Strawberries and Valentines

[Kellquenti]

I told you I,d start another one that I could watch with interest! :)
With Valentine's day coming up next month. Which Tolkien character would you send a Valentine card to? and what would you write!!!!??? :D ;)

[ItalianLegolas]

um... Luthien?? because she is supposed to be the most beautiful thing eer to walk the earth right?? and I wouldn't write anything because I'm bad with romance and words put together.

[Kellquenti]

um... Luthien?? because she is supposed to be the most beautiful thing eer to walk the earth right?? and I wouldn't write anything because I'm bad with romance and words put together.
Like vanilla coke pukel men and win :D e?

[Embladyne]

Aiwendil, of course! :D And I'd send it by bird...I'm pretty bad with words, so I'd just send a photograph of me with my animal friends... :) and hope he got the message...<3

[ItalianLegolas]

i think that would work, I mean, come on, its Aiwendil, but hes dies you know

[Kellquenti]

i think that would work, I mean, come on, its Aiwendil, but hes dies you know
Don't spoil her dreams! Wish my "obsession" could be so easily won!! ;)

[Embladyne]

i think that would work, I mean, come on, its Aiwendil, but hes dies you know
Where is that? I only remember that he wouldn't leave ME... :confused:

[Attalus]

Well, I would send them to Galadriel, but she's married. Heck, I'll send them anyway, "from an unknown admirer." That drives women crazy.

[Last Child of Ungoliant]

I told you I,d start another one that I could watch with interest! :)
With Valentine's day coming up next month. Which Tolkien character would you send a Valentine card to? and what would you write!!!!??? :D ;)
feanor, with the following message

roses are red
violets aren't black
you'd look great
with a knife in your back

:D

[Embladyne]

Well, I would send them to Galadriel, but she's married. Heck, I'll send them anyway, "from an unknown admirer." That drives women crazy.I hate to admit it, but it's true... :) But, I thought the phrase was "secret admirer"...I mean, the admirer knows who they are...so it's a secret instead...which means mystery...which is fun :)

edit: LCoU....I very much like your valentine... :D

[Kellquenti]

feanor, with the following message

roses are red
violets aren't black
you'd look great
with a knife in your back

:D
Your'e bieng wicked again :evil: whow! if we could "discuss" our "differences" a whole new war would shake Middle Earth, !!! May the best Noldor win!!! :D

[Last Child of Ungoliant]

ok, serious now,
i would send nienor a large box of chocs, with the message

"Hey! I'm not your brother!"

[ItalianLegolas]

yeah, LCoU, don't you think your being a little harsh? I mean, Feanor only brought about the near destruction of Arda! :D

[Kellquenti]

I hate to admit it, but it's true... :) But, I thought the phrase was "secret admirer"...I mean, the admirer knows who they are...so it's a secret instead...which means mystery...which is fun :)

edit: LCoU....I very much like your valentine... :D
So do I! secret or not , Tell it as it is!! :D

[Kellquenti]

ok, serious now,
i would send nienor a large box of chocs, with the message

"Hey! I'm not your brother!"
Now that's more like it :) !!!!!!

[ItalianLegolas]

yep, always tell the truth, that what they always tell you, unless what you are saying offends the person, then don't tell the truth, because it will hurt their feelings don't you see. :D

[Kellquenti]

yep, always tell the truth, that what they always tell you, unless what you are saying offends the person, then don't tell the truth, because it will hurt their feelings don't you see. :D
Some cases OK, Yet in others p'raps the truth may if said in the right way may help that soul to grow and be strong . :)

[ItalianLegolas]

precisely precise

[Kellquenti]

precisely precise
Thank you matey!!!

[ItalianLegolas]

what are we, pirates? :D

[Kellquenti]

what are we, pirates? :D
No not Exactly, :) Matey is an English term for someone who thinks on the same lines . I speak Welsh on my dad's side, Irish on my mum's side and Elvish by choice :) Sorry, I forget English local dialects are as strange as orcish to some!!!! :o

[Last Child of Ungoliant]

No not Exactly, :) Matey is an English term for someone who thinks on the same lines . I speak Welsh on my dad's side, Irish on my mum's side and Elvish by choice :) Sorry, I forget English local dialects are as strange as orcish to some!!!! :o
oh, yer can for to ba sane of that agin,
specil down ere in der summersett!

(no, i dont drink cydere :p)

[Kellquenti]

oh, yer can for to ba sane of that agin,
specil down ere in der summersett!

(no, i dont drink cydere :p)
That's twice we agree!! :D scary!! Most of my family are from Dorset, Swanage and Trent( nrYeovil) I love cider (black fox is the best!!

[ItalianLegolas]

*doh* should of known that, been reading Brian Jaqcues books since I was in first grade

[Telcontar_Dunedain]

That's twice we agree!! :D scary!! Most of my family are from Dorset, Swanage and Trent( nrYeovil) I love cider (black fox is the best!!
I live not far from Yeovil. Anyway we really should get back OT incase SGH reads this thread!

[ItalianLegolas]

yeah, lets see, we could send Morgoth a bomb! :D

[Kellquenti]

It would have to be disguised as a Silmaril necklace .I' d send just one card to the Elves of the Galadhrim ,adressed "To the prettiest Elf of Lothlorien," :evil: and watch them fight over it!

[ItalianLegolas]

very sneaky of you :D but what do you have against the Galadhrim?

[ItalianLegolas]

oh, on a random note, I was reading this Tolkien encyclopedia by this David Day guy, there were so many spelling errors!! In the entry for Elrond, it said that he married Celeborn! :eek: :D

[Kellquenti]

oh, on a random note, I was reading this Tolkien encyclopedia by this David Day guy, there were so many spelling errors!! In the entry for Elrond, it said that he married Celeborn! :eek: :D
Nothing against the Galadhrim!!! :) Just that there seems to be rather too many pretty Elves amongst them,(and to watch them squabble is my wicked idea of fun. Elrond marrying Celeborn? :eek: Someone's been reading too many"R" rated fan fiction!!!. Hmm Wonder what Elrond would write in his Valentine card to Celeborn!!??? :D :evil:

[ItalianLegolas]

it was just a mis-print, Celeborn is pretty close to Celebrian

[Kellquenti]

it was just a mis-print, Celeborn is pretty close to Celebrian
Yes, But Elrond would be pretty annoyed if Celeborn was seen as his partner :( and I don't think Elladan and Elrohir or Arwen would like Celeborn as their "mother!!!" :mad:

[ItalianLegolas]

well, they woudln't have been born because if Celeborn wasn't married to Galadriel there would be no Celebrian, and if Celebrian is not married to Elrond, no babies :(

[Kellquenti]

well, they woudln't have been born because if Celeborn wasn't married to Galadriel there would be no Celebrian, and if Celebrian is not married to Elrond, no babies :(
Oh Valar! That's too complicated for me :confused: Perhaps I'd better stick to sending valentines cards to unsuspecting Elves!!! :D

[ItalianLegolas]

yes perhaps, you just gave me an idea, now when something sounds stupid I'll say "Oh my Valar!", cuz when I say "Oh my God", my mother gets extremely mad, so now she can't yell at me! MWHAHAHAH! :D :evil:

[Kellquenti]

yes perhaps, you just gave me an idea, now when something sounds stupid I'll say "Oh my Valar!", cuz when I say "Oh my God", my mother gets extremely mad, so now she can't yell at me! MWHAHAHAH! :D :evil:
OOPS Sorry , Teaching you bad habits :evil:

[ItalianLegolas]

not bad, good, my mother thanks you

[Kellquenti]

not bad, good, my mother thanks you
Greetings to your mother :D logging off till tomorrow , got to think up more valentine messages,(and my cat wants her tea!) :)

[ItalianLegolas]

and my cat wants her tea!) :)

its better then alchohol i guess... :D

[Embladyne]

oh, on a random note, I was reading this Tolkien encyclopedia by this David Day guy, there were so many spelling errors!! In the entry for Elrond, it said that he married Celeborn! :eek: :DOh my!! :D Someone was suffering a huge freudian slip.... or just mistyped it. Still, the thought of it makes me laugh so much, I can't get up off the floor.
I was thinking, what kind of valentine would you send to Smaug? Would there be anyone to send him a valentine? I don't ever remember reading about any female dragons...so I guess there were no baby dragons. :(

[Kellquenti]

Oh my!! :D Someone was suffering a huge freudian slip.... or just mistyped it. Still, the thought of it makes me laugh so much, I can't get up off the floor.
I was thinking, what kind of valentine would you send to Smaug? Would there be anyone to send him a valentine? I don't ever remember reading about any female dragons...so I guess there were no baby dragons. :(
Of course there were, otherwise where have the ones on my shelves come from? Perhaps a fell beast sent a valentine to smaug , hence the many flying steeds of the Ring wraiths! :eek:

[Embladyne]

Of course there were, otherwise where have the ones on my shelves come from? Perhaps a fell beast sent a valentine to smaug , hence the many flying steeds of the Ring wraiths! :eek:Don't remind me...the horror!!

Though, I still wonder...

[ItalianLegolas]

well, you could send something like this
Dear Smaug,
I haven't seen you in such a long while, does it ever get Lonely in the Mountain? :D HAHAHAHAH!! GET IT? LONELY IN THE MOUNTAIN?? YOUR IN THE LONELY MOUNTAIN??? Nevermind, oh by the way, remeber to make sure your under-belly is completely covered in jewels and shiny-things before you go out and fight all the little people okay?
Love,
Thefemaledragonnoonehaseverheardofbefore,butIexist becauseI'mwritingyouthisletter

[Kellquenti]

well, you could send something like this
Dear Smaug,
I haven't seen you in such a long while, does it ever get Lonely in the Mountain? :D HAHAHAHAH!! GET IT? LONELY IN THE MOUNTAIN?? YOUR IN THE LONELY MOUNTAIN??? Nevermind, oh by the way, remeber to make sure your under-belly is completely covered in jewels and shiny-things before you go out and fight all the little people okay?
Love,
Thefemaledragonnoonehaseverheardofbefore,butIexist becauseI'mwritingyouthisletter
Er no, A bit personal don't you think? Lady dragons are VERY sensitive!!! ;)

[Elemmírë]

feanor, with the following message

roses are red
violets aren't black
you'd look great
with a knife in your back

:D

Bloody brilliant, Spidey. Brilliant. :D

I'd send a letter to Finrod. But he's married/betrothed himself (twice, if you ask SGH :eek: ), so what I'd write on it doesn't really matter. One or the other would surely intercept and destroy it.

Then I'd send one to Maedhros... and I'm sure you'd steal that one yourself, Kellquenti. :p

So I'd be left sending one to Thingol with a message similar to Spidey's... and I'd make sure that no one came between that and it's destination... :evil:

[ItalianLegolas]

hmmm... interesting, you seem to harbor hostile feelings towards high-ranking elves. Why is this? :D just kidding

[Embladyne]

well, you could send something like this
Dear Smaug,
I haven't seen you in such a long while, does it ever get Lonely in the Mountain? :D HAHAHAHAH!! GET IT? LONELY IN THE MOUNTAIN?? YOUR IN THE LONELY MOUNTAIN??? Nevermind, oh by the way, remeber to make sure your under-belly is completely covered in jewels and shiny-things before you go out and fight all the little people okay?
Love,
Thefemaledragonnoonehaseverheardofbefore,butIexist becauseI'mwritingyouthisletter Or, perhaps, Smaug might send some rich guy a secret admirer letter....and then pay him a visit :evil:

[Elemmírë]

hmmm... interesting, you seem to harbor hostile feelings towards high-ranking elves. Why is this? :D just kidding

I'm all or nothing. Love 'em or hate 'em.

No, that's not true exactly, I suppose. I'm kind of ambivalent towards the Fingolfinian crowd...

Alright, House of Feanor, Finarfin, and Elwe: love 'em or hate 'em.

[ItalianLegolas]

yes, something like Little Red Riding Hood

"What a big belly you have Grandma!"
"All the better to take all your shiny stuff m'dear"

[Kellquenti]

Bloody brilliant, Spidey. Brilliant. :D

I'd send a letter to Finrod. But he's married/betrothed himself (twice, if you ask SGH :eek: ), so what I'd write on it doesn't really matter. One or the other would surely intercept and destroy it.

Then I'd send one to Maedhros... and I'm sure you'd steal that one yourself, Kellquenti. :p

So I'd be left sending one to Thingol with a message similar to Spidey's... and I'd make sure that no one came between that and it's destination... :evil:
Too right Elemmire!! ;) Hands off Maedhros!! :evil: Still don't like Ms Spidey's verse to Feanor Grrr!!! :mad:

[ItalianLegolas]

I think it was awesome, go to War on Gondor so we can defeat the evil emperor!!

[Last Child of Ungoliant]

Ms.? :eek:



not quite a female person;)

[Elemmírë]

Too right Elemmire!! ;) Hands off Maedhros!! :evil: Still don't like Ms Spidey's verse to Feanor Grrr!!! :mad:

Hands off Maedhros... I almost choked when I read that... :p

Poor Spidey. You know... Last Child of Ungoliant kind of reminds one of Shelob, who is most certainly female. Hey, don't feel bad. Lief thought I was a 40 year old man, despite my constant Finrod-obsessive posting... ;)

[Kellquenti]

Ms.? :eek:



not quite a female person;)
Sorry bad day at recognition classes, Praps that's where i'm going wrong!!! :(

[Kellquenti]

I think it was awesome, go to War on Gondor so we can defeat the evil emperor!!
Well you'd better get to the Inn soon, or i'm going to find better things to do Mr Hobbit1 :D

[Last Child of Ungoliant]

tis ok, nurv thought i was lady too!
my user name was only thing i could think of that werent taken!:D

i bet maeglin would send idril a box of chocs sayin
"hey, come on, we're only cousins!"

[Embladyne]

i bet maeglin would send idril a box of chocs sayin
"hey, come on, we're only cousins!"Ah, yes....cause chocolate solves everything. :D
Thank Eru it never happened.

[Elemmírë]

Might have saved Gondolin if it had... Theoretically, at least.

[Embladyne]

Might have saved Gondolin if it had... Theoretically, at least.I don't think so. Maeglin was a bad nut to begin with.

[Last Child of Ungoliant]

it's all that eol's fault, they say psychotic tendencies are inherited, and he weren't right, in the head i mean

[Elemmírë]

Eol was a big part of it.

I blame Turgon too.

[Last Child of Ungoliant]

i blame feanor, if he hadnt sworn that oath, and been so possessive over his stoopid jools, the dum noldor wouldnay even be in beleriand.

:D

[Elemmírë]

Hence you're thoughtful poem. :D

I blame Morgoth too.

But Turgon didn't handle that situation well at all. His cousin Finrod would have done a much better job. :)

[Last Child of Ungoliant]

Ingwe would have done the best job, hence his staying in valimar

and here's what ingwe would receive as a valentines gift:
a scion of telperion, with a collar of gold around the girth of the tree,
the collar inscribed "For the Wisest of the Eldar"

[Elemmírë]

Very nice. :)

But how good a job would he have done with Noldorin subjects? Or would he have just let them go off by themselves? :p

[ItalianLegolas]

are you saying he was insane in the membrane? :D

[Last Child of Ungoliant]

mere speculation, but i believe under his supreme reign within the halls of valinor, all elves would be united as one culture, a wonderful hegemony

[Elemmírë]

That would be nice. Alas, not everyone is as agreeable as the Vanyar. Hm. Maybe it was a good thing that the pesky Noldor left Valinor... :p Without them... your dream could definitely have come to pass. :) Finarfin's practically a Vanya as it is...

[ItalianLegolas]

Eol was a jerk, but lets not forget Maeglin while we are busy pointing fingers

[Last Child of Ungoliant]

now come on! maeglin had god intentions until he saw idril, if it weren't for eol ensnaring aredhel, maeglin wouldn't even be born, if it weren't for feanor's stoopid oath, aredhel, turgon et al wouldn't even be in beleriand

I can link anything back to ol' hothead Feanor:D

[ItalianLegolas]

well, you should join Beren 300 as a Feanoraphobic :D

[Elemmírë]

I can link anything back to ol' hothead Feanor:D

Let's do it. Let's link everything back to him. :evil:

I have to imagine Maeglin was pretty much psychologically scarred by what happened in Gondolin. His father tries to kill him, but ends up killing his mother instead. Then the uncle he's heard about from his mother decides to throw his dad off a cliff. Only Idril was against the whole thing. Anyone wonder why he fell in love with her?

As terrible as Maeglin was... I have to say that he had far more of an "excuse" than someone like Fëanor.

And dear Eru, I'm developing sympathies for Maeglin. Someone hit me, please. :p

[Embladyne]

Let's do it. Let's link everything back to him. :evil:I second that motion :evil:

And dear Eru, I'm developing sympathies for Maeglin. Someone hit me, please. :pI think I can no longer call you my friend. :( :(

[Elemmírë]

I think I can no longer call you my friend. :( :(

What? Just because I can sympathise with him doesn't mean I like him. He's still an **shole in my book and shall always be so. :p

Heck, I can sympathise with Morgoth if I put my mind to it (but never with Curufin! :p )

What about that linking everything evil in the world back to Fëanor? Want to start a new thread on it? :D

[Embladyne]

What about that linking everything evil in the world back to Fëanor? Want to start a new thread on it? :DHey, sure! Go ahead, and I'll be there. :D

[Elemmírë]

Let's go and Blame Fëanor (http://entmoot.com/showthread.php?p=450819#post450819)