i luv Frodo

[Play Girl]

Does anyone else here think that the guy thats playing Fordo is soooooooooooo cute?
Play Girl ;)

[Comic Book Guy]

<cough>Shallow</cough>

[galadriel]

Hey, don't make fun. Elijah Wood has nice eyes. :D And he's a great actor too!

[anduin]

He does have nice eyes, doesn't he? :)

[galadriel]

Sure does. :D

[Darth Tater]

I'm seriously considering banning you all :p

[anduin]

I don't remember asking you to come and join this thread. ;)

[easterlinge]

Good thing the Bombadil Scenes were left out.

How would these girls react to the Frodo running around, errr, ummm, unclad, after being rescued from the Barrows? :D

[Miriel Stormrider]

I, for one, would hide my eyes, but I can't answer for anyone else.:p
Wait, what do you mean they left out Bombadil?:mad: Did they need to shorten the story or something?:confused: I'm gonna go check out the website and see if there's anything else I should know about before I see the movie.

[Ñólendil]

Welcome Miriel! Are you a fan of MÃ*riel Therindë or Tar-MÃ*riel of Númenórë?

You can't fit everything in the LR into six or even nine hours of filming of course, but Peter Jackson did not feel Tom Bombadil was an important character as far as the plot goes.

[samwise of the shire]

Easterlinge I think that Cirith Ungol is enough without the Barrow downs, but it is true he is a cutie and no mistake, I love his eyes but then who would'nt?
Sam

[easterlinge]

but it is true he is a cutie and no mistake, I love his eyes but then who would'nt?

Et tu, Samwise? I realise Frodo is your master, but, errrr, what is your relation with him?

:rolleyes:

[Miriel Stormrider]

I chose my name after Tar-Miriel. (I think it's pretty; it means something like "Star-jewel") :) Thanks for the links Inoldonil, they're:cool:

[samwise of the shire]

Well save for servant, friend and semi gaurdian but that's about it Easterlinge-I mean Frodo of the books not the movie Frodo- :). I think his eyes look faery like and unearthly,not much but enough to give him that "Hobbit look", and heaven knows he's got a boyish enough face. He will play a really good Frodo I am sure.
Hey Playgirl, if you're a newbie fan visit: http://www.elijahwood.com. You wont be dissapointed. ALthough he needs to update the website,but probably wont until January :P.
And if you want some pictures visit these: http://www.tolkienmovies.com, http://www.theonering.net, and http://lordoftheringsmovie.com. You might have to click around on the last two but you will find some pretty dang good pictures of the Hobbits and all. You will LOVE it(if you like pictures that is.)
Sam

[Renille]

THEY CUT BOMBADIL...THEY CUT THE WIGHT SCENE??! That's so sad! That is one of the best parts in the entire book.

But it had the naked scene in it...that was kind of gross. (And if they included it, it might be 'R' rated, which means I couldn't see it.) All right...I'll take my blessing with my curse... :(

[Ñólendil]

Miriel, I also like the name. Tar-MÃ*riel particularly has my interest, as a person. I have a sort of private obsession with the Land of Gift. It means 'Jewel-woman' (MÃ*riel does), according to Tolkienian linguist Helge Fauskanger (who's name no one pronounces right ;) ). Thank Xanthyz for the links, it's his website. :)

[easterlinge]

(Pssssst....... is Samwise here a guy or a girl? I'm getting mixed up:eek: )

[Play Girl]

You are all so right! He has the CUTEST EYES!!! I hope there are lots of close up shots!

[Miriel Stormrider]

He does have nice eyes, but he's kinda young and skinny. Frodo was supposed to be fifty years old when he set out on the quest. I expected him to look a little more ... mature.
Thanx for the translation, Inoldonil, now I know for sure. (I had put it together as best I could using my bro's "Languages of Tolkien's Middle-Earth" guide.):)

[Tessar]

(yes it is my book. yes i did buy it. no she didnt ask me too. i did i tmy self)
lol sorry i could not resist:D ;) :p :) :rolleyes: :cool:

[Ñólendil]

(I had put it together as best I could using my bro's "Languages of Tolkien's Middle-Earth" guide.)

That won't do! If you want a language guide use the Ardalambion (http://www.uib.no/people/hnohf/)!

[anduin]

:rolleyes:


;)

[Niphredoodah]

Actually, Fro had his kit on after the barrow-downs.

It was only his friends who had been re-clothed, unless I am very much mistaken.

Sigh. As shy and modest as he is princely.

[Miriel Stormrider]

Golly. I had no idea there were such deep Tolkien websites. Cool! I need to surf more often.

[Wayfarer]

"He does have nice eyes"

I hadn't noticed, but appearently even gandalf thought so. He described frodo as 'fairer than most with a cleft on his chin and bright eyes' Or something like that. It was in the chapter 'the stilted pony'

'but he's kinda young and skinny. Frodo was supposed to be fifty years old when he set out on the quest. I expected him to look a little more ... mature. '

Frodo was fifty, but he didn't look a day over thirty-three. effect of the ring. So eligah wood looks about right, although I'll agree with you hat he's a bit skinny. After all, frodo called himself flabby when starting out on his journey.

[Wayfarer]

Hey, playgirl. }:) Here you go:











Warning: not for the easily offended.





Remember, I warned you!






*edited* Sorry, as funny as that is, it isn't really appropriate for all ages.

[samwise of the shire]

But wayfarer maybe you have'nt realized that Frodo would lose weight as he walked on so by the time Bucklebury ferry came up, ELIJAH Wood'd be a perfect Frodo, which he is. Those blue eyes and that smile ooooooooo, but then he has got Frodos attitude and characteritics. He is in other words perfect for the role.
the google eyed
Sam

[Varda]

wow... sam is a girl? i have seen her on here for months and I always though she was a boy...... no offense...

[samwise of the shire]

No offense taken. Considering lots of girls these days are trying to be mirror images of Britney Spears(and no I dont mean the singing) I'd rather be a guy, but considering I'm a girl I just have to content myself with being who I am and try to live in both worlds. Be a tomboy but have the full advantage of wearing makeup, wearing dresses, and posting my opinions of Elijah Wood with fellow fans ;)
I remain the respectfull tomboy
Sam

[anduin]

LOL! I understand ya Sam. I am a tomboy myself. I guess that is why I chose a name neither male nor female. :D

[Reverie]

Miriel, the reason Frodo doesn't look "more...mature" is because he's had the ring since he was 33. :)

[Comic Book Guy]

To elborate on Reverie's post, Frodo recieved the ring on his 33rd birthday, the Hobbit's coming of age. Now the hobbit age of 33 is about the of human age 18. The bearer of the ring does not age, nor does he die of old age either, he becomes frozen in time so to speak. So that means that Frodo doesn't look a day over 33.

Considering this, shouldn't Ian Holm look a lot younger?

[Miriel Stormrider]

No. He hadn't had the Ring for a while, so his age was catching up to him. His favorite activities in Rivendell were eating (of course) and rhyming/dreaming by the fire. In other words, he was quite old.

Sam, I completely understand. I get a kick out of the fact that I can wear (almost) anything guys can, then I can change to a dress and make-up.:D

[samwise of the shire]

LOL. I love beng a tomboy we get the best of both worlds ;)(they dont have an impish smile :p )
When did all you fellow Tom Boys become Elijah Wood fans? I've been wanting to find THAT out for a loooonnnng time.
I have to go time limit.

Sam

[Darth Tater]

Hobbits age slowly

[Miriel Stormrider]

I would'nt call myself a fan, since the only movie of his that I've seen is Flipper . However I looked him up on the official movie site, becouse I wanted to see who was playing whom. He's kinda cute.

[Niphredoodah]

Miriel, you should watch "The Ice Storm". He plays a chap with some sterling Frodonian qualities in that. Otherworldly, honourable, decent and vulnerable.

In "The Faculty" he plays someone very courageous who is sometimes wrongly supposed to be a weakling.

So playing Frodo is kind of his birthright, in a way ...

[samwise of the shire]

I want to see The Faculty, but it's rated R and I have to wait for 4 more years before I can watch it:p :(
Anyway he does'nt NEED to play someone who's humble or anything to prove he'd be a good Frodo, from what I've read he's Frodo all the way.
Sam

[Sakata]

Originally posted by anduin
LOL! I understand ya Sam. I am a tomboy myself. I guess that is why I chose a name neither male nor female. :D
*raises goblet* Here! Here! to jeans and a t-shirt!





Personaly I never thought Elijah atractive at all, I guess I go for a more masculine looking guy. Now Viggo Mortisen(sp?) on the other hand:D ...

[anduin]

And don't forget the doo-rag, for those days when you just don't feel like fixing your hair!

Viggo is a babe to be sure and looks great as Strider, but I am not sure I will like him much as Aragorn. I like my men scruffy!

Frodo is just plain cute....like a puppy. :D

[samwise of the shire]

*Raises goblet filled with pepsi*to jeans,and t-shirts*
Elijah Wood looks different then the other hot movie stars, I mean one look at him and it's like you KNOW that he's different, I dunno if it's his eyes(which have a type of faerylikness about them)or if it's the smile but something is there that just grabs your attention, and the cool thing is is that he does'nt MEAN to grab attention, he does'nt want the publicity or anything like that he just loves acting, and that is really cool.
the Google eyed tom boy
Sam

ps. Hey I just noticed but I am now an ELVEN WARRIOR!

[anduin]

Congrats and good work Sam! :D

[samwise of the shire]

The thread looked dormant so I thought it might help to post something in here. What were the first pictures you saw of Elijah Wood as Frodo? Where's Play Girl? I have'nt seen her around for awhile. Has she been banned or has she just not been around?

[anduin]

She hasn't been banned, that's for sure. Perhaps we bore her to death. ;)

The first pic I saw of Frodo was from the first internet trailer I believe.

[Darth Tater]

Ya know, I really should close this thread, considering it has absolutely nothing to do with LOTR

[Miriel Stormrider]

Tater, Tater, Tater... Really. We are discussing the actor playing one of the characters in the LotR movies. That should be compatable with a forum specificly for the movies.

(Oookay, so we're also talking about other things which are completely off topic and totally unrelated to Tolkien. Good point.)

[Comic Book Guy]

Play girl was spamming, so she may have been banned.

P.S Tater close the thread please.

[anduin]

CBG....don't you think I would know if she had been banned?

The only time we ban people without discussing it first is if they blatenly break the rules, ie. going to every forum and posting porn.

Sometimes threads just ramble, and every thread doesn't have to be poignant.

[Play Girl]

Hello all! Yes it is Play Girl woken form her dormant slumber up the large tree in the local park. Ok I am lieing but I haven't been neglecting you all. Oh no. I have been cheaking out all the ace pics at www.ringzone.net! Wow! There are like 1000's! Any hoo I first saw Eligh Wood on the cover of a mag and he looked so gorge i had to open it and look to see who this god on a stick was! It was then i found out he was in LOTR! The posters of him holding the ring and it is all dark aren't very good. I have assured all my friends however that he is a cutie and they are all coming with me to see the movie when I go. I am also having fun winding up my friend who happens to adore LOTR and is a boy by saying this is the only reason I want to see the movie. Of corce i am joking. I mean have you seen Aragorn and Pipin!!!
Luv
Play Girl

PS What in the name of all things blue is "spaming" I just get visions of Monty Python when spam is metioned and yes yes we all know "he's not the massia, hes a very naughty boy!":p

[Play Girl]

Oh yes and before forget I am also a tomboy - well a bit I do like to paint my nails alot!
And just to make a point - whenever I wander I realy am lost, so if you happen to see me just point me in the direction of the nearets book shop, or cinema, or random good looking guy.

[Wayfarer]

Spam (lovely spam) spam spam spam, beautiful spaaaaamm

Spam.

[Play Girl]

SPAM!

[Wayfarer]

Very good! I'll give you a B+

Just do that a few thousand more times, with minor variations, and you'll be well on your way to being a master spammer.

Surrepticiously hands Play Girl a gold card... thus signifying her entrance into the guild of spammers.



This post brought to you by the Ahab/Riddler Consortium for the Betterment of Spammers Everywhere

[samwise of the shire]

First time I saw him it was the picture of him infront of Bag End, he's smoking a pipe and his face is all dark and all that, I looked at it and thought"He's FRODO?Eeesh", but then I saw more pictures and a movie and I'm an ALL time fan. What Magazine did you see him on Play Girl, if it's the one I think it is 'then Lets just say I've been wanting to see it for MONTHS.
Please ADMIN dont shut this thread down, I wanted to start one before and It did'nt work PLEASE DONT SHUT IT DOWN!
Sam
Ps. Thankx for the link Play Gilr looking foward to seeing the pics.

[anduin]

I mean have you seen Aragorn and Pipin!!!

My thoughts exactly! Somewhere on TOR.N there is a pick of all the Hobbits surfing that was taken from a magazine article. I will have to look for it later on because I have to go to work. But you have to see it. :)

[easterlinge]

I wonder, seeing as how the girls are nattering about the LOTR Movie Guys, if we guys should start a separate thread and talk about the LOTR Movie Women.

Is Arwen hot or what?

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[anduin]

:rolleyes:

Actually you only really have 3 women to talk about. Sorry guys, looks like slim pickings.

And if any woman is beautiful in this movie its Galadriel and not Arwen. :p

[easterlinge]

Well, there are five women if we count Ioreth and her cousin.... but they're old wives :o :eek: .........

Oh yeah, six if we count Rosie Cotton.

[anduin]

Eeew, she will only be a child! You are sick man! ;)

[Play Girl]

A child! How old is Rosie compared to Sam. I had always pictured them the same age. And just by the way - she says waving the Spaming gold card in everyones face - is this the first act of Feminism in the Shire as she actually asks Sam to marry her. He also happens to be my fav character. I haven't actually made up my mind about wheter he is cute or not.
I am so confused.
Can all the hobbits be cuties? :p
Surly some of them must have been mingers? :(
Ahh well im not complaining!! :D
Play Girl
xxx

[Wayfarer]

Oh my... She's like a female ahab.

You think we should introduce them, Dyl? :p

On second thought... :eek:

People don't pay attention to the women in ME. I made up a list once, and I could name a score off the top of my head.

Um...

Galadriel
Luthien
Varda
Eowen.
Rosie cotton
Nineor
Morwen
Elwing
Melian
Thuringwethil
Ungoliant
Goldberry
Nimrodel
Findulas
Idril
Celebrian


Will that do it for you guys?

[Darkside Spirit]

This is precisely what happens with females isn't it? You go publish & read loads of "feminist" literature and all that nonsense, but in secret you wax and wane about males you fancy for very strange reasons. That, and using the hairdryer six times a day. ;)

[Wayfarer]

Don't forget being scared to use tha bathroom alone.

[samwise of the shire]

Of course they can, the four actors who play the Hobbits(Elijah Wood, Sean Astin, Dominic Monaghan, and Billy Boyd) have boyish faces and boyish personalities(you can tell by just looking at them). There is only ONE word for those hobbits. CUTE!!!!Ok Dominic Monaghan is'nt THAT cute but he still has a funny boyish face.
Rosies actress is HOW old? A CHILD you say? I always pictured her as being 28 when Sam got home.

[Ñólendil]

I agree with your revelation wayfarer, the sooner we introduce Play Girl to ahab, the sooner Earth is rapidly transformed into a fiery ball of hell-ash.

[Wayfarer]

Sounds fun.

Now where's that dwarf?

[Darth Tater]

So tempting, ever so tempting. There are the admin controls. Shall I do it? Oh so tempting

[easterlinge]

I'd completely forgotten Goldberry.... but alas, she's not in the Movie. :(

Thuringwethil's a GIRL??:p

[anduin]

LOL, I'm an idiot...I was thinking of Elanor not Rosie! :o

Wayfarer...as impressive as your list may seem, we will only be seeing a small fraction of those characters in the movie. (That is what we were originally talking about.)

[Darth Tater]

There's a topic here?

[easterlinge]

LOL, I'm an idiot...I was thinking of Elanor not Rosie! :o

Right.... I scratched my head over that one, "Rosie a child"?

So what does Rosie look like?

[Wayfarer]

For some reason, Darth Tater reminds me of valen. :confused:

Yes easternlingere. Thuringwethil was a girl. thuringwethil = 'woman of secret shadow'

Anduin... we always ahe extras. ;)

[Darth Tater]

um, who?

[Ñólendil]

The old webmaster of the MEVault, who's nothing like you :) Darth reminds me more of a slightly nicer and more social Anon101.

[Darth Tater]

I'm very anti-social, thank you very much! humph! :p

[Play Girl]

i wanna be introduced to ahab!
:D
Play Girl

[samwise of the shire]

Excuse me for my ignorance but um what or who exactly is Ahab?
Anyway back on subject.....:o :D :cool: ;)

[Wayfarer]

ROTFLMAO!

[insert 55 lines of HAHAs]

Darth Tater's Joking about the admin controls. I remember valen deleting my spam posts... around the time I got my third star.

Playgirl... ahab (http://vnboards.ign.com/user.asp?usr=11258) is a poster from the VNBoards Middle Earth Boards. He was/is one of the biggest spammers I've ever seen (although he did so in a fun and amusing way) We also like to heckle him about his lack of anything remotely resembling grammar or punctuation.

Oh, yeah. He was also the one to implement the spamming gold cards. ;)

[Play Girl]

"Long live the right to Spam!" she yelled flashing her gold card in the face of all those that chose to say that fancying a hobbit was not a valid topic for a serious conversation. So back off topic did you know that there are only 37 shopping days till chirstmas and 30 days till LOTR is released but this will be all out in a little under 5hrs. So depending on when you read this I may be asleep.
Spam!
Play Girl
xxx

PS "so how was your day?"
"random"

[Wayfarer]

heheh...

Yep... You and ahab would defenitly hit it off.

I just noticed that your location says Aberdeen. Aberdeen where?

[Tessar]

Well what d'ja know, I stop visiting a thread for a while, and when I return, I find someone says Dominic Monaghan isn't all that cute! The nerve! I think he's very cute! Call me crazy, but in some ways I think he's cuter than Elijah Wood.

[Miriel Stormrider]

Before anyone freaks out over that last post, that was me, not Tess. I really need to check which one of us is logged in before I post, but I keep forgeting.Sorry.:o

[Wayfarer]

Why does is seem that this has happened before... on another board? O)>

[Play Girl]

Aberdeen
Scotland
United Kingdom
European Union
Europ
Northern Hemisphere
Earth
Solar System
Milky Way
Universe
AB15 7PL (alway use your postcode (or zip if you are american))

Hope that is precice enough for you.
Dominic is Merry isn't he? Or am I confusing him with another cute actor. Well if he is in this movie he is probably a hottie but cuter than my Elijah! Take that back! (Pretty please!)
Play Girl
xxx

[Wayfarer]

Sheesh. And I thought all scotland babes were like Hal.

]:)

[Play Girl]

Scotland babes like Hal? What on Middle Earth do you mean?
:confused:

[samwise of the shire]

Um I got a question Miriel. Are you related to Tess?
Ok let's put it this way, all the hobbit actors are cute, I had to kind of get used to Monaghans face but he's got a definat hobbit face to be sure. Still Elijah is Numero Uno in MY book.

[Play Girl]

No! wait! Being the ficle teenage girl that i am I have changed my mind! On seeing some more close up pictures of all the hobbits i am now totally obsesed by Sam! Isn't he so cute! Those puppy dog eyes! Yum!
Play Girl
xxx

PS It was a very close battle and Sam only came out on top as he happens to be my fav character

[Wayfarer]

Fickle... it's spelled fickle...

Wayfarer... backing slowly away from this thread.

[samwise of the shire]

Yeah, Sean Astin's cute but then so are ALL of the Hobbits. I think they ALL look undescribably cute in curly hair especially Billy Boyd (who I find is cute even for a 33 year old)mmmmmm CUTE.
But I still have drooling fits over ANY really good picture of Elijah Wood, especially where the blue eyes catch the light just RIGHT.......mmmmmmmmmm cute.
Sam

[Play Girl]

Listen if i wanna be fickle and spell it ficle then I'm gonna!
Oh my god i can't wait to see all the cute little hobbits in the movie. I am a bit worried that they will look a bit stunted beside the other characters. All i have really seen is seperate shots and a very brief group shot that lasts about 5 frames.
Play Girl
xxx

[Gorhiriel]

Excuuuuuuuse me!! Elijah Wood is toooo hot for words!! WOHOO!

[Ararax]

dang you girls sound worse then us guys aka
"woa look at the azz on that one"
and the funny thing is guys are immateur for talking like this

[Ërendil]

Elijah wood is soooooooo cute! Personally i think that if someone is cute looking it is better than someone who is good looking. Does that make sence to anyone?

But then again Sam is cute too. He is my favourite character..Arrggghhhhhhhh they are all cute. Frodo, Sam, Legolas...

(I don't think that i am making any sence here at all)

[crickhollow]

oh no! How did I stumble into this thread?!!! Get me out! Get me out!
*crick stops screaming, picks herself up from the floor, dusts herself off, and---BOLTS FOR THE DOOR!!!*
*SLAM!*

[Laurelyn]

Oh, golly is Frodo cute . . . I like his eyes.
:)

[Wayfarer]

For some reasone I find play Girl's avatar to be highly amusing.

That is all.

[FrodoFriend]

I have a towel with that same bunny on it . . . how odd. ;) :D Scares my friends when I bring it out in public.

[Wayfarer]

Ok...

[Play Girl]

I am glad you like it so here it is again!
I have a top with it on aswell.
luv
Play Girl
xxx

[TinuvielChild]

wayfarer: you count UNGOLIANT as a girl?!?!?!?!?!?

[TinuvielChild]

Originally posted by Wayfarer


People don't pay attention to the women in ME. I made up a list once, and I could name a score off the top of my head.

Um...

Galadriel
Luthien
Varda
Eowen.
Rosie cotton
Nineor
Morwen
Elwing
Melian
Thuringwethil
Ungoliant
Goldberry
Nimrodel
Findulas
Idril
Celebrian


Will that do it for you guys?

um wayfarer...a score's 20, you only listed 16 :)

[Gerbil]

My god - how did I miss such a huge thread?
Good luck, probably.

A few comments:

- I agree - if we talked about women like you girls talk about the men we'd be labelled sexist shallow pigs
- Play girl / samwise - you DO know the relevance of play girl's avatar? Like Wayfarer, I find it amusing :) Popular culture gets so popular it loses it's meaning
- Women in FotR - I don't even count Arwen. She looks like a pig-dog to me
- Wayfarer - I'm a little concerned over your definition of women :)

[Laurelyn]

Originally posted by Gerbil

- Play girl / samwise - you DO know the relevance of play girl's avatar? Like Wayfarer, I find it amusing :) Popular culture gets so popular it loses it's meaning.
What's the relevance? Or do I not want to know?

[Gerbil]

Try going to playboy.com.
I've not made it a URL cos I don't want people to just click on it.
Bear in mind that if you are young (under 18) don't look.
If you are easily offended, don't look.
If you are a teenage american boy using AOL, you'll have already looked :)

If you don't want to go, then the symbol is that of Playboy - a soft-porn magazine and video company.

So now - do Play-girl and Sam know the meaning? My guesses are that Play-girl does (cos of her name) and Sam probably doesn't cos she's too young :)

[samwise of the shire]

Gerbil, just because I'm 14 and just becuse I am homeschooled doesn't mean I'm totally dense and so protected I think that babies come from cabbage patches or storks. I'm smart enough and unprotected enough to know what Playwhatsit is. :)
Sam

[Elf Girl]

samwise- your homeschooled? so am I.

[Laurelyn]

*curses at self* I guess I didn't want to know . . .
Gerbil, if you think Sam is too young, I'm definitely too young!

[samwise of the shire]

Cool, How long? I've been since the first grade.
Laurelyn aren't you ten or eleven. I seem to remeber reading that in the indroduction thread.
Sam

[olsonm]

I was homeschooled for four years (7-10 grade). I turned out just fine...or did I?!?!:D

P.S. j/k!:)

[Tanoliel]

Well...ungoliant WAS female...;) The thing is, in relation to the males in LOTR, females had practically nothing! The three with the longest appearances were goldberry, eowyn and rosie. Oh, and shelob/ungoliant. Heh.
Get away from Sam. He is mine. :)
-tano

[Earniel]

Ooooh A girl's thread! How on earth did I miss this one for three months?

- I agree - if we talked about women like you girls talk about the men we'd be labelled sexist shallow pigs

You PIG! Sorry, I just found it too funny not say something about it...:) :D :) :D :) :D

[Radagast]

*Buries head wearily into his hands and looks up desperately at the walls*
Curse the little box that contains me witihin this thread!
I've...got..to...get...out...g-girl...thread....aaaaaaaargh....
*Begins to scream and charges against the wall, managing to reach the little 'x' in the corner*
Ahhh..

[Gerbil]

You PIG! Sorry, I just found it too funny not say something about it...:) :D :) :D :) :D
Does my avatar picture look like a pig to you? :p
Do they have small furry pigs that go *squeak* in your part of the world? :)

Hey Sam, I wasn't saying you are dense, simply that it was (to me) a reasonable assumption that a young girl would not necessarily have stumbled across a particular brand of soft porn.
In fact, I was kind of hoping you girls wouldn't know. Kids today sheesh.

And dare I ask why some of you youngsters are homeschooled? We don't really have that over here, so I don't know why it happens.

[Earniel]

Originally posted by Gerbil
Does my avatar picture look like a pig to you? :p
Do they have small furry pigs that go *squeak* in your part of the world? :)

You know, genetic manipulation and cloning these day. For all I know you could be an genetically engineered superintelligent lizard with wings escaped from a lab hiding somewhere in the sewers with a laptop...

[Radagast]

Earnel has at last uncovered the truth about Gerbil!

Look at those weird shifty steadily blinking eyes, unnatural I say!
I knew it! I knew it!

:p :p :p :p :D :D

[TinuvielChild]

omg! i think i saw the genetically engineered superintelligent lizard with wings escaped from a lab hiding somewhere in the sewers with a laptop that is gerbil a couple of weeks ago! i thought i was hallucinating...actually i probably was. forget i said anything:D :p

[Wayfarer]

Regarding my list...

That entire list was sarcastic in origin. Seriously. I left out the barbs when I brought it over to this forum.

Regarding the playboy bunny...
I still find that amusing. But I hope there aren't any girls here who would wear clothing with the logo of a porn company.

[TinuvielChild]

actually wayfarer, one of my friends (a fellow Tolkien addict, although not a mooter) recently bought a T-shirt with the playboy bunny and the words "Kiss Me!"

make what you will of that :)

[Laurelyn]

Originally posted by samwise of the shire
Laurelyn, aren't you ten or eleven? I seem to remeber reading that in the indroduction thread.
Sam
Yeah, I just turned twelve in February. :D

[TinuvielChild]

ummmm....*drags thread back on topic with all her might, only to find that she has forgotten what it was originally about*
i don't want this thread also to be closed! can we PLEASE regain some semblance of the original topic?

ok, tano, you can have sam, if i can have merry (or pippin)? deal? and of course FF or Rogue Elf or one of the others can have dear, dear Frodo...i think i prefer Merry, he actually does have some semblance of intelligence. :D

[Tanoliel]

Originally posted by Gerbil

Do they have small furry pigs that go *squeak* in your part of the world?
Yes. They're called Guinea Pigs. :)
Okay. I'm happy wiht Sam. Just gotta go get Rosie outta the way...you all are free to scrabble over everyone else...
-tano

[samwise of the shire]

Well Gerbil I'm homeschooled because my parents think that it's THEIR responsibility to teach me and my siblings and NOT the governments and if you think about it it IS the parents responsiblity. I would rather be taught at home than at Public School because I'm so different from everyone else at the school I WOULD go to. Hope that answered a question or two.
GIRL?!You could say YOUNG WOMEN! Jeez. Just Kidding. *Punches Gerbil in the shoulder friendlily*
Smilies all
Sam

[Play Girl]

Hay Sam is mine!
and to just diviate from topic for a second I do actually have a top with the play boy bunny on it and i have a top that says "kiss my ass", and one with hand prints over my .., well you know, and i have an ace hooded top with the initials of French Conection United Kindom on it which is really cool! Do you get them outside the UK though I think they would just be offensive anywhere else. Us brits have a warped sense of humour.
:D
Play Girl
xxx

[TinuvielChild]

yeah, we have a FCUK store here in Boston, i laugh about the initials every single time i walk by it. :D

[TinuvielChild]

i'll let you people argue over who has Sam, as long as i can keep Merry! Meriadoc Brandybuck....*dreamy-eyed smile* ;)

[Laurelyn]

*raises eyebrows at old topic . . . ick, glad to change that one!*
Hey! I've got dibs on Frodo!
No, I don't, never mind. Somebody older'll prolly steal him anyway. I hate being a little kid . . . grrrr!
*Looks at all the people looking at her strangely* What? He's cute! :D

[Earniel]

Be glad you're still a kid, Laurelyn. Being of his age doesn't mean I get a chance... :D Not that I wouldn't mind, though. He IS cute.

[TinuvielChild]

you mean some people are challenging the fact that he is one of the hottest guys on the planet?!?;)

[Tanoliel]

Choose your weapon, darlin'. Samwise Gamgee, son of Hamfast, is MY hobbit.
:)
But you see....Brit's warped sense of humor is funnier....heh. I think, anyway.
Hey, for all of you who are head-over-heels in love....and even some who aren't (I liked it) you'll find this interesting...
The Secret Life of Elijah Wood (http://rollingstone.com/mv_news/newsarticle.asp?nid=15574)
Yeah. It's cool. It talks about lotsa stuff...(Sean Astin's in it too, Playgirl! :) Heehee)
-tano

[Elbereth]

do think frodo/elijah has beautiful eyes but do NOT think he's hot. honestly....

[TinuvielChild]

Okay, this is gonna sound really weird compared to my previous messages in this thread, but I no longer am head-over-heels in love with Elijah Wood or Frodo. I'll still acknowledge that he's cute, but no more than that. Cool article tano! The "Cuntebago" bit had me rolling on the floor.