Curubethion
01-20-2006, 08:25 PM
The basic idea behind this is to create very brief, humourous summaries of books. To get ideas, try out www.rinkworks.com (Book-A-Minute section)
I'll start it off with The Hobbit...
GANDALF & 13 DWARVES: Hey Bilbo, wanna go to a horribly evil dragon's lair?
BILBO: :eek: (Faints)
THORIN: Bother. Guess we'll have to drag him along with us...
[They go to deep, scary goblin mountains and do a lot of stuff]
GOLLUM: MY PRECIOUSSSS!!!
[They go into dark, scary woods and do a lot of stuff]
BILBO: Bother. Guess I'll have to save the dwarves now...
[They go into a horribly evil dragon's lair]
SMAUG: I'm the horribly evil dragon. MUAHAHAHA!!! (He goes and gets shot by an obscure character)
[There's a big battle]
BILBO: I'm bored. Let's go home. Oh, drat! Someone's sold all of my stuff. Bother. Guess I'll have to get it all back...Hey, what's this shiny gold ring?
I'll start it off with The Hobbit...
GANDALF & 13 DWARVES: Hey Bilbo, wanna go to a horribly evil dragon's lair?
BILBO: :eek: (Faints)
THORIN: Bother. Guess we'll have to drag him along with us...
[They go to deep, scary goblin mountains and do a lot of stuff]
GOLLUM: MY PRECIOUSSSS!!!
[They go into dark, scary woods and do a lot of stuff]
BILBO: Bother. Guess I'll have to save the dwarves now...
[They go into a horribly evil dragon's lair]
SMAUG: I'm the horribly evil dragon. MUAHAHAHA!!! (He goes and gets shot by an obscure character)
[There's a big battle]
BILBO: I'm bored. Let's go home. Oh, drat! Someone's sold all of my stuff. Bother. Guess I'll have to get it all back...Hey, what's this shiny gold ring?