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Nariel Starfire
02-07-2002, 05:49 PM
I wanted to srtart a thread with only LOTR jokes... here's my first one... (thought of it myself)

How many Orcs does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know... but why would they want to?
Earniel
02-08-2002, 12:59 PM
I don't know either but I'll doubt they would change it , they would probably just trash it. They're orcs afterall. Besides are there even light bulbs in ME? A better question would be: How many orcs does it take to change a light crystal in Gandalf's staff?
Or did I ruin the joke by now?:o
Aragorn
02-08-2002, 04:41 PM
How many Orcs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

That depends, do they even know what a lightbulb is?
Laurelyn
02-08-2002, 05:36 PM
This one's made the rounds numerous times, but

Why did the Balrog cross the bridge?

To get to the other si- AAAHHHH!
Comic Book Guy
02-08-2002, 06:47 PM
This is not something I would normally do, but I heard this Joke on TheOneRing.net.

Why did the Balrog Cross the bridge?
Well its not clear it actually crossed the road, it could have been a metaphor.
Aragorn
02-08-2002, 06:49 PM
Missing: Gold Ring.
Family heirloom, sentimental value. If found e-mail darklord@mordor.com
FrodoFriend
02-08-2002, 10:39 PM
I read this on some webpage:

How many Tolkien Purists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- None. There were no lightbulbs in Tolkien's works.
Arathorn
02-09-2002, 10:51 AM
What's the difference between Aragorn and Narsil?

One is Isildur's Heir while the other is Isildur's Heirloom

What will happen if you cross a balrog with an orc?

Orc arbecue
Earniel
02-09-2002, 11:52 AM
Originally posted by Laurelyn
This one's made the rounds numerous times, but

Why did the Balrog cross the bridge?

To get to the other si- AAAHHHH!

ROFLOL, I hadn't heard that one! This one I got to remember!D
Ñólendil
02-09-2002, 11:03 PM
Aragorn, love the Black Mage! :)
emplynx
02-10-2002, 10:13 AM
Check out this site for all kinds of them. http://greenbooks.theonering.net/tookish/

What is the gooey stuff between the balrogs toes?
emplynx
02-10-2002, 10:13 AM
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Slow Orcs
Evenstar
02-17-2002, 03:30 AM
Originally posted by Aragorn
Missing: Gold Ring.
Family heirloom, sentimental value. If found e-mail darklord@mordor.com

LOL!! This is hilarious!!!
Nibs
02-17-2002, 03:43 AM
A hobbit walks into a hobbit-bar and orders a drink. He gulps it down then searches his pockets, but doesn't find enough to pay for it. He turns to another hobbit and says "Pardon me, but could I trouble you for two pence? I'm a little short."

Get it?? He's a little SHORT... I made that up myself, thankee...
Arathorn
02-17-2002, 05:30 AM
How does one rouse a Balrog from its sleep?

When someone asks about its wings...
Earniel
02-17-2002, 08:59 AM
My sister came up with this..

How do you call a twisted elf?

A twelve
Arathorn
02-26-2002, 05:40 AM
What do you get when you cross Sauron with a monster?

Mike Wazowski!