take the test who are you?

[afro-elf]

go to the flowing link

and see who you are

http://www.zovakware.com/tests/lordoftherings.htm

i got eowyn

HMMMM?

[Captain Stern]

Eowyn lol :p

I got Legolas.

Not too bad :D

[afro-elf]

being COMPARED to eowyn is not too bad

i'm quite sure she could whoop ass with most if not everyone on this board

just never saw myself as a white woman cross dresser :)

[Captain Stern]

She couldn't whoop my ass!

[emplynx]

Elrond!

[Renille]

I'm Galadriel!! (Yes!!) I never saw myself as her, but I don't care!

[webwizard333]

Celeborn (I'm your husband Renille :rolleyes: ).

[Renille]

Haha:rolleyes: oh great

[Graham]

Why do we get sucked into such silliness?

Elrond :D

[afro-elf]

well i hope there is at least one faramir that is a woman

[Ñólendil]

I got Legolas like the Captain. Interestingly, I said I did not desire pointed ears. Those folks know their business! ;)

[Varda]

Celeborn.... what a silly survey... only 7 questions with 2 options for most of them?

[Ñólendil]

Your wish came true afro-elf! A bit young for you though, I think.

[afro-elf]

where is this female faramir my friend?

[Darth Tater]

Wahoo! I got Elrond! Though I refuse to be an Elrond that looks like Agent Smith! ;)

[webwizard333]

Here's a little note at the bottom of the page: "It's not possible to be 100% accurate when reducing Tolkien's vision to a computer algorithm, "a mind of metal and wheels" (as Treebeard described Saruman). So by all means pick another character from the yellow list to the left, or click Back and change your last answer."

So, in other words, its probably done completely randomley.

[CardenIAntauraNauco]

Gimili, Yes i think i agree that there is not much order to the survey and if not completely,it is for the most part random

[Legolas]

I am Legolas. I knew this, I knew this I knew I knew!!!!!! :)
I always knew I am Legolas! :D

[Ben]

Merry Brandybuck :confused: :p

[Ñólendil]

Well, look at that afro-elf, I somehow have confused Faramir with Celeborn. Celeborn didn't marry Eowyn, now did he?

[mirrille]

Huh...
This is interesting. Not only are they using the little pictures of the characters from the movie, they are also using the character profiles from the movie to determine how to score the test.

Example: I got Arwen when I say that I am eager for battle and like to use a sword. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have gotten that if they were using the book rather than the movie.:p Oh well, it's just a silly test.

[crow]

I got Legolas. :cool: Wait a second: our bow-plucking elf-prince is male, right? Dunno how that works, what with me being female and all. Maybe he has a sister or two of similar temperament.

I would just like to submit the opinion that the survey leaves a bit to be desired. More questions are needed. I mean, "do you have a beard"? I bet if you say yes to that one you automatically end up as either Gimli or Gandalf <rolls eyes>.

[Legolas]

Crow, you're right. There should be many more questions. And not about your external appearance, but about your interests, likes/dislikes, etc.

[Wayfarer]

Heheh.

Gandalf

[Strange-Looking Lurker]

I was Merry the first time, and Legolas the second: some of those I wasn't sure what my answer would be! Yes, 7 questions is not nearly enough and the beard one is dumb.

[CaranIstar]

Am I the only one who got Aragorn?

[Peredhel]

Not much of surprise either. I took one of these questionairre type things somewhere else and it was determined that I was a peredhel which means half-elven.

Elrond's children were these type folks. Maybe I should have turned out to be Arwen. Aragorn will do though.

[KGamgee]

Hee Hee Hee
I'm Merry! :D
I wanted to be Sam, but oh well.
Is anyone Sam?
(You can probably tell that I am obsessed with him by now :D )
I also got Elrond once.

[Alethes]

I'm Frodo.

[Galahira_May]

Im legolas...fitting.
Im new here...i love this site already.:)

[athelas]

I got elrond.....:confused: Still can't figure out in what way am i like him....

[Gimly]

I'm Celeborn :)
Did anyone got Wormtongue?

[andustar]

Merry.

I wonder how it's done... If anyone here is good with computer code type things... I'm sure here at entmoot we could make a better one! I could help with the questions or something if someone does the "mind of metal and wheels" stuff!!

[Renille]

How did only I get Galadriel???? Wait a sec...did anyone else say they wanted pointy ears? That could be it!

[easterlinge]

I got.... Theoden?!!

:o

Look I so old to you? Heh. When 70 years old you reach, look so good you do not, hmmm?

[Mark of Cenla]

When I did it the first time, I was Elrond. I went back an changed my answer to the pointy ears from yes to no and still got Elrond. Peace.

[Liviaine]

I couldn't decide my answer on one of the questions so I did it twice and got Galadriel and Legolas.

[KGamgee]

Now I'm Faramir....but I'm a girl......OH well. I'm Merry and Faramir, but still trying to get Sam!:D Is Sauron a choice?:)

[KGamgee]

AAAAAA!!!!!!!
I got Wormtounge!
(Not really, I was just putting down all the bad answers)
:D :D :D

[KGamgee]

I GOT SAM!
Okay, now my life is complete
Just kidding
:D

[HOBBIT]

hmm I got Arwen........

[FrodoFriend]

cool, i'm Merry!

[Thorongil]

Faramir, The character i felt i had the most in common with, which ,as has been said, is fitting

[Kamyel]

I took it twice since I wasn't sure how I wanted to answer one of the questions. The first time I got Legolas. The second time it said Arwen.

[Gimly]

Originally posted by andustar
Merry.

I wonder how it's done... If anyone here is good with computer code type things... I'm sure here at entmoot we could make a better one! I could help with the questions or something if someone does the "mind of metal and wheels" stuff!!

I can do it, or find someone who can, just E-mail me your questions and characters and which character needs which combination of answers, then I'll try :)

[Pailan]

Aragorn

Well now who will get Shelob?

[Gimly]

Originally posted by Pailan
Well now who will get Shelob?
Impossible, she's not in the list.

[Pailan]

Yeah I know. Besides there was no question about how many legs do you have. It would be fun to see it set up so that some bizzare results would be possible. Perhaps a wings question could be added to see if you might be an eagle or a Balrog.:p

[GrooveAttack]

I was Bilbo.

[ChildofEru]

w00t
Legolas Greenleaf
by far the sexyest male in lotr

[TinuvielChild]

Fear not, Renille, i also am Galadriel! fitting, as i have been told numerous times by various people that were my hair a few shades lighter, i could pass for a young Galadriel! then i tried taking the test with various answers to see who i got! and i answered that i didn't have a beard, that i wanted pointy ears, that my preferred weapon was not the sword, that i wished there was more magic in the world, that i was reluctant for battle, that i would not prefer to be married, and that i would reject the One Ring without using it. these answers repeatedly gave me Galadriel (so that lets out the theory that it was random!) :)

[GandalfTheWhite]

WOOHOO I GOT GANDALF!

[Menelvagor]

hmmmmmmm.. Legolas. Not what I would have thought, but whatever works. As long as it doesn't come with 13,000 screaming fangirls...

[TinuvielChild]

okk this is just me and i'm biased, but i thought that the picture of Galadriel looked really good and they really could have used a better picture of Legolas where his eyes didn't look so beady! ;)

[Khadrane]

I got Eowyn. Go me. :)

[Khadrane]

I can't get Sam! I've tried everything! Now I'm mad!:)

[BeardofPants]

Celeborn

If I were a character in The Lord of the Rings, I would be Celeborn, Elf, King of Lothlorien, husband of Galadriel and grandfather of Arwen.

In the movie, I am played by Marton Csokas.

Gah! I'd rather be Galadriel, or Eowyn!

[Ahab]

I am akin more to Bombur the great but with the strength of arm and mind one would expect in a great lord of the Noldor. And with the vigor of a bard of Gondor.

[Ahab]

You can all bow and be suitabl awed now, some maidenly swooning would not go amiss either.

[FrodoFriend]

Originally posted by BeardofPants
Celeborn

If I were a character in The Lord of the Rings, I would be Celeborn, Elf, King of Lothlorien, husband of Galadriel and grandfather of Arwen.

In the movie, I am played by Marton Csokas.

Gah! I'd rather be Galadriel, or Eowyn!

So do you talk all funny like he does?

"Hello, I am BeardofPaaaaaants. Tell me, where is Wayfarer, for I much desired to prove to myself that he is not a figment of my imaginaaaaaaaaation . . ." :)

[BeardofPants]

Originally posted by FrodoFriend


So do you talk all funny like he does?

"Hello, I am BeardofPaaaaaants. Tell me, where is Wayfarer, for I much desired to prove to myself that he is not a figment of my imaginaaaaaaaaation . . ." :)

Ai! Are you making fun of kiwi accents.... "I'm a'gonna track you down and bite your butt! :) For I am much desired to meet the person who maaade fall off my chair...." :p

[Galahira_May]

i got legolas the first time...but did it again and got celeborn. wierd. oh well

[BeardofPants]

Another personality test, not sure if it's been put up or not (since one of them wouldn't work for me) but here it is, nevertheless.

Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Rings personality test (http://www.vista-ray.com/~matt/lotr/)

I got FRODO* hehehehehe !! :)

* Without selecting for hairy feet!

[Andúril]

Anduril, in a sweep of wrath, uncloaks himself.

"Behold!! I. AM. UNDOMIEL!!"

Anduril looks down. He sees breasts. He smiles.

[BeardofPants]

Originally posted by Anduril
Anduril, in a sweep of wrath, uncloaks himself.

"Behold!! I. AM. UNDOMIEL!!"

Anduril looks down. He sees breasts. He smiles.

You dirty b*stard. :)

[Elf Girl]

I got Galadriel on the first one, Legolas on the second.

[Elvet]

Celeborn the first site, Legolas on the second.

[Andúril]

Relax BeardofPants, relax!! Am I not in control?

It's quite alright - I looked, but I did not touch.

Anduril sneaks a quick peek

"Hmmmmm....cleavage...."

BeardofPants has, however, tied Andurils hands behind his back, thus constraining the movement of his arms.

Little did she know that Anduril Undomiel was standing in front of a mirror.

Naked!

[Twilight]

On any test that I take, I always get Aragorn. I think I am closest in personality to him, so it is a good match.

[BeardofPants]

Originally posted by Anduril
Relax BeardofPants, relax!! Am I not in control?

It's quite alright - I looked, but I did not touch.

Anduril sneaks a quick peek

"Hmmmmm....cleavage...."

BeardofPants has, however, tied Andurils hands behind his back, thus constraining the movement of his arms.

Little did she know that Anduril Undomiel was standing in front of a mirror.

Naked!

You incorrigible dirty b*stard! :) *Smashes mirror with an axe*
*Notes that Anduril is coming down with pnuemonia....*

[Comic Book Guy]

This is a pg-13 Forum, keep it that way.

[Shadowfax]

I am Arwen!!:p

[Khadrane]

I'm Aragorn. Never thought of myself as him.:)

[Menelvagor]

second test= Gandalf.

Legolas or Gandalf? eh- neither I think. The second test is an infinitely better test though.

[FrodoFriend]

According to BoP's test, I'm Pippin. :D

[Menelvagor]

Well that's at least appropriate. Pippin was a friend of Frodo!

[FrodoFriend]

The all-seeing personality test speaks truth! Bow down to the personality test!

[Rána Eressëa]

Originally posted by Wayfarer
Heheh.

Gandalf

Aha! I knew it! :D

[Rána Eressëa]

I got Legolas (http://www.zovakware.com/tests/legolas.htm). How? I do not know...

For the second test I got...Legolas (http://www.vista-ray.com/~matt/lotr/legolas.htm) again! Yeesh! For favorite food I reeeaally wanted to pick Ale, but I had to go with Lembas. :D

[Arathorn]

I keep getting Faramir...

I knew it! Eowyn is mine! Mmmmmm..:rolleyes:

[BeardofPants]

Well, I keep getting Celeborn on the first one, and Frodo on the second one.... now, how can I link them together? *muses to herself*

[Jadera]

I'm bipolar! Augh!!
:D
On the first site I got Eowyn. Did it again and got Arwen. Did it again and got Sam. Did it again and got Pippin. (when I said I'd use the ring to gain power:confused: )
Second site: I got Aragorn!
Boy....got to stop....I'm turning into a hobbit-elf-ranger.
:)

[Andúril]

You incorrigible dirty b*stard! *Smashes mirror with an axe*
*Notes that Anduril is coming down with pnuemonia....*Aha!! That's seven years of bad luck for you BoP! *Cough*

Anyway, while BeardofPants wasn't looking (after recieving shards of glass in her eyeballs (from her own actions notwithstanding)), I, Anduril Undomiel, manifested a hooded cloak (using the magical power that I have only in the movie...).

In a sweep of wrath, Anduril Undomiel uncloaks himself.

"I have taken the second test."

All Entmooters look upon Anduril Undomiel as if he had a newfound nobility, reminiscent on the sea-kings of old...

"I. AM. DUNEDAN!!"

Now Anduril Undomiel Dunedan knows that no-one can touch him. Except, maybe Luthien...

[BeardofPants]

CHINK! CHINK! CHINK!

*Swings icepick into Andurils protective layer of crap*

CCC-RRRAACKK!

Anduril is once again unprotected...

heh heh heh.

[Andúril]

Anduril is unperturbed, although he wonders why anyone would swing an icepick into crap...

BeardofPants may think that Anduril was covered in crap, but she was, as usual, horribly mistaken. For Anduril was rightly covered in Nestle chocolate.

When is BoP going to learn that neither she, nor anyone else existing in these here parts, can take on the Anduril. The problem is, Anduril is just too damn wise. I mean, c'mon!!

The wisedom of the Anduril, is like infinity. Thus it is infinite. Take it to heart.

Don't fight it. You know you can't win. You're just pushing aside the truth. Come to your senses, woman!

As the endorphins are released, a new mind is born in that which is Anduril: Oh_Wise_One.

Those reading the utterings of Anduril_aka_Oh_Wise_One will be flabergasted at the seeming uncontrolability of the depth of such incredibly wise speech.

Henceforth I leave you know to ponder, and in doing so, become a better person. Because at the moment, you all suck.

One last thing:

All your base are belong to us!

[Earniel]

The great god Anduril the oh-so wise seem to have smoked a tad too much of the Halfling leaf.....:D

[Rána Eressëa]

Originally posted by Eärniel
The great god Anduril the oh-so wise seem to have smoked a tad too much of the Halfling leaf.....:D

Am I allowed to agree with that? ;) :D

[Earniel]

By all means, be my guest:D

[Andúril]

The great god Anduril the oh-so wise seem to have smoked a tad too much of the Halfling leaf..... That's Oh_Wise_One, not "oh-so wise". Who do you think you are, anyway? Did I say that such insolence was allowed in mine presence? I must have, surely...Am I allowed to agree with that?Dare thou shake the very foundations of ea? Hast thou not consumed thine medication of late? Blessed are those who bow down before my throne.

Henceforth, thou shalt refrain from thinking damn silly thoughts.

[Finrod Felagund]

I Got Arwen!?!?!?!
If I said I had a beard (does stubble count?) then I got Aragorn. Thats more like it

[Earniel]

Originally posted by Anduril
That's Oh_Wise_One, not "oh-so wise". Who do you think you are, anyway? Did I say that such insolence was allowed in mine presence? I must have, surely...

Thousand times forgiveness, Oh_Thinker_of_Silly_Thoughts, er...um.... I mean Oh_Wise_One. I am *drumsroffel* Eärniel of the Gullible and I would say such insolence is allowed in Thine presence since Thy have not said it was not.:D

To stay on the thread I got on the first test Celeborn and on the second Frodo. hear hear.

[Andúril]

Uhh, Eärniel, that was just childish. Grow up.

If thou beggest mine forgiveness, thou shalt become as one of mine servants. Bow down before me, and take off those silly pink rabbit ears.

But suddenly some power, descended from of old from divine race, possessed Anduril, and casting back his foul raiment he stood forth, massive before the insignificance of Earniel, but radiant and terrible. Lifting up his hand he commanded Earniel to sleep, saying: `O woe-begotten spirit, fall now into dark oblivion, and forget for a while the dreadful doom of life.' And Earniel was felled, as though lightning had smitten him.

Then Earniel woke up.

So great was the horror of Anduril's approach that Eru leapt aside. Then Anduril leapt upon Earniel; and he swooned before the menace of the fell spirit in his eyes and the pleasant vapour of his breath.

But no wizardry nor spell, neither fang nor venom, nor devil's art nor beast strength, could overthrow Anduril of Ea; and he took his foe by the throat and pinned him down. Then Earniel shifted shape, from husky to squirrel, and from snail to his own accustomed form; but he could not elude the grip of Anduril without forsaking his body utterly.

See? Didn't I say I was undefeatable? You people should open thine ears - escape thine wax from thine eardrums...

[Earniel]

Now, now Anduril, I've still got one more trick in my sleeve...

And then Eärniel of the Gullible spoke and her voice was like the roaring seas and all Anduril's servants fled in terror as the Oh_Wise_One_But _Just_Not_Now jumped back with a yelp and stood there looking sheepish and rather silly.

Then Eärniel spoke again and her voice was that of the undefeatable ocean and Anduril looked sillier still. ''But no living man am I! You look upon a woman. Eärniel I am, Imagination's daughter. Begone, if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you! I have granted you victory so far, call it a childish whimp if you wish. But you have not the power nor the wisdom to defeat me. Never will I be your servant and I'm rather fond of the fluffy pink rabbit ears."

And Anduril feared this formidable enemy that stood before him in all her radiance and glory and a shadow crept into his heart and he feared her. Trying to keep his composture before the terrible fiery gaze of Eärniel, he looked ever more sheepish. He then looked up and said in a hopeful voice: "Um, well yes...friends?" And Eärniel of the Gullible said: "A wise action, Anduril Oh_Wise_One. You may live to see another day."

[BeardofPants]

Don't take on the water, Anduril, by all that's sea salty, she'll beat you!

[Andúril]

"You may live to see another day," said Earniel. But in the hour of her seeming dominance, Earniel woke up. She had thus been dreaming.

Earniel woke up, and found herself in a dungeon, with chains around her wrists and ankles.

"In you face!!" Anduril taunted. "Bwahahah! I heard you talking in you sleep. That must have been some dream, hey?"

Earniel came to her senses. She wondered why she was wearing leather. "Please release me, Lord, I beg of you. I commit myself to your service from this day forth."

Anduril laughed. "What could you, a lesser mortal, a weak uneducated chimpanzee, offer me, Anduril, ruler of all ea?"

Earniel paused for a second. "I dunno. I will do anything for and to you. Anything."

[Earniel]

Fine have it your way, Andu-boy. It's the HARD way.

Eärniel walks over to Anduril and snaps her fingers before his eyes. "Snap out of it you pansy!" And lo the chains melt away as paper from her and she is clad in living light. (where did that leather come from anyway?)Anduril cowers.

"Do anything for you? Hah! You wish! I'll help you out of your dream, that's all!. It is not a little girl you see before you! *goes all galadriel*I'm a dark queen! Terrible as the sunrise! Stronger that the FOUNDATIONS of the Earth! All shall love me and fear me!" Anduril shivers with undeniable mortal fear, and just manages to keep his pants dry.

Eärniel looks down on him and pitties him. "It would be better to heed BeardofPant's warning. For she is seemingly more worthy of the title Oh_Wise_One. You can fight the sea, but you can never WIN!" (hey maybe I should put that in my sig:))

[BeardofPants]

Is that all? Where's the typhoons and the tsunamis? *grumble mumble grumble* D'you mean I bought this super-saver lifeboat for nothing?

[Andúril]

Anduril dies of mortal wounds. His spirit flies to Eru.

"Yo Eru my man!! Wassup?"

"Not much dude. I see you umm, died."

"Yeah. It seems the restrictions you put on me were a little too harsh - I can't do anything down there. It's not fair, really. I mean, look at Earniel. She has no restrictions whatsoever."

"That's because she is weak enough as it is. It would be pointless to take away what little power she has...it's like, uhhhh I dunno...taking candy from a blind baby." Iluvatar thinks deeply. "Okay, would you like me to defuse your massive limitations?"

Anduril nods, and gets ready. Eru raises both hands, and also one leg. Suddenly Anduril's vision changes. He now sees everything as if vertical streaming ones and zeros, which are green (on a black backround). Iluvatar throws the Imperishable Flame at Anduril, and it enters him, as if the two were somehow destined to be as one.

Then Anduril convulses. His body struggles to overcome the power of the imperishable flame, but after eighteen seconds, Anduril proves victorious. Anduril assumes an aggressive stance, head looking down, muscles flexing, arms slightly bent at sides. Then in an instant of sheer and unadulterated manic and also hectic power, space and time bend and distort around him.

This is a sign. Anduril is now back to normal. Little did everyone know, but Anduril had for four ages been restricted, more so than any other being. Even in his restricted form Anduril was virtually omnipotent, but now, he was omnipotent. Ea shivered in terror.

Anduril descended down to Arda. The final battle was to begin shortly...

[Earniel]

What?!? Crybaby! Can't handle me on your own, can you?! How did you get to die anyway? I never laid a finger on you, didn't NEED to. If my 'little power' as you put it was enough to scare the wits out of you, what does that say of YOURS? *gets back into character*

How suiting you have Flame Imperishable as I control the Wide and Boundless Seas. From the deep waterdwellers to the high waves clad in silk foam all do my biding. Look at the poor boy that comes to fight me. Little wisdom indeed is his if he wishes to continue. Strength he may have, yes, but no skill in using it.

Eärniel of the Gullible looks up at the skies. She puts her hands on her hips. "And you, since when do you interfere?" Eru looks a bit embarassed. "Fine" said Eärniel "Be that way, don't come whining to me if I quench that little flame of yours"

BeardofPants, get your lifejacket.....

[BeardofPants]

*BeardofPants digs into her capricious pockets and pulls out:

a) a life jacket
b) an umbrella
c) her life boat*

This should get interesting!

*Digs in other pocket, and pulls out a beach ball, and a rubber ducky*

[Andúril]

Earniel knew, however, that her last post was absolute nonsense.What?!? Crybaby! Can't handle me on your own, can you?! How did you get to die anyway? I never laid a finger on you, didn't NEED to."Did thy not hearest mine words of undefeatable wisdom? That is clearly the case. I shall, due to my increible mercifulness and grace, elaborate on mine message, in a tongue fit for a mere mortal uneducated chimpanzee to comprehend adequately. I shall this do, by quoting mine prior speech."Little did everyone know, but Anduril had for four ages been restricted, more so than any other being."So, now thy seeth thine error of thought, thy dumb fool. ". If my 'little power' as you put it was enough to scare the wits out of you...Little One, can thou not perceive mine wisdom? Damnit yo! I was as Gandalf, yet many magnitudes stronger. Whereas mine name is rightly Oh_Wise_One, I was restricted to the frail structure that was Anduril. Affected by mortal wounds and emotional turmoil, was I. Although, no longer.

Thine "little power" is rightfully yours. It hath not been restricted nor limited. It hath been left to grow and evolve for many a year.I control the Wide and Boundless Seas"Really?" Oh_Wise_One commands the sea to rise up around Earniel, and she is thus captured in a cage of liquid bars.

"So much for your authority in these here parts" Oh _Wise_One smirks, for now the lack of autority of Earniel is only too clear.

[BeardofPants]

You can not command the sea, Anduril, she is not yours to command.

[Andúril]

Oh_Wise_One looks at BeardofPants. This sight amuses him. With his magical power (or art, depending on where you're from...), Oh_Wise_One calls the beachball to him, and the ball flies through the sky.

The beachball then hits Earniel on the back of the head - she never saw it coming. "Ow!! That hurt!" Earniel begins to cry. "You didn't have to go and do that!" Earniel sits down and sobs.

Oh_Wise_One points at BeardofPants. "Don't look at me, it was HER. Jeeeez...."

[Andúril]

You can not command the sea, Anduril, she is not yours to command.This is a sign of inferior and lapsed knowledge. Get a grip!! Come to your senses! Think a little! Grow up!! Act your age, not your beard size.

[BeardofPants]

Oi! Don't speak that way to your elders. My beard is infinitely bigger than yours.

[Earniel]

Eärniel looks with pitty on Anduril sitting at her feet with glassy eyes and an insane smirk on his face and ugh drooling "Alas, the poor boy. He can not see the difference between the images that reign in his poor confused mind and the reality in which we life." She sighs as she listens to Andurils crazed muttering. "Obviously he has had too much pipeweed. He hears not my words of healing and wisedom. He hears only 'Oook Oook' "

"You imagine you have locked me into a liquid cage, humilated and sad. The more fool are you. How can one lock the daughter of imagination in a cage? She cannot be bound, she slips through like the great Sea itself. The Sea can not be tamed or bridled. She does as she pleases. Afterall where do you PUT the bridle?"

"BeardofPants is wise, you should heed her counsel as I told you before. Even the wise take counsel if it prevents them for doing something stupid."

She picks up the beachball and hands it back to BeardofPants. "Here take it, before he hurts himself with it."

Turns to Anduril. "Your halfwitted insults do not harm me. Yet I pitty you for your backwardness so you can not even begin to understand the power of the Sea. I am needed elsewhere so I will be gone for a few houres. *pats Anduril on his head* Be good. Do not annoy me much longer or you will learn the strenght of the Sea the hard way...."

[BeardofPants]

*Clutches Beachball obsessively to chest. Puts on armbands, snorkal and flippers.*

[Andúril]

*pats Anduril on his head* Be good. Do not annoy me much longer or you will learn the strenght of the Sea the hard way...."

As soon as Earniel touched the holy, sacred, and incredibly special flesh-manifested spirit of Oh_Wise_One, her hand burnt to a crisp.

Earniel: "Hey? How'd that happen? I'm a liquid, you know!"

Oh_Wise_One: "Exist as witness of mine power!"

Strangely, even though Earniel thinks she has command of the seas, and thus she may become as sea, she was henceforth oddly constrained to the cage. "Oh, now I get it!! The cage is made of ice!!! Oh, I am such an idiot!!"

Oh_Wise_One sighs. "It took you long enough, moron."

In all Oh_Wise_One's glory, he presses play on his portable DVD-Audio player, and lets one of his hectic hard-house tunes rip. "Yeah!! D.J!!"

This music is reminiscent of the Music of the Ainur, only amplified eighty-two thousand fold. Now Oh_Wise_One is unstoppable.

Suddenly, to all the onlookers surprise, both Earniel and BeardofPants have disappeared. What happened, you wonder?

Well, if you must know, Oh_Wise_One, out of his glorious imagination and wise wisdom, manifested a time-machine out of his many-faceted mind. Oh_Wise_One stepped into the time machine. This particular time machine works by hurtling the participant at a speed that is faster than the speed of light, thus going back in time (If you don't know what I am talking about, it seems you lack the wisedom and integrity of the Oh_Wise_One...). Anyway, the only reason why I manifested a time machine to take me back in time, instead of just going back in time myself, is because I wanted to. Get over it. Go lie down in a darkened room.

Thus Oh_Wise_One went back in time. He killed both Earniel and BeardofPants. He used the beachball and the armbands to kill both Earniel and BeardofPants. Use your imagination.

Then, Oh_Wise_One disintergrated the bodies of both, and disrupted their sprits, so that henceforth they no longer were.

Then, Oh_Wise_One went forward in time, and saw that everyone was amazed because suddenly his enemies (as feeble, frail and faulty (and also stinky and smelly) as they were), had dissapeared. Oh_Wise_One, however, was not amazed. He was bored. He needed new opponents. He needed new and worthy oppenents. They needed to be worthy...

[Andúril]

My beard is infinitely bigger than yours.A very attractive lady you must be...

[Earniel]

Need now opponents? What makes you think you're finished with the last one? You cannot kill the sea nor burn her. Who do you think you are, the Persian King? You need help buddy. I also suggest you check your physics. Salt seawater DOES not freeze.

Eärniel rose before Anduril wherever he was hiding. Majestic she looked and no one dared to look upon her face."Fool" she said "Do you think you can kill the sea? I could have known your mind was too stupid to understand the strenght of the sea. The Sea has always been. From the beginning of the Song of the Ainur till the remaking of the world. She will be there. She is tied to the world, it can not exsist without her. The Sea belongs to every time to every age. I do not need a petty timemachine to get where I want. "(Incidently I also brought BeardofPants with me, no point in letting a supporter behind)

Eärniel looked down on Anduril. Her gaze was hard and Anduril had not the strenght nor courage to meet it. "I have giving you a chance to get out of my way without harm. You wished to ignore it. My patience has reached the VERY end. Feel now the WRATH of the angered Seas!" Eärniel threw her arms in the air and begin a mighty cantation. Anduril made a halfhearted yet useless attempt to beg for mercy but his wavering voice was lost in noice. Eärniel's voice was that of the waves that crash on the shore, of the wind that beats the waves high and that of the unspeakable terror that dwells beneath the blue waves.

A wind arose and loud it cried. The waves foamed as if cooking. Then Eärniel directed her power at Anduril.....

TIDAL WAVE

The watery onslaught crashed on Anduril, tossed him around like BeardofPants' rubber ducky. It bore him far away, out of Eärniels way and she finally subdued the raging waters. "There" she said "I can't believe all the fuzz he made because of one lousy comment. Jeesh!" Anduril never bothered her again for he feared the waters and became a notorious hydrophobe afterwards.

END OF INTERLUDE

[Radagast The Brown]

I am Legolas!!!

[Tar-Elendil]

how did i get pippin took?..

[Andúril]

Oh_Wise_One wondered how the hell Earniel and BeardofPants managed to come back to life. "Hmmm" he wondered. "I guess it was meant to be. Maybe mine fate and theirs' lie intertwined?"

Oh_Wise _One, in his glorious and frugal majesty, manifested an image like to himself, a wraith, if you will. This wraith was the foe of Earniel, and she who tried in ernest to defeat this unbeing, was absolutely unaware of the trickery.

Oh_Wise_One did this because he could not bring himself to violence considering the total vigilence that was thrust before him via challenge, was yet a grain of sand on the beach compared to the totality of the being of Oh_Wise_One. It seemed that a great concern had overcome Oh_Wise_One.

While Earniel fought valiantly with the wraith of he who was Anduril, Oh_Wise_One retreated into the wilderness overlooking Sirion. The vain attempts of BeardofPants and her colleague, Earniel, at overthrowing Oh_Wise_One, were now a trivial thought amongst a new turbulence of thought proccessess inhabiting his mind. Oh_Wise_One knew what he must now do. It was fate. It was written in the stars. It was the destiny of all those involved. Thus the doom of Oh_Wise_One began its beginning...

[Elf Girl]

You people are all insane. *everyone claps at this brilliant revelation*

[BeardofPants]

Erm.... So are you if you've been reading this drivel.

*munches on popcorn, in lifeboat* ...



..... *Suddenly realises that she has no drink, and the sun is scorching hot......*

[Andúril]

The tidal wave disperses, and Oh_Wise_One approaches Earniel and BearofPants. He hast now taken the form of one that is lowly, yet noble.

He comes within ten meters of his foes.

"Hail Earniel and BeardofPants!! Wilst thou join me in peace? Wilst thou drop thine weapons of war, and pick up thine spritis, in hope of better days?"

Oh_Wise_One relinquishes his title. He becomes, once again, as ii days of old....


.....Anduril.

[ladyisme]

I got Merry! Surpise surprise! :eek:
Actually I sort of like the idea.;) :D

"The road goes ever on and on down from the door where it began."

[BeardofPants]

Come Anduril! Let us fight the common enemy! Let us all join hands and be as one, one hope, one salvation, one war. Let's squelch those Legolas Lovers once and for all.... :D :rolleyes:

*Drops her panoply of war (armbands, snorkal and flippers) and swipes Andurils bottle of water*

[Menelvagor]

Now what would Anduril be doing with water?

[Arathorn]

He wants to remind himself where he's headed.:rolleyes:

[Earniel]

Wise words at last, Anduril. And I would be the fool not to take them. You were a worthy and strong opponent and I had lots of fun. :D We shall have peace.

Eärniel leaves the waters to rule themselves for now and returns to the entmoot.

Well Elf Girl, what can I say? I'm insane. I like it. I'll do it again some time. Oh wait, haven't stopped being insane yet.:D *insane laugher* Bwahahahahahah

[Elf Girl]

I think posting on Entmoot is the definition of being insane.

[Earniel]

Somehow that's sums it up nicely.:D

[ladyisme]

I'll agree with that! :p

"The road goes ever on and on down from the door where it began."

[Andúril]

Anduril smiles, elated. He approaches BeardofPants and they clasp hands. It is now as if they are as one mind.

Anduril looks over at Earniel. "Join us?"

[Samwise_Gamgee]

I got Sam...Is my life ironic or what???

[rohirrim19]

I'm an Eowyn... cool!

[Elf Girl]

Samwise_Gamgee is Sam and rohirrim19 is Eowyn. Odd.

[Andúril]

At last peace has arrived after many, many years and also days of tumultuous war (and battle). This peace is welcomed by all with open hearts and minds, hence all motivations, intentions and urges are of the omnibenevolent nature.

But after a time Anduril realized that it was not just peace and civil-un-unrest that his heart desired. The thoughts behind the plans behind the actions he would perform in the many days ahead, that would finally achieve his goal, he began.

But ever his thoughts were turned, quite often, as well as probably all the time if not most of the time, to the object of his desire...

[BeardofPants]

Originally posted by Anduril
But ever his thoughts were turned, quite often, as well as probably all the time if not most of the time, to the object of his desire...

Uh oh!

*BoP yanks her hand free, and runs for the hills*

Somebody hide the ring!!

[Earniel]

Now, now Anduril, what are you up to now? :) Is this hard-earned peace becoming too much? *thinks* You're not getting my icecream! Desire something else! I rather eat it than hand it over!

[Andúril]

BeardofPants, in a sudden fit of rage and strangeness, yanked her hand free from Anduril's. Anduril let BeardofPants go freely, as it seemed to various onlookers, but deep in his heart, a fire was kindled. His heart now was filled with pain (fires are hot most of the time...), for the longing for this maiden was grown too great for mortal thoughts, words and wounds.

Anduril, alone, looked at his hand. He examined it. "Is this the last time that I shall ever caress thine flesh, O BeardofPants? If so, I must treasure mine hand for days, months, and also decades, so that I may not forget, lest the memory of bliss and happiness disappear from me completely."

Anduril takes out a plastic packet from his pocket, and covers the now sacred, blessed, and hallowed hand.

Earniel, in the background, yanks her ice-cream from Anduril's outstretched grasp. The ice-cream falls out of the cone, and onto the floor, which at the time was covered in diamonds, pearls, and also ant-hills. Earniel, in a sudden fit of rage and strangeness, pounces on the ground, and proceeds to lick the remnants of her ice-cream off the slope of a random ant-hill.

"What doest thou?" Anduril cried, confused by this gesture of incredible amazement.

"You're not getting my icecream! Desire something else! I rather eat it than hand it over!"

"Please please!! Dirty not thou precious tongue, O Earniel. Here, leteth me gets thou another ice-cream, free of charge. Did thou still thinketh we were in the midst of bloody battle (and war)?" Anduril hands Earniel an ice-cream, one more magnificent looking and tremendous tasting than Earniel had ever seen, tasted, or conceived in her thought, ever before (and beyond).

Earniel looks strangely at Anduril. She then looks strangely at the ice-cream. She is apprehensive.

Anduril senses the inherent apprehension. "Will thou lendeth me thine hand in help to achieve mine goals, O Earniel?"

[BeardofPants]

"What is this new strangeness, Anduril? Where art thou panoply of war-making? Where art thou vain, and war-mongering ways? And why hast thou bound thy hand in thou makings of artifice? And where did'st thee find such ice cream of divine creation?"

BoP wonders (both at the transition from first person perspective to third person, and) at Anduril's strange delirium, why has he succumbed to her pheromonal aroma of stinky feet? Why is he staring at his hand, llike he has lost his favourite cat?

Gingerly, BoP wanders out from behind the cliff that she was hiding behind, and shamefacedly extends her hand to Anduril in peace. Could it be, that BoP misread Andurils intentions for somthing that wasn't there? She gazes at him hopefully, and says,

"Will'st thou forgiveth me of thy sins?"

[Earniel]

Originally posted by Anduril
Earniel, in a sudden fit of rage and strangeness, pounces on the ground, and proceeds to lick the remnants of her ice-cream off the slope of a random ant-hill.

IEUWWWW! What dost thou take me for? A human anteater? For I like icecream but know when to give it a rest. Yet I will accept the magnificent looking icecream thou graciously offerst me if no strings are attached.

I cannot lend thee mine hand to achieve thine goals until thou tell me what it is thou wishes to achieve.

[Andúril]

Anduril smiles - he is thus elated. He meets up with BeardofPants (so that BeardofPants did not partake in all the necessary walking - only half, because in any successful relationship, the participants should meet half-way...). He looks at the hand of BeardofPants, it glistening in the radiant light, beautiful and tender and incredibly nice, and he takes it.

As the hands of two of the three mightiest beings in all of Entmoot join, the clouds depart, the sun shines through, and a wonderful and joyous light is transmitted around everyone. The hearts of all are uplifted, and smiles abound.

"O BeardofPants! How long I have waited for this day! Forgive thou thine sins? What sins hast thou committed, that thou beggest forgiveness in such a manner? The only sins that I knoweth that thine hath commited, is saying thy, instead of mine, henceforth implying that I forgive thou of mine own sins - that is ludicrous, but I shall not, nor do I intend, to pursue semanticle issues."

Earniel smiles, and in turn grips the hand of Anduril with a newfound magnitism.

"Let us forever in the days and minutes ahead," Anduril continued, "in partnership think as one, act to the benefit of the other, and ensure peace and happiness and civil-un-unrest occurs in this place that is Entmoot. Dost thou agree to this pledge?"

Anduril awaits the answer.

[BeardofPants]

Oh dear, I did'st know that something was wrong with that sentence, but alas! in this realm, ye olde englishe is not yet my native tongue.

O Anduril, could it be, that thee giveth thy word for peace forevermore in this realm of ours? My heart will be forever gladdened by thy kind words. Let us join hands, and show our mercy to the rest of this beloved realm, Anduril, and let our minds be as one! I accept your pledge, my Lord, now let us make merriment!

[Andúril]

Anduril hears Earniel. "There art no strings attached to this here ice-cream, lest it be an edible puppet."

Earniel therefore, henceforth, and thus, takes eagerly the ice-cream, in all its magnificence, and also glory.

Anduril continues: "The goal of mine desire, is thus: I will that the three mightiest beings that have ever inhabited Entmoot, that is, Anduril, BeardofPants, and thou, Earniel, become as allies, become as one purpose, and become as friends forever. Then, if fate or destiny has it conceived, any particular friendship may after a time become as relationship, morphed. But time is the factor."

[Andúril]

Anduril says, "Thus shall it be. However, the commitment of our colleague, Earniel is also trully desired. For if there be at least one being of majestic power that is unconstrained and seeks her own purpose, that being, in time, could henceforth become as dark lord."

Anduril looks over at Earniel, with pleading eyes. "Dost thou agree with mine goal, purpose and also intentions? Dost thou?"

While waiting for the answer from Earniel, Anduril again looks over at BeardofPants. "Thine feet ist not stinky, nor does any stinky aroma thereforth arise. Thine feet are as spring flowers in summer. Thine feet are as aroma of the most pleasant aroma to have ever inhabited Ea. Also, thine toenails are beautifully and exquisitively detailed and shaped. Thine heels are void of dry skin."

[BeardofPants]

BeardofPants looks quizically at her heels.

"Yea, there is dry flakiness that hast beholden mine feet. And, yea, mine feet emit a stinky odour, not akin to the smell of spring flowers."

BeardofPants wonders at Anduril's hidden motives. For instance. she wonders whether he is trying to ensnare both herself and Earniel in some darksome pact of evil?

"My Lord, Anduril, doest thou have proof that thee is not going to short change these fair maidens, and flee in the the sunset? Will'st thou giveth a token to me, to prove your honour?"

[Andúril]

"I shall grant thy wish - a token shall I give to you and, as well, to Earniel."

Anduril lets go of BoP's hand, and suddenly the hand of Anduril burns with immense pain (for the touch of BoP's hand is like water on fire, and also like water on peroxide after 45 minutes).

In this moment of immense pain, Anduril cringes, and steps back. He assumes a slightly aggresive stance, with feet two feet apart, and arms slightly bent at elbows. He shuts his eyes, and looks down.

Suddenly, as if some power of divine nature has come upon Anduril, he begins thus to glow. The light that is emitted from the being of Anduril is immense, and it grows even more immense by the second. Then, after 7 seconds, Anduril is now as light, an unhindered reflection of his true nature. All are amazed at the sight.

Then, as if this glorious sight were destined by fate and destiny to be of finite duration, Anduril's image returns from the light. The light then diminishes, until it is completely diminished. Then, in the last example of Anduril's majestic, powerful, and also infinte power, all time and space is slightly bent around him. This lasts for 2 seconds.

Anduril looks up, and opens his eyes. "Recieve now, mine friends, my immortality. From this point on, I choose the fate of mortal men, I surrender mine everlasting life."

[BeardofPants]

In the wake of this unearthly transformation, BeardofPants is strangely subdued.

"Why didst thee give up thine divine gift for an ordinary mortal like this maiden before you? Now the toll of your doom is forevermore entwined with mine. Our fateful paths are joined, both in joy and sorrow, and yet, ere we shall tarry, 'til the sombresome dark doth come to claim our merry souls. What have you done, O lord, now thee must tarry upon this place for a little while, and turn'st thou back upon the call of the sea! O the sea, it burns in my veins, it aches in my heart! Will I never hearken to crashing waves with you? Has thou given up this exquisite gift to bequeth Entmoot with thy wicked laughter, and joy? Your gift means much to me, O Anduril, what can I offer you in return? I fear that your very prescence here in this place with me, is more than I can offer you. And yet, I offer you this, I will shave my feet, and be-rid the tickly whiskers for you, and I shall grant you one wish. Name it, my newly mortal friend, before Death reaches out ere the end of day, and our toilings in this world are cut short for yet a while."

[Earniel]

Eärniel has watched the scene in wonder. Then she speaks at last. "Forgive me my long silence my friends. For I needed but time to make my decision. Gladly I accept this devine icecream from thy hand. And in exchange I commit myself to the worthy cause of bringing peace and hapiness to our beloved board of the Entmoot. Though three we'd be our mind shall be as one as is our goal. Yet tell me, what dost thou desire of Eärniel as reward for thy sacrifice? For little I have to give that is worthy for such a gift as thou hath given us, yet gladly I shall offer it."

[Andúril]

"Thine speech is rightly as wondrous as fond memories of old. If there be one thing and one thing alone that I will have, that is your unforced and intentional, and also undying devotion toward me, in the days of mine conscious existence in this here place. I will that our hearts become as one, that we may spend the remnants of our time in Entmoot in that which is partnership, in days of grief, and sickness, but also in days of blessedness, glory, and of unadulterated laughter and also humour and joy, that we may share all these things together."

Anduril tightens his grip on the hands of BoP, but with a difference of tightness that is not unpleasant, but rather pleasant.

"This is all I will have of you. If thou wilst not giveth this me, I will henceforth understand, and leave. But from that time forth, I will become as hermit, alone, void of companionship, and will wither away in desolation until the end of mine shortened days. But if thou wilst join me in companionship, and wilst also desire that our hearts become as one, well then mine and thine lives will henceforth be therefore lengthened, to a number far beyond the average age of our kind. And we shall walk the Entmoot in eternal happiness, and also have quite a nice time."

[Andúril]

"Thine speech, Earniel, is also of trully magnificent nature, and also enjoyable to thus hear. I have perceived that thine might in arms and also in majesty is great - greater than any that would be your foe, and thus I will that, as our minds and intentions and motivations and urges are as one, that your power will exist forever as protection of the sanctity of the proposed linking of Anduril and BoP, and additionally, if thou wilst, lend your friendship and consciousness toward us, so that we may all exist on the same wavelength, and forever be named in the same context, as if a sancified and also hallowed group is us. And in time, perhaps, thy might join myself and BoP, in communion, that is, in mutual alliegance but also of heart, so that the love is equal between all three that is us."

Anduril pauses, and looks away. "But if thou wilst not partake in these requests, as I have said before, I will understand, but be sorely dissapointed, and diminish. I will remain Anduril, and pass into oblivion."

[BeardofPants]

Originally posted by Anduril
"... and also have quite a nice time."

BeardofPants wipes tears of mirth from her newly shaven face.

"Oh Anduril, thou doth beseech such a small gift of mine, compared to thy more princely one of immortality. It has been said, so let it be recorded in the books of age, that mine heart is yours to command. Let our minds become as one, and our hearts beat in that joyous rhythm of that which commands us: the sea! O how even now, it hearkens to me, and yet my back doth turn'th upon that terror which is no longer in my sight. Let us share our loneliness, and our joy, and forsake the paths of the west for a mortal realm. Let us partake in the feasts of the mortal, and tarry ere a little longer, ere the hand of darkness doth fall. My answer, is yes. I shall bequeath my fragile heart to your keeping, and trust that you will be my mortal friend for that which we wait, 'til the end of the age. "

And so saying, BeardofPants entwined her fingers with Andurils, and yet her heart felt a little bit lighter, that day. And Anduril, and BeardofPants waited for the toll of doom that would tear them asunder, and wrench them from the mortal age. And while they tarried, they awaited with baited breath, to discern which path Earniel would choose.

[Andúril]

And therefore, as it has been said, the hands, and indeed the very fingers of those who are Anduril and BoP, became intertwined, as indeed their fates and hearts became intertwined also, and they waited, in their blissful state, for the doom of the proclamation of she who is Earniel...

[Earniel]

Eärniel looked upon her companions and her heart felt like the gull above the sea. peaceful, joyous and at home. She smiled and said: "Your kind and wise word have warmed my heart as the suns warms the tender earth. Yes, so shall it be." And with these words she joined hands with Anduril and BeardofPants and shared their bliss."With this I give you both my friendship, trust, mind and heart. For no creature or being deserves these gifts than thee. Honoured and blessed I am indeed with thy companionship. May it last as long as we three shall live and beyond those mortal bonds."

[Andúril]

"Here here!!" Anduril cried out, belated. "Hip hip hooray!"

And the Mighty Three turned, and looked into the sunset. And at that time, no sunset has ever existed that hath been more spendous, nor more glorious (or wonderful) and also bright. And all who perceived this momentous occasion were overawed, for they knew it to be a sign. A sign indeed that this very occasion was momentous.

And even though Anduril had surrended his immortality, his magical powers had not left him completely; and with that, he manifested three of the most desirable ice-creams that have ever existed, and those ice-creams were delicious and powerful.

And BeardofPants took the ice-cream appointed to her, for it was coloured as green, as chocolate, and signified that which is of the earth, a symbol of nature.

And Earniel took the ice-cream appointed to her, for it was coloured as blue, as bubblegum, and signified that which is of the sea, a symbol of nature.

And Anduril took the last ice-cream, for it was uncoloured, as glass, and signified that which is of the air, a symbol of nature.

But these were no ordinary ice-creams. For Anduril had used up the remnants of his power in their making, and he was thus spent. And the result of the transmutation of his power, was the fact that these ice-creams were everlasting; and they were the holders of immense and incredible power, in that they, while held together, would endure the peace and bliss of that place which is Entmoot. And lastly, but most importantly, these ice-creams would be the instruments used in the most important event in all of Ea, one that was yet to befall...

[BeardofPants]

"Brown!" The ungrateful BeardofPants replied. "Brown! I get stuck with Brown? Why couldn't have been green? Ah well..." *Wrinkles her nose, and changes it to green*

So, BeardofPants licked her now green icecream, with one hand, and held onto Anduril's hand with the other. And yet, Anduril's hand clasped Earniel's. And now, such that the might of three had been forevermore joined, and bound together with the mighty magic of the icrecream, their terror, their glory, and their divine rule could be felt even in the quakes of the Entmoot archives. And at this point, BeardofPants doth turn'th to Anduril, and asked,

"Why me? My power hath not yet manifested itself to thine beautiful eyes. You had the power of flame, and Earniel had the power of the sea, how can thou'st bestow thy deep love, and trust unto such a wild card as myself?"

And BeardofEvil trembled before them, as if her soul was bared unto them. And she foretold of an era of great peace brought unto them, after the dark time of civil war. And she turned to her fellow beings, and thus spaketh,

"To mine fellow companions, I doth bestow my secret name unto thee, and thou shalt maketh of it, in thy times of need. i mellonar, you shall call me Maegquener, bestowed upon me by the periannath, herself, elf friend, and friend of mine."

And so, BeardofPants awaited her doom, with her companions, and thus tarried ere, 'til the time of the Ice Cream drew near.

[Andúril]

"I shall take your true name, Maegquener and hold it in utter secrecy and honour and majesty, so that its strength can never be diminished in mine own thought." Anduril blinked twice and it was so.

"Now, in equality with thine act of unselfishness, I disclose mine own true name to the rest of the group that is the Mighty Three. Arcturiel am I, and you may call me Arcturas. I know not wherefrom mine name hast been bestowed upon me, nor whom bestowed it - this is one of mine missions, to find out the true origin of mine namesake."

[BeardofPants]

"So Arcturas hath spoketh, so shall it be done. Forevermore, I shall call thee by thy secret name, and endure to help thee in thy quest. And in turn, ere we tarry, both Earniel and thee shall help to recover mine secret talent, and restore our glory!"

[Earniel]

"I thank thee both for the great trust thou dost place in me. I shall not fail thee my friends. Thy secret will be buried within the deep of my mind inaccesible as the deep seabottom itself. And I shall repay you by no less than revealing my own name of old to thee. I am Haloysil"

And the Mighty Three rejoiced for they knew there was but little that could now sever the bonds that bound them to one another.

Then Eärniel spoke to BeardofPants and in her voice an echo of the Sea has heard: "Do not fear that thou art powerless. A great strenght resides in thee, even if this is yet unbeknowst to thee. Thou strenght is that of the very foundations of the Earth. Willful and resiliant. Thou willst discover this when the time has come as I must discover the boundaries of mine own strength. And until that time and after we shall stand by thee."

[Andúril]

Henceforth, The Mighty Three, that is Maegquener, Arcturas, and last but definitely not least - in fact equally, Haloysil are known to all in their majesty and goodness.

Of course Anduril agreed with the absolutely wise utterings of Earniel, in that a great, albeit unknown strength, resided within BeardofPants, and that the purpose to uncover the very nature of said strength, was held by all.

And at the same time, those that are The Mighty Three would purpose to discover as well the extremeties of that power which belongeth to Earniel, the very borders and limitation of her incumbent strength, if there should be any.

As for Anduril, his power was now thoroughly quenched. For he it was who had created the ice-creams, which are called Koeknuts, and those Koeknuts are powerful; but example of the strenth and valour of said Koeknuts was yet to become available, for their time had not yet come...

And so The Mighty Three, who are called the The Mighty Three until they recieve a better name, began the sequence of events that would forever shape that which is Entmoot...

[Aragorn_iz_cool]

Celeborn

[Elf Girl]

Oompa-Loompas? The mighty three are Oompa-Loompas?!

[BeardofPants]

Originally posted by Elf Girl
Oompa-Loompas? The mighty three are Oompa-Loompas?!

Don't look at me, I didn't choose the name. I'm sure Anduril, in his infinate wisdom, chose the name wisely. (Looks at Anduril for an explaination about why the Mighty Three are named after short purple, green haired people).

[Menelvagor]

*shakes head*

You people are crazy!

(in a good way :) )

[Andúril]

Alas, there were that day some who still could not perceive the wisdom, honour, majesty and control of The Mighty Three. These people were unfortunately quite silly and also metaphorically blinded to the light...

And after many many days of bliss, peacefulness and also happiness, the light that abounded began to fade slightly, albeit hardly noticeable. Anduril, and likewise BoP and as well as Earniel, perceived this change in luminescence, whilst others did not.

But alas there also came a time when this diminishment of luminescence became noticeable. And there came a time when The Mighty Three, who were seated on their thrones which side-by-side existed in the hall of Wassupyo, were approached by a lowly being, who asked of their wisdom.

"Hail The Mighty Three, those Three who are of Might! Hail Anduril, BoP, and Earniel! A pressing time has a arisen."

Anduril: "You may speak."

"Wherefore art thine light diminishing, O Three of Might? Ist not thine power such that none may diminish it?"

BoP: "Obviously - thou art lowly and also a few sandwiches short of a picnic."

"Forgive me of my sins, O BoP"

"Forgiven."

"Thou might continue if thou will," urged Earniel.

"Praise The Mighty Three!! In continuation, is there any logically infalliable and also sound reason wherefore our days have darkened."

And The Mighty Three huddled together, not unlike a team meeting, and discussed the issue.

Then BoP spoke:

[BeardofPants]

"Now hast come the time, when thou hast put thy sacred beings upon a broken pedestal, beyond which thou hast decreed hallowed in thine eyes. And yet, my heart doth beat still in thine ancient language of thy sacred being."

Thus BeardofPants decreed that the pedestals upon which Earniel, Anduril and herself had been placed upon, be cast into the cries of the sea, in order that thy sacred, and hallowed names would be forever more remembered by thy loyal subjects. Whereupon, BeardofPants lept down from her elevated status, and joined in with the rest of Entmoot to celebrate the joyous occasion that which she called Life. And for a time, she forgot her burden, and her mysterious gift, and remembered only, that her laughter was like a joyous, and yet sombre, song.

And she reached out her hands for all to see, and decried:

"Mine hands are yet no more noble than thine hands which reach out to touch mine heart. I will'st that thou'st join me, in my merry making, and come down from those cracked pedestals in thy heavens. Walk among thy subjects, Anduril, and Earniel, and see'st thy self in their plain, and joyous hearts."

Thereupon, BeardofPants held out her divine hands to Anduril, and Earniel.

"Forevermore, we are bound to each other, like thine breath to life, is mine soul to you. As each passing day grows ever longer, as we await, ere the break of day, as the toll of our doom draws ever closer, I feel thine love and joy for me, as for you, and I will thee down to join me for a short while."

Thus, BeardofPants walked for a while, by her lonesome, and lived joyously with the other Entmooters, though some did not believe in her sacred nature, nor that of Anduril, nor Earniel, but they did'st love them, and they did'st place them in their hallowed memory, bless'd by thy happiness, and love.

And so came a day, when BeardofPants did'st miss the warmth of Anduril's embrace, and the comfort of Earniel's unforgiving sea. And only then, did she turn back to them, and plea for their hallowed company.

[Andúril]

And as BeardofPants walked amongst the people, the strain on Anduril's heart grew the more wearisome. For Anduril did not wish to be apart from BoP, likewise if one hath caught alight by fire, one wishes to have water thrown on him or herself.

And Earniel sensed the pain of Anduril, but she urged him wait, for Earniel, as powerful and magnificent as she is, did not rightly know the pain of Anduril. And eventually the pain and desire became to great for mortal Anduril to bear, and he made plans to seek BoP, for this was imperative to his survival.

And the power of Earniel could not constrain Anduril, and he stood up from his throne. And lo! BeardofPants hath returned!

"Whyfore hath thou returned - thou who sought fellowship with our people, and also thou who is dear to mine heart?"

"Anduril, I doth not desire for one or the other - I desire both."

Anduril takes the hand of BoP. "Dost thou not know that I would travel as far as thou wouldest want me to travel? And I wouldest do anything that thy heart and mind can conceive? My existence is in thine honour, O BoP. I am yours, henceforth."

Earniel percieves these words, and all is made clear.

"Therefore, it is with great obviality that I shall join you, O precious and also excellent BoP, in thy fellowship!" Anduril departed from his throne, joined with BoP, and together, they lived happily ever after.

The next day, Earniel thought to herself:

[Andúril]

And then, in a sudden whiff of strangeness but also of necessity, and likewise of change, the existence of The Mighty Three was ever transmuted actually transferred to that place which lyeth here:

http://entmoot.tolkientrail.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=4264

[Faramir]

:D YOWZA!! I got Legolas! Hehehe! Cool! :cool:

[Garina]

Whoo hoo! I am Legolas - which should mean we are perfect for each other........:D
Yes, I am yet another girl drooling over Lotr actors (my fav. is Aragorn, but Frodo is also cute)

[Radagast The Brown]

Seems to be that the most of us are Legolas .:eek: strange...

[azalea]

I got Merry, which fits me.

[Nariel Starfire]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! I'm Legolas too! Maybe we should start a Legolas club. For people who took the survey and came out being LEGOLAS!

[BeardofPants]

Yes, yes. But make sure you write it down first, so I can make a list of people that I can come along, and kick. :rolleyes: :D

[Andúril]

I'm with BoP. Besides, Legolas smells funny.

[Christiana]

I took it twice, & got Arwen and Aragorn(Hurray)

[samwise of the shire]

Bummer, I'm Legolas. I came out Frodo once or twice but I never got to be Sam. I would retry it again to see what came up an' all.
Sam

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

I'm Legolas. I somehow expected I would be; I always am. . .:D

[Radagast The Brown]

I took it twise too and got twise Legolas!!:eek:
I guess it's because I answer the same.

[Sicirus]

Galadriel
Can not see myself as her but ok. I like Galadriel plus I think last time I took that test I got Celeborn. Funny huh.:)

[Cirdan]

No matter what I put I got bill.

Yes, I'm back. The other boards quail at the feet of the mighty Moot. I have no pride. Heap abuse when ready. Better than posting in hell.

Actually, I'm Merry. That's ironic.

[Christiana]

"I'm Legolas. I somehow expected I would be; I always am. . ."
Well, duh, Eruviel

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

What do you mean by that, Christiana? ;)

I have gotten Legolas in nearly every LotR personality test I have taken. Except for one that kept saying I was Aragorn no matter how I answered the questions! :eek:

[Arathorn]

I took it again. I still got Faramir...:confused:

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Well then, Faramir is good! Hey, he marries Eowyn, remember? :D

[Arathorn]

Yeah, you're right! :rolleyes: :D

*Still wonders how he could still get Faramir for curiosity's sake*

[Garina]

Ok, I answered exactly the same as last time, but this time I got Galadriel!:confused:
It has to be random!!!:rolleyes:

[Nienna Grey]

I came out as Faramir, which is so weird!:confused:

[Earniel]

Celeborn. ugh.
Second time Merry...much better.:rolleyes:

IMO this test is a bit shaky.

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Well, I wouldn't say it is exactly the best personality test out there. . .

[Radagast The Brown]

I took it again and had legolas again...:confused:
weird. strange. unbelievable. :eek:

[Sicirus]

This ntime I said I did not want to be married and I still got Galdriel. It is fonny stuff.:rolleyes:

[The Ringbearer]

Now THIS is weird. I put in the exact same answers as TinuvielChild, yet I got Elrond. :confused:

Does anyone know how to get Frodo???????
Maybe I'll try it and put the opposite of what I'd really do in ......

[Radagast The Brown]

I think it's random!!! It's not so weird. I tried it and i had Legolas. I changed it all and had Legolas too!!! I'm a Legolas man!!!

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Well, the first time I took it, a very long time ago, I said my weapon of choice is sword, and I didn't want to be married, yet it gave me Arwen. I changed the preferred weapon and got Legolas, and have ever since. . .

[Lady Midnight]

Four times!!!! I took that test four frelling times!!!!! First I got Elrond then Denethor, then Merry believe it not not. :eek: And finally I got Arwen.

Normally I get Aragorn.

I'm going to sulk now! :( :( :( :(

[Mirahzi]

Oh Eru! I came out as Legolas.. woe is me. :D

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Ha! Nancer :p :D

[Earniel]

Takes one to know one! :D

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Hey, I've alread admitted a nance...a bit....not very much. . .:eek: :D

[Mirahzi]

That's just an unreliable personality test.. you actually are Legolas :D You're a genuine nancer, I'm just a poser ;)

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Well, we all know I'm Legolas. . .genuine nancer is a subject of debate though ;)

[Mirahzi]

..And the war rages forth across yet another thread :D

[Christiana]

Oh brother.:rolleyes:

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

I DON'T NANCE!!!
Well, okay, I suppose I do--but not too much, eh? :)

[Earniel]

*moans* Not THAT debate again! *hits both Eruviel and Mirahzi on the head* You both nance! Now knock it off. :D

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Thank you, Earniel, I think that was needed. . .:D

*stumbles off, gingerly touching her head where it was hit by Earniel*

[Earniel]

Did you just thank me for hitting you on the head? Entmoot is indeed the home of the weird.... :p :D

[Christiana]

I Agree.

[Radagast The Brown]

Yeah, definetely

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Originally posted by Eärniel
Did you just thank me for hitting you on the head? Entmoot is indeed the home of the weird.... :p :D

Not for hitting me on the head, but for getting me to snap out of my defense of Legolas. Now, hitting Mirahzi, on the other hand, I thank you for :D (j/k. . .:eek: )

[Sicirus]

If you are going to be fighting each other go to the www.entmoot why are you wierd .com (http://) .
We are having a sea water fight. But watch out for Bop water sheep and my wolf hair floating every where.
FEAR THE FUR.

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Am there already :D
*splashes sicirus*
oops, wrong thread :)

[Sicirus]

Sorry my link thingy does not work. It must be wrong well oh well just try to find the Why are you wierd thread and you will find it.:p

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

That's where the quest for the wine started. . .but somehow my pirate ship is both there, and in India looking for wine. . .Oh well, maybe I have two ships. . .never knew that! :D

[Sicirus]

I am still chasing those stupid sheep that stole the wine. Now I am floating on some sheep that ovoided getting dunked. They make good rafts.
*Splashes EG back*

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Dunk the sheep! Dunk the sheep!
*splashes sicirus*

oops, wrong thread. Back to topic. . .um. . .I'm Legolas?

[Mirahzi]

Originally posted by Eärniel
*moans* Not THAT debate again! *hits both Eruviel and Mirahzi on the head* You both nance! Now knock it off. :D

Hey, didn't you already smack us on the Fav. Comic thread? Good grief, you're so violent! You really oughta see a counselor or something :D

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

We have been duly smacked in two threads now...perhaps this is a hint that we ought not to argue about Legolas' masculinity any more? :D

[Mirahzi]

Ooh, but it's such a hot topic!! Besides, we could just smack Earniel back :D After all, we outnumber her!!! Aiyee!

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

*restraining Mirahzi as he attempts to attack Earniel*
Now tell me again what you just said about violence? :rolleyes: :D

[Mirahzi]

Lemme at 'er!! Lemme at 'er! I know what I said!! Violence is wrong! *SMACK!* :D

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

So stop being violent!!! *holds Mirahzi back* Violence is wrong, calm down! :D

[Mirahzi]

No!! *frenzied snarl* Must smack Earniel.. vengeance must be attained!! :mad: :D

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Run, Earniel, run!!! I'll hold him back until you can get away--he's too violent! :D

[Mirahzi]

She's not going anywhere! She's sound asleep, so I'll just give her a little wake-up smack :D Besides, she bonked me on the head! Twice! Don't I atleast get to smack her once?! :D

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

*guards the door to Earniel's room until Mirahzi gets over his attack of violence* :D

[Mirahzi]

*walks away innocently*
I'll just wait until she gets up and comes downstairs for 'breakfast' :D

Gee, I wonder what Earniel's gonna think when she reads these :D

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Poor Earniel...:D

*stands in front of the door in full black and silver Gondorian guard uniform, holding a spear* :D

Back, fiend. You don't fool me! :)

[Mirahzi]

Ahh, costume changes eh?
Mounts a Horse of Rohan and suits up in the armor of the Mark... draws own spear :D

I hope Earniel's mother doesn't get mad at us for having a raging battle in her home.. ;)

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!

:D

[Earniel]

I haven't been down for breakfast yet and me mum isn't home. What? Wanna fight? come and get it* jumping up and down making little boxing moves* I'm not afraid, I've lived for 20 years with my sister. Now that's HARD! I gave her a concussion a few months ago. I certainly can handle YOU!

Thank you for guarding my sleep Eruviel! I really appreciate it! :D

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Any time, mellon :D