The Sil77 in 1000 words or less.

[Attalus]

Look here (http://www.livejournal.com/users/camwyn/328358.html) :D :D :D

[inked]

entertaining, boys and girls, but not recommended for use in school projects of a *ahem* serious nature! :eek:

[Last Child of Ungoliant]

hahahahaha thats funny, and a good summary :D:D:D:D:D

[ItalianLegolas]

how, um... inspirational :confused: ?

[Manveru]

what no turin?? how can u have the sil and no turin?? but w/e that was freakin hilarious :D

[Blackheart]

Yeah.. lots of stuff got left out.. but this bit made me snort milk:

GONDORIANS: *change calendar*

Of course that's because I'm a stone cold geek.. but whatever..

[Beren3000]

:D :D Very funny! My favorite part:
NUMENOR: SPLOOSH.
SAURON: Bwa ha ha! Um, where's my body?
ILUVATAR: Did I mention the world is round now?

[Telcontar_Dunedain]

My favourite part:

BEREN: Ooo! Pretty elf lady!
THINGOL: You can have her if you ... BRING ME A SHINY!
BEREN: Worth a shot.
LUTHIEN: La la la
MORGOTH: Ooo baby... *zzz*
BEREN: Got your shiny!
MORGOTH: you BASTARD! I stole those fair and square!
CARCHAROTH: Grar.
BEREN: Ow!
THINGOL: Got the shiny?
BEREN: 's in my hand.
THINGOL: And?
BEREN: Hand's not here.
THINGOL: Crap, I really wanted that shiny.
CARCHAROTH: GRAR!!!!
BEREN: *dies*
LUTHIEN: *dies* La la la.
MANDOS: ... oh all right.
LUTHIEN: *returns to life*
BEREN: *returns to life*
LUTHIEN: Beren! Look! The shiny! In a necklace!

[ItalianLegolas]

that is pretty funny...

[Pytt]

Yeah; I've seen that on a norwegian forum. marvelous :D

[ItalianLegolas]

imagine if they made that a short animated movie :eek:

[Minielin]

Best parts:
UNGOLIANT: Not enough shiny. Want more shiny!
MELKOR: You can't have 'em.
UNGOLIANT: Grar.
MELKOR: Eeek! *runs VALAR: Got your shinies!
MAGLOR AND MAEDHROS: You mean OUR shinies!
VALAR: Oh *!&(!&).
MAGLOR AND MAEDHROS: Ow! Burny shinies!
MAEDHROS: Fine. This sucks. *jumps into chasm*
MAGLOR: Um... not really looking forward to meeting Dad again... *chucks shiny into sea* Bye. *wanders off*
VALAR: Well... um... okay.

[BeardofPants]

Very, very silly.:D Attalus, what on EARTH are you doing trolling for stuff like this?? Tolkien would spew. ;)

[brownjenkins]

great stuff! :p :D

[Wayfarer]

Hmmm.

You know, I could have helped write that. :p Er... not 'write' per-se since there was no writing involved, and I don't actually know that person, but in a hypthetical sort of sense. Myself and a few other people did something very similar a few years back - ran through an entire summary of the Silmarillion for some non-readers, complete with explanations of how everything was driven by an incessant desire for shinies.

Oooh! Shiny!

[Minielin]

Myself and a few other people did something very similar a few years back - ran through an entire summary of the Silmarillion for some non-readers, complete with explanations of how everything was driven by an incessant desire for shinies. Have it around anywhere? I'd be curious to see if so. Want shiny.

[Wayfarer]

As I said, there was no writing involved. We did it as an impromptu stand-up act in the cafeteria one night when someone asked for a summary of the Silmarillion. Our version was a bit longer, but very similar.

Interesting to see that someone else had the same idea. :p

[Minielin]

As I said, there was no writing involved. We did it as an impromptu stand-up act in the cafeteria one night when someone asked for a summary of the Silmarillion. Our version was a bit longer, but very similar. Ah, there I go skimming again... *blush* :o Still, sounds fun. :p

[Rían]

That is REALLY funny!

I agree - we need Turin in there, too! That story is just ripe for this type of thing!

[Elemmírë]

Wow. :D That was hilarious...

If I keep reading things like that... :p

[Manveru]

I agree - we need Turin in there, too! That story is just ripe for this type of thing!

maybe u could write it and post it here :)

[Attalus]

That is REALLY funny!

I agree - we need Turin in there, too! That story is just ripe for this type of thing!At SF-Fandom, Bacchus suggested :

Turin: Life sucks.

Turin: Life really sucks.

Turin: Life REALLY, REALLY sucks.

I would add:

Glaurung: You're telling me. :D

[Embladyne]

At SF-Fandom, Bacchus suggested :

Turin: Life sucks.

Turin: Life really sucks.

Turin: Life REALLY, REALLY sucks.

I would add:

Glaurung: You're telling me. :D

This is reminding me of the "complete works of shakespeare, abidged" skits. :D :D

[Minielin]

If I keep reading things like that... :p I deeply fear your ominous insinuations! :eek:
This is reminding me of the "complete works of shakespeare, abidged" skits. Aren't those hilarious?

[Wayfarer]

You know, Attalus, that could use some embellishing. Let me try my hand. ;)

The Nan I Hin Hurin, in 100 words or less. :D

Morgoth: I'm bad. Fear me!
Hurin: No.
Morgoth: Grrr.
Turin: Life sucks.
Turin: Ooh! Elfy-caves!
Saeros: Human! Gaaahhh!
Saeros: *dies*
Turin: *flees*
Turin: Life Sucks.
Beleg: I'm with you, buddy!
Beleg: *Dies*
Turin: Life sucks!
Turin: Ooh. Elfy Caves! Hot Elf Chick!
Glaurung: Grrr.
Finduilas: *dies*
Turin: Life sucks.
Turin: Ooh! Naked Human Chick!
Nienor: *jiggle*
Wedding Bells: *Ding* *Dong*
Turin: Now for that dragon!
Turin: *stab*
Glaurung: *dies*
Glaurung: Did I mention she's your sister?
Nienor: *dies*
Brandir: *dies*
Turin: Life sucks.
Turin: *dies*
Gurthang: *breaks*
Mablung: *angsts*
Hurin: *dies*
Morwen: *dies*
Morgoth: Ooh, yeah. I'm bad.

[Minielin]

Nicely done, Attalus/Wayfarer. Very funny. :D

[Rían]

*wild applause and confetti throwing*

Thanks, guys!! That was great :D

[Attalus]

I like it, Wayfarer. :)

[Rían]

One suggestion for the first section :

Morgoth: I'm bad. Fear me!
Hurin: No. *moons Morgoth*
Morgoth: Grrr.
Morgoth: Hithlum, did you say?

[Rían]

*bumpola*

SGH, have you read this yet?

[Lenya]

That's rich. I loved it! And Wayfarer's bit was very good! You should do the Hobbit also.

[Rían]

SGH? *foot tapping* Read this yet?!?!

[Elemmírë]

SGH? *foot tapping* Read this yet?!?!

You okay there, RÃ*an? :p


I deeply fear your ominous insinuations!:eek:

What? They're rather entertaining. ;)

That was great, WF! :D

[Nurvingiel]

In honour of Gil-Galad...
GIL-GALAD: Dudes. Good to see you.
NUMENOREANS: Yeah, same here. What's going on?
GIL-GALAD: War with Sauron mostly.

I love this part!
AR-PHARAZON: Thanks for the throne, dude.
TAR-MIRIEL: Hey!
AR-PHARAZON: Shaddap, woman. Sauron, j00 suxx0r! I 0wnz0r j00!
SAURON: Okay.
AR-PHARAZON: Make me immortal.
SAURON: Human sacrifice is good. Also burn that pesky white tree.
AR-PHARAZON: Um. . .
ISILDUR: Hey! White tree! Got your fruit!
SAURON: *makes chicken noises*
AR-PHARAZON: Fine. Tree burn! Fire pretty!
ELENDIL: Isildur, Anarion, get the boats.
AR-PHARAZON: I've got a huge navy! Let's go conquer Valinor!
VALAR: Oh no you don't. *CRASHBANGBOOM*
AR-PHARAZON & CO.: Eeek!
ELENDIL, ISILDUR, ANARION: Wheee!
NUMENOREANS: Arrgh!
NUMENOR: SPLOOSH.
SAURON: Bwa ha ha! Um, where's my body?
ILUVATAR: Did I mention the world is round now?
NUMENOREANS IN EXILE: Well, crap.

This is my favourite though:
RING: *melts*
SAURON: AUGH!
MORDOR: BOOM.
GONDORIANS: *change calendar*

[Pytt]

Yeah, that one about Numenor is great.

[Last Child of Ungoliant]

i was just thinkin that could be applied to third age too

sauron: ring!
isildur: *chop*
sauron: ow!
isildur: my ring
elrond/galadriel/cirdan: crap!

here ends the prologue

bilbo: ring
gollum: crap
thorin: dragon
bard: dragon *whoosh*
smaug: ouch
thorin: mountain king
gandalf: orcs and wargs!
bilbo: eagles
elves/men/dwarves: hooray
bilbo: auction?
hobbits: crap

here ends the hobbit

bilbo: party! bye
frodo: ring
gandalf: mountain
frodo: sure, c'mon friends
sam: crap
tom: hi there
goldberry: rain
frodo: dead mates
tom: mmm, not anymore! wanna sword?
frodo: sure! bree?
hobbits: sure
harry: who are you?
hobbits: mind your own buriness
harry: okay
barliman: wanna room?
hobbits: sure
aragorn: *pipe*
merry: walkies
frodo: cow jump over moon
barliman: grrr! broken plates
frodo: sorry
aragorn: come with me
frodo: sure
aragorn: nazgul!
frodo: aaaaah
aragorn: yep
hobbits: grar!
aragorn: shut up
hobbits: ok
bill: wanna pony?
sam: sure *throws apple*
bill: ouch
frodo: hill?
aragorn: yep
nazgul: hill! *sword*
frodo: ouch
pippin: trolls
aragorn: shut up moron
pip: ok
glorfindel: nazgul?
aragorn: yep
glorfindel: elrond's house
aragorn: yep
nazgul: bridge!
frodo: go away
river: whoosh!
nazgul: ouch
gandalf: morning
elrond: ring!
aragorn: king!
frodo: yours?
aragorn: no, u keep
gandalf: mountain!
frodo: sure
gandalf: sure
aragorn: sure
legolas: sure
gimli: sure
sam: sure
elrond: go away
bilbo: shirt and sword?
frodo: sure
pip & merry: can we come?
gandalf: sure
wathcer: grar!
fellowship: aah!
gandalf: mines
fellowship: sure
frodo: ouch
aragorn & gandalf: crap
frodo: oh wait, i'm ok
balrog: grar
gandalf: crap, bye
aragorn: i'm in charge
galadriel: hi
celeborn: boats
aragrn: great
gollum: paddle
aragorn: rest
frodo: what do i do?
boromir: gimme!
frodo: no *invisible*
bormoir: horn
frodo: boat
sam: boat
boromir: ouch
merry & pippin: *captured*
aragorn/legolas/gimli: chase 'em!
eomer: orcs
orcs: ouch
aragorn: where's hobbits?
eomer: dunno, horse?
aragorn: sure
merry & pippin: hi tree
trebeard: hi hobbits, saruman?
hobbits: evil, overthrow?
treebeard: sure
saruman: aah
aragorn: hi gandy
gandalf: hi mates, edoras?
aragorn: sure
theoden: apple sauce and medicine
gandalf: wakey wakey
theoden: hi there, helms deep?
gandalf: sure, see ya
gandalf: hi tree
treebeard: wizard
gandalf: oh yeh
theoden: orcs
orcs: ouch
frodo: hi gollum
gollum: ring
frodo:no
gollum: ok, marshes?
frodo: sure
gollum: dead city
frodo: sure, aah spider
sam: my ring now
denethor: grumble grumble
gandalf: shut up
aragorn: hi dead dudes
dead: hi, fight?
aragorn: thanks mate
orcs: frodo not ded
sam: crap
gondor: ouch
dead: hahahaha here we come
corsairs: crap
rohirrim: here we come
orcs: crap
aragorn: black gate?
everyone: sure
faramir: hi purdy lady
eowyn: hi handsome
frodo: ring!
sam: crap
gollum: ring! *bite*
frodo: ouch
gollum *trip* crap
pippin: eagles
ring: glug glug
sauron: crap
aragorn: king!
faramir: marry me
eowyn: sure
frodo: eldamar?
gandalf: sure

[Telcontar_Dunedain]

Lol. That was great Chrys.

[Last Child of Ungoliant]

Lol. That was great Chrys.
hee hee thanks TD

[Rían]

funny!

[Last Child of Ungoliant]

gondor: ouch
dead: hahahaha here we come
corsairs: crap
rohirrim: here we come
orcs: crap
aragorn: black gate?
everyone: sure
that's my favourite bit :D

[Lenya]

My favourite part:

ILUVATAR: *blows pitch pipe* LA!
AINUR: LA LA LA!
ILUVATAR: LA LA!
AINUR: LA LA!
MELKOR: This sucks. BUM BUM BA DUM!
AINUR: Um. . . la?
ILUVATAR: Ahem. LA!
MELKOR: Boop bop-a-doo-bop!
ILUVATAR: LA, dammit.
MELKOR: Bwam bardle ningle boom.
AINUR: . . .
ILUVATAR: Right, you're out of the band.
MELKOR: Fine, I was leaving anyway.

and ofcourse the whole shiny thing :D

[Telcontar_Dunedain]

Chrys perhaps you could have something for Gollum and Bilbo like:

Bilbo: Ring
Gollum: Riddles?
Bilbo: Sure
Gollum: *Loses*
Bilbo: Way out
Gollum: No
Bilbo: *Jumps*
Goblins: *Run around*
Buttons: Bye bye.

[Last Child of Ungoliant]

bilbo: caves!
dwarves: caves? cold
gandalf: fire!
dwarves: cool
everyone: zzzzz
bilbo: crack!
goblins: hahahaha
gandalf: bang
goblins: dead
dwarves/bilbo: *captured*
gandalf: *sneak*
goblin-king: prisoners!
gandalf: darkness, bang
goblin-king: *dead*

[Rían]

Just thought I'd bump this fun "condensation" of the Sil :)

[trolls' bane]

I love it! *Useless bump because it's already been done*
Sooo funny! I just love it! It even vaguely gets the story across, vaguely. :D

[The last sane person]

*falls over laughing, clutching sides* I will never ever be able to look at Tolkien again, jeez! Thanks guys!!!

[trolls' bane]

TB: *uses confusion to take shiny*

[The last sane person]

Gotta love the whole Ainur, Iluvatar and Melkor band, thats my favorite!

MELKOR: This sucks. BUM BUM BA DUM!
AINUR: Um. . . la?
ILUVATAR: Ahem. LA!
MELKOR: Boop bop-a-doo-bop!
ILUVATAR: LA, dammit.

[Rían]

Isn't that just great?!?! I love it!!

[trolls' bane]

Everything is over a shiny something!
*Sees shiny around Earendil's neck and slowly sneaks up wearing a spacesuit and wondering how he creates artificial gravity*
Yoink!
*takes off with shiny using jetpack*

[littleadanel]

Oh MY! *falls out of chair laughing*

:D :D

FEANOR'S SONS: WANT SHINY!
Now THIS covers the basis of the story :D

NUMENOREANS: Neat! Ooo, Middle-Earth!
GIL-GALAD: Dudes. Good to see you.
NUMENOREANS: Yeah, same here. What's going on?
GIL-GALAD: War with Sauron mostly.
And that is just -hilarious- :D :D

*moderates herself not to quote more "favourite parts"*

That's what I needed to cheer up in the morning :D

[Rían]

I love that gil-galad response, too! :D :D

The whole thing is just hysterical!

And Wayfarer's version of Turin is excellent, too!

[Rían]

I like this part:

ANNATAR: Hi, elves! Wanna learn some cool stuff?
ELVES: Okay!
SAURON: They fell for it.

[The last sane person]

Oh man, into my sig that goes! Melkor, the inventor of progressive jazz? :D EEK!

[Rían]

Of course, THIS should go in our rpg:

Nine Men: Neat rings . . . Hey, didn't Mom die like six hundred years ago?

:D

[Faerdhinen]

Look here (http://www.livejournal.com/users/camwyn/328358.html) :D :D :D


LoL, I know that one. Too hilarious to be described by my poor self. ;)

[trolls' bane]

You know, in retrospect, people around find the craziest stuff. I found Entmoot. ;)

[Last Child of Ungoliant]

Bump

jus thinkin, the whole thing (my condensation of lotr included) males most of the characters seem like stoners, especially that gil-galad response to the numenoreans