Grey_Wolf
01-25-2008, 11:54 AM
Once upon a time there was a forest where there lived a group of monsters.
They were the Kissing Monster, the Hugging Monster, the Slobbering Monster (who where especially good at deep tonsil-examining French Kisses), the Groping Monster (who werent particularly favoured by the ladies), the Poking Monster (who kept going around poking people and being generally annoying), the two cousins - the Chewing and the Munching Monsters, and the insane Creeping and Crawling Monsters, and finally the Tickling Monster (generally harmless but people fled from him anyway).
One day, the monsters had a meeting. There was much beer and chips consumed, and eventually..once the last of the beer farts had long evaporated from the room, they achieved a consensus. They had run out of fresh monsterettes to hug, kiss, grope, and poke..and the harrasment lawsuits brought forward against the chewing, munching,creeping,crawling and tickling monsters were starting to tap their beer money. It was time to find new monsterettes and bring them back home...and maybe a lawyer or two.
So the Slobbering Monster went out on a expedition along with the Groping and Poking Monsters to the neighbouring forest in hope of finding fresh "prey" and a lawyer to see to it that they would be properly represented in court.
They soon saw a lady who was out riding, whom they immediately accosted.
"Shay lady!", slobbered the Slobbering monster. "You sheem like a nish lady. Got a shishter?"
The lady, not used to be spittled upon, tried to back up her horse, but the animal was so worked up over the groping thta it had just recieved, that it threw her. Luckily, being good at groping also made Groping monster good at catching.
Ew! she said.......and fainted dead away.
"Oh..that was easy", said the poking monster.
"Maybe we're heading in the right direcssion," said the SLobering monster
"Yes!", replied the Poking monster, pointing, or rather, poking at the air in the direction where the lady had come from.
The Groping Monster satisfied his base desires a while longer at the lady, before following them.
Anyway the Monster quartet went on and met some pretty nice Monsterettes - amongst whom there was the Oversexed Monsterette.
The Bitchy monsterette, The PMonsteretteS (who nobody could get along with), The Monsterette Next Door (almost cute), and the Shy/Quiet Monsterette...who took quickly to Poking Monster.
The Poking Monster and the Shy/Quiet Monsterette went off to a secluded shrubbery.
It was a pokeberry bush, of course, and despite the odd prick...the whole adventure was quite pleasant..if not messy.
Meanwhile the Tickling Monster went on a rampage in a girl's dorm in the nearby city's College.
They were the Kissing Monster, the Hugging Monster, the Slobbering Monster (who where especially good at deep tonsil-examining French Kisses), the Groping Monster (who werent particularly favoured by the ladies), the Poking Monster (who kept going around poking people and being generally annoying), the two cousins - the Chewing and the Munching Monsters, and the insane Creeping and Crawling Monsters, and finally the Tickling Monster (generally harmless but people fled from him anyway).
One day, the monsters had a meeting. There was much beer and chips consumed, and eventually..once the last of the beer farts had long evaporated from the room, they achieved a consensus. They had run out of fresh monsterettes to hug, kiss, grope, and poke..and the harrasment lawsuits brought forward against the chewing, munching,creeping,crawling and tickling monsters were starting to tap their beer money. It was time to find new monsterettes and bring them back home...and maybe a lawyer or two.
So the Slobbering Monster went out on a expedition along with the Groping and Poking Monsters to the neighbouring forest in hope of finding fresh "prey" and a lawyer to see to it that they would be properly represented in court.
They soon saw a lady who was out riding, whom they immediately accosted.
"Shay lady!", slobbered the Slobbering monster. "You sheem like a nish lady. Got a shishter?"
The lady, not used to be spittled upon, tried to back up her horse, but the animal was so worked up over the groping thta it had just recieved, that it threw her. Luckily, being good at groping also made Groping monster good at catching.
Ew! she said.......and fainted dead away.
"Oh..that was easy", said the poking monster.
"Maybe we're heading in the right direcssion," said the SLobering monster
"Yes!", replied the Poking monster, pointing, or rather, poking at the air in the direction where the lady had come from.
The Groping Monster satisfied his base desires a while longer at the lady, before following them.
Anyway the Monster quartet went on and met some pretty nice Monsterettes - amongst whom there was the Oversexed Monsterette.
The Bitchy monsterette, The PMonsteretteS (who nobody could get along with), The Monsterette Next Door (almost cute), and the Shy/Quiet Monsterette...who took quickly to Poking Monster.
The Poking Monster and the Shy/Quiet Monsterette went off to a secluded shrubbery.
It was a pokeberry bush, of course, and despite the odd prick...the whole adventure was quite pleasant..if not messy.
Meanwhile the Tickling Monster went on a rampage in a girl's dorm in the nearby city's College.