Ok,wot happens in the nxt 2 books??

[Goldberry]

Ok,I've read the hobbit,and I'm 3/4 through the fellowship and I've seen the film, so wot happens in the two towers and return of the king???PLEASE tell me, thanQ:cool: :confused:

[Feraway Hawkbriar]

read them yourself

[Finrod Felagund]

Most people I know get mad at me if I tell them anything about an ending or a sequel, how can you ask?!?!? Read them!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RosieCotton]

Sorry Goldberry. You have to read them yourself. They won't be anywhere near as interesting if we just tell you. Sorry!
~Rosie~

[Elf Girl]

I'll tell you this- they're good. Really good. Go read them!!!

[eowyn144]

yeah read them yourself. but slowly, very slowly or a lot of stuff will zoom right over your head.or maybe that was just me?

[Strange-Looking Lurker]

Tell you how the story goes? NO WAY!

[sun-star]

It would just be cruel... I couldn't do that to my worst enemy.

[aldesign]

I couldn't do that to my worst enemy.

sun-star




TRUE TRUE
amen to that

[Elf Girl]

Oh, and they're to complicated and you'ed miss the amazing writing

[markedel]

LOL

That was amusing

[Nariel Starfire]

I'm one of the few people that likes a story spoiled for me. THat way I can enjoy the journey, and not just sit around waiting for the end. But, since most of the people here aren't that kind, I can only tell you the end if you e-mail me.

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Originally posted by eowyn144
yeah read them yourself. but slowly, very slowly or a lot of stuff will zoom right over your head.or maybe that was just me?

Happened to me too, but now that I'm reading it again, I'm catching stuff I missed-it's great! But, yes, Goldberry, I agree, you must read them yourself, and have fun! I wish I could read them for the first time again, just for the suspense!

[RosieCotton]

I know its tempting, but you won't enjoy it nearly as much if we just tell you. Our words couldn't do the book justice.
~Rosie~

[olsonm]

As Frodo and Sam journey through the dead marshes Frodo looks in the water and sees the ghost of Gandalf who says, "Only you can prevent forest fires." Meanwhile, the relations between elves and dwarves improves as Gimli teaches Legolas a secret dwarf chant, "Hi Ho Hi Ho....." Merry and Pippin are chased by the evil monster Treebeard through his giant garden when suddenly the Jaberwocky bursts in, but that's the best part of the book and I can't give it away!;)

[Elf Girl]

lol...very funny. Goldberry, don't listen.

[markedel]

http://flyingmoose.org/tolksarc/book/

Go here for a lovely E-text version of lord of the rings covering the entire story up to the end of book 5...

:D

[Laurelyn]

Very funny, olsonm. :D
If you want to know, Goldberry, there are plenty of synopsises (sp?) out there, and condensed versions, but none of them can do justice to Tolkien's work. I couldn't do justice to it either, so I'm not even gonna try.

[Glorious Glorfindel]

ha ha!
that link is VERY funny Markedel!
i like the way the second book is called the 2 towels!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D :D :D :D

[RosieCotton]

Funny, markedel. The Felonship of the Ring, the Two Towels, and the Return of the Kink. And I thought I had too much time on my hands.....
~Rosie~

[Arathorn]

I sorta agree with alla yous. But I think wea kinda scaed her away.

Enjoy readin dem books, Goldberry, an if we soun' kinda condescendin-like sometimes, forge'tabudit. We all mean well, alla us.:cool:

[Glorious Glorfindel]

yeah, we just don't wanna spoil it 4 u Goldberry, coz then u would know wot happenswhich REALLY ruins it!
trust me, i know!!!!
:p

[Nibs]

You could look in the last ten pages or so of the Silmarillion... very quickly addressed... but most of it wouldn't make much sense unless you read it yourself... I know I wouldn't react very well to being told about ents without reading about them.

[luinilwen]

i knew most of the story before i finished it, because it was so exciting and intruiging i kept cross referencing a lot of things with the silmarillion, etc. and there's no way anyone can keep the whole gandalf thing secet... although i guess we'll have to :D

enjoy reading it goldberry. hopefully once you've finished it (and then read the silmarillion, of course) you can join in some of the threads. we'd love your input!

:) :) :)

[anduin]

The butler did it.

[Bacchus]

Originally posted by anduin
The butler did it.

...with the Candlestick, in the Conservatory.