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Taurwen
01-21-2002, 12:56 AM
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lol. Tell me what you think.:D

Lightice
01-21-2002, 11:15 AM
What can I say, exept humongous ROFLMAO?
That was hilarious...

We ride to Isengard. On the way we find Merry and Pippin. They said they were saved by giant walking trees. We take away their pipe weed.

:D :D :p :p :D :D
That was my favourite...

Biscuit
01-21-2002, 11:21 AM
I thought it was really funny. I always suspected there was a Gandalf-Elrond rivalry.:D

coolismo
01-21-2002, 11:22 AM
like

Aragorn
01-21-2002, 01:36 PM
LOL!

It’s pretty darn cold up here. There are icicles forming on my gnarly staff. Gimli keeps tripping over his beard and rolling down the mountainside. Legolas is showing off and doing his little elf dance on top of the snow. Gimli “accidentally” shoves him off a cliff-side. Merry and Pippin start cracking up. Aragorn and Boromir are having a heated discussion over the meaning of “the heir of Isildur”, Sam is talking to the horse, and Frodo is clinging to my robes like a toddler.
There is no way I’m getting paid enough for this.


^^^^^^^^My fav. part! :D:D:D:D:):):):):)

emplynx
01-21-2002, 01:50 PM
I will finish it later but it is FUNNY!

Luthien Tinuviel
01-21-2002, 02:20 PM
It’s pretty darn cold up here. There are icicles forming on my gnarly staff. Gimli keeps tripping over his beard and rolling down the mountainside. Legolas is showing off and doing his little elf dance on top of the snow. Gimli “accidentally” shoves him off a cliff-side. Merry and Pippin start cracking up. Aragorn and Boromir are having a heated discussion over the meaning of “the heir of Isildur”, Sam is talking to the horse, and Frodo is clinging to my robes like a toddler.
There is no way I’m getting paid enough for this.

That was my favorite part as well! That was just too funny. I was REALLY laughing like i rarely do online.

webwizard333
01-21-2002, 03:27 PM
I hope the diary ends w/ something like"

Battle going on. We're losing-very badly, now I'll never know what haggis is. Then the eagles show up, and save us all (apparently they were ticked off at the competion thy had w/ the Nazgul's steeds). Hitch a ride on one of them and fly over Mordor and make sure the jewelery factory gets destroyed. Notcie Frodo and Sam at the base of the exploding volcanoe, they had destoryed the One Ring. The eagles catch me when I faint from the shock that those two midgets did it. Have eagles save Frodo and Sam. Back at Gondor. Find a dictionary. Look up haggis, its definition has been erase and replaced w/ Elrond's name. Head over to Elrond's for a little "chat".

Earniel
01-21-2002, 05:24 PM
I think it's hilarious! I laughed too hard, now I'm choking. Typing and getting one's breath back doesn't go together well...

Menelvagor
01-21-2002, 08:50 PM
:D

Renille
01-21-2002, 10:13 PM
I liked the white cell phone thingy....:D

athelas
01-22-2002, 08:17 AM
“WE ARE THE FELLOWSHIP!!! GO US!!! WOO WOO!!!” ---> :D *Im trying to picture Gandalf saying that in my head now...*

Taurwen
01-22-2002, 01:27 PM
Much thanks to the author! :D (I didn't write it)

ladyisme
01-22-2002, 02:08 PM
;) :D :p :) Good stuff!! :rolleyes: :D

"The road goes ever on and on down from the door where it began."

Arathorn
01-23-2002, 05:26 AM
:D :D heeheeheeheeheehee

huhuhuhuhuhuhu


Gimli makes us take a detour to his cousin’s tomb. I steal a book from one of the corpses, just to show how brave I am. I read it. “We can not get out,” it says.

Sam starts humming the “Jaws” theme song. I hit him with my staff.



:D heeheeheeheeheehee:D

BTW, I hope he meets William Wallace, the poor old wizard

:D heeheeheeheeheehee:D :D :D

Kwijibo
02-02-2002, 11:37 AM
:D :D :D :D Reeeeeealy Funneeeeeee! :D :D :D :D

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Marille
02-02-2002, 02:05 PM
ROFLMAO! Thats to friggin' funny! LOL!!

Khadrane
06-21-2002, 11:28 PM
That is REALLY funny.

Garina
06-22-2002, 04:02 AM
lolol! That is very funny!

I make my gnarly staff glow in the dark#

:D:D:D:D:D

Lanelf
06-22-2002, 05:30 AM
*snigger*

*chuckle*

*burst out laughing and nearly choke to death*

*bwahahahahaha*

*grin*:D

Comic Book Guy
06-22-2002, 08:18 AM
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