Alternative title

[Varda-Me]

If you were the author of LoTR, would you name it Lord of the Rings? If not, what would be your alternative chosen title? In other words, what would you call LoTR if it weren't LoTR? Just wondering.....

[Evenstar]

Cat in a Hat....whoops sorry...wrong book!!! I would probably call it 'There and Back again' like Bilbo did!!

[Nibs]

Possible alternatives:

Lure of the Ring
Ring Thing
Ringin' in the Rain
Ringless
This Gold Coin Has a Hole in It! (yuk yuk)
Fatal Distraction (get it? Gates of Mordor, RotK?)
West Ring
Who Wants to Be Dark Lord of Middle-Earth?

More to come...

[FrodoFriend]

If I wrote LotR . . . :D

"There and Back Again: A Hobbit's Attempt at Escape and Subsequent Recapture by Rabid Hobbit-Loving Writer"

"The Book That Doesn't Tell Whether Or Not Balrogs Have Wings"

"Not A Christian Allegory"

"Sauron's Migraine"

[Arathorn]

The Little Hobbit That Could

How Not To Wage A War: A Dark Lord's Perspective

A Study on the Hallucinatory Effects of Pipe Weed
by Rosie Gamgee

Tom Bombadill's Book of Rhymes (And other Stories) by Goldberry

A Book of Traveller's Tales
by B. Butterbur

Eldar's Farewell

The Frodyssy

The Hobbit, The Witch King, and the Eastfold

Chronicles of Middle-Earth

Be Careful What You Pick Up

How I Ended Up With An Elf
by Gimli McGloin

Fool of A Took No More

The One Ring Goes Full Circle

[markedel]

Of the Rings of Power and the Third Age

:D

[Menelvagor]

Arathorn, 'the Frodyssy'?! I nearly fell off my chair!:D :D

[Arathorn]

Well it did have a certain ring to it (no pun intended, well maybe yes):p

[Menelvagor]

:D

[Renille]

Frodyssey! Heeheehee...I love it! :D

*All Those Who are Gold Do Not Glitter
* Bye-Bye My Precious-by Gollum
* Why I was Labeled a Disturber of the Peace- by Gandalf
* Servant Power! by Sam
* Never Trust an Elf-By Gilmli.

[Arathorn]

The Perks of Gardenning by Master Samwise

Of Broken Fingers and Shatterred Dreams
by D. Lord

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Darklands
by O. Ring

Here, There and Everywhere
by Mithrandir

How to Handle Strange Old Men
by Frodo Baggins

How To Make Money Without Really Trying
C. Tolkien

[emplynx]

A Journey of Four Hobbits, a Wizard, two Men, a Dwarf, and an Elf.

[Ñólendil]

The One Ring would be a good idea.

[Laurelyn]

The War of the Ring

Frodo is really really cute!Oh yeah, and some gobbledegook about a ring - by a Frodo fan

What I'm obsessed with - by me, Laurelyn :D

What came from the Riddles in the Dark - by Gollum and Bilbo

Whose Ring is it anyway? - by Gollum, Bilbo, Boromir, Frodo, and Sauron

The Fellowstower'sking - by somebody who can't write words seperately

My Rival - by Harry Potter

Something not worth your time - by a non-fan

[Arathorn]

Mordor, She Wrote
by Arwen Undomiel (author's name fits title:D)

Eat, Drink, and Smoke Weed
by Olorin

How The East Was Won

[emplynx]

The Greatest Miracle of All Time - The Story of Gimli and Legolas

[Rána Eressëa]

"The Wizard of Orthanc"

"Frodo's Adventures In Mordorland"

"Armagondor"

"Dude, Where's My Ring?" (Sorry :) Couldn't resist!)

[FrodoFriend]

The Invisible Hobbit

A Second Darkness Now

Run Aragorn Run

My Dinner With Pippin

Breakfast at Bilbo's

[Arathorn]

Band of Hobbits

Anduinwatch

FaxRider

Nazgul Down

Samwise Gamgee and the Mountain of Doom

BraveOrc

Balrog Alone

3 Weddings and Countless Funerals

[FrodoFriend]

LOL, on the last one, Arathorn!

[Nazgûl Queen]

Elessar had the best name...
"The tale of Frodo Nine-Fingers and the Ring of Doom!"

[Legolas]

The TRUE colour of Magic;
The Ring fantastic;
Equal Rings;
etc etc... just try to change Terry Pratchett's book names :)

[barrelrider110]

Precioussss Moments

Guess who's Going to Mordor?

Wizard Wars

[Tanoliel]

"Ringless in the Shire"
"The Power of One" or "The Power of Nine"
"LEGOLAS THE HOTTIE! (Oh...and some other stuff about a ring or sumthin'...)" by A girl from by school who drives me crazy :)
-tano

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

:D

Tanoliel, that last one would be by a lot of girls at my school too...
How about..
Archery Rocks!!!!!!! (and something about a Ring, the Dark Lord, and the end of the Elves on Middle Earth (ah...the sadness))

And to continue the Terry Pratchett titles:
~Small Hobbits
Uh, can't think of any more right now.

[Nameless]

ROFL :D These are all hysterically funny!!!!

[emplynx]

Originally posted by Nameless
ROFL :D These are all hysterically funny!!!!
That makes a horrable title! :D

The World that is Much Cooler than England, which sucks entirely

[Nibs]

I still like Fatal Distraction (Get it? Gates of Mordor, RotK?) or West Ring...

Here's a few more:

"From Stranger at Bree to Nobility" - an autobiography by L.S.R.

"We Hates It" by Smee Gol

"Why I Dropped Eaves at the Shire" by Samwise Gamgee

[Laurelyn]

Reasons why eavesdropping is not recommended, by S. Gamgee

LotR, by a typing- impaired person

[Arathorn]

"Hey, Sharku! Leave Those Trees Alone" by Rouser in the Woods

"What Me Worry?" - An Autobiography by Tom B.

"Mordor is Not Enough" - by Broke Finger

"How to Delegate?" - A Book on Quest Management by El Rond

"Get Back (To Where You Once Belonged)" - Frodo B.

[Tanoliel]

Hey, Eruviel--we should start on a quest to suppress all rabid fangirls who would do harm to the REAL story! :)
To continue Terry Pratchett...
(I just had a thought (~no, really? Good work, Tanoliel! *Shut up!), what would happen if--and I know, I know, this is dumb--if Terry and J.R.R wrote a book together? I mean...really...things could get crazy...
Anyhow...here goes:
FRODO (instead of "Mort")
Sauroncery
Ring! Ring!
Elves and Men (Lords and Ladies)
Carpe Ring (Hah! Seize the ring...just what so many wish for! :))
Ring Music (did someone already say that? Argh...oh well)
Ring of Clay
The Fifth Oliphaunt (there's one for dear Samwise!)
okay..okay...that's enough for now...i'll go hole up in my hobbit hole and think up original ones (~Good girl, Tano! *I thought I told you to shut up! We don't want the moot people to know about you yet--um...oops....)
-tano
ps. sorry about that...the person in my head is hard to control...

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Tanoliel, those Terry Pratchett ones are great. I was trying to think of what I could do with Feet of Clay..."Feet of Frodo," but that doesn't work. I couldn't remember any other titles. And yes, we do need to start that quest....! :)
Here's some more:
~Small People, Big People, and The One Ring (that was my brother)
~Anyone heard of Phillup Pullman's His Dark Materials?
How about... The Golden Ring, The Subtle Sword, and The Amber Palantir. The last one is Tanoliel's.

[FrodoFriend]

Fried Ash-covered Tomatoes, by Peregrin Took

Journey to the Center of Mordor, by Samwise Gamgee

Men Are Weak, and the Consequences, by Elrond

[Arathorn]

Fried Ash-covered Tomatoes, by Peregrin Took
ROFL! FrodoFriend:D

Nightmare on Shelob's Pass, by Samwise Gamgee

Hardy Wraiths Mystery Series: The Case of the Missing Ring

How To Succeed in Meduseld Without Really Trying, by G. Wormtongue

A Landlubber Anthology, by Cirdan Shipwright

Elvish Is Not Dead!, A Songbook by Sir Legolas

A Funny Thing Happenned on the Way to the Withywindle, by Tom B.

[Agburanar]

Mordor on the Orient Express

Men, er, riders, in black

I know why they caged third rings (dodgy...)

My journeys with a ring

It shouldn't happen to a small hobbit, even if he has a bit of tookish blood and a magical ring, that's no excuse... really... oh, well maybe I could go... yeah allright.... stupid wizards.

[Arathorn]

Look Ma! No Corns! - A Traveller's Kit by Frodo and Friends

To Smeagol's And Back - An Autobiography by T.O. Ring

Left Behinds Anonymous - A Member's Handbook by Eowyn, Merry, Bill, et al

Entwives are from Mirkwood, Ents are from Fangorn - an old barkbook found in the Dead Marshes

[Laurelyn]

These are hilarious!!!! :D
Originally posted by Arathorn

ROFL! FrodoFriend

I hate to sound like an idiot, but what does R-O-F-L stand for?

~ An autobiography of what happened to me after some dude cut my master's finger off, by "Ash Nazg"

[barrelrider110]

Entwives are From Mirkwood? :D

You're a real trip, Arathorn.

Instead of FOTR...

"Mr. Baggins goes to Rivendell

or Mr. Bombadil's Neighborhood"

Instead of TT...

"Merry and Pippins Not-So-Excellent Adventure

or the Orc that Flogged Me"

Instead of ROTK...

"A Tree Grows in Gondor"

And for the whole book...

"He is Sam, (I am Frodo)"

[athelas]

My preciousssss money-spinning cassssh cow ----by Peter Jackson

The tale of how one stupid little eency weency tiny thing cost us our time, effort, weapons, homes, lives, lunch, elevenses blah blah blah blah----- everyone in the book

[afro-elf]

ROFL i believe that it means rolling on the floor laughing

arathorn is english your first language or is it talalog (SP?)

[Arathorn]

barrelrider110

Entwives are From Mirkwood?LD

Not so sure because no one's found them yet. But the barkbook's title said so in the dream I had and I'm not about to argue with the owner of that book. :D (cheap humor on Women are from Venus,...) and thanks barrelrider110

Laurelyn
I think ROFL means Rolling On the Floor Laughing



Now For the books:
Man on the Ithil - A biography on Midde-Earth comedian Tom Bombadill

Final Pipedream - The Wights Within

Wight in the Shell

Anduril (An adaptation on the life of King Elessar) Reviewer's note: Very good book, very Arthurian(hint)

Crouching Goblin, Hidden Balrog

[Arathorn]

afro-elf
As a speaking language, I usually use tagalog. While in class or anytime something formal is needed I speak in English.
I generally write in English which is taught as a major subject in schools. It is also more concise than tagalog.

Hmm..Just thought of some new ones:
Episode I - The Melkor Menace
Episode II - Attack of the Dark Mairar
Episode IV - Ring Wars
Episode V - Mordor Strikes Back
Episode VI - Return of the Ring

[Legolas]

Originally posted by Tanoliel
"LEGOLAS THE HOTTIE! (Oh...and some other stuff about a ring or sumthin'...)" by A girl from by school who drives me crazy :)
-tano

You're lucky. The girl that drives ME crazy at my school hasn't even read LotR.

[Tanoliel]

Originally posted by Legolas


You're lucky. The girl that drives ME crazy at my school hasn't even read LotR.
You know...I doubt that this girl has either....it's really Orlando Bloom they're going nuts over. I don't really think they care about his character, just his looks, which stinks, because he's really awesome in the books ("Farewell! I go to find the sun!" etc)...but oh well. Don't get me started. :)
Somemore:
(for anyone who's read Mercedes Lackey)
Arrows of the Orcs
Ring's Flight
Ring's Fall
Rings of Change
Rings of Fate
The Black Ring
Take a Ring (that's her new one, Take a Theif...it just seemed to fit)
Ringbearer's Anonymous Handbook (anyone else belong to RBA except me and Eruviel? :))
-tano

[Laurelyn]

An idiot's guide to destroying dangerous rings.

[Tanoliel]

Originally posted by Arathorn
afro-elf
As a speaking language, I usually use tagalog. While in class or anytime something formal is needed I speak in English.
I generally write in English which is taught as a major subject in schools. It is also more concise than tagalog.
what's tagalog?
here's some more: (jane austen!)
Ring and Prejudice
Ring and Ring-ability
Ringsfield Park

We could have a ring series instead of Spot, teaching little hobbits and others how to read..."corrupt, Ring, corrupt. See Ring corrupt..."
-tano

[Nibs]

It's Filipino, Tanoliel. My cousin speaks tagalog... he's talked to me about it, and is researching how it relates to Spanish. You use "gusto" in tagalog, right?

Anyway, here's a few more:

The Adventures of the Nine
Orcs, Uruk-hai, and Balrogs, oh My!
I'll Be the One by Frodo
Best of the Westfarthing
Secret of Nine

Hmm... decent... I should make a list of the good ones.

[KGamgee]

"How to make money without really trying" By C Tolkien
Thats a good one.

I'm not creative enough for this kinda stuff.
You guys are so funny!

[MasterMothra]

mel and sauries bogus journey.

[BurningHammer]

MasterMothra are you a fan of the godzilla movies?

[FrodoFriend]

Busting Dark Lords for Dummies, by Gandalf

This Is Not A Trilogy, by J.D. Fan

20,000 Leagues Under the Eye, by Frodo

Pippin No-Stockings

Lord of the Rings by Dr. Seuss:
There's a Wobbit on my Hobbit!
Hop on Legolas
Shagrat in the Hat

[Arathorn]

ROFL on the 3rd and 4th FrodoFriend:D

Green Eggs and Sam - A cookbook by Sauron's Cat

Arwen and Eowyn

The Ainur Must Be Crazy (Parts I to III)

My Gaffer the Hero

Frodo's Travels

Western Creatures - An inspired sequel by Peter Jackson

[MasterMothra]

yes i am burnhamma.

mothra was the man, errr the moth.

[Arathorn]

Nibs. yup, we borrowed a lot of words from spanish since we were colonized for around 200 yrs and english since the 1900s. Tagalog is a native language in the area in and around Manila and is where most of the official filipino language words were based. Gusto means "to like" in filipino while it means "pleasure" in spanish; slightly different.

There are other languages like Cebuano, Ilocano, etc.



Now back to our regular featured prgoram, er, topic, er thing:
Around Middle-Earth in A Year

Sneakerses - An Autobiography by Ussss and the Hobbitsesss

Ninnyhammer and Ninnyhammerer - A comedy about Sam and Frodo

The Legend of Loch Moria

[barrelrider110]

cult classic:
"I was a teenage Nazgul"

[Agburanar]

The good the bad and the Smeagol
The art of Tai Chi by Sauron.

[Arathorn]

Forget Lothlorien

Brag Shnaga's Smeagula

Along came an Ungol

7 Habbits of People in Songs

Mushroom Soup for the Soul

Palantir Secrets (How to change background color, tweak the no. of leagues, etc)

The "I See You" Lidless Eye and How to Avoid It leaflet

Setting Up Your Palantir Firewall(against Lidless Eyes, Corruption and such)

Gollum Care and Grooming (What to do If You're Ring isn't the One)

[Legolas]

Some more:
Frodo Baggins and the One Ring;
Frodo Baggins and the Chamber of Morgul;
Frodo Baggins and the prisoner of Barad-dur;
Frodo Baggins and the Mountain of Fire.

(you got the allusion?)

[Arathorn]

Hmmm...interesting...Frodo with straight Beatles-like hair and glasses...

[Agburanar]

101 ways to cook a ring.
Smeagol's promise.
No orcs please, we're british!

[Asilynn]

What the Heck is a Balrog Anyway? by Durin (published posthumously)

Don't Mess with the Little Guy, by Shelob

Saruman's Guide to Arbor Day (I won't forget again)

101 ways to eat raw rabbit (no nassty herbsess pleasse) by Gollum

How to fireproof your home, by the Balrog

Never Drop Pebbles Down Wells, by a Fool who threw one in with his own fingers


Asilynn

[Asilynn]

Biological Warfare and Longbotton Leaf, by Osama bin Laden

Asilynn (again)

[Laurelyn]

Hee hee . . . ROFL! :D

An idiot's guide to a heroic journey (or how to go from an idiot to a hero) - by the fool of a Took

[Arathorn]

Paul Bunyan - Heart-pounding macabre tales for the thrill-seeking ent (Rated Hroom - not advisable for entings)

Marshmallows in Moria - A list of Recipes for the adventurous.

[Agburanar]

Coast to coast, the elven holiday guide.
How to build a balrog.
Round Ireland with a ring.

[Arathorn]

Tall Tales by Sam

Eru Truly Rocks!

Eru and the Ainur Music Video Feature

And Frodo Was His Name-O (F R O D O... F R O D O...)

From Hole To High Mountain

[Earniel]

Oh Tanoliel I got some for you:

Wyrd Wizards (wyrd sisters)
Wizard abroad (witches abroad)
The Last Ring (the last hero)

Perhaps not that funny, but nonetheless I think a suiting title: Under the spell of the Ring.

Not my own I admit. The dutch title of Lord of the Rings is 'In de ban van de ring' if I translate that I get Under the spell of the Ring.

[Celebwen]

I Know What You Did in Mordor....

[Arathorn]

BTW (a.k.a. Bigger Than Willow) - I have to watch Willow again so I dare not say "Better" yet

History of the World

The World According to John

Oggler of the Rings

Sauron's Last Stand

The Witch King Project

Dracula Takes Magneto

Rudy's New Team

I Wanna Close My Eyes at the Ford

The Agent of Rivendell

[emplynx]

A Better-Than-Drugs Journey.

[Arathorn]

The Cat in the Hat and his Deed with the Weed

[FrodoFriend]

Citizen Sam

Fear and Loathing in Mordor

Some Like It Hot, Some Like It Under A Second Darkness

A Wizard and a Gentleman

A Few Good Dwarves

Samwise Gamgee (My name is Samwise Gamgee, people call me Samwise Gamgee. Run, Samwise, run!)

[Arathorn]

Samwise Gamgee (My name is Samwise Gamgee, people call me Samwise Gamgee. Run, Samwise, run!)
LOL! FrodoFriend, Not to mention: My Gaffer always says 'Life is like a box of Ninnyhammers; you never know who you gonna get' and 'We we're so happy together, we were like weeds and carrots again' and 'Rosie, will you marry me?'

[Bacchus]

I am Sam

How to Make Friends and Influence People, by Annatar

Left Behind, by F. Bolger

Come Sail Away, by Galadriel

Practical Aviation, by Gandalf

451 Farenheit, by B. Rog

[Arathorn]

The Story of Usses by The Real Owners of the Preciousss

Ninnyhammers Don't Cry

Wraith Becomes Him

A Tale of two Minases

The Anduin Wilde

[Arathorn]

How On And On The Road Actually Went by Mr Underhill
How To Inspire and Influence a Dead Audience by Elessar a.k.a Estel a.k.a Aragorn Son of Arathorn a.k.a. Elfstone a.k.a. Strider
The Scariest Places on Middle-Earth by Gimli O'Gloin

[FrodoFriend]

Mordorward Bound

I'm the Witch-King of the World!

Grumpy Old Elves

Why I Should've Retired Early, by Olorin

Dances with Wargs

An Adventure from a Baggage-Eye View, by Merry

[FrodoFriend]

Sorry, thought of some more. :D

Bite My Finger, by the Ringbearer

Lose Weight Fast!, by Smeagol

Why Kings Get More Chicks than Stewards, by Elessar Telcontar

Boyfriend leave you to go on a Quest? How to cope! - a magazine by Rosie Cotton

[Eowyn, The Lioness]

"Why Eavsdropping is a Sin" by S. Gamgee
"Over the River and Through the Woods and Through Some More Woods and Some More Woods and Over Another River..." by F.O.Ring
"Hey! That's MY Line,Arwen!" by Gil Galad and E.L. Rond

This list is HILARIOUS!!!!:D :D :D :D :D ROFL :D :D :D :D :D

[Arathorn]

Field of Trees: (If You Chop Them, We Will Rouse) - by Quickbeam

The Elf Who Enchanted Me - By Gimli O'Gloin

IthilRaker - by M.King

Last of the Morians - by Balin McFundin

City of Maiar

[FrodoFriend]

LOL! You guys are all geniuses.

I especially like the "through the woods and through some more woods and over another river . . . " one, Eowyn!

[Arathorn]

The Longbottom Man - by Olorin
(enter spaghetti-western music)
...There is a place on middle-earth where the weed dost grow *cough, cough* and the smoke rings flourish like the ships to the undy*cough, cough*undying isles....The Land...of the Longbottom Leaf Man....*cough, cough, COUGH, GASP,GAAAASP, KEEROAK*
<WARNING: The healer-king Elfstone has determined that smoking pipe-weed is hazardous to non-eldar, non-Ainur and others who don't know the way to the true west. Don't try this at home or anywhere else>


Now back to our regularly scheduled topic:
Mordor, Mordor (If I can unmake it there I can sail anywhere) - starring the Starstruck Ringbearers
Miss Rivendell (Featuring the hit song 'Tirith and Ithil' and 'The Palantir-Vision in My Mind') - Starring Arwen Undomiel & Elessar
Eldar on Ice
The Gollum of the Opera (Featuring 'All I Ask of You Nice Master, Nice Hobbitses')
A Mid-summer Pipe's Dream
Les Précieux - (Featuring 'On Our Ownses' and 'I Dreamed a Pipe-Dream')
Frodo And The Amazing Technicolor One Ring

[Earenya]

Everyone has come up with some really great stuff!!!

Frodo through the Hobbit Door

[Agburanar]

'Dead men don't lie', by Tom Bombadil.

[Earniel]

whahahah..please show some mercy...hehehehehe... I'm dying over here!! hihihihihi, hahahahah, oh god!

"The road to El Mordor"
"Moria on my mind"
"La mordoraise"
"The maia behind the ring" by Sauron
"Longbottom leaf and it's many uses"

I just hope no one else came up with these, I already lost track

[FrodoFriend]

Where the Elanor Grows

I Wanna Hold Your Ring, by the Ringbeatles

I Left My Pony at the Gates of Moria

Hair! . . . on my Feet

Much Ado About A Ring

[Tanoliel]

Hooo...you got me started on Shakespeare! (Oh...don't...I love Bill! The pony...and the playwright....)

The Two Ringbearers of the Shire
The Tragedy of Ringers
Ring's Labours Lost
The Taming of the Ring (or The Taming of Smeagol, which is an actual chapter in TT!)
6,324,654th Night (a Diary of my Journey to Mordor) by Frodo Baggins
A Ringbearer's Tale
Frodoicles, Prince of the Shire

right...okay..enough of that for now...gotta go make lembas.
-tano

[Kwijibo]

These aren't as good as most of the others, but they're Ok. I'm sorry if I've accidently copied other people's ideas!

The Hitchhiker's Guide to Middle-earth!
The Restaraunt at the End of Minas Tirith!
Sauron, The Ring and Everything!
So Long and Thanks For All The Fissheses!
Mosty Evil!
- By Doug Adams. Oh, wait, he's dead. Darn.

Their Dark Rings!
- Elrond Halfelven

FRODO BAGGINS and the Dissapearing Bilbo!
FRODO BAGGINS and the Black Riders!
FRODO BAGGINS and the Quest to Destroy the Ring!
FRODO BAGGINS and the Mines of Moria!
- J.R.R Rowling. Ok I know I told you not to make fun of Harry Potter, but I guess I'm now eating my words. What I meant was, don't a tabloid paper and say really malicious stuff.

The Chronicles of Aragorn
- C.S Elessar

[Kwijibo]

Originally posted by FrodoFriend

I Left My Pony at the Gates of Moria



Mind if I join in?

I Left My Boromir On The Fall Of Rauros

Ooooh! You've given me inspiration FrodoFriend!
This is the improvised version of Mercedes Benz by Janis Joplin (60s rock/blues singer. One of the great 60s dead - Morrison, Hendrix and Joplin)

Oh Eru, won't you buy me the One Ruling Ring?
Elrond has Vilya, I must out-smart him!
Worked hard all my lifetime, to learn Sindarin,
So Oh Eru, won't you buy me The One Ruling Ring?

I've got to think up the other two verses, then I'll post them too!

[Comic Book Guy]

By Doug Adams. Oh, wait, he's dead. Darn.

Was that intended to be funny?

[FrodoFriend]

But CBG, you're getting off-topic! The topic of this thread is Alternative Titles, not whether or not statements by the posters are funny. ;)

To remain on-topic:

Merry: A Rock Opera

It'sss A Wonderful Ring

Great Balls of Lembas!

[Wayfarer]

Once, in speech class, another student gave one of those intoroductory speeches about me, and proclaimed loudly in fromt of the class that my favorite book was 'Lords of the Ring', which he guessed was about boxing

[FrodoFriend]

Ok...

[Wayfarer]

I thought it was funny...

[Wayfarer]

In a 'sheesh that guy is dumb' kind of way... ]: )

[FrodoFriend]

It was funny. I was just messin' with ya, because you answered one of my posts with a similarly skeptical "Ok..." :)

[Wayfarer]

Ok... ]: )

[afro-elf]

horton gives a hoot- by the oliphant

[afro-elf]

ocean's 11 or the perfect storm by Ulmo and osse

dead and loving it- the barrow wights

my three sons- the last king of united arnor

wraped around your finger ( or not) the one ring

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

LOL these are good. I wish I could think of some. . .I might someday! :)

[Arathorn]

The Legend of Sleepy Cirith Ungol (The Story of what happenned to Frodo Crane)

King of the Damned (probably mentioned already)

Goodbye Girl - Eowyn's version

We Were Hobbits (and Still Are)

[Kwijibo]

Originally posted by Comic Book Guy
Was that intended to be funny?

If you mean
'Am I making fun of the fact that Doug Adams is dead?
then definately NO!

I bought four of the stories about Arthur Dent in summer 2001 and spent the entire summer LMAO at the jokes in the book. Especially the part when they were in the improbability drive in the Heart of Gold ...

"Ford! You're turning into a penguin. Stop it."

"Ford! There's an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about this script of Hamlet they've worked out!"

I was practically heart-broken when I heard that he had died :(

[Kwijibo]

Originally posted by Comic Book Guy
Was that intended to be funny?

If you mean
'Am I making fun of the fact that Doug Adams is dead?
then definately NO!

I bought four of the stories about Arthur Dent in summer 2001 and spent the entire summer LMAO at the jokes in the book. Especially the part when they were in the improbability drive in the Heart of Gold ...

"Ford! You're turning into a penguin. Stop it."

"Ford! There's an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about this script of Hamlet they've worked out!"

I was practically heart-broken when I heard that he had died :(

[Arathorn]

"THE Book"

Hot Fudge Sundae for the Soul

Entmooter's Survival Kit Item #001

An EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO's Bible

The Red Book of Westmarch: The Unauthorized Copy

[Tanoliel]

Frodo Versus the Mountain ("Joe vs. the Volcano," I know it doesn't fit too well)
You've Got A Ring
Runaway Ring

And now for a poke at darlin' Oscar:
Mordor-holland Drive
Gamgeeford Park
A Beautiful Ring
Hobbits, Inc.
Moulin Rouge Elf (Entmoot joke!--hope she doesn't mind... everyone calls her "Rouge" anyway! ;) Love ya, Rogue, really I do...)
Black Lord Down
Frodo Baggins: Hobbit Genius
The Hobbit Who Wasn't There

Any other movies up for any kind of Oscars? Heh. Can you tell whom I want to win EVERYTHING? :)
-tano

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Oh, those are really good, Tano. And yes, I can see who you want to win. I do too. Why oh why are the Oscars not on a Saturday? Grr.
I'll try to think of some more Oscars ones. :)

[afro-elf]

Black Lord Down

that one I really liked

[Arathorn]

The Corruptor

The Emperor Has No Jewelry

Elf Maidens Aren't Easy

A Finger For the World

[Tanoliel]

Wheee! These are so fun! I'm glad you liked that one, a-e. It seems to be what the whole story's about, anyway...

The Ring is Not Enough
Goldenring
You Only Rule Twice (a handbook for Sauron, courtesy of J. Bond)

Yargh...on a BondJamesBond kick, only I can't think of any others...
-tano

[afro-elf]

The man with the golden ring

barrow wights never die

From mordor with love

the ranger who loved me

[afro-elf]

For your EYE only

you only live twice ( without the ring)

a view to a tower hill

his majesty's secret service ( the nazgul theme)

elves are forever

[Elvellon]

I hope this wasn’t mentioned before

“The Hobbits Brave Heart”, by Merry

“The Lost Boys”, by Grishnakh

“I, Sauron”, an autobiography

“The Call of the Ring, an horror story”, by Bilbo

“The King and I”, by Arwen

“Memories of Frodo”, by guess who

“Gone with the Wind, a lament for Sauron” by Khamûl

“Full Mithril Jacket”, by Bilbo

“Riders of the Lost Ring”, by Pippin

“Our Hobbit in Mordor”, by Gandalf (written during his vacation in Havana)

[Elvellon]

And a few more

“Easy Rider”, by Eowyn

“The Rise and Almost Fall of the Gondorian Empire, and how I saved it”, by Frodo

“Waiting for Gollun”, by K. Afka

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

~Everything is Better With a King

[Cirdan]

"Little Big Hobbit"
"Aragorn's Song"
"Ninefinger"
"Armageddon II"
"A Middle Earth Summer's Night Dream"
"The Ballad of Red Eye and White Hand"
"Melkor's Advocate"
"The Magnificent Nine"

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

"Sauron's Inferno"

"Wide Sundering Sea" (obscure book title. . .anyone know what it's from--take a guess! :))

"Dark Mountain"

[Tanoliel]

hehe...i know what it's from! :)
these are great...thanks for the other bond ones...they're awesome!
-tano

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Well, I knew YOU would know, Tano! (Maybe 'cause I told you. . .naw, couldn't be! :D)

Oh. I can't think of any all of a sudden. Yet I had a few ideas. Oh well. Maybe later. . .I like the Bond ones, BTW!

[Earenya]

These are great! Here are a few I came up with...


The Ages They Are A-Changin'

Absolut Ring

Arthur Miller's "Death of a Dark Lord"

Got Lembas?

The Lonesome Death of Smeagol-Gollum

[Tanoliel]

OHHH, Oscar Wilde...

"An Ideal Dark Lord" ("well, Sauron has proposed to me again. Sauron really does nothing but propose to me"...brownie points to any one who can identify that quote and who really said it!)
"The Importance of Being Frodo"

ack, can't think of any more...
-tano

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Oh, I like the Oscar Wilde ones! Hee hee! Well, I don't know who said that quote, but I know it's from "An Ideal Husband." No, really.

Some (one) Athol Fugard:
"Mister Frodo and the Hobbits"

Um, *goes to bookshelf*
Nope, that's all I can think of for now.

[Kwijibo]

Sauron and the Mountain of Doom

Breakfast at Isengard

Witch-King of Angmar's Flying Nazgul

Romancing the Ring

Mary Pippins

I Know What You Did In Mordor

I Still Know What You Did In Mordor

Nancing With Legolas (joke, found at www.diaries.diagon.org)

The Adventures of Eomer Queen Of The Plains

The Adventures of Legolas Queen Of Mirkwood

[Arathorn]

Istari Advise

We Were Orcs

Spidergollum

My Fair Shield Maiden

3019: A Middle-Earth Odyssey

Samwise McGuirre

Autumn in Lorien

Gollum's Run

[afro-elf]

3019: A Middle-Earth Odyssey


nice one

[Tanoliel]

Run Frodo Run

[FrodoFriend]

Originally posted by Arathorn
My Fair Shield Maiden

Lol, I like that one. :)

The Hobittononians

The Hitchhiker's Guide to Middle Earth, by Meriadoc Brandybuck (Just stick out your thumb and ask for Dernhelm! And NEVER forget your pipe!)

The Silence of the Horses, by Shadowfax (You think we horses
wanted to go off to fight for those darn Gondorians?)

Gory: The tale of a regiment of black Uruk-hai

[Arathorn]

Little Hobbits (probably already done)

Gandalf's Angels

The F.O.T.R. Squad

NHIPS - Nazgul Highway Patrol

Tree's Company

No Hobbit Does It Better

The Shirelandar

The Accidental Middle-Earth Hero

The Net (of Shelob)

Mad Sam

Mad Sam 2: The Road Hobbit

Mad Sam 3: ThunderWeb

[TinuvielChild]

umm kwijibo, not to be nitpicky but if you want anyone to actually be able to find the reference to 'nancing with legolas' (still the prettiest elf!!;)) the web address is http://diaries.diagon.org, with no 'www.' in front. yeah. anyway!

more Mercedes Lackeys:

The Ringbound
By the Ring
Ring's Pawn
Ring's Promise
Ring's Price

Terry Pratchett:

Thief of the Ring (Thief of Time)
Ringfather (Hogfather)
The Ring (The Truth)
what about Maskerade? i can't think of anything for Maskerade...

[TinuvielChild]

Men in Black by N. Azgul (has that already been done? i forget..)
Agent Elrond

Arathorn you're really good at this!

i really loved the one, i forget who posted it, sorry, 'Dracula vs. Magneto'

:D

[Cirdan]

Eight Non-men Out

Mr. Underhill (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the ring)

The Education of Frodo

F*O*T*R

The Shining... Ring

Ringzilla

[Arathorn]

Mr. Underhill (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the ring)

Kapow! Holy Kubrick Cirdan! A good one!

[Cirdan]

Originally posted by Arathorn


Kapow! Holy Kubrick Cirdan! A good one!

Thanks Arathorn

Got the whole DVD collection, which doesn't include 'Paths of Glory' and of course 'Eyes wide Shut'.

Oscar update: 2awards so far for FotR

[Cirdan]

Originally posted by Arathorn


Kapow! Holy Kubrick Cirdan! A good one!

Thanks Arathorn

Got the whole DVD collection, which doesn't include 'Paths of Glory' and of course 'Eyes wide Shut'.

Oscar update: 2 awards so far for FotR

[Arathorn]

I only have Odyssey, The Shining, and Full Metal. I'm getting Lolita and Dr next.

And yup, I'm keeping posted on Gerbil's thread.

[Tanoliel]

Maskering? Hmm...I dunno, that IS a hard one...Heh. I just got an illustrated Discworld fable for mis birthday...yum!
oscars final: 4 for LOTR (go Howard Shore!)

[TinuvielChild]

I just can't believe that Ian McKellan didn't win Best Supporting Actor at the Oscars last night!!! die A Beautiful Mind die!!! now i must kill the creators of A Beautiful Mind...:mad:

[Willow Oran]

Hello, I'm new here and these titles probably aren't very creative but I'll try.

Instead of the Fellowship of the ring:

Two Down, Seven to Go...

Book One; In Which Nine People Say Farewell to Commen Sense and Start a Long Miserable Journey to Destroy a Ring.

Instead of the Two Towers:

Gandalf's Return

The Tower of the Tie-Dyed Wizard and the other Tower.

Instead of Return of the King:

The Arwen Factor Strikes Again

That's all I can think of right now I'll try and come up with some more later.
-Bye

[TinuvielChild]

these are absolutely hilarious people!! keep up the good work!

more terry pratchetts:

Bad Omens-the nice and accurate prophesies of Sauron the Abhorred, Ring-forger (Good Omens, the nice and accurate prophesies of Agnes Nutter, witch)


argh, i couldn't think of any more. sod off, evil other self. i'm trying to think! oh what a shame. didn't i tell you to sod off?!? yes. i don't want to!

please excuse me people, my evil side is getting out and impairing my thinking abilities. like you have any? arrgh!! i never win.

:( :)

[Tanoliel]

AHHHH! WILLOW! YOU CAME! WHEEEEEE! *jumps around excitedly, smashing into a wall in the process* Ow...anyhow, you're here, which means I can now torture you online as well as off!
And no, those are great.
Welcome to the moot, dead person! :)
-tanoliel (aka Lady Macbeth...I vant to kill the king...:))

[TinuvielChild]

tano, you do know that you're crazy, right? but so am i...and so is eruviel, and so is every other bloody poster on the moot. so that's ok then!

and if any of you dare to call me sane...*unspecified threat*:D

[Arathorn]

Welcome to the moot, Oran Willow,

Good Ones, BTW. Oh and just so we don't get confused, are you m or f?

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Welcome to Entmoot, Willow Oran! :D Happy Posting, and good alternative titles!


(Tano, is Willow someone I should know? *Eruviel is confused, as usual*)

[Arathorn]

Originally posted by TinuvielChild
Men in Black by N. Azgul (has that already been done? i forget..)
Agent Elrond

Arathorn you're really good at this!

i really loved the one, i forget who posted it, sorry, 'Dracula vs. Magneto'

:D

Thanks TinuvielChild (almost missed it),

I think I posted that one too, though a long time ago.
S'more:
Saruman Wonka and the Orc Factory
A Fellowship Of Their Own
City of Nazguls
Addicted to Weed
When A Man Loves An Elf
When Legolas Met Gimli
You've Got Palantir
Sleepless Near Fangorn
Meet Randy Grey (meet joe black)

[afro-elf]

I am Sam

[afro-elf]

4 hobbits and a coronation


9 1/2 nazguls



driven by shadowfax

legally blonde by galadriel


das boat by cirdan

the king and I

ghost by the men of dunharrow


enter the wagon by the easterlings

[Tanoliel]

Wheee! These are brilliant. What's really funny is when I come across titles that would work just the way they are. I can't think of any at the moment, but I'll post 'em when I do.
btw, Willow is a female. (And Willow--it's not that we're stupid here at the Moot...we're just confused sometimes...heh...)
Eruviel, Willow is madly fallen for Sirius. I think that should tell you. ;)
-tano

[TinuvielChild]

oh afro-elf, i love those!! 'das boat' by cirdan..'legally blonde' by galadriel..!!! everyone here is so good at this! except me, i can't seem to think of anything original! :( :D

[Arathorn]

Immortal Kombat

A Funny Thing Happenned on the Way to Bree

Mordor Freezes Over (The Great Eagles Album)

Hobbits Take Orodruin

Gamgee's Believe It Or Not

FA25 (ID4)

HP Upstager

T.R.W.F.Best Picture

[TinuvielChild]

ok, Arathorn got me started on the Roald Dahl books:

Frodo and the Giant Eye

The Big Friendly Ent

Sauron:Champion of the World

and others;

Life, the One Ring, and Everything

Saruman is Coming to Town

The Elven King (The Lion King)

Little Mine of Horrors

hmmm..:D

[Tanoliel]

See, TinuvielChild, you CAN do them! :) btw, someone should compile these too...they're really funny. And I specifically volunteer ANYONE but me. :)
-tano

[afro-elf]

Originally posted by TinuvielChild
oh afro-elf, i love those!! 'das boat' by cirdan..'legally blonde' by galadriel..!!! everyone here is so good at this! except me, i can't seem to think of anything original! :( :D

thanks


but arathorn is the most prodigous one here


yours are pretty could too

[Arathorn]

thanks afro-elf,

If you guys want tips, choose an actor/actress or a movie, music, book, genre. Use a search engine then picture yourself as one of the characters in the books; even the weird ones (orcs, sauron, conies, ponies). Something's bound to come up.:p

[afro-elf]

the grinch that stole a simarril


forrest grump the tale of a disgruntled ent


beautiful 'hinds the woman of middle earth

true lies sauron as anatar

indiana jones and the MOUNTAIN of doom

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

These are great! :D I'll try to think of some. . .thanks for the advice, Arathorn.

(Oh, thanks Tano, I now I know. I guessed right :) Now off to write that fanfic of evil :D)

[TinuvielChild]

Originally posted by Tanoliel
See, TinuvielChild, you CAN do them! :) btw, someone should compile these too...they're really funny. And I specifically volunteer ANYONE but me. :)
-tano

yay! a compliment!! i shall treasure this forever...(first i've heard that 'forever' equals the time it takes to make a post on Entmoot ;) )

and i specifically un-volunteer myself!

[TinuvielChild]

is un-volunteer even a word?

[Tanoliel]

Yes, un-volunteer is a word. Well, perhaps not technically, but it is so in my vocabulary!
Hey...who wants to be really really awesome and compile all these? You'll get thirteen seconds of worship from the Perpetually Confused Hobbit! ;)
-tano

[FrodoFriend]

Originally posted by afro-elf
forrest grump the tale of a disgruntled ent


LOL, I like that. :D

The Taming of the Hobbit-Ancestor-Like-Creature

Uh oh . . . got no time.

[TinuvielChild]

oooh! thirteen whole seconds?!?!? welllll, it might be worth that...i'll think on it. oh what the heck, i might as well do it. but it'll take me awhile! (just look at how long it took tano to do the ykylttmw's-but then that's a longer thread.) so who wants this one when i get through with it?

[Arathorn]

Ai! Ai! I mean I! I mean me!

[Menelvagor]

ok, I don't think anyone's done this..

CS Lewis:

Bilbo's Nephew
The Hobbit, The Ring, and the Mountain
The Horse and His Gandalf
Prince Faramir
The Voyage of the Corsair Fleet
The Silver Tree
The Definately Not Last Battle

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Me too, Tinuviel Child! :)

[Arathorn]

He-Hobbit and the Masters of Ea

Dr Slinker and Mr Stinker

Legolas: Elves in Tights

Elessar: Medicine Man

Smoke Rings Get in Your Eye

[Willow Oran]

Ola! Eruviel, I beg you, don't torture poor Sirius with your fanfic.:(

Anyway, here are some more attempts at titles...

A King of Gondor (A Gentalman of Verona)

The Rise of the Dead

The Unadulterated Elf

So I Married a Shield-Maiden

Nine Walkers for Nines Riders

Ringloose

That's all, my brains gone blank. Tano, if I have time over the weekend I'll try and compile all these titles, I'll add them to my list of quotes and bring them to school if I do.

[TinuvielChild]

Originally posted by Willow Oran
Tano, if I have time over the weekend I'll try and compile all these titles, I'll add them to my list of quotes and bring them to school if I do.

Does this mean that i can stop and let someone else do it?!?!?! pleasepleaseplease???? i agreed to do it and then i got 5 pages of homework and a Latin project dumped on me...

i can still do it if you want me to tho, i don't really mind, i mean i did agree to do it and an elf is as good as her word!

Nyat, ya kashka. (yes tano, i have been turned into a cat) :)

[Tanoliel]

Hey, darlin. If you want to compile the titles I'm sure TinuvielChild wouldn't mind...:) And of course EG is going to torture you. That's what she's like.
What Has It Got In It's Pocketses?: How I turned Evil (by Gollum)
I know, it's pathetic...I need a muse. Or chocolate. Or both.
Nyat, ya kashka, yourself, TinuvielChild. :) I am going to PM Menelvagor and see if I can put that in my signature...it's really useful!
-tano

[GandalfTheWhite]

"Dude! Theres a Ring"
"The Real Ring"
"Ring Rules"
"My So Called Ring"

[afro-elf]

Dude! Theres a Ring"

or dude where's my ring by sauron

[TinuvielChild]

i will gladly turn over the compilation job to you, and i would like to be placed on the Alternative Titles mailing list, i'm already on tano's ykylttmw mailing list!! yeah, tano, i think Menelvagor won't mind if you put Nyet, ya kashka in your sig. in fact, i think she would be positively honored! whatever...tell her i said that the Hamster says Hi.:)

[Menelvagor]

Tano and TinuvielChild, talking about me behind my back! :) (ok, well not really, but...)No, I don't mind Tano, I borrowed it from someone on a different site anyway. ;)

Put me on that mailing list too, please!
Precious Titles, musssssn't let them get away from usss, no preciousssss...

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Add me to the mailing list! Please? :D Willow, I'm afraid you're out of luck. . .I am going to write that fanfic Just to torture you, of course :D

[Willow Oran]

Okay, You are all on the mailing list though I do not know the e-mails. Eruviel, if you write an evil fanfic about Sirius I will do the same to the character you like. You know who I mean.

[Tanoliel]

But Willow, doncha know, EG's already stuck, because HERS already has somebody. Ya know what I mean...*cough, cough* and Sirius doesn't. Although really, what with all this, we need a PPC for Harry Potter. :)
I wanna be on the mailing list too! (and by the way, feel better soon!)
-tano

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Oh! I just had a title, and then I forgot it! How irritating! Oh well. Maybe I'll think of one soon. I hope.

And Willow, Tano's right. There isn't much you can do. :D

[Nazgûl Queen]

Add me! Add me!
elvenasp@hotmail.com

[Willow Oran]

You sure there's nothing I can do Eruviel? I can think of some pretty interesting things to do to yours.

[Arathorn]

Thanks for sending me the list, Willow!:)

[Tanoliel]

Oooo, thank you, thank you, thank you, Willow, they're really awesome...heehee....I'm really hyper today. EG and I saw the TT preview yesterday, and it was BRILLIANT and so I'm just a little bit excited. only a teensy bit. :)
-tano

[TinuvielChild]

wheee! thanx bunches willow! not only for the list but for doing the list for me when i realized that i didn't, actually, want to do it. *listening to her brand spanking new CD of the LotR Soundtrack* i'm happy and hyper and altogether LotR nutso!!:D :D :)

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Thank you very much for the lovely list, Willow. :)

Willow, I don't see how it can get much worse for me. If you do think of something evil, though, please PM me and tell me about it. . .I'd like to know :D

[Arathorn]

Here's some new ones:

~"Silence of the Lembas" A story about Federal Agent Smeagol's attempt to flee the elvses

~Spidergollum
~The Green Smial

[Arathorn]

Oops, double post. Sorry. (could not delete)

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Don't remember if this has been done, or what, but. . .

All Quiet on the Eastern Front

[Tanoliel]

(I'm looking at your sig, EG, and going, "oh...right!")

Stairway to Arda
or
Stairway to Mordor
(I like the first one better, it sounds sweeter)
-tano

[Mirahzi]

A Tale of Two Towers

Lidless Eye of the Beholder

[Faramir]

I think the LotR is a very good name, but maybe I'd call it something like TSotR, The Saga of the Ring.

[afro-elf]

in sweden it IS called the saga of the ring

[TinuvielChild]

Just got handed a bunch of new ones from my good friend Secret Agent 002, Element Tutonium 451:

(sorry if any of these have already been posted)

There's Something About Merry

The Frivolous Adventures of the Nine Naughty Nazgul

Fast Times at Uruk-Hai

Orky's

O Bombadil! Where Art Thou?

Legolas and the Eyebrows of Doom

Truly, Madly, Gimli

The Took, the Elf, His Daughter, and Her Lover

Samwise Gamgee: International Hobbit of Mystery

:)

[samwiselvr2008]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm... how about:
Samwise Loves Jennifer
will that work??? I know that he married Rose, but if I had written LOTR thene he would have married me insted!!!

[TinuvielChild]

Wow, this thread really died! Yeah, that title could work. As long as it's funny! (that was funny, I almost spelled "work" as "ork"!) More titles please!

[Play Girl]

"Truely, Madly, Gimly"

Just too too too funny!

[Arathorn]

Cirdan's Starlight Express

[glasses]

Hard Hobbit to Break

[Mirahzi]

Unmake-able

[afro-elf]

Originally posted by glasses
Hard Hobbit to Break

lol

[Arathorn]

The Wizard, The Elves, and The Balrog

[samwiselvr2008]

ummm,

that book with the anoying Balrog question!:)

[Tanoliel]

Or, "Do Balrogs Have Wings?" *grin*
"My Date With The Balrog In The Second Age And What Transpired After" by Gandalf the Grey

-tano

[samwiselvr2008]

haha, i don't know if this was said yet, but since everyone allways writes it, how about
Frodo Lives!:D

[TinuvielChild]

"The Book In Which Everyone Thinks Frodo Dies But Actually, He Lives!"

"The Mission to Throw that Tacky Gold Ring Into Some Mountain With Some Little Man", by Legolas Greenleaf

"Sam Will Kill Him If He Tries Anything"

[glasses]

Mission...Quest...Thing:Impossible
Green Dragon (get it? Red Dragon...)

[Tanoliel]

(I love it, TC: "Sam Will Kill Him If He Tries Anything"...*grin*)

"Still Not King" by Aragorn
"What I Did When I Found That There Was No Gap Store At The Gap Of Rohan" by Arwen Undomiel

(ok....go Cassie Claire! :) )
-tano

[Arathorn]

A new movie just recently started showing in my area and I thought of another Alt titile for LOTR:

"Ring Walkers"

[samwiselvr2008]

wow arathorn, i just checked out emailing something to my friend, and whene i got back POOF! u were there, with your new post! cool!:D

[TinuvielChild]

I love that, Arathorn, "Mission...Quest....Thing:Impossible"! Too cool.

[Arathorn]

"Nine Fellowship Freaks"

[samwiselvr2008]

that is a good one!:)

[afro-elf]

the 9 men in black

or the 9 wraiths in black

[glasses]

Sauron and the Seven Dwarves
South Farthing: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut

[Minyacamiel]

What abaout,

Ring Around The Finger (ring around the rosy)
The Time Has Come To Ring The Bell
I dont know... those are really stupid! lol

[TinuvielChild]

Welcome to the Moot, Minyacamiel! Enjoy your stay and try not to spam too much!

[Comic Book Guy]

Enjoy your stay and try not to spam too much!

Or at all.

[samwiselvr2008]

i liked the ring around the finger one!