Wizzard in mordor

[me9996]

Gandalf finds himself in mordor

Note:Keep entrys short please :)

Edit:Now this tread has wizzard in mordor 2 as well.

[Lostyia Delr-Padroot]

huh? what does that mean. im not sure if thats random or this rpg have meaning?? :confused: :confused: :confused:

[Nurvingiel]

A Diskword-LOTR cross-over? ;)

[me9996]

Plese just enter your part of the story... :(

[Nurvingiel]

Heh, sorry Me9996. I'm just a big Discworld fan... :o

I'm already involved in two big RPGs at the moment, so I think I'll pass. But you could lure others in here to play if you started the game.

Maybe describe how and why came to Mordor. Is it set before or after the War of the Ring? Who else is involved? etc. :)

[ItalianLegolas]

yeah, do that, and then I'll join

[me9996]

Heh, sorry Me9996. I'm just a big Discworld fan... :o

I'm already involved in two big RPGs at the moment, so I think I'll pass. But you could lure others in here to play if you started the game.

Maybe describe how and why came to Mordor. Is it set before or after the War of the Ring? Who else is involved? etc. :)

Okay, first it's before the war of the ring (gandalf left middle earth after it).
For the moment he doesn't know why he's there.
And you'll have to make and insert your own part.

Hope this helps! :D

[Twista]

Lol, it doesnt exactly give us much more to go on. So what your saying is hes has suffered some kind of memory loss and wakes up in Mordor? oooh spooky lol. Poor Gandalf getting forgetful in his youthful age..

:p

[ItalianLegolas]

he decides to take out Barad-dur... SUICIDE BOMBA STYLE!!!

[me9996]

he decides to take out Barad-dur... SUICIDE BOMBA STYLE!!!

This may be the shortist RPG ever

[ItalianLegolas]

thats the idea. See you next time on... Wizzard in Mordor!!2!!

[me9996]

So ends the shortest RPG ever, Gandalf distroyed Souron, but in doing so got
killed.

The felloship of the ring never started,
And hobbits (Haveing the one ring) take over the world.

The end

P.S.
From now on this tread is to discuss the story! :D

[ItalianLegolas]

Yay!! I Single-handedly Decimated This Thread!!! Woot!!

[me9996]

Yay!! I Single-handedly Decimated This Thread!!! Moot!!

Yes you did, what do you think about my end post?

[me9996]

thats the idea. See you next time on... Wizzard in Mordor!!2!!
Wizzard in Mordor 2?
What would the story be? :confused:

Okay ItalianLegolas, I'll ask for your help here.

[ItalianLegolas]

Gandalf comes back to life of course!! he has not completed his task!! so the Valar send him back, but he won't give up his suicide bomba tactics, and so continues an endless cycle!

[me9996]

Gandalf comes back to life of course!! he has not completed his task!! so the Valar send him back, but he won't give up his suicide bomba tactics, and so continues an endless cycle!
Vetran kamakazi, ohhh...

But what is his task?
He defeated souron!

[Twista]

Do he didnt...

He destroyed Barad-dur...

The ring is still about isnt it? Sauron still lives...

[me9996]

Do he didnt...

He destroyed Barad-dur...

The ring is still about isnt it? Sauron still lives...
It, well, I'm not as good an wrighter as Tolken.
The hobbits used it to take over middle earth so...
See you later! I have an idea!

[me9996]

Hobbits have taken over middle earth useing the one ring!
(Check the first Wizzard in mordor for how they did it)
Gandalf returns to Middle earth to reclaim it!

P.S.
Invite for the italain elf guy to play gandalf again. :D

[Twista]

Haha... then why is it called Wizzard In Mordor 2? lol...

Never mind though... can i join in please?

[me9996]

Haha... then why is it called Wizzard In Mordor 2? lol...

Never mind though... can i join in please?
Yes you can!
Do you want to play a hobbit?
Or a member of the resistence to hobbit rule?
Or perhaps another wizzard?
Or an ent?

P.S.It is called "Wizzard in mordor 2" becoules it is a sequil of the first one.

P.P.S.
I can't spell!

[Meriadoc Brandybuck]

I might join. As a hobbit, of course. How long have they had the Ring? Quite a while probably, if they're all corrupt and everything. Who has the Ring (who 'owns' it)? Or is the answer to all my questions in the first one?

[Earniel]

I've merged both 'Wizzard in Mordor' games. The first one didn't even have more than one page so there's little need in starting a whole new thread for the sequel.

[ItalianLegolas]

P.S.
Invite for the italain elf guy to play gandalf again. :D


I feel insulted

[ItalianLegolas]

even though I am insulted, I shall play Gandalf, reincarnated!

[me9996]

I feel insulted
Sorry I just can't spell "Italain legolass" oh, one "s" :D

[ItalianLegolas]

I motion that once you get 500 posts, your title should be "Horeable Speelur"

[me9996]

I motion that once you get 500 posts, your title should be "Horeable Speelur"
I'll remember that, it's a good tidle idea. :)

P.S.
No one likes the 90 second rule but it must have a purpose

[me9996]

I might join. As a hobbit, of course. How long have they had the Ring? Quite a while probably, if they're all corrupt and everything. Who has the Ring (who 'owns' it)? Or is the answer to all my questions in the first one?
You don't have the ring, bilbo does.
And bilbo does own the ring so it doesn't corrupt him.

P.S.
I shall play a valar, just looking untill roused. :D :rolleyes: :cool:

[Twista]

You don't have the ring, bilbo does.
And bilbo does own the ring so it doesn't corrupt him.



What? I dont understand... how can he not be currupted? If it's Sauron's ring then thats impossible, it will overcome him eventually.

[ItalianLegolas]

Eventually!!!

[me9996]

What? I dont understand... how can he not be currupted? If it's Sauron's ring then thats impossible, it will overcome him eventually.
No, without souron the ring is dumb.

[ItalianLegolas]

sauron is always around if the ring is around, and vice-a-versa. One is not complete without the other

[me9996]

sauron is always around if the ring is around, and vice-a-versa. One is not complete without the other
I'm not as good at this as Tolken (kind of a "duh" moment) but in this Souron is just plain dead. (dead as a doornail in fact!) Otherwise Gandalfs blowing up doesn't make any sence.

It's odd and it doesn't fit, but even Tolken would admit that LOTR is about the same kind of imposability.

Hope this helps!

P.S.
It took a wile for you guys to like the first one as well.

[Embladyne]

If you're gonna play the game, then I'd like to join...it'd be cool if I were a Druidain, but I'll settle for a hobbit, if necessary.

[ItalianLegolas]

nice to see you here MB, i though you didn't role-play?

anything you want to be would be fine

[Embladyne]

nice to see you here MB, i though you didn't role-play?

anything you want to be would be fineOh, I do role play....I just play too many other games already, that I felt it wasn't the best idea to get sucked into this forum....

[ItalianLegolas]

but yet here you are!!

[Embladyne]

but yet here you are!!Meh, stuph happens. Hey, is this game gonna start sometime soon? I mean...there's a little background...but...

[ItalianLegolas]

i doknow. if me9996 was ever on for more the 5 minutes he could give us a story...

[me9996]

i doknow. if me9996 was ever on for more the 5 minutes he could give us a story...
Souron what teleported to that jail they put margoth in and hobbit took over middle earth with the one ring and the istari are meeting at isengaurd (which by magic has been hidden) to figure out what to do...

Good story?

P.S.
Casting call for the other istari!

Need:

Saruman(Taken)
Ragast (Taken)
The blue wizzards(Taken)


Edit: Done

[ItalianLegolas]

I call Blue Wizards

[Embladyne]

Well, I guess I'll be Aiwendil....(Radagast)

[Elemmírë]

What the heck?

CurunÃ*r for me.

[ItalianLegolas]

What the heck?

CurunÃ*r for me.

aka Saruman, aka THE WHITE WIZARD

EDIT: tried to do it spoiler style, but I can't figure it out... :o

[Katt_knome_hobbit]

Hey guys, I want in.

What up with Sauron out of the running? Dang it all!

You already claimed Sauroman? Then who am I gonna be?

IDEA!!!

So if Hobbits took over ME Bilbo would be "Supremem Almighty Ruler" and Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin would be his four warlords.

What if elves were slaves to Hobbits? And Men were like the Rebles in Star Wars and Gandalf has to gather the wizzards to fight the little people?

And only a few super cool strong elves escaped from the evil hobbitlings and have taken refuge in Isanguard.

Such elves include Galadriel and Elrond, both played by me. (If Italian Legolas get's to be both Gandalf and Sauroman I can play them)

And ARAGORN is the leader of the Rebel Alliance and the wizards are like the JEDI!!!

LIKE IT????

[Embladyne]

Katt knome Hobbit, interestingly enough, your idea sounds really great to me. Maybe it's just the lack of sleep....or the idea of battling, poor, defenceless hobbits. Did I forget to mention that I also play Tom Bombadillo, and his ninjetsu wife Goldberry?

I think I'll stop there with the claimations.

[Katt_knome_hobbit]

glad I heard that. Why don't we make a list of all the characters we're playing?

OR!!!!!! we could make it up as we go!

[Meriadoc Brandybuck]

So if Hobbits took over ME Bilbo would be "Supremem Almighty Ruler" and Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin would be his four warlords.
GAH! Merry's not evil, Merry's not evil, Merry's not evil, he's a... a spy! For the good guys! *shudders at thought of Merry being evil* In fact, I'll be Merry!

[Embladyne]

glad I heard that. Why don't we make a list of all the characters we're playing?

OR!!!!!! we could make it up as we go!
I say make it up. This is already the most disorganized, wierd RGP I've played...and it's entertaining that way. :D

Bombadillo and Goldberry are attempting an aliiance with the Barrowights to help exterminate those pesky Hobbits.

[ItalianLegolas]

Starwars and LoTR?? I am getting wierd (but good) vibes here

[Embladyne]

Radagast is walking through the meadows innocently talking to his birdie friends. He is about to enter a dark, looming forest when out of the bushes jump a clan of
Barrow wights saying: "You shall not pass! Unless, of course, you know the password"
Radagast: "Um, would that be dirty Numenorean scum?"
Barrow wights: "Welcome to the woods, bird lover! Long time no see!"

(Just keeping it random...:p)

[ItalianLegolas]

Blue Wizards:Radagast!! Good to see that even you were able to infiltrate the unamed-evil-persons lair!

[Embladyne]

Radagast: Yah, no real problem. How's life been treating you these days? Still going by your old names Pallando and Alatar? Have you heard of the evil-ness of the evil Hobbits and their evil empire? I hear that Bombadillo and Goldberry are trying for an alliance with those-afforementioned-evil-persons-whose-lair-I-infiltrated.

[ItalianLegolas]

Alatar and Palando: What!?! Bombadillo is a traitor to the cause!! He sided with the filllllllllllllthy nassssssssssty Hobbitses!?!

[Embladyne]

Radagast: Chill dudes, Bombadillo is just a mercenary, you can't expect him to side with the losers when the world is at stake. But, now we hold teh powerz and teh moneyz. Those evil, filllllllllllllthy nassssssssssty Hobbitses will stand no chance against our might! *crazy laughter*

[me9996]

Hey guys, I want in.

What up with Sauron out of the running? Dang it all!

You already claimed Sauroman? Then who am I gonna be?

IDEA!!!

So if Hobbits took over ME Bilbo would be "Supremem Almighty Ruler" and Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin would be his four warlords.

What if elves were slaves to Hobbits? And Men were like the Rebles in Star Wars and Gandalf has to gather the wizzards to fight the little people?

And only a few super cool strong elves escaped from the evil hobbitlings and have taken refuge in Isanguard.

Such elves include Galadriel and Elrond, both played by me. (If Italian Legolas get's to be both Gandalf and Sauroman I can play them)

And ARAGORN is the leader of the Rebel Alliance and the wizards are like the JEDI!!!

LIKE IT????
Nice Idea!
That's in...

(But an elf or man can't become a wizzard :rolleyes: )

[Meriadoc Brandybuck]

Merry: You know I'm standing right here listening to you two, right?

[Embladyne]

Radagast: That's ok, you're a nice guy, really. That's why we pay you in meals.

[ItalianLegolas]

Bombadillo is am mercenary??? HOW DARE HE!! HE IS A SPIRIT OF THE FOREST!!

[me9996]

Bombadillo is am mercenary??? HOW DARE HE!! HE IS A SPIRIT OF THE FOREST!!
Bombadillo?
Bombadillo?
Don't side with the hobbits, Bombadill!

[Embladyne]

Bombadillo: I don't care about evil evilness. I just follow the smell of money wherever it leads, heck, I would have held Frodo and his friends captive and given that dirty old ring to Sauron, had Gandalf not given me that huge box of cool, shiney things...

[Embladyne]

Okay, here's the list of who's playing which character.
So far in the thread there are:
ME9996 - ?
Italian Legolas - Gandalf, Blue Wizards (Pallando, Alatar)
Embladyne - Radagast, Tom Bombadil, Goldberry
Elemmirë - Curunir (Saruman)
Merriadoc Brandybuck - Merry
Kat_gnome_hobbit - Galadriel, Elrond

Extra Characters not claimed: Aragorn, Barrowights, and maybe some more hobbits...?

And, if, as Kat_gnome_hobbit suggests, someone wants to come up with a coherent background story/ goal for the game....that would be nice :o

But don't let all that keep you from the m4dn3z! (madness)

[me9996]

Okay, here's the list of who's playing which character.
So far in the thread there are:
ME9996 - ?
Italian Legolas - Gandalf, Blue Wizards (Pallando, Alatar)
Embladyne - Radagast, Tom Bombadil, Goldberry
Elemmirë - Curunir (Saruman)
Merriadoc Brandybuck - Merry
Kat_gnome_hobbit - Galadriel, Elrond

Extra Characters not claimed: Aragorn, Barrowights, and maybe some more hobbits...?

And, if, as Kat_gnome_hobbit suggests, someone wants to come up with a coherent background story/ goal for the game....that would be nice :o

But don't let all that keep you from the m4dn3z! (madness)

The goal is to free middle earth from the hobbits tiriny...

[Katt_knome_hobbit]

Can I be Bilbo (almighty suprememe hobbit ruler) as well because I know how to run evilness?

Bilbo : MUAH HA HA ha hae heheheheheeeeee! With the Elves as my slaves, nothing can stop me!

(In secret)
( Elrond : You must escape. I shall distract him.)
( Galadriel : Thank you. I will return for you)

Elrond : Look, Master Bilbo, a pretty sword I made for you!

Bilbo : Oooh! Gimme!

Galadriel : *Runs off*

Bilbo : Hey! Aw nuts. I'll catch her later. Pretty swordie. Muah ha heee!


Dude, a bit of a slash going on with Elrond and Galadriel there. Whoops. :D

[me9996]

Can I be Bilbo (almighty suprememe hobbit ruler) as well because I know how to run evilness?

Bilbo : MUAH HA HA ha hae heheheheheeeeee! With the Elves as my slaves, nothing can stop me!

(In secret)
( Elrond : You must escape. I shall distract him.)
( Galadriel : Thank you. I will return for you)

Elrond : Look, Master Bilbo, a pretty sword I made for you!

Bilbo : Oooh! Gimme!

Galadriel : *Runs off*

Bilbo : Hey! Aw nuts. I'll catch her later. Pretty swordie. Muah ha heee!


Dude, a bit of a slash going on with Elrond and Galadriel there. Whoops. :D
That explanes a few things... Why is your tidle "dead"?

P.S.
I have run out off ideas for 90 second P.S.s

[ItalianLegolas]

Bilbo should be Supreme Hobbit Dictator of the Shire and all Surrounding Lands... or SHBotSaaSL for short, exceot its not really short at all

[Meriadoc Brandybuck]

Radagast: That's ok, you're a nice guy, really. That's why we pay you in meals.
:p
Merry: I'm off to do some spying!

[me9996]

Bilbo should be Supreme Hobbit Dictator of the Shire and all Surrounding Lands... or SHBotSaaSL for short, exceot its not really short at all
How about U.H.G.
This stands for:
Ultament Hobbit Guy

[Embladyne]

Bilbo should be Supreme Hobbit Dictator of the Shire and all Surrounding Lands... or SHBotSaaSL for short, exceot its not really short at allThat's cool...the short but not short strikes me as beign rather hobbit like.

Revised list of characters:
ME9996 - ? do you claim any?
Italian Legolas - Gandalf, Blue Wizards (Pallando, Alatar)
Embladyne - Radagast, Tom Bombadil, Goldberry, Barrow wights unless someone else also wants to handle their evilnez
Elemmirë - Curunir (Saruman)
Merriadoc Brandybuck - Merry
Kat_gnome_hobbit - Galadriel, Elrond, Bilbo SHBotSaaSL

Extra Characters not claimed: Aragorn, Barrowights, and maybe some more hobbits...is there anyone else important to the story? Do we really have a story? Is that important? ;)

[me9996]

That's cool...the short but not short strikes me as beign rather hobbit like.

Revised list of characters:
ME9996 - ? do you claim any?
Italian Legolas - Gandalf, Blue Wizards (Pallando, Alatar)
Embladyne - Radagast, Tom Bombadil, Goldberry, Barrow wights unless someone else also wants to handle their evilnez
Elemmirë - Curunir (Saruman)
Merriadoc Brandybuck - Merry
Kat_gnome_hobbit - Galadriel, Elrond, Bilbo SHBotSaaSL

Extra Characters not claimed: Aragorn, Barrowights, and maybe some more hobbits...is there anyone else important to the story? Do we really have a story? Is that important? ;)
I claimed a whaching vala (or valur)...
And the story so far is that the hobbits have taken over middle earth and you must stop that...

[Katt_knome_hobbit]

That explanes a few things... Why is your tidle "dead"?


Why not?

I like the SHDotSaASL title, but note the couple of changes.

WHOOP!

[ItalianLegolas]

if they already took ME over, then how can we stop them?

[me9996]

if they already took ME over, then how can we stop them?
I meen end it, sorry for the confution. :o

[ItalianLegolas]

Alatar & Palando: WE MUST PUT AN END TO THE TYRANNY OF THE HOBBITS! Do you wanna come Birdey-boy? (Radagast)

[Embladyne]

Radagast: Oh, well yes. I guess I'll come. You better reward me with some of that delicious blue ale you have stock piled. Don't think I don't know about your secret hoard.....

[ItalianLegolas]

Alatar & Palando: *GASP*
Alatar: He knows our secret!
Palando: He knows our secret!
Alatar: We'll have to talk this over.
Palando: We'll have to talk this over.
Alatar: Come back later.
Palando: Come back--
Alatar: Oh, shut up Palando!
Palando: Oh, shut up Palando!

[me9996]

Alatar & Palando: *GASP*
Alatar: He knows our secret!
Palando: He knows our secret!
Alatar: We'll have to talk this over.
Palando: We'll have to talk this over.
Alatar: Come back later.
Palando: Come back--
Alatar: Oh, shut up Palando!
Palando: Oh, shut up Palando!
Alter and Palantro... Are they the blue wizards?

[ItalianLegolas]

yes, hence the names in blue

[me9996]

yes, hence the names in blue
Okay, alted and plantro are the blue wizards...

[Katt_knome_hobbit]

Galadriel: Hey, you wizards. Where is the "End the Tyranny of the Hobbits" Meeting?

(dude, it's the ETH, or the Dslexic THE!)

[ItalianLegolas]

Alatar & Palando: Why, its in Moria of course! Where else could we guarantee complete secrecy!? Okay, so its not an ideal travel local, but where the ANGBAND were we supposed to go?

[Katt_knome_hobbit]

Galadriel: "Where in Angband" I haven't heard that expression before. I like it. Will you show me the way?

[ItalianLegolas]

Well, lets see, you walk past the surprisingly and decievingly peacefule vale, slip by the Watcher in the Water, hes the octopussy dude... then you open the password encoded doors, navigate the maze-like corridors of Moria, and finally battle with a full grown Cave-troll and his host of orc-minions... and your in!

[me9996]

Alatar & Palando: Why, its in Moria of course! Where else could we guarantee complete secrecy!? Okay, so its not an ideal travel local, but where the ANGBAND were we supposed to go?
Exuse me, but the meating is in isenguard.

Isenguard has so far staved of the hobbit attacks.

However the ents sided with the hobbits, there was a big battle betwean the ents and the hurons. The trees sided with the hurons so the hurons hold fangorn and isenguard is safe.

[me9996]

Well, lets see, you walk past the surprisingly and decievingly peacefule vale, slip by the Watcher in the Water, hes the octopussy dude... then you open the password encoded doors, navigate the maze-like corridors of Moria, and finally battle with a full grown Cave-troll and his host of orc-minions... and your in!
He he...
Unfortunitly the hobbits took moria and they have eaten the wacher in the water....
The iron hills have iron defence and so the hobbits are stoped there.

[ItalianLegolas]

Alatar & Palando: dammit *mutters*

[me9996]

Alatar & Palando: dammit *mutters*
It is safe with all the hurons guarding it...

[Meriadoc Brandybuck]

Hurons? Good hurons? What is Middle Earth coming to...

[ItalianLegolas]

if the ents are evil, wouldn't the hurons be evil 2?

[me9996]

if the ents are evil, wouldn't the hurons be evil 2?
No the ents think the hobbits are on the good side :rolleyes:

P.S.
For one so old he isn't that wise...

[Twista]

No the ents think the hobbits are on the good side :rolleyes:


I think your falling into a situation of multiple contradictions buddy!

[me9996]

I think your falling into a situation of multiple contradictions buddy!
If you were an ent wouldn't you side with hobbits?

[Twista]

If you were an ent wouldn't you side with hobbits?

Why? Ents dont like to associate themselves with other creatures anyway... I've not read this whole Rpg.. are they evil or not?

On another note..

Me, you've had 47% of threads you started closed.. that must be a record! :p

[me9996]

Why? Ents dont like to associate themselves with other creatures anyway... I've not read this whole Rpg.. are they evil or not?

On another note..

Me, you've had 47% of threads you started closed.. that must be a record! :p
Think it is! Expept that guy who got the title "Smelly orc"...

Anyway the ents have gone nuts and sided with the hobbits...

[ItalianLegolas]

No!!! Those Dastardly Ents!!

[me9996]

No!!! Those Dastardly Ents!!
It doesn't look good...

A few roherim from rohan (Is that redundint?) come to orthanc, as well as Grima (Not wormtoung) and Eowin.

P.S.
Only 5 posts to elf lord!!! I'm so exsited!

[me9996]

Just to clarafy middle earth has been turned upside down by a single event that even I don't know... (And I started this!)

[Acalewia]

Where has this been hiding, me9996? This is more messed up than the first War on Gondor thread!


Can I join? Maybe as Aragorn and Framir?

[me9996]

If that hasn't allready been taken..

[rohirrim TR]

i want the rohirrim dudes if they r not taken :D

[rohirrim TR]

well no one has answered me so i guess i'll take that as affirmative inaction :D

well the rohirrim ride up to orthanc and say
Rohirrim #1: "talk about a fixer upper"
Gandalf: "you're telling me"
Saruman: "well for crying out loud gandy, it was your idea to test the C4 before your stupid suicide mision to mordor"
Rohirrim #2: so... arent we going to fight some little hobbits dudes or somethin... or we could go home...
gandalf and saruman: lets go home.
Gandalf: no, wait, we can't do that they'll just send us back again,hmm... how about we destroy the ring?

[rohirrim TR]

the rohirrim start to ride away when suddenly a vampire ent comes out of the trees with a can of V8
rohirrim #1: whoa dude *bill and ted voice*
rohirrim #2: dude...
rohirrim #1: uhh, what?... are? .. you....?
vampire ent: I AM NO TREE I AM A CARROT DRINKING TERROR OF THE DAY, HA HA AH AH AH AH HAA HAA HA HA *guzzles V8 and runs back over to wal-mart for some more*
rohirrim #1 whoa...dude
rohirrim #2 dude, lets totally join the EMPIRE i want those guys on our side.
click here (http://www.entmoot.com/showthread.php?t=12495&page=4)
BTW am i the only one playing? if yes, i'm going to single handedly decimate it, so fast it will make the Italian guy's head spin :D

[me9996]

A huge crate fill of minguns falls from the sky :confused: :rolleyes: :eek: :D

[rohirrim TR]

3 vampire ents run out and destroY them
rohirrim#1: whoa... dude...
rohirrim#2: whoa...dude...EXCELLENT!

[rohirrim TR]

suddenly....

...
...
...
well ok so...maybe not so suddenly...a large tortoise comes out of the woods being ridden by a hairy, stinky, large footed, sword and sling carrying, armor wearring, are you all ready for this... it was evil, red eyed, blood thirsty, war mongering, C4 explosives dealer

[rohirrim TR]

once upon a time in a galaxy far far away...

a legion of demon hobbits are being led out by the son of the long lost thain of the shire, to free the lands around the shire, and earn the right to rest in peace by being released from their living death; their leader is a cross between jonnyy depp and lijah wood

the supreme dictator palp...errr bilbo has been kidnapped by a emotinally dysfuntional, homeless, "watcher in the water, that is out of the water"

two jed...err rohirrim nights are riding in the middle of nowhere doing nothing...














see what ya'll can do with that :evil: :D :D

[Embladyne]

*Radagast wakes up in a sandy, featureless desert on an unfamiliar planet*
"Where are the Ents? They were supposed to send an envoy to meet me and take me to the intergalactic comvention of evil," he thinks out loud.

[Acalewia]

*Aragorn and Faramir are open again. I havent the slighest idea whats going on here.
sorry rTR, im not very knowlegable in SW.*

[Curubethion]

This storyline is so messed up now...

[Embladyne]

This storyline is so messed up now...

And it wasn't, to begin with? The whole point of this RP was to make fun out of madness.

[rohirrim TR]

Rohirrim#1: hey dude, check it out, two starfighters
Rohirrim#2: whoa, just the right number, lets go for a spin
toghether: excellent!

*they fly towards,the watcher in water's skyhook*

together: yee haw!!

OOC: i wouldn't worry about the story "big C" it seems to be coming along quite nicely :D :D

[me9996]

to move along the story... the forces in isenguard are now being asisted by a bunch of hobbits aposed to Bilbos rule :D