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Bombadillo
03-02-2006, 01:28 AM
On vacation? Did we drive her crazy? Does anybody know?

Lotesse
03-02-2006, 01:34 AM
No man, don't freak out! She's always around. She doesn't technically "moot" like the rest of us do, not anymore really lately but TRUST me, she is around. The moment you try and sneak in a flame-lette or a few too many covert swear words, she'll be there, wielding the keys to EntJail. PM her; she'll respond! I know for a certainty that Sister Golden Hair's around. I think she reads and watches a lot more of these threads and posts than one would be led to believe... :D

Rían
03-02-2006, 02:03 AM
well, I think we did drive her crazy :o but I think she's still around :)

I know how to get her out of hiding ... :evil:

*innocent look* Hey, the only guy in Tolkien's works worse than Thingol is that Finrod guy! :D ;)

HOBBIT
03-02-2006, 02:21 AM
She is still around. Last post was Feb 26th and last activity Feb 28th.

Other staff members have been gone for much much longer periods of time. FM recently has been gone. While since IronParrot stopped by. bmilder shows up once in a blue moon. Anduin hasn't been on in years :P

Sister Golden Hair
03-02-2006, 10:00 AM
Yep, I'm around guys. Just watching you, like Lotessa said, waiting for you to slip up. :D

Actually, I haven't posted much except in the Sil forum lately, but I'm on and off the board almost every day. You haven't driven me crazy yet. :D

Oh, and Rian, you are in soooo much trouble. ;)

Rían
03-02-2006, 01:23 PM
we haven't driven you crazy yet? Then we'll have to try harder... um, I mean OH, I'm SO glad to hear that!

(just please de-splinter your Stick of Wrath before bopping me with it... :eek: )

Butterbeer
03-02-2006, 06:26 PM
(just please de-splinter your Stick of Wrath before bopping me with it... :eek: )


Actually, Lotesse has been collecting the splinters ... she currently now owns a 51% majority share.

SGH and lotesse are currently negotiating a lease-back rate scheme.

(wierd but true) :D :p :cool:

Nurvingiel
03-03-2006, 04:37 AM
Wait a minute, what's been going on that SGH has actually splintered her Stick of Wrath enough that Lotesse can collect them!? :eek:

Do we not see her posting because she's beating up Mooters in a hidden forum somewhere? You know, there's a few members I haven't seen in a while... :eek:

;) :D

hectorberlioz
04-20-2006, 02:30 PM
hey, the more she hits you guys with the SoW, the less splinters for me. SGH will be needing a New Stick of Wrath before long ;)

Sister Golden Hair
04-20-2006, 02:43 PM
hey, the more she hits you guys with the SoW, the less splinters for me. SGH will be needing a New Stick of Wrath before long ;)It hasn't been so long ago that I got a new SoW, thanks to QAL. The best part, is that this one has a blade attached. :D

Watch out!!! :D

Gwaimir Windgem
04-20-2006, 03:03 PM
It hasn't been so long ago that I got a new SoW, thanks to QAL. The best part, is that this one has a blade attached. :D

Watch out!!! :D


:eek: :eek: :eek:

*promises to be good, and hopes SGH doesn't notice the crossed fingers*

Finrod Felagund
04-22-2006, 12:45 AM
Meh, I'd rather be sliced in half than bludgeoned to death anyways.

Gwaimir Windgem
04-22-2006, 06:38 PM
I doubt the blade is long enough for that. I imagine it's just a couple inches, y'know, to make the bludgeoning hurt more.

Sister Golden Hair
04-23-2006, 09:55 AM
I doubt the blade is long enough for that. I imagine it's just a couple inches, y'know, to make the bludgeoning hurt more.Wrong! It's actually quite long. It is a cane with a decorative handle. The cane itself is actually the sheath, pull it out, and it's a sword. QAL got it for me for Christmas a couple of years ago. She was shopping and saw all the swords from the LotRs movies, but they were a bit costly, and then she saw the cane and thought it was cool and more reasonably priced. She even wrote on the box when she gave it to me: "Your new Stick of Wrath". :)

Rían
04-23-2006, 05:47 PM
If I ever become a mod, I plan to use my Rubber Chicken of Doom, so dibs on that!

We should start a new thread - "Moderators and Their Moderating Weapons of Choice" :eek:

Gwaimir Windgem
04-24-2006, 02:16 PM
Wrong! It's actually quite long. It is a cane with a decorative handle. The cane itself is actually the sheath, pull it out, and it's a sword. QAL got it for me for Christmas a couple of years ago. She was shopping and saw all the swords from the LotRs movies, but they were a bit costly, and then she saw the cane and thought it was cool and more reasonably priced. She even wrote on the box when she gave it to me: "Your new Stick of Wrath". :)

Well, that should make chastisement quick and painless, I guess... :eek:

If I ever become a mod, I plan to use my Rubber Chicken of Doom, so dibs on that!

But you have to suit up in armour first, and that's such a bother. :p

Spock
04-24-2006, 03:38 PM
Wrong! It's actually quite long. It is a cane with a decorative handle. The cane itself is actually the sheath, pull it out, and it's a sword. QAL got it for me for Christmas a couple of years ago. She was shopping and saw all the swords from the LotRs movies, but they were a bit costly, and then she saw the cane and thought it was cool and more reasonably priced. She even wrote on the box when she gave it to me: "Your new Stick of Wrath".

I don't know about Ohio, but I do know about many other states laws concerning a cane sword; and it is unlawful to have one in public. So all we have to do is stay out of SGH's house. :D

BeardofPants
04-24-2006, 03:49 PM
Well, that should make chastisement quick and painless, I guess... :eek:



But you have to suit up in armour first, and that's such a bother. :p
Yeah, cos smackin' yerself in the head with a rubber chicken might really hurt! :p

Tessar
04-24-2006, 05:02 PM
Aye. Mine is the Musical Staff.

Which... actually... is only funny if you know anything about reading sheet music... so...

Yeah.

BeardofPants
04-24-2006, 06:04 PM
Lame. :p

Valandil
04-24-2006, 08:11 PM
We should start a new thread - "Moderators and Their Moderating Weapons of Choice" :eek:

Mine is the "Inflatable Hammer of Boinging"! :p

Count Comfect
04-24-2006, 08:27 PM
I don't know about Ohio, but I do know about many other states laws concerning a cane sword; and it is unlawful to have one in public. So all we have to do is stay out of SGH's house. :D

But she probably accesses the internet from her house... which means we ARE in her house to her... :eek:

Tessar
04-24-2006, 10:54 PM
My little heart is breaking inside, BoP. :p

Spock
04-24-2006, 11:54 PM
....mixes up some valerian root, chamomile leaves, honey and club soda into a blue glass and puts note on it *For Tessar*

Nurvingiel
04-25-2006, 04:28 AM
I think Musical Staff is funny. :D

Mine is the "Inflatable Hammer of Boinging"! :pI'm not entirely sure what to make of that. :D

Maybe mine would be the Staff O'Locaucus.

Maybe that actually isn't funny. :confused: I already have a Spoon of Wrath from the Cafe. Hectorberlioz gave it to me. ;)

Speaking of the cafe, aren't you late for your shift Tessar? :D

Sister Golden Hair
04-25-2006, 09:09 AM
I don't know about Ohio, but I do know about many other states laws concerning a cane sword; and it is unlawful to have one in public. So all we have to do is stay out of SGH's house. :DWell, in Ohio, you are allowed to carry a concealed weapon. I don't think that applies to only guns, but you have to take those CCW classes and get a CCW permit.

Spock
04-25-2006, 12:40 PM
Well, in Ohio, you are allowed to carry a concealed weapon. I don't think that applies to only guns, but you have to take those CCW classes and get a CCW permit.

Well, usually if you have a CCP you can carry any weapon unless the CCP is only for a hand gun.

In Ohio Students go by the following law:

No student should knowingly possess, handle, or transmit dangerous weapons or objects which look like weapons including, but not limited to a knife, razor, cutting instrument, ice pick, explosive, leading cane, sword cane, machete, pistol, rifle, shotgun, pellet gun, BB gun, firearm or other destructive device (as defined in 18 U.S.C.A. Section 921-924), incendiary, poisonous or noxious gas, an instrument which launches projectiles or other dangerous substances, laser pointer, or other object that could be used as a weapon or is represented as a weapon or dangerous instrument or resembles a dangerous instrument; This includes ammunition. No student shall discharge any firearm, explosive or other disruptive device

Ohio Criminal Law states:
§ 2923.11. Definitions
(A) "Deadly weapon" means any instrument, device, or thing capable of inflicting death, and designed or specially adapted for use as a weapon, or possessed, carried, or used as a weapon.
.........
Personally, I'd check, discreetly about that.

P.S. I have a C.C.P.

Sister Golden Hair
04-25-2006, 01:05 PM
Well, I'm not a student, nor am I in need of a cane YET! :p

My weapon is at this time only used for Entmoot purposes. :D

Spock
04-25-2006, 01:11 PM
....holsters his Taser. :p

inked
04-26-2006, 09:47 AM
On vacation? Did we drive her crazy? Does anybody know?


Well, obviously watching the Weather Channel! :p

Sister Golden Hair
04-26-2006, 11:21 AM
Well, obviously watching the Weather Channel! :pLOL! So you read my post doc? Well, I didn't learn it from the weather channel, but from when I took some classes in geology a long time ago. :p :D

hectorberlioz
04-26-2006, 06:09 PM
But she probably accesses the internet from her house... which means we ARE in her house to her... :eek:
:p ...and she just might force us to eat poisoned Alfredo Pasta.;)

hectorberlioz
07-01-2006, 12:56 PM
I thought this thread was closed...?

Spock
07-01-2006, 02:58 PM
NOPE! TPTB are the only ones who can do that.

Sister Golden Hair
07-11-2006, 10:14 PM
It's still open. I just love reading about myself, it's such an ego trip. :p :D

hectorberlioz
07-27-2006, 02:13 PM
It's still open. I just love reading about myself, it's such an ego trip. :p :D


Here's something for the Ego:

Sister Golden Hair is the most beautiful, fluffy white cat I've ever fed:)

Butterbeer
07-27-2006, 04:53 PM
BB calls in Bond ...

Gwaimir Windgem
07-27-2006, 07:57 PM
SGH! SGH! WE WANT TO SEE MORE SGH!

We miss you around here, dear. :(

hectorberlioz
08-07-2006, 06:05 PM
BB calls in Bond ...

Speaking of Bond, I was just thinking of the Bond spoof in John Cleese's Sherlock parody "The End of Civilization as we Know It" Great film.

Gwaimir Windgem
08-08-2006, 09:01 PM
I find most things involving John Cleese are. :D

hectorberlioz
08-10-2006, 08:21 PM
I find most things involving John Cleese are. :D

Well "How to Annoy People" had some really great sketches too, but I found "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" rather...lame. It had it's moments, but I was dissapointed vastly.

Gwaimir Windgem
08-11-2006, 12:06 PM
HG is certainly NOT lame.

"What do you burn apart from witches?"
"MORE witches!"

:D

But seriously, Holy Grail isn't the Python's best work. Look up the Flying Circus; 'tis their true opus.

EDIT: Have you read the Declaration of Revocation (http://www.stephaniemiller.com/declarationofrevocation.htm)? High-larious. :D

Sister Golden Hair
08-11-2006, 02:18 PM
You guys are sooooo off topic. Anyway, we all know where I am, so, PADLOCK! :D