him not to run for political office :) , as "[a] story's success is judged more by the strength of the villain...than by that of its hero. One defines the other. Your hero achieves less by overcoming an opponent or obstacle that is weak or two-dimensional." (From "The Elements of Storytelling," by Peter Rubie