Your LOTR mate

[afro-elf]

For guys and gals


from LOTR who would you choose as your significant other


It's a toss between arwen and eowyn,but i'd choose the latter.
Arwen's a bit of a homebody. I'm a bit of an adventurer and I would like a mate of similar interest.

Besides after the LOTR she was a healer.

so i've have some to hug and hold
AND
someone who would be a comrade in arms

[Sister Golden Hair]

Probably Glorfindel, or Gildor. I think most likely Gildor though. I liked his personality.

[Selwythe]

Ahem, I am afraid there are only 3 female characters in LoTR, unless I choose marry Rosie Cotton, who's half my height. Or maybe I can add Shelob to the equation?

I think I will choose from Silmarillion, and that'd be Idril (Elbereth's taken :( )

But if I have to choose from LoTR, easy, Galadriel. Beauty and wisdom. Anti-establishment (didn't care about the West) and a fetish for Dwarves.

:)

[XRogue]

Faramir. :D And no, I won't say why. ;)

[Varda]

i agree on faramir

[Ñólendil]

There's many more females than that Selwythe! There's just not a whole lot of very important female characters. Anyway I'd choose Ioreth.

I think I will choose from Silmarillion, and that'd be Idril (Elbereth's taken :( )

So is Idril!

[galadriel]

I also really like Faramir. Great personality, a total hottie <according to my imagination, anyway>. It'd have to be pre-Eowyn, of course.

[afro-elf]

Selwythe's choice made me recall something


I think in unfinished tales or book of lost tales

there is SOMETHING about galadriel being "athletic" in her youth
or competing in physical skill against feanor or her brothers MAYBE?

if someone could verify that for me then i'd change to galadriel.

i'm 6' 2" it would interesting to date someone taller than I.

plus the beauty, wisdom, power, "magic", athletics goin' on

[Sister Golden Hair]

Unfinished Tales: "She grew to be tall beyond the measures even of the women of the Noldor, she was strong of body, mind, and will, a match for both the loremasters and the athletes of the Eldar in the days of their youth." (UT The History of Galadriel and Celeborn)

[afro-elf]

In that case its Galadriel.

[Selwythe]

Yes, Idril may be taken but I'm Tuor.

[Ñólendil]

In fact afro-elf, I do believe Galadriel was taller than you, by some four inches I think.

[afro-elf]

That's what I meant that it would be interesting to date someone taller that I am.

[Banazir]

I would choose Frodo. Frodo. *sigh*.
note: I am a female.

[Sakata]

Defiantly Aragorn, though Legolas isn't that bad either, but I don’t usually go for blondes

[galadriel]

I hate to burst your bubble, but even if Frodo really did look like Elijah Wood (I never pictured him that cute, not that I'm complaining), he's half your size. But I can see where you're coming from.

[Ñólendil]

One of the few times I watched Oprah (in some time of dark despair, no doubt), it was about a blind date. A little person (about three feet tall or thereabouts) had been set up with a man over seven feet tall. They hit it off quite well, and actually fell in love.

I wouldn't know about Elijah Wood, but according to Gandalf Frodo was 'fairer than most [hobbits]'.

[Sister Golden Hair]

Originally posted by Sakata
Defiantly Aragorn, though Legolas isn't that bad either, but I don’t usually go for blondes Yeah, Legolas looks cute in the movie. I have always had a hard time picturing him. I see that he has pointy ears too.:rolleyes:

[ladyisme]

I'll take Elrond any time. ;)

"The road goes ever on and on down from the door where it began."

[Ñólendil]

So no one caught my Ioreth joke?

[Banazir]

Well, unfortunately, I don't find Elijah Wood cute at all, and if Frodo looked like him, he'd be obnoxious. And I also think that size (or height) doesn't matter.

[Comic Book Guy]

I didn't get the joke so please explain, I guess I just suck.

[Sister Golden Hair]

What does it mean Inoldonil? Ioreth was a healer that liked to talk alot. Right?

[Ñólendil]

She's an old lady! I'm fifteen, she's like what, seventy? I've got some good choices: Goldberry, Arwen, Galadriel, Éowyn, several Hobbit-woman, even Rosie Cotton, but Ioreth?

But yes, she was a healer that liked to talk a lot, in the Houses of Healing.

[Sister Golden Hair]

Originally posted by Inoldonil
She's an old lady! I'm fifteen, she's like what, seventy? Oh boy.:rolleyes: I am surprised that you are only fifteen. I thought of you as much older. You seem very learned for one so young. I wish I was fifteen again. I will be uh, nevermind tomarrow.:( No wonder I didn't get the joke.

[Ñólendil]

I believe bmilder thought I was middle-aged before I became a mod. and anduin told him my age. Or was it the other way around?

Thank you for the compliment, but I'll trade you ages any day. 'Very learned' + 'so young' = 'no girlfriend' I'm afraid. I know it's really hard to tell here ( :p ), but I'm a fantasy geek at heart. You know, Ioreth doesn't sound so bad when you think about it ...

[Sister Golden Hair]

Originally posted by Inoldonil
Thank you for the compliment, but I'll trade you ages any day. 'Very learned' + 'so young' = 'no girlfriend' I'm afraid. You know, Ioreth doesn't sound so bad when you think about it ... Don't worry dude. The girls will come along. You don't want an old wrinkel bag for a girlfriend. Now you've made me think of Aegnor and Andreth.

[Ñólendil]

Don't say that, you'll depress everyone!

[Sister Golden Hair]

Sorry!

[Bradistic]

I think I would either choose Goldberry or Shelob
(eight legs, Oh Baby!!!!)

[Renille]

Inodonil, you're fifteen????? Wow. That's really old. I won't be fifteen for another twenty days now! :D (Sorry...just had to say that... I thought you were much older, too.)

Anyway.

Call me stupid...but who are Aegnor and Andreth? (That's going to bug me all day now...I have no clue who they are!)

[Sister Golden Hair]

Originally posted by Renille
Inodonil, you're fifteen????? Wow. That's really old. I won't be fifteen for another twenty days now! :D (Sorry...just had to say that... I thought you were much older, too.)

Anyway.

Call me stupid...but who are Aegnor and Andreth? (That's going to bug me all day now...I have no clue who they are!) Aegnor is the brother of Finrod Felagund who are the brothers of Galadriel. If you have not read the Silmarillion, This is where you will find these two charming fellows. Andreth was a mortal woman that was in love with Aegnor who was a Noldorin prince. This story is located in Vol. 10 of the Histories of Middle-earth. It is called Morgoth's Ring (Athrabeth Finrod Ah Andreth.)

[Kirinki54]

Originally posted by Sister Golden Hair
Probably Glorfindel, or Gildor. I think most likely Gildor though. I liked his personality.

Whatever happened with Finrod?

Anyway; HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

[Sister Golden Hair]

Originally posted by Kirinki54


Whatever happened with Finrod?

Anyway; HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! Thank you Kirinki54 for the birthday greeting.:)

Ahhh, you know me too well. Finrod is my number one choice, but the question was, who would you pick as your LOTRs mate? Finrod isn't in LOTRs unfortunately.:(

[Ñólendil]

Yes, Happy Birthday!

[arynetrek]

Strider.

notice which name i used.

aryne *

[Sister Golden Hair]

Originally posted by Inoldonil
Yes, Happy Birthday! Thank you, thank you.:)

[Kirinki54]

I think Arwen could well darn my socks.

But if the Silm is permitted, Luthien. I´m curious about that Maia element, in moderate measure...

[Selwythe]

Wait a minute, Inoldonil is male?

Oops, something about her...sorry, his name gave me an impression that she...HE was female...

I smelled a fish when you were talking about female LoTR mates. I was wondering...never mind.

[afro-elf]

Actually, not only did I think Inoldonil was older, I too at first that that the name was female.


OOPS!

[Ñólendil]

What's female about 'Inoldonil'? In actuallity a female could safely bear that name (it not conveying one sex or the other, in sense), but I never thought it sounded female. I'll ignore the 'fish' comment.

If I had my way my name would be Ñoldonil, or Ñoldodil.

[Bregalad]

Obviously I'd go out with Fimbrethil. If I could find her!:D :D :D

[afro-elf]

I forgot about the daughters of aragorn and arwen

they could be possibilties

[ArwenEvenstar]

well lemme think...............

an elf = probally either glorfindel or legolas
a dwarf = no (i DO NOT like dark places)
a hobbit= depends if he was cute
a maia= as long as its not Sauron and was male
a Ishtari= as long as they don't look like the movie's ones...
a Man=if my boyfriend could be one...DEFINATLY :D :D :D

[SilverToungedDevil]

No contest ... from the First Age it must be Luthien Tinuviel as she had Everything and for the Third Age it must Galadriel.

[Niphredoodah]

I've been in love with Frodo for almost twenty years, and have never found size to be an issue.

---------------------------------------------------

Ghan-Buri-Ghan: "Mistah Lurtz. He dead."

[Phelan Kell]

I just can't make a dicision. There are too few female characters. I usually like the girl in whom not many other people see the beauty. There aren't any female characters that fit that description in LotR

[arynetrek]

Ioreth? :P

or how about Queen Beruthiel?

aryne *

[Sister Golden Hair]

Originally posted by Phelan Kell
I just can't make a dicision. There are too few female characters. I usually like the girl in whom not many other people see the beauty. There aren't any female characters that fit that description in LotR How about Lobella Sackville-Baggins?:)

[Phelan Kell]

You guys are hilarious. No seriously.


;) Don't worry, you just keep your chin up and you'll get there someday.

I thought your name was very masculine, Inoldonil

[Phelan Kell]

I, too, Inoldonil, am fifteen and companionless. I have been a sci-fi/fantasy geek since the 3rd grade.

[Ñólendil]

:(

Okay, I now vote this my least favourite topic. In this thread I have become an old man, a lesbian and a lonely fantasy geek loser with no friends. Enough already! :p

[Selwythe]

LoL

Seriously now, if you wanted a female whom others could not see easily her beauty, it's Eowyn.

Or Galadriel actually, since humans go there so seldom. Pretty hard to see her.

[samwise of the shire]

Hobbit: Pippin, Frodo(Who in my minds eye is REALLY close to Wood), or Sam
Man:Bergil, Eomer, Faramir
Elf:Legolas, one of Elronds sons, or Imrahil
Dwarf:One does'nt come to mind I'm not too fond of dwarves

[Ñólendil]

I think you mean 'Beregond' instead of Bergil, his nearly-ten-year-old son.

[Wayfarer]

Originally posted by Inoldonil
Okay, I now vote this my least favourite topic. In this thread I have become an old man, a lesbian and a lonely fantasy geek loser with no friends. Enough already!


You mean You're _Not_ all those things?

[afro-elf]

samwise imrahil is not an elf. He is a descedant of imrazor the numenoerean and mithrellas an elf maid.

[Niphredoodah]

Son of an elf-maid? I thought there were only three couplings of the Edain and the Eldar: Beren and Luthien, Tuor and Idril, and Arwen and Aragorn.

[afro-elf]

Son of an elf-maid? I thought there were only three couplings of the Edain and the Eldar: Beren and Luthien, Tuor and Idril, and Arwen and Aragorn

mithrellas was a companion of nimrodel the love of Amroth the Lord of Lorien before Galadriel. he was the founder of Dol Amroth.

Mithrellas fled lorien when the balrog rose in moria.

she bore two children with imrazor, galador and gilsmith

galador is mentioned in UT pg 248 and 316

gilsmith UT 248

when imrahil is speaking of his elven ancestory in LOTR these are
people he is refering to

[Kirinki54]

Originally posted by afro-elf
He is a descedant of imrazor the numenoerean and mithrellas an elf maid.

Son of an elf-maid!
Now we´re definitely into immaculate conception, parallels to the bible, allegory of all kinds...

Flee this minefield quick!!

Sorry Afro-elf, couldn´t help myself!


:D ;) :p

[afro-elf]

how about the son of a FORMER elf-maiden:)

[Kirinki54]

Yea, let´s have a bit of realisme here! :)

[samwise of the shire]

But Imrahil has elven blood in him so I think he belongs more in the elven category then in the Man category.

You know what I find this post to be one of the most interesting posts in the whole Book forum.

[afro-elf]

aragorn has elven blood of a higher pedigree tham imrahil.
Do you count him as elven too.


All imrahil's ancestors save mitherallas are mortal.


would you count eldarion and his sister's elven too?

[Kirinki54]

Originally posted by afro-elf
aragorn has elven blood of a higher pedigree tham imrahil.
Do you count him as elven too.


All imrahil's ancestors save mitherallas are mortal.


would you count eldarion and his sister's elven too?

The issue is that in some cases, offspring from Elf/Man marriages were given a choice by the Valar. That is if the Valar thought the issue to be important enough.
When it comes to Aragorn I think his choice was made by Elros ages before. Arwen had to choose mortality when she choose Aragorn.

In other cases no such choice was given and the offspring would be mortals, like in the case of Imrazor and Mithrellas. I think it is said someplace there might have been other cases similar to theirs.

[Kirinki54]

BTW I wonder if there were ever any mixed Hobbit/Man marriages/offspring? I think it is untold of, but should be fully possible as both are branches of Men. However, I think it says of Bree where such a union would be the likeliest, that the Hobbits and Men lived side by side, not together.

[TrewynEvenstar]

Tom Bombadil! (Lol) He ROX!

[Oliver Thornton]

I'm sorry to say I would be as many a person says a hermit.
Unless a elf maiden liked me I will always be called the Lone Traveller.

[bombcar]

It'd have to be Luthien.

There's something about a girl that's willing to kick Sauron's ass that turns me on!

[Kirinki54]

Originally posted by bombcar
It'd have to be Luthien.

There's something about a girl that's willing to kick Sauron's ass that turns me on!

As I recall I also chose Luthien back in the mists of this thread.
Don´t forget she also almost seduced Morgoth (but lured him into sleep with her belly-dancing instead)!

Must have been quite a gal in all senses... :D

[Oliver Thornton]

I the Lone Traveler,
has decided to ask of you all to suggest Female characters as my Lotr mate.
Thank you.

[KGamgee]

SAM :) I don't really care how short he is, but hes so loyal and NICE!

[RDBGOLLUM]

GOlLUM WAS SUCH A HOTTIE. ALTHO I AM MALE AND LIVE IN MY PARENTS BASEMENT I LUV GOLLUM. and don't diss him for being decietful he had a tuff time at home. His parents shunned him and all. so remember don't diss smeagol


later


:cool:




all that is gold does not glitter
not all that wander r lost
the old that is strong does not wither
deep roots r not reached by the frost
from the ashes a fire shall be woken
a light from the shadows shall spring
renewed shall be the blade that was broken
the crownless again shall b king

[FrodoFriend]

Frodo!!

Doesn't anyone else think he's just adorable in every way??

the way i pictured him is almost exactly like elijah wood (kinda weird, actually........)
as for the height issue, i could just have gandalf turn me into a hobbit. failing that, i'm short so it'd only be about a foot of difference. :D

[Vanimdil]

From Lord of the Rings, my first choice would probably be Faramir. I like his combination of kindness and strength, also his ability to resist the temptation of the Ring. Other choices would be Glorfindel or Legolas.
The character I really want to marry though is from the Silmarillion. From the very first time I read the book I fell in love with Finrod Felagund's selflessness and nobility. Just my luck that he's fated never to marry. :(

[afro-elf]

Vanimdil

you'll have some stiff competition from SISTER GOLDEN HAIR over finrod


several women here have mentioned strider over aragorn

i like the character of strider better myself

why do you women like him

[Sister Golden Hair]

Originally posted by Vanimdil
From Lord of the Rings, my first choice would probably be Faramir. I like his combination of kindness and strength, also his ability to resist the temptation of the Ring. Other choices would be Glorfindel or Legolas.
The character I really want to marry though is from the Silmarillion. From the very first time I read the book I fell in love with Finrod Felagund's selflessness and nobility. Just my luck that he's fated never to marry. :( Ummm! What's your choice of weapon?:)

[crow]

Any (male) elf with a nice personality would do. Well, maybe one of the Rohirrim. Maybe. I'm not exactly big on horses, y'know.

Um, hate to break it to you, Inoldonil, but fair may mean something besides Nordic-looking in that context. That is, prettier, more beautiful. Anyway, blond hobbits are rare. Most are brown-haired and brown-eyed. Arrgghh! Elijah Wood has blue eyes! Inaccuracy! Read the books!

Sorry, tangent. Don't take that little outburst too seriously :o

[Oliver Thornton]

Could anyone find me a maiden of the middle earth from the third age?
Thank you,
The Lone Traveler

[Frodo'sGirl]

I would have to choose Frodo Baggins hence the screen name lol
:) He is so sweet i love him!

[UnStashable]

I thought he Finrod had wished to marry but it was with a Vanyar elf (cant rember her name and waaaay to tired to try and find it)who didn't come to M.E. and so he stayed single for or something like that.

[CardenIAntauraNauco]

I looked through the index and looked up the pages where he was in Valinor. I couldn't find anything about a fiancee or what not. Although it is VERY possible that I am wrong look through it when you've woken up enough

[afro-elf]

finrod's love was amarie (AKA sister golden hair)

[Banazir]

Originally posted by crow

Anyway, blond hobbits are rare. Most are brown-haired and brown-eyed. Arrgghh! Elijah Wood has blue eyes! Inaccuracy! Read the books!


Blond hobbits are rare, but it doesn't mean they don't exist. Can anyone prove that Frodo isn't blond? Or red-haired, say? And why couldn't he have blue/green/grey eyes? The book doesn't really say anything about his looks.

P.S. In the movie, EVERYONE has either blue or green eyes.

P.P.S. It seems that many of those who picked Frodo are influenced by Elijah's angelic baby-face. Not that it's wrong, of course; but it's funny.

[Sister Golden Hair]

Originally posted by Banazir
[B]

[QUOTE]Blond hobbits are rare, but it doesn't mean they don't exist. Can anyone prove that Frodo isn't blond? Or red-haired, say? It is true that it was rare, but if IIRC, all of Sams children were born with golden hair because of his love for Elves.P.S. In the movie, EVERYONE has either blue or green eyes. Unless they gave Orlando Bloom (Legolas) colored contacts or something, his eyes are brown.

[Banazir]

Originally posted by Sister Golden Hair
Unless they gave Orlando Bloom (Legolas) colored contacts or something, his eyes are brown.

My mistake. I didn't think of him, AND of John Rhys-Davies (Gimli).

[Sister Golden Hair]

Originally posted by Banazir


My mistake. I didn't think of him, AND of John Rhys-Davies (Gimli). I haven't seen the movie yet, but I saw Bloom in several pics. Do you know if they colored up his eyes? An Elf with brown eyes would be totally inconsistant to the books.

[Banazir]

Originally posted by Sister Golden Hair
I haven't seen the movie yet, but I saw Bloom in several pics. Do you know if they colored up his eyes? An Elf with brown eyes would be totally inconsistant to the books.

I actually couldn't make out the color of Bloom's eyes in the movie, they seemed either brown or green. So I'm not sure if they gave him contacts or not. But as there are quite a few things in the movie that aren't consistent with the books, I assume they could just have an elf with brown eyes.

[illogik]

rosie cotton, at least from her looks in the movie.. what a hottie, the hight difference will be a problem tho.. what with my being 6`5 and her bring all of around 2`11 :eek:

we would set about making a whole new breed of 3/4 sized humans with hairy feet...

[CardenIAntauraNauco]

Yes... he wore blue contacts. I saw him put them on while watching Passage to middle earth.

[Lady Midnight]

Alas I am doomed to be forever torn between Aragorn and Boromir. *sigh* :(

[bropous]

I fell in love with Galadriel when I read the books as a kid, and fell even more deeply in love when I saw the Brothers Hildebrandt paintings of her! She'd be my choice.

[Banazir]

Originally posted by CardenIAntauraNauco
Yes... he wore blue contacts. I saw him put them on while watching Passage to middle earth.

Really? Then I should have watched better. Thanks for clearing this up.

[ChildofEru]

Galadriel is the reason I wake up in the morning.
In all reality any female Elf would be a wonderful mate.
I honestly believe that if elves existed today they would resemble something a geek, only more physical.

[bropous]

But to be honest, there are only three choices for the straight guys as a mate in LotR: Arwen, Eowyn, and Galadriel. Goldberry's taken. ;)

The ladies have far more choices...

To reflect the title of another thread, "It ain't fair"!

[Kamyel]

Hmmm this is a tough one. It's either Legolas or Aragorn.

*sigh*

;)

[hama]

Originally posted by afro-elf
Vanimdil

you'll have some stiff competition from SISTER GOLDEN HAIR over finrod


several women here have mentioned strider over aragorn

i like the character of strider better myself

why do you women like him

Strider OVER Aragorn? Unless he has some gymnastic abilities that I am not aware of, it would be difficult for Strider to be over Aragorn in any sense of the word. Of course I believe in character development as much as anyone, I am curious how one would choose one person over the same person?

[bropous]

hama, she's probably wanting Strider over Aragorn in a subtle attempt to arrange a menage-a-trois. Of course, she could get Elessar to join in too, for a full-blown orgy. LOL! Girl's gettin' greedy!

Maybe he/he/he will have to change clothes repeatedly and real fast....and move around a lot!

[easterlinge]

What! Nobody's interested in Lobelia Sackville-Baggins? :D

[bropous]

uh, in a word, NO, easterlinge! LOL!

[afro-elf]

I honestly believe that if elves existed today they would resemble something a geek, only more physical.


I assume you wanted to say "something like a geek"


However, I do not know what the image of geek is to you.

I think of homely, poor fashion, couch potatoes.


But, I beg to differ. I think they would be more along the lines of refined and cultured ballerinas.


But to be honest, there are only three choices for the straight guys as a mate in LotR: Arwen, Eowyn, and Galadriel. Goldberry's taken.

They are ALL taken.

But we still can dream on.

[bropous]

"But, I beg to differ. I think they would be more along the lines of refined and cultured ballerinas."

Agreed, afro-elf. Elves looking like "geeks" just don't fit.

[Pailan]

Arwen the Evenstar of her people.

See, I've got this problem with Liv Tyler and it won't go away... (drools on self) ;)

[afro-elf]

Well if Arwen looks like Liv you can have her.

[bropous]

I gotta agree with you there, afro-elf. I've always had a "thing" about Liv Tyler's looks too, and it ain't positive. Now don't get me wrong, I think she did a good job in the role as written, but the girl just don't get my blood a pumping, if'n ya knows what I means...

Only girls in the film I thought were all that "hot" were Rosie Cotton and a couple of the Hobbit-lasses who "oooohed" and "aaahed" over Gandalf's fireworks at the Birthday Party. I have a feeling they were just local Wellington girls but they had really beautiful smiles....and no, Kate Blanchett don't do it for me either...though she did a good job as Galadriel and as the narrator...

[afro-elf]

I missed the movie while in Thailand. The there was a midnight showing but my plane left at 3:00. I hope it is still playing there when I go back in about 5 weeks. ( one of the few good things about this damn country is I get decent vacations)
Anyway, the point being is that I'll have to wait see if there is anyone in the movie to whom I can fawn over.

Did they show any other Elven women besides Galadriel and Arwen?

[bropous]

Actually, afro-elf, they DO show other Elven women besides Arwen and Galadriel, but mostly only in "long shots" so you don't get a real good look at 'em.

Just curious: what country are you in?

[Pailan]

Originally posted by afro-elf
Well if Arwen looks like Liv you can have her.

Yes, I understand that she is not everyone's cup of tea. It'll help keep my jealously under control.;)

[afro-elf]

Bropous, I'm a a second string Esl Professor in a bottomline city in country that would make the Woses seem like they were the Calaquendi.


I am in Saudi Arabia.

[bropous]

Oh, my God.

You must be STARVED for the sight of a Western female! I know I would be...

May Melkor take the Saud Family with him to the Utter Darkness...only problem is, the only alternatives are the Wahabi freaks...

[Wayfarer]

Hmmm...

Anyone remember which of the Valier were single? :p :D

[afro-elf]

Western women? As in square dancin' chicks? ;)

Hell, I'm starved for the sight of ANY woman. I see more on Tusken Raider and Jawa women.

The saving grace is that I get a little over 3 months vacation ( two of which are paid) spread over the year, which with I can escape.

After being many places, I went to Thailand for Ramadan break and it seems to be the remedy to my Far Harad blues.

Heading there again in about 5 weeks.

I find living here has completely and utterly destroyed any respect I may have for Islam and soured me on many things aside from just that.

Why I do I stay? I wanna go back to school and I wanna save enough so I don't have to work while I study( as I teacher, I NOW truly understand the commitment needed to be a student) and I wanna set aside enough for anothers BS and a another MS.

I wanna leave the liberal arts behind and move into science, which means I REALLY have to buckle down. There is tad room for BOVINE DEFICATION in science. Quite unlike my current degrees.

Wasn't the single Valier the depressed one?

With my current mental state she might commit suicide.

Just give me a Quendi girl.

"Yo! Where the Quendi girls at?"

[Gandalf The Grey]

For me it would be Galadriel

[bropous]

Ah, afro-elf, just don't go wandering the An Nefud or the Ar Rub-al-Khali chasing camels, or even worse, Bedouin women! Ewwww!

Just hang on for that five weeks til you make it back to the "land of the "LBFM"! LOL!

Well-met, afro-elf!

[afro-elf]

Likewise!

[afro-elf]

Did you spent any time out this way yourself?

[bropous]

Never been out of the US, afro-elf, just a lover of maps, history and politics...

[afro-elf]

Well, you could be a member of my ring destroying fellowship anytime.

[Starr Polish]

Legolas. I have a thing for long hair, blonde hair and pointy ears. Mmm...elves. Also, I like bowmen. I shoot guns, and I've tried bows...it's fairly hard!

[Starr Polish]

Hmm..I was looking through the older posts, and Inoldonil said a lot of stuff about being young and well learned = no girlfriend, well...actually, I am very attracted to a good friend of mine who is fifteen (I am too), who is 'well learned'.
So you'll find that well learned lady out there somewhere :)

[Marille]

Hm, for me it'd be a toss up between Legolas and Aragon. Ither one of them would be perfectly fine with me. ;) Heh

[Wayfarer]

*chuckles*

To quote the title of one of Micheal Martinez's Articles from a while back:

Ooh, Arwen! Oh Yeah!


:o

[afro-elf]

PALANTIR CALLING INOLDONIL... YOU BETTER GET YOUR NOSE OUT OF THE LIBRARY IN RIVENDELL AND READ THE POST BY STARR POLISH



BTW is that polish as in shoe shine or Polish as in Krakow?

[bropous]

LOL, Wayfarer, I wonder what ol' Mike's comments would have been had Arwen bummed from Aragorn and sparked up a pipeful of Old Toby...

"Ooh, Arwen! Oh Yeah!...wait....no, don't do that...no, it can't be....not you, too....! Arwen, Noooooo! Bad Arwen! Bad, Bad Arwen! There oughtta be a law! DROWN in the flood! DROOOOOOOOWWWNNNNN!!!!! Tool of the tobacco companies! Halfling Leaf Harlot! Cigarette Strumpet! Tobacco Trollop!"

;)

[Menelvagor]

I'de pick Silmarien, don't know why.

[Wayfarer]

SIlmarien...

That sounds REALLY familiar.

Who was she?

[afro-elf]

I guess technically, she is in LOTR.

[Menelvagor]

Silmarien was was the daughter and oldest child of one of the early Numenorian Kings (not sure which). She was passed over for Queen (even though Tar-Ancalime had become a queen earlier, and it had been established that the eldest child, male or female, would take the crown), but her childeren were the begining of the line of Isuldur. I actually don't know much about her, just what it says in the appendix, but I think she's in the Silmarillion. (I haven't read it, but I would assume...)

-Menelvagor:)

[afro-elf]

What I meant was, the question was what LOTR character would be your mate. Silmaren is not in the story of the LOTR. BUT she is in the book per se. Albeit in the appendix. So, I was just saying that you could choose her on a technicality.

[Menelvagor]

But they were picking charaters that were in lotr! *whines*:D

When I made that last post, I was responding to Wayfarer. Actually, I don't know why I picked Silmarien, I was just kinda looking for a name that most other people wouldn't pick, it doesn't have to be her. Second choice would be Eowyn, any girl that would fight the witch king is good enough for me.:)

[Nenya]

Faramir for me...he seems to be a bit more down to Earth than most of the other men...I don't think anyone else would have me!

On the other hand, if Legolas really looks like Orlando Bloom with long blond hair...:p

[mrs legolas]

er...do i really have to answer this?

[bropous]

A hearty "Welcome to the Moot" to you both, Menelvagor and Mrs Legolas!

I agree that any lady who can stick it to the Witch King of Angmar and live is a girl after me own heart...especially if she looks like the actress who plays her in Peter Jackson's The Two Towers, from what I can tell from the back of the paperback...

And can someone take a look at the paperback and let me know, if you are familiar with the actor, is the guy who looks like he is going to be playing Theoden the fellow who plays "Father Jack" on "Father Ted"? Sure looks like him...

[Kamyel]

Bropous are you talking about the guy in the last picture on the back of "The Two Towers"?

[bropous]

Hmmm....if memory serves me correctly, Kamyel, from left-to-right, the photos are of:

1. A fellow in a helm with a prominent noseguard, whom I take to be Eomer;

2. A fellow with dark armor, greying hair and short, greying beard, whom I take to be Theoden; and

3. A beautiful, grave blond woman whom I take to be Eowyn.

I'm hoping my memory is serving correctly from looking at the "film series" printing of the LotR paperbacks and quality paperbacks at the bookstore.

[Earniel]

I think I'll go for Frodo (him looking like Elijah Wood might have something to do with that I admit) And I'm kind of short so little problem there.

[Menelvagor]

Thank you Bropous, I'm glad to be here.:)

[bropous]

Welcome to the Moot, Eärniel, glad to have you here, and ain't no problem with being [even just a little] short!

[mrs legolas]

Hannad! Bropous...

[Starr Polish]

BTW is that polish as in shoe shine or Polish as in Krakow?

Polish as in the shoe...it has to do with a little thing I wrote about how I feel about myself sometime. Along the lines of "In my own universe, I am a star, shining brightly, but put me against others, and I seem quite dim. Does anyone have any polish?"

Very, very corny, but hey, I like the name.

[afro-elf]

Very, very corny, but hey, I like the name.


Actually, I like the poem more than the name.

[afro-elf]

Very, very corny, but hey, I like the name.


Actually, I like the poem more than the name.

I can relate to the poem.

[Starr Polish]

And I'm kind of short so little problem there.

Ah, yes, the wonders of short-dom. I wouldnt be surprised if I'm labeled as a hobbit or dwarf at school soon (though it would be rather a rather large one, since I am five feet tall).

Hmm...or perhaps not. I don't have hairy feet, they aren't even large, and I'm not fat. I'm also lacking a beard. Hmm.

Ack, I like tall guys. Go elves!

[Earniel]

Being short is not that much of a problem. If you spent 12 years of school being the shortest in class, you get kinda used to it. The problem is on parties, try to dance a comfortable slow with a guy that's 2 heads taller.

[Starr Polish]

I feel for you, I do. I remember my mother always saying "The boys will like it in junior high since you'll be one of the girls shorter than them."

HAH! Not only are there a LOT of attractive or ::cough::easy::cough:: girls in my school that are short, they are also blessed with actually looking like they've hit puberty. I am the unlucky 'waif', and I do eat.

Funny, one of the few to have the figure, and I don't want it. We all want what we can't have (ie, Legolas...ahaha)

[Elfstone.]

I'll just let all these ladies know that I scored Strider/Aragorn in the personality test so if you wanna give me a call err..oops that came out, out loud. crap.

Anyhow it would be Arwen but not the Liv Tyler Arwen i dont think shes too hot and in the books Arwen had this koo hidden power to her that never really came out she was jsut absoltely beautiful in the books. Dunno something about her being an elf(oh yes an elf fetish) and being powerful and stunningly hot.

Elfstone.
Ladies message here
disciple_davie@hotmail.com ahah loljokes i aint serious but you know ...

[Laurelyn]

I do not personally care if Frodo is shorter than me, I love him anyways.

[markedel]

Goldberry-a good cook, calls me master, hot blond. what more do you need?

[Nimrodel]

Yeah, I'd go for Faramir. Sensitive yet strong, wiser and in the end as it turns out, stronger than his brother because of his refusal of the ring. Now all I have to do is get rid of that blond chick he's with and then he's mine, all mine, maw ha ha ha ha.

[afro-elf]

Nimrodel

Let's make a deal. I'll help you with Faramir if you help me get Eowyn.

[Rána Eressëa]

Elrond always struck me as pretty hot...

Just kidding :D

Hmm, yes, "according to Gandalf Frodo was 'fairer than most hobbits'." That's what always made me see him as more handsome than all the others. So, yeah, I'd pick Frodo. It's pretty obvious I don't mind the height difference.

[ragamuffin92]

At first, I thought of Luthien or Arwen, but realized that I'd probably spend most of our time together saying, "Gee, honey, you're SO beautiful!" I think our marriage would last 3, 4 months, TOPS!

So I'd have to pick Goldberry. She reminds me of what we used to call a "Hippie Chick." I can just see her in a peasant blouse and floor length cotton dress, baking something or other (with honey) by candlelight....(sigh)...and I'd walk into the kitchen and say, "Gee, Goldberry, you're SO beautiful!"

Uhhhhhhh--are there any AVERAGE looking women in the trilogy? As the old song says--

"If you want to be happy for the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife..." :)

[Liviaine]

It would be Legolas for me.

[Araethirion]

Let me lay out a list: [[in no particular order]]
Arwen
Eowyn
Galadriel
Rosie Cotton
Well, Arwen's taken, along with... everyone else except Galadriel... ew... umm... prolly Celeborn's daughter, she did something cool... forgot what her name and what she did though... its somewhere in the index.

[Nariel Starfire]

I agree with Liviaine. Legolas all the way. I mean, check it out: hot, tall, pointy ears, archer (gotta love the bow and arrow), loves trees, cool attitude, plays morbid games.... Although if Legolas was taken, I'd go for Glorfindel or Elrohim or the other son of Elrond.

[markedel]

Merry Melian-sure she's assertive but she carries the light of Eryu. Liv Tyler don't have no light of Eru!

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Here's my list...
~Eowyn
~Galadriel
~Rosie Cotton (I AM pretty short...)
or any other elven maiden who's not taken....:)

[Arathorn]

The elves are attractive but...

I'll stick with Eowyn coz I can't imagine going out with someone and then having your father, grandfather and great grandfather come up to you and say: "Be careful, she says that to all the guys" then they start murmuring amongst themselves...

[luinilwen]

oh yeah i'll take one of elrond's boys! i can't choose between elrohir and eladan, so maybe i'll just take both...

:D :D :D

[Legolas_BowKing]

Eowyn would be my number one choice. But then again are there any feamale Orcs?

[Arathorn]

I think female orcs would look like female Yahoos in Gulliver's travels. Really smelly

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Originally posted by Araethirion
prolly Celeborn's daughter, she did something cool... forgot what her name and what she did though... its somewhere in the index. [/B]

Her name's Celebrian, and she marries Elrond, and is the mother of Elledan and Elrohir, and Arwen. But you probably knew that.

[eowyn144]

it would have 2 b a mixture really;

Frodo`s looks(elijah wood-nice!!!!!!) with Sam`s everything else.

[Kwijibo]

ARAGORN, or any other name, it all the same to me!!! (V.M in the movie isn't bad either ;) . It's the book Aragorn I like best though)

He's great because he's intelligent, travels a lot, can fight, has his own lands (how many girls can say that their guy is a king :D ).

And I've also got this thing about guys with long hair. I dunno where I get it from *shrugs*

Just one problem ... MUST KILL ARWEN! MUST DESTROY ARWEN!
Sorry! Insanity attck ...

WATCH YOUR BACK, ARWEN!

Sorry ...

[afro-elf]

I think that i had decide on Galadriel

She was 6'4", an athlete, wise, beautiful and POWERFUL( Ithink the height and athletic stuff is in BOLT or BOUFT)

but I realize that she is a high maintence broad so I think that goldberry would be the choice

she is a low maintence maia.


I imagine that her greatest pleasure is pleasing her mate. so by making you happy she derives pleasure and because you are happy because of what she does it increase sher happiness so its a BEAUTIFUL CYCLE OF BLISS

Imagine something like this

Me:
"Lets just stay in bed for an age or so and cuddle and read LOTR, HOB, SIL,etc.."

Her:
she kisses me and says "Sure!"


Me:
Lets go explore ME

her ;
she kisses me and says " the bags are packed"

Me:
I have to go fight against the dark lord

her;

she kisses me and says " I shall fight by your side"

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Good choice, and excellent reasons, Afro-elf! :)

[Arathorn]

'Think she'll like my boot?
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[Earenya]

ARAGORN, Dunadan, Elessar, Elfstone, Wingfoot, Thorongil, Strider, Telcontar, Longshanks, Estel, Envinyatar, Renewer-


Ah the many faces of the King...

By whatever name, he is my man of choice.

[Kwijibo]

Originally posted by Earenya
ARAGORN, Dunadan, Elessar, Elfstone, Wingfoot, Thorongil, Strider, Telcontar, Longshanks, Estel, Envinyatar, Renewer-


Ah the many faces of the King...

By whatever name, he is my man of choice.

I'm on your side, Earenya! But, as I said before, we just have one little problem ...

MUST DESTROY ARWEN!

I'm sorry, these Insanity Attacks are getting worse ...

[Lord OF The Ring]

But if I have to choose from LoTR, easy, Galadriel. Beauty and wisdom. Anti-establishment (didn't care about the West) and a fetish for Dwarves.
Quote from Selwythe

I have to agree but for some reason I think that she is a bit old for me? ;)
But then again she would have more experience wouldn't she!!!

[Elvet]

Aragorn

[Sister Golden Hair]

Originally posted by afro-elf
I think that i had decide on Galadriel

She was 6'4", an athlete, wise, beautiful and POWERFUL( Ithink the height and athletic stuff is in BOLT or BOUFT)

but I realize that she is a high maintence broad so I think that goldberry would be the choice
afro-elf, I do believe you are fickle.;)

[afro-elf]

afro-elf, I do believe you are fickle.

with her i was wowed by the flash and glamour ( both meanings apply)

but after removing myself from her spell goldberry would be the better choice

to give a modern day equivalent

if I hand to choose between Madonna and the girl i lost

madonna wouldn't have a chance

I don't like the glitz and glamour.

I'd rather be strider than king telcontar

if you get what I mean

[Sister Golden Hair]

Originally posted by afro-elf


with her i was wowed by the flash and glamour ( both meanings apply)

but after removing myself from her spell goldberry would be the better choice

to give a modern day equivalent

if I hand to choose between Madonna and the girl i lost

madonna wouldn't have a chance

I don't like the glitz and glamour.

I'd rather be strider than king telcontar

if you get what I mean Gee, that sucks. We could have been in-laws.:D

[Laurelyn]

Originally posted by Kwijibo
MUST DESTROY ARWEN!
Ooh . . . I want nothing to do with the King of Many Names, but I'll help you get rid of Arwen if you want!! :D

[afro-elf]

Originally posted by Sister Golden Hair
Gee, that sucks. We could have been in-laws.:D

we'll still be buddies :)

[Sister Golden Hair]

Originally posted by afro-elf


we'll still be buddies :) You betcha:)

[Kwijibo]

Originally posted by Laurelyn
Ooh . . . I want nothing to do with the King of Many Names, but I'll help you get rid of Arwen if you want!! :D

I'm glad you're not interested in my King, but why do you want to help me get rid of Arwen?

[Earniel]

Originally posted by Kwijibo
I'm glad you're not interested in my King, but why do you want to help me get rid of Arwen?

You still have to ask?