harry potter funnys

[Nicro]

im sorry if theres already a thread like this

[Nicro]

harry is walking down the hall when he sees malfoy, malfoy turns arond he sees harry!:eek: malfoy: avada kedavra (harry ducks and malfoys spell hits a teacher:o) (McGonagall)oops:o

[sisterandcousinandaunt]

overheard between two Slytherins:

What's the difference between Neville Longbottom and one of his plants?
I dunno, what?
The plant might surprise you.

overheard between two Ravenclaws:

What's the difference between Professor Trelawney and her crystal ball?
I dunno, what?
The crystal ball's useful as a paperweight.:D