The Entmooters' Party!

[Rána Eressëa]

Heh...I couldn't help myself :) Whether you were a part of "What would you do?" or not, please join in on the madness!

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(Rogue Elf sits impatiently near the door, waiting for the party guests to show up. Suddenly the doorbell rings, and she jumps up to answer it.)

Rogue Elf: Ah! FrodoFriend! You've made it!
FrodoFriend: [looking stark-raving mad] Lembas! Lembas! Where are they at?! Show me! NOW!!!
Rogue Elf: [jumps back] Ohhhkay... [points to the kitchen] In there!
FrodoFriend: [dives into the kitchen]
Rogue Elf: And don't eat all the cheesy poofs!!!

RRIIIIINNNGGG! RIINNNGG!

Rogue Elf: Who is it this time? [opens door]
Feraway: Hey! What's up, chica?
Rogue Elf: Hey! Come on in! Just don't go into the kitchen yet... [whispers] ...FrodoFriend is eating lembas.
Feraway: [gasps!] Uh-oh. Well, thanks for the warning.
Rogue Elf: You're welcome. [smiles]
Feraway: I'm gonna walk around.
Rogue Elf: Go on ahead.

(Feraway disappears up the stairs. Doorbell rings again. Rogue Elf dashes for it.)

Rogue Elf: WHASSUP??!!
Samwise of the shire: [shrieks] AHHH!!!
Rogue Elf: Oh, I'm sorry.
Sam: S'all right.
Rogue Elf: Well, come on in and do something. Whatever you want, I guess. Everyone's just starting to show up.
Sam: I'll go get a drink. [walks off]

(The doorbell rings yet again. Rogue Elf answers.)

Rogue Elf: Hello, Churl! What'd you bring with ya?
Churl: Some good ol' Dwwwaaaarrrrrvvvviiiissshhhhh ALE!!! [sprays Dwarvish Ale around the room]
Rogue Elf: [shrieks] And I just CLEANED this place!!!

RRIIIINNNGG!! RIINNGGGG!!

Rogue Elf: It'll never be spotless white again... [sniffles] ...Tesseract! You made it!
Tesseract: AI! AI! I told you I would! You know, just because--

RIIIINNGGGG!!! RIIINNGGGG!!!

Rogue Elf: Oh, hold on a second. [opens door]
Jerseydevil: I found it! Oh, the wonder of it all! I almost got lost looking for this place, you know...but then I ran into those wonderfully nice elves again and they--
Rogue Elf: Great! Perfect! Sit down! Have a drink! Whatever!
FrodoFriend: [yelling across the house] LLEEEEEMMMBBAASSS!!!!
Churl: [yelling back in reply] DWWWAAARRRRVVVVIIIISSHHH ALE!!!!
FrodoFriend: MMUUUSSSHHHRROOOOOMMMSSSS!!!!
Churl: MEEEEEAAAAAAAADDD!!!!
Jerseydevil: What? Are you all a bunch of drug addicts now?
FrodoFriend: WEEEEEEEEEEEEDD!!!!
Rogue Elf: [shakes head] I'm afraid so...

(Someone rings the doorbell to the tune of "Jingle Bells".)

FrodoFriend: AHA! I know who that is!!! [makes a run for it to the door] I'LL GET IT!!!
Rogue Elf: Hey! What are you--
FrodoFriend: I CAN FLLYYY!!! [crashes into the door]
Rogue Elf: [cringes] Girl...no more lembas for you.
Jerseydevil: [answers the door] Wayfarer! How's it been going?
Wayfarer: [whips out a staff] I am a servant of the UBER LEET, wielder of the MAD SKILLZ! POWERGAMING will not avail you--
Jerseydevil: Umm...I think that thread ended already...
Wayfarer: Oh... [pauses] ...kinda hard to get out of the habit...
Jerseydevil: I understand. Come on! Join the party!
Wayfarer: [looks down at FrodoFriend] What happened to her?
Jerseydevil: Lembas. Want one?
Wayfarer: [raises eyebrows] Ehh...no thanks...

RIINNGG!! RIIINNGG!!

Rogue Elf: [sighs] The door is open, Hugo!!!
Hugo Weaving: Oh, I knew that. Galadriel, honey! Come! The party has begun!
Galadriel: [walks in gracefully] Oh, what a nice little place you have here, Rogue Elf. It's a shame you didn't chose to go to live in Middle-earth. By the way...where are the hobbit Frodos at?
Rogue Elf: Hmm...running around here somewhere I'm sure...

(Frodo #1 and Frodo #2 run by throwing ice cream at each other.)

Rogue Elf: AHH!!! NOO!!! NOT THE COUCH! NOT THE COUCH! [runs after them]
Hugo: Heh heh heh...this is so amusing!!! [twitches]
Jerseydevil: Want a lemba?
Hugo: Ah! LEMBAS!!! Give them to me!
Jerseydevil: They're in the kitchen.
Hugo: [runs into the kitchen] AH-HA-HA-HA!!! LEEMMBBAASSS!!!

(FrodoFriend wakes up suddenly and stands to her feet.)

FrodoFriend: You-know-who isn't here yet...is he?
Rogue Elf: Yes, he is. Why?
FrodoFriend: MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!! [skips off laughing] I've got a GREAT game we can play! Eh-heh-heh-heh!!!

RRIIIIINNNGGG!! RIIINNNGGG!!

Rogue Elf: For Eru's sake, the door is still open!!!!!
bropous: Oh, picky, picky, aren't you?
Rogue Elf: Oh, hey, bropous! Whassup?!
bropous: [looks up, scrunches face] Looks like chocolate ice cream to me...
Rogue Elf: [screeches] AHH!!! GET YOUR BUTTS OVER HERE, FRODO #1 AND FRODO #2!!! I'MA STRANGLE YOU!!! [runs off again]

(Suddenly the doorbell is rung again, and in walks...)

[emplynx]

EMPLYNX who chills on Rogue Elf's computer and talks to all the 'mooters who can be present.
EMPLYNX: It is 15 after! Where is Starr Polish?

[Nibs]

[Nibs hobbles through the door]
Rogue Elf: Hello! Good morning!
[Nibs stares at her, unfeelingly]
Nibs: [bitterly] What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that it is a morning to be good on?
Rogue Elf: Uh, all of them. Come on in.
[Nibs straightens out and smiles]
Nibs: Splendid! I was just kidding, you know. I brought Middle-Earth Monopoly.
[He pulls a box from behind his back]
Rogue Elf: Wonderful! Get a game going.
[Nibs hurries on in and challenges Bropous to a game by gingerly whacking him in the back of the head with it]

[Comic Book Guy]

Keep Roleplaying to the RPG forum.

[Rána Eressëa]

But it's not roleplaying. It's story telling! Yeesha. Oh well...

[emplynx]

strange.

[Nibs]

Nibs: Hey! Who let that moderator in on the party?? They can start their own and then break it up, if they like!
[FF starts frothing at the mouth and attacks Comic Book Guy]
Frodo Friend: He's not one of us!! How does it taste, precioussss?
[Comic Book Guy flees]


Anyone, feel free to join in... the fun's fine.

[Laurelyn]

Laurelyn: *steps in gingerly, hoping that no bombs will land on her head* Hello! I really don't belong here . . . but the sign on the door said "please join in the madness," so I decided to.
*gets hit on the head by flying ice cream thrown by some Frodo or another* !@#$%^&!!!!!!!! I forgot to be aware of UFIC's!! (unidentified flying ice creams) *shakes ice cream out of her eyes*
RE: *runs by* Oh, hello!
Laurelyn: Oy! I see what you mean about "join the madness . . ."
FrodoFriend: Lembas . . .
Laurelyn: *raises eyebrows*
Hugo: Lembas . . . .
Laurelyn: *backs away slowly* *muttering* Why do I expect one of them to say "My preciousssssss" right about now?
FrodoFriend: My preciousss . . .
Laurelyn: *Runs into the other room* *sees Frodo # 1 and #2 hiding behind a couch* What are youguys up to?
Frodo 1: *whispering* Hiding From RE . . . she is really gonna kill us . . . please don't give us away!
Laurelyn: No, I won't give you away, although you did hit me in the head with some flying ice cream.
Frodo 2 *looks sheepish* Sorry.
Laurelyn: Y'know, the only reason I'm not giving you guys away is cause you're both awfully darned cute . . .
Frodos 1 and 2: We are? Why, thank you . . .
Laurelyn: *slaps herself* *muttering* Wait, Laurelyn, aren't they already . . . er . . . claimed by Sam and FrodoFriend? Or RE and . . . well, they're already claimed. . . . Damn! REminder to self . . . Must not attempt to kiss Frodo, must not attempt to kiss Frodo . . .
Laurelyn: Er . . . see ya! *runs off to see about that lembas*

[Comic Book Guy]

It's Evil being fun.

[Laurelyn]

And it's fun being evil, too . . . :D

[Rána Eressëa]

(Rogue Elf darts around each corner looking for the two mischievious Frodos: Frodo #1, who belongs to FrodoFriend, and Frodo #2, who belongs to Sam. Actually, she didn't care who they belonged to -- she was gonna get her hands on them if it was--)

FrodoFriend: Rogue! Rogue! Everyone's getting in the pool! They just crowd-surfed Hugo and emplynx in the water!!!
Rogue Elf: Don't care! Must...find...Frodos! AND STRANGLE THEM!!!
FrodoFriend: [gasps and tackles RE angrily to the floor]
Rogue Elf: [gets away and runs for the living room] Laurelyn! Laurelyn! Have you seen the Frodos?!
Laurelyn: Err...hmm...no! Nope, not at all. [shrugs] Sorry.
Rogue Elf: ARGH!! WHERE ARE THEY?!
FrodoFriend: [starts singing softly] You're going to go to beeeed...and dreeeaam...happy dreams abooouut...
Laurelyn: [arches eyebrows]
Rogue Elf: [smiles slyly and calms down] You know...I'm not so mad anymore. I wouldn't strangle the Frodos...they're too sweet...
FrodoFriend: Eh heh heh heh....this is so amusing! [twitches] MUUSSHRROOOOMSS!!!!
Rogue Elf: LEEEMMMBBAASSS!!!
Frodo #1: MEEEEEAAAAADD!!!!
Frodo #2: WEEEEEEEEEEEDD!!!
Laurelyn: [slowly creeps away]
Rogue Elf: TO THE POOL!

(Rogue Elf, Frodo #1, and Frodo #2 run out to the pool. Laurelyn has already escaped to there, and FrodoFriend is standing in the living room alone, snickering...)

FrodoFriend: Now...time for my masterful plan! Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-- *cough* ha *cough*
Jerseydevil: And what would that be?
FrodoFriend: [shrieks!] AHHH!!! Oh, sorry, it's just you.
Jerseydevil: Yeah, I just appear whenever I feel like it. [smiles]
FrodoFriend: Well...erm...I have to go! [runs away giggling]

(As FrodoFriend gets ready for her "masterful" scheme, down at the pool...)

[Evenstar]

*Evenstar waits quietly at the door, shuffling her feet, anxiously awaiting her invitation*

[Nibs]

'Tis an Entmooters party. That means you're invited, Evenstar.

Hmm... I dislike existing only in my own excerpts... and why is Frodo-Friend getting such a bad rap? I hope nobody minds being in this without knowing it.

Misnomer: the attitudes portrayed in this writing are not essentially based on truth, but are exceptionally funny, if I do say so myself.

[Nibs, Bropous, Wayfarer, and Tessaract are busy over M-E Monopoly]
Wayfarer: Give up, mortal! Surrender your pecuniary assets to me else I seize them by force!
Bropous: Do you always have to talk like that?
Wayfarer: Buck over da dough, fool, 'fore I PK yo' little shiz.
Bropous: Okay, that's even worse.
Tessaract: Whose roll is it?
Nibs: Mine.
Tessaract: So... get the dice and GO.
Nibs: Can't. Frodo Friend is caressing them.
[FF holds them in her cupped left hand, running her right hand over]
Frodo Friend: My preciousesss...
[Wayfarer takes them; Frodo Friend goes away muttering about some scheme]
Nibs: Ooookay... lucky, lucky seven... I want to heckle Tessaract while he's in jail...
Tessaract: That's not even funny...
[Nibs rolls a seven, squeals, then moves his piece to the corner]
Nibs: Hey, how's it going, man? What are you in for?
Tessaract: ...three doubles...
Nibs: Oh, tough luck... do they have everything you need? Plenty of toilet paper? How are your arthropod roommates treating you?
Tessaract: Shut up and pass the dice!
[Nibs hands them to Bropous]
Bropous: Thanks. Hey, if I get an eleven we can both heckle Tessaract!
[Tessaract folds his arms and lets his head collapse on them]
Nibs: I'll cross my fingers.
[Bropous rolls an eleven; Nibs squeals again and puts Bropous' piece next to his]
Bropous: [to Tessaract] Hey, man... I know how it is... I just got out five turns ago...
Nibs: We've all been there... don't get down on yourself...
Tessaract: [muttering to himself] Two more turns, just two more turns...
Wayfarer: [grabs the dice] Yipee ki-ay! My turn now! If I roll a fifteen I can join you guys!
[everyone but Tessaract laughs; Wayfarer rolls a two and gets a chance card]
Wayfarer: I cannot read the fiery letters... ha! Just kidding! Go directly to jail! Tessaract, we can be jail-buddies for two turns!
[Tessaract smiles sarcastically as he pantomimes hanging himself]


Wow... I learned more about you guys by writing this than anything... :D

[Nariel Starfire]

Nariel: {Enters with a very bombed and confused Orlando BLoom on her arm}

[Rána Eressëa]

Actually, I'm not giving FF a bad rap -- it's a big inside joke only FF would understand :D

And maybe...a few...extra...people, too ;)

FF, get your booty on here and post, girl!

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(Rogue Elf sneaks through the large crowd of people and goes into the kictchen. In a large glass bowl on the table she spotted the lembas and quietly crept over to them. She takes one look around, sees no one, and instantly grabs the bowl and runs off with it.)

A half hour later...

Nibs: [looks around] Does anyone notice Rogue's been missing for a while now?
bropous: Isn't that supposed to be a good thing? The less halfwits, the better! [rolls dice]
Tesseract: Well, I'd hate to be here when she gets back and finds the mess Frodo #1 and Frodo #2 did...
Wayfarer: [looks up] Where?!
Tesseract: [points over to the large, mishap tent made of ice cream-stained sheets strewn over two chairs and a couch]
Wayfarer: [gives off a low whistle] Oh, yeah. They're dead.
bropous: Aha! Seven! SEVEN! I'm on Gondor!!!
Nibs: [smiles evilly] And I own it.
bropous: [goes silent] NOOOOOOO!!!

(Meanwhile, Evenstar stumbles upon a rather disoriented Rogue Elf.)

Evenstar: [gasps!] What happened to you?!
Rogue Elf: [eyes grow wide and hungry] Leembaaass...
Evenstar: [arches eyebrows] Huh?
Rogue Elf: [hiccups] Lembas! [tilts to the left] And some god ol' Dwwaaarrrrvviiiissshhhh Ale! [hiccups]
Evenstar: Ooh...not good. [shakes head] Hey, Elrond!!!

(Hugo bounces into the room.)

Hugo: It's Hugo! Not Elrond! I just play Elrond in the movie!
Evenstar: Whatever -- just help Rogue Elf here... [whispers] ...lemba overdose...
Hugo: [gasps!] So that's where they all went! FORGET IT! [stomps off muttering]
Evenstar: Oopsy...umm...GALADRIEL!!!
Galadriel: [steps gracefully into the room] Hello, Even-- [trips over a shoe and falls flat on her face]
Evenstar: [cringes] Ouch! [leans over] Are you alright?
Galadriel: [hops back up] Yes, I'm fine. [straights up her dress] What is it that you called me for?
Evenstar: Rogue Elf. Overdose. Lembas.
Galadriel: [gasps!] This is a serious matter! [thinks quietly] But I'm afraid I can't help.
Evenstar: Why?!
Galadriel: [sighs] Here, how about this? The poison of the sweet Lembas and bitter Dwarvish Ale will fade off when someone likes her even when she's a disheveled drunk. There, happy?
Evenstar: What's this look like to you? DISNEY?
Galadriel: I said like. My Eru, you little ones have such imaginations! Say you're her friend and mean it and it goes away! The end!
Evenstar: Oh, alright. I'm Rogue Elf's friend.
Rogue Elf: LEEEEEMMBBAAAASSS!!! [hiccups]
Evenstar: [blinks] Didn't work.
Galadriel: Fine. Smack her head.
Evenstar: [smacks Rogue Elf's head]
Rogue Elf: [snaps awake from her drunkeness] Hey! WHERE ARE THOSE FRODOS??!!
Galadriel: Wallah. The magic of Galadriel does not cease.
Rogue Elf: [darts off down the hall] I'M GOING TO STRANGLE YOU FRIGGIN' LITTLE RATS!!!

In the distance...

Frodo #2: [squeals] AHH!!!
Frodo #1: RUN!!!

[Nibs]

Yes, collaborate with us, Frodo Friend... you can even make yourself less psychotic than we have if you like, though you make up for some quite good comic relief.

Does anyone else think the M-E Monopoly game situation turned out quite funny? I wish they'd make that game... maybe they will.

[galadriel88]

*There is a knock on the door. Rouge Elf answers and Galadriel88 walks in.*
GALAD88: Hi everyone, how's it going?
RE: Um...see for yourself.
*Galad88 looks around and sighs*
GALAD88: Well what can you expect, mooters are just crazy like that. Not that I'd act that wild, sheesh!
*Galad88 now spots Galadriel*
GALAD88: What are you doing here?
GALADRIEL: What do you mean?
GALAD88: There can't be 2 Galadriels! There's just not room for the two of us in this town.
*Galad88 starts walking towards Galadriel, her eyes burning with hatred. They proceed to get in a catfight.*
WAYFARER: It's the Battle of the Galadriels! Place your bets now!
*All start cheering on the 2 contenders.*
CHURL: Who wants some Dwarvish Ale?

[Nazgûl Queen]

*The door is flung open and Morauko, Queen of the Nazgul, rushes in and jumps between Galad88 and Galadriel, glaring at Galad88*

I'd love to let you kill her.... but you see, she is the Grandmother of Tinuviel... and I'm Tinuviel's guardian... so if you hurt Galadriel I'll have to kill you!

*Brandishes her sword and Galad88 slowly backs away*

Much better. See that you dont do it again.

*Looks for RogueElf to show her where the kitchen is...*

[Laurelyn]

Laurelyn: *watches catfight quietly in the distance* OOOooookkaaayy . . . right . . .*sneaks off*

*bumps into the Frodos again* Oh! You! Er, why, um . . . hiding from RE again?
Frodo #1 Yep.
#2: She's busy, so we took our chance.
Laurelyn: I see. *thinking to self: must not kiss Frodo, must not kiss Frodo . . .* Y'know, I better go elsewhere.
Frodos: Don't give us away!
Laurelyn: Whatever . . . *runs off to other room, ends up near the monopoly game*Heyo, whatcha doing?
Bropous: *grumbles* Paying what I owe Nibs for Rent.
Laurelyn. Oh. I take it that's expensive?
Bropous: Yep. *alarm goes offf* Oh, there's the understatement of the century alarm . . . better go turn it off. *fiddles with something on the wall. IT stops beeping* There.
Laurelyn: Ah, whatever . . . *goes back to see what's left of the catfight.

[Celebwen]

*runs through the doorway holding a can of cheese whiz. She grabs what's left of the lembas and starts making an origami cow by sticking the pieces together with....CHEESE! She then, of course, proceeds to where the guys are playing monopoly and showers them with cheese*
Celeb: The power of CHEESE!! Mwahahahahaha........ow.............*trips over the same rock that Galadriel tripped over. She stands up again looking evil* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHA....*gag* This stuff is powerful.......MWAHAHA!!!!!!

[Nibs]

Who are these Frodos I hear so much about? I'd integrate them into my parts, except I don't know who/what they are.

[the monopoly mayhem ensues]
Nibs: YOU CANNOT PASS!!!! ...without paying me rent first, that is.
Tessaract: Do you have to say that every time we land on one of your spaces?
Nibs: Until I pull all the cash I can from your quivering corpses, I will.
[canned cheese is sprayed every where by Celebwen; Nibs gets cheese shot into his eyes]
Aw, my freakin' heck! Who's the delinquent? This stuff must have 500% of one's daily sodium intake!! Oh, how it burns!!!
[he collapses, spasms, then lays still]
Wayfarer: Dibs on his property.
Bropous: Well, I think we should roll for it.
Tessaract: Yeah... fair's fair.
[Nibs stands up quickly]
Nibs: I hate it when that happens... oh, and I'd like to keep my property, thank you.
[he turns his head]
Ooo! Lembas! So that's what it looks like...
[takes a bite; looks at it, amazed]
So that's what it tastes like...
[puts it under his nose and inhales deeply; is amazed once again]
So that's what it smells like...
[frenetically rubs it all over his face]
So that's what it feels like...
[Wayfarer, Bropous and Tessaract are looking at each other, then at Nibs]
Bropous: It's your turn, weirdo.
Nibs: Ah! Thank you.
[he rolls]
Ah, an eleven... that's my property, and- HEY! Who just landed on my Minas Tirith? Somebody owes me bookoo bucks... that's my most expensive property.
Bropous: I beg to differ, but we agreed that if you don't notice within their turn, the other person doesn't have to pay. Wayfarer rolled while you were cavorting in the lembas, so he needn't pay.
Nibs: [seriously] Yes, but there is also a rule that states that any players with the diphthong "ay" in their name do not abide by that rule, but instead have to pay an allotment of five percent for each turn to the owner of the property.
[none of them buy it]
Okay! So I've never been a good liar! Carry on with the game.
[Bropous rolls]
Bropous: Ah, the quaint Shire... how much is that, Tessaract?
Tessaract: ...twenty silver pieces...
Bropous: And weren't you going to put hotels there just this turn?
Tessaract: ...yes...
[B]Broupous: And how much would it have cost me then?
Tessaract: Fifteen hundred...
Bropous: Oh, tough luck... here's your twenty, though.
[a brawl nearly erupts next to the game]
Wayfarer: [in a brooklyn accent] Hey! Can't you sees weah playin' a game heah?!
Nibs: Hey! There isn't going to be a brawl without... [short pause] [I]Bropous getting involved!
[he picks up and heaves Bropous between them]
Bropous: Hey! [he notices his position, and takes a quick glance at both sides] Uh, okay... let there be no quarrells among us... and... let the light of Aman shine throughout the remainder of this party...
[everyone falls silent; a long pause follows]
Uh... rock on?
[everyone erupts in applause and laughter; the remainder of the party is peaceful... mostly; the monopoliers return to the game]
Nibs: I knew you could handle that...
Bropous: Compliments won't get you out of that twelve hundred you owe me right there.
Nibs: Drat! I thought you wouldn't notice.
Bropous: Whatever. Pay up.

[Nariel Starfire]

{O.B passes out on the ground.}
Nariel Oh, bugger. Wat will I do now? {Goes to mingle}

[Rána Eressëa]

If you don't know who the Frodos are you've never read the epic thread "What would you do? heh heh heh. . ." :p

It's a long story - a bunch people parodied LOTR beginning with kidnapping Elijah and convincing him he's actually Frodo (FrodoFriend and I did that :) ) and at the council run by Hugo Weaving that played Elrond, we made a Fellowship of the Messageboard. Wayfarer was Gandalf, Aldesign = Aragorn, Churl = Gimli, Tesseract = Legolas, Jerseydevil = Boromir (a group of elves turned him from evil to good), FrodoFriend/Me/Sam were the other hobbits, bropous was Brollum (or Gollum), and we basically went to destroy the Ring of Popculture controlled by Martha Stewart. At the end, before Elijah could put the Ring into the Microwave of Doom, Brollum bit off his finger in three pieces and they morphed into 3 hobbit Frodos: Frodo #1 (FrodoFriend's), Frodo #2 (Sam's), and Frodo #3 (mine) - that way we'd leave Elijah alone. Get it now? :D

[Nibs]

I guess you had to be there... I'll just leave that little bit out of my installments to avoid my own confusion.

And how do you think my excerpts are? I laugh out loud at them every time... Middle-Earth Monopoly would be awesome.

I'll end the game soon... move on to more situations among the party-goers... this could turn out really funny.

[Rána Eressëa]

It's cute :) I love it!

[Nibs]

Cute? That's hardly the word I'd choose, but a particularly good compliment nonetheless... updates soon.

[Celebwen]

*watches triumphantly as Nibs passes out due to the cheese* This stuff is highly potent ya know.........HEY! Nariel, I bet I could revive Orli with this.....just hold 'im still.....*shakes can untill ready* Oi, here goes!!!! (***just hope RE doesn't mind the mess she's making***):rolleyes:

[FrodoFriend]

Note: If anyone dares to touch MY Frodo (#1) her/his life is forfeit.

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FrodoFriend sits on the floor in the corner, taking Oreos apart, eating the creme, and making a Roman mosaic out of the cookies.

FF: *muttering to herself* Preciousss . . . they all think I'm high on lembas, do they? Caressing dice, my foot! *hiccups* Well, well, I'll show them . . . for I have a MASTERFUL PLAN!
*dramatic music*

FF, giggling, crawls off to find the two Frodos, who are hiding in the laundry basket.

FF: Hey, Frodo!
Frodos: *in unison* What?
FF: You have to help me . . . I have a MASTERFUL PLAN!!
Frodos: *still in unison* Okay!
FF: Could you please stop that? It's disturbing.
Frodo#1: Sorry, dearest heart! Your wish is my command!
Frodo#2: Where's Sam? *looks sad and lonely*

Frodo#3 comes crawling over to join them.

Frodo#3: I can't find Rogue! *looks sad and lonely*
FF: Um . . . Rogue has some . . . other interests.
Frodo#3: *bursts into tears*
FF: There, there. She'll see reason soon. Now, about my MASTERFUL PLAN. . .

FF and the three Frodos huddle into a dark corner and begin whispering to each other and giggling. Wayfarer, briefly leaving the Monopoly game, comes over to investigate.

WY: *suspiciously* What are you doing?
FF: Oh, nothing . . . *whistles innocently*
WY: *gasps* You're coming up with a MASTERFUL PLAN!!!
*Everyone gasps and a sudden silence falls*
Hugo: Oh, goody! I love masterful plans!

Unbeknownst to everyone, Frodo#1 has slipped off on a secret errand.

WY: But this isn't just a masteful plan, is it? This is *the* MASTERFUL PLAN.
*Everyone gasps again.*
Nibs: No! Don't you dare disrupt my Monopoly game! I just got a Palantir!
*Bropous surreptitiously steals Nibs' Palantir*
Nibs: Hey! I saw that!
*Bropous squeals and hides behind couch*

Suddenly, a flying, spitting, shrieking, howling, punching, hair-yanking whirlwind rolls into the room.

Churl: It's the chick fight!
Tesseract: AI! AI! A chick fight! A chick fight is come!

Chaos ensues as Galadriel, galadriel88, and the Nazgul Queen roll around the room fighting and disrupting everything. Rogue Elf runs into the room screaming about the mess.

RE: *shrieking* I'm going to strangle you all!! YOU LITTLE RATS!! I'm going to STRANGLE YOU!!

Amid the chaos, FF and the two remaining Frodos slyly slip into the shadows. RE hurls herself at Wayfarer, spraying Cheez Whiz in uncomfortable places. The whirling chickfight rolls over Nibs, Bropous, Tesseract, Churl, Celebwen, Laurelyn, Evenstar, Sam, Nariel and the Monopoly game.

Churl: It's Dwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaarvish ale in self-defense! *fends chick fight off by spraying ale at it*
Tesseract: AI! Just because AI! *beats everyone nearby with giant rubber band*
WY: *between blows of his staff hitting random people * I - did - not - have - relations - with - that - Balrog! - OOF!

JD: SILENCE!!

Sudden silence falls. JD stands in the middle of the room, looking pale, serious, and grave.

JD: Something terrible has occurred . . . FrodoFriend and the Frodos have carried out their MASTERFUL PLAN!
*Everyone gasps*
WY: NOOOOOOO!!
JD: Yes! The fateful day has come . . . They have stolen our bathing suits!! We cannot swim!!

From far off, FF's giggling is heard.

Churl: No! We must resist! We must recover our bathing suits! *leaps up, waving ax around. Accidentally whaps Bropous*
Bropous: Ouchssss!!
Churl: Er . . . sorry . . . we must recover our bathing suits!!

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Can the party members find their bathing suits and finally go swimming? Is FF really evil, or just insane? What about the Monopoly game?
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Hugo: Hee hee hee! *giggles* This is so amusing! *rolls eyes with laughter and twitches*

[Rána Eressëa]

*squeals* Cheez WHIZ?! CHEEZ WHIZ?!

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(Everyone shrieks and buddles up in the living room as the lights are cut out. Laughter can be heard from the basement below.)

Jerseydevil: [sighing] Not AGAIN...and I thought we escaped that mall...
Rogue Elf: FRODO #3! Where are you?! He had something to do with this, I know it. Damn you, FrodoFriend!
Jerseydevil: Huh? Shouldn't you be--
Rogue Elf: [stomps JD's foot]
Jerseydevil: [squeaks] Okay, gotcha...
Nibs: I have no idea what's going on!
bropous: Good for you.
Sam: We need light!
Wayfarer: That can be arranged... [lights the stone on the tip of his staff] I knew this thing would come in handy!
Tesseract: AI! AI! I knew it! Show me the money, Churl!
Churl: [muttering] Oh, fine... [gives Tesseract a twenty dollar bill]
Tesseract: Heh heh heh...
Laurelyn: Ooh! Ooh! Is this gonna be like it was in "WWYD"? I always wanted to be a part of that!
bropous: Oh, the terror...no reminders, please.
Celebwen: Ah! I'm out of CHEEZ WHIZ!!! [faints, falls on top of the passed out Orlando Bloom]
Evenstar: [winces, backs away] Uh, can we just go find our bathing suits?
Nariel: Yes! We need our bathing suits!
Rogue Elf: CHARGE!!! [runs ahead of the light, trips over Celebwen and Orlando]
Jerseydevil: Uh...are you okay?
Rogue Elf: [hops up] Yeah, I'm fine. Now, starting with Wayfarer: CHARGE!!!
Churl: FrodoFriend is gonna pay for this! I LOST TWENTY DOLLARS!
Tesseract: AI! AI! Charge!
bropous: Hey, wait a minute...where's Feraway?

*Ominous music...*

Rogue Elf: Oh, she went upstairs.
Jerseydevil: For what?
Rogue Elf: [shrugs] Beats me.
Laurelyn: Maybe they...KIDNAPPED HER!

*More ominous music...*

Everyone: [GASPS!]
Rogue Elf: Nah, I doubt it.
Wayfarer: Are we going to recover our bathing suits, or what?
Rogue Elf: Oh. Oh yeah - CHARGE!!!

(Everybody huddles together and sets off through the large house...)

Tesseract: AI! AI! Large house?! We'll never find them!
Evenstar: Ah, quit it. You're scaring the lil' ones.
Tesseract: I am a lil' one!
Evenstar: [blinks] Oh, alright.

(More insane giggling...)

Wayfarer: It's coming from the bathroom!!
Rogue Elf: Well, open the door.
Wayfarer: No, you open it.
Rogue Elf: No, you open it.
Wayfarer: No, I insist.
Rogue Elf: No, I insist.
Jerseydevil: Dear Eru, I'll do it!

(Jerseydevil jerks open the door to find...)

[Laurelyn]

Originally posted by Rogue Elf

Laurelyn: Ooh! Ooh! Is this gonna be like it was in "WWYD"? I always wanted to be a part of that!

Gosh, how did you know I always wanted to be a part of it?? :)

[Rána Eressëa]

Originally posted by Nibs
Cute? That's hardly the word I'd choose, but a particularly good compliment nonetheless... updates soon.

Well, I use cute to explain practically everything I like. It means anything from cool to hilarious, etc.

[Nibs]

That's insipid.

[Rána Eressëa]

Thou hast challenged me, Nibs! Part with thy word or prepare to fight with it! *arms herself with chocolate ice cream and 3 mischievious Frodos*

(note: this post does not link itself with the plot of the story)

[Evenstar]

hehe!!! ANOTHER FIGHT!!! *runs and hides under desk again* Maybe I should consider a couch under here!!

[FrodoFriend]

Hey! You're arming yourself with my Frodo?! Excuse me?!

[Nariel Starfire]

Nariel [drags Celebwen off Orlando and puts him on a couch. Goes to find some Tabasco sauce.] anybody got Tabasco? It worked in Back to the Future!

[Nariel Starfire]

[wants to find her swimsuit, but needs Tabasco!]

[Rána Eressëa]

Hey, they like throwing ice cream, FrodoFriend, and don't need to be asked twice :) And I believe we left off with Jerseydevil opening the bathroom door and finding something which is meant to be important to the story! :p

[Laurelyn]

Only I have absolutely no clue as to what's behind that door. :confused:

[Earniel]

You're not the only one...
*sits down, pushes Orlando aside to have more room. Stuffs her face with lembas leftovers*
so what's going on here? Can I join?

[samwise of the shire]

And MINE. Nuh uh!

*Sam stands up after pushing the women off her back and the board game and speaks up timidly*
Sam: Ummmm we COULD do without the swiming suits and go swimming still. *Sam grins evilly and everyone stares at Sam in shock that this quiet and meek girl would suggest such a thing as skinny dipping*
Sam:You guys. I was KIDDING
Frodo#2: D***
*Sam goes over to her Frodo and hugs him. He kisses her*
FF:Oh isn't that sweet?
Sam

[Rána Eressëa]

Ah...you make up what's behind the door! That's the whole point - make up as we go along :)

[FrodoFriend]

Eek . . . come on, some one, write what's behind the bathroom door! If you don't hurry, I'LL do it, and then you'll be sorry! :D

[Celebwen]

[Slowly revives and sits up] Where's my CHEESE WHIZ!? And why is it so dark...? [tries to make her way to the other Ents and ends up covered in cheese] WAIT UP FOR CHEESEWEN.....er.......CELEBWEN!!!!!! ^_^

[galadriel88]

JerseyDevil opens the bathroom door to find...
(Don don don...)

JD: A book!
Galad88:What is it?
Starr: It's a book, you dork, he just said that!
Galad88: No, I meant what's it called?
JD: It's.....

Now, I've got you started, ya'll make up what it is!

[CardenIAntauraNauco]

IT IS A BOOK ENTITLED "HOW TO CONSTRUCT A RUDIMENTARY LATHE IN 6 EASY STEPS"

edit~oops..I guess that was Jersey Devil's job. Forget it.

[galadriel88]

Not necessarily. We're all making it up as we go along, and whoever gets there first gets to tell what happens next. So unless JD has something even better in mind or is totally offended, your title is valid, Carden.

[galadriel88]

Sooooo, is anyone gonna do anything?

[Rána Eressëa]

Doubtfully :D

[Nibs]

[Nibs, Tessaract, Wayfarer and Bropous grow weary of the game]
Bropous: What's that hullabaloo upstairs?
Nibs: [contemplating his next move] Roll... don't roll... roll... don't roll.
Tessaract: Can you go already? This game takes long enough.
Nibs: You know, I really think this game is made to determine who will give up first. I mean, really... how many of these games have you started and quit from because either:
A: It took too long,
2: You needed to shave since the time you started,
OR
µ: You needed to change clothes?
Of course, they all go back to A, and I'll end by saying this game takes too long.
Bropous: I concur.
Tessaract: Me too. But what should we do now?
Wayfarer: Gargle.
[The others eye Wayfarer waringly]
Nibs: Riiiight... oh! Oh! Let's do Middle-Earth twenty-one! I'll think of a character and tell you man, elf or dwarf and you get to ask twenty-one questions... but if you don't get it, then... I get to have you guys do something silly. Okay... elf. Go.
Bropous: Is it Gil-Galad?
Nibs: Maybe.
Bropous: Okay, my turn... dwarf.
Nibs: I hate you.

Some time later...

Bropous: Okay, guys, that's twenty-one questions! The answer was Mim. Now you have to do something silly... let's see, why don't you re-enact the scene where Turin slays Glaurung and Nienel comes after. Wayfarer, you'll be Glaurung, Tessaract will be Turin and Nibs...
Nibs: Did I mention I hate you?
Bropous: You have the opportunity to be Nienel.
Nibs: Remind me to kill you later.
Bropous: I can die content after watching you play as Nienel.

[Rána Eressëa]

(Rogue Elf creeps away from the group upstairs and wanders over to a door with faint light from inside. She grabs the handle and throws it open...)

Rogue Elf: [gasps!] FrodoFriend! And the three Frodos! And our bathing suits!
Frodo #1: We must get her!
Frodo #3: Don't let her leave!
Frodo #2: Gag her with a sock!
Rogue Elf: [nods approvingly] Wow, FrodoFriend, great job converting them into masterful kidnappers.
FrodoFriend: [grins] I know!

(The three Frodos tackle Rogue Elf and they fall into the hallway. The fighting ensues and the group topples down the stairs, and crash straight into Nibs, Bropous, Tesseract, and Wayfarer at the bottom.)

FrodoFriend: Eek! No, you foolish Frodos! Kidnapping is meant to be SECRET!!!

(Everyone turns to look at FrodoFriend...)

[FrodoFriend]

FF: Um . . . er . . . that is to say . . . Kidnapping some one for a surprise birthday party is meant to be SECRET!!

Everyone looks excited at the mention of a surprise party.

All: Oooh!
FF: *to herself* Phew! That was close! *out loud* Anyway, yes! I had planned a surprise party, but now my secret is out! As a gift to all the illustrious Entmooters here, I have revamped their bathing suits in the latest fashion!
All: OOOOHH!

FF gives everyone their *new* bathing suits . . .

Bropous: Pink and frilly! Yes, I love it! Oops, I mean . . . *looks around guiltily*
Wayfarer: Why does mine say "Property of a deranged, exiled half-Elf on it?"
Nibs: Why does mine say "Hands off, he's reserved!"
Tesseract: Um, is it supposed to come in two parts?

Mild chaos ensues as everyone tries to figure out how to put on their *new* bathing suits and wonders at the strange new features. Meanwhile, FF stands in the shadows, three Frodos at her side, smiling an evil smile.

FF: Mwa ha ha. My MASTERFUL PLAN draws to its climax!

RE: *watching FF* This bodes ill . . . something must be done!

[Earniel]

Eärniel: This is fishy... *seeing a plastic fish that is attached on her "new" bathingsuit*

Rogue Elf nudges Laurelyn

Rogue Elf: I don't trust this one bit....

Laurelyn: Neither do I, yellow is definately not my colour...

Rogue Elf: NO! That's not what I meant! Look at FrodoFriend!

FrodoFriend stands overlooking the chaos with a broad smile on her face. The Frodo's stand behind her whispering amongst then and grinning evilly.

Laurelyn and Rogue Elf exchange looks.

Laurelyn: Uh-uh

FrodoFriend: Alright everybody, we can go swimming now in our new bathingsuits! Isn't that great?!

[Nibs]

"Mild chaos ensues". That makes me absolutely giddy, FrodoFriend. Why does every one have to crash into us?

I'll finish the re-enactment soon. Then swimming? Is that where this is headed? "Hands off, he's reserved!" Makes me even giddier.

[Celebwen]

*forgets her cheese whiz and examines her new swimsuit, which now has 'Got Elf?' printed on it. She shrugs and runs into a bathroom to change.* I AIN'T GOT ELF, BUT WHATEVER!!!!!!

[Nazgûl Queen]

*Stands quietly in the corner, watching what is going on and listening to everyone talk. Is glad that she does not swim and therefore does not have to wear a 'new' bathing suit...*

*Laughs quitely at the mild chaos and sidles closer to FF so she can hear about her secret plan, and decide whether to be for or against it*

[FrodoFriend]

FF: Hey! It's a MASTERFUL plan! And you'll just have to wait and find out with everyone else what it is! Anyway, have fun swimming, I'm going on vacation!!

FF disappears, wondering what will have happened when she comes back in five days. Oh, and all three Frodos accompany her. :D

[Rána Eressëa]

(Rogue Elf glances around and sniffs sadly.)

Rogue Elf: Anybody want lembas?

[Nibs]

What now?

Let's limbo... no.

Let's spin the... no way.

Let's tip cows... on second thought...

Let's do some calculus... and get an aneurysm.

Let's do a "chubby bunny" contest. See who can stuff the most lembas in their mouth and recite their favorite LotR poem... alas, that's the best of the group.

[Rána Eressëa]

Rogue Elf: I have a better idea! [sprays Celebwen's Cheese Whiz all over Nibs' face] Now you have to wash off that spunky paint! [laughs hysterically and runs away before she can get caught]

[Wayfarer]

Wayfarer: I move we eat something. i could really use a Troll Size mac. (he moves towards the door...)

[galadriel88]

G88: I'm going with you, Wayfarer. Can you say, "Balrog - size it!"?

[Rána Eressëa]

Rogue Elf: I think there's an "Eru-Size It!"......

[Laurelyn]

Laurelyn: Well, what are we waiting for? But we can't go anywhere but the pool in our bathing suits.

[Rána Eressëa]

Rogue Elf: [looks down at her elvish raiments] Umm...I'm still in my regular clothes. Hey! Where is my bathing suit, by the way?

[crickhollow]

RE is distracted from her bathing suit question by a Terrible Thud. Everyone stops to listen, and they can hear a chant coming from the next room: Mamma called the doctor, and the doctor said, "no more frodos jumping on the bed!" The rhyme begins again, and FF turns pale as she, RE and sam rush from the room. They enter the family room just in time to see Frodo #2 hurl himself from the couch where he and #3 had been jumping, head first against the wall, and crumple into an unconscious heap beside Frodo #1. FF screams, sam faints, and RE looks muderous. Frodo #3 continues jumping. Crickhollow, who had been standing by the couch, leading the chant, jumps at FF's scream.
Ck: *looks guilty* They're just so much fun to mess with!

[galadriel88]

G88: Here's your suit, RE!

*She holds up a one piece with the words "IT'S SPELLED ROGUE!" on it*

RE: It's perfect!
G88: Yeah, just your color!

[Rána Eressëa]

Rogue Elf: So, now are we gonna leave the Frodos here by themselves or is someone gonna volunteer to watch over them?

*silence*

Rogue Elf: Anyone...?

*crickets*

[galadriel88]

OOC:
*crickets*

LOL, Rogue! that was perfect!

BIC:
crickhollow: They seem to be pretty knocked out, so I think if we don't stay out too long, they'll be fine.

[Rána Eressëa]

Rogue Elf: I don't neccessarily think that's safe...Celebwen! Why don't you and Orlando stay here and watch over the Frodos?

Celebwen: I have one request!

galadriel88: What's that?

Celebwen: Pick me up more Cheese Whiz!!! [laughs hysterically and hops over the couch]

galadriel88: [to Rogue Elf] Are you sure you wanna leave her here with them?

Rogue Elf: Hrmm...yeah...that doesn't seem like a good idea, does it?

Wayfarer: I vote we leave Celebwen here with the ODed Orlando and go get a bite to eat!

(Everyone agrees with a simultanious, "Yeah!")

Rogue Elf: Oh...oh alright...AHH!

(Evenstar and Laurelyn grab Rogue Elf and drag her out the door as everyone dashes for the cars...)

Celebwen: YOU BETTER COME BACK WITH MY CHEESE WHIZ!!!

[galadriel88]

G88, Laurelyn, RE, Evenstar, and Wayfarer pile into a car.

Laurelyn: So, who's driving? I can't, I'm too young.
G88: So am I...

*NOTE: I must stop here b/c I don't know how old everyone else is, with the exception of Wayfarer, so feel free to decide who drives!*

[Elfmaster XK]

Suddenly from across the street elfmaster XK appaers and gets into the car.
XK: I'll drive, i had my first lesson today!! [starts engine]

*Others look at each other in shock*

XK: [Looks disspiritedly at others] Fine then, i'll just disappear agian back to my tree then. [Stops engine and gets out of car, beginning to walk away.]

Laurelyn: Okay. So again, who's driving?

[Earniel]

Eärniel squizes herself into a car.

Eärniel: Let me have a try..

Rogue Elf: Can you drive?

Eärniel: No not to my knowledge really, but I can't know for sure until I try, now can I?

*The others in the car start to exchange worried glances*

Eärniel: Now, if I can only figure out which one is the gaspedal and which one is the break.... and where do I put my coke?

*more worried glances*

Eärniel: ah!

Laurelyn: *hopefully* You've found it?

Eärniel: Nah, but I found out how I can turn the radio on.

*The others once again exchange glances, then pull Eärniel from the drivers seat and chove her in the trunk.*

[FrodoFriend]

Mwahaha. I know how to drive - but no way am I driving you loonies around! Have fun! :)

[Rána Eressëa]

(Rogue Elf jumps out of the car.)

Rogue Elf: Let's walk!

(Everyone stares at her as if she just broke out of a mental institution.)

Rogue Elf: Come on, seriously! We could...go on a...hmm...quest! Yeah, and it'll be fun!

(Everyone still stares at her.)

Rogue Elf: Anyone...?

(Suddenly a loud yelp followed by horrendous screams comes from inside Rogue Elf's house.)

Eärniel: Am I the only one who hears that?

Evenstar: I hear it, too!

Laurelyn: Ditto.

galadriel88: What are we going to do?

Wayfarer: [sighs sadly] Well, we were supposed to be getting something to eat.

FrodoFriend: Looks like a change of plans! Mwa-hahahahaha!

Rogue Elf: [eyes FF suspiciously] What's that supposed to mean?

FrodoFriend: Oh...uhh...nothing :D

[TinuvielChild]

TinuvielChild strolls nonchalantly up, and whispers something in RE's ear. RE stares at TinuvielChild suspiciously, then grabs Wayfarer's staff and staffbaps FF, who is still laughing like a lemba-crazed maniac.

TC: Ya know, I think those lembas permanently damaged her brain.

Wayfarer: Watch what you're doing with my staff!! *grabs it back from RE, and caresses it, muttering "my precioussssssssss" while throwing evil glances at both TC and RE*

[TinuvielChild]

Meanwhile, thumping noises are emanating from the room that contains the 3 Frodos, and Celebwen is muttering "Cheese Whiz...must...have....Cheese Whiz!!!". Orlando is showing signs of waking up, and is muttering something under his breath.

Orlando: Still the prettiest elf...no need to worry...helloooooooo pretty little hobbits...still the prettiest, still the prettiest...

(and yes, that was yet another reference to diaries.diagon.org)

[TinuvielChild]

c'mon people, what happens next? i'm out of ideas for the moment!

[Earniel]

Fine let's get this thread back on the road.....

Eärniel: say Rogue Elf, that IS your house, right?

Rogue Elf: Well... yes...

Eärniel: So, weird things are going on here, right?

Rogue Elf: Well... yes...possibly...

Eärniel: Well let's find out then, shall we?

Eärniel strides purposefully to the house. She stops after 2 steps and turns to the others who haven't moved a muscle.

Eärniel: Am I the only one who wants to find out?

TinuvielChild: Well...no...

Eärniel: Then what's keeping ya lot?

Evenstar: *hopefully*Um, the stars look lovely tonight...

Wayfarer: I thought we're gonna get some food....

Eärniel:*sighs, grabs Wayfarer's staff* Allright the last one in gets staffbabbed! *looks menacing*

the others look worried at each other. They rush in the house. Laurelyn carries FrodoFriend.

[TinuvielChild]

TinuvielChild: Earniel, now you have to staffbap yourself because you're the last one in!!

Earniel:*scowls at TinuvielChild, then staffbaps TinuvielChild for saying that*

TinuvielChild: owww! I was just saying, because you said last one in gets staffbapped! *looks hurt* :)

[Earniel]

Eärniel: I meant the last of you! *gives TC just a little staffbap just to stay in character* mutters to herself: Really I don't know what the world is coming too these days, can't utter one little threat anymore or they go all logical on you....

[TinuvielChild]

TinuvielChild: *grins evilly* so shall we follow these miscreants and make sure they don't get into (much) trouble? with a few staffbaps to keep them in line? ;)

[TinuvielChild]

Meanwhile, the 3 Frodos have woken up and gotten loose. Celebwen takes no notice, having started muttering something about "Cheese Whiz..my preciousssss Cheese Whiz!" and rocking back and forth with a green glint in her eye. Frodo #1 gets some of that spray-string stuff and starts spraying it all over the house, while Frodo #2 is TP'ing everything in sight. Frodo #3 appears to have found some pornographic pictures of Liv Tyler and is ogling. Everyone bursts back into the house and stops dead in shock.

Frodo 1: What???

[Earniel]

Looks like it's just me and you TC.....;)

RE and FF: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!

Frodo's: WHAT?

RE: MY HOUSE! You know how much time it takes to clean up this mess?

FF: You were supposed to stick to the cunning plan!

all turn to face FF

Evenstar: And that plan would be WHAT exactly?

Laurelyn: Yeah FrodoFriend, what plan exactly?

FF: Um... errr... Did I say cunning plan?

All: Yes.

FF: Oh dearie me, slip of tongue, you know how it goes... What I meant was....was... err.. ah... a running ham! You know, you can't let those things run around on there own can you... it...might .... be eaten and stuff like that... um they had to look after it.

All eyes FF suspiciously. All except Wayfarer who stole Frodo#3's magazine and completely forgot about food.

[TinuvielChild]

Frodo 1: *quotes RE* You know how much time it takes to clean up this mess? *answers* yes: 5 hours, 37 minutes, 23 seconds, to be precise :D

Frodo 3: *quietly steals the dead-to-the-world-Wayfarer's staff and staffbaps Wayfarer, then steals the magazine back*

yeah Earniel, where'd everyone go???

[Earniel]

This thread does start to get that abandoned look of ....wel an abandoned thread. Maybe they DID went out to get something to eat..... Or maybe the party's over.....:( :( :( :( :(

[TinuvielChild]

well, if they went away to get food, we can locate all those who were participants and drag them back, kicking and screaming. ;) or just gently remind them that the party is still going on without them. the party's not over until we say it's ovver!!! :)

[Rána Eressëa]

Rogue Elf: [smacks Frodo #3 upside the head and steals his magazine, then rips it to shreads] Now, ALL OF YOU THREE FRODOS ARE GOING TO CLEAN UP THIS HOUSE! [looks at watch] You have precisely 5 hours, 37 minutes, and 23 seconds. Everyone else can go home. PARTY'S OVER!

:D

[Nazgûl Queen]

*Is dragged back in by TinuvielChild, half asleep*

Wha? *wakes up* What's happened? I go out into the woods to get some rest after a long night of serving Sauron, and everyone vanishes! Didn't even have the simple decency to tell me where they were going *grumbles under her breath*

So whats going on?

[Earniel]

Originally posted by TinuvielChild
the party's not over until we say it's ovver!!! :)

Yeah!!! Our way or the highway!!! *stops and rereads RE's last post* Um...It think it's over....She has kicked us out! :(

[Khadrane]

Khadrane walks in.
RE: The party's over! Go away!
Khadrane: I knew I should gotten here earlier! *walks away sadly*

[TinuvielChild]

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! the party can't be over!!! :( :( :( :( well, RE just kicked us out, so let's go to Rivendell and have it at Elrond's! or come to my place! as long as the party can go on!!! :)

[Rána Eressëa]

Rogue Elf: Okay, okay, okay . . . yeesh, don't kill me. You guys can continue the party. Just don't . . . break anything. Yeah. :) I gotta tuck Frodo #3 into bed - so don't make too much noise and wake him, girls! I'll be back in a moment.

(Rogue Elf lifts Frodo #3 and carries him up the stairs to tuck him in bed, leaving everyone else to continue with the party.)


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P.S. -- This can't be a good move . . . especially since this is my 666 post. I'm the devil for letting it continue! :eek:

P.S.S. -- Just kidding. :D

[Earniel]

Aaaaaaaw so sweet! Rána is turning into a little mother! aaww.

[Rána Eressëa]

Hrrmm . . . nooooo . . . not a little mother. And definitely not his little mother. :D

He's just tired and I love carrying him around. ;)

[TinuvielChild]

hmmm, RE may be tucking herself into bed with Frodo #3!! ;)

now, where were we??? :)

[Earniel]

There is very little of the party left, maybe we should quit for this one and start a new party in a week or two. So most of us can get over our hangover and by then Celebwen will have no more withdrawal effects of her cheese-wizz. :) What'd ya all say?

[Elf Girl]

Oooooooooooh, can I be in the next party? I missed this one. :(

[Earniel]

I missed the most part of it too. But you can even start one if you want too. (you'll have to take care of the snacks then:)) Afterall this is The Entmoot where the Insane party!:D I'd wait until most of us have sobered up but that's just my opinion.

[TinuvielChild]

sounds good to me! i think we should give RE a break, and have the next party somewhere else. like my place! any other willing hosts? if not, we could try Rivendell and supremely annoy Elrond :D :D. large quantities of fun! ;)

yeah, i came in about 4 posts from the end. what can i say, missing the party is no fun. that's why we're having another one! once everyone is recovered from their hangover!! :D

[webwizard333]

Bilbo always seems up for a party ;) .

[TinuvielChild]

um if nobody's started a new Party yet, i'm going to start one, call it The Second Entmooter's Party or something along those lines. :)

[Elfmaster XK]

Go for it TC!

If you stage it at your home, it will get trashed i think, going on the events of this party! :D

[Earniel]

Good, good! Go for it!:D

[Katt_knome_hobbit]

*Suddenly the door bangs open and Katt stumbles in drunk*
Katt- Immmmm here! wadddaa Miss? AAYY! IHIS a Partaa? Heloooooooo? wearh iszz everybady?

[TinuvielChild]

k. Look for a thread like "Entmooter's Party II" or something in the next few days. :)