View Full Version : As a stupid question, get a stupid answer
jammi567
02-13-2007, 05:10 PM
searched and no results. so here it is.
why did Fearnor make the Silmarils?
Butterbeer
02-13-2007, 05:13 PM
because the chicken crossed the road???
Jon S.
02-13-2007, 06:33 PM
Where the heck did you search?! :eek: :confused:
The first paragraph of S. Ch. 7 answers your question:
"Feanor ... was filled with a new thought, or it may be that some shadow of fore-knowledge came to him of the doom that drew near; and he pondered how the light of the Trees, the glory of the Blessed Realm, might be preserved imperishable."
jammi567
02-13-2007, 06:41 PM
No, no, no! it's a game, where people ask a normal question (or a stupid one), and people give stupid answers.
Jon S.
02-13-2007, 08:26 PM
Oh, I get it now. :o
Because he ran out of batteries for his flashlight. :p
ecthelion
02-14-2007, 04:02 AM
Maybe you meant in the name of the thread "Ask a stupid..."
He made the sils because Melkor told him he can't do it?
jammi567
02-14-2007, 04:52 AM
yeah, it's meant to be ask. and once you've posted your answer, you hve to post a new question, so that the game can continue.
me9996
02-14-2007, 05:05 PM
I get it... Here's a question: Why did Frodo distroy the ring? :)
Jon S.
02-14-2007, 05:25 PM
I guess I owe a question. OK here goes:
What's the real reason the Entwives split?
me9996
02-14-2007, 05:29 PM
Because they ate to much shrimp :D
Why doesn't Souron like his name said aloud?
P.S.
Haveing a little trubble with the 90 second rule... Or with trobbles your choice :rolleyes:
jammi567
02-14-2007, 07:17 PM
because it sounds like Sharron!
is Legolas as old as we think he is?
Butterbeer
02-14-2007, 08:27 PM
for he is the immortal one!
wotcha 9996! :D
Butterbeer
02-14-2007, 08:31 PM
No, no, no! it's a game, where people ask a normal question (or a stupid one), and people give stupid answers.
er... ok! (news to me ... :D )
..um, i must be a natural at this! ... :eek: ;) ;)
best, BB
ecthelion
02-15-2007, 07:05 AM
Legolas is actually older than he looks, he's about 35 years old.
Do dwarves sing when they dig? (I believe Terry Pratchett actually played this game a lot, and published the notes as his books :D )
Farimir Captain of Gondor
02-15-2007, 12:37 PM
Do dwarves sing when they dig?
No, but they've been known to throw down their picks and have a dance off. You got served Gimli!
Why does Gandolf have so many names?
me9996
02-15-2007, 01:02 PM
Because he wares funny hats so everyone calls him names :rolleyes:
Why did they have to get rid of the ring? :D
Farimir Captain of Gondor
02-15-2007, 01:17 PM
Because it's hard to pick up chicks when you're wearing a ring.
Wy does Galadriel live in the woods?
jammi567
02-15-2007, 01:50 PM
Because magic mushrooms grow best there
How do Gimli and Legolas manage to hit it off so easily?
me9996
02-15-2007, 03:06 PM
Because they're both trekys!
Why does Frodo try to give Gladrail the ring?
me9996
02-20-2007, 05:21 PM
Why is no one posting?
Okay, as I was the last to post I'll change my question:
Why does Aragorn have so many elvish friends?
The last sane person
02-20-2007, 05:59 PM
Cause he's a fairy himself!
Question: Why doesn't Shadowfax wear a saddle?
Fair question, I mean, it can't be comfy to have a boney wizard's butt on ya!
Curubethion
02-20-2007, 10:23 PM
Because it messes with his beauty aura.
Why did the Fellowship cross the Anduin?
Butterbeer
02-21-2007, 09:04 AM
Why did the Fellowship cross the Anduin?
me9996
02-21-2007, 04:16 PM
Because they didn't want to be on the wrong side of those statues :D
Why did the Nazgul wear black?
Jon S.
02-22-2007, 09:58 PM
Because they dug Johnny Cash!
What did Gollum do with his fishbones?
Curubethion
02-22-2007, 10:49 PM
He used them instead of an Erector Set to make buildings.
Why did Aragorn carry around a sword?
Gwaimir Windgem
02-23-2007, 03:43 PM
Because he didn't like maces.
Why did Gandalf change from grey to white?
(psst, sane! awesome response there! ;))
hectorberlioz
02-23-2007, 03:45 PM
Because he had just been to a spa for the first time in his life.;)
Why did Glorfindel let Frodo ride his horse?
hectorberlioz
02-23-2007, 04:18 PM
Because he had just been to a spa for the first time in his life.;)
Why did Glorfindel let Frodo ride his horse?
Gwaimir Windgem
02-23-2007, 04:24 PM
Umm...no comment... :eek: :eek: :eek:
hectorberlioz
02-23-2007, 04:31 PM
Well sorry...the first time I posted, the browser wouldn't update the status of the posts-it still showed yours. So I had to re-post.
me9996
02-24-2007, 08:41 PM
Why did Glorfindel let Frodo ride his horse?
Because he was tired of riding barebacked!
Why did Tom Bombadill live in the woods?
Farimir Captain of Gondor
03-16-2007, 10:41 AM
He likes to get the morning paper in the nude.
Why doesn't Saruman shave his beard?
rohirrim TR
03-16-2007, 10:59 AM
Why doesn't Saruman shave his beard?
Cause Wormtounge shaves it for him.
Why did Bilbo become an author?
hectorberlioz
03-20-2007, 12:07 PM
He didn't. He had a ghostwriter.
Why did Gollum go around barefoot?
Farimir Captain of Gondor
03-20-2007, 01:18 PM
Because all the orc could seem him when he wore his L.A. Lights. Remember those? :D
What does Eowyn really see in Aragorn?
hectorberlioz
03-20-2007, 02:27 PM
A hernia.
Why did Haldir have to die? (;))
me9996
03-20-2007, 04:25 PM
He knew to much *shifty*
Why did Gandalf wear a hat and Saruman not?
Gwaimir Windgem
03-21-2007, 02:01 PM
Because Saruman was a Jedi, and they wear hoods.
How was Helm's Deep saved?
Graever
03-26-2007, 11:03 PM
Because Saruman was a Jedi, and they wear hoods.
How was Helm's Deep saved?
The orcs forgot their sunglasses.... lol
Why dint galadriel take the one ring?
Valandil
03-26-2007, 11:07 PM
She was married... and Frodo was too short!
Oh... why did I play this stupid game?
me9996
03-26-2007, 11:36 PM
Becuase you are secritly being proded on by lawn gnomes...
(I think LOTR related questions are ment though)
Why did the lead nasgul stab Frodo with the morgal blade?
hectorberlioz
03-27-2007, 10:35 AM
Because Frodo was too fat, and needed surgery.
Why did Gimli carry an axe?
rohirrim TR
04-03-2007, 10:54 AM
Thats simple what other weapon can double as a weed whacker?
Why doesn't Aragorn have a last name?
Valandil
04-03-2007, 11:03 PM
Because every time you turn the stinkin' page, he's got another! :p
How come most people don't read the appendices?
me9996
04-04-2007, 01:28 AM
Becuase they think it's an organ!
Why do elves use bows as weapons so much?
rohirrim TR
04-04-2007, 10:29 AM
cause every time they shoot it releases a lot of tension.
What is Miruvror REALLY made of ?
me9996
04-04-2007, 11:23 AM
CHEESE!!! :D :D :D :D :D
(Just had to say that, and now as I know have to make up another question:)
Why is Gandalfs hat crooked?
rohirrim TR
04-10-2007, 11:40 AM
Why is Gandalfs hat crooked?
Because the clearance on the Orthanc overpass is only 7 feet.
What was the name of that elven ship that they all sail away on?
elven dragonrider
04-10-2007, 11:47 AM
Because every time you turn the stinkin' page, he's got another! :p
How come most people don't read the appendices?
Sorry, couldn't help quoting that. Verry much agreed!! :)
me9996
04-17-2007, 12:15 PM
What was the name of that elven ship that they all sail away on?
Bob.
Why were there 9 Nazgul?
Ireth
05-01-2007, 12:39 PM
'Coz they believed in Astrology. Go figure! :P
me9996
05-15-2007, 03:07 PM
A question please?
me9996
06-24-2007, 10:17 PM
Allright, I'll come up with the next question.
What was the army at minus morgal made up of?
super-pippin
08-08-2007, 07:46 PM
Cute fluffy bunnys!
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How would a hobbit shrink her/ his feet?
OldHippie
08-17-2007, 07:32 PM
Use shrinko????
Who is Gollums tailor?
me9996
08-22-2007, 08:34 PM
Galadriel... Think about it... REALY silly...
What color were the elvish cloaks?
super-pippin
09-25-2007, 10:35 AM
lime greeeeen!!! :D
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Who the heck is Frodo? :confused:
Nautipus
09-26-2007, 12:54 PM
My barber.
Why do they call it Mirkwood?
me9996
09-28-2007, 11:48 AM
They named it for Mirk, Helms brother. :rolleyes: :p :D :rolleyes:
(It's just the name "Helm" annoys me so much)
What would be a typical hobbit breakfast?
Nodice the wording
Serenoli
09-29-2007, 01:26 PM
Appetizer for elevenses.
Why is the Witch-King not called the Wizard-King?
Nautipus
10-01-2007, 12:14 AM
Because he's a panzie.
Why was Sauron an eye?
me9996
10-01-2007, 12:03 PM
Becuase he wouldn't quit when he was a head :D
Why are dragons so rare in middle earth?
Nautipus
10-01-2007, 12:06 PM
Because they found jobs over-seas.
What's a troll?
Ingwe
11-01-2007, 04:50 AM
Somebody who flames people on forums, or someone who swears at people on the phone (like that girl in my freshman year of college). They also carry giant swords that Aragorn can easily block.
What day of the week did Illuvatar create the universe? :D
me9996
11-01-2007, 12:40 PM
Saturday, don't ask why, he (she?) just did. :rolleyes: :D :p
Why was Gandalf dressed in grey?
Nautipus
11-01-2007, 12:47 PM
Because he thought he was a rain cloud.
Why dont Hobbits wear shoes?
Ingwe
11-01-2007, 03:04 PM
Because he thought he was a rain cloud.
Why dont Hobbits wear shoes?
For the same reason I don't wear socks with sandals, it's the style. LoL
Why do so many in Middle Earth talk of Arwen, Galadriel, and Eowyn while there is no mention of Melian?
Nautipus
11-01-2007, 03:31 PM
Cuz no one knows who the f*** she is. :D ;)
Why didnt Nazgul use sub-machineguns?
me9996
11-01-2007, 04:21 PM
Nasgul don't like fire, so when told that they had to fire the guns they desided to stick to swords. :p
(That, and ammo was scarce :rolleyes: )
Why was Minas Ithil called the tower of the moon?
Nautipus
11-01-2007, 04:33 PM
Because it was actually Apollo 11 on the launch pad. ;)
Why didnt Gimli shave.
Ingwe
11-01-2007, 05:38 PM
Cuz no one knows who the f*** she is. :D ;)
LMFAOROFLCOPTERLMFAOPLANE :p :D
Because it was actually Apollo 11 on the launch pad.
Why didnt Gimli shave.
Because he tried it once before and it was quite painful. Also Legolas kept collecting his hair and that was really weird. :p
Why didn't Sauron build his fortress mostly underground instead of mostly above ground, like Angband, and of course still have the tower for the eye?
Nautipus
11-01-2007, 05:57 PM
LMFAOROFLCOPTERLMFAOPLANE :p :D
*in a really high-pitched voice* What the heck, man? :) :confused: ;) :D
Because, dude. Location, location, location.
Why wasnt Sam cast as a woman? :D
me9996
11-01-2007, 06:25 PM
So that when Sam merrys Rosey it doesn't seem like he's abandoned Frodo
(Bad logic! :p )
Why does Souron have a slit pupil (like a cat eye) rather than a round one? (Like a human eye)
Nautipus
11-01-2007, 07:00 PM
Because....it's awesomer. And besides, if you were a giant eye, you wouldnt want to go al with the grain, wouldjya?
Where O Where did Galadriel get that woderful rope?
Ingwe
11-01-2007, 09:15 PM
*in a really high-pitched voice* What the heck, man? :) :confused: ;) :D
It's a roflcopter thing, some internet leet fad LoL.
[QUOTE]Where O Where did Galadriel get that woderful rope?
She actually got the rope from Home Depot and applied some Martha Stewart's Living advice to it, then called it Elven rope.
Shouldn't the War of Wrath be WW1 and the War of the Last Alliance be WW2 and the War of the Rings be WW3, etc?
Nautipus
11-01-2007, 09:32 PM
No. Do you see tanks or guns or blowing stuff up or kablowie anywere in there? No you dont. :)
If the palantir was a touch-screen type thing, could it hold music and movies as well?
me9996
11-01-2007, 10:08 PM
Only if you get palantir 2.1 with the music program. :rolleyes:
Why does the one ring turn the people who wear them invisable?
Nautipus
11-01-2007, 10:24 PM
Because no one would be caught dead (or alive) wearing that hideous thing. :D :rolleyes:
If there is the One Ring, can there be a Two Ring?
Ingwe
11-01-2007, 11:27 PM
Yes. The one wearing it is called Number 2. He ate too many bean burritos, hence the Two Ring's power to gas its enemies.
What words would be written on this "Two Ring"?
me9996
11-02-2007, 12:54 PM
"Another ring to gass them all."
Complete with the misspelling of "Gas". :p
Why are the misty mountains called the misty mountains?
Ingwe
11-02-2007, 03:50 PM
Because, if you look at a passage from one of the first chapters of Fellowship of the Ring, it says:
"We randomly named these mountains the Misty Mountains because we felt like it. Actually, it was because someone said the word misty when they were describing the weather outside at the time and so we just used that."
What if Sauron had gotten the One Ring, would the eye have turned blue?
Nautipus
11-03-2007, 12:46 PM
No, it would have turned Hank.
Do you think they had spaggetios in ME?
me9996
11-13-2007, 04:34 PM
Only on tuesdays.
Why on Middle-Earth did the people of bree call Aragorn "Strider"?
strider8
11-14-2007, 01:07 PM
He was unable to walk, also they wanted to give a stupid name so they saw my name and copied it :mad: :p
Why didn't Saruman became 'Saruman the pink' or 'Saruman the old man'?
me9996
01-07-2008, 04:42 PM
Pink diddn't go well with this hair, and he didn't go with "Saruman the old man" becuase he was in denile of his age.
What happened to Ragast the brown after LOTR?
He turned grey.
Why didn't Men invade the Shire?
Nautipus
01-08-2008, 08:01 PM
Because they'd much rather talk politics.
Why cant Elves fly?
Their ancestors didn't want to be too cliché, so they clipped their wings.
Why did Smaug like treasure?
Nautipus
01-08-2008, 08:34 PM
He didnt, he liked girls, girls liked treasure.
Who invented the Sharpie, Dwarves or Men?
me9996
01-09-2008, 01:04 PM
Neither, elves invented the sharpies to mark trees with.
Why didn't Glorfindel recue Frodo in the movie? (Like he did in the book)
Nautipus
01-09-2008, 01:15 PM
He was tired of that role.
Why doesnt Mexico play a part in LOTR?
me9996
01-10-2008, 06:52 PM
He was tired of that role.
Why doesnt Mexico play a part in LOTR?
They do! That's where they got the elephants!
Where did Souron learn how do make the one ring?
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