Join the Dark Side

[Elanor]

Do you want to be feared?

Do you want power? Want to avoid death? Want to get away from your dull, boring existence?

Then we have the place for you!

Join the Dark Side and you never have to listen to that phony old Jedi Master again.

Requirements: Must be tall (or at least intimidating), angry, and have bad social skills. Preferred if strange scarring exists, including (but not limited to): inability to breathe properly, black/red tatoos on face, mechanical limbs, distorted face, lack of human body. Must first be apprentice. Only two there are. Sorry.

Priveleges: Unlimited opportunity for torture, murder, and lame speeches. You don't have to control your feelings-- let it all out. No limitations on personal relationships, and you can reshape the political structure around you without the tiresome bother of elections or persuasion. Also, you can wear as much black as you want, and if you're impressive enough you can have interesting headgear as well.

You also get the coolest lightsabers!

So join the Dark Side today. It is your destiny.

[Curubethion]

:D That's pretty funny.
(Oh no...I feel Vader's force-choke...arggh!! :eek: )

[Finrod Felagund]

Only if I get a doublebladed saber.

[me9996]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

...it's funny!

[durinsbane2244]

NO, I SHALL NOT GIVE IN TO THE TEMPTATION, [dramatic/inspiring music begins], for as there is evil, so must there be good, to battle evil and keep it in check, for you see, it is but a simple world we live in, and always must the eternal struggle go on. In that struggle, if we must lose, or win, always shall we-wait. . .would i get that lightning stuff?[few seconds of muttered conversation] SIGN ME UP!!!!!!!! :D

[Curubethion]

You're a Yankee fan...why wouldn't you join the Evil Empire? :p

[durinsbane2244]

ooooh, that was a low-blow! :D

[Curubethion]

If you liked that, check out the SW vs. Titanic thread! :D

[Elanor]

Candidates Curubethion, Finrod Felagund, me9996, and durinsbane2244:

For your first instructions in the ways of the Dark Side, you must tell me the secret password: the name of the Sith who knew how to cheat death. Do not contact anyone about this, and do not let anyone wearing dorky white bathrobes know where you're going.

[rohirrim TR]

Candidates Curubethion, Finrod Felagund, me9996, and durinsbane2244:

For your first instructions in the ways of the Dark Side, you must tell me the secret password: the name of the Sith who knew how to cheat death. Do not contact anyone about this, and do not let anyone wearing dorky white bathrobes know where you're going.

i know the answer can i be a sith dude with a ruby colored blade of plasma

[me9996]

Candidates Curubethion, Finrod Felagund, me9996, and durinsbane2244:

For your first instructions in the ways of the Dark Side, you must tell me the secret password: the name of the Sith who knew how to cheat death. Do not contact anyone about this, and do not let anyone wearing dorky white bathrobes know where you're going.
Anikin skywalker/ darth vader?

[Billy Bones]

I billy bones am the evil person who ever walked this earth. I have powr, I have the people cowering before me and ...... I have my own theme tune :D

[rohirrim TR]

I billy bones am the evil person who ever walked this earth. I have powr, I have the people cowering before me and ...... I have my own theme tune :D
but have you dueled capt jack sparrow and lived? or were you already dead and therefore couldn't die? are you confused yet?

[hectorberlioz]

Wow! This is exactly what I've always wanted!:D...except I'm the President. Are presidents allowed to be evil?

Elanor, I admit, I didn't think you had it in you...but now, wowie! ;) :p

Billy Bones, I like how you spell powr...there's a certain purr to it, isnt there? ;)

[Elanor]

I have yet to hear the answer to my question so none of you can join the dark side yet. Also, I want to hear your qualifications. Just how evil are you? How intimidating? Please describe any strange scarring (as mentioned above), bad breath, bad hair, scary clothing you currently possess, lack of humanity, etc. Theme tunes can be very useful, Billy Bones, but is it really intimidating (see Darth Vader's theme song below for reference)?

Oh, and just so you know, I'm not actually a Sith Lord myself. I just do screening interviews for the current Sith Master. So if you qualify, I may give him your name and he'll carry out further testing to determine if you can become his apprentice.

[trolls' bane]

Anikin skywalker/ darth vader?
Oh my god! I can't beleive you don't know! :p I just got to check quickly. I have that in this filing cabinet here...

[rohirrim TR]

darth plagous is the answer
as for being evil i can go mwa mwa mwa very evvily especially when i'm choking my wife with the force(just kidding about the wife part :evil: ) I also make some mean chile that will make you wish you had been choked by the force if you have a weak stomach

[trolls' bane]

Well, congratulations, rohirrimTR, because I can't seem to find it...

[Elanor]

Oh, and presidents are certainly allowed to be evil, if supreme chancellors are...

And for those of you who are only in it for the lightsaber, the truth is --- you have to make your own. But the Sith Lord will help you, and you can do pretty much any design you want.

[trolls' bane]

I'm in it so I could throw my lightsaber away! :p I just mercilessly zap anyone who dares to try and lay a finger on a book of mine! (clutches book closer)
My preciousssss... (as you can see, I am also member of the Underweight Pale Creature Organization, and Fish-Addicts Anonymous, but what you don't know is that I am also a member of the Redneck Yatch Club.) :rolleyes: :cool:

[rohirrim TR]

I'm in it so I could throw my lightsaber away! :p I just mercilessly zap anyone who dares to try and lay a finger on a book of mine! (clutches book closer)
My preciousssss... (as you can see, I am also member of the Underweight Pale Creature Organization, and Fish-Addicts Anonymous, but what you don't know is that I am also a member of the Redneck Yatch Club.) :rolleyes: :cool:
your in the redneck yaht club :eek: welcome brother :D :D

[Lotesse]

darth plagous is the answer
as for being evil i can go mwa mwa mwa very evvily especially when i'm choking my wife with the force(just kidding about the wife part :evil: ) I also make some mean chile that will make you wish you had been choked by the force if you have a weak stomach

LOL!!! :D :D :D Too much, man, too much!! I'm dyin' ovah heah...

[Elanor]

darth plagous is the answer
as for being evil i can go mwa mwa mwa very evvily especially when i'm choking my wife with the force(just kidding about the wife part :evil: ) I also make some mean chile that will make you wish you had been choked by the force if you have a weak stomach

Well, you seem to be the most promising candidate so far. The Sith Lord says choking your wife is a good sign. We have precedents for that. Yes, chile can be a powerful tool of the Dark Side. Give in to your anger.

[rohirrim TR]

LOL :D
you haven't even asked about my burritoes yet :evil: :evil: they will will tear up my enemies like an old mans stomach at a chile cook off.
WHAMMY

[trolls' bane]

rohirrim, since I don't know enough to become a dark side member, I'll just help in your campaigns. I'll start by naming your Star Destroyer with something scary...Hmm...
Avenger? No, taken. Lusankya? Taken (and dead). Mon Mothma? No, taken by a Star Destroyer used by the New Republic Intelligence, so that won't work at all... Terror? Taken. Death? Most certainly taken. Are'nt there any Star Destroyer names left!? :eek: *tosses list in the trash*

[Lotesse]

You could use my step-father's name, he's pretty evil. :p Just playin' - I can't go giving out any real names here online, but anyway... :rolleyes:

[trolls' bane]

I'll just use my stepfather's name. It's already been heard a thousand times on Entmoot before (give or take a hundred), and he's all over some movies and shows that maybe you own, so Rohirrim's star destroyer will be named:
EDDIE

[Lotesse]

:D :D lol! That's one of the things i like about you, trolls' bane! :cool: Nice...

[trolls' bane]

And I bet that there is not a single star destroyer named EDDIE.

Besides, it does sound scarier when it is in caps. :D
Now I need to work on getting you four guards wearing all red, and maybe I can schedule a tutoring class, the teacher being Grand Admiral Thrawn. I might be able to work something in with Galak Fyarr, or maybe Jabba the Hutt...But those two are almost always busy building lightsaber proof armor or paying bounty hunters to bring in people they don't like. ;)

[rohirrim TR]

lol thanks trolls bane :D you got some awesome stuff here, and i agree no one has a starship named EDDIE but in hithhikers guide the onboard computers name is Eddie so maybe if we could get the computer named eddie and install it in EDDIE we could name everything eddie, like every crewman must be named Eddie, or at least the four red guards could be named eddie :D

[trolls' bane]

I'm going to put that in my Sig. It will say, "Beware of EDDIE!"

[rohirrim TR]

may star sytems everywhere tremble at the name of EDDIE

[trolls' bane]

Emperor (to Luke): "You will now witness the full power of this fully armed and operational battle EDDIE."

[rohirrim TR]

Mon mothma: many bothans died to bring the EDDIE plans

[trolls' bane]

Hey, let's get a few other people to put "Eddie" into their signatures.

[hectorberlioz]

This whole second page is full of the big EDDIE! :p

I think mt Sith name should be Darth Hectorus :) :cool:

[rohirrim TR]

By order of the sith: the empire is recruiting crewmen and troopers for fully operational battle station EDDIE and AT-AT walker EDUARDO must be willing to work with martian due to policy change, must also accept all risks associated with being on a starship with a sith lord i.e if you are choked by the force it is your problem and you cannot sue(incidentally you probably would be dead if i choke you but i digress) and the last and final item, you must put EDDIE in your signature so that the empire does not accidentally kill you during orbital bombardment.

[Curubethion]

Much training you still require, young Padawan. The ways of the Force you have forsaken! Join the Jedi and redeem yourself you must!

[trolls' bane]

Let me add to that--There must be a few sith-in-training who wish to compete to become rohirrimTR's (if he grants them the permission) apprentice. Also looking for campaign-aids. Good Pay! Contact troll's bane in this thread.

[rohirrim TR]

Much training you still require, young Padawan. The ways of the Force you have forsaken! Join the Jedi and redeem yourself you must!
how about i redeem you on the wrong end of a lightsaber :evil: or would Yoda prefer some green chile :D

[Curubethion]

Many a fool Sith has uttered those words, and all have gone to the depths of the Force. :evil:

[trolls' bane]

Rohirrim, as your campaign manager, I must warn you not to trust anyone who says that the dark side is bad. It just depends on how you look at it. :evil:

[Curubethion]

It just depends on how you look at it. :evil:
A quote that is from ROTS, and know do we all how into the depths of the Death Star the speaker went. (i.e. Emperor)

[rohirrim TR]

A quote that is from ROTS, and know do we all how into the depths of the Death Star the speaker went. (i.e. Emperor)
EDDIE has a built in safety feature to prevent such unfortuanate accidents

[Curubethion]

BTW...like my sig? :evil:

[rohirrim TR]

Love it except for the whole sayeth thing :rolleyes: but i'll persuade you eventually using my new found powers mwa mwa mwa a ha ag *coughs* dang it i hate when that happens :D

[trolls' bane]

A quote that is from ROTS, and know do we all how into the depths of the Death Star the speaker went. (i.e. Emperor)
What's ROTS? :confused: I was actually doing that on my own with a little influence from Groundhog Day. :D

[rohirrim TR]

What's ROTS? :confused: I was actually doing that on my own with a little influence from Groundhog Day. :D
ROTS is revenge of the sith, i thought that mars already had the pirated version but i guess not :D

[trolls' bane]

I never saw Revenge of the Sith. My stepdad won't pay an extra cent at a movie theater since they don't take his SAG card anymore.

[rohirrim TR]

I never saw Revenge of the Sith. My stepdad won't pay an extra cent at a movie theater since they don't take his SAG card anymore.
what this is bad my foremost admiral hasn't seen ROTS :eek: :D , oh well check it out as soon as you can, IMO it is the best prequel if not the best movie this year :)

[rohirrim TR]

We offer great benefits such as duraplast armor,(ineffective and dorky but is awesome come halloween nite) a free vocabulator, (just to make sure you are unique, just like everyone else) the chance at promotion (if you don't anger the sith lord) the chance at chick magnetdom (is that a word)
THE EMPIRE: BE ALL I CAN FORCE YOU TO BE

[trolls' bane]

You should change that to:

THE EMPIRE: BE ALL I CAN FORCE YOU TO BE!

[Curubethion]

How about EMPIRE: ARMY OF ONE? After all, isn't that what's left after Darth TR force-chokes everyone? :p

[trolls' bane]

About your sig, that lightsaber ain't going to do anything to the mighty battle cruiser EDDIE! Or, for that matter, my ATAT Command Post, EDUARDO!

Hey! You might be on to something, even for opposing EDDIE from the start!

[rohirrim TR]

what he is onto is a slow and painful death, do not defy EDDIE with a paltry weapon like a lightsaber, lightsabers are meaninglesss compared to the power of the dark side :evil:

[Curubethion]

Oh, yeah? :p

[Elanor]

Help! Eddie has taken over this thread. All sith unite against him. Who is Eddie again?

[trolls' bane]

She's right, rohirrim. I'm going to go start us an Eddie thread of our own, because our forces are not yet strong enough to invade some of these threads. We'll come back if the other one is closed.

[rohirrim TR]

well since thread invasions are off and EDDIE thread has been closed by the vengeful entmoot gods, i guess we'll just keep recruiting in this thread.

To all mods and admins and entmoot gods, if you join NOW we will give you your very own commision and neck brace, and signing bonus,lightsabers are negotiable, as has been mentioned before there are many benefits to joining the EMPIRE, the main reason for joining is what you can't beat, join, so come on down and speak with your local recruiter (TB or myself)
THE EMPIRE: BE ALL I CAN FORCE YOU TO BE

[trolls' bane]

I got to get that pic into my signature at some point. How 'bout now?

[trolls' bane]

We're now accepting stormtroopers in full force. If you want, you can audition for the Imperial Marching Band, in which we will dress you in an officer's uniform. We also need some TIE pilots, a few Dark Troopers, a Shadowtrooper or two, maybe a giant cat (What? What if we have giant mice in the garbage compactors?), and many more people! Best of all, membership is free, because we got all our money from the First Galactic Bank.

[Gil-galad]

I give myself to you. *falls onto knees* I pledge myself to the ways of the Sith. Take me as your apprentice. Teach me. Lead me. Be my master. ..Or, just hand me some weak, useless durapast armor. I will do anything that you ask, your Excellency.

[rohirrim TR]

excellent, report to admiral TB for your instructions :evil: , oh and you can put EDDIE in your sig now if you want :D

[trolls' bane]

Wow! I think we have some potential! You are now future Grand Moff of the Corellia and Kuat sectors, and everything within a parsec of the Koornatch Cluster. :D
And you don't get durapast armor! You get a grey uniform and if you need armor it would be kortosis. We may be evil, but we're generous! At least until we have enough replacement Moffs--I mean, Vice-Moffs :o .

[trolls' bane]

I have now updated the EDDIE Campaign website. It now has a Testimonials page (complied from quotes from various mooters here), an Announcements page, and a Current Members page.
Which brings me to add another announcement:

Thanks to Lotesse's indirect (It wasn't her fault) enlightening us, the Empire has bio-engineered the Ent. We now have a legion of Vampire Ents, who also compete in races (Pack your tents the year of the race, your going to be waiting a long while...), their sponsor being their favorite drinks--V8 Juice.

A new Starbucks was added into EDDIE, so now on each side of the bridge there is a Starbucks! :D

[rohirrim TR]

well the conqust is moving righ along, :evil: sorry i haven't wrote the news article yet, i've had too much homework :mad: , BTW where did the vampire ents come from? and did we give them duraplast armor?? or i guess they don't need it... well anyway good work admirals

[Curubethion]

(sigh)
I'll just wait for you to blow each other up. :D

[trolls' bane]

well the conqust is moving righ along, :evil: sorry i haven't wrote the news article yet, i've had too much homework :mad: , BTW where did the vampire ents come from? and did we give them duraplast armor?? or i guess they don't need it... well anyway good work admirals
Lotesse indirectly gave me the idea in the "How do Ents breath?" thread. She said (basically) that an Ent drinking carrot juice would be an Ent vampire.

What do you mean, Curu? Do you think we're going to? Oh, by the way, thank you for contributing to the Testimonials page. :)

[Curubethion]

What do you mean, Curu? Do you think we're going to? Oh, by the way, thank you for contributing to the Testimonials page. :)
I was thinking about something a la Saruman vs. Sauron in LOTR...
About that second part: :mad:

[trolls' bane]

Sorry, I can take it off. :o I just wanted to make the EDDIE Campaign a joke site, partly, and as you might have seen (if you visited it) the first think I said is totally opposite of what most of the testimonials (taken from comments here and in the Campaign thread) say. :D
I'll have no problem taking it off :) .

[Curubethion]

You didn't really think I was offended, did you? ;) You're not the only one who can joke! :D
Hey, I don't mind if I'm famous! :D

[trolls' bane]

Heh :o . I didn't think of that...

Heh :o again...in truth I don't think you'll become famous through that site. People are so lazy these days--Can't type in www.freewebs.com/eddiecampaign. I did that in less than 5 seconds, and people won't take that at most 30 seconds to type it. :mad: Of course, if you wanted to be famous, you can wait a few years or decades till I submit to a search engine and get a domain name. Of course, I'd have to win the Lotto first, and that isn't my highest-priority site yet--Brendan's Classical Music and HVEL come first, respectively.

[trolls' bane]

Ah...let's see...I got this crazy idea of posting that "I Want You" ad all around my school :rolleyes: .
Nope, don't wan't Herr Bluth angry at me.

[Curubethion]

Herr Bluth? Does that mean you're German? (I'm not prejudiced, it's just a little unexpected :D )

[trolls' bane]

German? Ha! I wish. *reverie*
That's what I call certain authorities I don't want angry at me... :o

[rohirrim TR]

how do you guys link a picture? i have a recruiting poster, but i can't copy and paste :D

[trolls' bane]

You can't? My whole live revolves around Ctrl-C and Ctrl-V!!!! Without them, where would I be on Entmoot? I would be back under 100 posts still, where I stayed for at least the first third of my time here. :rolleyes:
I feel so sorry for you... :(

[Lotesse]

That's not ALL he can't do. He also can't seem to get anywhere in his, I must say, admirably persistent - no, dogged - attempts to recruit me to his "dark side," and I have rebuffed poor rohirrim TR so much and in so many different styles of speak, that I'm a bit worried I may have actually flustered & upset the poor fella. Is he O.K.? Rohirrim li'l buddy, you around tonight? I was just playin'!

[trolls' bane]

Well I'm sure he didn't mind. I for one would have continued persisting. :rolleyes:

[rohirrim TR]

i haven't stopped persisting, but i have other things to do,

i should rephrase my statement, i can't copy and paste pictures, text is anther matter, anyway what was the point of this post?... hmm i'm not sure, oh well see ya'll around :D :D

[trolls' bane]

Oh, no, you can't copy and paste pictures! You have to copy and paste the URL of the picture and put it in the , code. :D

[rohirrim TR]

thank you my most benevolent campain manager, what would i do without you...,hmm, nothin i guess :D :D but what if its on my hard drive, like in my documents?

[Curubethion]

In other words, TB really has a lot of blackmail power over you :D.

[rohirrim TR]

possibly, but if he tries to black mail i'll just choke him, :evil: but then, i'd have no campain manager hmm... and interesting conundrum :confused: :D :D

[Elanor]

thank you my most benevolent campain manager, what would i do without you...,hmm, nothin i guess :D :D but what if its on my hard drive, like in my documents?
You have to upload it onto some web server so it will have a URL. I use Geocities (http://www.geocities.com), but you can also look up web hosting or picture hosting on Google -- there are many to choose from.

[Curubethion]

possibly, but if he tries to black mail i'll just choke him, :evil: but then, i'd have no campain manager hmm... and interesting conundrum :confused: :D :D
Heehee, that just proves my point :D :D

[trolls' bane]

Once again, I like photobucket, but I like anything that's free, so I'll probably end up with a google photo uploader anyway!

[rohirrim TR]

hey TB heres that pic i was going to e-mail to you click here (http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a99/n8s/Vader.png)
I took my campaing managers advice on photobucket, but i couldn't get the username i wanted :rolleyes: , other than that its great :D

[Curubethion]

How about reworking that campaign poster with George Steinbrinner or Joe Torre as the finger-pointer guy?

[rohirrim TR]

i don't want to rub salt in any yank's fan's wounds :evil: :D :D :D

[trolls' bane]

Who are those people? :confused:

[Curubethion]

Aww...cmon! Just for me, please? :D
To clarify for TB: Steinbrinner owns a certain team with a $203 million payroll, and Joe Torre coaches it... :D

[trolls' bane]

Wait! I don't get it!

[rohirrim TR]

and certain sportswriters refer to the yankees as the evil empire, (i find it somewhat insulting, but i'm not yet powerful enough to choke them through the tv) :evil:

[Curubethion]

Just ask durinsbane2244 about it...although you'll probably get a lot of "Bank"ee propoganda... :p

[trolls' bane]

*dies of confusion*

[rohirrim TR]

dang it not again * uses darth plagous's force regeneration method, on TB*

[trolls' bane]

*comes back to life, still confused* :confused:
*becomes unconfused and draws his orange and his green lightsabers and duels with the 90 second rule.*

[rohirrim TR]

by order of the sith: THE EMPIRE has now added to its arsenal by aqcuiring a platoon of demon hobbits (the brainchild of Grand Admiral TB) that will join the world famos legion of vampire ents :evil:

[trolls' bane]

We should start airing commercials like those that Wonka used to do.

"Demon hobbits--What'll 'e think of next!?" :evil:

[Curubethion]

You still have to put it in your sig, you know. Until then it ain't official. :D

[trolls' bane]

Yaa!!!
*jumps up and down in rage* You just HAD to make that a rule, so I won't be able to fit all these into my nearly-full sig (as it is)!!!
*SNAP-hiss**jumps right into the middle of a group of Jedi Academy students in special training, done directly by Luke Skywalker*

...

*regrets immeediately* :eek:

[rohirrim TR]

dang it not again *pulls out red and yellow lightsaber, and saves campaing managers life again, at the expense of a brand new black hoodie*

[trolls' bane]

Let me at 'm! *Jumps right at Luke Skywalker...*
*wakes up in hospital*

[Curubethion]

Well, looks like you did put it in your sig...you could save text space by eliminating the [SIZE] tags for EDDIE... :evil: After all, they take up twenty characters alone.

[trolls' bane]

Thanks for the tip. I'll remember that when I get the Reaper, the Star Forge, and the Death Star running again. :evil:

[trolls' bane]

Hmm...It looks as if we've taken the Ison Corridor. Are the Jedi ready to surrender the Academy and join our forces?

[rohirrim TR]

we have a new ally klatukatt has joined the dark side, she has made the decision, what you can't beat, join. may all starsytems see her wisdom.

[trolls' bane]

Yes! Join the Empire! And remember, we give the best membership benefits ever: power! :D

[klatukatt]

we have a new ally klatukatt has joined the dark side, she has made the decision, what you can't beat, join. may all starsytems see her wisdom.

Ha ha! I rock!

[rohirrim TR]

yes klatukatt rocks. Would you like to rock? Join the Dark side and EDDIE
THE EMPIRE: BE ALL I CAN FORCE YOU TO BE.

[trolls' bane]

And yes, we are in the correct thread. Klatukatt did join, did she not?
And this is all I meant when I said that I defend my right to continually mention EDDIE on a regular basis.

[The last sane person]

Pffah, I joined a while ago...shadowtroopers now ully operational. Taken control over a jedi outpost with limited casualties. Awaiting reinforcements.

[trolls' bane]

Good. No jedi are to be harmed. They are to be...rehabilitated, and if that doesn't work, used to power a weapon.

[rohirrim TR]

Darth sane rocks, shadow troopers rock, and even rehab jedi can be ok.

the inalienable right to mention EDDIE definetely will have to be enacted.

[trolls' bane]

I'm even willing to limit that to this forum, but it doesn't matter, because I am going to create an EDDIE message board where we can really role-play! :)

[The last sane person]

Swooot! Wootness! *herds the captured jedi into re-training* Mwahaha, that was easier than expected! The dark side is Irrisistable!

[trolls' bane]

Swooot! Wootness! *herds the captured jedi into re-training* Mwahaha, that was easier than expected! The dark side is Irrisistable!
Yep! PM coming soon! (When I clear out my PM box.)

[rohirrim TR]

the proverbial and literal tractor beam of the EMPIRE bringing in members from all over the galaxy.

[trolls' bane]

Yeah...only one problem. I am so STUPID!!! WHAT WAS I THINKING! I lost the board. Yes, "lost." I didn't save it to my favorites, so it's GONE!!! :mad: :o

[rohirrim TR]

can't you just google it? and find it again?


i put your quote in my sig, hopefully it galvanize our citizens against this travesty against free speech, going under the unwritten EDDIE thought crime law. probably legislated by unamed and unknown mods and entmoot gods.

[trolls' bane]

can't you just google it? and find it again?


i put your quote in my sig, hopefully it galvanize our citizens against this travesty against free speech, going under the unwritten EDDIE thought crime law. probably legislated by unamed and unknown mods and entmoot gods.
Thoughtcrime! I love it! Have you read that, then?

I can't google it. I already tried everythign from EDDIE Campaign to the board's name. All because I didn't check the stupid server number...That's okay, I'll just start ANOTHER one. :rolleyes:

[rohirrim TR]

read what,? orwell of course, but which one, i belive 1984 was the one i read, although i read animal farm too.

try eddiecampaign. thats how i found your web site, when i couldn't find a link.

[trolls' bane]

read what,? orwell of course, but which one, i belive 1984 was the one i read, although i read animal farm too.

try eddiecampaign. thats how i found your web site, when i couldn't find a link.
Woah! :eek: How'd you find it? And with what? I'm not even submitted to a search engine! :eek:

[The last sane person]

Duh, the force knows all, not even google may compare! The dark side knows those of its own!

[trolls' bane]

I have found it! The force guided me to my E-mail inbox, where there was a forgotten e-mail that gave the coordinates to EDDIE's secret base.
http://imperialrpg.proboards76.com/index.cgi?action=admin
It's badly under construction, and I'm welcoming anyone who knows HTML. Please use your imperial name, for example, Darth Rohirrim or Emperor Rohirrim, or as I say, Darth Emperor Rohirrim.

[The last sane person]

Not so secret now....

[The last sane person]

The following errors occurred while attempting to create your account:


The name you entered was invalid. You may only use alphanumeric characters (A-Z and 0-9) in your username and it must be between 1 and 18 characters long.

That was when I typed in : Darth Sane. I see nothing wrong with that name following that rule. Or can there be no spaces? If so, that is quite tacky.

[rohirrim TR]

i think no spaces are allowed, i put mine all in one word.

[The last sane person]

I object to the tackyness. But oh well, it seems I am the only poster on that board....Moops.

[rohirrim TR]

i posted, i think i'll go back and check later, but i believe we have like three people on that board. you the grand admiral and myself.

[trolls' bane]

I see you are on now. I will be too.

[The last sane person]

Bah, we got to get klatukatt and gil-galad on there as well! and a few more, I am sure I could dig up a few friends of mine.

*chops 90 second rule in half*

[rohirrim TR]

curubethion should join us as well, always good to have someone to cross sabers with around.. :evil:

[trolls' bane]

Yeah, I was hoping for some light-siders to join. In fact, I'm going to have another character, can't think of a good first name yet, but Kyle Katarn's daughter.

[rohirrim TR]

umm kylie? just a thought,

anyway what about earthbound she was supposed to be chief engineer.

[trolls' bane]

Oh well. They'll all figure it out in time. :rolleyes:
I added Duro and Dathomir to the list of planets. Any suggestions besides:
-Kessel
-Rehn Var
-Hoth
-Bespin
-Alzoc III
-Geonosis
-Naboo
-Dantooine
-Tatooine
-Alderaan (obviously not :p )
-Aldereen
-Kejim
-Nal Hutta and Nar Shadaa (Wait, wasn't Nal Hutta and maybe both vongformed? I'll check.)
-Raxus Prime
-Bakura
-Adumar
-Kuat
-Duro
-Tyferra
-Chandrila
-Taloraan
-Sullust
-Ryloth
-Kashyyyk
-Endor and Sanctuary Moon (Forest Moon)
-Mon Calamari
-Thule
-Korriban
-Ord Antalaha
-Ord Biniir
-Ord Bueri
-Ord Canfre
-Ord Cantrell
-Ord Cestus
-Ord Dorlass
-Ord Grovner
-Ord Ibanna
-Ord Janon
-Ord Klina
-Ord Lithone
-Ord Mantell
-Ord Mirit
-Ord Mynock
-Ord Namurt
-Ord Pardron
-Ord Pedrovia
-Ord Radama
-Ord Sabaok
-Ord Sedra
-Ord Segra
-Ord Sigatt
-Ord Simres
-Ord Tasson
-Ord Tessebok
-Ord Thoden
-Ord Tiddell
-Ord Torrenze
-Ord Traga
-Ord Trasi
-Ord Varee
-Ord Vaug
-Ord Vaxal
-Ord Wylan
-Ord Zat
-Yavin
-Myrkr

[rohirrim TR]

possibly malastare,

[trolls' bane]

Okay, Malastare.
EDIT: Ah! Dug homeworld with fast dangerous podracing.

[rohirrim TR]

come on over and be a part of Star Wars: The Rebirth of the EMPIRE (http://imperialrpg.proboards76.com/index.cgi?action=admin)

[The last sane person]

Heh, are those a list of planets to war against or already destroyed? *prods people onto the message board* Where is Klatukattus when we need her?

[rohirrim TR]

i believe that list is a tentative end-of-fiscal-year goal for EMPIRE affiliated planets to be under our power and recipient of our benefits. Grand Admiral Brendan has the details. :evil: :evil:

[The last sane person]

Oh! Hmm, well, i'll storm the first 20 or so, the rest are up to you lot to assign, if I finish early i'll pick up some more on the roster. *scans list* well, there goes my vacation...

I'll also personally see to Endor with its Sanctuary Moon and Mon Calamari!

Sushi time! :evil:

[Curubethion]

Hey, any room for an ex-Jedi mercenary bounty hunter? Or do you have to have a Star Destroyer?

[trolls' bane]

You don't need a Star Destroyer, you just need to join! It's so simple, even a Romulan *thinks* no, a Yuuzhan Vong could do it! *Suddenly chased by eighteen Romulan Warbirds and hundreds of Coralskippers*

[rohirrim TR]

Hey, any room for an ex-Jedi mercenary bounty hunter? Or do you have to have a Star Destroyer?
of course not, do we look elitist to you? *hopes he doesn't answer that* at the very least you can be...competition or even maybe part of our intelligence network, like kyle katarn ony on our side. :evil:

[Curubethion]

Ok...and a final question: if your storyline moves to another planet, what do you do with your first thread? And...the final final question: how serious should this be? How much humor does Darth Rohirrim want in his universe? :D
Oh, and final final final question: how much do you have to know about Star Wars people, etc.? Can you make up names?

[trolls' bane]

Ok...and a final question: if your storyline moves to another planet, what do you do with your first thread? And...the final final question: how serious should this be? How much humor does Darth Rohirrim want in his universe? :D
Oh, and final final final question: how much do you have to know about Star Wars people, etc.? Can you make up names?
Final One: You leave it where it is, unless it's a capital ship, which you will have the power to move after I give you membership to my Ship Captains group.
Final Two: Sorta like we did it here, while it lasted. Some seriousness, but of course not serious.
Final Three: No, but I highly suggest that if you don't know about someone/something, look it up on Wookiepedia (part of Wikipedia that stands alone for Star Wars), because they have more info on people/places than even the official Star Wars databank.

[Melfena]

My little brother belongs to the dark side. He saw the movies starting with I and he liked aniken, so then he liked Darth Vader (he thought he was a good guy). So dad had him watch the original three, for him to see Darth strangle people with his mind, and generly be evil, well, now he likes Darth even more. :rolleyes:

[rohirrim TR]

Cool, sign your brother up! :p :evil: :D :D he sounds like true sith apprentice material.

[trolls' bane]

Yes. He can be the next Darth Vader. I'll have the molten lava pit and the suit made up right away! *activates comm link*

[Curubethion]

Oh and sorry about your TIE fighter rTR. But the local Jedi resistance couldn't help but notice it parked outside the cantina...
I claim no responsibility for the damage :D

[Melfena]

I just talked to Paul about this, and he is looking forward to it, although you might have to wait a bit, he is only 7

[rohirrim TR]

Oh and sorry about your TIE fighter rTR. But the local Jedi resistance couldn't help but notice it parked outside the cantina...
I claim no responsibility for the damage :D
its cool i got others
suspiscion may fall on you though being an ex-jedi and everything, oh and by the way do you mind working with rodians?

[rohirrim TR]

I just talked to Paul about this, and he is looking forward to it, although you might have to wait a bit, he is only 7

let me guess the stupid jedi said he was too old to train :rolleyes: age is not an issue with the sith order.

[Curubethion]

What does rTR think about my latest development in an Imperial lab? Maybe you'll get the pun behind it...
and what's this about Rodains???

[rohirrim TR]

i like it "imperial lab doubles as recording studio"

and i was thinking about bringing in a rodian, they're well known as bounty hunters.

[The last sane person]

Wow, a seven year old sith lord...thats impressive! We welcome him with open arms to EDDIE.

[trolls' bane]

Seven? Better late than never, I say! :D :evil:
What does rTR think about my latest development in an Imperial lab? Maybe you'll get the pun behind it...
and what's this about Rodains???
Aww...I was hoping for some Gran. I think they look cooler, anyway!

[The last sane person]

Yeah, but it looks like he is a natural, so trainng wont be a problem i'm thinking.

[trolls' bane]

Too true! Perfect for a Holo-Documentary in the far future! I already could have one made!
[redneck oldtimer/Larry the Cable Guy]
I's boun an' raised as a Luke Skywalker Jedi feller, but I'sa saw the powuh of the Dark Side. An' look at me now! Yiiiiipp! Get 'er done! [/oldtimer/Larry]

[rohirrim TR]

hey Curub, how exactly did the Foremans and POD's singer(?) end up on an imperial lab? oh and Curub i think you probably win something for "confuisng the admiral" :D :D :evil:

[The last sane person]

hey Curub, how exactly did the Foremans and POD's singer(?) end up on an imperial lab? oh and Curub i think you probably win something for "confuisng the admiral" :D :D :evil:

Hehe, confusing BOTH admirals, that's impressive! That was my question too. :D

[Curubethion]

hey Curub, how exactly did the Foremans and POD's singer(?) end up on an imperial lab? oh and Curub i think you probably win something for "confuisng the admiral" :D :D :evil:
On the first point...I have no idea. I was just being random. :D
On the second point, thank you. :D It seems we have some unfortunately uncultured people... :evil:

[trolls' bane]

On the first point...I have no idea. I was just being random. :D
On the second point, thank you. :D It seems we have some unfortunately uncultured people... :evil:
Nope, just different. (Jizz! :rolleyes: )

[Avada Kadavra]

i got 1 4 ya,how about..........Darth Crimson, or evan........The Dark Lord Marakite?

[rohirrim TR]

for a holo-film? or for your title, do you wanna join the dark side? :evil: pretty please :D

[trolls' bane]

Ava, you sure sound familiar. I think I know who you are. I know! I'll do some background checking! *opens datapad*