LotR by Dr. Seuss

[FrodoFriend]

Sorry guys, I just couldn't resist . . .

Sam: *holds sign reading "Sam I Am* Sam I Am!
Sauron looks oddly at Sam.
Sam: I am Sam! Sam I Am!
Sauron tries to read his book.
Sam: *goes up to Sauron* I am Sam. Do you like green eggs and cram?
Sauron: I do not like green eggs and cram! I would not eat them, Sam I Am!
Sam: Would you eat them here or there? Would you eat them anywhere?
Sauron: *sighs* NO, I would not eat them here or there, I would not eat them anywhere!
Sam: Would you eat them on a Spork? Would you eat them with an Orc?
Sauron: *looks frustrated*
Sam: Would you eat then from a can? Would you eat them with a Man?
Sauron: *looks angry*
Sam: Would you eat them from the shelf? Would you eat them with an Elf?
Sauron: *looks really, REALLY angry*
Sam: Would you -
Sauron: I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND CRAM! *towers up to huge height and brandishes Ring*
Sam: Eep.
Sauron eats Sam.
Sauron: *smacks his lips* But I do like green eggs and Sam!! Mwahahahahahaaaa!! *continues to laugh evilly*

Forgive me, but I have to get these things out before they fester. :D

[anduin]

Oddly enough there is already a thread like this. It is around here somewhere......but since I can't find it and the search doesn't turn up anything, it can stay open. I only say this because there were some really funny entries that you may find funny.

[HOBBIT]

am I good or what?

http://entmoot.tolkientrail.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2179&highlight=suess

[Laurelyn]

Funny!! :D

[anduin]

Yes HOBBIT, very good! I knew you would see this thread and come to the rescue!

[Arathorn]

they really are funny!:D

[Agburanar]

Yeeesssss!!!!!! I was hoping someone would start this again, pleeeaaassseee do another one and I promise I'll stop shooting multiple letters at you!

[Comic Book Guy]

Continue the other thread, Agburanar if you wish.