Toy with your friends!

[markedel]

Does anyone toy with know quasi-literate friends. I like dangling the ending of the two towers in front of them like a fearsome Nazgul high above the horizon

;)

[Play Girl]

ME - me
QLF - quasi-literate friend

QLF: So what happens in the next one?
ME: Ahh wouldn't you like to know.
QLF: Yes - so tell me? Do they meet each other again like Sam said?
ME: Ahh wouldn't you like to know
QLF: Is that a prediction?
ME: Ahh wouldn't you like to know
QLF: Who dies next?
ME: Ahh wouldn't you like to know
QLF: How does it end?
ME: Ahhh wouldn't you like to know.
QLF: Whats this about a spider? What happens to Merry and that other one who was a bit dippy?
ME: Pippin you fool!
QLF: so what happens?
ME: Ahh wouldn't you like to know.
QLF: Tell me NOW!
ME: Alot of riders, orcs, huge tree creatures and a masive spider.
QLF: What?
ME: Read the goddamm book you fool!

Play Girl
xxx

[LuthienTinuviel]

heh..heh...
that is more fun than it is healthy.

[Arathorn]

QLF: What happens in the next film?
ME: I'll tell you later. I have to go to work.

later that evening...

QLF: So, what happens in the next film?
ME: I've been through a lot today, later dude.

2 weeks later at a party...

QLF: Dude! How's it going? BTW, I guess your all relaxed and ready now. About the 2nd film about LOTR...

ME: Sorry, I'm not ready yet.
QLF: When oh when will you be ready?
ME: In about 11 months. Although I read the books, I can't read the mind of Peter Jackson. He changes stuff here and there to make it, er, "interesting" for the movies. I suggest you read them too if you're really curious, I think I see my date calling me. Bye... <quickly disapears from view>

[aldesign]

hehehhe Taunt those Non-readers GOOOD!!!!!!!

[Lady Midnight]

QLF: So um what's it about?

ME: groan

QLF: It's a trilogy isn't it?

ME: *groans even more*

QLF: What's The Hobbit about?

ME: JUST READ THE BOOKS OK!!! IT'S AT LEAST TWENTY YEARS SINCE I READ THEM!!!! JUST READ THE FRELLING BOOKS!!!

QLF: Oh ok. Should I read The Hobbit first?

ME: *sits with head in hands and sighs*

[Treebeard's apprentice]

QLF: That was a great movie! I actually cried when Gandalf died.
ME: Really? That's interesting.
QLF: Why? Does he come back from the dead?
ME: I don't know. Maybe.
QLF: Come on, what happens? Is he really dead?
ME: Well actually Gandalf the GREY is dead.
QLF: I don't get it. What do you mean?
ME: Forget it, I've said too much already. You'll just have to read the books.

[Renille]

Heehee...this is fun...I have personal experience...

(after seeing the movie)

ME: So did you like it?
QLF- Oh yeah, I liked the cute guy.
ME: WHO??
QLF: You know, the elf guy.
ME: Oooh...Legolas?
QLF: yeah, I think so. He doesn't die, does he?
ME: That'd be telling
QLF: Come on, tell me!
ME: Nope. Not gonna talk...
QLF: Come onn...just tell me if the ring is destroyed.
ME: Um...no.
QLF: Please??? Oh, you have the book with you! Just let me read the ending.
ME *clutching the book*-MY PRECIOUS! Get your own copy and read the books!

[FrodoFriend]

LOL. Sometimes it's hard not to tell.

QLF: I almost cried when Gandalf died! Wasn't that sad?
Me: Yes, even though . . . er, never mind.
QLF: And Legolas is so sexy! He doesn't get married or anything, does he?
Me: Erm . . . not really.
QLF: What does that mean? What happens? TELL ME!
Me: No, that would be cheating!
QLF: Come on! No one else dies, do they?
Me: That depends . . .
QLF: Aaaarggh!