New User Titles

[bmilder]

With ezboard 5.6, there are now more User titles. Currently, the user rankings are as follows:

Sapling: 0-3 posts
Hobbit: 3-50 posts (I'm not sure yet if the Hobbit rank kicks in on the third or fourth post)
Entling: 50-100 posts
Elven Warrior: 100-500 posts
Elf Lord: 500+ posts

Moderators and admins might have different titles. Currently it's Huorn for mod and Ent, Master of the Forest for admin, but whatever the title is, it will also say Mod or Admin so you can identify them.

[arynetrek]

so i CAN be an elf (eventually) - thanks!

aryne *

[Fat middle]

what am I?

[Eruve]

just checking my status...

[Eruve]

Is it only the number of posts on Entmoot that counts? How can I know how many posts I have on Entmoot alone when I have a global account?
Is anyone an elf-lord yet?

[emilsson]

Cool names you´ve come up with .

bmilder, I got to love your usertitle :) .

[Darth Tater]

Just a little egotistical, wouldn't you say ;)

[captain Tarpols]

i wonder how many posts i have............ am i close to 500????? :p

[captain Tarpols]

oh look! i posted with the Tom Bombadil icon! I'm up to that chapter in lotr :p

[bmilder]

Hehe. No, currently there is no way to tell exactly how many posts you have at Entmoot alone, although if you're a global user that's all that counts towards the title.

I guess most of you seem to be Elven Warriors, 100-500 posts :)

There aren't any Elf Lords yet, because the people who have more than 500 posts here are all moderators or admins! :D

[captain Tarpols]

lol

[Eruve]

That's what I thought, Ben. I'm not sure I want to be an elf lord, anyway... Could you make a feminine equivalant if and when I ever get that far?

[bmilder]

Yes. In addition to levels that you reach automatically, there are custom titles. Note that anduin is an Entwife for example. However, using a custom title will get rid of the automatic increases in rank, so for now I've tried to make the ranks gender-neutral. Of course since Elf Lord is the final rank I'd be more than hapy to change it to Elven Lady or something when you reach that :) .

I wish there were some option where I could see how many posts each person had at the board, but I just know that you have between 100 and 500. You could have anywhere from 101 to 499 :p

[Eruve]

I noticed anduin was an entwife. Very cool touch, that. Could you make me a Vala or a Maia? j/k!!

[bmilder]

Hehe. I checked, so far there are only 6 Elven Warriors, but that only applies to people who have posted since yesterday when I made the titles. So Elanor might very well be an Elf Lord, but she hasn't posted recently so she just shows up as a Sapling in my control center. As soon as someone posts, they'll gain their appropriate rank. Here are the ranks as of July 6th:

Supreme Ent (board creator): bmilder
Ent, Master of the Forest (admin): anduin (title: Entwife), Darth Tater
Huorn (mod): IronParrot, The One Ring, Son of a Hutt (hasn't posted in awhile)
Elf Lord: none yet
Elven Warrior (100-500): captain Tarpols, emilsson, Eruve, etherealunicorn, Fat Middle, juntel
Enting (50-100): arynetrek, noldo (title: Elven Icon Maker :) )
Hobbit (3-50): galpsi, HOBBIT, mhomer4, RKittle, Spock1, Stiegl
Sapling: everyone else :p

[Fat middle]

i hope this raking tittles don´t lead us to forget that quality is always more important that quantity.

and now, if you want to speak with me i´ll be for some day busy in the name game thread and perhaps i began a one worder part III :p c u

i wanna be an Elf Lord :D

[bmilder]

Oh you're right... ok new rule: If you purposely spam with the intent to get your ranking up, your rank will be permanently changed to "Smelly Orc"! :lol:

Should I close the name game then?

[Fat middle]

good! :) i´d like to see some Smelly Orcs :)

but don´t close the name game. it´d hurt Eruve, who has been always faithful to that thread ;)

and you´d proof a thankless (is that a word?) one for you´d be forgetting all what Entmoot debts to noe worders :p :)

[Eruve]

Curses, Fat Middle has seen through my evil plan to up my number of postings! :evil:

[captain Tarpols]

of course, i would probally be an elven lord if you combined my post count with HOBBIT's.

[etherealunicorn]

All right! Elven Warrior! Gee, I guess magic really can happen ;)

[anduin]

I love being an Entwife. :) And I think that Noldo's custom title is just plain cool. :)

[captain Tarpols]

what is noldo's title? and anduin, go on icq or AIM :p

[thrawn96]

You forgot about me! I'm an Elven Warrior, too!

[noldo]

Hehehe...

It's too cool!

...I love it! :D

[captain Tarpols]

:P i bet that i'm pretty close to 500

[Fat middle]

cool tittle, noldo :)

... and Tarps i bet your pretty close to be banned for spamming :p :D

[captain Tarpols]

NOT FUNNY!!!! :p I'm pretty bored, so i'm actually posting! :p :)

[Darth Tater]

[Monty Python]Spam spam spam spam! Spam spam spam spam![/Monty Python]

[Bullroarer]

I'm Probably a......yup.
I use many usernames. Bullroarer is the newest one.

[bmilder]

Oh, have you used any others at Entmoot?

[Bullroarer]

nope

[IronParrot]

CT, if you want to pump your post count, spam in the Hobbit forum. You can use your HOBBIT account to delete your own posts and cover your tracks.

Oops, shouldn't have said that in front of Ben. :p

[Fat middle]

Greg said: You forgot about me! I'm an Elven Warrior, too!actually, with all your user names you´re next to an Elven Army :D

[anduin]

:lol: Good one.

[IronParrot]

The IronParrot Award for Best User Title goes to noldo.

[anduin]

And the crowd goes wild!

[thrawn96]

Well, with all my usernames combined, i would easily have over 500.

Ben, because of this, can you change my title to be an Elvin Lord, buz technically, I do have 500+ posts. :)

[noldo]

Hey! :D :lol:

Well... thanks...

Are you sure this award doesn't belong to Ben? ;)

[Darth Tater]

Greg, in a word: NO!

[captain Tarpols]

What makes NO sense is that i am an Elven Warrior!!! Since i am Ben's brother and he is an Ent how is it possible for me to be and Elf? ;) THINK ABOUT IT!! i think my title should be "Ent warrior" or something with "ent" in it. How 'bout "Brother of supreme ent" ? ;) :D

[bmilder]

Uh, no thanks Tristan ;)

I don't know that this will become a regular update but here are the rankings as of today:
(Admins and mods are the same)
Elven Warrior: captain Tarpols, emilsson, Eruve, etherealunicorn, Fat Middle, juntel, thrawn96

Enting: arynetrek, noldo

Hobbit: AngelLord, Bullroarer, galpsi, gatito, Guardian452, HOBBIT, mhomer4, Quickbeam, RKittle, Spock1, Stiegl, Taimar, trevkw

Saplings: everyone else :)

The list should grow as we get new members, and old members come back to post.

[Darth Tater]

<--- ;)

[IronParrot]

No comment.

[etherealunicorn]

hehehe

[anduin]

I like it Tater! :) But what about Studly Ent? ;)

[Darth Tater]

That too ;)

[IronParrot]

And what am I without my mod powers?

[bmilder]

As I suspected, you would be an Elf Lord. I wonder if you reached that before or after you were promoted? Well, doesn't really matter. I'm sure that I'm at least quadruple the minimum Elf Lord amount :p

[anduin]

A guy with pens in his belt. ;)

[etherealunicorn]

lol

[thrawn96]

OK...I did some backround on how many posts I have had here using only the major usernames I've had.

thrawn96: 118
adidas96: 80
fett96: 52

That equals 250 posts. But what about gdl96, you ask? That is the tragedy. I tried to look at gdl96's post, but the message came up that "this user no longer exists".

Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! If my memory serves me right, I had well over 200 with him, and probably over 300! I would be an Elven Lord if it werent for this stupid server that deleted my most memorable username! Can someone make an exception?

[Darth Tater]

For you? No

[thrawn96]

Greg, you are banned for that for 24 hours. Tater, if I don't unban him by 7:10 pm on the 9th, please unban Greg.

[Darth Tater]

I think you mean the tenth.

[IronParrot]

Aww... I missed what the original was. Whenever Greg's posts are edited out, they have rather curiosity-triggering implications...

[noldo]

I think we have a Smelly Orc here!!! :) :) :)

[Elanor]

So let's see...

Oh phooey!

hey, lots of new things happening here! I'll have to look around!

[thrawn96]

Am I unbanned yet?

good

[bmilder]

Bringing this to the top since people were curious, and also a member update ;)

Ents: bmilder, Darth Tater, anduin, IronParrot
Huorns: The One Ring, Son of a Hutt, thehobbit96, TaterTot the Hobbit (and no, I don't know why it lists them as huorns and the rest as regular)

Elven Warriors: captain Tarpols, Elanor, emilsson, Eruve, etherealunicorn, Fat Middle, juntel, thrawn96

Entings: arynetrek, Finduilas, Michael Martinez, noldo

Hobbits: amyfortuna, AngelLord, antokin, Arathorn II, Bullroarer, Darth ATAT, Death of the Endless, Dfsg, dlk, FilmHobbit, galpsi, gatito, Grand Admiral Reese, Guardian452, Gwaihir, HOBBIT, Jae The Hutt, jedi master princess, jonce, Julianus, Lillian C, Marsufo, MerloMo, mhomer4, Mithadan, ObiWan of the Fellowship, Oliphaunt, Quickbeam, RKittle, Sharku, Spock1, Stiegl, Taimar, Tar Elenion, The Randy Hobbit, trevkw, Wizard of the Secret Fire.

The rest are Saplings.

[Arathorn II]

Am I a Hobbit? Just trying to find it out...:)

[Bullroarer]

Better put me amoung the Entings! Woohoo!

[Michael Martinez]

Thank you, Ben, for the Elven Loremaster title. And, hopefully, this post will move the thread up to the top of the list again. :)

[anduin]

I just can't believe that no one has made Elf Lord yet. :p

[Eruve]

Not even Elanor is Elf Lord. As for me, believe me, I'm trying, I'm trying!

[Fat middle]

nah! don't try... the'll do with you as with me ;)

[captain Tarpols]

well, i think that Juntel will be the first Elf lord and me the second ;) :p

[Fat middle]

nay, HOBBIT will precede you :p

[Shanamir Duntak]

Are you all stoopid fools? I AM the ONE and ONLY elf lord! Bow down to your master and I might be indulgent! Soon, I'll reveal myself and rule over you all little elven warriors!

[Evil Laugh] Mwuuuha ha ha ha ha [/Evil Laugh]

:p

And I'm really gonna be the first, I tell you! :)

[Darth Tater]

"Stoopid fool"? Consider this a warning. There's a thin line between sarcasm and flamming, if you don't know where it is don't bother trying to be sarcastic.

[Shanamir Duntak]

Never intended to flamme Fat middle Fool Huorn

It's just I forgot a "S" (and you can see I added it)

And I didn't try to be sarcastic, I was trying to have fun :p

Aye man, I hope you're just joking, you almost made my heart stop!

Live long and prosper (???? What was that line for!?)

[Fat middle]

hmmm, beware Shan. i'm nobody's Fool :p

[noldo]

LOL! ... Hmmmm... ;)

Aaawww... Homestead's down and I can't add images to my ezboard after working on them all day.